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File: 1447809555423.png (15.89 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1447722095781.png)

 No.528496

 No.528500

wes = poop


 No.528501

peri = poop


 No.528502

>>528500

>>528501

a match made in heaven


 No.528503

wesley cucked through time and space


 No.528504

File: 1447809760626.gif (1.13 MB, 331x1003, 331:1003, 1392488168388.gif)

me talking to hsg I stg


 No.528506

I want to protect Joey! I want to make Joey happy!

Killing people when Joey says to! Earning her love!


 No.528507

Is there any wesley/peridot art


 No.528508

File: 1447810052608.jpg (46.31 KB, 570x356, 285:178, o-CHINESE-CROSS-570.jpg)

what WON'T people do for Joey?


 No.528509

File: 1447810125090.png (59.16 KB, 500x429, 500:429, tumblr_nxvmlggqL81udnasso2….png)

>>528507

Now even I've saved that one.


 No.528510

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.528512

I prefer Pleather for Breakfast.


 No.528513

we're going through these threads so quickly with the fucked up posting

i mean it doesn't matter but it's weird


 No.528514

the last one lasted like 2.5 hours, which is minuscule for modern hsg


 No.528515

>>528506

this but unironically


 No.528516

File: 1447810331219.png (181.6 KB, 600x624, 25:26, CQumSMBVAAAKlbv.png)

So who gives a sweet fuck how many threads you go through, it's the middle of the week. Don't you want to have a little goddamn FUN?

Heh. Sorry...


 No.528517

>>528514

it's almost as if we should ban the people who post too much....


 No.528518

File: 1447810387223.gif (481.06 KB, 320x239, 320:239, 9wkk4m.gif)

I wholeheartedly agree.


 No.528519

File: 1447810564865.jpg (67.31 KB, 768x576, 4:3, 1447707235048.jpg)


 No.528520

File: 1447810630689.jpeg (65.63 KB, 500x591, 500:591, bSQ8mMNZkk4cjLppSgVQukmx.jpeg)


 No.528521

File: 1447810638696.jpg (158.14 KB, 736x1032, 92:129, tumblr_nxafbjqBoq1sctutso1….jpg)


 No.528522

File: 1447810673594.jpg (28.96 KB, 284x325, 284:325, flowers-for-algernon_qapkz….jpg)


 No.528523

DUDE GUNS LMAO


 No.528524

File: 1447810760387.jpg (17.6 KB, 254x400, 127:200, 11298.jpg)


 No.528525

Goodnight for now, you lovely chucklestucks.


 No.528526

gun spam i did not miss


 No.528527

guns that send textses


 No.528528

post pipe rifles


 No.528529

File: 1447810978016.jpg (53.1 KB, 736x493, 736:493, tumblr_nw5t9uHgjz1sctutso1….jpg)


 No.528530

why does khan complain so much


 No.528531

gun boobs


 No.528532

>>528530

fuck off skypenig


 No.528533

bullet nipples


 No.528534

a clit that is just a bullet


 No.528535

File: 1447811352162.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.528536

TRAVIS IT'S CUCK OR CUCKED


 No.528538

File: 1447812068918.jpg (659.87 KB, 1280x852, 320:213, tumblr_nrzl72RztR1sdxszuo1….jpg)

>>528537


 No.528539

File: 1447812084945.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.528540

soon, hsg...

if not thursday... then next tuesday... or something...

it'll be epic!


 No.528541

>>528540

you're not epic


 No.528542

>>528541

i'm very epic


 No.528543

he's epic...


 No.528544

tfw youve sent sponge your mouth and he doesn't even know it


 No.528545

>>528544

w-what???


