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>>529345
off to a good start
No.529349
why is joey holding that banana
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No.529352
>>529351
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.529356
you can avoid normie status if your hours are between 9pm-5am
or if you work from home
No.529357
>>529343
where is the pizz to put it on...??
i don't understand.....
No.529358
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>>529355
that's...not important
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>>529356
if my hours are 10-6 do i keep ab-normie status?
No.529362
>>529361
sounds close enough
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No.529364
>someone in the stream chat named African Liberation
>is clearly just someone from /pol/ ironically saying "kill whitey, the melanites will have our revenge" and shit
>half of chat realizes it but the other half is defending his "views" as legitimate and shaming the others for silencing black voices in a safe space
we're cookin with oil now boys
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No.529366
>>529364
what if the other half recognizes it and is fanning the flames?
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>>529366
i thought the same, but no it's the same folks who have been in the stream for awhile and they're definitely serious about it
i mean look at this shit
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No.529370
>>529356
i might work 6pm-6am at the syringe factory
No.529371
>>529370
why are you so quick to give up your education for a syringe factory
No.529372
>>529370
>working twelve hours
why
No.529373
>>529370
aren't you in college
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No.529375
>>529368
>People of the SUN
what
No.529376
>>529372
it's epic
>>529371
it's epic and i'd like to make money instead of spending it
No.529377
>>529373
yeah, community college
No.529378
>>529376
what are you gonna be doing all 12 hours
just putting syringes in boxes
No.529379
>>529375
i googled it and got rage against the machine
No.529380
>>529377
working 12 hour shifts and not falling behind with college is gonna be almost impossible fam
No.529381
>>529380
he's gonna drop out, dingus
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>>529380
who cares it's epic as fug...
No.529384
throwing away your future is epic...
No.529385
>>529375
melanin builds up in your skin when you get tan
black people have more melanin than white people
No.529386
fuck college
i'll fight this unepic system
No.529387
>>529375
african people have dark skin because they're from a continent where you're constantly exposed to the sun
No.529388
why is this appy juice so sweet
No.529389
No.529390
Melanin is responsible for the existence of civilization, philosophy, religion, truth, justice, and righteousness. Individuals (whites) containing low levels of Melanin will behave in a barbaric manner. Melanin gives humans the ability to FEEL because it is the absorber of all frequencies of energy. Since whites have the least amount of Melanin, this is why they are perceived by People of Color as generally being rigid, unfeeling (heartless), cold, calculating, mental, and "unspiritual."
No.529392
>>529388
well I've been eating a lot of fruit lately ;^)
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>>529391
this comic would have actually been funny if it wasn't unironic
No.529394
>>529393
I know, that's the beauty of it
No.529396
>>529392
oh shit, a homestuck reference
or a little monsters reference, who knows
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>>529393
i can't even read it unironically
like my brain can't process it as a non-joke, it's constructed just like one with a punchline and everything. he make the point he apparently disagrees with so perfectly. it doesn't make any sense.
No.529400
>>529393
>>529399
it took me a while to actually understand what you were saying
like
holy shit
No.529402
>>529399
i get what you're saying
i know that the comic is unironic and i don't like it for it but it's still something i can laugh unironically at every once in a while
does anything buckley touch become unfunny
No.529403
i really really really dont understand how people find CAD funny
its not
at all
it doesnt even get a small smirk out of me
or even an intrusive "thats funny" thought
No.529406
>>529402
when i first read it i actually remember thinking that it was pretty fun and the best strip i'd seen from him in a long time
but then it turned out it wasn't a joke and trevor's line was meant to be taken seriously
and i can't even make my brain try to process it that way
it's like he accidentally made a good joke
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>>529403
the only CAD comic that i've ever laughed at is loss, the one with the robot strangling the girl, and >>529391
has buckley ever genuinely laughed at his own creations
No.529410
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
the only reason to play fallout
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No.529412
>>529409
byron's shit is hot garbage and he should feel bad
No.529413
If Byron is shit why did I send him thousands of dollars to keep making it?
