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No.535595
>>535594
its called a waste of paper
No.535596
No.535597
>>535595
yeah at least wipe your ass with it =D
No.535598
>wes complains about damaraposts
>entire thread plunges into political discussion
should i just go back to copypasting choice posts from /pol/
No.535599
>>535598
do whatever you consider epic
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No.535601
>>535594
Both aren't fit to wipe my ass with tbh, the paper is too thin
No.535602
>>535601
double ply it lad
No.535603
>>535602
nah it's too crinkly too
not soft at all
No.535604
what bibles are good for is starting fires
it really makes it a snap to get that american flag blazing
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No.535606
>>535598
that wasn't me though??
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No.535610
give ben a big ole hug
and jam it in
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No.535614
GIANT
FLOWER
VERSUS
METAL DOG
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No.535616
>>535613
I will murder you
No.535617
>>535616
don't do it they'll come back as a ghost or a skeleton and gain sexual pleasure from it
No.535618
*levitates in midair*
*summons massive ball of energy*
*launches it at Denny's*
*in booming voice*"not accept my coupons, will you?"
No.535619
why didn't the monsters just climb out the hole
No.535620
I need you all to drop what you're doing and read this fanfiction by a Swedish girl because "Brother, I used your girlfriend, she so lovely body. I touchted it" is the single best supervillain brag I've ever seen
https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/77666048
No.535621
>>535620
>scroll
>scroll scroll
>300 images
yeah no
No.535622
the skeletons are still there
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No.535624
>>535622
they probably aren't leaving pal
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>>535620
i ain't clicking that shit
No.535627
>>535625
fapping often does that
No.535628
No.535629
Egg that's too fucking long
No.535631
sako and egg sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
No.535632
how can you like shotas and hairy men
that makes no sense
No.535633
what appears to be the grinch wearing a mask with a gun
No.535634
>>535632
its called being gay
No.535635
when will we get a school shooter wearing a pepe mask
No.535636
when will we get a school shooter wearing a striped shirt
No.535637
>>535635
>>535636
be the change you want to see in the world
No.535638
global ban on all pepes after the shooting
hope you've got your stash locked up tight
No.535639
it was an anti-pepe false flag op
No.535640
my dying words after being shot by the pepe shooter... "dumb frogposter"
No.535641
cia fear-mongering preying on our meme's
No.535642
>>535638
that just means they'll become rarer and more valuable
No.535644
>>535641
now is not the time for fear
No.535645
pepes on the meme market gradually being replaced by spurdos
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No.535647
everybody shut up! i have an erection
it only happens 87 times a day
stop what you're doing and witness penis perfection
this is more important than what you have to say
No.535648
>>535647
*slides a needle down your urethra*
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No.535650
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No.535652
>>535646
you can take the kid out of the ocean but you can't take the squid out of the kid
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No.535655
>>535654
it's not bad from the shoulders up
but dang that waist yo
No.535656
i'm more of a fan of lauren zuke than i am of steven universe tbh
No.535657
i'm more of a fan of dog piss than i am of human shit tbh
No.535658
>>535656
i want to marry zuke
No.535659
>>535656
googled. seems subhuman. score adjusted.
No.535660
>>535655
the face is the worst part
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No.535663
>>535662
this flavor of the month is 12 months stale
No.535664
I am in favor of kicking asses and being really cool while doing it
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No.535666
satan says go brush your teeth
and don't forget to floss afterwards
No.535667
>>535658
isn't she a lesbian
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No.535670
kinda upset that i can't find my stuffed snoopy doll that my niece took out of my room tbhtbthbtbht
if something happened to him.......
>>535663
bitch i'll love zuke and that ship any time of the year i don't care what month it is
No.535671
i am romantically in love with zuke
No.535672
why was i cursed to be born a cartoon fucker when cartoons will never be real.
why did god play this extremely cruel trick on me
No.535673
No.535674
*works on a popular children's cartoon*
*tweets about fucking cartoons all the time*
No.535676
maybe she'll be into to me if i convince her that i'm an android
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No.535680
>>535679
no, he just likes the thought of having a dick in his mouth is all
No.535681
>>535676
as long as you convince yourself first
No.535683
Fuck thiS board and how slow its index updates
I'm not reposting the kosher thing.
