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File: 1446957291787.gif (743.94 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 05533.gif)

 No.521823

buh

old: >>521311

 No.521826

hey


 No.521832


 No.522109

is this thread working?


 No.522118

seems like the cutoff is 250 posts

shit


 No.522419

is this thread working


 No.522420

ye


 No.522423

it's 2015 and we still are clipping fingernails this isBULLSHIT


 No.522424

im gonna see if i can make the potato croquettes

thats anime enough right


 No.522428

>>522424

not as anime as this

*whips out dick*


 No.522429

>>522428

*sucks cock*


 No.522430

"its fine guys serious"


 No.522431

p

run

ga


 No.522432

Hello My Name Is Kanaya

What Is Your Name


 No.522433

>>522432

Oh What A Coincidence

My Name Is Also Kanaya


 No.522434

Bacon cake cock


 No.522435

>>522433

It Is A Coincidence Indeed

Perhaps We Can Find More Kanayas If We Search Together


 No.522436

>>522435

Yes That Seems Like The Best Course Of Action

We Will Trawl For More Kanayas Together

We Should Start An All Kanaya Band Once We Have An Appropriate Amount Of Members


 No.522437

File: 1447023509368.png (508.41 KB, 600x450, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

that collection of screen caps is amazing


 No.522438

>>522436

We Must Play Music That Kanayas Will Enjoy

Or Perhaps Music That Convinces People To Become Kanaya


 No.522439

does Kanaya have an associated instrument in canon? it's been so long since I re-read Homestuck I can't recall. for some reason she seems like a reed instrument kinda girl


 No.522440

>>522438

Our Music Will Attract Kanayas New And Old From Across The Globe The Same Way The Negro And Jew Used Rap Music And Theater Respectively

I Have An Idea For Our First Hit Would You Like To Hear It Kanaya


 No.522441

kanayas instrument is an empty jug


 No.522442

waiter, this meme is stale


 No.522443

File: 1447024253860.gif (1.26 MB, 500x373, 500:373, fgh.gif)

like this

homer is dave thinking of raps


 No.522444

>>522442

wouter, this meme is stale


 No.522445

>>522440

I Would Very Much Like To


 No.522446

testing

attention please

feel the tension as soon as someone mentions me


 No.522447

>>522445

Ohhhhh

We Are All Kanayas In One Big Kanaya Crew

And Well All Keep On Kanayaing Until Kanaya Time Is Through

A Maryam Life Is A Grand Old Life Its The Only Life For Meeeee

And A Maryam Is So Grand To Be And A Kanaya Futures All I See And The Kanaya Futures Bright And Free

Ohhh How I Love To Be A Kanaya


 No.522449

hol up


 No.522450

i would totally suck eminems dick tbh

he has cool eyes


 No.522451

>kanaya will never look at you with that hungry look in her eyes


 No.522452

sleepy

want fuck


 No.522453

>>522450

i would say have some standards but look who i'm talking to


 No.522454

>>522453

no seriously though

like he's fit and he has cool eyes

sure his butt is lacking but who cares


 No.522457

i didn't make croquettes

just mashed potatoes and fried bread crumbs


 No.522458

food, eh

hmm


 No.522459

File: 1447026877277.png (419.16 KB, 437x437, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

fffffood, eh


 No.522460

File: 1447027005438.jpg (18.27 KB, 331x341, 331:341, 1379553198788.jpg)

fffffffffooooood


 No.522461

who up

reply to this post

why is the skeleton css still here


 No.522462

grant this theme sucks


 No.522463


 No.522464

File: 1447028558431.png (228.39 KB, 512x385, 512:385, ClipboardImage.png)

>Mix bread crumbs, brown sugar, and eggs

>Fry it


 No.522465

>>522461

>>522462

what skeletons


 No.522466

File: 1447029804433.png (170.36 KB, 600x665, 120:133, its freaking freezing.png)


 No.522467

>>522464

....that sounds good

is it good


 No.522468

wwhy cant i just be a neet forevver


 No.522469

>>522468

same reason i can't just disappear taking any trace of my existence on this planet with me

capitalism


 No.522470

File: 1447030977792.png (18.66 KB, 300x224, 75:56, 1415780285068.png)


 No.522471

>>522467

it was good anon

its why i posted hedonism bot


 No.522472

you cn’t see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you can’t see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you can’t see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. they’re pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, i’m waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.


