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if you get caught in a range ban appeal it ill probably notice eventually

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 No.537140

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 No.537142

eri


 No.537144

When will that "cache mspa to read offline" Android app be done?


 No.537145

File: 1448489328708.png (1.88 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

this is my life goal


 No.537147

File: 1448489385080.png (3.03 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

i fucked up that picture


 No.537148

shut thef fuck up


 No.537149

my fetish is living vicariously through more successful and attractive people than myself


 No.537150

Why can't monster girls be real


 No.537152

why can't all the people I hate die


 No.537153

File: 1448489871181.jpg (160.08 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, 1388382147636.jpg)


 No.537157

nothing like family gatherings to make you think of diabetes and dying


 No.537159

why can't the people who waifu my waifu die


 No.537160

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anyone ask for tickets to the gun show?


 No.537161

poopydot! poopydot!


 No.537162

when homestuck is finished you have my permission to die


 No.537163

>>537162

*is doomed to immortality*


 No.537164

the taoism meme must be stopped


 No.537165

File: 1448490503544.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.537167

*chu*


 No.537168

File: 1448490665964.png (14.22 KB, 498x354, 83:59, 1355799418495.png)


 No.537169

the katnep meme must be stopped


 No.537170

the poopydot meme must be stopped


 No.537171

IT'S A MAN


 No.537172

File: 1448490794561.png (1.08 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

what about

nepzi


 No.537173

>>537172

the term

IS NEPREZI


 No.537174

>>537172

is your shtick lesbianposting


 No.537175

yuris: it'sgood (tm)


 No.537176

Artanis is ok but Zeratul is my nigga


 No.537177

>>537173

wups

>>537174

......i guess

i ain't stickin to any one shtick though


 No.537178

File: 1448491248684.png (801.96 KB, 593x800, 593:800, ClipboardImage.png)

*shtick posts*


 No.537179

File: 1448491410810.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.537180

File: 1448491488796.jpg (185.02 KB, 1035x640, 207:128, 1447524796537.jpg)

I fucking love yuri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.537181

the boniface entity seems to be showing sentience and responding those who shtickpost

this is quality data we're gathering


 No.537182

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 No.537183

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 No.537184

wwhens wwonk comin back


 No.537185

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 No.537186

It's 2015 women can have a benis now get over it. If you bigots think that's bad just wait until 2016 when men will give birth to transgender rectum babies. The world is a different place now than it was in your time grandpa we are empowered. HIV/AIDS is now a sign of love and getting pozzed up is just another way of telling your husband you like it spicy.


 No.537187

>>537186

Hey brokenspacebar bb if you want to keep posting just remember the consequences I have in store for you.


 No.537188

needs a diaper change!brokenspacebar


 No.537189

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 No.537190

wonk's

whopping

willy


 No.537191

File: 1448491943523.jpg (51.74 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1447177172681.jpg)

I'm definitely going to send bsb black twinks. But I feel like, I have to make it fair.

Like I have to influence his posting at the threat of sending him at least twelve, perhaps twenty, gay men in the period of a week.


 No.537192

>>537191

can you send me some twinks


 No.537193

>>537192

sure bb what's your address


 No.537194

File: 1448492334225.jpg (105.62 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpg)

Happy thanksgiving!!!!!!!

With my happy fam!!!!!!

Nothing will go wrong!!!


 No.537195

>>537194

die cletus


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 No.537197

>>537160

I'll take a ticket to the tailgate party


 No.537198

>>537194

I still don't understand this image

And I've seen like four other variations of it


 No.537199

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>>537195

>>537196

I'm seriously considering it


 No.537200

>>537191

what you should do is locate and spill the beans on cletus


 No.537201

>>537198

Did you ever play A Link Between Worlds?


 No.537202

>>537199

has hotwheels killed herself yet


 No.537203

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 No.537204

>>537199

please don't kill yourself


 No.537205

>>537204

ಠ_ಠ


 No.537206

>>537204

xlr.........


 No.537207

>>537204

dude fuck off


 No.537208

>>537202

No-- what does she have to worry about? You think the disabled woman is going to take any heat for being caught? No, the assumption will always be that the man forced himself on her

>>537204

I'm not it's just a saying because I'm in extreme agony


 No.537209

>>537204

>kill yourself

well you heard em

now get hangin


 No.537212

>>537208

>No, the assumption will always be that the man forced himself on her

rightfully so tbh


 No.537215

I'll make her love me


 No.537216

>>537205

>>537206

>>537207

>>537209

i don't like cletus that much either but encouraging him to end his end is fucking wrong

people like you should be shipped off to a desert island


 No.537218

>>537216

>end his end

*end his life


 No.537219

>>537216

people like you should themselves, you really make me sick


 No.537220

>>537212

>>537214

The difference is it has been 100% of the time completely consensual


 No.537221

>>537217

No once thanksgiving is past I'm clear for another year


 No.537222

>>537216

XLR...........................


 No.537223

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 No.537224

>>537216

you'rer comin with, piggy


 No.537225

>>537219

i'm sickening for calling people out for being demonic? fuck you


 No.537226

😈😈😈


 No.537227

my best friend got hit on by his cousin the other day


 No.537229

>>537220

but you view her as an object

like an onahole or something


 No.537230

in my opinion dying is really good and everyone should try it at least once in their lives


 No.537231

>>537216

i'm with you tbh


 No.537232

i can't believe cletus has white knights


 No.537234

women cannot consent to sex with men....all men are rapists consent is a fabrication of the patriarchy....


