No.526803
No.526817
what is the ship name of goku x vegeta
No.526819
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No.526820
>>526815
we're lucky we've only got one
and his name is wesley
No.526821
No.526823
how do we get hsg the fame it so rightly deserves
No.526824
my mom keeps on telling me to go to the gay club here but everyone i've asked has said it's shit and it's just straight people and feminists
No.526826
>>526820
>furry
this is even more insulting than the pedo insult
No.526827
>>526811
isn't /srg/ a massive circlejerk though
No.526828
HSG Meetup going to a gay stripper club ironically
No.526829
>>526826
is it
is it really
No.526830
No.526832
peridot would be the type to have a fursona
No.526833
No.526834
No.526835
>>526831
>implying that's a bad thing
No.526836
>>526827
yeah
but its funny
and speedrun makes some good drama sometimes
like the threads right after cosmo wright came out as a tranny were hilarious
No.526837
>>526831
>sister wants to spend christmas and new years in the UK
may god have mercy on her soul
No.526838
>>526836
shower me with some dank srg memes
do they still make a lot of fun of "narcissa"
No.526839
>>526827
i figure the "personalities" they gossip about there have actually done something at least
No.526840
>>526838
idk i havent looked in since a couple of days ago
No.526841
>>526830
lies
>>526829
the pedo insults are harmless memes
being called a furry is just vile
No.526842
No.526843
>>526841
>memes
yeah........ that's what they are...........
No.526844
>>526838
narcissa, really
does hrt remove all self-awareness
No.526845
No.526846
>>526841
>would rather be a pedo than a furry
the only vile thing here is u
No.526847
>>526843
*long drawn out fart*
that's what your post is
No.526849
>>526846
i have literally never said that
No.526850
No.526851
furry hits too close to home...
No.526852
No.526853
>>526849
then how do you explain my post
why are pedos so stupid
No.526854
>>526847
*takes long drawn out shit*
this is what wesley's posting is
No.526855
*sips coffee loudly*
*smacks lips*
No.526856
>>526853
your post is garbage because it's false
No.526857
No.526858
>>526854
*the smell of dog shit overwhelms the thread*
looks like anon is posting again
No.526859
why does it smell like peridot in here
No.526860
>>526858
*inhales deeply*
aah~
No.526861
>>526860
*bashes fake wesley's head in with a club*
would the real wesley please stand up
please stand up
No.526863
so is yokai watch super popular yet
No.526864
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No.526866
how can people seriously enter gristmas this year
doesn't the thought of giving a gift to wesley or asstree scare them away
No.526868
>>526866
i didn't sign up for gristmas
No.526869
>>526866
that's why you send a bad gift
No.526870
>>526866
>implying the host is going to do everything correctly
No.526871
>>526868
crossie...........
No.526872
No.526873
Im going to cum inside wesley
No.526874
>>526872
the pawtism hit her hard...
No.526875
>>526871
it's wesley
if people are that repulsed by me then what's even the point
No.526876
So I fixed my HUD problem with fo3
Bad color selection
Murdering wasteland raiders
Using my gauss rifle to air juggle super mutant behemoths
Generally dicking around in the DC wasteland is great
No.526877
>>526876
................ok
No.526878
why cant i sto p farting
help
No.526879
>>526866
>ae
no one is gonna send him anything
>wesley
haha suck to be you amerif-
*suddendly realises my gristmasanon could be AW or megane*
oh no
No.526880
today... i will get my burg on
No.526881
>>526880
*jiggles your rolls*
No.526882
>>526881
*your hand fuses to the rolls and slowly absorbs you*
just as plan
ned
No.526883
>>526879
anons exist on this board
trips aren't the only thing here
No.526884
Im so fat. Please juggly my ass
No.526885
>>526883
yes but i'm not sure about the number of european anons
No.526886
>>526877
>air juggling super mutant behemoths
IT'S EXCITING
No.526887
>>526876
>playing Fo3 over Fo4
>poorfag
No.526888
No.526889
File: 1447695781702.jpg (1.42 MB, 1002x1329, 334:443, Happy_Holidays_from_WayFor….jpg)
No.526890
>>526887
Yes, I'm poor
So what
No.526891
No.526892
>>526890
that makes you a bad person, who should die
No.526893
>>526888
it says here on your report that you're, and i quote, "a dumb face stupid head who doesnt know anything and is very dumb"
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No.526896
>>526889
wwheres sigma star saga
No.526897
No.526898
>>526892
But if all the poor die, then the rich leeches will have nobody to leech money from
And themselves would then become poor
No.526900
No.526901
I want to push Peri into a hole and then fill it with cement!