 No.528546

File: 1447813079183.png (915.53 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, G0fMQxY.png)


 No.528547

Sam "i like to lick the mouth marks on drinking glasses" Spongelord


 No.528548

File: 1447813173459.jpg (10.62 KB, 200x291, 200:291, 2ea.jpg)

>>528546

NO NO NO NO NO


 No.528549

HATE BEN


 No.528550

>>528547

>not licking the mouth marks on drinking glasses


 No.528551


 No.528552

File: 1447813398455.png (226.35 KB, 659x903, 659:903, 1447530670632.png)


 No.528553


 No.528554

>>528552

yes keep going


 No.528555

hello police


 No.528556

File: 1447813539208.png (258.54 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1447521496150.png)


 No.528557

>>528546

>>528552

post more of these kids pls, preferably naked :o)


 No.528558


 No.528559

File: 1447813658354.png (171.87 KB, 361x691, 361:691, 1387415318955.png)


 No.528560

does wonks trip work here

i remember it not working


 No.528561

File: 1447813681189.jpg (81.44 KB, 800x533, 800:533, image.jpg)


 No.528562

wait no that was hellstriders wasnt it


 No.528563

>>528560

only secure trips dont work


 No.528564

>>528561

he looks significantly more masculine after cutting off his dick


 No.528565

>>528564

see: body hair


 No.528566

>>528564

because it was a feminine dick


 No.528567

>>528565

i know right, it's disgusting


 No.528568

where's the rest of it


 No.528569

>>528567

not as ugly as your face


 No.528570

cut off your dick and become a man


 No.528571

my friend has wilson's disease

i'm worried about him...


 No.528572

>>528571

sounds sexy


 No.528573

File: 1447814517138.jpg (305.99 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 277890_screenshots_2014-07….jpg)

shantae needs to be in smash


 No.528574

>>528572

no... it's, what i like to call, anti-epic... anti-epic for the lose


 No.528575

>>528573

I unironically want goku in now, because why not we have cloud. We really need to hammer home this is 2005 sprite comics


 No.528577

>>528575

I'm still mad at the fact that Cloud is in despite never even appearing in a game that was on a nintendo console


 No.528578

>another person trying to force hsg on /trash/


 No.528579

>>528578

i wonder if pom goes there


 No.528580

File: 1447815113861.png (1.35 MB, 1215x747, 135:83, ClipboardImage.png)

>>528577

He technically appeared in that shitty final fantasy card game.

Also this.

But yea it's really stupid.


 No.528581

>>528532

>sky

>penig

What


 No.528582

File: 1447816193167.jpg (36.42 KB, 221x255, 13:15, 1400950309990.jpg)


 No.528583

>>528577

>>528580

>cloud

>ff7

>originally intended for the 64DD


 No.528584

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.528585

File: 1447816545969.jpg (16.67 KB, 208x156, 4:3, Bonifacius_I.jpg)


 No.528586

>>528583

yea, that thing that made a huge rift between nintendo and sony

and ended up not being on a nintendo console anyway


 No.528587

>>528586

that was the SNES Playstation

not the 64DD


 No.528588


 No.528589

>>528587

Right, sorry, I'm th8nking of mother 3.


 No.528590

The skeletons are still there


 No.528591

File: 1447818735096.jpg (812.44 KB, 900x1126, 450:563, 1445307493616.jpg)


 No.528592

who is ready to genocide


 No.528593

why do I always get so into my TTRPG characters. alternatively: why am I so good at making up TTRPG characters


 No.528594

File: 1447819167004.jpg (124.17 KB, 500x800, 5:8, 1447799863161.jpg)


 No.528595

bad lads bad lads

watcha gonna do

watcha gonna do when they meme on you


 No.528596

>>528591

>>528594

and kill yourself ben


 No.528597

File: 1447819390304.png (58.67 KB, 322x383, 322:383, 1447804515563.png)


 No.528598

File: 1447819397652.gif (3.53 KB, 150x120, 5:4, 1368994257402.gif)


 No.528599

i feel like it's my fuggin destiny to stop ben


 No.528600

bored in MY ass my ass is death

death ass, ass of death

kill kill ass kill death ass


 No.528601

skype kills


 No.528602

im smearing my butt butter on the windows to signal the minions


 No.528603

im running out of plump penis pickles to feed them


 No.528604

no.... my butt butter...


 No.528605

*beats head like a retard*


 No.528606


 No.528607

File: 1447821039484.jpg (85.01 KB, 490x386, 245:193, 1348029700650.jpg)


 No.528608

>manga i like is getting an anime

not gonna watch it because anime is for autismos but i hope it makes people translate the manga faster


 No.528610

File: 1447821155272.png (215.45 KB, 500x380, 25:19, 8AVbU3g.png)

I had awful dreams of patriotism and shit, thanks HSG.


