No.526242
because the old one is going to shit
old >>465060
No.526244
*fart* ehehhe
*fart* ehahahehehe!
*shart*
...
No.526246
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No.526260
No.526269
Vriska straddled the porcelain throne cautiously, as if afraid of something leaping up at her from within its watery depths and striking her exposed no-no zone. Her stomach rumbled deeply, the vibration reverberating through her midsection into her bowels, and a wave of tightness followed as every muscle in her torso contracted. She didn't have much time left. All she could do was tense herself, regret going back for seconds, thirds and fourths at the Mexican joint, and await the onslaught. She prayed quietly that it wouldn't be as bad as it felt, and, in a way, her prayers were answered as the first sloppy log slipped through her stressed sphincter and burned worse than she could ever have imagined.
The sweat-soaked blueblood's howls echoed through her empty apartment as wave after wave of spicy south American muck poured from her burning anus, splashing filthy water back up onto her grey behind. Vriska's sphincter contracted involuntarily, almost painfully, trying to force the torrent of shit to stop, only to be forced open by the amassing pressure. Her stomach churned and bulged in the wake of the log being forced through her intestine, and Vriska could barely stifle the agonized scream trapped in her lungs as it pushed against her anal opening. It was a monster, almost as thick as a fist and accompanied by more diarrhea than her tight, meaty shit-shaft could hold. Her bowels bulged and pushed until the pressure became unbearable and the huge shit could no longer be held. Vriska screamed openly, tears cascading down her cheeks. She clung to the toilet bowl desperately, knuckles white with effort as if the huge log could have blown her off. The spicy turd burned, and every push forced Vriska's sphincter to close again out of painful reflex. She began to sob deeply, scared of the monster she had bore inside her and desperate for it to be removed. She resolved, and gave one last push with all her might. Her battered anus tried, forcing out as much of it as possible until it reached the bloated midsection of the enormous stink-log. It refused to budge an inch any further, dangling halfway out of Vriska's asshole and far, far too dense and heavy to be forced out. Pressure continued to mount as diarrhea built up inside Vriska further, the spicy shit-water co-operating with the few bowel movements the trollgirl could muster to force it just a little bit more. The pain had become unbearable: it felt as if Vriska was being split in half by the gargantuan poop-load, and she had been reduced to nothing more than quiet, begging sobs for it to be over. The crap had broken her pride. She had been brought low by shit, her own shit, and just wanted it to be over.
As if sympathetic to her plight, the diarrhea continued mounting pressure. The watery waste eroded and forced the super-sized shit until, an opening. It began as any dam-break does, with a dribble. The stinky brown shit-syrup, every drop struggling to be the first, breaking away more and more of the turd until it finally collapsed, its integrity weakened and broken until the gigantic shit was no more, sliced in two by the last ounce of strength in Vriska's asshole contracting it shut. The dam broke, and the torrential wave of poopy brown water poured forth from her abused anus, spraying with such force that the splash painted her pasty grey skin a dirty, dripping brown. As the last few waves left her intestines and her stomach began to deflate from its bloated, bulging state Vriska's deep sobs were peppered with relieved sighs, though the cascade of tears down her stained cheeks didn't cease for a moment. She slumped over, panting heavily, hands aching from squeezing, still burning a deep burn anally, but thankful that it was over, and desperate for a nap. Vriska raised an arm weakly, fumbling for the toilet roll. She found nothing, except an empty cardboard cylinder. But she was beyond caring. Regaining her strength for a moment, Vriska took to her feet, feeling them tingle as blood returned to her extremities. She pulled her pants up, staining her underwear brown with the dirty filth-water that had drenched her grey booty, and stumbled into her room to collapse on her bed. In the quiet moment before drifting off to sleep, she felt the agonizing pain of her cleft asshole once more, wincing herself into dreams more pleasant than being split in half by her own waste.
No.526275
i want shrektober to come back
No.526280
No.526282
No.526298
>>526295
gonna fuck the cat
No.526299
those who sexualize nepeta and meulin honestly need to be put down
they are not natural
No.526300
>>526299
>sexualising Meulin "Big Fat Cat Tats" Leijon
>not natural
what are you smoking
No.526301
No.526302
>>526299
meulin is ripe for sexualizing, she has the one of the most worthless personalities out of any character but she's stacked as fuck
No.526305
i will kill those who equate cute with sexy
i will save this world
No.526308
Who is Muelen or whatever?
No.526314
can we stick to one thread, please?
