No.530785
Real new thread: 'Fuck Peridot' edition.
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Use this thread
>>527890
So wesley won't keep telling us to move in there
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No.530794
we do not negotiate with waifufags
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>>530796
trannies can never reach enlightenment
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>>530792
>no cute skull
>disgusting fleshy head instead
why
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>>530797
doesn't one of their tittie gods have a giant god dong though
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No.530801
futas for the futa god...
No.530802
ah yes enlightenment *doo doos in the street*
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>>530798
here you are
>>530799
No? Are you talking about Shiva? He has some feminine aspects but he's still a dude
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>>530802
>implying Brahmans are Shudras
No.530805
i'm not going to argue with cletus
i literally cannot think of a more worthless way to spend my very limited time on this shit garbage fag planet
No.530807
*has to poo*
*sees loo*
fuck no
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>>530805
Yet here you are, on hsg
>>530806
Fallout 4 was dookie but I still wanna pirate it at some point
No.530809
have u ever thought of an epic shitpost in response to a shitpost you just made but responding to your own comment feels weird and manipulative so you don't and that wonderful shitpost is effectively stillborn
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>>530809
*farts in your face, hitting you with doodoo specs*
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No.530812
i'll take a wesley thread over a cletus one tbh
especially an "edition"
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No.530815
how do we make wes stop trying to trick people into his thread
No.530817
oh hey guys I just woke up
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No.530820
Just stopping by for your daily dose.
No.530821
>"Bully" is getting a sequel
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>>530812
this but unironically
No.530825
Why are people so mean to Wes?
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>>530821
Oh, cool.
Let's hope they don't fuck it up.
No.530827
Bully 2 would be rad if Rockstar does it right.
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>>530791
he'll just make another one like he did before
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>>530830
you're untrustworthy
No.530833
I remember when you fight one of the Preppies and hit him he goes
"You-- you Democrat!"
I didn't get it back then but looking back that was hilarious
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>>530828
What's wrong with rick
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>>530836
Blessed Joeyface, please give all of HSG a great day.
>>530837
He's too smart.
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>>530836
this post
has a joeyface!
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>>530836
fuck I just noticed the 69
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69-2015 in development, maybe.
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No.530847
Warning captain: cute blue tongue detected.
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>>530848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4taIpALfAo
My favorite part is where the poop emotion just looks right at the screen.
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>>530846
peri's been eatin dat la-pussy
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No.530855
don't ship lapis with literal shit
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No.530863
i'm a very sleepy young man, hsg
help
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>>530820
i get this reference
this is an /f/ reference
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>>530863
good night *gunshot*
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>>530863
have you tried sleeping
No.530868
Have you tried making a deal with the pharmaceutical companies?
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>>530863
sleep's for the weak blah blah blah
go to sleep, asshole
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>>530861
Jesus, calm down won't you? For me? I have a request.
No.530872
ladies and gemtlemen
I give you
peri
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>>530873
How many little licks 'till you get to the center, kid?
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>>530879
That was the plan... heh heh.... to give you a boner.
And you. GOT ONE.
No.530881
What do you mean you're not supposed to kill everyone with DETERMINATION?
No.530882
 | Rolled 17 (1d20) |
only one way to be sure anymore.
No.530883
| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
1. Play.
2. Draw.
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Just like that, now fascinate me.
Picture and animate me.
No.530885
sellout
with me oh yeah
sellout
with me tonight
the record company's gonna give me lotsa money
and everything's gonna be allllllrightttttttttt
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>>530883
Game on, brethren.
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No.530889
how do we get rid of the charanigger
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Cute.
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>>530888
(who who, who who?)
No.530893
I love how Vriska's theme is popular again thanks to blunderfail.
No.530894
in all seriousness the skellies are starting to get annoying
half the time I press a button and wonder why it's not working, then after 5 seconds I realize it's because there's a nearly invisible image blocking it
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>>530894
what button are you pressing that the skeles are on top of
also they're very apparent
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>>530896
I was trying to close the oekaki applet just now and multiple times when trying to submit a report
also no they're not
No.530899
What, now you DON'T like the bones, anon?
No.530900
let's replace them with something even more annoying
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>>530900
replace them with goofballs
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No.530905
which homestuck would have the smelliest feet
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>>530906
Any reason to store them that way?
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>>530905
feferi probably has gl'bgolyb poop stuck between her toes
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>>530912
>>530913
getting sick of all this poop
No.530916
man, i haven't really browsed /pol/ in quite awhile and things have changed
they really went from the funny tongue-in-cheek-although-somewhat-serious kind of nutty to full blown payday bar at some point
No.530917
No sadder words ever said by man,
pol was right again.