 No.522473

i wonder if anybody ever farted cum

probably lots a people i bet


 No.522474

That poor kid


 No.522475

>>522474

>girl makes a handful of posts saying "pssh you silly anti sjws are so stupid"

>next page is nothing but I AM SO SCARED PLEASE STOP MESSAGING ME WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

loving

every

lel


 No.522476

that wasn't supposed to be a reply but whatever


 No.522477

>>522475

Don't reply to me


 No.522478


 No.522479

>>522477

*replies to you*


 No.522480

>>522478

20+ thinking its an accomplishment to outsmart a 15 year old


 No.522481

20+ thinking its an accomplishment to reblog a 15 year old


 No.522482

File: 1447033088040.png (27.41 KB, 175x154, 25:22, 1356127577394.png)

yeah.... im the one... who constantly posts tumblr shite... it me


 No.522483

that didn't even make sense but i just wanted to take this cheap jab anyways


 No.522484

>>522480

except i didn't "outsmart them"

i literally just posted what they posted


 No.522485

wwhat are you knobs talkin about


 No.522486

>>522485

about 20+ year olds posting 15yearolds tumblr post to look cool to other nerds


 No.522487

>>522472

this reads like a vfan post


 No.522488

I just submitted a job application and I feel like I just ran a mile


 No.522489

>>522488

good job, you're almost too normcore to post here now


 No.522490

>>522489

"almost," sure. it's the second job app I've submitted in the six months since I graduated

god it really will be six months tomorrow

anyway I'm gonna try to do at least one more tonight, and then see if I can't keep up that pace until someone gives me a job? don't worry, I'll be blogging about it here


 No.522491

File: 1447034298537.gif (65.95 KB, 419x584, 419:584, 1364312731895.gif)


 No.522492

>>522490

....oh god it's literally been 6 months since i've been out of school without a job too


 No.522493

fibonacci spiral still blows my mind every time


 No.522494

tch, small time NEETs...


 No.522495

what's your favorite meme? mine is conservative thought


 No.522496

>>522490

>>522492

it's ok, working sucks ass


 No.522497

whats up my epic boys


 No.522498

>>522497

hi dad


 No.522499

File: 1447035288401.gif (43.81 KB, 650x450, 13:9, AAAAAAAAAAA.gif)

GREAT BAY TEMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

AAAAAAAAAAA


 No.522500

>>522497

playing bl2 with my fams

'tis quite an epic thing to see!


 No.522501

File: 1447035330174.png (250.15 KB, 858x725, 858:725, 1423082748906.png)

>working


 No.522502

>>522498

:?

>>522500

ive been wanting to play borderlands recently

im mildly jealous


 No.522503

File: 1447035404133.jpg (79.29 KB, 496x515, 496:515, 1401477928912.jpg)

everyone post a reaction image you rarely get to use


 No.522504

>>522502

i've never been a big fan, but it's pretty fun just in terms of something to do with pals

i'm playing the mechromancer. it's epic but man her voice is driving me insane.


 No.522505

File: 1447035526131.png (9.04 KB, 170x255, 2:3, well you see.png)


 No.522506

File: 1447035562985.png (117.71 KB, 222x244, 111:122, yoshi-(kawaii).png)


 No.522507

>>522504

oh yeah she loves to scream

switch to japanese voices,shes hilarious


 No.522508

File: 1447035629661.png (161.47 KB, 478x558, 239:279, 1372587616165.png)


 No.522509

File: 1447035698789.png (268.2 KB, 600x639, 200:213, 1369595496306.png)


 No.522510

nepeta's filthy feet, crusted with corns and blisters


 No.522511

>>522510

caressing every single one with your tongue :3


 No.522512

File: 1447035943584.png (6.44 KB, 180x272, 45:68, implying.png)


 No.522513

File: 1447036007503.gif (1.99 MB, 245x162, 245:162, tumblr_momelxXCTC1qzclygo3….gif)


 No.522514

>>522512

this is vintage


 No.522515

>>522512

i've seen this picture for years and i've never understood it

is she a yeti

does she have roots for feet

why is she making that face

i don't get it


 No.522516

redpill me on yeti jade


 No.522517

>friend hosts a tournament

>he's worried for weeks before that he's going to lose a lot of money

>tonight he posts pictures of lots of money he made and is hyped as fuck because things went way better than he'd hoped for

>another friend gets extremely upset and calls him a douchebag

???


