No.536156
No.536159
*sees a joey that got fat from smoking too many blunts*
ew
No.536162
*sees a joey that got fat in the right places*
nice
No.536166
there are no 'right places' to get fat
No.536168
what do i do with this boner
No.536169
>>536167
fuck off my thread
No.536170
nevermind i saw the name vfan and now i'm limp
No.536171
>tfw you finally get to see that pink chubby 3 inch long clitoris
😮 😰 😵😍 👭
No.536174
>>536167
no harm, no foul
also this is 8chan, unfortunately creeps are par for the course here ever since pol fled 4chan
No.536175
>>536171
That's a micropenis
No.536177
you immersed yourself in the memes, drowned your body in their torrid stench, and became something more than a shitposter... you became the embodiment of shitposting itself.
a memelord
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>>536175
uh i think i know my biology, thank you very much, i went to college
if its under 4 inches its a clitoris, otherwise its a penis
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>>536168
I'll get the knife
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No.536183
>Russian fighter jet pilots shot at as they parachuted down
Turkey stop
Turkey pls
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>>536184
Didn't notice until you pointed it out tbh
No.536187
i don't mind if russia glasses turkey
No.536189
>>536186
maybe you're dumb too....................
No.536190
>>536183
russia *probably* won't do anything because turkey is a NATO country
mayyyyyyybe
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>>536184
lotsa people do it fam
No.536193
>>536187
turkney is a nato crouncy thuogh...
No.536196
>>536191
>>536194
Russia has literally never been anything but a shithole backwater
No.536199
watch out for my androgynous ladclit
No.536200
am i missing out on anything worthwhile by having all these trips filtered
it sounds like drama is taking place
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No.536208
i'm going to set up my facebook again tomorrow so i can stalk a lil, and then i'm deleting it again
No.536209
turkey fuck-up list
[✔] shooting down russian jet
[✔] admitting to shooting down russian jet when you could pin the blame on nearby rebels
[✔] letting people shoot pilot while he was parachuting to the ground
[✔] letting people get a hold of the body and post pictures of the blotchy corpse online
[ - ] call putin a "vodka-nigger" to his face and spam the kremlin fax machines with xerox scans of your asshole
still waiting on that last one
No.536210
the sooner the planet can be managed by an ai the better
No.536211
>>536209
i only heard about the first two in local news
source
No.536212
>>536196
tell that to the ussr space program
nasa beat them at putting boots on the moon, but they kicked our asses at literally almost everything else
No.536213
>>536210
This but a qt gynoid and also not evil
No.536215
>>536205
> Rudy were you even alive for the USSR lol cuz some of my family came from there.
Do you mean like DOES ANYBODY WAS ALIVE 25 YEARS AGO? Wow! That's a hard question! I doubt there were people before my born, even my parents.
No.536216
>>536211
The last two were confirmed like 3 hrs ago Google it
>>536212
Yeah their military and science were good but the standard of living has always been shit
The average man lives to 60
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>>536217
look like eggy-kun
No.536220
>>536218
Did you know men who lost their jobs, stable finances and social situation miss their workplaces and don't like being hobos at all?
That's very funny to me.
As funny as a legless cripple misses his legs. Haha. Very funny. I'd say more, that's
HILARIOUS.
No.536221
>>536216
check out these pics from the ussr (mostly moscow, some from ukraine) back in the 60s
it doesn't look so bad, at least as long as you weren't in a gulag
No.536222
feels like everything is going to shit
are you ready to get conscripted into the army for world war 3
No.536223
No.536224
just wanna be a hermit...
No.536225
wanna watch rudy cut off vfan's hands and feet
No.536226
>>536221
>>536221
>at least as long as you weren't in a gulag
No.536227
>>536225
This but unironically
No.536228
>>536226
they all deserved it >:)
No.536229
this is me, reading the thread
No.536230
>>536226
thats_the_joke.tar.bz2
No.536232
No.536233
these old railcars buck like shropshire ponies
No.536234
what should my desktop background be
No.536235
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>>536234
>>536234
something cozy and snowzy since its winter
No.536238
this one time i made a pizza and got my grinder and pured keef all over it
my dad tasted it he got so mad jaja
I FED MY WHITEE FAMILY IT, MY NATIVE SIDE ENOYED THO...
