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New /HSG/ thread
Dead morning edition
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is anybody else actually here
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>>531981
it's saturday~
it's saturday~
No.531983
>>531982
so what, you've all got better things to do than be here
don't pretend you're better than me
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No.531985
fine, i don't need any of you
i can shitpost just fine by myself, you'll see
the dolorosa's long, long legs
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No.531987
i just watched a good Steven-centric episode that didn't make me hate him personally
ask me anything
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>>531988
I can be your ben
if you want me to
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>>531990
So far, at episode 24
I like amethyst the best
No.531992
>tfw Hussie will never complete Wizardy Herbert
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she's also the sexiest
tbh
No.531994
no more star trek, it's all over
thank fuck
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>>531987
what do gems smell like
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i wonder what temmie changs hairy asshole smells like
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>>531996
Pearl smells like perfume, always
Amethyst smells meaty, kinda like sweaty steak
Garnet hasn't got a smell, she inexplicably never gets dirty
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>>532005
i imagine pearl smells like a recently-cleaned house, faintly floral with undertones of sprays and bleach
amethyst smells like garbage
garnet... yeah, probably nothing
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HSG
Give me an obscure character from any videogame
I need to make porn of it
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>>532007
you fagtron
you WILL NOT WIN
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>>532001
>tfw you will never peel Temmie Chang out of her bike shorts, smooching her sweaty clit
>tfw you will never make Temmie Chang cum with your mouth
>tfw you will never hear Temmie Chang beg for more, even after her fifth orgasm
>tfw you will never be bound as her love-slave and starved for days, Temmie Chang's dripping cunt being the only liquid she allows you to consume
>tfw you will never be broken from stockholm syndrome and stripped of your identity for Temmie Chang to replace with whatever she sees fit
>tfw you will never be rescued as your family pays an independent third party to look into your sudden disappearance and Temmie Chang, outside and above the law, the famous bounty hunter Klondike Mason
>tfw you will never be sent into mental care after escaping the clutches of serial kidnapper Temmie Chang
>tfw you will never be abandoned by your grieving family who wish they had never found you, for death would have been a better fate than what Temmie Chang had done to you
>tfw you remain able to utter more than "h0i! I'm tEMmie! and dis is my friend... tEMMie!" and eat pussy, unlike if you had been broken by Temmie Chang
why live without Temmie Chang
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>>532007
FUCK
i forgot to enter!
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>>532008
>>532011
GIVE
CHARACTERS
'cause I'm not big on games anymore so I have no idea on what to draw
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>>532013
you want guys or grills
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>>532013
Draw Undyne's mouth
seen here
No.532017
draw kyle hyde from hotel dusk
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>>532015
Anything
>>532014
I'm not sure if I'll be able to turn that into a girl
>>532017
I don't think he's an obscure character
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ten days
i can do it I CAN DO IT
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>>532006
I disagree with your assessment re: Pearl and Amethyst.
For a start Amethyst, while she lives among trash and is generally an unhygienic person, has a whole cat thing going on that makes me think she's more clean than all that would suggest.
Also I don't really know what Pearl would smell like but I'm leaning towards floral scents because she's elegant and graceful and also fucking loved Rose Quartz. I kinda hope there's an episode where she goes into a depression and starts getting messy.
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>>532016
undyne is NOT obscure
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>>532024
Fine
Do a cute Green Flamesman
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>>532020
youre in for a treat then
because pearl is fucked up over rose and that becomes really apparent later on
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>>532026
There's porn of her already
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>>532027
pearl sexually molesting steven as a coping mechanism for the feelings she was never able to express
>>532029
I want yuri with her purple friend though
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>>532034
Shut it khan you love it
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>>532032
you don't have it, do you?
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>>532037
That one was all the porn of her I had
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>>532038
liar, I demand more porn.
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>>532043
is that your puke
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>>532043
well there goes my appetite
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How the heck do people animate
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>>532049
What the hell?
Everybody knows Sinistar is a total dyke.
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>>532052
maybe put, like, a candy-stripe on the donk
make it a strapon
No.532054
>>532053
But the mod of vg isn't into strapons
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>>532053
just jerk off to the dick, you dyke
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>>532054
anon... literally everybody is into strapons
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>>532055
Just jerk off to the strapon, hetscum
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>>532056
wait shit I meant vp
I'll make a strapon version for you when it's done
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>>532058
Thank you anon-sama
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>>532061
Now? It wasn't before?
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>>532061
>The case highlights the tensions between hardline religious conservatives and the small but growing number of artists and activists who are tentatively pushing the boundaries of freedom of speech in Saudi Arabia, where cinema is banned and there are no art schools.
