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The best pope.
Boniface 13
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>>535883
boniface 13.....the dark boniface.....
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My Mom Doesn't Remember Pearl Harbor
is such a good name for a midwest emo band
No.535886
Vfan is a child molester is an even better midwest emo band name
No.535887
my favorite meme is anti-gamer gate people defending a legitimate proven pedophile because it was le evil gooberdoobers who exposed him
No.535888
do you think there will be bands in the future named things like
the holocaust or 9/11
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>>535891
defending pedos is normal to you?
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>>535891
I mean some of the points made by the whole gamer gate thing are pretty legitimate, but the general public just sees it as a bunch of shut in neets.
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>>535893
yes because vfan is a pedo.
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what's worse being a nerd or a pedophile...
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>>535900
you're walking proof of that.
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>>535902
why is stitch a bishie
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>>535903
egg linked it hours ago
i regret reading it
this panel is over 250 pages in
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a finnish girl who likes one piece decided to draw a lilo and stitch fan comic
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this is what wesley gets off to
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>>535908
take it from me little gemmy
No.535911
if wesley stopped posting would there be no steven universe posts here anymore?
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i wanna kiss david duchovny
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>>535912
fag
also how's the gunsmith apprenticeship going?
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>>535913
thats still a year or two away
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actually almost 4 years until I can actually take the course
but it's gonna happen hopefully
No.535916
even after all these years i don't know how to pronounce SBURB
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ugh grant, stop deleting the vfan posts!
i want to read the drama from last night
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>>535916
"suburb" without the "uh"
s-ber-rb
No.535922
omg
waking up to a 30 minute long hot shower on a chilly winter morning is like waking up to a simultaneously blowjob / rimjob from 2 hot milfs
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>>535922
>rimjob
but you poop from there
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>>535920
Oh man what happened
>>535918
FOR YOU
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>>535926
would you speak them to me?
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>>535925
from what i gather she got mad cause people questioned her ability to go into developmental psych because shes crazy or she's a pedo or something
also it seems she is dating a melon?
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>>535928
or rather they accused her of being crazy or a peso or something thing
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>turkey shot down Russian jet near Syrian border
oh shit what are you doing
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>>535938
WE WORLD WAR 3 NOW
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>>535938
I forget, is Turkey a NATO country?
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>>535945
Oh nvm then Putin can't attack them
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>>535943
🔞 < i'm gonna fuck that dog
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am I the only one seeing skeletons?
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>>535950
every time i close my eyes
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>>535950
anon....you might want to check behind you
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>>535950
you might want to check.
INSIDE YOU
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No.535958
hide the snakes, anon's here
No.535959
i wonder how many times sam hyde is going to be framed as a shooter
No.535960
Dreams logged: 3 (20, 18, 11)
Images saved: 8 (5)
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heroineaddicted!Joey who is so strung out that her dealer makes her fuck dogs for a hit
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I've been listening to this song for hours
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>>535966
hiveswap delayed due to the extensive time taken to render joey's enormous feet
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>>535970
good draw more please
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what if
joey with no feet? c:
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>>535972
>>535973
both of you need to go now
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Joey's gnarled ballerina bunions
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>>535975
pls come back soon
No.535979
Joey's webbed feet due to inbreeding
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joey's third foot, hidden in her butt
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>>535983
Egg doesn't seem like a real word now
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virgeta :D what does the scooter say about the bower lever?? X-DDD
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>>535993
>that butthurt when it turned out the chamelelon was a boy and the bat was a girl
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>>535994
did people actually care
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>>535996
don't stare directly at it
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>>535996
stare into the abyss and it stares back
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>>536001
who is cucking wesley this time
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>>536003
>>536004
why don't the both of you stooges stop posting forever
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>>536005
the cuck is mad...
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is gape the opposite of a donut butthole
No.536010
the two major schools of butthole design theory
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>children's shows quoting satre
heavy, dude.
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>>536012
woulda gone with ol eri personally
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I went to orientation for my winter job and what the hell did that guy just whistle at me?? I'm not even wearing anything of interest, why does under happen every time I'm walking to the coffee shop??
Anyway this job looks hard but also amazing. I had no idea there would be this level of benefits, plus he said that they would help you work up to positions... Not only things like bartender or hr, but even movie poster artist or filmmaker. It's crazy and now I'm having doubts about the insurance thing in January
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>>536017
Clearly you look like a free prostitute
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>>536017
what were you wearing?