 No.528611

why is it so hard to figure out when I was fucking born


 No.528612

>>528611

like, time of day, not birthday. I know when my birthday is


 No.528613

Why does knowing when you were born interest you, saltlick?


 No.528614

why stop ben when you could

join ben

in holy matrimony


 No.528615

>why stop ben

???


 No.528616

>>528614

what do you think ben as a husband would be like


 No.528617

>>528616

well he wouldn't be one wearing the pants, that's for sure


 No.528618

>>528616

I've had some fantasies about being someone's "wife", cooking and cleaning and shit


 No.528619

>>528618

when you dream, what do you look like as a girl

do you look exactly the same


 No.528620

>>528618

Live the fantasy, it's a lot of fun.


 No.528621


 No.528622

>>528619

On a few occasions I've looked at myself in the mirror and liked my face. Pretty few.

Also in this scenario I'm not even a girl, just married to some guy but the "wife".


 No.528623

>>528613

I have friends who care about astrology, so I'm looking up my natal chart


 No.528624

File: 1447822108073.jpg (491.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1420831905242.jpg)


 No.528625

>>528623

Ah! I was born around 3 AM, does that mean much?


 No.528626

>>528622

I look like a mix of shapes in the mirror on days I don't like how I look. I've only very recently been able to look at myself and smile with teeth.

Thanks in part to you guys, thank you all!


 No.528627

File: 1447822350055.gif (73.84 KB, 69x120, 23:40, 1447814234814.gif)


 No.528628

>>528625

you are a latent homosexual pedofur with a hidden predilection for animal scat


 No.528629

>>528625

not to me, no

I think it might mean your rising sign is, like. Capricorn or Sagittarius? the rising sign changes every two hours so I assume if I put in 12:00 pm and got Cancer that makes yours one of those two


 No.528630

File: 1447822485198.gif (869.71 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nce60kxOO71rbnx7io1….gif)

>>528628

wrong. I'm an openly gay, secretly genderfluid bread winner whose only wish is to stay at home and be a home maker.

And no one cares if you jerk it to furry porn.


 No.528631

iirc I was born at 10:12 pm and I've always been sort of upset I wasn't born a minute later

I don't know what they count as the birth time though.


 No.528632

>>528631

what's special about 10:13?


 No.528633

@528624 how to unlock wolverine in hl2??


 No.528634

>>528630

>And no one cares if you jerk it to furry porn.

keep on telling yourself that


 No.528635

l/a/ds

i love my waifu


 No.528636

>using @ instead of >

d*mn that is some next level ironyposting


 No.528637

a/s/l?


 No.528638

>born at 4:13 am

are you fucking kidding me


 No.528639

I'll just let this steady stream of gay pornography to keep coming my way because it is directly from the person I love the most.

Furry porn is just porn, I'll buy that lie out of my BF's mouth any day.


 No.528640

>>528632

My birthday is 10/13 so it would have been cool to be born at 10:13 on 10/13


 No.528641

>>528640

ohhh

I thought maybe you'd meant "earlier" and then it would've been 10:11, but that makes more sense

hey everybody, post your natal charts


 No.528642

>>528640

join isil ben


 No.528643

what's the difference between isis and isil


 No.528644

>>528643

Archer.


 No.528645

>>528643

nothing


 No.528646

i wear an isim


 No.528647

https://youtu.be/MI4g6vri2OA

time to figure out dinner, ttyl.


 No.528648

File: 1447823494144.gif (14.39 KB, 500x600, 5:6, Saltlick's natal chart.gif)

rising sign, sun sign (the one everyone knows), and moon sign are supposed to be the most important

sun sign is like. outward personality, moon sign is inner self, and rising is, uh. I can't honestly boil it down to anything that makes sense, but I guess you just mash up the sun sign stereotypes with the rising and moon sign stereotypes?


 No.528649

>>528648

what the fuck does this mean


 No.528650

>>528649

fuck if I know. apparently I'm sensitive and insecure, and also stubborn and materialistic, and also proud and showoff-y?


