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 No.524793

Olde

>484889

 No.524826

File: 1447371191093.png (229.05 KB, 1024x380, 256:95, CTpWgWLWEAAY2UM.png)


 No.524829

File: 1447371287927.png (23.43 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1447337181351.png)

My favorite pic from 4chan. Good riddance BTW!


 No.524831

File: 1447371332411.jpg (209.18 KB, 630x400, 63:40, 1446606306117.jpg)

Who wants to play smash alone in this thread with me :3


 No.524863

File: 1447373226364.jpg (93.87 KB, 460x312, 115:78, 5111.jpg)

It's cool.


 No.524991

File: 1447396379125.gif (17.62 KB, 400x300, 4:3, clue.gif)

I love posting non cartoons in /co/ on 4chan just to see how much higher I can get banned.


 No.525020

File: 1447406940120.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.525021

&wah


 No.525022

anyone have that picture of that guy sitting on the floor slumped against a wall at a party

i need it


 No.525023

why do fags have to ruin everything


 No.525024

>>525020

Gesundheit.


 No.525025

The presentation wasn't that bad after all


 No.525029

>buy bayonetta 2

>wii u internal storage is too small to fit it

>get external hard drive to hold it

>downloading takes about two hours

>leave the console on

>automatically shuts off after an hour

>shuts off the external hard drive so the download fails

bravo nintendo


 No.525030

It's been so long

It's been so fun

But now it's over


 No.525031

>>525029

>automatically shuts off after an hour

Turn that thing off


 No.525032

>that Yo-Kai Watch Skit

Nintendo more like Memetendo


 No.525033

is coral red, pink, or orange


 No.525034

i am in pain


 No.525035

all i do is sin sin sin no matter what

got money on my mind, i ain't never givin' up


 No.525038

hmm

*sips coffee*

bara tiddies


 No.525039

*sips semen from coffee cup*


 No.525040

*strokes neckbeard*


 No.525041

>>525038

what if

a bara woman


 No.525042

how are you all doing my epic ladderinos


 No.525043

yaoi woman


 No.525044

>>525041

you're blowing my mind, here, anon


 No.525045

vampire titties


 No.525046

fallout 4U


 No.525047

Tales of a Big Guy


 No.525048

File: 1447425857557.png (218.6 KB, 800x800, 1:1, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.525049

bane/cia macrophilia porn when


 No.525051

File: 1447427538053.png (314.82 KB, 580x944, 145:236, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

wake up hsg!


 No.525052

>>525051

shut up poop


 No.525053

Dreams logged: 3 (132, 75, 37)

Images saved: 4 (4)


 No.525054

time for your brown pill hsg!


 No.525055

what will i have to do to make peridot real


 No.525056

>>525054

that's a tough one to swallow matey!


 No.525057

>>525055

take the brown pill


 No.525058

serious question, are there any good anon/peridot fics

asking for a friend


 No.525059

niggrr NIGGER niggger ngggier


 No.525060

I'm tellin' ya man, all we need to do to fix the ragheads are give the Kurds a country

seriously


 No.525061

>>525020

bless you.


 No.525062

once again to fart


 No.525063

i can lick and stick and mail you like a mailman

and i spells it M-A-L-E as in manman


 No.525065

always the farter

never the fartee


 No.525066

*fart*


 No.525067

File: 1447430947199.png (449.51 KB, 500x566, 250:283, 81rVGCJ.png)


 No.525068

>>525067

does tom hanks come off as autistic to anybody else?


 No.525069

gimme the gimme the gimme the pussy boss


 No.525070

File: 1447431398591.gif (1.99 MB, 330x220, 3:2, tumblr_n988neI4951s2yegdo1….gif)

t. hanks


 No.525071

>>525070

did you buy jon fo4 yet


 No.525072

the cuckold EP


 No.525073

what would you do if something that looked like me offered to buy you coffee


 No.525074

sponge's nigga lips


 No.525075

phantos is fart posting again


 No.525076


 No.525077

>>525076

well it's five posts over the span of eight hours for one


 No.525078

>>525076

grant likes him


 No.525079

>just got a boner from touching a girl a bunch of times

why


 No.525080

>>525079

it's an epic feel to feel isn't it

maybe it's because we've been deprived of actual physical intimacy for so long


 No.525081

>>525079

you best slam that shit dog..