 No.522518

>>522516

there's no redpill

only a bluepill


 No.522519

redpill me on the red pill


 No.522520

and it's a suppository


 No.522521

>>522517

posting pictures of your money is vile normie behavior


 No.522524

>>522521

well i talked to the other dude and he basically said sending pictures of money was "what assholes do"

and when i said i disagreed and said our friend was just excited that he'd succeeded and i was going to be happy for him, the upset friend said the real reason it bothered him is that he busted his ass every day and nobody ever said he did a good job and then he started crying and quit the chat

this shit is stupid, how the fuck are you gonna get upset because one of your best friends succeeds


 No.522525

File: 1447037699794.gif (337.82 KB, 652x684, 163:171, 1436811516391.gif)


 No.522526

>>522524

the first friend must pay

death to your first friend, i say


 No.522527

>>522526

no... i will congratulate him... i will tell him he a good boy who dindu nuffin.....


 No.522528

(●ω●✿)


 No.522529

as of today I have run out of entry-level programming jobs within a three-hour commute to apply to, and begun to apply to things I would have to move closer to in order to be able to take the job

job hunting is Terrifying


 No.522530

>>522529

just wait until you have to do technical interviews

*does a mime like i'm shooting myself in the head and the word BAM comes out the other side like in scott pilgrim*


 No.522531

we could start posting in /trash/ lol


 No.522532

>>522531

that's actually

huh

that could actually work, if we need to


 No.522533

>>522531

in response to that point: why didnt hsg just move to /r9k/ when it got kicked off

by then the robot script was even gone, wasnt it


 No.522534

>steven universe general on /trash/

lol

literally where it belongs


 No.522535

>>522533

they wouldn't let us

they deleted our threads

then we went to /s4s/ where we were sort of accepted but the threads started autosaging after like 50 posts so it wasn't really sustainable


 No.522536

>>522530

haha, pretend I'm screaming now and my eyes are bugging out

also there is a literal cult with an ad on my town's Craigslist under the title RED OR BLUE PILL? the copy is written in the weirdest way and I have no fucking idea what they're hiring for


 No.522537


 No.522538

>>522535

rofl

the same /r9k/ that not even 8 months later had those disgusting sissy comb prince threads

that for a long ass time has had some gay erp fetish hugbox circlejerk general up 24/7

smh /r9k/ has too inconsistent moderation


 No.522539

Time for some western otaku culture for once. Homestuck thread.


 No.522540

>>522538

>sissy comb prince

I think I have spent maybe five minutes total looking at /r9k/ in my life, what on earth is a sissy comb prince


 No.522541

>>522538

>sissy comb prince threads

what

grant is there something you want to tell us


 No.522542

>>522540

>>522541

that one video


 No.522543

grant i didn't know you were a sissy


 No.522544

>>522543

come to think of it, it does explain why you love the big muscular dragon ball z men so much


 No.522545

grant wants to get snibbed


 No.522546

File: 1447039985219.jpg (104.31 KB, 900x1043, 900:1043, 1324596294001.jpg)


 No.522547

>>522542

googling those words is giving me nothing explanatory, I don't know what one video we're talking about


 No.522548

File: 1447040084690-0.png (147.3 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tumblr_nwedkmqvYF1qbaysdo1….png)

File: 1447040084690-1.png (86.53 KB, 495x412, 495:412, VcdTs5W.png)

File: 1447040084691-2.png (39.99 KB, 483x398, 483:398, aK4ATPc.png)

File: 1447040084747-3.jpg (128.17 KB, 717x960, 239:320, Gmg9v04.jpg)

One of the dude's who made Zamii attempt suicide got arrested for Cyberstalking.


