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No.527354
You're so fast to judge and to move, HSG.
No.527355
Poopydot, I say! Poopydot!
No.527358
Thread theme, music's in your head (all in your head)
No.527661
http://imgur.com/gallery/txXhv
I don't think they're meant to be characters from anything
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No.527668
something ate my weed seedlings...
No.527669
File: 1447780174510.png (623.87 KB, 1280x718, 640:359, SU - Back to the Barn.mp4_….png)
No.527670
[squeaky, muffled, from underground] ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵈ ᶫᵐᵃᵒ
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No.527674
>>527672
that's not a hsg thread
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No.527676
>actually somehow manage to make a well-paying career out of getting paid to write poorly for video games
>decide to shove my agenda into it and consequently lose the easiest job in the world
burch...
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No.527682
it's a beautiful day to do yardwork, I guess, although it's a beautifuler day to do almost anything else
No.527683
>>527682
are you going to spend it shitposting
No.527685
this man was literally paid a sizeable salary, enough for a family to live off of, to steal reddit memes and format them in dialogue form
but he just couldn't quite keep his cuck in check
No.527687
No.527688
>>527683
hopefully not, I'm supposed to rake leaves and, unrelatedly, get a call about whether or not I got the second interview for a job
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>>527687
not clicking, but what is this
No.527703
>cyber slut says she hates everybody in her life but me
this is probably mental illness levels of obsession
very epic
No.527704
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No.527705
>>527702
wes will never forget how hard he was cucked, even if he tries
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No.527709
why has my grundle been so fucking itchy fams
No.527711
haha, what if it was "See You Seek Amy" instead of "If You Seek Amy"? that would be funny
No.527712
to be cucked-upon by joey... damn.... how does one even begin to recover......
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No.527719
*teleports behind anita*
the patriarchy sends their regards....
*unsheathes katana*
No.527720
No.527721
>>527720
*ignores u and continutes 2 fite*
No.527722
season 6, episode 24: miles, an engineer, thinks his daughter should live a short difficult life trying to survive alone in the wilderness because it's "where she belongs" and doctors are evil
No.527724
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No.527726
h-hey guys I'm... epic too
No.527727
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No.527732
File: 1447782811110.png (235.72 KB, 868x692, 217:173, tumblr_naruswZlv11sr6sdjo1….png)
Cold enough for socks, fam.
No.527733
Wesley would you suck on Peridot's epic little toesies woesies
No.527734
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No.527736
I am bestowing this to Wes, so that he might become Peridot, and finally marry Joey.
Happily ever after.
No.527738
do you know what we do with unepic cunts around here?
No.527740
No.527741
>>527731
yeah, my hairy anus
No.527742
>>527740
I think you're cool, man.
No.527744
i wish overdosing on weed was possible so phantos could get himself killed already
No.527745
>tfw halfway into this cup of coffee and I still don't want to do yardwork
what's even the point
No.527746
>>527719
*its a hologram*
*anita hologram flickers away and is replaced by a giant rotating hologram of her patreon's URL*
No.527747
>>527742
a personal appeal to kill yourself
No.527748
File: 1447783362786.jpg (65.94 KB, 218x247, 218:247, tumblr_inline_n70v2htxoS1r….jpg)
No.527749
>>527746
my quest to defeat feminism continues... but i will never rest while the socjus walk the earth...
No.527750
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Lucy Liu, Sandra Bullock, and Cote de Pablo
No.527751
>>527749
Then what will you do? Rest? Finally? I doubt it.
No.527752
Feminism Vs FACTS (Anita Sarkeesian DESTROYED!)
No.527753
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part 4 is coming out in april
No.527755
part 1 is coming out in summer 2015
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No.527760
>>527755
wasn't it spring 2015
actually wasn't it the whole game in 2014
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No.527764
what even is smosh
some band?
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No.527766
whats your favorite reddit meme
No.527767
>>527765
yeah but doing what
singing
let's playing
what
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No.527769
>>527767
they were one of the first groups on youtube to get big
they just do whatever videos
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>>527771
Proud to be of service.
No.527774
How do I become as epic as Phantos?
No.527775
i want a lemur gf
fuzzy little dreamer gf
No.527776
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No.527778
>>527774
drugs
lots of them
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No.527784
the great lake of memes, hidden now from sight
No.527786
Leavin' now, be back later.