No.529414
>>529404
buckley never learned that just because you think something is funny when you're high doesn't mean it's actually funny
No.529415
whenever I look at vault boy I just remember that girl shadman makes porn of constantly
No.529416
>>529415
shadman has always been terrible artwise but his hyper focus on buttholes of both the male and female types is interesting from a psychological perspective
No.529417
>>529416
that reminds me, he drew porn of his own mom once didn't he
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>>529417
yeah
for mothers day
No.529422
>tfw you made catnip edibles but they smell so bad you can't eat them
the frustrating part is that I ate just enough that I know that they work
No.529424
>>529422
just buy some actual fucking weed you scrotal parachute
No.529425
>>529424
check you're money having privilege scum
No.529426
is catnip code or are you fuckers really smoking catnip
No.529427
>>529422
why are you eating catnip you dipshit clownshoe
No.529428
>>529426
catnip is not code, if I was smoking dudeweed I'd just say so
>>529427
because I don't have any weed
No.529429
>>529427
maybe they're a cat?
No.529430
>>529428
catnip... like for cats?
No.529431
>>529430
it's mildly psychoactive for humans as well, you can get a buzz from it and it helps me sleep
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No.529434
>junkie so desperate for weed he's trying to get high on catnip
No.529435
saltlick i can't believe you didn't tell us you were a neko
i'm replacing your ip with 'nya~' forever
No.529436
listen
dudes
it's cheap, it's legal, it's a soporific, and if you get caught smoking something real, pulling out a bag of catnip and insisting that's what you're smoking is a great way to convince the interlocutor that you're the dangerous kind of crazy
>>529435
being a cat sounds super relaxing, sign me the fuck up
No.529437
Weed is legal soon. Nip is outdated soon.
No.529438
for those of you who currently don't smoke weed
would you smoke weed if it were legal?
i mean, i'm sure there's people traveling to colorado, washington, and oregon because dude, weed, lol, etc
No.529439
>>529438
no
i dont smoke weed because i dont want people to associate me with stoners
also id probably do it too much
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>>529438
no
drugs are for degenerates and retards
No.529443
>>529438
no
i've smoked weed a good number of times in my life but i will never do it regularly. i have an addictive and binge-y personality, any kind of drug is bad news for everything else going on in my life.
No.529444
this is normal when you're high.
No.529445
>>529438
No
I have an addictive personality and very poor respiratory health since birth
No.529446
>>529438
i don't have any moral issues with weed and it seems like it'd help me relax but it costs money so
No.529447
to put it scientifically, drugs are anti-epic
No.529448
the gun guy has asthma and poor eyesight
lol
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>>529449
What if he's a young Not Important
No.529452
I like your hair, very well kept.
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>>529451
totally not creepy
No.529455
>>529451
hahaha he looks fat af
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No.529458
i hope i get diagnosed with cancer soon
in a cool, non angsty way, though
No.529459
i want to get cancer so i can die without any guilt
No.529460
>>529458
what if they find a benign tumor
No.529461
Cameron, your test results are in.
I'm sorry... the diagnosis is... not epic at all.
We'll do everything we can to make you comfortable.
*swaps translucent x-ray films with mouthpics*
No.529462
what if spongefan got mouth cancer?
No.529463
dying sounds like it sucks but death sounds like it has ups and downs to it, like downside: total oblivion, upside: no responsibilities. I dunno, jury's still out on that one tbh lads
No.529464
>>529463
there are literally no downsides or upsides to death because you aren't alive
dying is shit though yes
No.529465
>>529462
spongefan is fucking dead
No.529466
>>529465
was spongefan ever alive?
No.529467
don't live like you want to live
No.529468
live the way you want to die
long and painfully
No.529469
steam sale dates
The Autumn sale runs November 25th 10AM PST & ends December 1st 10AM PST
The Holiday sale is December 22nd 10AM PST - Jan 4th 10AM PST.
it will not have any daily/flash deals (according to the steamworks dev group) which imo is more of a positive than a negative
No.529470
ive wasted so much money on flash deals goddamn
No.529472
*fills indiegame with furries*
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No.529476
Oh man I hope i can get xcom:ew cheap
No.529477
>>529476
are your pubes as long as your hair
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No.529482
When will I find a nice young black woman to sit on my face
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No.529484
>>529482
le epik niggerbutt meme xD
No.529485
>>529482
one day anon, one day
If I can find one, so can you
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No.529487
>>529485
The problem is I could have had one when o was homeless
She was 4 foot nothing
No.529488
>>529485
since when do you have grant's trip
No.529489
>>529487
don't fuck pygmies
No.529490
>>529488
Anon, I don't have Grant's trip. For you see, it's everyone's trip. Grant... is inside all of our hearts.