 No.522549

>>522547

it's some twinky british kid getting his hair combed or something


 No.522550

zamii literally deserves death though


 No.522551

>>522548

god it's so nice to see shitters getting a taste of their own medicine

if only that happened to all of them


 No.522552

>>522549

oh gross, beard/chest hair combing or bust imo

this is a joke, I have never seen anything of that sort


 No.522553

>>522540

>>522541

like

these disgusting cretins found this video of some little boy

and had constant generals up to worship him

it was super creepy kid was like 12


 No.522554

>>522553

ohhh my god that's fucking disgusting, when that dude said "twinky" I was assuming 18-21 or something


 No.522555

File: 1447040483795.png (121.6 KB, 361x370, 361:370, I'm super scared.png)

>Overlord is "officially" dropped because of jew press

>Slime isn't updating until mid December at the earliest

>Kumoko guy quit


 No.522556

>>522548

>I WAS ALREADY ON PROBATION

he he he


 No.522557

what a waste of a weekend

oh well


 No.522558

>>522555

haha fuck YOU ben


 No.522559

(in h. jon benjamin voice)

ben drink your goddamn ovaltine right this instant


 No.522560

File: 1447040765036.jpg (157.48 KB, 1202x850, 601:425, Shiraori.jpg)

>>522558

Nigel's gonna continue to translate Overlord. I'm more worried about who'll pick up kumoko.


 No.522561

>>522560

die die die eop monsterfaggot


 No.522562

File: 1447040875300.png (28.29 KB, 626x287, 626:287, ClipboardImage.png)

>>522561

Sorry mate. Looks like she's already picked up.


 No.522563


 No.522564

File: 1447040915607.png (39.43 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 1445271379152.png)

I've never really thought "I like spider girls" but a lot of things I like are spider girls.


 No.522565

>>522538

it might have just been that same /co/ mod that was so buttfurious at hsg

i mean mods are global, so he could have just hopped over and nipped us in the bud there


 No.522566

>>522563

>undertale shitlicker, pastel aesthetic, t-shirt hawking waste of space


 No.522567

File: 1447040990426.png (88.88 KB, 542x457, 542:457, 1388381805474.png)


 No.522568

>>522566

blundertail is good tho ??


 No.522569

>>522566

Ah I get it.

Everyone but you deserves to die then.


 No.522570

>>522533

ugh

I feel like they would have infected you guys. that place is a black hole of bitter sadness


 No.522571

>>522568

decent impression


 No.522572

File: 1447041080831.jpg (101.02 KB, 399x388, 399:388, 1423094069891.jpg)

>>522568

you need to leave


 No.522573

>>522570

actually r9k was really funny at that time

now its a shithole but months ago it was real good


 No.522574

File: 1447041211127.jpg (22.25 KB, 300x250, 6:5, image.jpg)


 No.522575

>>522548

>reacting like that

yeahhh this guy needs to be put somewhere


 No.522576

>>522574

but can it make here cucc...


 No.522577

i'd like to know why zamii in specific is so deserving of all the attention (she isn't)

people attempt suicide all the time


 No.522578

File: 1447041363442.png (125.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, tumblr_inline_mlfaj61mkT1r….png)


 No.522579

>>522569

one is a flaw, two i will shun you, three you absolutely must die


 No.522580

File: 1447041420060.png (20.01 KB, 203x213, 203:213, handmade toriel.png)

>>522572

y'all mad?


 No.522581

why would they take a picture of it lol? like why would they feel the need to show evidence to the person that screwed them over? even in their frothing rage were they thinking "oh man this is gonna get SO many notes >:DD"?


 No.522582

are we more autistic than usual tonight


 No.522583

>>522580

heya friend :o)


 No.522584

>>522581

they're from alabamer


 No.522585

File: 1447041529622.jpg (19.58 KB, 305x99, 305:99, image.jpg)

>>522576

somebody gets le cucced regardless


 No.522586

File: 1447041574353.png (320.47 KB, 694x654, 347:327, Screen Shot 2015-11-07 at ….png)

>>522585

>somebody gets le cucced regardless


 No.522587

>>522582

said sponge "mouthpics and swastikas" lord


 No.522588

File: 1447041625558.jpg (30.2 KB, 300x250, 6:5, image.jpg)


 No.522589

>>522587

whats autistic in the slightest about those epic things


 No.522590

>>522588

cum in there panties >B)


 No.522591

File: 1447041678017.png (384.73 KB, 826x590, 7:5, wild child.png)


 No.522592

you know what incredibly stupid thing sets my teeth on edge? seeing JPEG compression in PNGs. even when it makes sense, like when a JPEG was incorporated into an image where clean edges are essential, even then I have to close my eyes and send up a prayer to an absent god


 No.522593

grrr images


 No.522594

File: 1447041982896.jpg (177.08 KB, 1600x1009, 1600:1009, 1437085415219.jpg)


