No.523000
New thread because
i dunno
previous: DAOOTS
No.523001
its not like there were 2 other threads up lol
No.523011
>>523001
front page didn't update
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>>523603
sleep tight vfanner
No.523606
I found a reference with a really good, dynamic twerking pose, but the butt's not fat enough and I don't really know how to Enlarge the Bottom in that position
No.523610
now i have to wonder if:
A) We're dead
B) 8chan is fucking up
C) Someone's trying to post on /trash/ again
No.523611
>>523610
we ded, trash is ded, 8chan is ded
ded
No.523613
It always rains on recycling day
No.523614
so the libs finally killed us, eh?
No.523617
the general that was cucked to death
No.523618
i wonder how many people just don't know this thread is here
the front page isn't loading right and this thread was linked pretty far back in the old thread
how many lost souls are out there
No.523621
>>523618
that's happened before
it was a lonely 5 or so hours
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No.523624
literally what is the point of moving threads when all of you can still post in the old one
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>>523624
make us all mods so we don't get the errors :^)
No.523626
>>523624
we
can't
the thread
isnt
showing
new posts
for most people
you fuggin
cuck
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>>523627
woops pressed enter by mistake
meant to say:
except we can't
it's doing the same thing we've been complaining about
No.523630
you guys ever sometimes think that magnets are just basically magic that we've defined in scientific terms
#knowledge
#wisdom
#makesyathink
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>>523626
>>523628
man
i thought that issue stopped a day or two ago when it suddenly became people just literally could not post when it hit a certain amount
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No.523634
>torrent and install game
>dont want to play game anymore
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>>523630
literally all of science is that
No.523640
I think I'm gonna spend more time trying to sew the pieces of this hat together than I did making the pieces
I'm sew bad at it
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>>523640
like sands through the hourglass these are the posts from our cunt
No.523642
don't let me have all the fun!
No.523645
we're dead, sponge.
do you hear me?
dead
No.523646
okay the other thread finally updated so for whoevers getting in this one now:
use the catalog dummies
No.523647
>>523645
hsg will eventually become my disgusting personal shitpost journal
No.523648
the only worthwhile thing to come out of 8chan shitting itself is grant, in all apparent seriousness, assuming that the site works fine for everyone else because it works fine for him. and not once, over and over. at what point will grant learn that if people are complaining about the site being broken, the site probably really is broken, even if he can use it? I don't know but I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find ouy
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>>523648
apparently the problems are fixed if you're posting in mod mode
so i'm guessing he asked his fuckboy mods from skype if the site was broken and when they looked and said no he assumed everyone else was either retarded and using the site wrong or all simultaneously lying in some kind of epic ruse
No.523651
i've played fallout 4 for a few hours now
this game
is not good
but i am hoping maybe it'll hit its stride so i'll stick with it
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>>523652
no sponge
it's not epic, not even ironically
the facial animation is mindblowingly bad. almost no change in facial expression ever and the lipsynching is worse than sesame street.
the pathfinding is atrocious. something as simple as "follow character across bridge" tuns into the character walking away from the bridge and down to the river bed, then back up to the road, then getting stuck on the side of the bridge, then getting stuck on a car on the other side of the bridge, and then walking past the end-of-mission point four times before it actually triggers.
you know how some games with truncated dialogue options have some choices where the choices are too vague and you can't even get the gist of what the character is actually going to say? that, but with almost every piece of dialogue
the dog just appears out of nowhere immediately and your character adopts him in 5 seconds flat and he already knows how to do all the commands. and then it does nothing except get in the fucking way when you're trying to loot shit.
this shit is unacceptable. fucking skyrim was better in every capacity than this 4 years ago, and i'm pretty goddamn certain this game is just an elaborate skyrim mod so i don't know how that's even possible
but
but
i am hoping it can hit its stride
and become a lil epicer
No.523656
>>523655
holy shit
i kind of assumed nv would be better but jeez, that sounds worse or at least as bad as the glitches in the other games. are there any cool new weapons, at least?
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No.523659
The game really is pretty ass. Also I have a 970 and still get dick for framerate out in the wasteland
No.523660
maybe I'd have the willpower to set my phone down long enough to fall asleep if I'd done it the night before
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No.523662
now i am home, so i can.....................
nyaaaaaa~!!!!
No.523663
yes!!! i did it!!!! yessss!!!!!!!!!!
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Angel is kinda shit at faces to be honest.
