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what if making a lot of small threads is breaking the site even worse than few big threads
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this green tea ft. mint is not good what thte fuckc
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>>533294
>tea
>not good
wow who would've thought
No.533296
i walked around with my friends and we sat on a hill when it was really dark and ate candy it was good
No.533297
do you think peridot would love me if she were real?
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>>533295
no i said that this particular tea is not good, not in general you silly fucking goose
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>>533300
please stop posting this
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i hate this room because my dad can hear literally everything im doing which means 0 privacy and not having my friends in here to talk because hes listening in on everything
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when can i get a fucking job already
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>>533295
FUCK YOU NIGGER TEA IS FUCKING DELICIOUS I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD RIGHT OFF IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK YOU SMUG PIECE OF SHIT I SWEAR
No.533319
why isn't anyone responding to my blogs
No.533321
how big is rocket raccoon's dick
No.533326
why arent my spam posts getting replies
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>>533319
you live a boring life
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sometimes i like to imagine groot climbing into my bed and putting his hard cold branch dick into my urethra and letting it grow throughout my body
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>>533321
this big ------------
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groot's cum smells like lavender
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Commend Operating Kill Fuck
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grant is my daddy and im his little princess
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>>533362
it's not a meme...
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Daddy Domination: Planet Earth
No.533369
the milky way are just god's anal beads
No.533374
do you think galaxies are made by god farting
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>>533384
*fuses lips with your butthole*
*sucks out your truss at an alarming rate*
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my prescription says to apply 1 inch but its a small tube of liquid. and im supposed to use this cotton thing and dab it on my hands
how do i measure 1 inch in dabs
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>>533400
just look at your dick
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>>533400
squeeze out an inch of liquid onto a plate or something then dab it
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vfan once offered to smell my poop but i declined and she was really embarrassed
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>>533296
that sounds nice
btw tea with honey in it is good. i love tea, tee hee hee
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i found all my shitty music from freshman year
hell yessss
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i agree, peridot needs a loving wife
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>>533424
that's an odd joey
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why cant i see things right what the fuck
No.533431
my teen angst is reaching critical levels
No.533434
"Lesbians have plagued me my entire life" - Wesley, 2015
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(donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey) (donkey)
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>>533424
peridot needs a husband
a husband named wesley
No.533439
confession time
my wang is fucking huge
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man in retrospect that was actually a pretty good time to do it but i didnt and now i feel dumb
No.533446
hmm this person upset me so much
im going to post nonsensical childish insults about him
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>>533442
why does vfan never make sense?
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>>533446
hmm this person is a cuck
im going to post him being a cuck
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>>533449
peridot and wesley fall in love
No.533454
i love wesley tbh my lads and my fam
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peridot joey and wesley in a poly relationship
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i wish peridot would abduct me off of earth for mating reasons stated by homeworld and start a loving relationship from there
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Santa CLAUS Killed My Family And I Am Ready To Murder
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>>533461
peridot would never do this to me
she is my loving wife who will always love me
No.533468
Joey and Peri
sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage!
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No.533470
Wesley and Peri
sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes baby
in a baby carriage!
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>>533468
would joey or peri get preg
No.533474
time is the most frustrating thing in this entire gay world
No.533476
>peridot and joey as your moms
if only...
No.533478
i'm going to sell vfan's mouthpics
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>>533481
i picked you because you made this poll
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>>533481
goddamn youre pathetic
No.533486
she x^^^^^DDdddd^XxdddddDdxDDD^^^Ddxdmy
MeMe coxDk cmeme Cock xD^^^^^^^^^^
x
^
dD
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this poll is going great :^D
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>>533490
>i'm not on there
what the FUCK kind of poll is this
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>>533491
who the fuck are you
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>>533492
i knew you were ae all along
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>>533490
im not on here what the fuck?
WHAT AM I PAYING YOU SHITHEAD FOR!?
No.533499
is sponge hated here a lot by people
i always see him as a good poster so i may be biased
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>>533498
im a le going to the uplevote this le post a noat a noat xDDDDDdd^d
he rebloggy +1
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>>533500
youre meme game is old and weak young padawan.
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>>533499
by a couple anons, and zwid
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>>533501
he meme my me my jewdi
ma barrel roll in my le midichlorians
he le in my le thetans
No.533505
quick khan, use the force
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>>533505
uuuugh, i dont do well under pressure.... uuhhh uhhh uhh... *farts*
No.533508
khan is a le a funny le
he good in my reddit im my reddit gold
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>>533508
uuhhh uhhh uhh... *farts*
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>>533510
as soon as this tree grows.
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>>533512
Thats not how suicide works?
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No.533517
it'd be nice if all of us were murdered
unfortunately i don't think i'll ever get murdered by her
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>>533515
this but in the most unironic way possible
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>>533511
is this a phantos post?
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>>533519
she asked when I'm going to hang myself.
