No.532310
boy my poots are smelly tonight
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No.532315
Anduril Hussie and his stand [Fast and Loose]
No.532316
>>532311
better comic comin' through
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>>532315
There's all the music made for Homestuck and you choose that?
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No.532320
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD UNDERNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEERSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAA
No.532321
Is it possible to even get banned on this board?
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No.532323
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'd rather be outside with the birds and the bees, not inside. If I got banned, I'd have no other choice.
Grant, please.
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>>532316
fuck this sadstuck horseshit
No.532325
>>532324
Like you've got literally anything better to add?
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>>532321
it takes gross incompetence
you have to go to extreme lengths
No.532327
>>532323
grant picks mercy x3
No.532328
>>532324
That probably happened with Chara.
I don't think it's ever said why Frisk went to the mountain though.
No.532329
That wouldn't be very merciful at all.
No.532330
>>532324
ugh fine
have another one
No.532332
>>532324
yeah that's way too tryhard
it's like that 'i'm sad' goblins comic
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>>532328
It's implied he went there for suicide purposes though
Nobody who climbs Ebott ever comes back, and he accepted Toriel as his mother really quickly, and he had nowhere to go but with her when the underground was opened
No.532336
>>532316
*gets sad b/c she has no mama*
No.532338
>>532336
You're your own mom or some weird dumb shit!
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>>532335
>he went there for suicide purposes
what the fuck are you talking about, s/he's a kid
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>>532342
It's a video game, real rules don't matter.
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No.532346
chaz not coming to roxykitten's birthday
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>>532342
kids can be suicidal
probably? i dunno that sounds like a thing that could be a thing
No.532348
>>532335
I don't think they all just went up there to kill themselves. I would think most of them went there for ADVENTURE or some shit.
Only Chara is said to go there "for an unhappy reason".
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>>532342
So was Chara
He still had hatred enough in his heart to connive up a plan to have Asriel kill his entire town
Not to mention the fact that these are JRPG/Earthbound-style kids who are always the most competent and emotionally mature
>>532347
can confirm
No.532350
>>532342
yeah its not like young teenagers have ever attempted suicide before amirite
No.532351
>kids going to mountains for doing things other than some rad exploring
i pity y'alls childhoods
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No.532353
 | Rolled 6 (1d20) |
If Grant doesn't do it, I'll do it myself.
Give me a roll to give a fuck.
No.532354
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 39 (1d100) |
Later guys.
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>>532330
i cant not read that as jack mcbrayer
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>>532354
See you in five minutes.
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>>532354
see you in 120 seconds
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>>532348
Well look at the other lost souls that Flowey had
One attacked with blades, one attacked with harsh language/bullying, one attacked with hands with eyeballs that turned into encouraging thumbs-up (possibly about child abuse turning into encouragement? i dunno man), one with guns
I'm just saying a lot of their attacks were violent and possibly linked to shitty homelives before they fell into the Underground and I wouldn't be surprised if they went up there to die
No.532362
>>532349
chara was literally the devil
>>532350
he's not a teenager you fuck
No.532364
*aims cat claws at your nipple*
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>>532362
Chara wasn't literally the devil. They only turn into a demonic thing if you feed into them with LOVE.
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>>532361
>their attacks were violent
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>>532361
>a lot of their attacks were violent
uhh
No.532370
>>532362
>chara was literally the devil
Not in his original kid form, only after Frisk gained all the power of all the monsters in the underground could he wipe away the world as he did. Asriel also had all those souls, and had the ability to do that. That's kinda what people with every monster soul in them does, except Chara didn't have Frisk opposing them.
Chara was just an angry little kid, originally. You can't deny this.
No.532371
>>532364
Roxykitten no, you're too old for titty. Stop trying to climb up there.
