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>>534719
i like this
it's very easy to tell who's a fatty
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>>534729
this is literally one 15 second clip looped for 4 minutes
No.534733
all i want for gristmas
is for HSG to stop replying to vfan
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all i want for gristmas
is a lock of ben's hair
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all i want for gristmas
is a copy of hiveswap
No.534736
Oh right gristmas I still need to do that
Can you change what you want later because I can't think of fuck right now.
No.534737
all i want for gristmas
is terezi's ass
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>>534726
She doesn't love you.
No.534743
Cell should have been a Z Fighter
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>>534743
anon, cell was a genocidal power-hungry monster. it wouldn't have worked out.
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>>534745
yeah....unlike vegeta and piccolo...
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>>534745
just like piccolo and vegeta...
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>>534743
better
he was nine z fighters
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Super Buu should have been a Z fighter
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Hitler should have been a Z Fighter
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Android 13 should have been a Z fighter
No.534753
real talk i wish 17 got the same amount of attention like 18 did
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>>534753
but 17 did not hev a tiddy
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>>534754
he looked fem enough
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do you think anyone in real life got raped on the titanic?
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if you got raped on the titanic and survived, that would probably suck as much as someone who got raped on it and died when it sunk
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john goodman: is he really a "good man"? researchers have found an answer, and it may surprise you.
iunno maybe
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>>534771
where her clothes??
No.534778
>a 26 year old man who will never feel love. he will never feel compassion. He will never feel the heat of the sun or the cold of the moon. He will never see beauty. He will never see grace. Never will anyone he knows see anything past the empty shell he is. The need for instant gratification and the need for now of a child.
>He will never no peace and he will never know the heart and soul of a woman.
>His name is brokenspacebar and he is life will be a disgrace
What did she mean by this?
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>>534778
she means "man this guy who says nigger really triggers me"
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*shrill, non-stop screaming*
No.534784
i am literally taking a shit as i make this post
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>>534784
literal shitposting
wow
No.534786
will you niggers stop raiding 4/utg/
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oi you dumb faggots stop shitposting in utg
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>>534786
>>534787
le suck my le cock
No.534790
NIGGER
nigger
nigger
nigger
nigger
No.534791
Those Charlie Heebdo kikes deserved to die. Every last one of them, as well as the people of France, for being a servant of the Jew.
Wikileaks said that the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists got their death sentences for their unfocused commitment to slandering Islam while propagating the goals of Jewish expansionism.
TL;DR I shed no tears for the dead Heebdo Jews. They're in the level of hell reserved for hypocrites. Only a few brave Frenchmen like Dieudonne M'bala M'bala continue to raise the flag standard high.
No.534792
*spends three hours setting up dominos*
*knocks over one*
*dominos reveal /POL/ PLZ GET OUT in large type*
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I guess I'm watching X Files now
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No.534795
tfw every year the GDQ events get worse and worse
tfw mike uyama has been MIA for a fucking year
tfw jews ruined speedrunning for money
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>>534795
silly anon
GDQ isnt about fun! it's about getting as much cash as possible!
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>>534795
what happened this time
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>>534798
no good runners
every year is more and more of a shitshow
no fun allowed
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>>534799
all i know about speedrun drama is one time a guy was running stuff and meanwhile his girlfriend had sex with literally everyone
how do you top that
No.534804
hsg i dick pic'd myself again
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>>534804
im not going to dignify that with a response
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>>534805
too late, you already did!!!!!
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>>534804
send it to waifu as an ice-breaker
then ask her to take your v-card
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>>534809
why not
are you gonna keep that dick pic for yourself?
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>>534809
Because otherwise you'll die a virgin
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>>534812
i'd probably die a virgin anyways
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otp.........
o-otp....................
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EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
WE GOT A REAL JAM GOING DOWN
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
GET YOUR CHANCE TO DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAAAAM, ALRIGHT
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lads, my silly 'lil filly willy is chilly
i LOVE it
No.534826
New Muscle Building Science Lets Smaller Guys Bulk Up Fast
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>The bull penis has an interesting history. Because of its rope-like consistency and proportions, it was used in the Middle Ages as a flogging stick. Today in some parts of the world it is dried and used as a walking cane.
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>>534832
god bless Ig Nobel prizes.
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gog bless nople prises :DD
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Dreams logged: 3 (20, 60, 23)
Images saved: 14 (8)
No.534836
Can You Fart On My Balls For Good Luck
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>tfw you will never be a skinny white turd getting beaten up by 3 fat black lady wrestlers
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>>534841
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Why is this allowed?
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>>534842
a million times this
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>>534842
you're gay now x3
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>>534842
Because boys always make better girls.
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Does anybody have the teachins of eri pic
I need it real bad, fams
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why are these farts so bad
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being anti muslim is playing right into isis's hands....
..........
...........................
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i started lifting again today
probably fucked up horribly and injured myself, but oh well
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>>534855
*picture of man eating bacon with isis leaders laughing manically in background*
No.534858
if isis wins, so do the feminists...
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>>534858
ooh 'splain me this one
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>>534859
think about it, when was the last time women moved forward in society
it was the world wars, when all the men were away and the women took on the jobs left behind
if all the men are out fighting isis, the women can take over entirely, and if isis wins, the men will never come back to take their position again
boom, instant matriarchy
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isis is a jewish conspiracy!!!!1
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literally every country except israel is at war with isis
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>>534861
>won't let you just vote
unepic
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>>534862
they already got all the jobs... ww3 is just about cleaning up the trash
No.534867
i want to live in a matriarchy
a socialist matriarchy
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>>534861
>breitbart
absolutely disgusting
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>>534873
is good clipboardimage material
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ISIS is Mossad/CIA you cucks
You think fundamentalist Muslims would know to pray in the direction of the Qabaa, right?
