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you have been judged unepic by a jury of your peers
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oh new thread! maybe senpai will notice me now!
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>>535303
my ears are bleeding i can't hear it anymore
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hm....
is that shark-chan?
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>>535309
is this just a four minute long drum loop?
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>>535309
is this from a bad indie video game
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>>535303
i'm no-lyrics anon, and it wasn't baaaaaaad
but it wasn't great: kinda generic club music with more static than usual
i'll link some grood music when i get home
No.535314
tbh Red Hot Chili Peppers is one of the best bands of all time.
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>>535314
Johann Sebastian Bach would fucking slay them fam
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it sucks that John left RHCP
No.535326
listen to this
*loud long fart*
No.535327
imagine living out your entire youth without having been into music
that's like
a terrible fucking waste of a core component of your early life.
No.535328
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hands down the best simpsons scene of all time
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>>535326
*progressively syncopates layers of fart beats on top*
No.535331
you've finally made a memer
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>>535330
I don't know why but I think undyne would do well with a happy trail and leg hair
No.535334
i'd do well with not seeing another underpost ever again
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>>535325
yeah, but the new guy isn't awful at least.
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>>535335
if i see this fucking dog one more time...
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minute rice man vs boniface
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>>535330
I thought their legs were broken for a second
No.535347
christ we have the worst memes
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>>535347
they're all we have
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>>535348
This is a RARE Boniface
No.535351
why is this planet so unepic
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>>535351
No twin suns or multiple moons
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
holy sh*t how can toby say something like this....
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>>535347
The good memers are all dead no
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>>535354
why did they chose that name
No.535357
is it gay to fuck a twink if they have no penis.
like, this hypothetical twink has been castrated.
No.535358
Seriously why the fuck would you name your weird creepy future food "Soylent"
That's like a Wall Street banking firm being named "Plunder, Exploit, Cheat and Lieberman"
That's like naming your travel agency "Uncle Julio's Rickety Ride"
Why
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>>535357
what about the balls
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>>535358
They thought it was a funny joke.
I never actually read the story of soylent green but if they just take dead people and turn them into food in a way that isn't poisonous or something who cares.
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>>535357
It depends on how long the penis has been removed. the body is like a capacitor, but itsead of electric charge, it's for gayness. The penis is the current that keeps the gayness capacitor that is your body charged. But then when the penis is cut off it slowly loses its "gay charge" just like a capacitor when the current is cut off. Does that make sense?
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>>535359
balls are gone too
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No.535366
"gay" is an abstract concept
No.535367
If you're male and fucking someone with XY chromosomes that's gay
No.535368
"👢" is an abstract concept
No.535370
eunuchs were traditionally seen as neither male nor female
it isn't gay, but it's not straight either
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>>535366
so is your sex life
No.535372
What if I fuck someone with klinefelters, is that gay?
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>>535370
Two-Spirits/Hijra/Eunuchs are gay
No.535374
"I'd mount n' do me hard" - Cletus
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>>535373
those are three different things you goofy nigger
maybe to "you" they're "gay"
fortunately you don't get to dictate the actual definitione of things
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>>535375
They're homoerotic and have always been considers such
Jesus I never said being gay was bad you fag
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>>535378
so did God
makes you think
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>>535379
Is El ever gonna hook back up with Asherah
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>>535380
are you ever going to get banned
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>>535379
Grant=God confirmed
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>>535381
I'm just saying he's been kind of a dick since they broke up
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>>535319
>>535313
i said grood music, but it might be terrible and i just have weird tastes
like the whole not liking lyrics thing is weird obviously
anyways i'm on mobile and there's no embed field so here:
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?list=PL61613C0A0B03464F&v=BJJYAj-_MEo
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No.535387
is the thread fucking up for anyone else
No.535388
give me an idea for a video to upload on youtube
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>>535388
take video game melodies and sing about wanting gf to the tune
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>>535388
joey swallowing peridot's gem
No.535391
それはゲイない。私はXX染色体持っています。
あなたオーガズムに達しない限り。次に、それはゲイです。
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>>535388
Do a ~wacky~ rendition of some video game music.