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No.532373
only a little girl could be as evil as chara tbh
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>>532369
>>532368
okay fuck you guys it's 6 in the damn morning
What I meant was what the fuck sort of kid manifests guns and knives and verbal abuse as the main thing inhabiting their souls, if not one filled with despair and very good reason to off themselves
>>532372
Fuck off, Chara/Frisk are genderless and the pronouns I use don't matter
No.532375
>>532372
homestuck kids are aracial too :}
No.532376
Chara was an abused kid who went to the mountain to kill themselves probably.
They liked living with their goat family but they wanted to take revenge on the humans that made their life awful and to free the monsters that were nice to them. So then they (actually) killed themselves, got Asriel to absorb their soul, and went to the Surface. Asriel didn't want to kill the humans though, so he just let himself get killed.
No.532377
chara pelting you with butterscotch-cinnamon pies until you burst into tears
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>>532370
i can understand saying chara went there because he hated the village or wanted to get away from there but saying Fris did it too is nosense
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>>532374
the little kids were being weaponized by a crazy flower at the time
i dunno i think that interpretation is reaching pretty far. for sure chara had some dark stuff in the past, and toby opened up the possibility that frisk does too deliberately. but the fact that they're characterized by the gear they used in the underground doesn't indicate that they suffered abuse up top to me at all
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>>532374
>what the fuck sort of kid manifests guns and knives and verbal abuse as the main thing inhabiting their souls
kids that are faced with scary monsters in an underground dungeon
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No.532384
>undertale theory discussion
No.532386
I hate that ugly green turd.
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>>532379
>Frisk is free to live with Toriel after the events of the game
>Is, if the player is so inclined, prone to murder without remorse
>Can flirt and display a knowledge of sex despite being like 9
>Climbed the fucking Death Mountain which is sure to be a task because it'd be railed off and shit to prevent kids getting in, as Frisk did, so he was DETERMINED to do it and unafraid of the consequences
I dunno anon, it just seems like Frisk might have had a really shitty life. He was also wearing a repeatedly-used bandage upon entering the Underground.
>>532380
>the little kids were being weaponized by a crazy flower
But, see, how would Flowey/Asriel have any concept of what a gun looks like? Of what verbal abuse feels like? He can't weaponize it if it's not already there, is my point.
>but the fact that they're characterized by the gear they used in the underground doesn't indicate that they suffered abuse up top to me at all
One has a fucked-up apron and a burned pan which implies a fire, which isn't great
One was a ballerina and that's just one big child-abusey industry
One had a fucking GUN
Plus Asriel lays it out for you with something I assume Chara gave him insight into, being that the only reason most would climb Ebbott is to kill themselves because nobody ever returns
If Chara experienced that stuff maybe other kids did, I dunno you think about it
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>>532388
fuck offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>532389
>Climbed the fucking Death Mountain which is sure to be a task because it'd be railed off and shit to prevent kids getting in, as Frisk did, so he was DETERMINED to do it and unafraid of the consequences
other kids did it, and they were less determined than him
No.532394
>paragraphs and pararaphs of undertale theory discussion
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>>532388
that penis is not-canon
for shame, you should study your references better
No.532396
>>532394
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS EVEN BETTER?
*whip out my "Vriska morality debate" notepad*
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>>532393
Yeah? It still wouldn't be an easy task, and most if not all 9 year olds faced with a giant sign saying "IF YOU CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN YOU WILL DIE, TURN AROUND NOW" and railings blocking them off would turn around if they didn't go out there for a reason better than "i'm gonna play on this baller-ass mountain"
Plus who the fuck goes up a mountain in a tutu and carrying a burnt frying pan, not an ordinary kid
No.532399
GO BACK TO utg REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>532389
Kids get in fights, kids read books and watch tv. Kids know what guns are-these aren't like. toddlers we're talking about. Plus I mean all these kids were hunted down and murdered by monsters, so if they didn't know that stuff, they learned it fast.
A burned pan and a stained apron do not imply a fire, they imply a cook.
The ballerina thing is pretty weak evidence
The gun I don't have a good answer for. I'd argue we don't actually have any reason to believe the fallen were all kids, which is true, but I like it better if they are.