No.526902
>>526898
we'll just use our riches to build impoverished robots, idiot. then we can leech off of them forever without having to deal with poorfag tears...
No.526903
>>526899
Reminds me of lucas
No.526904
at 84 posts? give me a break
No.526905
>>526902
>build robots
And who actually builds them? Not you,that's for damn sure
No.526906
>>526905
we obviously just pay for other robots to build them, holy fuck how can you be so stupid?
typical poorfag logic
No.526907
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anyone else freezing their ass off? it's SoCal and its even cold
No.526909
ae will send a suicide bomber as a gift
No.526910
>>526844
his name was cosmo before it's like not like he's had normal names before
No.526912
wesley will send poop with lipstick kiss marks on it as a gift
No.526913
>>526911
to ward off predators
No.526914
No.526915
>>526910
that's the funny part
he gets the chance to pick a normal name and decides to go with narcissa
No.526916
No.526917
hiveswap flashlight dildo mod
No.526918
hiveswap dickification mod
No.526919
linkle, give me the tinkle
No.526922
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No.526924
joey claire! joey claire!
No.526925
im downloading 49 gb at 200 kbs
this is amazing
No.526926
hiveswap needs to be hivebent
No.526928
No.526929
How to "Age" Your Wine 5 Years in 20 Seconds: Hyperdecanting
No.526931
>>526928
I'm Ben. You're Ben. Ben's Ben.
No.526932
>>526928
gay and autistic, fairly normal
No.526933
No.526934
>>526932
>fairly normal
haha...
lol....
hehe....
hoohoo....
No.526935
How to "Age" Your Shitposts 5 Years in 20 Seconds: Hyperscating
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No.526941
>>526939
transformation arena
No.526942
>>526939
Poopsucker 2: Toilet Armeggedon
No.526943
i wonder how many people here still remember
LIVIN' IN A GREAT BIG WAY
i know grant was around back then but how many others
No.526944
No.526945
>>526943
i think i still have those songs saved somewhere
No.526946
No.526947
>>526945
i was trying to find them today, but i realized they were on my old computer that died
if you could find them and upload them somewhere, it'd be very epic
No.526948
shitposting was revolutionary as a part of meme history: a sort of meta-meme enabling the creation of fresh new memes for the internet and IRL
however, in the time scale of the internet, it is getting old. shitposting as a concept has been with us for roughly 5 years. meme engineers and internet historians around the globe are trying to figure out what will be the next big thing will be
No.526949
>>526941
oh that, it always bugged out for me and I had to make a whole new account to start a new game
No.526950
>>526949
yea it took me a bit to figure it out
i just went through all the stuff sorted by votes like last christmas, haven't looked at it since
doesn't seem to be that much good new stuff
No.526951
No.526952
>song published in 1935 still isn't public domain
>and won't be for another 15 years
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No.526955
>>526952
>disney is going to make it where "mickey mouse" will never go out of copyright
this wouldn't be a problem in a socialist society
No.526956
>>526952
>for another 15 years
try never
Disney's gonna keep extending the copyright
No.526957
*huffs onion breath into thread*
No.526958
>>526955
how do we uncuck the copyrighting system
No.526959
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
>1. get burg now, low cal meal later
>2. get low cal meal now, burg later
No.526960
Vriska straddled the porcelain throne cautiously, as if afraid of something leaping up at her from within its watery depths and striking her exposed no-no zone. Her stomach rumbled deeply, the vibration reverberating through her midsection into her bowels, and a wave of tightness followed as every muscle in her torso contracted. She didn't have much time left. All she could do was tense herself, regret going back for seconds, thirds and fourths at the Mexican joint, and await the onslaught. She prayed quietly that it wouldn't be as bad as it felt, and, in a way, her prayers were answered as the first sloppy log slipped through her stressed sphincter and burned worse than she could ever have imagined.