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>>536020
does it matter?
unrelated, but who whistles anymore, what the fuck.
No.536023
i whistle at particularly saucy shitposts
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>>536018
>>536020
Jeans, black sweater, big soft jacket. Nothing is sexual
No.536025
i can't whistle... i'll never get laid...
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>>536022
I don't know dude but it happens 75% of the time I go for walks
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>>536026
are you sure you arent just hearing birds
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I'm starting to think people are mocking me
I also get honked at a lot but I can't tell if that's people I know from the coffee shop who think I can see them
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>>536026
how much does your cunt cost
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>>536028
No man I'm specifically talking loud construction worker whistles
No.536032
IIT: things that didnt happen
No.536033
it's almost as if egg has a massive ego and imagines people being interested in her....
No.536034
>you will never live inside a girl's asshole
why live
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>>536024
>sweater
i dunno, sweaters can accentuate the girls...
>jeans
hmmmmmmmmm it depends...
>>536022
if you mean "does the clothing matter?": sometimes regular clothing can make someone unexpectedly attractive without them knowing it
if you mean "it shouldn't matter, the catcall shouldn't have happened", then yes i agree
No.536037
>Guts finally got off that fucking boat
the ride is finally over
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>>536032
>>536033
Grr I'm so mad how dare you!! Rrrr
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>>536037
>oh damn this is the wrong island
>everyone get back on the boat
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>>536037
GET IT TOGETHER ANDREW
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>>536036
Yeah man pinnacle of sex appeal right here
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what if egg's ego size is in proportion to her butthole
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>>536042
is that sum nip i see
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>>536048
women are sex toys anyway
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No.536052
you're missing the point
ehhehehehehhehehhhahahahhahAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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*draws eyebrows on*
*gets lip piercing*
*is raped*
am i pretty yet
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>>536057
She didn't really choose to get raped though
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>>536058
What did she think would happen?
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>>536058
every rape victim could have prevented their rape, no excuses
No.536061
But let's talk about Gardevoir's long, long legs
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>>536059
>>536060
how reprehensible
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>>536062
the green eyed monster...
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>>536062
there is no objective measure to attractiveness
hope this helps!
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>>536047
Not through this bra it's not. It's just fuzz catching the light.
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>>536059
Maybe something nicer and slower
I doubt anyone would expect a cutter
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>>536063
*squints*
is that
is that you grant?
i can't see through all that glare off your shining armor....
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>>536065
tthat sounds like a thing ugly people tell themselves to feel better
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>>536062
Would you go ahead and repost your nudes? Pretty sure we're a similar body type anyway. What are you, B? C?
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>>536042
hmm, do you unconciously swagger or swing your hips when you walk? guys might assume you're showing off
>>536048
but yeah this tbh
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>>536070
I know right isn't he just so incredibly and unbelievably perfect
No.536076
saying "grant's gf" is a mouth full
what should her nickname be
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>>536076
I already have many names on this virtual thing called the internet
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>>536074
I don't move my hips much walking, and I was typing the post on my phone. What are you quoting? Deleted too fast
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>>536066
>le sjw maymay
2010 called, they want their memes back
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>>536079
what do you want your EPIC hsg name to be
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eating this pizza hurts like fuck
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>>536082
>le maymay maymay
2005 wants ya back, boyo
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>>536082
>"le x maymay
2014 called, they want their meme back
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>>536080
>women should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want without getting fucking oggled.
>it's you that is the problem, not the jeans.
>You should stop anyways because women fucking notice when you do that, everybody notices when you do that. And I doubt you venture outside of the few same places, so people are going to talk about you behind your back when you do that.
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>>536089
>>536087
>>536082
ur moms called, they said ur all faggots
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>>536097
you seem upset ?:)
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ugh i really don't want to watch football
but its all my pap-pap talks about, and he's getting old, and i want to get to know him better before he dies
but football is so fucking terrible, like, can't we bond over something not as bad like homestuck or watashi ga motenai no wa dou kangaetemo omaera ga warui
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>>536092
me: Don't openly stare at a girl's ass for longer than 30 seconds, it's really fucking rude and people don't like it, and people are going to talk about you behind your back when you do it
you: YOU ASKED TO GET RAPED xDDDDdddDDDD SJJJJJWWWWWWW am I cool yet :DDD
god
god
and you fuckers wonder why you have no friends.