 No.525082

>>525080

it's a sad thing

i just wanna fuck a grill so it would all go away


 No.525084

mouthpics are the only thing keeping me alive

that and the pursuit of qt's spit


 No.525085

>>525082

yes. yes i fucking know. i feel you man, shit.


 No.525087

>>525086

just watch me ho


 No.525089

i'm so afraid of hot people being disgusted by me sometimes i won't even give them a chance to be repulsed

everybody else can bow down tho

/le blog


 No.525090

>>525089

sponge you're pretty conventionally attractive


 No.525091

>>525088

i love this video so much


 No.525092


 No.525093

>>525091

who asked


 No.525094

>>525090

thank you anon! i dunno, different people are into different things. they probably get a little out off after they catch me staring at them the third day in a row


 No.525095

>>525094

*put off


 No.525096

File: 1447433529872.png (6.44 KB, 180x272, 45:68, implying.png)


 No.525097

>>525083

so if we don't meat any of those metrics, are we decent people?


 No.525098

>>525097

vfan is literally the only even halfway decent person on the entire planet


 No.525099

>>525097

you also need to know who that one bald guy is


 No.525101

vfan please kill yourself


 No.525102

>>525099

>>525098

oh, my misteak


 No.525104

>>525100

fuck off white knight


 No.525106

vfan is very cute and epic just like le me


 No.525107

>>525100

i agree that rejection of cultish ideas are imporktant


 No.525108

>>525107

die crossie


 No.525110

why will nobody redpill me on yeti jade


 No.525111

anyone who doesn't like terrible shit that mirrors a cult is crossie scum


 No.525112

>>525110

take the urf pill


 No.525113

>>525108

whoa, i don't have any beef with you


 No.525114

speaking of cults you should join mine when i get around to starting it


 No.525115

sponge x wesley yaoi

vfan x egg yuri x3


 No.525116

>>525111

you forgot:

and should be slain


 No.525117

i wouldn't be a yaoi i'd be a futa


 No.525118

File: 1447434323371.jpg (68.17 KB, 760x570, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.525119

the goofball cult


 No.525120

*whips out her futapenis*


 No.525121


 No.525122

>>525117

you need to have a dick + pussy + butthole, and i don't think you have what it steaks


 No.525123

*cups her feminine balls*


 No.525124

i'm trading in my butthole for a pussy


 No.525125

>>525121

relax dude


 No.525126

>>525073

call the police


 No.525127

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.525128

claire would be the charismatic figurehead leader of the cult

lola would be the conniving vizier who truly controls the cult from the shadows


 No.525129

>>525126

you're full of bologna


 No.525130

>>525126

that's smart


 No.525131

>>525129

I'm full of flesh and unfulfilled dreams


 No.525132

its kinda gay that futas don't exist irl tbh


 No.525133

File: 1447434713793.png (112.71 KB, 985x850, 197:170, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

>when vfan replies to your posts


 No.525134

if i was forced to live with a hsg user for six months, it would probably be sponge


 No.525135

>>525131

at least you're not afraid to re-veal your true feelings


 No.525136

>>525132

i know - its the wurst


 No.525137

File: 1447434888034.jpg (42.32 KB, 720x698, 360:349, 1445410659562.jpg)

>when wesley posts scat


 No.525138

>>525135

>>525136

stop that this instant


 No.525139

>>525134

so you don't mind him licking your used silverware to get his daily spit dose


 No.525141

>>525138

quit being such a weenie


 No.525142

i started to devise a new style of shitposting last night called revposting but it kept ending up being too similar to cavemanposting so i gave up


 No.525143

>>525141

stop IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.525144

>>525139

oh god i think i actually did something like this once

you know me so well hsg


 No.525145

>>525142

what are the theoretical tenants of revposting


 No.525146

this is why we can't have nice things


 No.525147

>>525143

whoa man, i didn't mean to hamper your posting


 No.525148

*poop vores you*


 No.525149

how do i tell my coworker that his breath stinks


 No.525150

File: 1447436629858.png (252.46 KB, 700x1280, 35:64, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.525151

>>525145

it was just going to be misunderstanding very basic things. posting like a man out of time who is put in an environment he just cannot understand but is too stupid to not try anyway.