>no cinema
wow
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>>532064
Jesus dick
Why would egghead's mum go to saudi arabia, silly bitch
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our great moderate muslim ally...
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>>532065
No she ran away from there
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>>532065
Born there
Learned to drive at 12, had church in secret, read archie comics that had sleeves and skirts added
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>>532069
>>532070
In that case good for her then, she got out while the getting was good
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>>532068
which dersite is this
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Dreams logged: 1 (51)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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>>532074
Who are you, dream anon
tell us your stories
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>>532076
3/10 not brutish enough
who put this orc in humie clothing
No.532078
what did you dream about last night hsg
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>>532078
I don't remember all of it but it was doing tests and being bothered and wanting to punch that annoying motherfucker in the face
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>>532078
i don't remember dreaming about anything
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>>532078
Oh, I just woke up so I actually remember! I dreamed someone was rude to me, so I robbed her.
Petty crime in every sense of the word.
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>>532078
I had a dream where I had a fight with Sans and I killed him by stabbing his skull in with a fork
I killed like a bunch of other zombie things too but Sans was the only thing I remember clearly
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the only good hip-hop is trip-hop
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>>532084
I want to take Peri's foot and beat her up with it!
No.532089
*digs up nose while nobody is looking*
*wipes boogers on walls*
No.532090
why isn't nose picking a fetish?
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>>532089
this but i wipe them under my chair
No.532092
>not eating your boogers
seriously anons...
No.532093
mmm-hm, time to get my boog on!
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>>532081
this made me chuckle
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List special interests and hobbies:
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>>532078
i was goku and all my friends were the z fighters
and we were at my grandparent's farm, but where there was normally the pasture there was an ocean
and there was a powerful enemy coming from across the ocean, so we were waiting there to fight him when he got here
but the ocean started having huge waves, so we had to build houses along the beach to protect my grandparent's house from them
and then he was getting close, but we started losing our ability to fly and the last thing i remember was trying to fly and just being able to jump hundreds of feet in the air while flapping my arms
wew that was a crazy dream
No.532103
>>532078
being Chara's friend
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>>532103
>Not wanting to be Flowey's friend instead so you can convince him to cut out all this genocide nonsense
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>>532104
Flowey's just an edgy little shit who goes back on everything he's said when he realizes that he can be killed too.
He's mostly "saved" anyhow.
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>>532108
is this a reference to what I think it is
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>>532112
awoo is dead anon
No.532115
>>532113
so is boyking zwid
No.532117
>>532115
Zwids on /aco/ posting nepeta porn
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so why did no one call megane ever mengele
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>you will never asphyxiate to death in a girl's cleavage
why live
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>>532132
If I see this fucking smug dog again...
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>>532136
you're gonna have a 👢 time
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>>532137
*ties u to a stake*
*burns*
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>>532137
too bad you're not one then
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>>532138
Who even made this a fucking emoticon
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underfail... undercuck? cuckdercuck?
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holy shit
Samuel L Jackson was in Jurrasic Park
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if toriel was my mom, things would be different around here
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>>532151
So it is.
>>532150
Hell yes motherfucker!
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No.532155
How do I do the gun emoji?
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>>532155
just copy+paste it
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>>532155
I think it's like :: gun :: or ::gun::
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>>532143
grant is pandering to the blunderfails
death to grant
No.532163
>>532162
grant's kind of my friend and i asked him to put it in because the steam one is like $11
No.532164
also napstablook has been there for a while hasn't he
No.532165
Grant is a magical wizard whose powers are often misunderstood. Do not gain his ire.
No.532166
let's talk about how perfect and handsome and cute and adorable our board owner is
No.532167
when's grant gonna add a peridot emoji
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>>532164
Yeah, just kinda, y'know, sittin there
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i wish folks would stop trying to be @dril
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>>532167
we already have it
💩
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>>532171
i wish idiots would stop thinking dril invented fyad shitposts
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>>532172
seems it also makes you unable to type properly...
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>>532172
being part lesbian just makes you biscum, which makes you 100$ inferior to me
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>>532163
petition for jerry next
i'd ask for woshua but nothing can cleanse the sins from hsg
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>>532177
i wish safags would get their heads out of their asses and die
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>>532187
he's literally from fyad
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>>532189
>sa is literally the origin of all things good on the internet
sure thing little buddy
No.532192
hate the poop, not the pooper...
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>>532191
i never said good...
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>>532195
Is Sinistar not an obscure character perhaps
No.532198
Sinistar was an excellent choice.
No.532199
BEWARE
*thrust* *thrust* *thrust*
COWARD
*thrust* *thrust* *thrust*
BEWARE
*thrust* *thrust* *thrust*
I CUM
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>>532182
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>>532203
>>532204
you're a slave to the cock
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vfan is a slave...
to their own cock...
