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New thread
tiddies edition
Old
>>532308
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>>532614
is that a dong
IS IT
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>>532624
Where did her vagina go?
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>>532629
girls don't have to have vaginas
No.532634
>eyes of heaven has alternate costumes for fighters
>one of them is joseph's crossdressing outfit from part 2
goty
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No.532637
Why do people enjoy traps?
its weird.
its an abomination
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if I read all of JJBA, maybe I can stave off my growing desire to reread Homestuck?
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>>532637
some people enjoy feminine features but also dicks
No.532640
People need to choose a side.
Boys or girls.
All this in between shit is horrible.
No.532641
when you can't tell if it's an ugly chick or a dude
No.532642
i still like part 6 the best
hype for the part 4 anime, though
No.532644
haha fuck the original Daggerfall
i'll just wait for the Daggerfall Unity Project to be complete
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POO PY DOT
POO PY DOT
POO PY DOT
No.532651
meme secured, turn off the alarms
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i said, turn off the fucking alarms
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>>532658
POOPYDOT
POOPYDOT
POOPYDOT
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>>532658
we'll have to disable it from the inside!
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>>532664
i'm going in
*jumps into septic tank*
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>>532665
anon, no! it's too dangerous!
No.532669
*septic tank breaks*
*the entire thread is flooded with shit*
No.532670
why oh why did we play god?
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>>532614
it's a visual image
you can SEE the dong
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>>532643
I want to put a bullet in her womb if you know what I mean
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>>532669
*there are no noticeable differences*
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No.532680
hey lads what kind of vore should i jerk off to
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>>532680
you should go to communion and eat of the body of Christ you sinful fuck
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>>532682
>worshiping some retard demiurge
who's the fool here?
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>>532680
seconding anal vore
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No.532687
a meme to surpass metal gear
No.532688
Dave couldn’t believe his luck. Then again most people would consider his particular situation to be lucky. Or even good for that manner. But if there was one thing dave was, it was making the best out of a situation. No matter how weird and bizarre it was. And so here he was. Standing in front of various characters from veggie tales all with a look a lust upon their face. Larry looked the most excited. Of course the cucumber would be. Dave always figured Larry as the most depraved of the group. That stupid, goofy personality. That sexy buck tooth grins on his face. Those wanting eyes. Larry would be the deviant. Dave couldn’t help but shrug his shoulders at that fact. He then got to business and grabbed the fruity cucumber. His poured the special KY jelly on the vegetable. He then spread it evenly across the surface. With the prep work done, he removed his pants and underwear and dropped to his knees. The little cucumber’s eyes widened in shock and horror. “Jesus kid what are you doing?” Larry asked. Dave didn’t even bother to reply as he placed the cucumber underneath his hungry anus. Slowly he lowed himself upon the cucumber.
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>>532680
thirding anal vore
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Larry was aghast with horror at what he was witnessing. He screamed and begged for the kid to stop but slowly dave lowered himself upon Larry’s head until the two came into contact. Dave grunted as he slowly pushed the terrified cucumber into his ass. All the while grow excited at inflicting such misery. Dave gradually pushed the cucumber into himself. Pulling and and pushing in. Every time he would push more and more into himself and feel the screaming plant ride against his prostate. At first it was a slow grind. But as he built up speed he found himself in a haze of ecstasy. He needed more. He slammed down aganst the plant feeling the pleasure building. Eventually instinct took control and he needed more stimulation. And what should be there standing in front of him? Eyes wide in horror. Mouth open, but silent. Bob the tomato. Dave figured it would be a good time to finally shut that little bastard up and make himself feel good at the same time. He grabbed the shocked plant and placed it near his stiff dick.
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>>532672
This is a good image
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>>532691
cletus, my man
fucking die
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>>532692
Everyone will, eventually
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Bob had always considered himself a good Christian. He always thought that the wicked would be punished and the pure would be rewarded. And yet here, before his very eyes, his closest friend was being violated in the worst sort of way. His friend Larry had been reduced to nothing more than a means to pleasure some sick kid’s sexual desires. He couldn’t look away as Larry was forced up the kid’s ass. As every time he was allowed to breath he would scream and beg for the kid to stop. And yet the kid did nothing but increase his motions. Grinding faster and faster against his friend. Bob thought it couldn’t get worse. He was to discover it could. Dave grabbed him firmly. He placed the terrified tomato directly in front of his stiff member. “Suck it” was all he said. Bob was too terrified and confused to understand. Dave simply went with it and shoved his dick into the vegetable’s mouth. At first slowly but then firmly. The pleasure got the best of him and he then plunged his dick into bob until it broke the skin. Dave was consumed by pleasure now. Slamming as hard as he could against the cucumber while his dick slammed in and out of the tomato. Stimulation got the best of him and his dick burst out a thick wade of semen.