No.523665
>>523664
would print and cum on
No.523666
>>523664
bluh bluh, i hit a point where i didnt want to work on it anymore. there was no saving it anon
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No.523668
Angel did you make this lovely piece of art?
No.523669
Because I think I like it, good job. I love the background shading, especially. You do good work.
No.523670
I hope everyone is enjoying Fallout 4 while I continue to cheer you on. Good luck with the Sims part of the game. They made it just for me.
No.523671
i liek the hair and the gem and the tiddies
No.523672
phantos would you like to suck my weenus peenus
No.523673
Sure thing. I have just one question, though: cut or uncut?
No.523674
Just kidding, it literally does not matter. Nothing does, not when it comes to weenus peenus.
No.523675
Ponder on this, let it be your zen koan for the night.
Weenus peenus.
Hey fam, I've got this amazing dinner prepared? Later for now, now goodbye see ya.
No.523676
my foreskin is so large that it looks like when you pull the sleeves of your hoodie out and it covers your hands
No.523677
>I think I like it
and out of all the things to compliment, you pick... the background shading..? the least important part of the picture?
what an indirect way to be a cunt
No.523678
>>523677
what are you dooking
No.523679
>>523678
whats dooking mean
No.523680
where the vagoo at though
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>>523666
I'll make the bukkake version myself..
No.523683
>>523682
ahahah
if someone pays me $5 i'll make one, otherwise im pretty unintersted in working on it anymore
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No.523685
how's everyone's night doing
i'm guessing the /trash/ thing didn't work out
No.523686
>>523684
angelica463@aol.com
i really need to put that donate button back on my tumblr.
oh, just write 'amethyst' as the note
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>>523685
I went to sleep and when I came back the thread was deleted
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>>523685
me watching star wars
me not liking it
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>>523688
its my spam and paypal email, had it since i was like 11
No.523693
*throws money into the garbage*
No.523694
im a white nationalist and i love to yiff
No.523697
*watches a movie with ryan reynolds in it*
No.523698
*watches a movie directed by adam sandler*
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No.523706
the bubus are not for sexual
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>>523708
is cuban communism gonna collapse when castro finally kicks it
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No.523713
im going to murder your dick
No.523714
this little ass mouse just crawled right onto my nightstand and stared at me right in the face
who does this fucker think he is
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>>523714
little mouse himself.....
No.523717
a tiny mouse squeaking at you for banning someone
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>>523717
Time to get a cat >:)
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No.523720
honestly?
debrah is a bitch and she can go fuck herself
No.523721
also, fuck you stephanie
you said my sugar-free sugar cookies were shit when i told you it was experimental
No.523722
>you'll never be spooned by jasper
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>>523723
no
not ok
definitely
not
ok
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No.523727
all i want for gristmas is old huss
No.523728
all i want for gristmas is a dead huss
No.523729
>>523727
this gristmas, surprise your quadrants with Old Huss brand Homestuck.
if it ain't old huss, it's a bust
No.523730
all i want for gristmas is a big stone bust to fucking smash the huss
No.523731
>>523730
use a captain snoop one so we can have our poetic justice
No.523732
not important, but interesting
http://strawpoll.me/5978652
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[in cowboy bebop voice] memories...
No.523739
1915 girl looks chill, i don't know what they're complaining about
No.523740
they're not gonna make it
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>>523739
she looks like a whore and a temptress
probably secretly has a penis too so she can be a lesbian as well
No.523744
*starts to resuscitate hsg*
*farts*
*gets too embarrassed and leaves instead*
No.523745
>>523742
>>523740
it got like $300,000 in the last 2 days
theres still hope
No.523746
whats this stupid fucking idiot retard up to
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>>523748
yo vfam
wazzup nigga
No.523754
>>523746
what a fucking diarrhea shitstain on the fucking planet
what an absolutely fucking gross-ass adorable fucking skidmark on earth's underwear
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>>523755
cracka get yo faggot ass double letters outta here wit that shit
what the fuck even is an ayyy-eeee
No.523757
.tfw grant is a better admin than vris
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>>523760
http://puu.sh/lhF9M/ca442c7955.png isnt me dude
you can tell by the way hes not funny
No.523762
>>523759
this is a fucking imageboard
No.523763
>>523762
IT'S A VISUAL MEDIUM
No.523764
the plight of khan.
permabanned for muffet posting
May he rip in pepperonis.
