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Dog: Great smell, spicier and meatier than human poop. It gets a lot of minor flavours that depend on what the dog has been eating. Definitely my favourite; I could eat it daily.
Horse: Good consistency. It's rather solid and stays together well. You can bite into it like a big apple. I feel like if you mixed 2 parts dirt, with 1 part grass, and 1 part human poop you would get something similar to horse poop. I really liked it and enjoy it whenever I get the chance.
Cow: It was rather mushy. Has a lot more of that burning acrid taste. Wasn't a big fan.
Pig: Pretty similar to human poop. A bit more acrid (like cow poop) but not too bad. If you rim the pig while doing it the taste is actually alright. Pigs, from my experience, have pretty good tasting asses.
Elephant: Was like a giant wad of wet grass that had been mixed with poop at like a 5:1 ratio of grass to poop. The load was giant which was a lot of fun. Without all the grass it would've been more enjoyable but the taste was nice. Not really acrid at all, more of a plain soil taste to it. It would probably be the easiest for a new-comer to keep down.
Gorilla: Really close to human poop. Tasted like the poop of someone that ate mostly fruit and vegetables but with a tinge to it that made it seem different from human poop. The best way to explain it is like this: Human poop has a bit of a clay taste to it, while Gorilla poop has a bit of a fruity taste to it. It was really easy to gobble down. However you have to be a lot more on the careful side when it comes to Monkeys/Gorillas. They're really similar to humans so it's easy for viruses and whatnot to transfer over. I was able to do it since the Gorilla literally had a team of vets keeping it super healthy.
No.524792
literally put luffy in smash
No.524794
literally put naruto in smash
No.524795
i wish they had better single player stuff in sm4sh u
No.524796
no memes
joey only
final destination
No.524798
>>524796
but joey,
she is the meme..
No.524799
i don't like this shit meme
No.524800
Another Direct, and still no Joey in Smash. What's the deal?
No.524801
>>524799
but it's so dank and tasty...
No.524802
>Garnet's pearl sized dick
>not the size of pearl's dick
>the size of pearl
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>>524802
>garnet's dick is pearl
>it is so long that it falls straight out of her pants leg and uses shape shifting to assume gem form
>pearls forehead gem is actually the urethra
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>>524802
>rev's pearl sized brain
>not the size of pearl's brain
>the size of a pearl
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>>524788
>Neutral B is blocking
>Up B is instant transmission
>Side B is Goku charging a kamehameha wave
>Down B is him charging up and becoming a Super Saiyan
>Final smash is him turning Super Saiyan 3 and charging a Super Spirit Bomb to fire at the stage
it could happen folks
No.524808
link and toon link
goku and young goku
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>>524798
I meant meme items
No.524810
>Garnet still isn't in smash yet
No.524811
me hungry
what should i eat
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i fucked joey claire at the book fair
No.524815
i made joey claire drink nair on a dare
No.524816
I just wanna be inside of a giant woman
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>>524816
in what way?
answer carefully
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>>524819
wrong answer shitbird
No.524821
Opal > Sugilite > Sardonyx
discuss
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>>524821
Temple > all the ones you named
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>>524811
taco bell chalupa supreme, fresco style with a baja blast
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>>524824
no for multiple reasons
No.524827
if i could just kill all fags
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>>524822
wrong
futa > shemale > girl > trap > cuntboy > guy
No.524830
crossdressing link > girl link
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>>524828
how are we distinguishing futa and shemale
No.524834
Oh boy, futa vs. shemale, I can't wait to see the thrilling conclusion to THIS fair and balanced conversation that concerns me in every facet.
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assuming shemale has a dick+vagina and we're counting traps as a separate thing
futa>shemale>trap>cuntboy>guy>girl
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>>524839
a rubber band and a pair of scissors
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>>524833
futa = female w/ dick + pussy
shemale = female w/ only dick
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>>524839
>>524837
does rev even still come here
i was trying to ask him something a handful of months ago and he said he only comes here like once every few weeks
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>>524843
no.
if you kill rev, you become rev
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>>524841
reverse them for >>524838 then
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>>524842
What were you asking
No.524848
i'd do it
i'd kill every fag
No.524849
gamefaqs character battle 1999 simulator
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>>524847
how to do something in a game he showed me
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>>524852
IM REV
WHAT WERE YOU ASKING
No.524854
>Cloud is in smash
dude what the fuck? this is just like
I would actually not turn up my nose at the notion of Goku getting in. Just what the fuck
No.524855
i need a list of sexual preferences for each tripfag, stat!