No.532696
reminder that hilda is evil and a bad waifu
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how should i prepare this salmon
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He slowly pulled the cucumber out his ass and removed the now dead tomato from his dick. He tossed both inside his trash bin. Dave then began to clean himself up, not at least before disposing any evidence of his deeds. No need for Bro to find out. But in the dark and dirty bin Larry knew. He knew everything that had transpired. And the memories haunted him. Bob was silent. He made not a single noise nor even reacted to Larry’s words. Larry slowly moved toward his old friend. Ever cautious of what might await him. Larry wished he could call out to bob. But he found himself to traumatized to even open his mouth.
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>>532697
stick it in a cast-iron pan with some butter, lemon and herbs and put it in the oven
>>532699
she's zelda with a dye-job
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>>532697
whip up some hollandaise, yo
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>>532697
with a lot of cum
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>>532700
Black hair > blonde
Sullen >>> ditzy
No.532704
>a full set of the Talmud is almost two thousand dollars
no jew gold joke intended, I just wasn't aware there was that fuckin' much of it. 73 volumes, hundreds of pounds of book
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>>532704
All of it is filled with disgusting shit
Seriously, they don't want you reading that
No.532707
why am i so into catfish
this fucking show
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>>532706
>old-ass religious text has bad stuff in it, news at eleven
did you think I was setting out to read sacred lit because I thought it was gonna be goodness and light? hell no, I'm here for weird
No.532709
i'm tired of seeing smug trump at the bottom of the page
No.532711
at least hispachan is gone
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>>532709
i can't believe somebody's paying actual real life money to force this meme
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>>532708
No even for a religious text. Even for Judaism. Not says that you can fuck a 3 year old if she's a goy
No.532714
Should I make a Homestuck version of Bill Snaps?
No.532715
i wish i was rich enough to force joey
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>>532709
have one that is not at the bottom of the page
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>>532715
let's get phantos to do it
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>>532717
The Talmud is not the Haggadah or the Torah
Nice try kike
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>>532719
>wake up
>see this
>what do
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>>532717
that doesn't mean you can't use it to be critical of a faith based on those texts
don't respond to this btw
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>>532719
this makes me uncomfortable
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>>532724
There is coming a time where every Jew will have 2800 slaves
No.532729
well she's right
rabbis sucking off babies dont count because bjs arent sex
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>>532719
why can't straight men take selfies from nose level, it is not difficult
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>>532733
Yeah just deny it-- I know that it says in the Talmud that Jews are permitted to lie to goyim, especially about their intentions and the contents of the Talmud
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>>532731
what an old fat fuck
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>>532734
i was gonna say i don't have a problem with that but i've probably climaxed to the idea of sucking a dick too much to still call myself straight
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>>532736
he's been in more h-manga than you
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>>532735
it is therefore not surprising that much of the talmud was copied from the koran
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>>532739
You can try but I'll have 108 mantras at the ready
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FUCKING YOU WILL KEEP ME ALIVE
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>>532739
>you'll wake up with sideburns
is that what you did to wouter?
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man
remember the time cletus and vfan erped
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>>532740
Yeah whenever a Muslim tells you that it's "muh religion of peace" just casually smirk and nudge them with your elbow and tell them you know about taquiya
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I really wish there weren't so many topics I find interesting on my list of "things I can't talk about in HSG"
we can add religious texts to that list, I don't know why I thought I could get away with that in the first place
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>>532750
Just because it happened a long time ago doesn't make it not wrong
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>>532750
destroy the goy brother
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reminder some varieties of rabbi suck the baby's penis after circumcision
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>>532757
saliva stops bleeding tho
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*R3MOV3S YOUR FOR3SK1N W1TH MY T33TH*
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>>532758
maybe there shouldn't be any bleeding to begin with...
No.532762
Background checks are anti-freedom
Everyone should open carry assault rifles everywhere, it's not safe otherwise
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1-800 contacts?
they can't have my brand
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>>532767
Redhead Jesus is a new one
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>>532773
This tbh Semitic religion is shit
No.532782
Where do we go when we die?
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>>532778
basically anything that has its origins in a war-torn oppressive society of illiterates in the ass-end of the world should not be the basis of any religion
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>>532784
Hell is Other People?
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>>532775
How fucking dare you pretend to care about Mesoamericans to try to deflect an argument using some shitty attempt at false equivalency
First off, it really had nothing to do with cucktianity- in fact, many of the conquistadors were Jews kicked out by the Reconquista, and the people who most often opposed Native mistreatment were missionaries
No.532791
I'll believe in Rainbow Road.
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Plus, it doesn't matter if the first Old Worlders in the Americas were Christian, Muslim, Hindu, or fucking Zoroastrian. Smallpox would have unintentionally killed millions
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vfan is the most epic lolcow....
