No.529062
i claim this thread in the name of poopsucking
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the person who seemed enthusiastic about hiring me got told that business was too slow to hire anyone new before January, so I guess it's back to the job hunt
>>529062
*peri voice* absolutely not
No.529074
why would you sexualize frisk when you have spider poon right around the corner
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>>529080
i'm gazing into the abyss
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No.529093
i claim this thread in the name of.............
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vfam B)
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>>529093
requesting post history
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>>529074
Muffet is not for sexual
Muffet is for going to tea parties and bake sales with
You should sexualize Chara and Frisk.
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>>529095
you should be shot in the street
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>>529094
fug u
i am neither vfam nor ae
No.529100
post lewd frisk and chara
No.529101
fucking die ae, fucking die ben, fucking die
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>>529095
I'm sexualizing the spider
No.529107
it's time for undertale to have it's bucket spitting video
No.529110
reminder that muffet is canonically a baby spider and frisk is a child
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>>529104
ye gaht meh
i am le epic spong tripman, hiding behind the cloak of anonymity
the troof is out
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>>529108
you're starting to tick me off ben...
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>>529112
wordfilter "vfam"
No.529116
whoever >>529111 this guy is he posts bad
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>>529110
When does it say how old she is?
>>529114
That's not me.
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>>529119
the chick who designed her called her a cute baby spider
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>>529115
what do we word filter 'vfam' to?
i vote 'THE BEST'
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>>529119
whoever it is I want them gone
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No.529125
why isnt "thick eyebrows" a tag in hentai sites yet?
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>>529121
If she's a baby spider how comes all the other spiders are smaller??
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>>529128
give this man a promotion
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>>529130
>>529129
>>529128
poor taste in wordfilters and tripfriends
no surprise
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No.529136
filter every trips name to a different trips name
No.529137
filter every trip to cuck
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>>529135
i have no trip, mon ami
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>>529138
ae you shall suffer the most painful death of anybody in history
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>>529139
you misunderstand
i am not ae
simply an anon who loves seeing hsg get flustered at the mention of her pseudonym
its like taking candy from a goofball
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>>529141
suck my dick choke on it ae
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No.529144
i really need to start lifting, just cardio isn't doing it for me
but i'll need to get the form right so i don't hurt myself this time
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>>529142
gobble gobble gobble
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>>529141
*whips out pumpkin spice latte*
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>>529143
c-can i touch them.......
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>>529147
*puts in avenged sevenfold cd*
you got it, friend
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No.529152
asrielfags are the erifags of /utg/
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>>529152
erifags aren't gay pedophile furries
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>>529152
not that fast food slave guy?
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>>529152
I just realized /utg/ stands for "undertale general" and not "unreal tournament general"
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No.529158
i want little miss muffet to sit on my tuffet
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No.529160
are there So Sorry fans in /utg/
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No.529162
underdeveloped tits general
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>>529162
whats the difference!
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>>529163
this pudding looks delicious
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[in ut announcer voice] holy shit
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[in peridot voice] i'm shit!
No.529171
sometimes i wonder...
with all the tumblrites, normies, crossies, and skypenigs here these days...
could it be that i am the last true hsg user?
No.529172
[in wes voice] oh, shit...
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>>529171
I guarantee I've been here longer than you bucko.
No.529175
*in vfan voice* im the shit
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>>529174
5 years and counting, friend
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>>529174
Pff, and I suppose you were on HSG back when Homestuck had updates, too?
No.529181
I've been here since 2000
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>>529178
Do you have a more specific time fame or just 2010?
No.529183
ive been on hsg for 6 years and 12 months, get on my level
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>>529171
how could you forget about the le me
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>>529183
that sounds kinda sad...
No.529187
I've been on HSG for 413 years.
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>>529182
little before jade: enter came out, that's my earliest memory of these threads
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>>529183
epic reference fam
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>>529190
i've been here for 4 months.