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I didn't mean to make that a reply
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>>536094
MY DEMONS ARE BIT DIFFERENT
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>>536103
i have more friends than you
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literally asking to be vaped
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>>536103
[in grant voice]
lllllllllot of assumptions
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Wear sunglasses so people can't tell where you're ogling
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miniature muffins but they're hamburgers instead
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i, egbert, suck boner while farting.
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>>536090
I don't understand what she's talking about. Is she complaining that I wore baggy jeans to the coffee shop and should've known better? I feel like I'm misinterpreting
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>>536117
She said you should be raped. That's pretty fucked up, don't listen to her.
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>>536117
She isn't talking about you
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*the rumbling tremor of plates moving beneath the earth crushing the souls of the damned*
good morning hsg
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>>536120
whoa was that your cunny-chan?
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>>536117
nah shes saying the jeans don't matter, and that we're shifting the blame from the cat-caller to you
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>>536122
that's my bad, i didn't include the post numbers in the quote
No.536125
and this
*mountains begin to shake*
*cities start to crumble*
*severe earthquakes start emerging all across earth, permanently change the face of the planet*
*earth begins to collapse under it's own weight, forming a monstrous black hole*
*entire planets, stars, and galaxies are destroyed*
*the sheer force of my cock rips the very fabric of time and space, erasing the laws of reality, leaving all of existence into chaos*
is my cocky-kun
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>>536120
anon its 2pm, what the hecky
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>>536125
and this
*your cocky-kun is erased from existence and reality*
is MY cocky-kun
No.536131
there's a mystery in town
so call the coolest pup around
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>>536130
and these
*eyes glow red*
*grows bigger and more muscular*
*two cocky-kuns regenerate in place of my old cocky-kun*
OUR MY COCKY-KUNS
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>>536133
just what my cocky-kun
*my cocky-kun vores both your cocky-kuns at once*
NEEDED
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>>536133
its like the kaioken, but with a penis
kaio-inkei
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>>536134
always have a trick up your sleeve...
*a smaller, pointy cocky-kun appears from my back, like a tail*
*stabs your cocky-kun and sucks it dry*
*perfect cocky-kun emerges*
I am finally complete...
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Please, make way for
*space is ripped apart, revealing a rift full of millions of tendrills*
*they all grab a hold of your cocky-kuns and rips them apart and bring them into the rift*
My cunny-chan
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>>536137
hmph you were so focused on my cocky-kun that you never noticed my...
*unveils secret weapon*
*unbirths you and we become one*
*we become the perfect ultimate being*
CUNNY-CHAN
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>>536141
OH NO YOU DON'T
*begins take control of your body*
euuuueueueuuAAAAAAGAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.536145
i dream of a day when cocky-kuns and chunny-chans will live in peace together
No.536146
this is all very problematic
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>>536135
i wasn't trying to imply it was her fault she got catcalled, just trying and figure out why he did
maybe he wass attracted to warm looking jackets and jacket accessories, who knows
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>>536147
don't try to reason with it
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>>536148
post your favorite pattern
No.536151
Within you beats a little mouse heart. Always fluttering with fear. Something is going to take what you have beats your little mouse heart. Something is going to hurt me beats your little mouse heart. I am going to die beats your little mouse heart. You cower in your burrow, frightened by every little noise. Fear fills your little mouse heart. Help me. Help me. Help me you cry.
You can have the heart of lion. You need not fear. There is nothing out there in the big wide world which can truly touch you. Not even death. It is all in your outlook, your subjective perception. Even if you were staring down at the gun of an enemy who is about to take your life you can roar like a lion and be mighty in spirit. You can laugh in the face of death.
This is what it means to be fearless. Let the tempest rage all around you. Let the storm tear at you. Stand up straight. Darken your eye and face it. Courage gives us power beyond reckoning. It is all in the mind.
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>>536151
*gathers resolve*
we must stump the trump
for the good of all mankind
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>>536135
Oh ok
I don't know that it bothers me as much as it confuses me. It just seems like a compliment more than anything, nobody is catcalling me
Also that epic feel when the new guy accidentally gives you twice the amount of food as he was supposed to. These are SOUP bowls
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See she's CAPABLE of rational, calm conversations she just chooses to never have them
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>>536172
I've never said that you weiner
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>>536154
I remember some youtube video of this shit mixed with Calling to the Night and MGS fight noises but I can't remember the title
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>>536037
>guts got off the boat before homestuck ended
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>>536319
Fuck right stuff3..
Also I was subscribed to the bitch in the end of this video once too but I can't remember her either
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