/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General

poopydot! poopydot!

Scatman...

tupac alive in serbje

>>531090

for ants...

>>531094

no space

>>531096

🔞

>>531098

What's going on with this one?

>>531098

wwanna fuck that devi

too bad she a man

i wish vfan would grow up

Maybe you should lay off the gender politics for a while.

>>531103

I'm failing to understand what this post is trying to say.

*sniff sniff*

cletus...

*sharts*

>>531099

um excuse you, i'm male

i'm classically trained in piano

i know the real reason the chicken crossed the road

i refuse to use any sexist or racist insults/slurs on anyone, instead opting to insult people on the basis of their character

in fact, i follow /r/feminism on leddit and read multiple feminist blogs

on the other hand, you have made posts on hsg explicitly calling for the death of all males

also most of your music is pretentious and hipsterish

please defend your actions

>>531103

you seem kinda angry today. and yesterday. whut up fam?

>>531111

gay

>>531110

she's mad nobody cares about her xD

>>531111

this but with women

perimeme

>heavy rain outside

>wrapped up in bed with a hot water bottle

i have ascended to the plane of comfy and nothing can hurt me

>>531116

i wish vfan would grow up

>>531111

sniff the butt and you shall change your tone

>>531116

>This is rich seeing as how I got friends to buy me food on demand.

le female le privilege le beta bux orbiter strikes again.....

man even vfan is annoyed by egg

>>531119

what if she's like wesley

>>531121

who isn't she annoyed at

vfan's huge rants are funnier when nobody replies to them, why can't we do that

>>531125

fuck off

>>531126

le why le dont you le fucking eat le curb nigger

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>>531124

i guess that's true too

>>531127

isn't that one of the boat girls

don't sexualize the boat girls dude that's rude

>>531116

>hipsters don't exist

>men sucking exists

only one of those assertions are true and neither of them defend your behavior

>>531134

vfan's behaviour doesn't need defending

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>>531136

nice dude!

why do girls like guy's butts

like from a male perspective there is a deep-rooted desire to mount a female ass in our lizardbrain

even for gay dudes i can understand like manass, for sort of the same reason

but from a female perspective, man asses just poop out doo doo

why would you like a poop box

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>>531138

maybe there just into scat...

>>531135

if you are not ae: fuck off

if you are ae: you fuck off too

scathead

>>531140

see >>531139

tits are just fake asses

>>531138

I dunno, it might just be an aesthetically pleasing curve

Although I think women prefer toned ass (implies fitness) to bubblebutt

I am the only sane person left in hsg

>>531147

There never were any

>>531147

whats wrong with the le me

>>531150

what isn't

>>531138

they cute?? I guess

>>531142

vfan is our best poster mr autismo sir

>>531151

Leave my buddy T alone he's very noble~

>>531147

>browses hsg

>sane

oh no friends, i don't think they realize...

how can we break it to them softly?

nobody cares about le gun boy

like

tristy-poo...

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sako deserves death only because he keeps replying to vfan

fuck all of you!!!!

>image reposting is disabled

booooooo

BOOOOOOO

dot is an underrated namefag

i hate you faggots so much

>>531167

its disabled because why would it be enabled x3

i like hsg and its posters!

>>531167

Why would you post the same thing again in a thread?

hsg has become an endless recursion of memes

Vfan: Evolution doesn't apply to humans!!!!!!!!

>>531174

>>531176

dont spam random images you ugly niggers :DD

i want a gun to pee in me

i want a gun to shoot in me

>>531184

no

Fine.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

I don't much care, either way.

>>531183

*unzips pants*

*quickdraws magnum*

I just don't care.

what a horrible night for a thread

>>531192

this but unironically

>>531192

I don't want to fuck her.

i want a beautiful latino man to murder me, platonically,

>>531198

Yeah steaming shit

everybody here has autism

vfan is very epic sometimes i wish grants fingers wouldnt work

>>531201

i wish your lungs wouldnt work

>>531133

somehow, this is the most retarded post in the thread

look can vfan and egghead just make out already

i need this to happen for my hsg friendfiction: i have to know how you two would act towards each other in public knowing you both shared 20 minutes of passionate kissing and maybe a little heavy petting

>>531205

ok

Who would waste a wish on hurting other people? Now this person I gotta meet!

