No.529632
undertale is for pedophiles
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>>529627
I've seen pom alone breakdown three times already
No.529634
why aren't we using the peri thread
No.529636
girls like it when you stutter right
No.529637
>>529633
remember when he returned to gloat at how davesprite came back
No.529638
what do people do to get to sleep that doesn't involve psychoactive substances? sometime during my undergrad career I forgot
No.529639
>>529634
its smelly poopoo
No.529640
>>529634
People get autistic over something in the OP image
No.529641
heeeeeyyyyyy
epic laddies
op op op
oppan epic style
No.529643
>>529637
remember when he tried to lie about his piss blog even though he admitted that it was his a long time ago
No.529644
the thing I should be studying involves goofballs
what a crazy coincidence
No.529646
>>529638
they get in bed and stop being a cunt on hsg god damn plug in your phone or whatever the fuck you're using and have spooky shadow boy tuck you in holy fuck
No.529647
>>529644
very epic
what are you studying
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No.529650
hey what if i'm some kind of post-post-modern work of art and i've only been partially aware of it
what if that's what this whole planet is
No.529651
>>529647
How to tie you up face down so I can wreck your ass permanently
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>>529653
Your snapchats are weird and confusing.
No.529655
there's a genetic defect that makes a person's cry sound like a cat meowing
imagine that
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>>529654
everything becomes weird and confusing when you start to reduce whatever it is in question to it's base elements
i'm keeping it simple for you
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>>529655
>cats confirmed for mutant babies
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>>529656
>keeping it simple
Now you're just patronizing me
No.529660
[Jerry Seinfeld voice] what's the deal with rev
he's not revolutionary
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>>529655
this is unbelievably epic
>>529659
yeah, but you're the patron here
i'm serving up sick heaps of spongeinteractions and i'm not sure you deserve them
No.529662
>not giving me snapchats
what's the deal sponge
i was your number one follower, and a black belt in spongefu...
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>>529662
i'm sorry wesley... i'll epicly make it up to you...
No.529664
im practicing muh art with some figure drawing
and i can't get over how fucking awesome this lady's hair is
i want it for meself
No.529665
goo night HSG, I wish you all well
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>>529661
Sick heaps? I don't understand that take a bite one either.
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you think phantos fucked off for good
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No.529670
why can't gene splicing happen faster
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Does Joey know she's an ad?
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>>529671
I will eventually
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No.529675
You kiss that girl yet, sponge?
No.529677
>>529675
uhhh maybe
i've kissed the lesser one, not the greater one
No.529679
>>529677
Short girls are great
No.529681
poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot! poopydot!
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No.529685
i'm gonna come right out and say it
i've developed a theory that the apple logo is actually the "mark of the beast" which st. john saw in his vision in revelations. it's a symbol that a first century jew would connect with the beast in the garden. "seen on the head" is a tough sell, maybe people holding up their phones or maybe some forthcoming glasses or bluetooth earpieces, but "seen on the hand": apple watch... "required for buying": apple pay. plus its run by a gay man, which is strictly against the bible
maybe it's kind of a stretch, but you won't see me buying apple anytime soon
No.529686
oh
so phantos was the guy spamming dumbgarbage
that makes sense
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>>529684
a bole on a mooby
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>>529686
what are you even talking about
he wasn't around anywhere near the time people used dumb garbage
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>>529686
the fuck are you talking about
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>>529691
when everybody left dumbgarbage someone started filling the site with religious posts similar to this >>529685
isnt this phantos? because it looks like something he would wrote
No.529693
>>529692
my man
you are shit at picking up typing styles if you think that's phantos
No.529695
*waddles into thread*
hi
its me
a foreverially canonical blunderfail character
No.529696
I wonder how much of the KotakuInAction, GamerGate and the like are organized and funded? They're subtly pushing a right wing social agenda while amazingly able to avoid touching on the underlying reality and context that racism and sexism exists. In part it's human nature, but damn they are good at it.
The fact that the American Enterprise Institute also provides material and commentary (specifically from Christina Hoff Sommers) certainly points to an interest by these right-wing groups in the agenda.