Kazoos, acapella, and wine glasses are already taken.
No.535393
>damara will never shotgun that dank ghost weed down your throat
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>>535391
There he goes again.
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>>535391
can this be banned for spam?
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>tfw you'll can't beat airman
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No.535403
No that name just sucks. I like Egghead, I just don't want to think of that guy. It's always gonna hurt
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>>535402
my read was obnoxious from the thumbnail
thanks for reaffirming
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>>535406
>>535407
this is creepy, bislut
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why do some games put "2K16" instead of 2016
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>>535403
I'm glad you realized that
I got second hand embarrassment just from looking at it
No.535412
i really want to kill people right now
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Who would win, Beerus or Superman?
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>>535416
grounded 4 till cock
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>>535412
"I dreamt I was Wesley and I killed a bunch of people"
No.535420
A lady came to my door just now and I'm really confused about what she was asking and also really annoyed my Spanish wasn't good enough to catch it
She said something about a way for me to make extra money, she asked how long I had lived in my house, I said since January, she said something about buying shampoo and other things...?? But I didn't understand what she was saying the way to make money was and the whole thing was spooky even though she was dressed nicely. She also didn't knock on any other door...?? And didn't try hard to explain it to me because I think she thought I couldn't understand her at all
So lost right now
No.535421
anyone else not reading that?
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i think its incredible thjat Bernie Sanders compared Franklin Delano “The mingling of Asiatic blood with European or American blood produces, in nine cases out of ten, the most unfortunate results” Roosevelt
Franklin Delano "Lock up the Japanese Roosevelt"
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>>535423
compared him
to MLK
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>>535422
Oooh that actually might be it, since I told her I would be starting a job tomorrow and it didn't seem to sway her. Gosh I don't know why she wouldn't just say it, she blurted out what it was and then I couldn't get her to repeat it.
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>>535424
He was talking about labor
Bernie is the labor rights candidate and I don't know why that's confusing people
No.535429
bernice sanders
hot r63 action
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>>535428
I don't think you understand
he compared ruling class elitist racist shithead FDR
to M L K
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I wanna fuck David Duchovny
No.535434
reminder that trump is literally hitler
No.535435
vfan is so straight she can't even manage to be a lug
No.535437
trump the insult comic politician
No.535438
So what Abraham Lincoln was racist. George Washington was racist. Literally almost every person was racist up until very recently. Don't focus on it or you're gonna have a bad time
It also leads to nonsense like "oh the founding fathers owned slaves why should we listen to what they had to say???"
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No.535440
someone give me a good porn
No.535441
hot loud-mouthed in-charge businesswoman donna trump
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>>535430
>class elitist
>the guy that gave us the new deal and the NLRA
>the guy that said "Primarily this is because rulers of the exchange of mankind's goods have failed through their own stubbornness and their own incompetence, have admitted their failure, and have abdicated. Practices of the unscrupulous money changers stand indicted in the court of public opinion, rejected by the hearts and minds of men. True they have tried, but their efforts have been cast in the pattern of an outworn tradition. Faced by failure of credit they have proposed only the lending of more money. Stripped of the lure of profit by which to induce our people to follow their false leadership, they have resorted to exhortations, pleading tearfully for restored confidence... The money changers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We may now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply social values more noble than mere monetary profit."
No.535443
Remember when Bernie said he was against middle east interventionism, and then funded those operations?
Remember how he called the cops on students protesting Yugoslavia back in the 90s?
Bernie Sanders is a hack and a liar, just like every other candidate and I'm disappointed people are falling for his shit.
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>>535443
Terezi grownups are talking
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>>535444
Do you not like being dragged out of your echo chamber
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>>535444
le invalidating this guy's facts with le ad homo names le meme
No.535448
whens vfan running for president
No.535450
His stance on gun control is inherently classist and racist.
and fun fact egg, he IS part of the One Percent
ANYONE making over $200k is
that includes dual income households and married couples, it isn't unattainable
his greatest contributors are nationwide unions backed by millionaire Union Bosses.