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No.527788
katnep fuckin shits *rifle shot* katnep fuckin SHITS *rifle shot*
No.527789
>>527788
fortunately, the hull of our ship is bulletproof
No.527791
>>527775
look, it's not hard
7 syllables each line
make the word before "gf" on each line rhyme
that's it
that's the whole meme
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No.527793
>>527791
how the fuck were we suppose to know this
No.527794
>>527791
i don't give a shit about the syllables tbh
No.527795
>WOOOOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
>BUGGED MEME MECHANICS
No.527796
>>527793
it goes
to a fucking tune
No.527797
it's a stupid shitty meme
No.527798
i want a memer gf
doesn't know the tuner gf
No.527799
i want a peridot gf
a smol and makes bots gf
No.527800
want a poopybutt gf
three hundred eighty pounds gf
No.527801
>>527798
>memer and tuner don't rhyme
>>527799
>first line is 8 syllables
>>527800
>everything
you fucked it up, you all fucked it up, holy SHIT hsg come on get it together
No.527802
No.527803
i want a peri gf
would take an eri gf
No.527804
>>527803
good
excellent
the tune matched
i am pleased
No.527805
I want a grant gf
anon is gonna rant gf
No.527806
i want an autistic gf
cares about dumb shit like this gf
No.527807
>>527801
>>527804
i have a feeling that this is little mouse
No.527808
No.527809
i want a joey gf
gives good blowey gf
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No.527813
https://youtu.be/Scu81EW4UC8?t=49s
listen to the part where cyndi lauper says
>"unspoken expectations"
>"ideals you used to play with"
the want gf song is the same notes as those lines, only slightly faster
there, now you know. so there's no FUCKING excuse.
meme appropriately
No.527814
No.527815
>>527813
I want a I'm not clicking gf
not even reading gf
No.527816
topolina
fantasia
dell'amore mio
vieni alla finestra
topoli~na
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No.527818
i want a fart fart fart fart gf
a fart fart fart fart fart fart gf
No.527819
want a glaivetarded gf
gets triple carted gf
No.527820
>>527813
Why didn't you embed the video though
No.527821
>>527820
i wanted to link right at the time of those lyrics
40 seconds of synth meandering is something no one should have to wait through in 2015
No.527822
*ahem*
mi mi mi miiiii~
i want a qt gf
a negrobooty gf
No.527823
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No.527824
>>527822
how do we get rid of the waifufags
No.527825
what about the quiet, mature waifufags.
No.527826
>>527825
I meant waifuanon fags
No.527827
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No.527828
>>527824
waifu and i actually lived very close to each other
she offered to take my virginity way back in the day
sometimes i wonder "what if"
No.527829
i want a phantos gf
confuses me with his posts gf
No.527830
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No.527831
No.527832
i want a meme sperg gf
complains when people dont meme correctly gf
No.527833
i don't want a peridot gf
never a poopydot! poopydot! gf
No.527834
>>527829
Sorry, I'm taken, but you can find plenty of people just like me right here on HSG. They just don't post with a name on.
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No.527838
>>527828
Holy shit I actually remember that
No.527839
good thing my mother installed those new windows
so the neighbours cant hear her shouting like a crazy person to the dog
No.527840
i want a wesley gf
spams poop constantly gf
No.527841
i want a scary obsessive gf
molests me and isn't pensive gf
No.527843
File: 1447787826951.png (243.2 KB, 1280x1099, 1280:1099, tumblr_nxvmlggqL81udnasso2….png)
I want a tiny wesley to smooch
No.527845
suddenly my entire mouth tastes like a fish swam into it a week ago and died
what's the deal
No.527846
>>527844
>Ghost
You sir have good taste
No.527847
>>527842
>>527843
FUCK OFF AND DIE
No.527849
No.527850
>>527845
friends this is quite distressing actually
No.527851
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No.527854
>>527852
the hell is that thing?
No.527855
>>527853
that just looks like a smiley tbh
"u"
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No.527860
>>527859
are you the mouth guy
seek medical aid
No.527861
>>527859
Check if there's any red zones
No.527862
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No.527863
why does making pictures larger get rid of the text
No.527864
No.527865
>all the racism and islamophobia everywhere following the attack in paris
i constantly forget most people are reactionary and stupid
No.527866
>>527865
I don't know why the site defaulted to this language, either some weird fuck up happened or they have a sense of humor.