 No.528651

>>528650

youre a little bitch


 No.528652

>>528651

well shit, I didn't need the stars to tell me that


 No.528653

why do all british guys look the same


 No.528654

cunny go wee wee!

pussy go pee pee!


 No.528655

how to be loved on HSG:

Step 1: Be a woman

Congrats! You did it!


 No.528656

File: 1447826904813.jpg (573.5 KB, 1280x1727, 1280:1727, pizza slut.jpg)


 No.528657

>>528655

you a goddamn fool


 No.528658

>>528652

I think you're cool, Saltlick. I'm a Gemini, if that wasn't a guess.


 No.528659

File: 1447828810211.png (754.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.528660

File: 1447831571728.jpg (1.78 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20151019_025446.jpg)

what if I could sleep like a normal person, huh? what if that?

in lieu of a reaction image have the Fannie Farmer chocolate chip cookie recipe

>>528658

thank you!


 No.528661

hey i don't come around much anymore

does hsg still have the fatlust


 No.528662

tdfw (that dysphoria feel when)

only tumblr ppl will get this


 No.528664

>>528661

yea

lust for this fat dick


 No.528665

>>528661

whoevers still left here has bad fetishes (except me), so probably a few fatlusters here


 No.528666

File: 1447833278618.gif (803.73 KB, 500x715, 100:143, G2XaBR4.gif)


 No.528667

Hey. It's almost time for me to go to bed. Talk to you chucklestucks later.


 No.528668

>>528665

fatlust isn't a bad fetish

it's an AMERICAN fetish


 No.528669

File: 1447833420164.jpg (52.32 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tumblr_m0ur1g8LA71qe2g64o1….jpg)

Lust for the yumgasm, obtain pink ice cream.


 No.528670

File: 1447833438347.png (46.87 KB, 593x585, 593:585, sleepy kitten chaz ver.png)

>>528667

goo night


 No.528671

File: 1447833499710.png (18.85 KB, 155x156, 155:156, tumblr_inline_n6jxx96VGL1q….png)

>>528670

Goodnight, friend.


 No.528672

i want to talk to my friend so bad but i think his laptop finally fucked up for good


 No.528673

my friend is the best person in the whole world i love him so much


 No.528674

im going to tongue his cornhole


 No.528675

stuff is bobhole with my piggy puck


 No.528676

why this board not show up iun search


 No.528677

>>528676

grant hid it cause gristmas


 No.528678


 No.528679

does anyone know that britney spears song that people said was about killing children or something


 No.528680

nvm


 No.528681

tfw sitting on the toilet fapping with just your imagination


 No.528682

fukc kill klllLLLL shittttttttttttttt


 No.528683

File: 1447836556028.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.528685

i love my friend soo so so so so much he is amazing in every way i love being around him i loooooooooooooooooove my friend


 No.528687

>>528686

little does she know that i dont ever unfilter her posts and just respond with shitposts


 No.528689

>>528688

would you ever suck my poop


 No.528692

dont reply to kikes, fam :)


 No.528693

>>528692

thats a slur


 No.528694

>>528693

eat the curb, nigger


 No.528695

>>528683

gesundheit


 No.528696

>>528694

what the heck


 No.528703

LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME


 No.528705

>>528703

WOAH OH OH


 No.528707

>>528705

you're listening to K-DST

ASHES TO ASHES

DUST

TO DUST


 No.528709

desperate attention whoring at its "finest" lol


 No.528712

an AU where vfan doesn't immediately shoot herself in the foot when attempting to get unbanned


 No.528714

>>528712

i even gave her a fair chance a month or two ago, she shat all over my offer (that i gave to her after she wrote a huge essay begging me)

the posting is honestly entirely for the attention, which is super duper sad!!!!