No.535451
Why do you guys still post here?
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>>535451
fuck off blunderfail
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>>535444
do you have any arguments or are you just gonna call me a dumb kid again
No.535455
vfan forcibly brainwashing you with her enchanting jewish eyes
losing the will to fight as you feel the warmth of vfans truths enlighten you
being made to carry vfan around and loving it
No.535456
anyone who's sick of the undertale general people coming here and shitting up hsg i recommend you go to 4chan /vg/'s undertale general and shit it back
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>>535451
where else would i post
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>>535458
in vfans world, we're all ae......
No.535461
why haven't you niggers filtered sako yet
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>>535461
why dont you filter my piss down your gullet you spineless freak of nature
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No.535465
when will americans learn to stop trusting jews called bernie
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I am the jew-smashing, heart-dashing, son of a gun who fucks for fun, shitpost master extraordinaire and Homestuck General's most iconic and endearing personality
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>>535450
oh of course that's why you don't like him, muh guns
i was wondering why you started posting about something other than guns
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>>535463
go oil your forestock not important jr.
No.535469
bernie isn't perfect but he's out only hope to keeping america decent with shillary clinton and donald "i follow hitler's methods" trump. all of the other candidates are just unpopular white noise.
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>>535461
it's funny to watch him spaz
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>>535450
>>535450
You are so fucking autistic I can't believe the things that come out of your mouth
You are so stupid that you would willingly sell your soul and your entire chance for escaping poverty to a fucking superpac billionaire for gun rights you already have and can never have taken away, even though you have just about zero hope of ever having the free money for the cost of a gun since real wages are plummeting as those very unions struggle to organize immigrant and minority workers, who often don't have any fucking rights as workers, in the face of increasingly aggressive, ILLEGAL employer tactics. Do you have any fucking idea how nuked the NLRB is? How nuked unions are? You are seven fucking teen and so stupid that your two biggest concerns in life are getting a girl to pee in your mouth and getting a gun to shoot animals with. How could you possibly begin to understand the real world with this bullshit close mindedness
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>>535469
i meant to add "out there" after trump
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>>535474
egg is a confirmed sperg and nut she would type all that
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>>535474
This is my degree leaking
No.535479
*says sammie instead of sandwich*
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*says cruller instead of churro*
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>>535478
you have a degree? Whats it in? mental illness and oversensitivity?
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>>535464
It's certainly the worst contemporary one.
"They can't lick our dick" is pretty bad today, though.
No.535486
which candidate would end the human race the fastest
No.535487
ooooh aaaaah
of course eris gonna be build the wwall
No.535489
i can like an ad to this guys book!
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Tbh I wish Ganondorf was real so I could vote for him
We need a strong, demoniac leader
He'd appeal to Dems because he's not white
He'd appeal to Republicans because he understands the need for a robust national defense
He'd appeal to libertarians because he's a video game character
Win-win-win
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>>535497
quotes from nearly 40 years ago is my favorite meme
No.535499
i want my trump/cruz ticket
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>>535498
sorry if it makes your commie look bad, better call it a meme that makes it not count I guess rofl
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>>535498
That's 43 years ago actually
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>>535499
I'd even settle for Cruz/Trump to be honest.
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>>535506
shipping real people is weird you guys
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>>535483
Oh ebin but it's actually in fucking your mother so hard I send our juices back in time and we both become your parents and the resulting unnatural mishmash of three people's dna gives you the down syndrome I am currently observing
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>>535501
>should we listen to the founding fathers as immortal entities of eternal ideological wisdom
when the FUCK did I say this?
>when most of what they believed was dubious at best.
>implying
>why should academia, and so, the rest of the world, care about the "founding fathers"
.... yeah you know what they're not historically important or significant at all. Besides they're old white men
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>>535508
I'm talking about a presidential race with Ted Cruz as president and Donald Trump as his running mate (that means if Cruz wins Trump will be the Vice President)
No.535514
if ahmed's clock really worked he'd see that his 15 minutes are up.
