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Dreams logged: 3 (30, 2, 3)
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>homoshit op
... i think i'll use the other thread tbqh
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only a memer speaks in /pol/ buzzwords
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low key thanksgiving dread
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If you read this... You're gay.
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>>528812
whoa, you're gay because i read that???
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>>528814
this but *clears throat, takes a sip of water*
unironically
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>>528813
Yes... And now I'm going to suck your cock!
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I Am De Viper
I Haff Come To Vipe De Vidnows
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does anyone have that little ms paint pic of karkat anon did where he's frowning and he has small pointy tits thank you please i need it
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>>528818
yeah, i have it
give that dude his five bucks back and it's all yours
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>>528819
i already did that
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>>528821
There they are! Joey's toeys!
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i can't wait to live in a slum and/or a fema camp
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>>528823
what if we're in the fema camp already...
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>>528824
i'm loving it
i hope more and more human interaction is phased out by technology
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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>528826
is that supposed to be bismuth?
that's pretty fucking cool
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>>528826
is that mother fucking bismuth
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>>528823
is there internet and a sealed room for me
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>>528827
>>528828
I MEAN YEA IT'S BISMUTH BUT THEY ADDED A NEW COLOR OF MANA
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>>528832
I DO. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THEY'VE EVER ADDED A NEW COLOR OF MANA.
NOT TO MENTION THAT IT TECHNICALLY HAS NO COLOR IDENTITY SO YOU CAN USE IT IN COLORLESS COMMANDER DECKS.
ALSO THE FACT THAT IT'S JUST A FUCKING BASIC "COLORLESS" LAND.
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>>528834
who
caaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeees
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>>528834
to be fair, we still don't really know what it does
"must use colorless mana for <>" seems likely, but it could be anything
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tcgs are the fucking devil
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kozilek seems really really good though
not even for what he does on the field so much as the fact that he's an uncounterable "and now i draw 7 cards ;)"
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>>528837
>"must use colorless mana for <>" seems likely
I don't think so, they could have shown this some other way if they just wanted it to be colorless only.
I mean it's possible but this seems like a real Eldrazi-focused thing and I think they would want to keep it within Eldrazi-flavored things instead of just being able to cast it off of Kruphix.
Also new Kozilek looks pretty cool. He finally got his hat.
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>>528840
i dunno, i think it'd be in flavor
they've been hinting pretty hard that ulamog is eating zendikar because kozilek "tricked him into it", and kozilek has just been chilling underground while ulamog does his thing. that probably means kozilek stands to gain from ulamog's thrall eating the whole plane and turning it into processed dust and bismuth.
what if kozilek needs processed mana? and ulamog eating the colors out of everything is the perfect way for him to get that?
then it would make sense in flavor for <> to mean "must use colorless", because kozi needs that processed, colorless mana for himself.
and besides, in just a mechanical sense, eldrazi have been really hammering in "colorless matters" as theme, and actually requiring colorless mana to be casted would fit that perfectly.
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>>528842
I don't think it's going to be colorless mana though. If we're going with all the processors are for making <> I'd say it's "distorted" mana or something. I'm probably just going to call it gray mana unless some other official term comes out.
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>>528844
Shove a hedron RIGHT UP MY ASS
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>>528821
>tfw jerked off to this
need more... joey's feet....
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danker memes, and more dank still
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i wonder, after the hiatus ends, how many episodes it will take for them to write peridot out of the show permanently
maybe two or three?
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>>528840
I wouldn't be surprised if it was
"mana from non-standard lands" or "sacrifice a permanent (or creature, come to think of it) to pay cost"
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>>528856
That'd be interesting, since they have the spawn/scions already. It'd have to be severely limited though, because making every creature in the game their own sac outlet is RETARDEDLY busted.
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>>528852
turdrezi! turdrezi!
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any garage kit otaku here?
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why are you guys so mean to wes?
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>>528860
skypneig, copycat personality, bad taste, no tact, caves to pressure, loves nothing except perhaps himself
those are a few reasons why I hate wesley
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being a skypneig is great
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literally nothing wrong with skypenigs
maybe you are the ones that are wrong
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>>528862
also
>no tact, caves to pressure
??