If I had one WISH

it would be for your dreams to come true. All of your dreams.

>>531210

why is this so bad

>>531212

Fuck the law, they can eat my dick, that's word to Pimp

Hol up

(You are now listening to, Run the Jewels 2)

Fuck the law, they can eat my dick, that's word to Pimp

I don't fuck with or talk, like all these fuckin' imps

Style violent, give a fuck if you deny it, kids

You can all run naked backwards, through a field of dicks

Fuck the world, don't ask me for shit, that's word to B.I.G

I dreamt we owned the world, but I've woken up and it don't exist, Soak it in, I need no assist,you can't slap my wrist, I don't owe you shit

Trust me, I'm a Doctor DOOM, oper-ate of my pulse, won't raise a bit

>>531211

even the ones where i'm still in school but haven't gone to class in months?

benis :DDDD

Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting, no fighting

We got the refugees up in here

No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She makes a man wants to speak Spanish

Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa

Shakira, Shakira

>>531214

I used to be you. Yes.

>>531213

>>531216

no

you nerdy fucks

>>531219

you smoke

According to all known laws of aviation

>>531206

i understand and agree completely

more pressingly however, phantos needs to be shot

>>531225

I'm about to play Battlefield Hardline if you're into that shit. I'm a scrub so come an get it!

>>531225

no he doesn't

>>531219

its research dammit

you're a university student, you know the importance of research

just bring some listerine and maybe get a little tipsy before hand

>>531229

egghead is a gross coalburner lol

>>531229

that's heterophobic you fucking bigot

Who even is egghead?

>you will outlive vfan

islam is a religion of terror

>>531234

no i'm probably gonna fall off a cliff before her

imma go the way of the lemmings

i think the government manufactured islam on purpose

>>531234

it's not that hard with all the suicidal tendencies

>>531233

she's a nut

she's a loon

she's a pedophile!

what's ryan north doing these days

gasp

>>531236

aw man don't remind me

i loved that game but i only ever had the demo version, so it was a constant hell of playing the same 5 levels over and over again

>>531245

cuck porn

>>531248

is he doing the cucking

look at him he must be

i bet he cucked andrew

>>531242

good luck comrade

>>531245

dinosaur comics and probably still writing for adventure time comics

>>531251

call da adl

>>531252

nah he ain't writing AT comics anymore

>>531251

nosferatu...

i am a very good tree climber

SHE

CAN

FLOAT

>>531247

I sucked at it cause i was a little kid when I had it

>>531259

significantly more attractive???????????

>>531259

Attractive? Body hair is repulsive.

>>531259

why are you still here

>>531255

aw dang i liked his at comics

>>531263

>>531264

look at the shotacons with their upspeak

Scrape

and lick

*bluhbluhbluh*

>"oh im so much better than hsg i dont care about them my life is better when i dont go"

>comes anyway

lol

>>531254

i thought dot was a guy

>>531267

Sorry you have shit taste bucko, go fuck a goat if you want hair.

>>531266

yeah they were really fun and pleased my shipper cravings

I sent him a nice tumblr ask when he stopped

>>531270

nop

what are you reading hsg

>>531271

go back to undertale general please

I had one of his at comics when i was working out west last summer and it always made me happy to look through during those long lonely weeks

>>531274

shitposts

>>531275

you are hella good at anonymous calling outs

are you secretly a mod or something

>tfw part native american

>tfw not much body hair

no.......

>>531275

oh i wasn't even thinking about them but they're shit too

you have shit taste anyway so it makes sense

go fuck a bear then, happy?