No.533523
why do i need to go to a therapist to get my tranny drugs
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>>533521
it was very phantesque
having the appropriate image at the ready like that and then referring to contents of said image like it's, a thing right next to you
No.533527
i want to ironically transition into a girl
it will be epic
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>>533524
eh, I pulled it up from a video I watched yesterday
No.533531
being poor is ruining my life
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>>533531
should have thought about that before you decided to be poor tbh
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>>533533
looks like the undertale cancer has spread to them... they don't have long... gehehehe
No.533537
Vfan, come up with original insults plox
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how am i supposed to pay for all this shittttt fuck offfffffffff
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>>533542
your job, assassinate the drifter
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>>533544
why jade look so old
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>>533545
this but with you
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>>533546
she be old
it's alpha jade and alpha dave
No.533553
give me money so someone can tell the doctor that its ok to inject hormones in my body
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>>533553
bby i'll inject hormones in your body
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>>533556
milk isnt gonna turn me into a cute girl
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>>533563
you can still turn into a pile of poop
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ugh i just want her to eat me alive hsg
why is reality so cruel
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dysphoria sucks huge balls
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>>533568
sorry to hear that, anon
but i'm sure you'll be happy one day
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just take a little snib and you can be happier today
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>>533572
holy shit.... youre right
brb
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>>533566
holy fuck i'm not sure i could sit through three minutes of this
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Guys I found something stuck to my undertale.
I can't help but think it's familiar.
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>>533576
Ham steak?
Home slice?
Holy Shit?
I feel I'm just getting farther away from the answer.
No.533580
The Bolshevik revolution was all about the Jews murdering the entire Russian upper class and taking all their properties. The Jews moved into the homes of the Russian aristocrats and became the new rulers of Russia. Then they murdered and tortured tens of millions of Russians. Communism IS a Jewish movement, which explains why a lot of American communists ARE Jews. Jews support communism because it benefits THEM. Communism gives all the power and wealth to Jews. The idea that communism is to benefit the working class is just a deception, to trick non-jews into becoming their slaves. It's similar to how Obamacare is presented as something to benefit poor people, when in reality it will make everyone except the Jewish ruling class more enslaved to the Jewish controlled US government. The Jews are obsessed with controlling everything and making us all their slaves, because their religion tells them that Jews are supposed to rule the world and to be the masters of all non-Jews.
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The whole world is ending.
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>>533580
>low quality shitposting
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ugh my fat cat came and laid on my chest and stomach for like 10 minutes cause she wanted food and i couldn't breathe right
and now its 5:40 in the morning and i'm wide awake
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>>533585
for a sec i thought you cat came on your chest for 10 minutes
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>>533588
who the hecky is rose
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>>533590
uh, rose quartz?
do you even watch the fucking show
No.533592
what's up everybody it's Cr1tikal
i'm playing Hiveswap for PC
let's do this shit
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>>533592
and the game just crashed
excellent, well im done playing this
No.533594
>not knowing about rose quartz
uhh this is only the /ut/su/hs/ board
how can you not know the characters
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blunderfails...
stevie pooniverse fans...
and worst of all...
homosucks...
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rosiel
pearlnaya
floweydot
vrisdyne
asgreg
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i came up with a new dnd monster:
the peeyinpooper
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>>533599
a grown man wrote this post
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You guys are all invited to my wedding with Joey!
No.533602
what's joey looking for??
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reminder that if your waifu was real, she wouldn't be into you, like, at all.
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>>533602
anon what's up with you and feet?
No.533606
adventures in Saltlick's weird visual cortex, continued: I can now trip balls at will without any sort of chemical assistance. I have still never done any psychedelic other than weed, if that even qualifies.
am I literally going insane? maybe. are the side effects pretty neat? hell yeah
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>>533605
Anon is a footfag
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>>533606
mildly concerned, also slightly jealous
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>>533606
You can now try to make your waifu come to life
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>>533605
what do you mean anon
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>>533611
I'm going to slap your shit fam
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>>533608
both of those reactions are really justified, honestly
>>533609
tulpas are the funniest fucking thing. god, even if it actually worked why would you want another person running around in your head, and using your cognitive resources for that matter? I mean, I know why, it's waifuism, but jesus christ
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feed me feet
fresh and moist from stuffy boots
i want the toey tang
huff the soley air
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all I want for gristmas is all footfags dead
No.533618
yes lets take videos from unrelated media and paste undertale faces over the characters
surely this is the highest form of comedy
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>>533618
i keep leaving the gosh derng oecucki open
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>>533618
what do you expect, they mostly came from the homestuck fandom
No.533621
>tfw you shave your head and now you look like an egg
No.533622
do any of you happen to know what an alternian toilet looks like
preferably the kind to have explosive troll-diarrhea into
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>>533622
it looks like their computers and furniture, but is otherwise recognizably a toilet
lemme see if I can find the panel where Terezi fucks with Karkat's toilet
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do trolls poop from their butts
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>>533627
no problem
also only highbloods would call it a toilet, Karkat calls it a load gaper and in general "English-like" terms for things are an aristocratic affectation
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>>533628
no, they poop through their waste chute
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are bone bulges dicks
are nooks vaginas
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Dreams logged: 1 (64)
Images saved: 4 (3)
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I'm at my grammas and I saw this
tumblr goes back farther than we think...
or maybe the fabric faded i dunno
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>>533634
what's tumblr about this
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>>533635
that disease where people's skin discolors in patches is obviously a tumblr invention and not an actual thing seen and known of in the real world
duh
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>>533635
>>533642
No this is some shitty 18th century artisans oc
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