 No.525152

i got a boner from the same girl again

i want to stick my wiener in her


 No.525153

traveler... to find what you seek will be a long journey... you must cross the libcuckian expanse, sail the numalian seas, and venture deep into the dark depths of quinncunt cavern....


 No.525154

>>525152

shove it up your ass instead


 No.525155

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.525156

>>525152

earn your right to stick your wiener in her vagoo


 No.525158


 No.525159

>>525157

why don't you take your own advice


 No.525160

File: 1447438060152.png (173.56 KB, 841x834, 841:834, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.525161

*inserts kindness coins*


 No.525164

>>525161

you smell good


 No.525165

>>525162

no you don't


 No.525166

when ruby and sapphire fuck, does one shapeshift themselves a dick?

if so, which? or both?


 No.525167

>>525166

I was just thinking of pokémon when I read that post


 No.525169


 No.525170

>>525166

ruby is the dom one


 No.525171

the jews can't keep getting away with this

it's time... TO END THIS!!!

*chugs a whole bottle of the red pills*


 No.525172

>>525170

doms can have cunnies

laughy sapphy could be a sub dickhaver

these are the important questions


 No.525173

File: 1447438494234.gif (1.83 MB, 600x338, 300:169, 1362334711697.gif)

>>525170

>ruby is the dom one

no Sapphire is clearly the cold dominant bitch


 No.525174

>>525171

No! Nobody has ever taken that much distilled truth at one time before!


 No.525175

>>525173

>dude

no that's a manlet


 No.525176

>>525166

what if they both have dicks


 No.525177

*grinds up red pills*

*snorts powder*

[phase-shifted reverb voice] the truth.... it has me......


 No.525178

*swallows both blue and red pill at the same time*


 No.525179

>>525178

the mad man!


 No.525180

*liquefies red pills*

*inserts them directly into my bloodstream*


 No.525181

>>525178

*creates a rip in the time and space continuum*


 No.525182

Yes, Dr. Pol?

It's about those captive numales in our lab.

Testing their exposure to high doses of "redpill" radiation?

Well, you better come see this...


 No.525183

Dr. Pol, I'm /tv/


 No.525184

File: 1447439312466.png (42.04 KB, 292x475, 292:475, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.525185

/b/ane?


 No.525186


 No.525187


 No.525188

>>525186

XKCD is good...


 No.525189

*takes the blue pill over the red pill*


 No.525190

>>525189

>taking drugs from random strangers

why don't you think for yourself for once?


 No.525191

holy shit, i just realized

the word 'duns' backwards is 'snud'

snud for life


 No.525192

>>525191

wait where did duns come from


 No.525193

>>525188

one might say epic even...


 No.525194

xkcd is actually anti-epicness embodied


 No.525195

>>525192

who cares

snud pride


 No.525196

Submit To The Recidivist Allure Of Kanaya


 No.525197

File: 1447441072311.png (652.21 KB, 640x640, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

!!!

no! umaru look out!


 No.525198

>>525197

*BANG*MMMMMMM WHATCHA SAY

OOOOH THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLLLLLL

WELL OF COURSE YOU DID


 No.525199

>game with dialogue options

>picking the Flirt option and being directly romantic would conflict with my character's personality

>but if I don't pick it, I'm afraid it will close off ever romancing that character in the future

how the fuck am i supposed to pick

gay gay gay this is gay


 No.525200

>>525199

flirt with everybody

its a bioware game right, that's intended behavior


 No.525201

>>525197

my crusade starts here...


 No.525202

File: 1447442989920.png (810.3 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2015-11-13-11-1….png)


 No.525203

>>525201

who's next


 No.525204

>>525199

roleplay as me instead of whatever nerd you picked, flirt with wild abandon


 No.525205

them skellies...

they dont ever get tired...


 No.525206

>>525202

isnt vault 0 an actual vault?


 No.525207

>>525204

but then they would never get laid though.