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there is so much spurdo lore i am not familiar with
how do i decipher this
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>>528862
i think he's the only one who's ever actually used someone's information to fuck with them
roasted or someone pretended to to make rev sperg out though
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>>528869
i sent ben a bible
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>>528870
oh right i forgot about you
that was kind of funny
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sending ben a pizza was too far
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>>528870
oh right the insurance thing too
was that you as well?
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>>528826
Appropriately named-- Magic wastes your time and money
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If you openly post your information on hsg, you literally deserve to be fucked with.
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>>528826
>>528840
oops wait guess we were wrong
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aww man i think i lost that recording of rev threatening me
that was really funny too
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>>528875
yeah i never understood why we never came down on rev for it tbh
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i sent ben a dragontech survival kit
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>>528879
what was his address again
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a thread from June 21 is still around I know I posted it maybe I can find it
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>>528881
something in tacoma washington
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i should send ben another pizza
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>>528884
i'm usually not at my parent's house so send them a pizza if you want
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>>528885
what kind of pizza do your parents like
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>>528889
FFFFFUCK i missed the get
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vriska's obsession with gets
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vriska's obsession with abortions
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>>528891
why aren't they talking about me
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>>528893
*hands you a 8ase8all 8at*
You know what to do ::::)
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>>528895
*pushes you down*
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i want Joeyanon to marry me so he can draw me oekaki joeys while i pound his boipucccy
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What was Bens address? Me wanna send him a pizza
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>>528901
504-738-7446
8729 Hermitage, New Orleans , LA 70123
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why is the word boipuccy a thing?
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>>528903
gays are terrible
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>>528902
I didn't think on it but since most people here know my address I wonder if I'll actually get anything for gristmas.
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>>528905
do you want me to send you something
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I hope your parents like veggies on their pizza Ben
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>>528906
Sure, if I don't get anything for gristmas.
Lapis anon really wanted to send me a birthday present so they sent me a pikachu but then we had a falling out like the day it arrived so that was kind of funny.
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why would you give ben anything
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i wonder what lapis anon is doing
i miss him
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>>528910
i dont know
i really dont get why would you send things to people met on the internet that you barely know just because "you feel like it"
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>>528915
it's a little thing called "love"
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>>528921
I haven't yet yea. I'll probably do it in a few days. The deadline's the 30th right.
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>>528925
more like gassy *toot*
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i want to feel joey's warm soles on my face
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do you ever feel
like a libbycuck
drifting through the wind
never making the fuck
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footfags need to be shipped off to a desert island tbh
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welp that's the third pair of pants I've destroyed with my ass
I should just start squatting in my underwear already
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joey hosting her own foot fetish porn site
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Cutting off Joey's feet and keeping them all for myself!
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>>528944
squat on this dick
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>>528944
What are you even wearing to squat
you should be wearing like
exercise shorts
that's what I use, at least
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>>528944
you have my attention
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MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY PANTS
IT HUNGERS
FOR MORE
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>>528947
I can't go that low.
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>>528951
how rude
i can't stand fat people, i just lust after ass shaped round and firm by squatz
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how do i squat without fucking up my knees
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running always hurts my feet
i have to resort to extremely gay exercises for cardio because i can't just jog like a human being without my feeties gettin sore...
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>>528957
i fucked up my ankle a while ago and i haven't done it a ton since
what other cardio do you do
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>>528957
try cycling you fagtron
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>>528959
i do
hence "extremely gay"
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*kneels by gloryhole*
well, time for my cardio...
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>>528962
and with "cycling" i mean outdoor cycling
not stationary bike shit
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>>528965
oh
but bikes are 'spensive!
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I wish I was small and cute and lovable but also kind of lewd just like Joey
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>>528940
>>528821
feetlust is horrible
but joey makes everything good
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i would do it
i would sacrifice joey to destroy footfags
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stop encouraging footfaggotry
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Top list of things that plague this general:
>Skypenigs
>Footfags
>Blunderfails
not necessarily in order
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>>528974
trick question
the real answer is: anti-footfags
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let's pick a new fetish to project on Joey
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>>528976
joey's gurgly, wobbly belly....
looks like joey needs some more cake.....