The sweat-soaked blueblood's howls echoed through her empty apartment as wave after wave of spicy south American muck poured from her burning anus, splashing filthy water back up onto her grey behind. Vriska's sphincter contracted involuntarily, almost painfully, trying to force the torrent of shit to stop, only to be forced open by the amassing pressure. Her stomach churned and bulged in the wake of the log being forced through her intestine, and Vriska could barely stifle the agonized scream trapped in her lungs as it pushed against her anal opening. It was a monster, almost as thick as a fist and accompanied by more diarrhea than her tight, meaty shit-shaft could hold. Her bowels bulged and pushed until the pressure became unbearable and the huge shit could no longer be held. Vriska screamed openly, tears cascading down her cheeks. She clung to the toilet bowl desperately, knuckles white with effort as if the huge log could have blown her off. The spicy turd burned, and every push forced Vriska's sphincter to close again out of painful reflex. She began to sob deeply, scared of the monster she had bore inside her and desperate for it to be removed. She resolved, and gave one last push with all her might. Her battered anus tried, forcing out as much of it as possible until it reached the bloated midsection of the enormous stink-log. It refused to budge an inch any further, dangling halfway out of Vriska's asshole and far, far too dense and heavy to be forced out. Pressure continued to mount as diarrhea built up inside Vriska further, the spicy shit-water co-operating with the few bowel movements the trollgirl could muster to force it just a little bit more. The pain had become unbearable: it felt as if Vriska was being split in half by the gargantuan poop-load, and she had been reduced to nothing more than quiet, begging sobs for it to be over. The crap had broken her pride. She had been brought low by shit, her own shit, and just wanted it to be over.
As if sympathetic to her plight, the diarrhea continued mounting pressure. The watery waste eroded and forced the super-sized shit until, an opening. It began as any dam-break does, with a dribble. The stinky brown shit-syrup, every drop struggling to be the first, breaking away more and more of the turd until it finally collapsed, its integrity weakened and broken until the gigantic shit was no more, sliced in two by the last ounce of strength in Vriska's asshole contracting it shut. The dam broke, and the torrential wave of poopy brown water poured forth from her abused anus, spraying with such force that the splash painted her pasty grey skin a dirty, dripping brown. As the last few waves left her intestines and her stomach began to deflate from its bloated, bulging state Vriska's deep sobs were peppered with relieved sighs, though the cascade of tears down her stained cheeks didn't cease for a moment. She slumped over, panting heavily, hands aching from squeezing, still burning a deep burn anally, but thankful that it was over, and desperate for a nap. Vriska raised an arm weakly, fumbling for the toilet roll. She found nothing, except an empty cardboard cylinder. But she was beyond caring. Regaining her strength for a moment, Vriska took to her feet, feeling them tingle as blood returned to her extremities. She pulled her pants up, staining her underwear brown with the dirty filth-water that had drenched her grey booty, and stumbled into her room to collapse on her bed. In the quiet moment before drifting off to sleep, she felt the agonizing pain of her cleft asshole once more, wincing herself into dreams more pleasant than being split in half by her own waste.
No.526961
>nocturnal institute rife
>gains damage at night, loses damage during the day
this is some skyrim shit
No.526962
>>526960
Terrible formatting, can't read this shit.
No.526963
>>526962
Vriska straddled the porcelain throne cautiously, as if afraid of something leaping up at her from within its watery depths and striking her exposed no-no zone. Her stomach rumbled deeply, the vibration reverberating through her midsection into her bowels, and a wave of tightness followed as every muscle in her torso contracted. She didn't have much time left. All she could do was tense herself, regret going back for seconds, thirds and fourths at the Mexican joint, and await the onslaught. She prayed quietly that it wouldn't be as bad as it felt, and, in a way, her prayers were answered as the first sloppy log slipped through her stressed sphincter and burned worse than she could ever have imagined.