No.535684
>>535672
>when will cartoons be real
3D printing is a thing
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No.535687
>>535683
maybe we'll get out own disc when we're as epic and influential as /animus/
No.535688
Rev is going on a two week vacation
Maybe he'll deign to post during that time
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No.535690
>>535685
no no no
Peri is shit
No.535691
>>535688
what are you his secretary
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No.535696
i really miss licking feet hsg
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No.535698
>>535696
you can lick mine *wiggles toes*
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No.535700
hey grant maybe try not being a cunt
No.535701
>>535700
no x3
try getting not shit fetishes
No.535702
>>535699
*smooches your butt*
No.535703
*fits entire foot in your mouth*
suck it
No.535704
>>535670
yo fam I got you covered eyyyyyy
No.535705
who wants to read about a time-travelling kid tormenting a skeleton
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No.535707
>>535704
i hate this trans snoopy meme
No.535708
>>535707
you can't hate my trans snoopy
that's a hate crime
No.535709
>>535666
Satan knows best!
No.535710
>dad watching some old movie in living room
>guy is a huge asshole, calls girl an idiot, makes her cry
>she runs into his arms anyway
>yells at her for not understanding a story
>"i don't understand you either, but that doesn't mean I don't like you, I love you!"
>he proposed and they're getting married now
eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I have never been so happy in all my life!!"
EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUGH
>>535704
i love.....
No.535711
>>535710
>not wanting a girl you can bully
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No.535714
>>535711
i only like bullying if they get mad, not sad
No.535715
>>535714
>not wanting to bully a girl to tears and then fug her to tears.
No.535720
>>535718
congrats on being more experienced than everyone in hsg.
excluding myself of course, I've totally done like
orgies and stuff
No.535721
>>535718
melanie is a dumb name, is that your gf?
No.535722
>>535717
it's odd when you don't have some big flashy name
it makes you look...meek
No.535724
>>535723
don't be a wimp, just date her like gosh.
No.535725
what's wrong with you people
No.535726
>>535724
go to the glue factory already
No.535727
>>535726
It's ironic advice anon
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No.535729
>>535723
congratulations
tell her to change her name to "melon", its like 27 times better than "melanie"
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No.535733
>>535730
I've gotta stay hip in front of the fellas vfam
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>>535733
you're dead ponyboy
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No.535740
>>535736
that sounds homosexual
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>>535741
hurry
i'm literally waiting with bated breath
No.535745
close the book on the skypenigs
No.535746
No.535747
y-yeah, let's kill those dirty skypers
No.535751
i don't care what you guys think, melon is like the cutest name
the only reason i would ever get a pet would be to name it melon
No.535752
>>535750
for white hipster cock
No.535754
the last time i didn't have a crush on someone I think I was 4 years old
No.535755
we'll introduced cane toads to eradicate these skype pests
No.535756
>>535753
vfan is such a cuck
No.535757
No.535758
the last crush I had was very sinful.
No.535761
>>535759
YOU'RE. NOT. GAY.
No.535762
gay is okay
but straight is great
No.535763
good night, hsg
sleep tight, buppers
No.535764
gay is the way
het's a shitty bet
No.535765
>>535763
They are all dead.
No.535766
Seriously, all vfan does is attempt to bring people down, but she's so obvious and heavy handed about that it just doesnt work. its like she's swinging a giant fucking hammer around really slowly and really inaccurately. It's just not effective.
and to think someone this... toxic is going into child psychology and wants to "help" children. but in reality she is probably trying to get payed to be in a position of power over people who are much much weaker than her and much more easily manipulated.
She'll definitely cause CHILDREN years of trauma by putting the one she arbitrarily doesnt like onto meds that will fuck their psyche. I bet she'll try to fuck one of the children too, she comes off as one of those people who will do anything for a power trip.
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No.535768
breeders are leaders
puffs ain't up to snuff
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No.535771
>>535766
This actually really worries me
I've had shitty psychologists and I can't possibly imagine someone like vfan helping some fucked up kids mental state
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No.535774
>>535773
Please change your major and never interact with children.
No.535776
You are an actual nutcase and you will only be harming them
No.535777
>>535773
giving children prescriptions is a p big deal tbh.
No.535778
Look at your psychologists last name and nose, before deciding to see them
problem solved?
No.535779
vfan will be a homeless druggie, the kids will be safe as long as they don't go close to her cardboard box
No.535781
Giving developing children medication that could potentially make their situation worse is actually a big fucking deal
I've had awful psychologists who didn't give a shit about me or my parents and left me more fucked up than I was before
don't fucking take any job that will have you be around children
No.535782
i've known people who were pretty fucked up from wrong prescriptions
No.535783
>>535781
The psychologist I had as a child fucked me up for a bit. It was rough stuff.