>>531278

no i just like to jump on hunches

>>531274

rereading the dragonball manga, and finally reading snow crash by neal stephenson

>>531281

It was spooky

>>531283

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>>531276

they were super good

i don't go out and get comic books these days, but i still read dino comics and its still amazing

youre all retarded

how do i get the libcuckian nights shitpost outta my head

>>531292

post it here so it gets stuck in somebody else's head

>>531292

it was stuck in my head for like three days before i posted it

now it's not

i think i transferred the curse to you

>>531289

this but for women and also unironically

The hell is going on now? h ahaha

>>531296

>please be gay

≖‿≖ vfan... Do you have a crush on me?

i gotta have a chubby hairy woman in my life

i would die without her

>>531300

you have, youre mom

>>531299

f5

f5

f5

>>531269

Heinous liar, I love HSG.

I just have... obligations...

>>531283

die cletus

>>531302

come on man, i'm almost done at work

i can't walk out of this building blushing and with an erection

You gay yet, Andrew Hussie? I've been waiting.

>>531301

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>>531302

ami was best girl

I hope she got with minorin

hair is disgusting and should be completely purged with the exception of things like eyebrows and head hair

>>531308

>somebody has to make you gay might as well be me

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Fucking ban egghead

>>531314

You sound like an elf roleplayer.

>>531317

>posts aren't as bad

>nothing but psychobitch lesbians and high school kids

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>>531314

Nah lovepoufs are cute especially on tan girls or redheads

>>531314

you don't like grass around your holes???

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god smeghead is the cunt of hsg

how smug and worthless can you be at the same time

hopefully she'll go through with her epic an hero meme plan

>>531320

what le fug are lovepoufs

>>531322

No no, you're thinking of literally every other poster.

>>531324

ass hair

>>531325

thanks

>>531318

elves are the master race for a reason

>>531322

*reaches for pumpkin spice latte*

>>531329

*reaches for penis*

>>531324

Little tufts of hair on the mons

>>531326

No not that (do girls even get that?)

>>531330

Tonight. You.

i just want this girl to choke me to death hsg

why is that so much to ask for

i'd even help her figure out how to get away with it

>>531333

what the hell are mons

speak english motherfucker

i just want a short hairy dwarven girl with armpit braids

>>531336

That little puffy bump that some girls have

Puffy pussi

Btw most parts of human anatomy are latin (labia, vas deferens etc.)

So you learn latin motherfucker

oh my maybe i'll convince her to cook and eat me afterwards

she could make crafts out of my bones and sell them on etsy

>>531336

educate yourself bitch

>>531338

oh that's fine I guess

>>531340

suck my cock fam

imagine owning a spongelord original bone pendent

>>531344

would it passively raise the epicness of my posts

>>531348

post your hairy cock

http://8ch.net/homosuck/res/531347.html

whenever you lads are ready

>>531345

absolutely

it would triple the mouthpic drop rate too

i miss giving head

>maybe gay you will have less huge of a forehead and less receding of a hairline.

>egghead you calling yourself Not A Psychobitch in this situation is very funny.

>anyways do you want me to eat you out or not I gotta pretty good tongue for it

lads is this how people flirt?

i have been doing it differently, is this the right way?

is this......... nugging?

>>531348

this but unironically

>>531356

this is the lesbian mating dance

wanna put my tongue in a butthole again

hey liberal chicks are into vegetarians right

we need to cuck cletus

>>531363

taking up pet social activism causes will never replace actually being attractive

>>531365

spoken like somebody who doesn't know what being attractive is

>>531356

It's just the hsg mating ritual

Roasted used it and look how far we got. Hold on I gotta respond... Ahem...

Vfan you are a pedophile, ayy lmao, kill yourself, for you, wwhens eri comin back

>>531367

epic

not

>>531366

spoken like a true cuck

you don't need to be attractive to know that being attractive is attractive

>>531369

>spoken like a true cuck

>you don't need to be attractive to know that being attractive is attractive

spoken like a true cuck

>>531355

I'm sorry.

>>531371

maybe you should start acting human

How do you act human?

being ugly is the same as being attractive right

I should watch gravity falls before it ends

>>531372

this is kinda filling me with joy

speaking of cartoons i got a digimon movie to watch rev up those popcorns

new

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Wherever you go, I'll follow.

we are already in here >>531347

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