 No.525208

>>525207

aw snap


 No.525209

>>525207

oh fuck


 No.525210

>>525207

god dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum

fucked him right in the snud


 No.525213

joey sucks her toeys


 No.525214

>>525205

if they don't tiptoe

who will


 No.525215

Wonderful News Everyone

The Mcrib Is Back


 No.525216

File: 1447445630431.jpg (524.23 KB, 1280x877, 1280:877, 0PEkVxx.jpg)


 No.525217

>>525215

*starts mastubating furiously*


 No.525218

>>525215

absolutely disgusting


 No.525219

McRib is actually permanently in the German McDonald's menu


 No.525220

the mcrib isn't even good


 No.525221

>>525216

That's a lot of penises


 No.525222

>>525220

Purge The Blasphemer


 No.525223

>>525222

more like purge your colon because the mcrib will likely give you poo cancer


 No.525224

>start up sai one day

>computer asks me if i want to let sai make changes

>'no'

>sai doesn't open

>okay, 'yes'

>tablet now does not work in sai at all

what the fuck, why this thing


 No.525225

fuck me


 No.525226

>>525224

yes that is a thing that may happen in sai

use krita instead


 No.525227

>>525226

i actually downloaded that when it started

please stop reading my mind


 No.525228

>not using clip studio paint


 No.525229

>not using FireAlpaca


 No.525230

>not using Manga Studio 4


 No.525231

why have mustaches become a gay thing


 No.525232

File: 1447449218047.png (282.52 KB, 900x465, 60:31, ClipboardImage.png)

>not using mspaint


 No.525233

File: 1447449300851.jpg (72.5 KB, 480x351, 160:117, tumblr_mzqk3rUVhn1s7z8nwo1….jpg)

is this shopped


 No.525234

my grandpa has a big bush mustache and sometimes i think i want to try it out to be like him, but i don't want to become instantly and irreversibly gay...


 No.525235

>>525234

dont talk about your pappy that way


 No.525236

dammit, the straights have figured out the new secret code

we need another


 No.525237

>>525235

first off nigger, i dont call him pappy, i call him papa.

secondly, he's got the gaystache what am i supposed to do just ignore reality


 No.525238

File: 1447449590937.jpg (46.12 KB, 960x717, 320:239, 4yKTJIu.jpg)

goddamn breeders!


 No.525240

>>525237

thats weird, did he like raise you or something, papa is a dad synonym

also respect the man he has a better stache than you


 No.525241

File: 1447449947615.png (17.94 KB, 560x407, 560:407, 1444250457426.png)

>Facial hair

>Just shaved it all

>Nice Shave November


 No.525242

just call him 'otou-sama'


 No.525243

>>525240

i call both my grandfathers papa, actually.

and one of my grandmothers mama

and the other grandma?

i call her jack


 No.525244

>>525241

Hair Trimmer November


 No.525245

File: 1447450415653.png (105.97 KB, 783x698, 783:698, ClipboardImage.png)

dbznigs...


 No.525246

>>525243

cool

grandma jack must be a real character, right


 No.525247

>>525245

*vomits audibly*


 No.525248

>nothing but christmas adverts on tv already

[gross sobbing]


 No.525249

playing F4 with only 4GB of RAM wasnt such a good idea


 No.525250

File: 1447450758190.gif (604.62 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1447208577501.gif)


 No.525251

>>525248

I'm really thinking they're showing it early as a meme


 No.525252

*cucks gun*


 No.525253

>>525246

she's pretty rad, yeah

she's kinda in frankenstein mode now though, where she would have naturally died like a decade ago but modern science has defied fate and kept her alive

she has to do things like getting her esophagus stretched regularly so she can swallow

but she's still happy and rad so it's all good


 No.525256

File: 1447451273222.jpg (52.53 KB, 500x543, 500:543, 68e4ORC.jpg)

I hope everyone has a sweet fucking weekend.


 No.525257

>>525253

that sounds horrifying


 No.525258

help hsg i can't take the banter irl

is there a cure?


 No.525259

>>525253

what if your grandma is actually dead mentally and is being controlled by the machine that's "keeping her alive"


 No.525260

>>525258

fuck off


 No.525261

File: 1447451443549.gif (1.03 MB, 300x168, 25:14, Her assets tho _0176d314b7….gif)

>you'll never be able to draw cute girls


 No.525262

what if your grandma is actually controlled by a bug living in her brain


 No.525263

he's hackin and whackin and smackin

he's hackin and whackin and smackin

he's hackin and whackin and smackin

he just hacks

whacks

choppin dat meat


 No.525264

>>525260

vi-

vitard-kun is that you?

you've changed so much...


 No.525265

what if your grandma is a decrepit meat construct puppeteered by the malicious skeleton living inside her


 No.525266

>>525265

don't be silly anon skeletons aren't real


 No.525267

Think about it - have you ever seen a real live skeleton?