 No.522595

File: 1447041992206.png (2.25 MB, 1558x1572, 779:786, Screen Shot 2015-11-08 at ….png)


 No.522596

>>522592

sounds like you don't know jack shit about art

you stupid, stupid milky-licker


 No.522597

>>522594

this is groundbreaking


 No.522598

File: 1447042076100.png (18.12 KB, 443x456, 443:456, 1400944589731.png)


 No.522599

>>522595

ree

>>522596

suck someone's cocky-kun. not mine, I'm busy


 No.522600

File: 1447042274163.jpg (169.29 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.522601

anyway that came off way more passive-aggressive than I intended it, I don't like resent the people who post PNGs with JPEG compression, I just. why. why did this have to happen. it's one more sign that the Universe looks upon our suffering with pleasure


 No.522602

>>522601

you literally have no appreciation for something that's as legitimate an art form as any

you can't see the forest for the trees, you goofy 1080p-enamored weasel cunt


 No.522603

>>522602

redpill me on mixing lossy compression with lossless, spongelord


 No.522604

saltlick getting a half-rotted clittoris sown into his forehead


 No.522605

>>522602

do you discuss stoner art at the vape bar


 No.522606

chris-chan's succulent salami nipples


 No.522607

>>522603

they create more legitimate art than half if not more of andy warhol's "work"

it's abstract without being too abstract. it's like paint splattering, but cleaner, and edgier


 No.522608

>>522603

how else would you store a screenshot off a vhs dunderhead


 No.522609

>>522605

unless you're talking about music "stoner art" usually amounts to vapid uninspired shit like spongebob in a rasta hat with a joint in his mouth

also i haven't actually been to the epic Vape bar in a while :^(


 No.522610

>>522607

are we talking about the same thing right now

who's they

why do you expect me to be invested in Andy Warhol's value as art

since when are we talking about high art rather than image formats

>>522608

I said it was stupid, I said it sometimes made sense to have a PNG with JPEG compression in it

I just wish the world weren't this way, is all


 No.522611

always the cucksmaid, never the cuck


 No.522612

>>522610

you obviously don't have any eye for the massive amount of beauty in this world

i'm almost jealous, and yet, i pity you, saltlick. like a certain member of the A-Team, i pity this fool.


 No.522613

sponge have you been hanging around vfan


 No.522614

>>522613

we've been friends for a while

these are all my opinions, though.


 No.522615

>>522613

he seem intense, maybe he's on an epic nofap


 No.522616

>>522612

it's weird, I used to get mad about dumb shit in HSG all the time

now everyone seems to have forgotten how to piss me off

even people actively antagonizing me stab wildly in the dark, unable to see the low-hanging fruit of my many instant rage buttons


 No.522617

>>522615

maybe he's out of mouth pics


 No.522618

>>522616

tranny stuff? i don't remember you doing anything else


 No.522619

>>522616

or maybe nobody real feels like pissing you off


 No.522620

>>522618

the only thing i nkow about saltlick is the first time isaw him post was about makinjg some gay ass dave/tavros shipping mix tape


 No.522621

i miss playing bravely default when does bravely second come out


 No.522622

one thing I gotta admit is that I like muffet's design better than a regular drider


 No.522623

>>522620

you'd think a post like that would be nick's


 No.522624

File: 1447043634019.jpg (48.42 KB, 640x480, 4:3, image.jpg)

>>522616

i'd rather not resort to low blows.

well. did you know it's rumored that there used to be whole villages of cretins in the mountains? can you imagine going on some sort of quest a few hundred years ago, and stumbling upon a whole village of saltlicks near the peak of a volcano?


 No.522625

>>522616

how silly


 No.522626

>>522616

you're fat lol


 No.522627

>>522620

haha everyone got so pissed about that so fast, I honestly wasn't expecting it at the time

>>522626

this guy remembers


 No.522628

>>522627

So you're a fat tranny? Are you really that sensitive that upsets you?