No.535784
>>535781
if only you went to a handful more >:)
No.535787
u ever put ur dick in a watermelon
No.535788
>>535778
okay, but what if you are jewish too
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No.535790
>>535788
snake can't die from their own venom
No.535791
you should have thought about your major before you let your parents push you into it lol
No.535792
>>535786
what does melons laugh sound like
No.535793
>>535785
what sako said had nothing to do with politics though?
it had everything to do with the fact that the second most unstable person on an internet forum is trying to give prescriptions that will alter the mental state of children.
How can you possibly help control a childs mental state when you cant even control your own?
No.535794
>>535790
okay, I'm good then.
what other benefits do jewish people get.
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No.535796
>>535790
they can though. If a snake bites itself then they will die.
No.535797
if the person who got angry that my friend had out an emrakul unsleeved a while ago is here, he sleeved his foil one
he still has four other ones unsleeved though
No.535798
>>535796
that's what they want you to think...
No.535799
>>535797
I don't understand ANYTHING that I just read.
No.535800
>>535799
its ben posting about his stupid ass card game again
No.535801
>>535800
why do his cards have sleeves
No.535802
>>535798
okay technically if the snake bites itself it wont die because it wont release any venom because sneks can control venom release. But if their own venom was injected into their bloodstream they would die. but it would take a higher mg/kg to be lethal.
No.535803
>>535798
okay technically if the snake bites itself it wont die because it wont release any venom because sneks can control venom release. But if their own venom was injected into their bloodstream they would die. but it would take a higher mg/kg to be lethal..
No.535804
>>535801
because its winter
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>>535794
+2 to agility, advanced media control, gaining strength via consumption of foreskins, etc.
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No.535809
>>535801
so they don't get damaged
I probably wouldn't have sleeves on the one deck I used if my friend didn't buy sleeves for me and then sleeve my deck himself because he didn't want me to play without them. A lot of people play with double sleeves.
also some of these pieces of cardboard are very expensive
No.535810
No.535811
i fucking love snakes. i fucking LOVE snakes
i used to play with the ones at the wildlife lab in college when i was drunk or sad. and in elementary i brought one in for show and tell once and it really freaked out the teacher
i want a rainbow boa when i grow up
No.535814
>>535812
i always thought the x 3d game movie thing was stupid, a name or just the trip fits a lot better
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>>535813
i wanna chop joey's head off with a shovel
No.535817
>>535813
i fucking love this. i fucking LOVE this
No.535818
No.535819
joey mongoose vs. joey snake
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No.535823
>>535821
imagine a world where people really did shit out of their nips.
what would the butthole even be for in that world
No.535825
>>535824
vfan is confirmed to be a black jewish man
No.535826
No.535828
I can't believe vfan is going to literally fuck children
No.535829
>>535828
she's gonna be a chomo
No.535830
>>535823
it would be for fun
No.535831
>>535827
what le fuggy mcwuggy
No.535834
>>535832
I dunno.
the term "pedophilia up" is pretty fun.
No.535835
>>535832
maybe you just shouldn't fuck kids
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No.535837
>>535832
Considering its coming from you...
you say way more offensive things all the time.
No.535840
>>535838
not a funny thing to joke about btw
like in any capacity ever
No.535841
>>535838
not a funny thing to joke about btw
like in any capacity ever
No.535842
>>535838
not a funny thing to joke about btw
like in any capacity ever
No.535843
>>535836
no way
ben is deffo not the type
rev i can see doing it though, although i feel like if he had tendencies like that he would have absolutely posted about them because he's 100% unaware
No.535844
in before indignant reply
No.535846
send rev into space where he cannot harm anyone
phantos too for good measure
No.535847
>>535844
literally 1 second in before the post
i am an esper
No.535848
>>535845
I have friends
and they love me
No.535850
how many more people have to leave before I become the best by default.
No.535851
"you absolutely should never make this kind of joke"
*makes that kind of joke seconds later*
*gets mad when called out on it*
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No.535853
>>535849
considering you have 0
No.535854
>>535852
aren't there only like 20 people here
No.535855
>esper
>ESP-er
fuuuuuuuuuck
No.535856
>>535854
without vfan posts there are 24 unique poster ids
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No.535858
>>535856
really only 24?
shiiiiiiiit
No.535860
oh so THAT'S why he's into guns so much
No.535861
>>535859
i think you might be retarded
No.535863
>>535856
so I'm officially the worst then? I've finally reached the goal that I originally set out for?
No.535864
>>535863
youre still above vfan and phantos
No.535867
>>535864
but I thought there were 30 people here better than me.
these maths aren't mathing out anon
No.535868
and that godson... was ben
good night
No.535869
>>535865
>>535866
suck his horse cock why don't ya
No.535870
hey guys did you hear Charlie Sheen has aids?
No.535873
sako doesn't even remember lite brite.
ree
No.535875