No.524856
>>524853
why would he care
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No.524858
it was a weird day when i learned that most normies don't even know what a fetish is
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>>524855
>SISSY COCKMILKER
>I am a Feminine, Faggot, Sissy Cocksucker. My purpose is to take care of real men's cocks. I am a ball draining cumslut who is both intoxicated and repulsed by my desire to crossdress and serve men.
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>>524855
i was going to do grant but he's not even a tripfag anymore..
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>>524859
>and repulsed
lmao what a fag
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>>524786
I'm so mad Smash 4 wasn't a good game
It wouldn't even take much, really
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>>524860
nice
furri blac pussi
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poopydot as rapunzel, only she lets down a rope made out of taunt alien fecal matter
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super buu (peridot absorbed) vs steven
No.524874
You can't shit this hard it's illegal
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>>524873
>steven pulls up his bubble shield and instantly gets vored
>steven sitting in eribuus stomach, uncomfortably away of his massive boner from all the rumbly grumbly belly sounds around him
>steven giving in and jerking it right there
>amythest making fun of the jizz puddle in steven's bubble after he's rescued by the rest of the gems
No.524876
what if poop was outlawed
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>>524875
that's a little hot
No.524878
do you think garnet sees teenage steven jerking it all of the time due to her future vision
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>>524876
7 billion people die from sepsis
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No.524881
>steven prodding amethyst in the dead of night and asking her, blushing, if she could maybe, vore him, just a little
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>>524882
no
he is anti-epic
No.524884
>follow someone because they seem ok
>“Futanari has nothing to do with you or anybody real” pretty sure dicks are real. Pretty sure women are real. Pretty sure women with dicks being fetishized and exoticized is real. Pretty sure countless trans women and intersex people have dealt with being treated as some taboo “trap” or “dickgirl” for their bodies.
why hsg
why
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>>524881
>amethyst voring steven as a joke in front of the gems
>steven coming out with a visible boner once pearl gets him out
No.524886
this is really dumb
can't you at least shitpost about vaguely interesting fetishes
No.524887
>>524884
time for the good ol unfollow button
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>>524886
i want a scat tripfag
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>>524886
There are various methods of training a dog to use a human as their toilet. The easiest method (figured out by my friend) is this:
Starting from a young age is always important, but not an impossible to overcome obstacle. A young dog that's been housebroken but hasn't ever been overly punished for pooping will be the easiest to train. You can work with an older dog, but it will just take a longer time to get it to poop on you. Always remember to let the dog set the pace of things. If he/she really doesn't want to do it, you can't force them too, as that will just make sure that it never happens. A well loved dog is the easiest type of dog to work with. I think people who have a more loving sexual relationship with their animals will have a vastly easier time at this.
Get the dog used to receiving a lot of contact while they are pooping. Pet them, talk to them, cuddle them while they drop logs. Always give them lots of praise for pooping and reward them for pooping close to you. Once they start naturally coming close to you when they are pooping you are ready to move on. One thing to note is that you should always praise your dog for farting, as this will be a large help later on. When they pass gas you should be ready to cuddle them and give them lots of praise for it. You never want them to be at all nervous about their butt when it comes to you.
The next step is two fold. First you need to get the dog used to you playing with its poop. Catch the poop as it falls out and let them see you holding it. If you are capable of eating it, then now would be a good time to show them that you eat their poop. This will teach them that you being in contact with their poop is totally normal and that you eating their poop is just an everyday thing.