The sweat-soaked blueblood's howls echoed through her empty apartment as wave after wave of spicy south American muck poured from her burning anus, splashing filthy water back up onto her grey behind. Vriska's sphincter contracted involuntarily, almost painfully, trying to force the torrent of shit to stop, only to be forced open by the amassing pressure. Her stomach churned and bulged in the wake of the log being forced through her intestine, and Vriska could barely stifle the agonized scream trapped in her lungs as it pushed against her anal opening. It was a monster, almost as thick as a fist and accompanied by more diarrhea than her tight, meaty shit-shaft could hold. Her bowels bulged and pushed until the pressure became unbearable and the huge shit could no longer be held. Vriska screamed openly, tears cascading down her cheeks. She clung to the toilet bowl desperately, knuckles white with effort as if the huge log could have blown her off. The spicy turd burned, and every push forced Vriska's sphincter to close again out of painful reflex. She began to sob deeply, scared of the monster she had bore inside her and desperate for it to be removed. She resolved, and gave one last push with all her might. Her battered anus tried, forcing out as much of it as possible until it reached the bloated midsection of the enormous stink-log. It refused to budge an inch any further, dangling halfway out of Vriska's asshole and far, far too dense and heavy to be forced out. Pressure continued to mount as diarrhea built up inside Vriska further, the spicy shit-water co-operating with the few bowel movements the trollgirl could muster to force it just a little bit more. The pain had become unbearable: it felt as if Vriska was being split in half by the gargantuan poop-load, and she had been reduced to nothing more than quiet, begging sobs for it to be over. The crap had broken her pride. She had been brought low by shit, her own shit, and just wanted it to be over.
As if sympathetic to her plight, the diarrhea continued mounting pressure. The watery waste eroded and forced the super-sized shit until, an opening. It began as any dam-break does, with a dribble. The stinky brown shit-syrup, every drop struggling to be the first, breaking away more and more of the turd until it finally collapsed, its integrity weakened and broken until the gigantic shit was no more, sliced in two by the last ounce of strength in Vriska's asshole contracting it shut. The dam broke, and the torrential wave of poopy brown water poured forth from her abused anus, spraying with such force that the splash painted her pasty grey skin a dirty, dripping brown. As the last few waves left her intestines and her stomach began to deflate from its bloated, bulging state Vriska's deep sobs were peppered with relieved sighs, though the cascade of tears down her stained cheeks didn't cease for a moment. She slumped over, panting heavily, hands aching from squeezing, still burning a deep burn anally, but thankful that it was over, and desperate for a nap. Vriska raised an arm weakly, fumbling for the toilet roll. She found nothing, except an empty cardboard cylinder. But she was beyond caring. Regaining her strength for a moment, Vriska took to her feet, feeling them tingle as blood returned to her extremities. She pulled her pants up, staining her underwear brown with the dirty filth-water that had drenched her grey booty, and stumbled into her room to collapse on her bed. In the quiet moment before drifting off to sleep, she felt the agonizing pain of her cleft asshole once more, wincing herself into dreams more pleasant than being split in half by her own waste.
No.526964
Dave couldn’t believe his luck. Then again most people would consider his particular situation to be lucky. Or even good for that manner. But if there was one thing dave was, it was making the best out of a situation. No matter how weird and bizarre it was. And so here he was. Standing in front of various characters from veggie tales all with a look a lust upon their face. Larry looked the most excited. Of course the cucumber would be. Dave always figured Larry as the most depraved of the group. That stupid, goofy personality. That sexy buck tooth grins on his face. Those wanting eyes. Larry would be the deviant. Dave couldn’t help but shrug his shoulders at that fact. He then got to business and grabbed the fruity cucumber. His poured the special KY jelly on the vegetable. He then spread it evenly across the surface. With the prep work done, he removed his pants and underwear and dropped to his knees. The little cucumber’s eyes widened in shock and horror. “Jesus kid what are you doing?” Larry asked. Dave didn’t even bother to reply as he placed the cucumber underneath his hungry anus. Slowly he lowed himself upon the cucumber.