I dunno I'd need a lot more to sell me on the 100% child abuse theory
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>>532389
>One was a ballerina and that's just one big child-abusey industry
Come on vris you're stretching it pretty hard now
One of them liked to cook, one of them was a ballernia, one of them played as a "cowboy", one of them was a bookworm, and one of them was a "tough kid".
The light blue soul just had a ribbon and a toy knife.
No.532405
>>532388
who is this supposed to be
No.532406
what will trump do to stop ben
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>>532389
>But, see, how would Flowey/Asriel have any concept of what a gun looks like?
When they went to the surface to place chara's corpse on a bed of yellow flowers
The humans saw him and they tried to kill him, probably with guns
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>>532389
>One has a fucked-up apron and a burned pan which implies a fire
Yea, you find that in hotland. The land with all the hot and fire. It was probably just an apron and a pan when the kid had it.
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>>532410
zwid is a fat boy
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>>532398
yeah it's called "exploring place you're not allowed"
also the "people that climb the mountain never return" things is a LEGEND
No.532414
>>532389
>One has a fucked-up apron and a burned pan which implies a fire, which isn't great
it means the kid was still learning how to cook
No.532415
>>532410
then why is the dick so big
No.532416
stretching it farther than a gomu gomu no pistol
No.532417
>>532410
Technically it's futa rumia
No.532418
>>532414
>the kid died in a cooking lesson with undyne
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>>532404
>>532403
>>532408
I dunno. I think I might be reading too much into this and speculating too hard, but the theory that they all went up there to die is a pretty solid thing to me. I'll grant that it's no more likely than any other interpretation and I'm probably biased on this.
>>532411
That's a fair call.
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No.532422
the bush needs to be about 10 times bigger for that to be zwid
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>>532421
Excuse me
technically, it's futa rumia
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No.532425
>tfw hsg will never draw you fucking a homestuck character
No.532426
>>532425
holy shit a talking horse
No.532427
>>532426
holy shit, where?
No.532428
>>532425
just do what waifu did and commission glub
No.532429
>>532428
that seems more like chaz's thing
No.532430
>>532427
in the skypechat where it belongs, if it knows what's good for it
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>>532420
Well, I'm with you on it being not just valid but likely for Chara, and for Frisk it's at least been deliberately put in our heads.
Beyond that it's raw headcanon. Kinda sadstuck headcanon.
No.532436
i wonder if drinking coffee spider juice gives you the spider's energy
No.532437
>>532436
Dunk a huntsman and see if you regrow your limbs
I'll wait
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>>532438
I clicked it and then remembered what it was before IT crawled out so I closed it right away
joke's on you!!
No.532442
>>532438
You fuck I know the gif already
Plus the thumbnail has it on her cheek
No.532443
>>532441
joke's on you actually cause you're a fucking pussy
No.532444
>>532438
I like this gif, but it makes me wonder why the spider was okay with that situation and not trying to fuck her up.
No.532446
>>532444
It was probably defanged
It got the hell outta dodge as soon as it could so it was probably freaking out
No.532447
>>532444
it probably doesn't bite
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>>532451
*crawls out*
hey its me
a fucking tarantula
No.532454
oh fuck it
i cant even change the language of the game to english
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>>532450
I don't understand what's happening.
why is there two child.
No.532459
>>532458
Why would there be just one
No.532461
>>532459
I feel like I'm getting spoiled here anon
No.532462
>>532450
*puls on goat ladys dress*
booby
No.532466
>>532462
*murders you in one hit with a toy knife*
No.532468
what if
roxykitten is not the one wanting tiddies
what if
roxykittenanon is the one wanting tiddies
do you get hard while posting about big anime tiddies, anon?
No.532469
>>532461
It's just a headcanon, don't worry about it
No.532470
>>532461
maybe you should...
go back to your skypenig den...
where you won't get spoiled...
No.532472
Roxkit is a living abortion.