The second part to this step is the most important of them all. You need to get the dog used to being rimmed. Get them used to you being around their butt by petting them with one hand while gently petting the area near their anus with the other hand. If they are receptive you'll then need to start sniffing their butt. Get in their deep. You'll need to get really used to the smell of doggy butt. If they fart while you are doing this then that's a good sign, as it means they are keeping their butt relaxed when you are near it. Give their anus a few licks and if they aren't against it all then you can keep on doing it. The dog may want to roll on it's side and bend over so it can see what you are doing, this is normal and fine. I've tasted a good number of butts over the years and dog butt is easily the best tasting. If they fart in your mouth then they are pretty much ready to use you as a toilet, give them maximum amounts of praise.
Eventually the dog will always be really relaxed when they are getting rimmed. You should get them used to being rimmed while in a 69-esque position with you on your back and them on top of you. Make sure they are well-fed with their normal diet on the days where you want to first try having them use you as a toilet. Go to a place where they are comfortable pooping. If you want them to use you as a toilet indoors you'll need to get them used to pooping indoors. Once you are at the spot they are comfortable pooping you are ready for the final step.
Finally, you are ready to train your dog to use you as a toilet. Go through your regular routine of getting under them for rimming and just keep at it. They already are naturally inclined to be as close to you as possible when pooping so they should remain close if they need to go. If they move off of you and start pooping right next to you just try to catch what you can in your mouth. Make sure they see you eating their poop, when they finish pooping and you finish eating make sure to lick their butt as clean as you can afterwords. Give them tons of praise and keep on doing it regularly. After a couple times doing this they'll come to when they need to poop and when you lie down they just squat over your face.
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>>524890
worse
>>524892
slightly better but >cletus
>>524894
not reading
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>>524880
>>524882
>>524883
That steven vote thing wasn't me actually
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>>524889
steven accidentally falling down into amethyst's stomach
No.524901
>>524894
where do you get this shit
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>>524901
probably from that scat thread in /zoo/
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>>524903
>>524902
>nobody replied *rimshot*
>nobody replied *rimjob* to that reply
No.524905
do you think steven has ever had any wet dreams about peridot
No.524907
stevidot must be destroyed
and since steven is the main character, that means peri must die
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>>524907
over my dead body
No.524910
steven universe would be better without steven tbh
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>>524909
*fucking shoots you*
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>>524908
I would pick zoo scat as a joke but I'm afraid that you're gonna post it
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>>524905
look at him. look how horrified he is that this hideous cunt is touching him.
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>>524919
i wish you would fuck off
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>>524921
the feeling's not mutual, "wesley".. you can stay forever for all i care..
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>>524922
just leave peri alone
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>>524836
yusuke in smash when?
oh well, i got lloyd so i can't complain
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wesley jerking off to the lime colored pony
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>>524934
damn that was fast
No.524936
me on the fence about torrenting fallout 4
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>>524936
from what i've been seeing/reading it looks more like a shooter than an rpg
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>>524937
YOU
need to fuck off
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>>524940
i get that cream nikka y'all best respect
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>>524941
I just want garnet to sit on my face
No.524944
There is no greater character than Greg Universe, even sugar agrees. He lives in a van.
This is how you win the game.
No.524945
>awful shitter that i hate
>now has an undertale avatar
stay subhuman
No.524946
why is beastiality the new meme
why can't it be loving yourself or treating others with respect or something? no, it's gotta be beastiality
No.524948
>>524947
that lion has human hands, so that's just furry, not bestiality
No.524949
>>524948
i'm not sure the police will go for that one, but feel free to try
No.524950
to-day I thumbnailed six pages of comic- it's starting to feel easier to think in panels again. yay go me
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>>524949
why are the police barging in on me and my furry bf
No.524953
>unironically spelling it "beast"iality
Why are you people so retarded
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>>524952
i was thinking it was more the police barging into your room and confiscating your laptop full of bestiality which you're trying to claim is "only" furry
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>>524953
how is it supposed to be spelled?? ?
since you're obviously an expert on the subject
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>>524953
uh because English spelling is overwhelmingly morphophonemic and the regularization of idiosyncrasies is a driving force in language change??