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No.526966
Larry was aghast with horror at what he was witnessing. He screamed and begged for the kid to stop but slowly dave lowered himself upon Larry’s head until the two came into contact. Dave grunted as he slowly pushed the terrified cucumber into his ass. All the while grow excited at inflicting such misery. Dave gradually pushed the cucumber into himself. Pulling and and pushing in. Every time he would push more and more into himself and feel the screaming plant ride against his prostate. At first it was a slow grind. But as he built up speed he found himself in a haze of ecstasy. He needed more. He slammed down aganst the plant feeling the pleasure building. Eventually instinct took control and he needed more stimulation. And what should be there standing in front of him? Eyes wide in horror. Mouth open, but silent. Bob the tomato. Dave figured it would be a good time to finally shut that little bastard up and make himself feel good at the same time. He grabbed the shocked plant and placed it near his stiff dick.
No.526967
Bob had always considered himself a good Christian. He always thought that the wicked would be punished and the pure would be rewarded. And yet here, before his very eyes, his closest friend was being violated in the worst sort of way. His friend Larry had been reduced to nothing more than a means to pleasure some sick kid’s sexual desires. He couldn’t look away as Larry was forced up the kid’s ass. As every time he was allowed to breath he would scream and beg for the kid to stop. And yet the kid did nothing but increase his motions. Grinding faster and faster against his friend. Bob thought it couldn’t get worse. He was to discover it could. Dave grabbed him firmly. He placed the terrified tomato directly in front of his stiff member. “Suck it” was all he said. Bob was too terrified and confused to understand. Dave simply went with it and shoved his dick into the vegetable’s mouth. At first slowly but then firmly. The pleasure got the best of him and he then plunged his dick into bob until it broke the skin. Dave was consumed by pleasure now. Slamming as hard as he could against the cucumber while his dick slammed in and out of the tomato. Stimulation got the best of him and his dick burst out a thick wade of semen.
No.526968
No.526969
>>526968
He slowly pulled the cucumber out his ass and removed the now dead tomato from his dick. He tossed both inside his trash bin. Dave then began to clean himself up, not at least before disposing any evidence of his deeds. No need for Bro to find out. But in the dark and dirty bin Larry knew. He knew everything that had transpired. And the memories haunted him. Bob was silent. He made not a single noise nor even reacted to Larry’s words. Larry slowly moved toward his old friend. Ever cautious of what might await him. Larry wished he could call out to bob. But he found himself to traumatized to even open his mouth.
No.526970
i was going to go find some fetish porn i jacked off to but none of them seemed good enough
No.526972
who the fuck was in charge of designing a kids show and thought up "ok so they're all sentient vegetables and highly religious"
why would vegetables worship jesus
wait, was jesus also a vegetable in that universe? was jesus, like, a fucking cauliflower or something?
No.526973
>>526972
i think the point was they wanted kids to eat vegetables AND be bible nuts, so they just combined them and hoped for the best
No.526975
>>526972
I would never worship a cauliflower
He'd have to be at least a potato
No.526978
>>526972
yeah what idiots
they should have made them talking animals, that always works
No.526979
Most of the time I wish that my dreams are reality and reality are dreams...But no matter how I escape from reality it just always follow me even in my dreams...
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>>526982
someone make a peridot image of this
No.526990
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No.526995
>>526988
stop impersonating me
No.526996
No.526997
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No.526998
ben belongs in the ground
No.526999
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No.527000
it doesn't matter who is posting the garbage
what matters is they need to fuck off
No.527001
>>526994
man i don't really hate poju but I've never really liked his art that much
No.527003
>>526999
>grows boobs
>loses boobs
what is the point
No.527005
>>527003
The boobs went to his balls
No.527007
>>527002
I'm gonna murder Peridot!