 No.528718

>>528714

yeah

(you should still ban phantos tho)


 No.528719

>>528718

there is a large difference between intentionally spamming and posting a lot of nonsense

i would be more likely to ban people who randomly dump images nobody cares about without text (see also: wesley and his green turd, kind of megane)


 No.528720

running hsg is the white man's burden, tbqh


 No.528723

nice

i just realized a more optimized way of banning someone and deleting their posts


 No.528724

hsg should be a democracy

decide bans by strawpoll


 No.528725

>>528724

yes, because those surely will not be flooded by proxies


 No.528726

>>528725

that's democracy for you


 No.528730

democracy doesnt work


 No.528732

>>528730

neither do you


 No.528734

>>528732

you're right, not today


 No.528735

hsg how did you start lifting

i'm scared that my form will be shit and all the experienced guys will laugh at me


 No.528736

>>528723

does it get more optimized than [B&D], New Ban?


 No.528737

>>528736

middle click on [b] and [d+] so they open in new tabs

hit ban tab, submit ban

tab to delete tab, hit delete

so any posts made while doing the ban get hit right after the ban hits

it feels like it's more effective than [b&d] and [d+], since that'd make you go to a second post if one has been made at all


 No.528738

>>528737

oh that does make sense

i'm a dirty trackpad user so i can only open d+ in a new tab when ive got my mouse handy (for some reason ctrl+click doesnt do it), but that will be faster


 No.528739

>>528735

i just try it occasionally and fuck up my legs/arms for a week with my awful form, and then give up for another few months


 No.528740

homie suckies~


 No.528741

succ my cucc hsg pls....

just the tip......


 No.528742

bad time bones


 No.528743

i want to feel

a warm mouth


 No.528744

>>528735

i wanted to be stronger

you just watch a lot of videos about good form and start light and slowly

the most dangerous lift is the deadlift imo, i fucked up my back a week ago and it still hurts


 No.528745

File: 1447848477827.webm (1.36 MB, 800x520, 20:13, 1447848310474.webm)

*lightly caresses silky smooth turgid cock*

*lets it beat against belly*

today is the day of thirst


 No.528746

>>528745

which undertale is this


 No.528747

>>528745

did she get preg'd


 No.528748

>>528683

Gesundheit.


 No.528749


 No.528750

i asked if she got preg'd


 No.528751


 No.528752


 No.528753

>>528725

Only vris would be left


 No.528754

>>528753

i could embrace that fate


 No.528755

imagine

every post of every thread, a link to bgo


 No.528756

>>528755

Big girls orgasming?


 No.528757

File: 1447853520132.jpg (313.71 KB, 983x1137, 983:1137, https://36.media.tumblr.co….jpg)


 No.528758

poopydot! poopydot!


 No.528759

>>528757

Why haven't I seen peridot pictures of her limb enhancers with Mr. Handy attachments yet

>peri/fisto hybrid


 No.528760

File: 1447854292915.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.528761

>>528757

Why haven't I seen peridot pictures of her limb enhancers with pooperscooper attachments yet


 No.528762

*beefs it*


 No.528763

>people saying the new trend of placing a cucumber on the floor and recording cats being scared of it is animal abuse

i'm sick and tired of these libcuck gays and their libcuck tears


 No.528764

cuckumber


 No.528765

the cuck of the plant kingdom


 No.528766

i want a libbycuck gf


 No.528767

libby...


 No.528768

i love peri!


 No.528769

>>528768

we know, joey


 No.528770

how do we save the cucumber cat vids from Those Who Cuck


 No.528771

>>528770

meme on them


 No.528772

Can you spare a cup of cuck?


 No.528773

so hsg

what do you guys think about the leaked new mana type

is it the dread sixth color that will throw off the whole game, or is it instead super epic


 No.528774

File: 1447859248215.png (199.15 KB, 1044x879, 348:293, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.528775

HAHAHHAHA CUCK UCKC AHAHHAHA EPIC WORD!! CUCK LIBBYXUCKC EPIC CUXKXL


 No.528776

libcucc me


 No.528777

LIBCUCK IN THE MORNING

LIBCUCK IN THE NIGHT


 No.528778

>>528774

what a fail


 No.528779

>>528778

a blunderfail...


 No.528780


 No.528781


 No.528782


 No.528785


 No.528788

File: 1447860070636.jpg (284.73 KB, 960x1133, 960:1133, 1446524576068.jpg)

>thread wars


 No.528984

*beefs it*




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