nah I'm fucking with you, what is it- bestiality? unless you're one of the people who pronounces it BESS-tiality you have to admit the BEAST-iality spelling makes more sense, but I legitimately didn't know what the "correct" spelling was
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wait wiktionary doesn't list "bestiality" pronounced like "beast" among its pronunciations
goddammit I thought I'd grown out of mispronouncing words because I'd never heard them out loud
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>damara giving you hickeys because she likes making you wear turtlenecks in an attempt to be subtle
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>>524963
so you're supposed to pronounce it like that?
that's stupid, beastiality makes so much more sense. there's nothing "best" about beast fucking
I'm officially going to ignore the real way it's spelled and continue to refer to it as beastiality
No.524965
>>524964
you're saying words can't be pronounced different from how they're spelled?
do you even speak english lad
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>>524962
I made a good joke but the server ate it, it boils down to "turtleneck crop-top"
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damara being like typhoid mary, but with troll aids
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>>524965
so it IS pronounced "beast"? saltlicks post confused me
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>>524969
man I don't know, it's listed as being pronounced "best" as both the U.S. and the U.K. pronunciation on wiktionary but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. I think maybe I've heard it both ways?
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>>524969
the first step to a healthier heart is ignoring every single one of saltlick's posts
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>>524974
is this Shia Laboeuf
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>>524976
it doesn't even loosely resemble shia lebouf
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>>524970
> it's listed as being pronounced "best" as both the U.S. and the U.K. pronunciation on wiktionary but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.
No.524980
what if I just died instead
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>>524978
I don't literally think that's Shia Laboeuf? I can just imagine Shia Laboeuf doing the same thing. are you not familiar with that joke format
>>524979
what
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>>524980
that's still giving up
No.524983
When will centaur stevonnie mount me
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windows 10 sound effects keep making me think someone is playing wind waker
No.524986
Has 8chan died I can't open the index OR catalogue
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it's over. see you in hell
No.524992
UMN student govt: 9/11 remembrance would violate our safe space
The student government rejected a resolution for a moment of recognition on future anniversaries of the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the grounds it would create an 'unsafe' space on campus.
One student representative said holding a moment of recognition over a tragedy committed by non-white perpetrators could increase racist attitudes on campus.
No.524993
8chan is my safe space, n o one fuck with it.
No.524994
>saltlick being a cunt
an epic "wew"
No.524999
i wanna softly kiss a girl :'c
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>>524994
when is he ever not a cunt
No.525004
bashaar sounds like some star trek shit
No.525005
so s5e19 or ds9 is such bullshit
the whole thing is meant to be about sisko throwing away his principles for the greater good but we SEE starfleet intelligence and others doing worse shit in the same season and fucking garak had to get things done as usual, sisko didn't even disobey orders. Even picard disobeys orders whenever he's in the mood for some random bloodshed
I'm so sick of niggercaptain's retarded voice and anachronistic concern for muh rights and all the dumb aliens except quark and I'm sick of star trek
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>>525005
I don't know and I don't care
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>>525005
i think it's supposed to be damning for him because he looks back at the whole thing, at him having a direct hand in innocent people being murdered, and decides he would do it all over again
yeah garak did the deed, but like he said, when sisko approached garak he knew garak was going to do horrible things for him. he tried to have his cake and eat it too by being outraged by the murders after the fact, but garak was completely right in saying sisko was full of shit and wouldn't have approached garak at all if he truly didn't want atrocities committed. and the end was sisko coming to terms with that and saying, yes, he was a murderer, and yes, becoming a murderer was worth what he gained out of it. that is not a sentiment picard ever would have shared.
i completely agree about sisko's actor though. he's fucking awful
No.525009
i need to stop watching these cringe videos
they make me want to die
No.525010
>presentation soon
wanna die
gonna die
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>>525010
*rubs the bongo on your meebee*
it ok
No.525012
i have a meeting with my thesis promotor later and i dont want to go
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Turn me into a car, Doctor Daddy! Do it! Do it! I want to guzzle gas and drive you around!!!
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>>525017
>forced anon
>the /mlp/ porn board
yeah
nah
No.525026
and after midnight we're all the same
No.525027
Why don't we turn up in the search function of the website?
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>>525027
grant delisted us to hide from crossies since the gristmas thread is up
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black friday in two weeks lads
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