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No.527012
>>527006
he can just start running and be athletic now
what does exercise have to do with making noise, does he do it indoors?
No.527013
>>526997
Hi Joey!
>>527010
>tumblr
>not using it for waifu searching.
No.527014
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No.527016
>>527013
waifu is a blanket term for any anime/game/comic character! kill yourself!
No.527017
does anyone here even have a personality
No.527018
>>527017
get a schtick it's easier to remember
No.527019
No.527021
>>527017
is memer a personality
No.527022
>>527017
me, you, everyone
No.527023
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>>527020
on days like these, I wish I could go outside at all.
No.527024
>>527008
who was the patient 0 of angelfagging
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No.527029
>>527023
Homestuck Admiral please leave
No.527030
WESLEY
VS
TEAM NEPPER POSTER
No.527031
>>527024
I dunno, it was a meme for a while.
No.527032
reminder that homestuck admiral betrayed us for /sug/
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No.527034
>>527031
did you really need to save the copypasta
No.527035
>>527031
can you make a thread for those angels
No.527036
No.527039
I remember being Devil 2.0
No.527040
>>527031
anon please I really need those angels
No.527042
>>527031
I remember drawing four of those images
No.527043
>>527040
dont worry, you'll be seeing lots of angels soon
*shoots youre brain's out*
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>>527043
>implying he'll go to heaven
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>>527054
I'm aware I didn't feel like doing it.
No.527057
>>527055
[Metallix Voice] DIE!
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No.527059
>>527058
me too man I miss him so much
No.527060
anyone wants new angel lewds?
No.527061
>>527060
i'll take some if you got em
feels kinda skeevy considering shes a real person but if its done well I won't say no
No.527064
how do we fictionify angel
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No.527066
>tfw a giant angel will never dangle you over her colossal open mouth before dropping you in
No.527067
all of you
are simply the worst
No.527068
this sis simply the worst
No.527070
>>527009
the page isn't loading for me
i guess i'll never live in a great big way ever again....
i'll just try it later, thanks for uploading fam
No.527072
>>527071
It's only off for like a month so we don't get crossies coming in for Gristmas.
No.527073
>>527072
what's stoppin them
No.527074
>>527061
Right outta the oven
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No.527076
>>527073
Nothing, but it's better than advertising it.
No.527077
Angel seems actually super nice.
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No.527080
>>527078
It's not breaking any rules......
No.527081
>>527074
saved tbh
sorry angel
No.527082
Hey it's all Over YouTube these days.
No.527083
does angel even go here
thought she'd be dead by now
No.527084
>>527080
i didn't say it was
now delete it
No.527086
i feel bad for all of this angel lust since its a real person but i can't resist
No.527087
>>527083
She's been coming here once in a while lately
No.527088
No.527089
Even I see her sometimes, and this place is trash.
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No.527092
>>527083
She still comes here sometimes.
She just made some AT art too
No.527093
angelsexualizers are the same people who sexualize nepeta
i fucking know it in my heart
they must all die
No.527094
When his wife looked back, she was turned into a Pillar of Salt.
Wasn't Salt worth a lot back in the ancient times? Why not a Pillar of Ash?
No.527095
>>527083
i thought youd be dead by now
life is full of little disappointments
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No.527097
sans ain't that difficult
No.527098
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No.527099
it's fricking snowing, lads
No.527100
>>527095
nothing changes when you're 18
No.527101
>>527098
>Not True Reset
top kek
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>>527098
toriel is a bad character
No.527104
What can I say, I could never say No twice.
also lol
No.527105
>>527097
sans is pure memshit
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No.527108
why is it when angel is brought up, phantos loses his shit
No.527109
Is Phantos spamming can I report him
No.527110
>>527105
undertale became shit like weeks ago
i can't believe i administrate the undertale wiki
No.527111
>>527110
i meant memoshit
as in learn it and you can't die
No.527112
Report me, see what happens.
No.527114
oh
I forgot to save that angel help
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No.527116
zwid is gay and he smells
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>>527114
it is for the best
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>>527128
which boat is the trash boat
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