No.536240
>>536238
guys, anon is having a seizure! we need to get him to the er quick!
No.536241
>>536172
I've never said that you weiner. Btw I'm an hour late with a reply because I have zero concept of time
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No.536245
koreans running through tunnels
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No.536249
every single time i take a shit, i come here
it's routine
No.536250
>>536190
>Takes over country for no reason other than shits and giggles
>Country actively shoots down and kills some of their people
I'm pretty sure they're going to react.
No.536251
>>536250
yeah but according to the nato treaty, if a nato country is attacked and invokes the north atlantic treaty's article 5, other nato countries must come to their aid
which means the good ol' u.s. of a. plus most of europe
russia could roast turkey just in time for thanksgiving if they wanted to, but it would be suicide to take on the entire european continent plus the us
No.536252
>>536251
*WWIII intensifies*
No.536254
what am i saying that's inappropriate
No.536255
>>536254
try "tubish" instead of "tubey"
No.536256
>>536255
eh the cats movin around now so no need
and I tried "tube", and I tried using a normal name, and tried "chilling" but that didn't work either
No.536257
>>536256
weird
the only other word that could be a bad word taken out of context is "bottom", and that's a stretch
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No.536260
alright hsg, let's practice hypnosis
i will count backwards from 10 to 1, and as i do, you will find your eyes growing heavier and heavier and yourself getting more and more sleepy...
and as i count 1, i will snap my fingers... and you will find yourself in a very deep, very relaxing trance
No.536261
>>536260
*enters trance but starts farting constantly*
No.536262
>>536260
it didn't work, bruh.
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>>536262
hmm shit
>>536261
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
No.536265
>>536263
is that from hypnofire or whatever the fuck the name of that site was called
No.536266
>>536265
you mean warp my mind?
No.536267
>>536263
i clicked this and my computer exploded and my house is on fire
No.536268
>>536266
actually yes that is what i was thinking about
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>>536267
you still got a womb though right
No.536272
>>536271
we need to meme harder
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>>536268
funny story: when i first hypnosis in high school, i decided i was going to be a hypnotherapist. so i started studying up on different topics like dave elman's rapid induction and erickson's research and junk
anyways i eventually found my way to warp my mind, and was dumbfounded by all the terrible shit you could download. there was stuff that "forced" people to wear diapers and poop in them, and that "forced" people to be gay and really want to suck cock. they called these "forced" suggestions curses or hexes or something equally dumb
the funny part is: the first think you will usually learn when you study hypnosis is that there's absolutely no way to force somebody to do something against their will. its not magic or mind control or a trick with the brain: its literally just guided meditation
so all these people downloading hypnosis mp3s that "force" you to imagine you're taking it up the butt all day at work were likely just going to imagine taking it up the butt all day anyways, and just needed a convenient excuse to do it ("its not my fault, i was hypnotized!")
No.536275
can you imagine having your very own goofball
No.536276
>>536275
you could dress it up and film it for e-fame
No.536277
years ago I listened to some hypnosis mp3 called "jackpot" or whatever where some lady would make you orgasm with no hands
it was hot and i was almost hypnotized but I couldn't keep my eyes shut so i never got all the way
i did find masturbation more intense and rewarding from that point on though
No.536278
>>536274
I don't think (or at least, I hope), anyone takes those seriously. It's just dumb fetish stuff.
I think I listened to one about just some girl making you cum from the thing without touching yourself and then laughing at you about it. I didn't cum but I came pretty quickly after that when I started jacking off.
But yea almost all of the site is retarded.
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No.536280
>>536278
I'm pretty sure >>536277 is what I was thinking of.