No.529697
>>529695
how do you even find him
he shows up on one day of the year and then in one room in the game at like a 5% encounter rate
No.529698
I guess I should be glad I didn't get that morning-shift job because it would have meant falling asleep by 9:30 or 10:30 and here it is, 1 o' clock, an hour and a half after I went to bed
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>>529697
and you know what that makes him
canonical in your shitty game's universe
forever
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>>529699
whatever
the actual character in the game isn't awful iirc
No.529704
>Muffet will never web you up and suck your dick
why live
No.529706
>>529704
someone post that oglaf edit
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No.529711
i want you to understand this
to really grasp it
in the world of undertale, samael the butter dragon is as real as sans. as real as papyrus.
the pages of furry plumpening fetish backstory his creator wrote are as much part of that universe as the goat mom is.
flowey, dinobitch, and not-vriska? all only equal in canonicity to samael's bulbous thigh, his slightly tipped fedora, his jiggling tum.
samael
is
undertale
and you cannot ever do anything about that
No.529712
>>529710
this but with communism
No.529713
i want you to understand this
to really grasp it
*strains to fart for several seconds without success, then gets a hernia*
No.529714
>>529711
why do you think anyone cares
literally no one cares
literally, in universe, no one cares
No.529717
glyde's an attention whore
muffet only cares about money
So Sorry is a disgusting fetish hidden away
Were muffet and glyde designed that way because that seems like a coincidence
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>>529714
that factoid is actually not true though
killing him ruins the pacifist run
blunderfailures were so incredibly frustrated by the butter dragon be a permanent part of their game's lore forever that they actually tried to pretend that killing him doesn't count as a murder... wow, blunderfailures... that's some intense shame... but unfortunately he's still there, and always will be, equally as existent in the game's world as all your most favorite characters, including his entire sexually-fattening-up backstory
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>>529719
oh huh I didn't bother to check
whatever
don't know if this is legit but apparently the author wanted to shove some of the fetish into his battle text and radiation said no
then again I've never even watched his battle so maybe there is some shit in it
No.529721
also I have a lot more chara art now if you want me to post that
No.529722
She of Lips, She of Snow and She of Leaves. while generally thought to be one clown who only changes her outfit once every few clownmonths, these three are responsible for maintaining the seasons of the Clownworlds. they dont do a very good job, often getting into squabbles about who should be next, how long each season should be, and what properties each season actually has. their usual tactic for resolving debates is to kidnap each other’s love interests. Snow is the most consistent in her theme, but Leaves is always trying to change hers, having decided upon it after smoking several ripe ghosts. Lipstime is always the hardest part of the year. faction: Unexplainable
http://ebayclowns.tumblr.com/post/133427882042/she-of-lips-she-of-snow-and-she-of-leaves-while
No.529725
i want to be friends with the cute sadistic ghost
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>>529727
a relative stranger bought me a gift and i had a person proposition me for a blowjob
i'm going places
No.529732
>>529730
i have a rel life friend and they've gotten me gifts before does that count
not like huge things but still
also not you, you don't even have a dick, probably
one of dylan's friends called me about it since he knew I wanted to suck dick
No.529733
ruta left the skype group.
no...
No.529735
>>529734
I have 150 minutes of class a week and sleep relatively little, and never go outside unless there's free food.
so I'm usually here
No.529737
vfan and grant getting married and adopting ben
No.529742
also me and dylan have bitch 1 and bitch 2 shirts i should get a picture of us wearing them
No.529744
>>529743
no it's like 1-2 am and most people are asleep or lurking
the lurking is probably partially because of you though
No.529745
oh god, vfan is phantos fartposting.
there truly is no god.
No.529746
am i the only person egg didn't block
No.529747
>>529746
did she block me?
she might like you sako
No.529748
>>529746
oh did egg come back to the skype chat
i know she has me blocked after she had her melt down in like, july or something
No.529749
at this point i'm just staying up solely to shitpost
i've already jacked it like twice
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>>529749
me too. on top of getting laid too.
my balls feel too empty
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No.529752
JUST SHOVE IT IN THERE PAUL!
NO I DONT NEED MORE LUBE JUST SHOVE IT HARDER!