No.523765
>>523764
I don't mind this at all
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>>523764
i would have banned ae first but this is fine
No.523768
>>523764
probably gonna get repeal soon.
No.523772
>>523771
he's unbanned me like
8 times so far
and he's butt buddies with khan so you know hell unban him faster
No.523774
>>523773
you dont actually want me to die so why are you saying that
hey tell vris to add me back since she's your little bitch now
No.523775
>>523774
>Jealousy
Gross. Die.
No.523777
>>523775
what would i be jealous of exactly
>>523776
is that like a command
if you want me to kill myself ill do it just give the word
No.523780
>>523779
say something that isnt die ae just so i know you're actually reading this
No.523782
id post vanilla ice quotes to match the 'vfan is the dio to my vanilla ice' thing but i dont actually like jojo
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>>523783
she's not telling me to kill myself shes just telling me to die
which takes a while
No.523785
>>523783
we need isis help
No.523786
>>523740
i want this game to be made and like what i see of it on a lot of levels, but like hell am i paying 40 funnymunny for a game that doesnt even exist yet
No.523787
oh vfan
i never though i'd really love you
but i do so
No.523788
ae's posts are more pathetic than captain eridan's
No.523789
>>523788
you can pretend ae's are ironic at least though
No.523790
i want to be a mysterious rich guy that pays outrageous amounts of money on shitty kickstarters and patreons
No.523791
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>transistor and stanley parable 75% off
MY T I M E H A S C O M E
No.523792
then again they're both inevitably going to be in humble bundles some day...
No.523793
man y'all i ain't even kidding about jock itch
this weather is fucking roasting my nuts like my taint is a goddamn christmas turkey
No.523794
oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood
No.523796
Dreams logged: 2 (99, 34)
Images saved: 3 (3)
No.523797
>>523795
he avatarfags as tavros and deletes your posts
duh
No.523798
>>523795
duh
he avatarfags as tavros and deletes your posts
No.523799
>>523795
what
dude transistor's the sequel to a definitely solid game & stanley parable is a walking simulator with a cheeky narrator, that's worth $5 to me
No.523800
>>523797
>>523798
you have terrible tastes in everything
No.523801
>>523800
i have a great taste in shitposters
which is why i filter anon and worship vfan
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No.523805
where did vfeers come from
No.523806
>>523804
transistor isn't quirky, is it,
stanley parable definitely is
No.523807
I was going to paypal angel $5 to do that bukkake shit but I fell asleep
Is it too late
No.523808
>>523806
you deleted that before it even showed up for me
what a faggot
No.523809
æ, i think youre a-ok
don't die: live
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>>523807
she said to mention it in the electronic mail
No.523813
>>523811
>doesn't like sjw
>homestuck board
No.523814
>>523813
this is the worst crossie
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>>523726
i should make that thread
No.523821
who all signed up for gristmas
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>>523814
>crossie
i've been here longer than you have lad
i'll cross ye mum
>>523816
*starts reblogging feminist posts on tumblr*
*sips at pumpkin spice latte while avenged sevenfold plays in the background*
No.523824
please leave peridot alone
No.523825
i, AE, fully support peridot
No.523826
[ancient meme voice] LEAVE POOPYDOT ALONE!
No.523827
>>523824
stop it wesley
it needs to be flushed
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>>523830
care for a massage
No.523833
ben ben ben ben benly ben ben ben
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>>523835
why are you so gay ben
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>>523830
don't worry i'm like steven universe
i have healing saliva
put it in my mouth
No.523840
>>523836
i don't know why, i've put some thought into it and the only thing I could come up with was that I was raised around 3 girls and 0 boys and got bullied a lot when I was 10
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No.523844
i want to kill pearl with my cum
No.523845
>>523842
is the half ben wesley
No.523846
i would totally friendzone pearl
and continue hanging out with her knowing her feelings
i would also reject her advances and cuck her
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No.523848
aesthetic: game boy color
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>>523844
this but 80s pearl specifically
No.523851
>>523846
as if pearl would ever love you
No.523852
would pearl get forehead pregnant since her gem is on her forehead
No.523853
>>523850
fuck off 80s pearl is a cutie
No.523854
>>523851
yeah, even if she did, i couldn't do that to a person
i started crying halfway through writing that post
No.523855
I wish Pearl would love me
No.523856
>>523852
>pearl but dk mode like the goldeneye cheat
No.523857
RED FROGS CHIMPANZEES
KILLING THEIR REDEMIES
RED FROGS CHIMPANZEES
KILLING THEIR REDEMIES
SEPHIROTH!