No.529192
i use the update that hsg was talking about when i first arrived to remember when i got here
it was the very first time we controlled hearts boxcars
we weren't really a proper general then though
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No.529194
i was hanging out with irl jesus christ (rip fam) and we were shitposting in galilee with karl marx before you shits were even conceived
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No.529196
i dont know what it is but seeing people refer to themselves and hsg as "we" makes me cringe
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>>529196
well we're fine with it, so pipe down, crossie
No.529198
me here most long
me here since me born
me born many winter ago
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>>529195
*stands behind you with a nod to indicate that i got your back*
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>>529196
i am referring to a collection of people that i am in, what else would i use
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>>529200
"us cuck-a-ducks"
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No.529205
us homestucks eh
us homestucks
No.529206
Does anyone ever actually talk about homestuck in these threads?
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>>529206
homestuck is dead
and also shit
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>>529206
how long have you been here
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>>529206
Why don't you give it a try, see what happens
No.529213
>>529162
>what are "things Australia bans in pornography?"
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No.529216
hussie was brainwashed by the sjws
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>>529206
what the fuck is homestuck
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>>529213
do they really ban small tits in kangarooland?
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File: 1447886045258.jpg (484.25 KB, 1032x627, 344:209, Biol.-Lett.-2012-Li-rsbl.2….jpg)
Okay I hate all these fags giving Muffet a human vagina.
Here is a spider vagina
and the little spiders around her are males hoping to get with her.
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>>529218
yea
that godawful country is full of pedophobics
No.529221
homestuck turns women into lesbians
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>>529206
yeah, all the time
hsg followed the standard pattern for generals where we used to be fairly focused on the content, but then eventually we talked about everything worth talking about a thousand times over and the shitposting began to overtake any genuine discussion
hsg actually road the line for a long time though. we were terrible but still marginally on topic for years, which is much better than most generals. but when hussie just stopped making new content the shitposting finally dominated and there wasn't even a semblance of homestuck being anything other than flavoring to our shitposts. our ban from /co/ was justified, although that mod going apeshit and personally making sure to keep us off any other boards was not.
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>>529219
suck my cock choke on it
No.529224
when was the last time we actually had an update
was it a year ago? ten?
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>>529224
consult
The Scribes
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No.529228
i only have 484 calories left for today
that's not enough for anything worthwhile
i wanna die
No.529230
remember when halftruth ruined homestuck
No.529231
>>529209
literally only 1 day
>>529208
The hiatus has only been going for a few months
>>529211
Do you think ARquius and Gamzee being sealed in lil' Cal along with Caliborn/Lord English is gonna have some significance later on?
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>>529220
how horrifying
a flat chest is a sign of royalty
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>>529223
pull it out then.
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>>529218
they ban "unsightly vaginas" in softcore porn too
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>>529234
*pulls it out of your butthole*
there you go
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>>529231
well since gamzee is there yeah, i'm sure hussie isn't finished with the clown just yet
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>>529188
I came here the day of Jade: Wake Up because I made a thread on /v/ talking about it.
No.529241
what if hussie literally has no idea how to end the story, and the last year he has been going to bed crying every night trying to figure out how to finish it
No.529242
What if Hussie's busy making Hiveswap perfect?
No.529243
>>529231
>The hiatus has only been going for a few months
and before that it was a year
and before that it was another year
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>>529237
*gobbles ur dick*
No.529246
What if hussie is making a new barty video
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No.529248
the last khan of the last khannate
RIP Dawachi
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>>529241
How long until Hussie starts to take fan suggestions for the ending
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>>529242
loving every laugh
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>>529236
how do we kill the aussies?
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>>529250
>davejohnkat becomes canon
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>>529231
>>529235
maybe that's why lord english honked when he emerged from doc scratch
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>>529252
Im surprised the wildlife hasnt done that yet, but we must destroy theyre main food source. Kangaroos.