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getting joey into smoking
having joey breathe her smoke into your mouth
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>>528986
why aren't they talking about vfan
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Joey performing a circumcision on you!
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>>528985
that just reminds me of vento aureo
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>>528988
that's a terezi fetish
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>>528988
too late for that...
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stop forcing your garbage wesley
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shoot poopydot with a gun
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>>528998
turdrezi! turdrezi!
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>>529002
my man you are slowly rising in my enemies list
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>>529002
they smell like dogshit!
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>>529002
how ticklish do you think peridot would be?
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>>529006
>those feet
>that hand
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how do we
fucking end
the footfags and the perifags
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File: 1447877070520.png (1.77 MB, 3400x3490, 340:349, giant_peridot_by_scobionic….png)
>>529006
this artist looks familiar
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>peridot will never give you a footjob with her cute wittle socksie wocksies
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my dick is bruised from fapping too much
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>>529014
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
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Peridot's huge feet crushing your dick.
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Peridot's huge feet clogging your toilet.
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peridot stomping wesley to death
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headcanon: when they enter the medium, the kids discover that rose isn't a teenager, but she's actually the playful old grandma from the disney animated film mulan
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peridot getting her feet amputated
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>>529025
Thank you for taking Joey out of the trash! Somebody must have confused her for Peridot.
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>>529025
Don't you dare!!!!
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how do we "viciously murder" peridot posters.....
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>>529025
I'm gonna miss joey
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>>529025
I love you joeyanon
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Remember to recycle your Joey.
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>>529030
Launch all the world's nukes at them.
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>>529027
why did this gave me boner
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it's fucking cold outside
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which homestuck is most likely to eat ass? my money's on Gamzee
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>>529038
then stay here
with me
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which homestuck is most likely to get their ass eaten
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>>529042
absolutely Terezi
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>>529025
did you confuse her for her wife??
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>>529039
ms paint
you know she was the dirtiest slut
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which homestuck's ass would you eat
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>>529048
feferi
with a little bit of tartar sauce and lemon seasoning
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>>529048
roxy's lovely pink donut
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>>529048
I'd chow down on Dad Egbert/Crocker's bussy 'till my jaw ached
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asseaters are the true threat to hsg
hiding in the shadows, stroking their dripping chins in thought of ways to end us
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why is teaching older people how to use the internet so hard
why dont they just understand
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which mouse should I buy?
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>>529057
turtle, hello kitty scares me
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But I like hello kitty...
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>>529046
I'm fairly certain that that dude is literally retarded and they were showing how happy it made him
I hope
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>>529037
you're footfag scum
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consider:
genderfluid androids
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*bakes a genderfluid pie*
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>>529026
>not his full fight
>Just an endless jumping puzzle
it's shit
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i think i found my alternate universe self
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>>529069
the shit is up with her legs
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>take the dog out for a walk
>forget that I'm still wearing pants with a giant rip going down the ass crack
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>>529081
this is why you throw out old clothes
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are we dead or in a different thread?
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>>529081
did anyone compliment your undies
or were you going commando
>>529083
there's a new thread but it's also dead
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I was drawing out of boredom and I somehow ended sculpting a dragon dick,
I was wondering, is there a company that would print and ship it to me?
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>>529082
that's the anon who ripped their pants squatting just now
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>>529087
if you have a 3d model you can send it to a 3d printing company
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>>528857
>ashnod's altar
>costs 3 colourless
>sac a creature to add 2 colourless to your pool
NOW LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT GREEN ELDRAZI MANARAMP COMBO
>CONCORDANT CROSSROADS
>CITANUL HEIROPHANTS
>SPAWNSIRE OF ULAMOG
>ASHNOD'S ALTAR
>PARALLEL LIVES
pay (4) to make 4 ELDRAZI spawn tokens
Tap them to make (4) colourless, sac them to make (8) colourless more
Do it one more time
That makes (20) colourless in your pool
Activate spawnsire's (20) cost ability
(Cast any number of ELDRAZI cards you own from outside the game)
BUT WAIT, CONCORDANT CROSSROADS MEANS THEY ALL HAVE HASTE
FOR A MERE (14) (to cast spawnsire, once the combo is set up, and the initial token investment) YOU WIN THE GAME.