No.536281
if you're looking for goofballs you just gotta go to brazil
they're in an all time high over there
No.536282
>>536280
could dot be into humiliation
No.536283
>>536282
Didn't they say they were a girl.
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>>536277
>>536278
the jackpot mp3 was pretty good, it worked for me
but i had practice relaxing and going into a trance since i was studying it. i think if you're too worried about whether you're hypnotized or not (because it can be hard to tell) you won't be able to fully focus on her voice and suggestions
No.536286
>>536282
i didn't get to the end
and I d-dunno
No.536287
>>536284
Wasn't jackpot about jacking off with a dick, and then them laughing at you for cumming.
Maybe I'm thinking of a different thing.
No.536288
>>536287
about not jacking off with a dick*
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No.536290
>>536285
I'm way too autistic to properly do any of them "hypno" things. It did get me kind of horny though, so I fapped afterwards.
No.536291
my mind is too powerful for hypno
No.536292
>>536287
the hypnotist who recorded it did at least two others similar to it since the first one was such a hit iirc
if it wasn't gender agnostic then she probably did one for women as well
No.536293
My mind is too powerful to get drunk
No.536294
>>536292
>>536287
yeah it wasn't for a specific gender
No.536295
My mind is too powerful for these silly suggestions
*cluck cluck cluck*
No.536297
No.536299
>remembering the last mgs game was unfinished and konami left the AAA game biz so there's zero chance of ever playing the game as kojima intended it
No.536300
No.536301
Who's your FAVORITE homestuck character, hsg?
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No.536305
>>536301
theres somethin about eri
No.536306
>>536301
fef
nah, just kidding, it's eri
No.536309
File: 1448411914129.png (335.63 KB, 1280x745, 256:149, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)
you all like eri, but can you consider some peri
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No.536314
>regular show the movie
why
No.536315
hey guys did you hear about those BLM retards who got wasted by the /k/ommandos?
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
No.536317
>>536315
>>536316
if only you two got shot instead
No.536321
>>536317
no there was 5 who got shot. Of course theliberal narrative is now "Evil white supremacists showed up, and when the protesters tried to gently escort them away they turned around and opened fire on them"
compare that to the idea that some epic trolling simply caused them to chimpout at the guys violently, and they defended themselves from the dindus.
LOL "they were escorting the agitators away" like how trayvon was escorting his fists upside zimmerman's head right?
No.536322
>>536309
no sir I don't like poop
No.536324
>>536315
why the fuck would you feed them
No.536326
No.536328
>>536324
what are you supposed to do when attacked by dindus, just roll over and take it in the cornhole?
The lugenpress is already fumbling to frame this as a white nazi hate crime even though one of the dudes arrested is a mexican.
No.536329
No.536332
>>536323
his address is on the zeemap
No.536333
do you think doodlefucker still posts here
No.536335
i want vfan to kill spacebar so she can spend life in prison
No.536338
>there are songs in the game that aren't available in the ost
why this?
No.536340
>>536339
why would you want him to get laid
No.536341
No.536344
I'm like one of the five white people who lives in this city anyways, I kinda stick out
No.536349
are you going to use the r63 vfan pic
No.536352
i ship vfan and brokenspacebar
they are terrible and deserve each other.
No.536356
No.536357
what if bsb unockshis inber sissy cumslut and his whole worldview changes
No.536358
No.536359
This entire race war business and the arizona senator changing from democrat to republican, well it just brings a smile to my heart...