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>>534878
aren't a bunch of them just the equivalent of /pol/tards who moved out there
No.534880
here comes cletus, defender of brown people
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>>534879
This is some heavy denial
Yeah, a lot of them are (allegedly) Muslim youth from Western countries, but this is like entry level Islam. You pray towards Mecca. Even if they somehow didn't know that, you'd think the fighters already there would put them right... right?
>>534880
Islam is cancer but so is false flag fearmongering-- the Paris attacks are really suspect now, too
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*In Bane voice*
Perhaps he's wondering why ISIS would say that Allah says not to attack Israel
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what if all terrorists attacks ever were false flags
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>>534885
the illerminatty! of course!!
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*sluts it back up, more forcefully this time*
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>>534888
Yeah, what would anyone have to gain by creating a false sense of terror and confusion? Those dumb tinfoils...
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*forcefully sluts it down*
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*causes 9/11 so that we are forced to slut it up*
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*pretends to slut it up, but secretly sluts it down*
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>>534895
It is written- only spongelord can defeat spongelord
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pic related has also done literally nothing wrong
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>>534897
in which direction does he slut?
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>>534851
worry not I`m here lad
No.534902
cletus is probably right about ISIS guys
he was right about the world being flat too remember
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>>534902
haha i forgot about that
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>>534902
I never said the world was flat you bluepilled ad hominem cuck
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>>534907
you said you believed it, that`s what matters
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>>534908
Prove the ISIS theory wrong
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can someone draw joey and peridot having sex with wesley in the background jerking off to it with tears in his eyes
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>felicia day is the next mad in the mst3k reboot
welp it was a promising aspect
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>>534891
do we have an unironic illuminati guy here. are you the same guy who thought the earth was flat after he was told it was?
wait that was cletus, is cletus even stupider than before?
No.534919
What's up, fugers?
Why is new postlimit is about 300~ posts?
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>>534919
the post limit isn't actually ~300 posts, it's just the site is fucking up a lot if we get to that
so we just make threads real early now
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>>534918
yes it was cletus, you figured it out fam
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>>534922
i know cletus was the flat-earther i was just saying i didn't remember that until after i had typed the thing about the flat-earther
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>>534918
I don't believe in the illuminati and I briefly believed the world was flat for a span of twenty minutes at 2 am
you're refusing to see the obvious disconnect here, why would ISIS pray in the wrong direction on multiple occasions?
No.534925
>Russia writing 'for Paris' on bombs to be dropped in Syria
Trés edgy
No.534926
when will glorious putin nuke the muslims rudy
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>>534925
wow why do you hate the west
>>534926
this
No.534928
>>534926
He have now right to help you in your problem untill you'll ask Putin to do it, which won't of happens till they start killing you on your streets and khalifate your Europe officially.
>>534925
Lol, rly? Also, "for" on "on" in original language?
No.534929
Rudy, how is it being russian and living there?
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>>534928
>He have now right to help you in your problem untill you'll ask Putin to do it, which won't of happens till they start killing you on your streets and khalifate your Europe officially.
saved
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>>534929
Today, being in Russia, in november, in the end of november, where it's supposed to be about -10, was +10. That's ultafuckup from the nature.
I can imagine this will cause drought and famine in more warm counties that are going to became hella hotvery soon, then the war for teh food sorces and against muslim invaders, then forces of Murrica invades Yourope to chill barbarian whites and protect pure innocent muslims and negros withe their rights and freedoms, then russian forces stepping in the war game "For The God-Imperor Putin!" and the other two Horsemen of the Apocalypse - War and Death - joins the game (Plague and Famine are already going ti be there).
Or may be not.
I'm not the Prophet or Seer, after all.
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>>534931
Rudy I'm just going to start reading all of your posts out loud to myself. It's a great experience.
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oh no hsg look
you posted about him too much and he snapped
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>>534931
all I'm asking is
how does it feel being russian?
is putin a good leader?
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>>534938
> how does it feel being russian?
That's feels good. That might feel very bad if I was in a full loser sitiation with no friends, work, money, hobbies etc, but thanks God that's not about me. I like me city, and I'm 90% satisfied living in Russia. Woudn't go to live other places, only guesting.
> is putin a good leader?
Mostly great one in a foreign policy, meh tier good in domestic policy.
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>>534939
Can I be russian with you?
would you accept me in your household?
No.534941
>okay little goat, you need to eat this
>but anon, i dont like it
>its for your own good, i dont want you to contract autism
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>>534941
who are you quoting
No.534943
at least they
kill each other
and at least they
fuck each other's butts
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>>534940
> Can I be russian with you?
If you have white skin, with time you'll understand to how to think and live in russian and then you might try to.
> would you accept me in your household?
How can I answer to you about that when I don't even know you?
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>>534943
me talking about the middle east
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>>534948
>>534947
top of the kill list
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>>534944
do i need to unlearn english?
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>>534950
top of the cuck list
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If we lived in a world where, all other things held equal, it was Obama vs Trump for presidency who would win?
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i have no weed and i must blaze it
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i don't know if there's a new thread or the board is acting up or what
spoonfeed me
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>>534960
i think we're just dead
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>>534961
>>534962
geez, that's pretty dad
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>>534960
There is only ghosts here
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>>534973
i mean who's the italian
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>>534976
>>534978
all religious creation stories are balls retarded that's not specific to hinduism
cletus is dumb though
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>getting your political motivation from a virgin
>not from mass murderers
LOL
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am i cool and hip yet hsg :DDDDDDD
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being a mass murderer is good
unless you're a virgin
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only virgin mass murderers are bad
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vfan judging people's entire world view based on whether they did the dirty or not