No.532474
>>532462
Roxykittenanon has visited utg???
No.532475
>>532468
i'm not one of the original roxkit posters
i'm just carrying on a tradition
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>>532472
maybe we should make her like the rest of the abortions then >:)
No.532482
>>532478
is foreboden really a word the english use
No.532483
>>532482
It's a Ye olde English word.
No.532484
>>532482
No it's the german word "verboten" but pronounced in a silly way
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>>532483
would the undertale monsters speak ye auld englisc since they've been underground for 1000 years
No.532489
>>532488
it's a visual medium
you can see them talk
No.532490
>>532488
I haven't seen them do shit like that.
besides, the autismo one watches anime so they must know about the changes on the surface world.
No.532491
>>532488
>for 1000 years
no chara fell in there in the 90s or so
No.532492
>>532489
what if they're really making the text scrolling noised and the text is just there for translation
No.532493
hello everyone
im eating ravioli
No.532494
>>532491
Yea and? They were just the first person to fall down there. The war was a long time ago.
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No.532498
this ravioli is pretty good
if i was charles barkley i'd be like, "hi i'm charles barkley. this ravioli is a slam dunk."
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Spineless, hsg, and 4chan have left a hole in my heart
Whatever shall I fill it with...
No.532503
>>532498
Show us the ravioli
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>>532498
ravioli, ravioli
what's in the pocketoli
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>>532501
the spice must flow
No.532509
>you're thinking, "shut up and take my halos"
why did bayonetta 2 become a meme game?
No.532510
File: 1448138439063.png (72.59 KB, 293x381, 293:381, tumblr_ny0x6onWVp1rjf577o3….png)
consider the following though
cyclops girls
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>>532511
oh boy, i love temmie!
No.532513
File: 1448138510693.png (260.12 KB, 500x796, 125:199, tumblr_ny0x6onWVp1rjf577o1….png)
>>532510
Consider the following though
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>>532513
I thought the snake head was testicles for a second
why does she have a snake tail anyway that looks retarded
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dullahans are best monster girls
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>>532520
theyre just humans with their heads cut off
No.532522
ooh are we talking about monsterpeople? have you guys heard of uddermen? it's like breasticles, but with udders instead!
No.532523
>>532520
if youre into beheading maybe...
adbullahan....
No.532524
>>532520
it would be more epic it the neck stump left a fuckable hole
No.532526
>>532516
who cares about that hasbeen, ban cletus
No.532527
>>532526
Oh yeah where is cletus
No.532529
ban cletus... irl
>>532528
I think we get the point son
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No.532532
consider the following:
auto-fellatio and auto-cunnilingus
No.532533
>>532531
fuck off skypenigger
No.532534
>>532516
wait was she rulebreaking or what, did i miss egg getting banned before or something?
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>>532528
>shows butthole but keeps pussy covered
what are these mind games
No.532539
>>532534
she got banned for advertising a charity website, iirc, there was a bit of a shitstorm about it
No.532540
>>532534
I'm pretty sure the only rules on hsg are no cp and no vfan
No.532541
>>532534
ban evading
grant banned her a long time ago
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>>532533
>>532535
>>532536
nooooo I was funny first
admire me
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>>532542
nobody is praising either of you
No.532545
>>532538
buttholes aren't lewd
No.532546
>>532545
>implying
buttholes are super lewd
hairless buttholes, though, are just weird. adults have body hair
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No.532548
Bans are really important guys, you always take them very seriously
No.532550
i wanna lick that dullahans bootyhole tbh
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No.532552
Wait you didn't even ban me, I haven't changed my IP
Are you inventing bans to brag about?
No.532553
>>532549
those temmies are not cute...
No.532554
>>532531
looks like this time
i beat you to it
No.532555
>>532545
they're lewd!
super lewd!
No.532556
>tfw no monstergirl gf
>or monsterboi bf
No.532557
>>532541
>>532539
hmm okay
>>532552
probably just unbanned you immediately
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>>532546
>>532555
if God is canonically okay with butt stuff then they are not lewd.