No.527867
>>527843
>peridot will never vore wesley, making him burn alive in her stomach acid, and turn him into poop
feels bad
No.527868
No.527870
islam is a religion of peace uwu
No.527871
>>527865
stop saving anime reaction images
No.527872
Kill all religious people
No.527873
>>527865
islamaphobia isn't a phobia
phobias are irrational fears ;^)
No.527874
>>527865
It's alright man, you just have to get through life one day at a time. Fear is everywhere but it is up to you and me to beat it back.
Every day I wake up afraid of the world, but everyone I speak to helps me realize that it isn't so bad.
Thanks Dido.
No.527875
>>527873
-phobia doesn't mean irrational, it just means fear of
It can be irrational, but isn't inherently.
No.527876
>>527875
phobia
ˈfəʊbɪə/Submit
noun
an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something.
"she suffered from a phobia about birds"
synonyms: abnormal fear, irrational fear, obsessive fear, fear, dread, horror, terror, dislike, hatred, loathing, detestation, distaste, aversion, antipathy, revulsion, repulsion; More
No.527877
>>527875
where did you leave your reading comprehension at my dude
No.527878
No.527879
>>527876
Thanks for googling that anon, now maybe you should read it.
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No.527882
>>527865
yeah, it's pretty bad.
allegedly the goal of these attacks, aside from just killing niggas they don't like, is to drive a wedge between western muslims and the rest of their society to increase the chances of them joining the caliphate.
and i guess it's working.
in another sense, it is kinda annoying that people jumped to attacking/defending islam pretty much immediately. i've seen people on facebook saying western muslims are the "real victims" of these attacks, who we should being truly feeling bad for. and it's like, no, i'm pretty sure the people who got murdered for no reason are the victims, man. i'm gonna venture to say being dead forever is worse than having people act more racist toward you, even if both suck.
No.527883
*does nothing*
*is smug about it*
No.527884
>>527883
this but I soil myself
No.527885
>>527882
The most annoying part of this is all the tumblr shits who won't shut up about how "Everyone's being racist because no one gave massive media attention to every single attack that's happened in the past year".
Only people worse than them are the vegans.
No.527886
>>527883
Nothing wrong with lounging, homie.
No.527887
Like it's literally the same thing about "black/all lives matter" except "in reverse".
No.527888
>>527879
In a normal context when someone uses the word "phobia" it is intended as irrational fear of something
Then again americunts can't speak their own language because most of them are immigrants
No.527889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXD0vv-ds8
Thanks again to whoever shared this one with me.
No.527891
>>527885
it's not racist, it's just context
it's not like people are freaking out because "oh no a bunch of white people died oh noooo", they're freaking out because of where it happened.
the middle east is essentially a gigantic tribal warzone in the minds of almost everyone outside of it. people expect death there.
it wouldn't have mattered if everyone who died in the attacks was black. people would still be just as horrified and outraged because they still all got murdered just having a good time in club in paris. it's the situation, race only factors in if you're looking at the situation and actively wanting it to.
No.527892
>>527882
>allegedly the goal of these attacks, aside from just killing niggas they don't like, is to drive a wedge between western muslims and the rest of their society to increase the chances of them joining the caliphate.
i don't think you have to cover your butt and say "allegedly", that part is obvious to anyone with a triple digit iq
No.527893
>>527888
One of the more common uses of "phobia" is arachnophobia, and quite a few spiders can fuck you up. You'd also have to get into what you're going to define irrational as, because if someone's had some real bad experiences with spiders before in a "normal" setting it wouldn't be irrational.
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No.527897
>>527893
“An abnormal reaction to an abnormal situation is normal behavior.” -Viktor Frankl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqMHtu7Lh8o
No.527898
No.527899
>>527892
well i dunno, i think it's kinda hard to nail down specific goals for isis outside of gaining power and religious genocide.
poisoning western attitudes toward muslims to potentially increase the number of people running off to join them would indeed make them powerful, but it's also very predictive and i feel like it could be argued that isis just wanted to terrorize and kill and additional defectors are more like just gravy rather than the goal of the whole thing
No.527901
>>527895
ben...................
No.527905
*shits on this entire thread*
No.527907
>>527905
[nothing changed]
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No.527909
>>527905
wes...................
No.527911
>>527908
But that's just a worse thread.
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No.527920
>>527908
can you die already
No.527931
No.527952
>>527950
Bless You!
Now move the fuck on.
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No.528020
No.528023
>tfw layoffs, pivoting
oh god oh god hoooo maaaaaan
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