No.532799
do you think god reads what we type on the internet
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do you think god has ever posted on hsg
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>>532793
Ugh I wish there was more giantess porn but of like, 9-12 foot giant eases. Not huge 50 foot tall ones. Someone big enough to be a giantess but small enough to have an intimate physial relationship with
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>>532799
God is a shitposter and humanity is his masterpiece
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do you think god protects us from aliens
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>>532801
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
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>>532801
>a 9 foot lady
oh man oh man oh man oh man
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>>532796
>majority of the Spaniards were Catholics and forced the native populations to convert.
Yeah that sucks but that has nothing to do with mass murder/rape/looting
>>532801
Giantesses*
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>>532804
>>532806
Yeah riding on her back or sleeping between her long willowy legs would be pretty cool
No.532812
indians
chinese
muslim
top 3 worst cultures in the world
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>>532809
is there really a sensible word to be said of the amazons that isnt based on greek myth
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>>532809
I didn't say Amazon and hell isn't real
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serbia
russia
usa
top 3 best cultures in the world
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>>532812
>not Muslim
>not Aboriginal
>not Modern American
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>>532816
he said muslim...
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>>532816
>aboriginals
>culture
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>>532816
i assume he meant human cultures
No.532821
i want grant and vfan to bond over their shared hatred of cousinfucker
i want them to hold hands as they kick his face in
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>>532817
Yes but the other two were wrong
>>532818
Exactly
No.532825
i climaxed to anal vore it was pretty great
i used to have a picture of my dead ex's butthole i kinda totally miss it
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>>532826
i have got to get that le grip!
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>>532815
>russia above the us
god damn grant i really hope you're joking
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REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
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>>532830
He put fucking Serbia on the list
He put the fucking US on the list
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>>532827
this just makes me like grant more... our epic chessmaster grant...
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>>532833
i'm not gonna act like i know jack shit about serbia
also grant has this really weird conservative neet thing going on
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>>532836
Grant likes Serbia because they removed kebab but he forgot that they were Slavs
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grant, the great puppeteer
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>>532841
why ban you when he can become you
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Oh you don't want to become me.
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grant has got the master plan
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grant needs to ban phantos
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big meme, big vape. But I need to be banned.
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still waiting on my final form...
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Grant could ban me for a week and I'd get so much done.
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>>532849
grant needs to ban people who tell him to ban people
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I, Phantos, suck boner while farting
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grant: just according to keikaku
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>>532852
Remember when TFS gave him bane's voice?
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>>532855
this but ironically
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>vfan removed me on skype for a post i didn't make
whatever le lmao
i don't really need any jews in my life
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>>532859
you're right... it's not funny...
it's hilarious!
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>>532861
its like they say...
no jews is good jews
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prepare for maximum trigger saturation
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Why do we hurt each other?
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sponge have you ever tugged your trumpet to vfan's pics
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Love is when you can get this close to someone, THIS CLOSE, and look them in the eye, and say, "Please don't hurt me."
No.532871
>vfan getting mad for leaked nudes after everything that happens with ezett
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Maybe people just love hurting each other, it's natural.
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Maybe people grow up wrong, or... or different? They end up like that, it isn't up to them.
No.532874
Stop pretending to be phantos you fags it's annoying skipping so many posts at once
No.532876
My brow is heavy. I've been shitposting for days and still no ban will come. Only ben.
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>>532869
absolutely
her mouthpics are a part of the hoard just
like
the
rest
of
them
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>>532874
lick my hairy asscrack x3
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And the people who come here, specifically these kids, what about them? Nature? Nurture?
Do they belong in whatever Hell is?
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>>532878
nothing to you but another piece of meat....how callous...how dastardly....
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I don't believe in Hell.
No.532884
i'm like the epic giygas...
she is just another epic bunch of mouthpics to me...
No.532886
*sends nude pics to a known sociopath*
*he posts them*
how dare you ruin my life who could have seen this coming....
No.532887
im such an epic manipulator
*gets owned at every possible corner and triggered to death*
yeah,,,,all part of my epic plan...
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>>532886
What about this kid?
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>>532887
This one?
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>>532883
if it's not hilarious... why am i laughing...
No.532891
Now that's just fucking funny, be back later.
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>>532885
so?
i got some advice to consider
how are you the one who won here
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>>532886
my lad phantos laying the hard cold facts
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>>532865
Every camwhore does this exact thing, bends her ass out to make herself marginally note attractive. I see women fake squats result shots doing it. Maybe I don't need to exercise and do oats, I just need to learn to do that unconsciously.
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>>532897
we all need to do more squats, egg!
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>250 replies
time to go home.
>>532898
>>532898
>>532898
>>532898
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how strong is peri
could a human hold her down
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>>532901
>Hey egghead people in the chat agree you're a terrible fucking sociopath.
le "see these people agree with me in the thing i say" lie face
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>>532902
>op threatening to delete the thread
nah
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>>532901
It is very important to me what you and the other vfan think
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No.533766
someone post more of dirk fucking a horse