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>>535513
Cruz is a huge kike cock sucker
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>>535513
you say that but all i see is trump bitin the pillow while cruz goes hogwild
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>>535517
Trump would be the dom silly
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>>535516
elaborate?
>>535517
what are you gay
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>>535518
What if trump is into findom
No.535522
what are trump's fetishes hsg
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>>535522
the secret one is carson's bbc
No.535526
i wasn't paying attention to the name fully and thought this was spacebar
they're both dumb but whatever
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>>535521
>dissing the Enlightenment
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>>535527
no one cares cletus
No.535531
Lex "all Muslims celebrated 9/11" Luthor
No.535532
what the usa needs is a nice bloody war fought on their soil
No.535533
all I see is a bunch of americucks bitching about politics
No.535534
>>535523
so? Point out the democrats who are advocating for building ovens
No.535535
now stalinism, that's a relevant ideology
No.535536
why do americans want a meme candidate
No.535537
>>535536
america is the birthplace of meme culture
it's only fitting
No.535538
>>535530
Seriously die you cuck-- you don't know how shitty serfdom was
>>535534
True both sides have to pander to the Zionist lobby or their political careers are kaput
Still he's a huge neocon cuck and goes farther than most in his kosher fellatio
No.535539
See, all liberals hate america. They drone on and on about how much better they like Europe and wish they lived there, because deep down they just dont feel like working and want the government to take money from the people with jobs and just hand it to them. That's really the core ethos of the leftist mindset, it's a desire to manipulate people so they can kick up their feet and watch others wait on them hand and foot. Why else are they so focused are the gimmiedats? Because that gets them voters, is why.
No.535540
Ted "genocide the Palestinians" Cruz
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>>535539
Normally this is a meme but this man actually believes it
Take note friends. If you wonder how ISIS recruits, just think about how /pol/ manages to do it.
No.535543
Why else are they so focused are the
No.535545
why do americans love israel so much?
they even cut their boy's penises in imitation of their jew idols
No.535547
even the most right wing candidate is a yid lover
gg america
No.535548
>>535545
because the jews run the world, did you not get the memo?
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>>535528
no one cares about most things i post
this is essentially just posting the first thing that comes to mind, not like it matters
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>>535545
our eyes in the east....
No.535554
things would be different if i had a goat for a mom
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>>535549
you're a bad poster
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write-in putin this election
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>>535552
That's how far we've fallen
>>535553
>>535555
>>535556
Vfan how butthurt are you at the fact that mother russia is now under the iron fit of a red blooded nationalist fascist chauvinist and everyone in his country loves him?
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>>535566
Wow vfan most of my pinko friends at least have the balls to admit that the Soviet Union was a shitty piece of shit and a bad implementation of communism
No.535570
>>535561
grant we all know you say things just to have the opposite opinion
if cucking was mainstream and unpopular you'd be praising it
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>>535568
vfan is a stalinist
No.535575
Cutfags are disgusting and unfuckable tbqh
No.535577
you're right vfan, we do need more epic genocides
No.535578
>>535575
wwhat about growwerfags
No.535579
>>535568
ah yes the old "it has never been tried before" approach to communism
No.535580
See he was a nice guy the poster says so
No.535581
>>535578
Flaccid or erect size isn't that important, just technique and sensitivity
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>>535579
I never said I agreed with them but at least they admitted it
No.535584
new ideology: xXxdeath666anarchyxXx
you destroy government forever by killing everyone
No.535585
every postion in the government is filled by whoever shows up first in the morning
No.535588
>>535587
>>535586
well which is it
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No.535682
Do you know what kosher means? It means the animal feels it when you slaughter it.
Non kosher means they render the animal incapable of feeling the pain.
Are you a torturing Jew?
I don't think you want to be the Hitler of the food chain, so say no to kosher.