No.524829
My favorite pic from 4chan. Good riddance BTW!
No.524831
Who wants to play smash alone in this thread with me :3
No.524991
I love posting non cartoons in /co/ on 4chan just to see how much higher I can get banned.
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No.525022
anyone have that picture of that guy sitting on the floor slumped against a wall at a party
i need it
No.525023
why do fags have to ruin everything
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No.525025
The presentation wasn't that bad after all
No.525029
>buy bayonetta 2
>wii u internal storage is too small to fit it
>get external hard drive to hold it
>downloading takes about two hours
>leave the console on
>automatically shuts off after an hour
>shuts off the external hard drive so the download fails
bravo nintendo
No.525030
It's been so long
It's been so fun
But now it's over
No.525031
>>525029
>automatically shuts off after an hour
Turn that thing off
No.525032
>that Yo-Kai Watch Skit
Nintendo more like Memetendo
No.525033
is coral red, pink, or orange
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No.525035
all i do is sin sin sin no matter what
got money on my mind, i ain't never givin' up
No.525038
hmm
*sips coffee*
bara tiddies
No.525039
*sips semen from coffee cup*
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No.525041
>>525038
what if
a bara woman
No.525042
how are you all doing my epic ladderinos
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>>525041
you're blowing my mind, here, anon
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No.525049
bane/cia macrophilia porn when
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Dreams logged: 3 (132, 75, 37)
Images saved: 4 (4)
No.525054
time for your brown pill hsg!
No.525055
what will i have to do to make peridot real
No.525056
>>525054
that's a tough one to swallow matey!
No.525057
>>525055
take the brown pill
No.525058
serious question, are there any good anon/peridot fics
asking for a friend
No.525059
niggrr NIGGER niggger ngggier
No.525060
I'm tellin' ya man, all we need to do to fix the ragheads are give the Kurds a country
seriously
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No.525063
i can lick and stick and mail you like a mailman
and i spells it M-A-L-E as in manman
No.525065
always the farter
never the fartee
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>>525067
does tom hanks come off as autistic to anybody else?
No.525069
gimme the gimme the gimme the pussy boss
No.525071
>>525070
did you buy jon fo4 yet
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No.525073
what would you do if something that looked like me offered to buy you coffee
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No.525075
phantos is fart posting again
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>>525076
well it's five posts over the span of eight hours for one
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No.525079
>just got a boner from touching a girl a bunch of times
why
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>>525079
it's an epic feel to feel isn't it
maybe it's because we've been deprived of actual physical intimacy for so long
No.525081
>>525079
you best slam that shit dog..
No.525082
>>525080
it's a sad thing
i just wanna fuck a grill so it would all go away
No.525084
mouthpics are the only thing keeping me alive
that and the pursuit of qt's spit
No.525085
>>525082
yes. yes i fucking know. i feel you man, shit.
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No.525089
i'm so afraid of hot people being disgusted by me sometimes i won't even give them a chance to be repulsed
everybody else can bow down tho
/le blog
No.525090
>>525089
sponge you're pretty conventionally attractive
No.525091
>>525088
i love this video so much
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>>525090
thank you anon! i dunno, different people are into different things. they probably get a little out off after they catch me staring at them the third day in a row
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>>525083
so if we don't meat any of those metrics, are we decent people?
No.525098
>>525097
vfan is literally the only even halfway decent person on the entire planet
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>>525097
you also need to know who that one bald guy is
No.525101
vfan please kill yourself
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>>525100
fuck off white knight
No.525106
vfan is very cute and epic just like le me
No.525107
>>525100
i agree that rejection of cultish ideas are imporktant
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No.525110
why will nobody redpill me on yeti jade
No.525111
anyone who doesn't like terrible shit that mirrors a cult is crossie scum
No.525112
>>525110
take the urf pill
No.525113
>>525108
whoa, i don't have any beef with you
No.525114
speaking of cults you should join mine when i get around to starting it
No.525115
sponge x wesley yaoi
vfan x egg yuri x3
No.525116
>>525111
you forgot:
and should be slain
No.525117
i wouldn't be a yaoi i'd be a futa
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No.525120
*whips out her futapenis*
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>>525117
you need to have a dick + pussy + butthole, and i don't think you have what it steaks
No.525123
*cups her feminine balls*
No.525124
i'm trading in my butthole for a pussy
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No.525128
claire would be the charismatic figurehead leader of the cult
lola would be the conniving vizier who truly controls the cult from the shadows
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>>525126
you're full of bologna
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>>525129
I'm full of flesh and unfulfilled dreams
No.525132
its kinda gay that futas don't exist irl tbh
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>when vfan replies to your posts
No.525134
if i was forced to live with a hsg user for six months, it would probably be sponge
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>>525131
at least you're not afraid to re-veal your true feelings
No.525136
>>525132
i know - its the wurst
No.525138
>>525135
>>525136
stop that this instant
No.525139
>>525134
so you don't mind him licking your used silverware to get his daily spit dose
No.525141
>>525138
quit being such a weenie
No.525142
i started to devise a new style of shitposting last night called revposting but it kept ending up being too similar to cavemanposting so i gave up
No.525143
>>525141
stop IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.525144
>>525139
oh god i think i actually did something like this once
you know me so well hsg
No.525145
>>525142
what are the theoretical tenants of revposting
No.525146
this is why we can't have nice things
No.525147
>>525143
whoa man, i didn't mean to hamper your posting
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No.525149
how do i tell my coworker that his breath stinks
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>>525145
it was just going to be misunderstanding very basic things. posting like a man out of time who is put in an environment he just cannot understand but is too stupid to not try anyway.