>>529487
>Refusing homeless pussy
>When you yourself were homeless
What the fuck, why
No.529491
>>529490
maybe he doesn't want to be on the same boat as charlie sheen
No.529493
>>529491
Anon I am not sure facesitting passes aids on
No.529494
>>529493
who engages in facesitting without asseating and/or head-giving
No.529495
>>529492
backlighting is a really bad look for this dude
No.529496
unwashed homeless poopybutt...
No.529497
>>529493
this is how you get pinkeye
No.529498
>>529495
do you doubt his form, so
No.529499
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Caravan Palace
>Not posting this first.
No.529500
sweet sweet apple snapple
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No.529502
>>529498
no, the dancing is neat, it's just that the lighting makes his arms look like they shrink down to toothpick-thin when he's in front of the window, it's kind of disturbing
No.529503
No.529504
the only good western animation comes from france
No.529505
>>529504
all france does is make lewd cartoons
No.529506
>>529504
Ed Edd n Eddy is Canadian does that count
No.529507
>>529506
canadians are weird
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>>529510
wakfu doesn't have good animation tho
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No.529513
>>529510
is that supposed to refute "lewd cartoon"
No.529514
>>529508
>ouiaboo
B-but Code Lyoko was a good show...
No.529516
>>529514
no it was bad
like really bad
>>529515
i listened to a death grips song and it was ok i guess
No.529517
>>529510
thanks for proving my point
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>>529438
when I want to be a complete piece of shit I just drink
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No.529521
what if we emigrate TO syria to live out the post-apoc drifter dream
No.529522
>>529516
>>529518
No...
I liked it...
No.529523
>>529520
i wonder what his life is like now
where is phil fish
No.529524
>>529522
i did too for like a month or something and then really hated it
i don't remember why i liked it or what made me hate it, but looking at it now it looks atrocious
No.529525
>>529515
amazing
he was right this time
No.529526
*has a face that only covers 20% of my head*
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>>529514
>code lyoko
You mean "Foreheads the Billboard Show"?
>>529519
I drink.
I shouldn't but do.
No.529529
>>529528
>You mean "Foreheads the Billboard Show"?
I thought it was a cool style
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>>529528
>tfw you will never lick Yumi's forehead
why live
No.529532
>>529529
dude.... this is getting sad.....
No.529533
>>529530
Wasn't phil fish the one who said being a straight white male wasn't easymode, it was playing with a gameshark/noclip on
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>>529533
he quit twitter and someone took his handle
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>>529536
>someone took his handle
Wait so it isn't him?
That's disappointing
No.529539
soundtrack by the award winning disasterpiece
No.529540
>>529486
She's got drew
And is too far away anyway
No.529542
>>529540
She's moving to Indiana in a few months if that improves your situation.
No.529543
No.529545
Indi "I guess it has Chica- no, shit, that's Illinois" ana
No.529546
i remember code lyoko ended with the nerd kid writing a computer virus that erased the bad guy (also a computer virus) permanently, saving the day
and even as a young strapping lad i thought to myself
"why didn't he just do that in the first episode"
No.529547
>>529545
we have indianapolis
indianapolis is good shit
No.529548
>>529547
I'll take your word for it
honestly who am I to talk, Virginia is a shithole
No.529549
>>529548
But, Virginia has CWCville!
No.529550
can you imagine living in CWCville
No.529551
>>529549
hahaha shit really? nuke this place, don't even give me time to evacuate
No.529552
No.529553
Elect Chris Chan for 2016 president
No.529554
>>529553
but i'm already voting vermin supreme...
No.529555
>>529553
the first trans president of the US
No.529556
all syrian refugees are allowed, as long as they're boyfriend-free girls between 20-22 who don't smoke or drink and are white
No.529557
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
CWC for president 2018
he'll give us all hope, and nsync
No.529558
chris-chan is so old now
it makes you feel how time passes
No.529559
>>529558
i want the Punished Chris arc to end
i want to go back to simpler, lighter times
No.529560
Don't autists usually not care about girlfriends or partners or what have you
Why is chris so thirsty
No.529561
>>529542
Washington to Indiana is still a hell of a trip
No.529562
>>529560
He can only show his mom his sonic dick tattoo so many times
No.529563
No.529564
>>529560
that is not true at all in my experience
some autistic people don't care about partners, but from what i've seen a much, much greater amount get fixated on the idea of a partner as the on missing element they need to be happy. thus they become extremely desperate and angry as they go gf-less for longer and longer.
it probably at least partially stems from the fact that the cartoons and shows they watch tend to idealize romantic love as the be-all-end-all of life, and without a real relationship to ground them they become obsessed with acquiring love from a soulmate to solve their unhappiness.