 No.522629

pussy on fleek


 No.522630

File: 1447043796845.png (1.4 MB, 960x1280, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

hsg help me out

he looks like some old crone-ish villain from probably some late 90s movie

i thought it was matilda but i was wrong

i can't think of what it was


 No.522631

>>522630

he looks like a bitch


 No.522632

>>522628

only moody really knows how to get my goat about the tranny thing, no-one else knows enough about tranny shit to be that wrong

the fatty thing takes more effort than just calling me fat, I do that myself often enough. I'm just really easy to bait into trying to argue about fatty shit, and I'm at my worst when I'm arguing

anyway if any of you get close to drawing me in now, I'll probably just fuck off since I'm thinking about it, but if you ever really want to make me shit my pants just wait a week


 No.522633

my lips are better than his! if he ever saw how good i look in my dark green sparkly lipgloss in person, he'd send himself straight to hell! if he ever sees me clad in my epic attire plus my gucci goggles once i own my gucci goggles, he may very well give up on life! why live when my epic epicness is so overwhelming and suffocating, he would think to himself!


 No.522634

>>522632

i'll argue with you about fat shit in a week if you want. you're probably wrong


 No.522635

what if there was a button that killed all mosquitos nearby

a mosquito POW block if you will

*sighs dreamly*


 No.522636

i'll cut off his tits and absorb them into my own bosom!


 No.522637

his palms are sweaty (because hes fat)

knees weak (due to his body weight)

arms are heavy (see above)


 No.522638

I remember shitlick getting pissed about people shitting on fatties back when he was anon and everyone called him sjw-kun


 No.522639

i'll tuck his dick between those salmon colored kitkat piece of shit sausages he calls lips!


 No.522640

>>522638

i don't think saltlick was sjw-kun


 No.522641

>>522639

if you wanted to get fatter you should just try eating more burgs


 No.522642

>>522640

he was though


 No.522643

>>522640

he was thats how i knew


 No.522644

>>522641

i don't eat meat because i'm epic


 No.522645

>>522634

I'd rather not, it's not fun for anyone

>>522638

>>522640

I absolutely was, it's why I try to avoid taking the name off

I took it off in the first place because I thought being anonymous would make me a better poster, but haha, turns out that's the exact opposite of true


 No.522646

fat people should be killed unless they're attracted to me


 No.522647

>>522642

>>522643

>>522645

oh uh

that's disappointing

not like i had a super high opinion of him anyway


 No.522648

fat people should be killed unless i'm attracted to them


 No.522649

the point where sponge stopped referring to spongefan and started referring to spongelord


 No.522650

>>522645

you're a cunt

i'd like to watch you quiver beneath me while i tattoo NIGGER across your cretinous forehead


 No.522651

>>522650

what is your thing? I have no idea what makes you tick or what all this detailed ERP shit is supposed to mean, is there a method to your madness


 No.522652

I can't believe my girlfriend nearly died today


 No.522653

it doesn't do anything. it doesn't change time and space.


 No.522654

>>522652

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.522655

>>522651

my thing is being your lord, you little fool. what makes me tick is the existence of parasites like you sucking the blood out of our general, enjoying themselves while they swell up like a grape, if grapes could be cunts. sometimes i liked watching ticks use my blood to live. i let them feed.

i'm letting you feed. i'm feeding you, saltlick.

open up...


 No.522656

Saltlick and Sponge fukcing when?


 No.522657

>>522653

>>522649

RIP

>>522655

no, this is more obfuscation. what's actually up with you? do you know? is this just an elaborate persona you use to entertain yourself or does this actually hold some pseudo-erotic charge for you


 No.522658

>>522657

i know what's up. you need to unlock it, or maybe le lurk le möär. it isn't a persona, though! it's me, it's spongelord! all you really need to know is that i'm epic!


 No.522659

khan my epic boy

i am sorry


 No.522660

what le fuggy mcwuggy is goin on in here

also it's about time to make a new thread lads


 No.522661

>>522652

what a shame!


 No.522662

where's the perispam been


 No.522663

the 4chan thing that most confused me was when people would type their capchas in the post

like

intentionally

who gives a fuckold about what your capcha is

>>522660

wait and see if the thread breaks again, and if it does move to an already made thread


 No.522664

>>522659

skypenig...


 No.522665

>>522663

both the threads have gay skype drama ops


 No.522666

>>522665

use the no image one imho


 No.522667

>>522658

okay, well, can I ask you to leave me out of the weird torture fantasies? I try to just skim past them, but in general they make me sort of uncomfortable. if you're not willing to decode them for me I'm left with just the disturbing face value


 No.522668

>>522659

TAKE ME BACK GRANT! I FORGIVE YOU! IM SORRY I SAID THAT THING!