>>476984
No.526316
>>526308
-Long answer, in two parts
Alternia: Nepeta's ancestor, the follower/scribe/lover of Karkat's ancestor who was Troll Jesus.
Beforus: Cute but not much more than a puppet/dicksock for a shitty clown.
- Short answer
A Nepeta facsimile.
No.526318
>>526314
okay, I choose this one
No.526320
bulbasaur, charmander, or squirtle
No.526321
No.526322
>>526316
please don't reply to people who don't read the comic
thanks :)
No.526325
No.526326
No.526327
>>526325
the wrongest choice
No.526329
No.526331
>>526329
i will
with my fucking squirtle
No.526332
Weekend's over
Another Saturday and Sunday wasted instead of practising drawing
No.526333
>>526331
I'll hop on your squirtle and then kick its shell at you
No.526334
>>526333
i'll fucking spit on your charmander and watch it keel over dead
No.526342
this thread is better because it doesn't have wesley and the tripfags tbh
No.526357
i drew a stoned-stupid jade
No.526361
>>526357
>armpit hair
nice art though do you have a tumblr
No.526362
No.526363
>>526357
I think her head might be too small.
No.526364
>>526361
nah sorry
>>526363
>>526362
yeah i haven't drawn in a long time lol
No.526366
>>526357
necks too thin, her hair is making it really noticable
good legs though
No.526369
No.526370
i'm just going to start dualposting anyway
No.526373
this was apparently peppermint patty's last appearance, a week before schulz died
No.526375
No.526376
what else would you applaud with?
were
were people in the 20s applauding with their butts?
was twerking a thing in the 1920s?
No.526377
>>526373
this is kind of depressing
No.526379
>>526377
feels heavy and hopeless
i think his impending death was looming over him when he made it
No.526381
if i had a time machine i would travel back to just before the paris attacks and replace all those innocent french people with the blunderfailures and then immediately destroy the machine so no one could ever undo it
No.526389
>>526376
Loud as fuck whistling with the hand in mouth thing
No.526401
>>526357
Don't think I didn't think this wasn't funny as fuck, because it is.
No.526402
>>526316
and now I have a second favorite.
No.526434
Holy shit this place really is dead
No.526440
>>526434
there's two threads for some reason
more people are here
>>476984
No.526497
No.526581
No.526587
No.526589
>>526588
correct!
i also would have accepted
me (meaning you)
we
tavros
horuss
No.526592
No.526593
>>526588
*squints at ip*
what the fuk is happening
me scared
No.526594
>>526593
dish out the dirt nick
No.526596
>>526594
naw it's not like, juicy
just unexpected
No.526598
how do i learn to read music
No.526599
>>526598
it's pretty easy, it just takes practice to be quick at reading a scale
i remember the beginner exercises were all like 'spell these words on the scale'
the Stave is 5 lines, always. if you need to go above or below, you add little extra lines as needed. Each line and each space between is a note. so with five lines and four spaces between, you can show 9 notes without going off the stave (which happens all the time, with the extra lines i mentioned)
bottom line of the treble clef (the big S looking one) is E. It's just an ascending, repeating ABCDEFG from there, not counting accidentals (sharps and flats)
Bass clef (shaped like a backwards C kinda with a colon) has F in between the colon
I'm sure there are worksheets online you could dig up
No.526600
No.526601
why are british guys so gay
are they born with homoerotic tendencies or does the queen put something in their water
No.526602
>>526600
Just dont ask me about guitar chords because it's greek to me basically
No.526603
>>526601
Queen Liz is the world's biggst fujo
No.526604
>>526601
they drink their ovaltine
No.526605
i want to play battlefront so bad
give me a job already godammit
No.526606
>>526603
don't call her madge 'liz'
(translators note: madge is short for majesty)
No.526607
>>526606
I'm hip and flippant, dad
you can't stop me
No.526609
No.526610
>>526608
>so hot
but sapphire's cold.
No.526612
>>526610
*laughtrack*
*freeze frame*
*applause*
*closing theme and credits*
No.526614
>>526613
keep it up. more. you're the best. great post. this tbh. you. i like you. 10/10. A+. up vote. epic.
No.526615
No.526616
>>526600
and remember, Every Good Boy Does Fine
also
FACE
No.526617
fag ass controls everything
No.526618
please
all steven universe fans: fuck off
No.526619
No.526620
any No Bathe November bros here
No.526621
No.526622
>>526616
(these are the letters that correspond to the lines and spaces on the treble clef)
No.526623
no poop november people where we at?