No.529755
>people posting the homestuck soundtrack in /utg/
man, remember end of act 5
that was great
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No.529757
i'm glad I didn't get into homestuck when i was a teenager
like the longer I look around the more I find that the the fandom was full of naruto amv level stuff
and seeing serious discussion about it already makes me wanna bang my head into a wall, but back then it would be inescapable and i'd probably get caught up in it a lot. It makes me tired just thinking about it. I think I dodged a bullet for a lot of reasons tbh
thanks hsg for having such a terrible rep on 4chan that you kept me away from this shit until it stopped being popular and i stopped being a teenager
No.529759
duck game is the pinnacle of Games as Art
No.529760
>>529720
> don't know if this is legit but apparently the author wanted to shove some of the fetish into his battle text and radiation said no
lol
No.529761
>little arab kid puts on the Sorting Turban
>"ISIS!"
>he passes it to the next kid in line
>"AL-QAEDA!"
No.529762
>all the better for you to submit
>ice king: i like where this is going
uh
No.529763
>today she let me polish her boots with my tongue
UH
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>>529766
shut up you gay bitch nobody cares about your gay bitch cartoons
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No.529769
does AT have lesbians yet or is it still fanfiction
No.529770
a bi guy that cant even get laid...what a joke...
No.529771
a big guy that cant even crash this plane...what a joke...
No.529772
out of my way
i have to poop
No.529773
>>529769
well marcy pretty much dreamt of being married to pb among a bunch of other implying implications
lots of touchy feeliness and blushings and whatnot
but no it`s not 100% diamond hard canon yet because das gay
but man was it gay
No.529774
i like that to come to this place i have to type "homo" in the address bar for it to come up
hehe homo lol
No.529775
>>529772
*opens wesley's mouth*
No.529776
did finn finally ever get a girlfriend?
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>>529776
yeah, flame princess
like years ago
No.529778
>>529777
i thought they almost started dating but she rejected him because of reasons
No.529779
I only have Vris blocked. I just remove contacts who never talk to me because I figure they don't care.
No.529780
adventure time
come on have dumb terrible boring romance drama
we'll go to very
dismal ratings
No.529781
In fact, anyone can message me. You just never try, which again, kind of confirms that you don't care.
No.529782
this "board" has only gotten worse
what a shitshow
No.529784
>>529780
does it really have bad ratings
No.529785
>PCs are not Crab people
awwww
No.529786
>>529782
In the time I've spent off it and away from skypenigs I've solved like all my problems. Feels good man~
No.529787
>POCs are not Crab people
awwww
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>>529786
Did you solve the problem of not sitting on my face? NO!
No.529790
poor eggy...
all alone out in the cold...
kicked out of both skype groups....
will nobody take her in??
No.529791
>your vris/egg ship will never become canon
feels le bad
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>>529791
have faith fellow anon
No.529793
>you will never be able to hug peri
why exist
No.529794
>>529793
*takes a huge peri on your chest* no need to thank me buddy
No.529797
how many times must you mock me
No.529798
>>529797
until we break you
:3c
No.529799
>>529786
skypenigs are essentially radioactive
being near them seems harmless, but unknowingly they are pumping you full of cancer and making your testes shrivel
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>>529781
yo fam
real talk
there are at least a couple of peeps on hsg who care about you
end of real talk, resuming shitposting
stop whining, nobody cares
No.529801
>>529790
I left the first one, second one is debatable since vris was bouncing between telling me I was a good poster that contributed and frothing at the mouth having a total meltdown
I still need a new name. What do you think, Space King or JihadiWarrior99??
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>>529801
space king, unless you want the french cia to set up camp outside your house
No.529804
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>scan manga for to help out my American weebs
>go to jail
Woooooow
No.529805
sc
an
ma
nga
for
to
help
out
my
Am
eric
an
wee
bs
No.529806
>>529800
I'm well, better than ever even with my ups and downs, so don't worry. I hope you are too. Hsg really pisses me off sometimes but it just ain't worth it.
>>529799
This tbh family~
No.529808
>>529807
is one of rockmans powers the power to remove his head?
i don't get it, i thought he needed his head
No.529809
>>529806
you were gone so often that the other day they tried picking a new queen of hsg
someone was suggesting vfan, it was awful
No.529810
>>529809
Nigger that happened like, the day I gave up. Also it's pretty clearly Wouter...
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>>529812
nah, ae is black or something
wouter is like russian or svedish
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>>529814
man who even knows anymore
all i know is that wouter wasn't pining for vfan's fjords like ae is
No.529816
>>529815
You are definitely confusing ae for someone else
No.529817
>>529816
nah fam, he's pretty infatuated
when was the last time you saw an ae post?