No.532209
I just learned how to filter names, hahahahaha.
HAHAHAHA.
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a slave to white hipster cock...
No.532213
Anyone who writes 'moderate muslim' next to Saudi is either completely brainwashed by mainstream media or retarded or a shill. Even Isis made fun of that shithole for not letting women drive. Yes even the most disgusting caliphate in the world right now has at least a few less backwards laws than the number one place to nuke in the world that is the kingdom of goat fuckers.
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>>532213
*rips a wet fart*
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>>532214
i share the anon's sentiment
No.532216
Oh yeah remember the video of that one dude hugging the cat I still haven't watched it
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>>532213
holy christ shut it
No.532220
>>532219
haha vfan is a free prostitute
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>>532219
Veef I implore you to reconsider this course of action
There is no victory to be had here, not for anyone
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misogyny is bad
*defends islam*
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>>532217
holy christ shut it
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>>532225
why are you getting like, all serious about vfan posts
No.532231
>>532225
>Veef
I like this
it sounds like vfan + queef
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>>532230
'cause they're friends
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>>532232
if they're friends she should know she has fun doing this
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>>532230
Anonymous why must you and I fight with one another
We could be so strong together, let's join as one
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>>532238
how do we stop you
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>>532238
leave jerry alone
he's an okay guy
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>>532240
get outta here jerry
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>>532222
*gigles n claps at ur sweet quads*
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>>532235
join this
*grabs dick*
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>>532238
There's no stopping someone like that.
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>>532245
Join it where? Not inside a woman, obviously.
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>>532248
Not the roxykitten, kid.
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>>532236
i'd love for him to oversaturate and become hated
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No.532254
i woke up on the floor which isn't out of the usual but when did I get there??????????
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>>532251
You know I've always wondered
Why is Flowey the only one with the god damned sense to surround you with bullets? And why does Flowey do 19 damage on his first attack?
Why is Flowey so based?
No.532256
libcuckian nights was forced out by the shovel knight theme
musical shitposts have dangerous power
No.532257
Smells like spider puss-puss
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>>532255
cause he's the only one with who was 100% determined to kill you maybs?
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>>532257
spider has puss-puss??
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>>532255
>Why is Flowey the only one with the god damned sense to surround you with bullets?
Because he's the only one who can probably.
Flowey a shit.
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>>532262
for a part lesbian you sure post a lot of all-male pornography
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>>532254
do you fall out of bed on the regular?
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>>532258
Undyne and Asgore, and arguably Muffet, and DEFINITELY Sans, though.
>>532261
But Flowey's the best
Also canonically weaker than Toriel and Asgore but they never try it, so
>>532262
if you're gonna post more gay bondage I'd rather you start arguing instead
No.532267
muffett needs to fucking
just
get fucked
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>>532267
by me, preferably
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>>532268
this, but le me instead
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>>532267
>>532268
of course, she's gonna charge you
can you afford her rates?
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Flowey always seemed stupid.
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No.532274
time to reinstall that awful piece of shit that is Fallout 3
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>>532266
Asgore may be determined to kill you, but he really doesn't want to.
Toriel certainly doesn't want to.
No.532276
lads how do we FUCK muffet
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>>532270
I'll pay her in australiabucks, canonically lower in value than underground gold
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>>532264
i sleep on the floor regularly lately because i've been using my bed as a desk. because I have nowhere else to put my laptop and my tv/monitor is at the side of my bed.
it's just that i was sleeping in the living room this morning but i have no memory of coming back to my room
and i keep! forgetting! my cool dreams!
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>>532275
I didn't mention Toriel as wanting to kill you
But I'm just sayin', Asgore could've ended you a lot quicker if he'd used his fancy-ass fire magic to form a circle
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all the monsters banding together to fuck muffet
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>>532279
not really the word I'd use to describe underage pirate rape
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>>532280
not black enough
this is very problematic
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why do they zoom in on the penis
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>>532290
I'll take the multi-pit special
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>when you hit her fishy cervix
NGAHHHH!
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>>532283
Yea I don't super like the sans.
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>>532291
muffet's armpits are too clean
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>>532289
Because in this pic they are both clearly enjoying it. Doesn't your partner ever ask to see you enjoy yourself while you help them with your mouth?
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>>532295
they'll get sweaty if I tongue them enough
and then it's all smooth sailing
No.532298
>when you hit mettaton
>at all
>in any way
yeahhh~
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>>532293
the only ones to hit Condy's fishy cervix were GHB and Sassacre
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>>532300
*takes a fat shit on this post*
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>eight limbs
>still only two feet
this is bullshit
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