No.536360
reminder that you'll never be a space wizard smoking that dank mercury weed
>>536358
hey
No.536361
dddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddd
No.536362
this young man is dying due to an overdose of dank memes
please, donate to STOPMEMES today
No.536363
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No.536368
>>536364
JUST RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
No.536369
how the fuck am i suppose to survive this game with only 20 health
No.536370
>>536369
skill and determination
some badasses are all like 'yeah it was too easy' but w/e dude i died to a vegetoid i'm not ashamed to say
No.536372
No.536373
my dysboria has been really bad these past couple days
No.536374
im also really hungry but i dont want to eat all the soup
No.536375
>>536372
who are you
can i name you blogboy and if yes is that a pun or play on words you'd recognize
No.536376
>>536375
you can call me grandmaster nannafucker
No.536377
>>536373
Suicide is a great cure
No.536378
No.536379
>>536377
damn u know what
youre right
No.536380
No.536381
>>536380
confidence levels: lacking
No.536382
>>536379
don't kill yourself, anon
No.536383
ha yes i am very good at reading people, i took a psychology class in highschool you know
No.536384
im thre alrgest LARGESRT FUCK
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im going to cut off my cocky-kun
No.536396
>>536395
snibbty snib :----DDD
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>>536394
>ends up being beaten by a homosexual
what a tweest
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>>536397
༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
No.536406
how's it going guys? it's been about two months, i'd say.
so, brokenspacebar is still doing his thing? really? thought he'd get tired of it, eventually.
also, is dot that one "." person who was too stupid to remember their own posts and decided they needed a name?
are there any new /hsg/ memes that came about since i last visited, either? i see the joey one is still going on.
man, this place is hard coming back to. there's hardly any conversation that ever takes place. for the most part, it's just isolated shitposting, in its own sort of void. i guess i can see the appeal in that, but i'm not sure how i posted here so long.
oh yeah, i really wanted to tell you guys thanks for bringing my age to the front last year. it allowed me to grow so much as a person and finally tell my internet friends about myself. plus, it stopped me from becoming a trip, and i can't imagine what i would be like, still posting here. it would've been a gateway, and i sure dodged a bullet.
No.536407
>>536406
im pooping really hard
No.536408
>>536406
oh hey
welcome home, wanderer
No.536409
No.536410
dr sonic sucks my wang daily
No.536411
>>536406
is this like the hsg adaptation of the penguin of doom pasta
No.536412
>>536409
you know how people have to stay way back from spaceship launches because the sound will obliterate their ears
that hard
No.536413
>>536411
i admit, it's pretty disjointed. i didn't really look at it much before i posted it.
No.536415
>>536412
pooston, we are ready for take off
No.536416
dr. sonic is a child murderer
No.536417
>>536406
this is the hot new meme, everybody loves it
No.536418
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>>536417
never gonna get tired of epic t-rex
No.536421
>>536417
nice meme dude!
i was feeling pretty down but your meme cheered me right up!!
No.536422
No.536423
Epic Staurikosaurus met only limited success
No.536424
im probably not going to pass
No.536425
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No.536428
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts*
No.536429
>>536426
fucking wrong homo
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No.536431
>>536406
>/hsg/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF CROSSIE
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No.536436
trip on!
*body ignites into erect penises*
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>>536435
no this is patrick
No.536442
are golden dollars valuable
No.536444
>>536440
why not send him black bears instead
No.536445
i paid 5 dollars for a stylus at walgreen's so i could draw on my phone
and it's literally the shittiest stylus you will ever lay hands on, like, you have to push down super hard for it to even register with the digitizer
all of this pain, for 5 dollars plus tax. not just normal tax either: the tax of knowing that you stooped down to walgreen's' level and are 5 dollars lighter for it. the tax of knowing that walgreen's won. this is why you don't shop at walgreen's
in fact, i feel so strongly about the situation that i feel confident in saying: stores like walgreen's are the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore
No.536446
>>536445
i just bought a can of coke at the bodega next door for 50 cents and it tastes great
No.536447
>>536406
no i'm not that
>>536440
*eggs you on*
No.536449
hsg posts that are trying to be funny are all the same because theyre verbose. which is pretty neat cause you can see the effect homestuck has on its readers
No.536450
No.536451
>>536446
ooh, look at mister didn't-shop-at-walgreens over here
you shoulda got pepsi sucka
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>>536452
dont call me a fucking retart
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No.536459
If I had one cent for every word vfan writes I'd be a billionaire
No.536460
>>536457
send him some out of season candy grams
No.536461
>still doing gristmas
pathetic
No.536462
>>536459
>reading vfan's posts
.............lol
No.536463
>>536461
You're a mean one
Mister Grinch
No.536464
>>536449
*licks you between you're toes*
No.536465
>>536461
its just someone gathering addresses
they dont know it yet tho..