No.530918
why are house centipedes so weird
the centipedes where I live aren't that fucked up looking
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>>530916
i think the tongue-in-cheek right wing echo chamber was seen by actual right wing types as a sort of "safe space" for nazi apologists and an-caps
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>>530919
pretending to be retards attracts retards etc
No.530921
homestuck is the most disappointing thing ever made besides my son
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>>530921
is that a quote from hussie's dad
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>>530922
That's fucked up.
No.530925
The Zimmerman trial was peak /pol/
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>>530919
don't know what an an-cap is but yeah it definitely seems to have lost its silly edge. just seems like genuine blunt stormfrontery at this point.
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>>530922
dead mean can't feel ashamed
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>>530926
anarcho-capitalist.
basically they believe if we just remove the government altogether and make everything ever capitalism from public education to the sewer system to the military, things will surely be fine.
there are people who actually believe this.
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>>530926
anarcho-capitalists
the extreme end of right-wing libertarianism
No.530933
more like the extreme end of twenty bags of cheetos and a shower once every 9 days
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>>530932
>>530931
This is slightly stupider than normal.
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No.530936
the extreme end of believing they'll be the successful ones instead of the sweatshop workers
No.530938
HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW
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>>530937
i unironically want this
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>>530936
hate to break it to you bubs but in anarchist capitalism
you would be a sweat shop worker.
probably to a cartel who just happens to run every business.
fuck anti-trust laws cocaine cocaine cocaine
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No.530942
what the hecky even changes with infinity next besides the shitty theme
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No.530944
i want to give the giant floating head of bernie sanders a peck on the cheek
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>>530931
but that's retarded
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>>530940
you really have no reading comprehension do you
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>>530942
banning trips, i think
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>>530946
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.
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>>530940
preaching to the choir fam
anybody with an iq over 90 can tell that an an-cap society would end in a proletariat revolution in weeks
No.530950
hillary's got this election in the bag, so i'll just vote for bernie and throw my vote down the toilet
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No.530952
Whatever happened to this fella
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>>530952
He's 80 dude.
Bernie's pretty fucking old but Ron Paul beats him out by like seven years or something.
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>>530954
Ah!
Well I am voting Bernie, idk about you guys.
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No.530957
What's Mitt doing these days?
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No.530959
Whoa, sorry, felt a bit retarded for a moment there.
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>>530957
Complaining about Obama on twitter.
Damn he's old too, I thought he was like over a decade younger.
No.530961
>hover over "adventure"
>https://beta.8ch.net/cp/adventure
>cp
nuuuuuuh
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>>530961
That CAPTCHA is too much.
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>>530955
reluctantly
hes not a real socialist
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Real or not, he's the guy with the Bern.
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If that epic little lad can't fix up the White House, nobody can!
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>>530965
what is the buttplug doorknob thing under the barrel?
No.530972
Bernie sanders doesn’t wipe after he poops
No.530973
Sako please stick to gun Q&A, you're too angry to talk about Bernie pooping.
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>>530962
What's the captcha?
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>>530972
AT least he doesn't put his poop on his head like Rumpus Trumpus.
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>>530974
It's an insane vortex of swirling colors, I can't figure it out half the time.
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>>530972
At least he doesn't fuck his poop like Wesley.
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>>530975
toilet paper is bourgeois
No.530982
Even if Bernie won't win the election, he still will have won our hearts.
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>>530982
You're god damn right.
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>>530981
that's not even a good joke bruh
No.530987
XGames leave Sako alone, Sako is rad as fuck.
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>>530986
good jokes are bourgeois
you don't necessarily need a punchline
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Wes had weird role models.
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>>530983
i'm gonna vote for him because the only other candidates with a chance are literal peridots
but i'm not a fan of how he's trying to change 'socialism' to mean 'capitalism with a safety net'
i like his message but he's riding on thin ice imo
No.530994
honestly, bernie is probably the best bet at getting SOME money out of politics, just because he's so fucking pissed and uncorruptible
not saying the system would actually let him have any success on that, but at least it seems like he'd try, which is definitely not the case for any other candidate, hillary least of all
for that reason, i'll vote for him. but the poor libbycucker is almost certainly not going to win with hillary looming so large
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>>530993
>'capitalism with a safety net'
but that's how the Krauts been doing it for years
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>>530990
who this semen demon be
No.531001
get outta my thread fucking commies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee *cough* eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I have one more roll to make before I leave for the entire day.
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Lucky number 13! See you guys after bed time.