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>>529778
no, they actually dated but then he got cucked by cinnamon bun
No.529820
Angel is the real true queen of HSG
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>>529815
but he circlejerks with ae which is even worse
>>529813
ae is a sandnigger
wouter is belgian or something
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I literally cannot wait for the inevitable egghead and vfan arguments
No.529832
>>529831
i actually hope they fall in love like in my shoujo ai mangas
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No.529834
>>529831
No way man life is way too short
HSG/Skypenig is full of people crazier than I am
No.529835
how are we feeling today? I just had a sandwich with some great garlic-and-herbs soft cheese on it, but there was too much mustard
No.529836
>>529835
i don't give a fuck
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Dreams logged: 2 (38, 13)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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>>529834
is it weird I want egghead and vfan to argue passionately about nothing while they tie me down and tickle me?
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>>529840
a secret named admirer
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>>529840
a squid
no wait, a kid
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No.529847
i really hate being afraid of attractive people
this is going to ruin my life
No.529848
>>529847
this but metaphysically
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>>529847
you're not that bad looking tbh
No.529850
>>529847
start a uggo revolution
No.529851
fuckin flacfags adding a step to the piracy process
No.529852
>>529840
shitpost more instead of rambling about skypenigs
No.529853
>>529852
just say fuck off
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>>529855
he's about a 6-7/10
No.529857
this is all a hologram, hsg! none of this matters!
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No.529860
i'll take a 6
that'll go up to a 7 or 8 once i get swole right
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>>529860
Probably, just get to the point where you can do 100 pushups in a row, 150 sit ups, bench your own weight, and squat double your weight. Then you'll be pretty swole.
No.529864
Sponge how big is your benis
No.529865
>>529864
it's small and hideous
>>529863
it's not about size, it's about tone
No.529866
>>529865
You won't be huge if you can do all that, but you'll be bigger than you are and tone will come if you keep a low bodyfat percentage.
No.529867
>>529863
you were one 10 kilometer run away from making a funny reference
>>529847
boo
No.529868
Who's the best K-on and why is it Tsumugi
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>>529868
back in your cage
No.529872
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>529869
>>529870
You're just mad because I have better taste
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>>529868
mugi is cute!
CUTE!
No.529875
bushy eyebrows a best tbqh
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>>529873
you have no taste nendoroid buyer
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>>529868
its because she's the lewd minded one
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cute niggers doing cute nigger things
No.529883
black time isnt just a doujin
it's a documentary
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>>529890
this month.... >:)
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>>529887
why does it look so shit
why can't it maintain the regular format of current 8chan
WHY
No.529893
>>529891
i'd take 4chan's /trash/ over this thing
No.529894
>>529892
"you can fix it afterwards with custom css" - josh
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No.529896
itt: grumpy old people too set in their ways to move to a better system
No.529897
This website used to work once. What happened?
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>>529897
hotwheels is letting the databases get clogged with gross old gets-one-post-per-month boards
No.529901
>>529900
if they're that slow why would it matter
No.529902
i'm gradually turning into the hatred guy
day by day...
No.529903
>>529901
because when everybody and their grandma makes a board, that shit adds up yo
No.529904
>>529903
hsg with it's 25 pages of 750 reply threads is worse
other boards actually have working front pages
No.529905
>>529904
yeah, letting old threads sit too long is also a problem, but don't forget hsg has like 5 boards out there that are just collecting dust from when zwid flipped and locked the board
people making new boards because they don't like the mods and then abandoning it when nobody comes with them is a situation that probably happens more often than you think
No.529906
>>529904
from what ive seen on operate /sp/ /4chon/ and /v/ on and off have the front page problem
im assuming its most other boards, but they dont have the active userbase to notice, or they're just retards or dont care or something
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No.529913
aaaaand of course the comments of live a live ost is now filled with underfailures
how do i erase toby
No.529914
>>529913
try not having shit taste
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>>529915
>not liking the literal greatest game of all time: undertale
>liking some shitty old jrpg instead
No.529917
>>529916
yes, yes, very epic
No.529918
is there meet n fuck undertale
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No.529920
1) Do not Not that goodposting too intensively
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