No.536466
>>536462
>implying I read them
...............................................lol
No.536467
>>536451
pep is SHIT
pure garbo
No.536468
>>536466
i assumed you were part of it
whoops
No.536469
>>536467
I agree dr pepper is awful
No.536470
here's the code btw: JH48C
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>>536467
"1983 french pinot noir? i'll take dollar general grape juice, thank you very much!"
-you
No.536476
>>536474
if you dont know then i dont want to have it
No.536477
>>536473
so you can shoot it?
No.536478
>>536476
be specific asshole
No.536479
>>536477
no, so i can love it
i love birds
No.536480
No.536482
>>536478
youre not in the group fuck off
No.536484
my friend is online but i think hes tired of me complaining to him
No.536486
>>536482
i am though nigger faggot piece of shit
No.536487
>>536485
this gun looks weird
No.536488
No.536489
>>536475
pep and coke both cost the same
the only difference between them is that pep tastes like peri's butthole
No.536490
how do we go back and prevent shitto from being saved
No.536491
i'm going to bed
sexy dreams to all of you
nocturnal emissions or bust
No.536492
does pissing the bed count as a nocturnal emission
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No.536495
>>536489
nah
pep is for nobles and uroyalty
cock is for stinky children
No.536496
Shhh...
Squirrel is sleeping
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No.536499
which egyptian god are you
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No.536501
>>536496
i wonder if this rodent enjoys andrew hussie's latest webcomic
No.536502
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>>536501
Reads is a better word than enjoys
No.536506
>>536482
why don't you just post the code in the group then instead of flaunting your sekritness around here
No.536508
>>536504
but the question is whether he enjoys it, nigger
No.536509
>>536506
>waaaa waaaa i dont know it fuck you!!!
what a pleb
No.536510
dot?
perhaps add me on skype? idk if you really like me all that much.
but
you're a qt and I like u.
No.536511
No.536512
>>536482
why do you have to have like twelve different secret clubs for a board with only 24 people
just fugging relax you dumbass who cares
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No.536514
>>536513
you're not dot..........
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>>536510
I'm flattered, but no thanks
No.536518
>>536515
wow
>>536517
fine...........
No.536519
No.536521
why is dot so mean to me..........
No.536522
>>536509
>posting something super secret in a public space for no reason other than so you can get that special feeling of exclusivity you never had growing up
turbo nerd
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>>536522
it's for gay porn
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>>536522
its literally just you and 2 other people
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>>536525
no I just only talk to one girl here and It'd be better than talking with fucking men.
I mean my body belongs to melon now don't get it twisted.
No.536530
>>536526
the one that shits in your mouth
No.536531
>>536516
>>536517
shitty dots. shitty!!
>>536510
i don't use skype but maybe sometime
vfanx right
No.536532
>>536530
you don't have an ass. you are a pancake
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No.536535
I'm going to take a nap
fucking later losers.
nudes better be deleted quick
No.536536
>>536531
vriskafanx
it's the one I use for this hellpit.
No.536537
>>536531
please stop impersonating me
i want nothing to do with vfan
No.536538
>>536532
who even cares.
it's just a body, they come in all shapes.
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i honestly dont know what id do if he stopped talking to me
this person has too much power...
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the old one was collapsing >>536153
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No.536547
i fucked up im so stupid goddamn fuckckckckckckfffffffffff
No.536548
So did the board stop breaking? Cause we're at like 370 posts.
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No.536557
nevermind i spoke too soon