No.526624
>>526620
im doing this along with No Change November
im super stinky
No.526625
>>526620
only made it halfway
No.526626
>>526618
this along with undertale and mtg and basically anything ben likes
No.526627
>>526626
you know
you raise a good point
ben does like all the bad shit weenies post about
fucked up, but makes u think
No.526628
ben is the epitome of bad taste
he must be eliminated
No.526629
>tfw switching to the other side of the matress
it's like i'm literally waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
No.526630
what's it like ben
being a slave to the fandom
No.526631
i wanna grab a smooth fat ass
No.526632
No.526633
>>526631
*presents hindquarters*
would you like my minion ass, master?
No.526634
>>526630
I'll tell you when I write the chara fanfiction I intend to do.
No.526635
*rapes a slice of cheese*
No.526636
>>526633
thanks for the mental image
No.526637
No.526640
>>526638
why it look like that
No.526642
>>526641
would you like to eat my stinky puss puss
No.526644
>>526643
im sure it would make you feel better
even give you a warm feeling in your tummy wummy
No.526645
No.526650
>>526647
while i don't care about your posts most of the time, the fact you put more effort into this than any of the mods do would mean you lose
No.526651
No.526652
No.526653
No.526654
behead those who insult ben
No.526655
No.526656
what would ben's child look like
No.526657
No.526658
metacritic should be destroyed
No.526659
>>526658
oh look, another angry little vitard
No.526660
>>526659
>oh look, another brainless little nintendrone
No.526661
No.526663
>>526661
sorry i can't hear you over the slobbering sounds of you sucking nintendo's dick
No.526664
>>526663
this is so sad, have fun with your dumb games for babylickers
and keep replying, i love this :)
No.526665
No.526666
>>526664
still can't hear you
No.526667
(theyre called microbros cause of their little weewees)
No.526668
uuuh sony has umaru-chan
what does nintendo have??? gross hairy mario??
No.526669
im bored and i dont want to do anything school related forever
No.526670
this show isnt even good why am i watching it
No.526673
[11/14/2015 11:33:23 PM] Vfan: Tbh it's at a point where hsg is so fucking shit that I don't even think it's worth shitting in
[11/14/2015 11:33:36 PM] Vfan: I am moving on with my life now and only posting in this skype chat
xDDDD
No.526674
No.526675
No.526676
>>526674
honestly?
im surprised vfan took almost an entire 24 hours to go back on her word
that'd be commendable if it werent so sad
No.526678
>>526677
are you upset my shit eating bitchbaby
No.526679
>>526677
explain to me how switching proxies for hours and hours on end to post about how you're so great or to post song lyrics or dump images isn't pathetic?
explain to me how you've said "im leaving forever hsg sucks!!!" 20 times and never left isn't pathetic?
No.526680
explain how offering to pay to be unbanned isn't pathetic
explain how begging to be unbanned isn't pathetic
explain how buying a vpn to post here isn't pathetic
explain how not being able to admit you just want attention isn't pathetic
No.526681
in before some irrelevant "justifications" based on how we're inferior or implications that i am mad
No.526688
my grundle itches something fierce!
No.526690
>microwaving something that says not to microwave
absolutely
devilish...
No.526693
No.526694
>>526428
>>526431
>>526436
>>526452
now this is quality posting folks
No.526696
No.526697
>>526696
he likes mouthpics
No.526699
>take a selfie
>look at picture
>immediately delete it
hahaha, i'm ugly!!!
No.526700
remember kids:
don't play yourself
No.526701
No.526702
>>526701
congratulations, you just played yourself.
No.526703
more like plague yourself
with self-loathing and self-doubt
No.526704
>>526703
no, always plague yourself
don't ever play yourself
No.526705
No.526706
i can't believe people legit fell for this
No.526707
No.526708
thanks for the tampon ad, tumblr
okay, i'll shut up now.
No.526709
>shitven pooniverse
>blunderfail
what happened, hsg?
No.526710
>>526709
hsg?
we prefer to call ourselves tumblr-lite these days, thank you very much
No.526711
>>526709
are you acting like homosuck was not, is not, and will not be shit?
because i've got news for you
No.526712
>>526709
We started talking about better stuff than Homestuck
No.526713
No.526714
No.526715
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No.526716
No.526717
>>526714
Do Mandalorians still exist? Weren't they erased along with the rest of EU?