No.531004
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poopydot's poopfeet
encrursted with shit
loved by wes
when will we end wes and his delusions
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>>531001
you'll thank me once we're living in a glorious communist utopia
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>>530996
the krauts can go suck merkel's 4 inch clit for all i care
daz not socialism
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>>531007
can you imagine a world without advertisements?
what about a world where you get to vote on issues at the workplace instead of hoping management doesn't screw you over?
what about a world without planned obsolescence?
personally, i can't wait
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>>531013
well you'd better cause there's no way in hell this shit is coming within your lifetime
No.531016
forced equality is a disaster waiting to happen you commie fucks
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No.531021
communism is retarded
but as society moves closer and closer to post-scarcity, it becomes less retarded and capitalism becomes more retarded
so we should be tip-toeing in that direction
basically, bernie may be both a lib and a cuck, but he's right!
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>>531019
exactly what a cuck would say
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>>531021
>communism is retarded
everything is retarded
especially people in this thread
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>>531024
maybe most people, but you're forgetting about le me
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>>531016
>forced equality
believing the conservative lie, are we comrade?
No.531029
le me is a top quality memer
No.531032
seems pretty likely we're getting a norse set after innistrad bros
complete with epic dwarves!
No.531033
ATTENTION!
THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER THE SHARIA LAW
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>>531037
*laughs at your corpse*
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>>531039
*tosses your body in mass grave*
No.531042
you work at a toilet paper manufacturer, and you have invented a machine that makes tp rolls faster and with less input from the workers
in a socialist planned economy, you're trying to meet a quota: "we need this many rolls of tp for this region". the machine helps the workers meet the quota sooner, so the workers can start leaving work an hour earlier each day and still meet demands
in a capitalist market economy, you're competing with others on price, so instead you figure out how many workers you can fire without losing productivity, lay them off, have the rest pick up the slack, and since you aren't paying as many wages you reduce the price of the product slightly, and start pullin in bank for the shareholders
socialism isn't so bad
No.531043
GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DRAW SOMETHING BONER-INDUCING IN 11 DAYS
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No.531047
we could live in post scarcity right now if we killed off half the planet's population
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>>531047
just stop more people from reproducing
No.531049
Kill off everybody in the Old World. It's old so we should just move on.
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>>531047
and you, of course, would be the first to volunteer
for the good of the world right
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>>531047
>kill off half of planet
>statistically most of killed people are Indian, Chinese, and African
>US is likely not post scarcity
>sweatshops disappear overnight
>prices shoot through the roof
hmmmm
No.531052
just nuke the middle east
No.531053
just nuke people who want to nuke people
No.531054
nuke
nuk
uk
u
uc
cuc
cuck
makes you think...
No.531055
speaking of communism, i found out the girl i want to hit on is a socialist
does this make it easier or harder
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>>531051
there's a bunch of poor white people who can do it
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>>531054
>nuke
>nuk
>nu
>num
>numale
holy fuck anon.....
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>>531055
it means dont do it she's nuts and probably retarded
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>>531055
easier
tell her you're a feminist, you are an egalitarian, and you want to hijack the means of production to give to the proletariat
natural vaginal lubricant will fill her panties so fast that she may die of dehydration
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>>531055
it means avoid her like the plague
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>>531059
>tell her you're a feminist
*ka-chunk*
(sound of women's vaginas locking up like a bank vault)
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>>531056
yeah, at like $8 an hour, not 75¢ a day
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>>531062
they'll take what they're given and bloody like it
No.531064
Imagine if getting a boner made a slide whistle sound.
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>>531004
i would like peri to step on my dick
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>>531061
not a socialist
socialist girls are almost universally feminist and expect everyone else to be too
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>>531058
crazy girls are great if they can actually be devoted though
>>531059
i'll keep this in mind
i'm considering "converting" to "anarchism"
or maybe something less/more edgy or more aligned with le epic bernie le sanders
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>>531066
Socialist or not, all women have the same biology and hate ass kissers
No.531070
walking up to a girl and telling her you're a feminist might as well be equivalent to squealing something along the lines of "girls?! a girls!? i love a girls! a female!" to a crowd of girls and expecting one to present themselves as your personal meme fleshlight
you've gotta have more tact
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>>531063
hmm maybe you're right
on a completely unrelated note, if you need something to defend against torches, pitchforks, and angry mobs in general, check out your local military surplus store: they will probably have something that will help
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capitalism is the only way to live
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>>531067
don't stick your dick in crazy idiot
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>>531070
well obviously you don't walk up, adjust your breathe-rite strip, and say "mmmmhello, im a feminist"
mention the socialist thing and she will ask you about feminism at some point
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>>531074
if he's gonna stop doing it, yeah
No.531081
someone make the real new thread please
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>>531067
don't say "anarchist" at first, say "libertarian socialist"
if she starts showing a distrust of government, then say "anarchist"