SEPHIROTH!
No.523858
SWORDS IN MY KNEES
AND TEA BUNNIES
No.523859
mmm sociology got canceled
that means i can get to my next class early so i can hold the door open for the girl
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No.523861
>>523860
the girl
she dresses like it's the 1950s and i have a massive tiny boner for her
No.523862
i wish i was a gem
i need to fuse with somebody
No.523864
>>523862
if You could fuse with anyone in HSG, who would it be
No.523865
>>523861
you should show her your vape collection
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No.523868
*wwalks into thread*
wweww
*drops pants and squats ovver the floor*
*pushes out a long hard turd*
*puts pants back on*
*wwalks out of thread*
No.523869
sponge how do you get vfan to like you
is the secret being a huge obnoxious asshole
No.523870
*wwalks back into thread*
*rips out a long wwet fart*
*wwalks out of thread*
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>>523869
you already have that down
No.523872
>>523869
you're already that
No.523873
*wwalks back into thread*
sorry i forgot my wwallet
*puts wwallet into pants pocket*
*wwalks out of thread*
No.523874
>>523872
>>523871
im a nice guy™
you'd know that if you actually tried to get to know me
No.523875
also minus eighty points for going for the most obvious joke
shame on you
No.523876
>>523874
>im a nice guy™
yea, a deluded creep who won't stop harassing a girl
that's a nice guy™
No.523877
though i don't know if i should count vfan as a girl
No.523878
*wwalks back into thread again*
does anyone havve change for a twwenty the bus wwouldnt take it
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>>523877
she's a woman you freak
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>>523875
when the shoe fits, man
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>>523865
i only have one vape and both my tanks are fucked up );
>>523864
probably wesley, maybe vfan
either way we'd be unstoppable
No.523883
nobody
you guys are fags
*shits all ovver hand and smears it on the wwalls*
*walks out of thread*
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>>523882
spongley
vapefanx
No.523885
id fuse with vfan
her high self esteem would force her to love me
except she displays signs of low self esteem so she might hate me more?
either way ill at least get to touch her
No.523886
>>523884
Penultimate boss of HSG
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>>523869
the secret is being epic and charismatic and charming as le heckie!
No.523889
>>523885
she would kill herself
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>>523888
you're not any of those things though
>>523889
fuseplode
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>>523890
i like this peridot
No.523897
hey why are catholics almost universally awful
No.523898
>>523897
here's a few reasons:
they love jesus and loudly voice the opinion you should too
whenever a good religion comes into the spotlight, they tend to pop up everywhere to make sure people don't forget about them because they can do good things too!
some of them really believe praying to help a situation actually does something
they tend to be largely dismissive of their newest pope who actually cares about something other than the richest 10% of the population
they tend to believe jesus was whatever their skin color was
they tend to believe jesus was a gun owner
they tend to believe jesus was a conservative small businessman who didn't frown on money
they tend to be rich americans and europeans
this post was sponsored by my fedora: "stay thirst, my friends"
No.523899
hotwheels just delete the database and start over
we can all remake the boards, jfc
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No.523902
can you imagine what 2012 Homestuck fandom would have done with Hotline Bling
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>>523890
peridot tries out her sexy grunty cosplay but suffers a stroke as a result of being too ugly
No.523909
Would angel let me cum on her for 5 bucks
No.523910
>>523903
i wish feltstoppable was canon
No.523911
when was the last time you backed up your computer, hsg
No.523912
>>523909
gross, she looks like she's 12
No.523919
how about a thread not made by vfan
>>518152
>>518152
>>518152
:)
No.523920
MAN my farts are super rank today
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UNBANNED SCRUBNUGS WOOOOOOOO
No.523937
i missed yet another epic chance
ugh
this is like getting the shit very slowly beaten out of you
a gut punch every day
a curb stomp in slow-motion
No.523957
are we in a new thread or just dead
the homepage of the board won't load for me so i can't check....
No.523962
>>523902
so, like, it's karkat singing hotline bling
and the girl is terezi
we call it quadrant bling
i don't have photoshop on this compy but imagine the album art for the audio post on tumblr
No.523967
can't see new posts... can't see new thread.... no.........
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>>523903
This is fucking hilarious.
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>>523903
>feltstoppable
>not "the breakfast club"
Holy shit how retarded ARE YOU