No.526719
>>526717
mandalorians are a race from starwars
#nerdmoment
No.526720
>>526715
Pedophile! Pedophile!
No.526721
No.526722
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No.526723
No.526724
it's time for some
fantasy fapping
No.526725
jerking it on the astral plane
No.526726
masturbation in the fifth dimension
No.526727
jacking off in the netherrealm
No.526728
if you came in outer space, where would the cum go
No.526729
What if Toby made an Undertale 2
No.526730
>>526728
its probably float at the tip of your weenus
No.526731
>>526728
to infinity and beyond
No.526732
No.526733
>>526729
>still comes out before hiveswap
No.526734
what if toby made a game that isn't shit
No.526735
>>526734
fucking die i want o fucking kill you kil murder your face
No.526736
No.526737
that's odd
usually the memes get off at the second floor
No.526738
My skeleton dick and balls
No.526739
my gelatinous dick and balls
No.526740
My nervous dick and balls
No.526741
My muscular dick and balls
No.526742
My feminine dick and balls
No.526743
No.526744
My dinosaur dick and balls
No.526745
My ambiguous dick and balls
No.526746
No.526747
My mechanized dick and balls
No.526748
My spectral dick and balls
No.526749
My memetic dick and balls
No.526750
My duct tape and string dick and balls
No.526751
My supersonic dick and balls
No.526752
My problematic dick and balls
No.526753
No.526754
My homestuck dick and balls
No.526755
My transcendental dick and balls
No.526756
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No.526757
with enough pizza i would be unstoppable
No.526758
No.526759
why do people call peridot poopydot when amethyst is the only gem that canonically poops?
No.526760
No.526761
>>526759
poopythyst doesn't work as well
No.526762
steven's not even a real gem
No.526764
>>526683
Bless you!
also it's fuckin cold
No.526765
No.526766
Dreams logged: 2 (41, 16)
Images saved: 2 (2)
No.526767
steven jerking off to giant women
No.526768
this teacher doesnt know what the heck she is doing why does she teach
No.526769
>>526767
shota steven is so cute!!!
No.526770
No.526771
No.526772
>>526770
*kills and kisses you all over mah butt*
No.526773
No.526774
and this
*sound of gun shots and bombs going off in paris*
is my cocky kun
No.526775
and this
*nuke going off on hiroshima*
is my cocky kun
No.526776
and this
*tree falling in a forest*
is my cocky kun
No.526777
and this
*planes crashing into the twin towers*
is my cocky kun
No.526778
i cant wait for the ISIS board
No.526779
>>526778
>ISIS
ameritard....
No.526781
>>526778
>>>/islamicstate//114
No.526782
petition to change hsg into utg
No.526783
No.526784
HSUTG
homestevenundertale general
No.526785
>>526782
petition to kill erase this anon from history
No.526786
i wish my flaccid dick was the same size as my erect dick, with my erect dick being even bigger when erect
No.526787
undertale is just a poor man's homestuck
No.526788
No.526789
Bitch I Will Suck On All Of Your Cute Toes
No.526790
>>526787
homestuck is already a poor man's homestuck
No.526791
>>526788
wesley's wee willy
No.526792
>>526787
i had a swatch at undertale general on /vg/
what a shithole
it's so awful
No.526793
wesley's tiny pecker going in peridot's tiny pussy
No.526794
>>526792
like hsg is much better
No.526795
>>526794
honestly?
it was way way way better, even when hsg turned to shit
No.526796
No.526797
HSG is the very pinnacle of the general pyramid
No.526798
should i join my school's lgbt club even though it'll be full of straight people
No.526799
>>526794
it's pretty much hsg light
No.526800
>>526794
the thing is
it is
No.526801
>>526797
i kind of unironically think that
maybe i'd say srg is funnier
but every other general ive looked at has been shit
No.526802
No.526804
No.526805
is there a single general that has not derailed into shitposting and lusting after the characters
No.526806
hsg is the illuminati of generals
it's always there, watching
always alive
No.526807
"What, what what, what what" He mackled.
No.526808
No.526809
>>526798
i guess
i'm sure you can attend a meeting without joining the club and see if you like it
but why do you want to join?
No.526810
No.526811
>>526805
ones based around not specific games like srg or emulation/homebrew general
No.526812
>>526805
not on 4chan
they're all stocked with the same awful people, after all
No.526813
hsg should be more famously known
No.526815
at least hsg isn't full of gay furry pedos
No.526816
>>526809
because im a gay little fagboy
No.526818
No.526825
No.526930