 No.522669

time to snipenig the skypenigs!


 No.522670

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>>522667

>>522667

i wish the tip of my dick was metal and star of david-shaped

i'd heat it up and brand you with it


 No.522671

tfw sipping a nice caramel honey hot chocolate


 No.522672

>>522671

do you use water or milk as the base liquid for your hotty choco?


 No.522673

>>522670

worst posters

At post 1:

Vfan

AE

Sponge

Phartos

At post 200

Phantos

Sponge

Vfan

AE


 No.522674

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>>522670

oh well, worth a try


 No.522675

>>522672

the keurig or however its spelled machine uses water

but i add coffee creamer flavor stuff

its good

when i use the normal packet kind of hot chocolate i use milk as a base


 No.522676

>>522673

sponge is epic...


 No.522678

khan's list is wrong because it doesn't include him


 No.522679

>>522675

i really can't taste that much of a difference between milk/water h.c., but i've got friends who swear by both religiously like some kind of tribal warfare

never had any from a keurig, although i imagine it doesn't taste much different


 No.522680

why the anime man got no nipples

>>522679

this is going to sound insane, but if you like eggnogg it makes a great base for hot chocolate


 No.522682

>>522670

is this the beginning of saltlord


 No.522683

I've been posting for years now, everyone know who I am and like me I am very popular and also I got a rather big pecker


 No.522685

i'm

the highwayman


 No.522686

do you ever fap to a fish eating an entire cow and then rimming a skeleton


 No.522687

>>522686

i don't fap to undertale


 No.522688

>>522686

no, but get this: three dudes sit down to smoke a strain of cannabis called Horny Goat Weed together. can you guess what the twist is


 No.522689

>>522688

they grow goat horns and start headbutting each other like baby goat kids


 No.522690

should we make a new thread or is the board working right now


 No.522691

>>522690

no clue

but just in case go here >>522402


 No.522692

>>522691

why not keep posting here until the thread breaks


 No.522693

>>522689

you're most of the way there, add goat legs, enormous throbbing cocks, and an orgy and Bob's your uncle

>>522690

>>522691

everything seems to be showing up in a timely manner for me, Idk


 No.522694

>>522687

there are cows in undertale?????


 No.522695

>>522692

that's what i meant


 No.522696

>>522694

the cows are the people who like undertale lol


 No.522698


 No.522700

>>522697

fedoras and neckbeards are tired, get more creative with your insults, moron.

:O


 No.522701

you die if you work


 No.522702

hsg

favorite limp bizkit song

what is yours


 No.522707

>>522702

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN


 No.522708

you die if you wonk


 No.522709

if you die IRL... you die


 No.522710

>>522702

oh hey new gristmas anon wanted to know if you'd post a sticky or something with the signup form?

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uQPjyZr8LWoTEf8NML-d9g_sgXFgwUxG4NLfum14zl8/


 No.522711

>>522710

if he makes a thread ill sticky it i guess

but im not doin the thread and the sticky he can get bent if he thinks im doing that much work


 No.522712

gristmas is dead


 No.522713

>>522711

huh, I didn't realize you stickied threads after they were posted, I always assumed they had to be stickies from the start? I guess that makes sense though

if I see them in HSG I'll pass the message along I guess


 No.522714

>>522713

no i sent him the message

he he he


 No.522715

>>522714

has has has


 No.522716

>>522714

>gristmas anon wakes up tomorrow spooning a horse sans head


 No.522717

>>522700

oh sh*t


 No.522720

>>522716

>A horse with a Sans head

hey.

buddy.

you've been out cold for a while. i was wondering when you'd wake up.

are you alright? you were snoring up a storm.

are you sure your voice isn't... a little hoarse?


 No.522721

guys, I'm sorry, but I'm kinda high and Lin-Manuel Miranda, the guy who did the musical about Alexander Hamilton, is fucking hot


 No.522723

>>522719

she needs to get rid of this raging erection I have atm


 No.522724

>>522720

I'm gonna bash your fucking head in


 No.522727

you cn’t see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you can’t see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you can’t see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. they’re pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, i’m waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.


 No.522728

>>522725

but you do


 No.522733

>that trufagshit


 No.522734

waiting for bacon to finish cooking is a pain


 No.522735

i hate school and i want to die


 No.522737

waiting for bacon to finish cooking in a pan




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