No.525152
i got a boner from the same girl again
i want to stick my wiener in her
No.525153
traveler... to find what you seek will be a long journey... you must cross the libcuckian expanse, sail the numalian seas, and venture deep into the dark depths of quinncunt cavern....
No.525154
>>525152
shove it up your ass instead
No.525156
>>525152
earn your right to stick your wiener in her vagoo
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>>525157
why don't you take your own advice
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No.525166
when ruby and sapphire fuck, does one shapeshift themselves a dick?
if so, which? or both?
No.525167
>>525166
I was just thinking of pokémon when I read that post
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No.525170
>>525166
ruby is the dom one
No.525171
the jews can't keep getting away with this
it's time... TO END THIS!!!
*chugs a whole bottle of the red pills*
No.525172
>>525170
doms can have cunnies
laughy sapphy could be a sub dickhaver
these are the important questions
No.525173
>>525170
>ruby is the dom one
no Sapphire is clearly the cold dominant bitch
No.525174
>>525171
No! Nobody has ever taken that much distilled truth at one time before!
No.525175
>>525173
>dude
no that's a manlet
No.525176
>>525166
what if they both have dicks
No.525177
*grinds up red pills*
*snorts powder*
[phase-shifted reverb voice] the truth.... it has me......
No.525178
*swallows both blue and red pill at the same time*
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No.525180
*liquefies red pills*
*inserts them directly into my bloodstream*
No.525181
>>525178
*creates a rip in the time and space continuum*
No.525182
Yes, Dr. Pol?
It's about those captive numales in our lab.
Testing their exposure to high doses of "redpill" radiation?
Well, you better come see this...
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No.525189
*takes the blue pill over the red pill*
No.525190
>>525189
>taking drugs from random strangers
why don't you think for yourself for once?
No.525191
holy shit, i just realized
the word 'duns' backwards is 'snud'
snud for life
No.525192
>>525191
wait where did duns come from
No.525193
>>525188
one might say epic even...
No.525194
xkcd is actually anti-epicness embodied
No.525195
>>525192
who cares
snud pride
No.525196
Submit To The Recidivist Allure Of Kanaya
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>>525197
*BANG*MMMMMMM WHATCHA SAY
OOOOH THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLLLLLL
WELL OF COURSE YOU DID
No.525199
>game with dialogue options
>picking the Flirt option and being directly romantic would conflict with my character's personality
>but if I don't pick it, I'm afraid it will close off ever romancing that character in the future
how the fuck am i supposed to pick
gay gay gay this is gay
No.525200
>>525199
flirt with everybody
its a bioware game right, that's intended behavior
No.525201
>>525197
my crusade starts here...
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No.525204
>>525199
roleplay as me instead of whatever nerd you picked, flirt with wild abandon
No.525205
them skellies...
they dont ever get tired...
No.525206
>>525202
isnt vault 0 an actual vault?
No.525207
>>525204
but then they would never get laid though.
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>>525207
god dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum
fucked him right in the snud
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>>525205
if they don't tiptoe
who will
No.525215
Wonderful News Everyone
The Mcrib Is Back
No.525217
>>525215
*starts mastubating furiously*
No.525218
>>525215
absolutely disgusting
No.525219
McRib is actually permanently in the German McDonald's menu
No.525220
the mcrib isn't even good
No.525221
>>525216
That's a lot of penises
No.525222
>>525220
Purge The Blasphemer
No.525223
>>525222
more like purge your colon because the mcrib will likely give you poo cancer
No.525224
>start up sai one day
>computer asks me if i want to let sai make changes
>'no'
>sai doesn't open
>okay, 'yes'
>tablet now does not work in sai at all
what the fuck, why this thing
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No.525226
>>525224
yes that is a thing that may happen in sai
use krita instead
No.525227
>>525226
i actually downloaded that when it started
please stop reading my mind
No.525228
>not using clip studio paint
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>not using Manga Studio 4
No.525231
why have mustaches become a gay thing
No.525234
my grandpa has a big bush mustache and sometimes i think i want to try it out to be like him, but i don't want to become instantly and irreversibly gay...