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No.529258
*begins making wmds disguised as didgeridoos*
No.529259
*goes inside jade's womb*
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>>529231
Caliborn/Le's extended plotline is pretty much incomprehensible to me at this point, but yes, I think the composition/contents of Lil' Cal is going to be important down the line.
Combining elements of different things into a stronger whole, but at the same time introducing quirks and flaws which enable the stronger thing to be manipulated or exploited, is a recurring theme in Homestuck. Jade, the various Jacks, the Black Queen, punchcard alchemy, the sprites and sprites-squared, etc.
No.529261
remember secretaries and tsunamis
you're not a real homestuck if you don't
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>>529250
no no, he'll offer to give you one page at the end that doesn't affect the story if you pledge $100,000 to his kickstarter
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>>529260
god, don't remind me of the sprites-squared
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>>529261
i remember tsunamis
but i forget what the deal was exactly
also tell me about secretaries
jog this old dog's memory
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No.529266
i'm dead serious when i say that jasprosesprite^2 is my favorite homestuck character
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>>529261
My friend occasionally brings it up if he thinks it's relevant.
He never went to HSG, I just told him about shit.
No.529268
is there a way to block someone's messages in a skype group
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>>529264
>>529261
I'm not sure, but I think it's this one
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>>529268
who hurt your feefees, mon frere
i will end them
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>>529270
im a big boy i can handle myself, gosh
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>>529266
I'm dead serious when I say your taste is utter garbage
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No.529275
homestuck's ending will rip off undertale
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>>529270
>mon frere
>my friar
hmmmmm
No.529277
>cozy in bed
>watching a black lives matter stream
time to get my comf on
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>>529266
literally 'le funnay cheshire cat refrnc XD XD'
absolutely disgusting
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>>529273
you just don't understand the depth of her/his character
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>>529279
>>529273
>>529278
>>529266
stop abusing the spoiler function /v/ermin
No.529282
>>529277
How is watching people screaming relaxing?
Are they being beaten up or something?
No.529283
>>529277
what are those crazy dindus up to now?
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>>529279
>depth
>fast and loose hussie
l m a o
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>>529281
jaspers was a boy, rose was a girl
jasprose is literally a her/his
No.529287
he/she takes much longer to type out/say than they
whats wrong with they
No.529288
>>529285
jaspers was a fucking cat
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>>529288
cats can be boys....
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>>529280
I'm 100% /co/mrade
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>>529283
they're just bopping on some tribal drums and yelling nonsense
the commentators on the stream are really the life of it though, everything they say is wildly extreme and insane without a hint of self-awareness. it's like nega-/pol/
No.529293
Here's one for you:
Does Homestuck actually have depth, or just the appearance of it?
No.529294
also it's mostly white people at this one, seems like
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>>529293
being complicated isn't depth
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>>529292
>nega-/pol/
>negas
heh
No.529300
i cant keep track of the hundreds of details in this comic so it must be pretty high up there on the in-depth scale
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>>529300
I meant does it have conceptual or emotional depth, not is it in-depth in the sense of high complexity. As >>529295 says, the two are very different.
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>>529303
homestuck is le gay
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No.529306
was hussie making fun of sjws when he made kankri and porrim or was he pandering to them?
No.529307
*paints the bottom of the kiddy pool deep blue*
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>>529306
u should be able to figure out if u use this secret tip: basic reading skills
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>>529306
he made fun of them while letting them think it was pandering
hussie knows his audience and knows that sjws have no self-awareness
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>>529306
Kankri was explicitly to make fun of them but he actually said Porrim was right
No.529317
>chanting "no justice, no peace!"
>someone grabs a mic and starts beatboxing over it
well....
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>liveblogging a black lives matter stream
omg.. o.. my.. godd
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>>529322
fuck the fuck off
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>>529323
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please make a better thread
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>>529334
No.529336
i was willing to use the first peri thread, but he made another right afterwards...
No.529338
>hsg dies because it doesn't want to go in a peri thread
god
damn
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>>529338
it's worse than drsonic threads
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>>529339
it's a thread, not bread.
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