 No.525268

>>525259

granny jack.... no........


 No.525269

File: 1447451666971.gif (4.11 MB, 232x176, 29:22, kickball.gif)

>>525267

n..nn.n...n...n...not really....


 No.525270

>>525253

aw hang in there jack


 No.525271

File: 1447451690721.png (1.38 MB, 1978x3000, 989:1500, 8870559735580370729.png)

Found one, found skelly.


 No.525272

I think it's time for Granny... TO LET 'ER RIP!


 No.525273

come look everybody!

gran gran's shitting out her innards


 No.525274

the only way to be sure grammy isn't secretly hiding a skeleton is to check for yourself

if there's a skeleton in there, you did the right thing


 No.525275

and then anon's grandma became a meme


 No.525276

they told me i could become anything i wanted... so i became a meme


 No.525277

>>525275

hsg's memes addiction needs to end,


 No.525278

meme me up scotty


 No.525279

>>525275

and now she'll never die!


 No.525280

>>525269

oh jesus the 3 kicks

every time, i crack up


 No.525281

legalize the ganja


 No.525282

legalize the ganges


 No.525283

legalize the gamzee


 No.525284

gushing granny


 No.525285

people were able to affect reality by baneposting enough

maybe memeing about my grandma really will add years to her life, i can't argue with science

meme away


 No.525286

ffffffffuck work


 No.525287

>>525277

Isn't it time to get your esophagus stretched again, jack


 No.525288

is there porn of grandma Jack yet


 No.525289

>>525287

i'd stretch her esophagus, if you know what i mean


 No.525290

>>525289

i've been waiting for that joke for like half an hour jeez


 No.525291

File: 1447453004446.png (156.89 KB, 996x541, 996:541, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.525292

File: 1447453031822.png (87.16 KB, 666x710, 333:355, ClipboardImage.png)

>>525288

Is there


 No.525293

>>525291

do you think grandma jack would hate peridot

i like to think so


 No.525294

which gem is grandma jack's favorite do you think


 No.525295

>>525293

i think grandma jack would have good taste


 No.525296

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.525297

>>525294

I bet she's a Pearlfag


 No.525298


 No.525299

>>525297

Anon said she's rad so she'd probably go with garnet or amethyst


 No.525300

>>525298

nice meme


 No.525301

jack doesn't really watch tv or movies

the last movie she saw as far as i'm aware of was Avatar when it came out in 2009, and before that she hadn't watched a movie in like 10 years

consequently the speical effects in Avatar blew her fucking mind, she didn't know WHAT the fuck was going on


 No.525302

>>525298

its spaced out pretty far

also the irony of you calling someone else spam is not lost on me

"let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

t. jesus christ


 No.525303

File: 1447453383827.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.525304

File: 1447453578772.png (246.23 KB, 979x1273, 979:1273, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.525305

i am upset my conkers posts was ignored

i thought that was an extremely epic post and i waited patiently to post it like a good boy...


 No.525306

File: 1447453687534.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.525307

pearl's pristine penis


 No.525308

File: 1447453705021.png (Spoiler Image, 153.31 KB, 1196x912, 299:228, New canvas-WIP.png)

slutty granny


 No.525309

peridot's poopy penis


 No.525310

>>525305

i was gonna post "how long have you been waiting to post that" but i felt that would ruin the general flavor of the post


 No.525311

garnet's gargantuan gonads


 No.525312

amethyst's astonishing anus


 No.525313

>>525305

im at work on mobile, so i don't risk watching videos

conker shit is almost always good though, so good job buddy *pats head*


 No.525314

pearl's penile papillae


 No.525315

jasper's jagged junk


 No.525316

>>525308

Doesn't look old enough


 No.525317

jasper's jesterly johnson


 No.525318

lapis' lovely labia


 No.525319

jasper has a javina


 No.525320

rose's red rocket


 No.525321

opal's open optics


 No.525322

lapis' lap piss


 No.525323

peridot's poopy posterior


 No.525324

i coughfarted today


 No.525325

sardonyx's slippery snatch


 No.525326

peridot's poopy posterior


 No.525327


 No.525330

hsg...


 No.525599

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When you mouthpic too hard.


 No.525622


 No.525625

>>525330

.........yes..?


 No.525935




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