No.525235
>>525234
dont talk about your pappy that way
No.525236
dammit, the straights have figured out the new secret code
we need another
No.525237
>>525235
first off nigger, i dont call him pappy, i call him papa.
secondly, he's got the gaystache what am i supposed to do just ignore reality
No.525240
>>525237
thats weird, did he like raise you or something, papa is a dad synonym
also respect the man he has a better stache than you
No.525241
>Facial hair
>Just shaved it all
>Nice Shave November
No.525242
just call him 'otou-sama'
No.525243
>>525240
i call both my grandfathers papa, actually.
and one of my grandmothers mama
and the other grandma?
i call her jack
No.525244
>>525241
Hair Trimmer November
No.525246
>>525243
cool
grandma jack must be a real character, right
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No.525248
>nothing but christmas adverts on tv already
[gross sobbing]
No.525249
playing F4 with only 4GB of RAM wasnt such a good idea
No.525251
>>525248
I'm really thinking they're showing it early as a meme
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No.525253
>>525246
she's pretty rad, yeah
she's kinda in frankenstein mode now though, where she would have naturally died like a decade ago but modern science has defied fate and kept her alive
she has to do things like getting her esophagus stretched regularly so she can swallow
but she's still happy and rad so it's all good
No.525256
I hope everyone has a sweet fucking weekend.
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>>525253
that sounds horrifying
No.525258
help hsg i can't take the banter irl
is there a cure?
No.525259
>>525253
what if your grandma is actually dead mentally and is being controlled by the machine that's "keeping her alive"
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No.525261
>you'll never be able to draw cute girls
No.525262
what if your grandma is actually controlled by a bug living in her brain
No.525263
he's hackin and whackin and smackin
he's hackin and whackin and smackin
he's hackin and whackin and smackin
he just hacks
whacks
choppin dat meat
No.525264
>>525260
vi-
vitard-kun is that you?
you've changed so much...
No.525265
what if your grandma is a decrepit meat construct puppeteered by the malicious skeleton living inside her
No.525266
>>525265
don't be silly anon skeletons aren't real
No.525267
Think about it - have you ever seen a real live skeleton?
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>>525259
granny jack.... no........
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>>525267
n..nn.n...n...n...not really....
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>>525253
aw hang in there jack
No.525272
I think it's time for Granny... TO LET 'ER RIP!
No.525273
come look everybody!
gran gran's shitting out her innards
No.525274
the only way to be sure grammy isn't secretly hiding a skeleton is to check for yourself
if there's a skeleton in there, you did the right thing
No.525275
and then anon's grandma became a meme
No.525276
they told me i could become anything i wanted... so i became a meme
No.525277
>>525275
hsg's memes addiction needs to end,
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>>525275
and now she'll never die!
No.525280
>>525269
oh jesus the 3 kicks
every time, i crack up
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No.525285
people were able to affect reality by baneposting enough
maybe memeing about my grandma really will add years to her life, i can't argue with science
meme away
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No.525287
>>525277
Isn't it time to get your esophagus stretched again, jack
No.525288
is there porn of grandma Jack yet
No.525289
>>525287
i'd stretch her esophagus, if you know what i mean
No.525290
>>525289
i've been waiting for that joke for like half an hour jeez
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>>525291
do you think grandma jack would hate peridot
i like to think so
No.525294
which gem is grandma jack's favorite do you think
No.525295
>>525293
i think grandma jack would have good taste
No.525297
>>525294
I bet she's a Pearlfag
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>>525297
Anon said she's rad so she'd probably go with garnet or amethyst
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No.525301
jack doesn't really watch tv or movies
the last movie she saw as far as i'm aware of was Avatar when it came out in 2009, and before that she hadn't watched a movie in like 10 years
consequently the speical effects in Avatar blew her fucking mind, she didn't know WHAT the fuck was going on
No.525302
>>525298
its spaced out pretty far
also the irony of you calling someone else spam is not lost on me
"let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
t. jesus christ
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No.525305
i am upset my conkers posts was ignored
i thought that was an extremely epic post and i waited patiently to post it like a good boy...
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>>525305
i was gonna post "how long have you been waiting to post that" but i felt that would ruin the general flavor of the post
No.525311
garnet's gargantuan gonads
No.525312
amethyst's astonishing anus
No.525313
>>525305
im at work on mobile, so i don't risk watching videos
conker shit is almost always good though, so good job buddy *pats head*
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>>525308
Doesn't look old enough
No.525317
jasper's jesterly johnson
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peridot's poopy posterior
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sardonyx's slippery snatch
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peridot's poopy posterior
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When you mouthpic too hard.
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