No.529565
>>529563
stop
>>529564
Maybe that's the secret not only to autistic sadness, but to all sadness, people hyping romantic relationships up as the solution to all their problems that automatically make them good people and fix their flaws and when it doesn't work out like that or when they fail to achieve that they sperg out
Truly the gfless are the worst among us
No.529566
>>529559
he looks so broken
No.529567
me sleep now
no bunga bunga in butthole while i sleeping please
No.529568
*unzips cheetah-print loincloth*
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>>529559
holy shit he has battlescars now?
No.529571
No.529572
*applies mammoth gristle lube*
No.529573
>>529566
>>529570
chis... xe had a hard life...
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>>529565
having no gf is fine
hell, even being sad because you love someone and they don't love you back is at least understandable
but people who are unhappy because they don't have a gf, like just the abstract idea of a gf, they are no good and will never be happy.
No.529585
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No.529587
i wish people obsessed over me like they do with cwc
i'm too self-aware and inhibited
i convinced myself i was cwc for a few minutes during a really horrible trip once
No.529588
illegal vietnamese immigrants in poland
No.529589
can you imagine living in spongeville
No.529591
>>529589
as in my town, or like, a day in my body in my life kinda thing?
my town isn't that weird
No.529592
>>529589
go now, spongichu, and shitpost to the extreme!
No.529593
>>529587
lol
if you want people to obsess over you just go attention whore on b or something
No.529594
>>529592
I will, thank you epic lad!
No.529595
you could just post yourself on some lolcow board, sponge
the downside being that your life would probably be destroyed by cruel dorks but hey
No.529596
>>529594
you dont have to tell me twice!!! but... in le stone age...
No.529597
anyone else think it was weird how sonichu started out as chris's son, but then at some point chris started turning into sonichu instead
i feel like a textbook could be written on the psychology behind those comics
No.529598
>>529589
OH
like cwcville
i would rule with an epic plastic fist and send goofballs after everybody that didn't dissent at least a little
No.529599
>>529595
a cruel dork is already destroying his life
himself...
No.529600
cwc and sponge both dislike black people
curious...
No.529601
>>529563
FOURCHETTE is the name of that piercing.
No.529602
>>529599
incredibly epicly accurate
>>529595
they wouldn't give too much of a fuck about me, also i don't wanna destroy my life yet
>>529593
maybe once i'm ripped
No.529603
forced memes aren't interesting enough to make a good lolcow
No.529604
>>529597
what
do you mean like, literally turning into the sonichu character
because he doesn't do that, he just turns into a member of the species because he's such a mary sue that he couldn't let sonichu take all the glory for himself
No.529605
HOOOO WEEE
A YEAR AND A HALF
No.529606
>>529605
jeez talksprites are still a thing?
No.529607
*awakens the monster within sponge*
No.529608
>>529606
autism never truly dies
No.529609
>>529604
oh, so sonichu actually remained a separate entity?
i've got to reread, it's been a few years. the lore is spotty...
No.529610
Maybe I should visit stabs
Isn't she just in Oregon?
No.529611
>>529607
I love this
I hate that I love this
No.529612
No.529613
>>529609
it's understandable
making sonichu the name of the main character and the name of the species is confusing
No.529614
I should be studying right now but instead I'm shitposting about chris-chan
how epic...
No.529615
Omnipotent...omniscient... sovereign... immutable...how epic it is to be a god
No.529616
MOUTHPICS FOR THE MOUTHPIC GOD
No.529617
i hope i get a chance to possess people after i epicly keel over
No.529618
there might be too much rum in this warm milk but god dammit I'm gonna fall asleep at a normal hour if it kills me
No.529619
No.529620
>>529618
don't let the shadow people bite
No.529621
>>529619
i only made one of those posts
i've been posting with my trip on all day
also: no
No.529622
>>529618
drinking alcky-hol to get sleep is very bad do not do
No.529623
No.529625
>>529623
*grabs the smacking shovel*
No.529627
>>529621
Oh okay I thought I was witnessing my third hsg mental breakdown
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>>529620
god, don't even joke about that, I still haven't gotten to the pharmacy to stock up on the med that probably is the reason I stopped seeing those
>>529622
I won't make a habit of it
No.529630
>>529623
fuck off wesley god damn
No.529649