No.532561
>>532554
i'll fucking kill you staerk don't push me
No.532562
>>532560
God canonically is cool with PIV, unless I'm misinterpreting "be fruitful and multiply," but that doesn't mean penises and vulvas aren't lewd
God loves lewd things or they wouldn't be so much fun
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>>532562
then why does god tell us it's wrong
also that ladies shouldn't fuck because that's hilariously wrong
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>>532566
so why did i shit myself...
No.532569
>No, it's ironic food for alive chubby toy.
What did he mean by this?
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>>532564
wait, which rulebooks are we allowed to use? edition matters too, the language varies a lot. I'm assuming we can't use third-party material, so that knocks out Paul
No.532571
T&A (tripfags and aromas)
No.532572
T&A (tendies and anal vore)
No.532573
>>532562
yeah abrahamic religions are actually the most sex positive major religions out there, speaking generally
it just has to be in the right context and with the right people and gods policy is Go To Town
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>>532571
*sniffs*
*vomits violently*
No.532576
remove skype REMOVE SKYPE
No.532577
>>532570
The one the people always quote to say ladies fuckin' is bad
also that lust is evil and sinny
No.532578
>>532563
fuck off lad
that's my job
No.532579
>>532578
*pushes you down*
No.532580
ban skypenigs
I only really use skype for one or two homeboys now anyway
No.532581
>>532575
*gets covered in spew-up*
*strikes an erection*
No.532582
>>532579
>>532578
*pushes you both in a way that causes an accidental kiss on the lips*
No.532583
>>532579
*pomfs salaciously*
No.532584
>>532582
*pukes on tripfag's mouth*
No.532585
>>532580
this but le you as well
No.532587
>>532577
I literally think only Paul cares about lesbians. Old Testament has God-approved gay men and lesbians, by any reasonable interpretation, and New Testament had Jesus healing some dude's catamite (probably, it's less obvious than Old Testament homos imo)
I don't know jack shit about the Qu'ran or the Mormon texts, though
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>>532587
why was paul such an asshole
No.532592
>>532562
PIV is not lewd.
this is canon.
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>>532593
And on the seventh day God rested and saw that his work was good, and admired Yukiko and Satsuki cuddling one another in the cold. "Yea," declared God, "Look upon my creations with naught but joy and love, for they are as I am, as perfect in my image as SatsuKo is perfect in a shipping sense. Gaze upon them chastely smooching. This is what all should be."
No.532599
you know what's always fascinated me? the Talmud and the whole tradition of rabbinical exegesis of the Torah. isn't there a text somewhere where some rabbis argue about whether or not unicorn meat is, or can be, kosher? I'm not saying I'm an expert on Protestant theology because I'm not, but in my sixteen or so years of being an Episcopalian I never heard of any theological debate in the Anglican tradition that sounded like that much fun
>>532591
if he'd ever met Jesus maybe it would've been different
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>>532599
Can Jesus cure being an asshole, because that needs to happen more often
> isn't there a text somewhere where some rabbis argue about whether or not unicorn meat is, or can be, kosher?
isn't that from Snatch
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>>532602
gay... for you...
No.532604
when will we cull the y'all users
No.532605
>>532601
I may have been misinformed, because it sounds like there never was much debate about that precise subject, but apparently the Talmud contains several references to unicorn-like creatures, all of which are either explicitly kosher or probably kosher
http://www.jewishanswers.org/?p=3555
No.532606
why is poofs so obsessed with the bible
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get in
>>408824
>>408824
>>408824
No.532609
i went to /tripfags/ once
it gave me viruses
No.532610
>>532608
what is this gay shit
No.532611
>>532606
what were you trying to draw
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>>532611
i guess you'll never know
No.532615
Hold up everyone I'm making a new thread but 8chan is shitting itself
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>>532432
nice
headcannon accepted