 No.537235

>>537229

No I'm madly infatuated and she likes me too it's fun and cuddly


 No.537236

>>537232

it's only natural

whites are all about fucking their cousins


 No.537237

File: 1448493696573.png (684.46 KB, 871x909, 871:909, 1360817918700.png)


 No.537238

apparently that cousin hit on my friend's brother before too

he's a horny hillbilly

like literally from the hills

what is it about hills


 No.537239

>>537238

not enough oxygen


 No.537240

>>537238

they look like booby


 No.537243

>>537241

>that woman cant move

she can

she's not literally entirely paralyzed you fucking clown

she's just missing 1 leg as far as i've heard


 No.537244

>>537241

>>537242

*posts ur nudes*


 No.537245

>>537241

I don't think cousin is paralyzed, she's just missing a leg.


 No.537246

"it is literally impossible for anyone to like this person who makes mean and bad posts online, so he is a rapist"

:x


 No.537247

File: 1448494534243.jpg (120.8 KB, 990x943, 990:943, image.jpg)

Vfan doesnt think disabled women have any agency

Ableist tbh


 No.537248

>>537246

this but unironically


 No.537249

>>537246

he literally deserves death though :p


 No.537250

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 No.537251

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 No.537252

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 No.537253

(´・ω・`)


 No.537254

how do we out the katnep fucker to his family


 No.537255

stop cumming in me lungs


 No.537256

please cum in me lungs

you can cum in other board parts too if you want


 No.537258

would you rather live with cletus or vfan for six months

choosing both or neither means death to you and everyone you love


 No.537260

>>537258

I'm actually hyper chill irl

Vfan will be having sex with a different man or woman every night and vomming in your toilet


 No.537262

>>537258

I would probably pick vfan if it's in real life.


 No.537263

>>537258

cletus to poison him and pawn off his nintendos


 No.537264

>>537258

cletus


 No.537265

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 No.537268

>>537261

stalinists are ancoms?


 No.537269

>>537258

fuck

cletus I guess, he seems less likely to kill me in my sleep


 No.537271

snib in your sleeb :-DDD


 No.537272

And tbh me and vfan would be fast friends irl just because of the fact that weirdos have to stick together

We'd probably argue a ton-- but be like platonic kismesises


 No.537274


 No.537276

>>537273

thank mr skeltal


 No.537277

>>537272

fuck off


 No.537280

>>537275

you speak as if you're any better

>inb4 I am

no you're not


 No.537281

>>537275

uH,


 No.537282

>>537279

things were "chill" before you showed up


 No.537284

>>537272

pppppppfffffffffttttttt

^that sound came from my lips irl


 No.537285

>>537278

okay go be friends with cleteypoo


 No.537286

>>537284

das hot


 No.537287

>>537201

What system is that on

'Cause no, I have not.


 No.537288

>>537283

Stop falling for her fucking schtick she just wants to bone young!Stalin


 No.537290

File: 1448495767532.png (369.06 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1425881188033.png)


 No.537292

>>537291

im not gonna fuck you


 No.537293

hsg, my little plaything... fight for my amusement...


 No.537294

File: 1448495876681.png (72.12 KB, 539x705, 539:705, 1366048974441.png)


 No.537295

>>537294

i don't like it


 No.537297

File: 1448495928749.jpg (483.53 KB, 1617x1095, 539:365, image.jpg)

vfan is actually a nigger


 No.537298

>>537292

*inserts kindness coin*


 No.537299

File: 1448495976946.jpg (18.09 KB, 208x161, 208:161, Boniface_VI.jpg)


 No.537300

reminder

im not rude

just reminding

rude dots aren't true dots


 No.537301

trudot


 No.537302

my epic christmas list:

-a theremin

-a redhead

-a brunette

-a blonde

-wesley

-the annihilation of all human life


 No.537303

>>537297

Vfan would look better with darker skin


 No.537304

>>537303

you would look better without any skin

so would she


 No.537305

>>537302

the fuck do you want a Wesley for


 No.537307

>>537304

Sponge's epic guro/snuff fetish


 No.537308

File: 1448496300192.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.537309

>>537304

take your meds sporglend


 No.537311

File: 1448496348991.jpg (1.13 MB, 2592x1936, 162:121, Photo Nov 25, 3 59 29 PM.jpg)

Remember when console games could be modded

I do


 No.537312

>>537308

Gesundheit.


 No.537313

>>537310

what about rev


 No.537314

>>537305

he's epic and i love him

>>537306

they all respect me and love me because i am very lovely

if we had to pick which one of us is most likely to be nonconsensually disrespected the answer would be pretty obvious (epic hint: it's not me)


 No.537315

>>537309

they aren't epic...


 No.537316

>>537309

my only med is WEED

my epic DUxDE

although i can't smoke it because i lost my only lighter


 No.537317

>>537314

wesley is the opposite of epic


 No.537318

File: 1448496563734.jpg (105.13 KB, 1024x704, 16:11, image.jpg)

>>537314

> we had to pick which one of us is most likely to be nonconsensually disrespected the answer would be pretty obvious

Yeesh


 No.537319

>>537317

i don't know, poop is pretty epic


 No.537321

File: 1448496687932.png (140.71 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1388382762336.png)


 No.537323

sponge likes wesley because they share a love of poopy butts


 No.537324

>>537322

this meme isn't very funny unless you actually did it


 No.537325

arent you like a thousand twinks in debt right now, then?


 No.537326

raise the twink cieling


 No.537328

File: 1448496897085.jpg (23.68 KB, 695x600, 139:120, image.jpg)

>>537320

>vfan's epic psychobabble about my friends she knows nothing about

>she thinks my friends are exclusively female for some reason


 No.537329

File: 1448496935034.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.537330

>>537328

no you dont understand

she's trained in the deadly psychologist arts.....if she's ever seen you write a single word she knows every detail of your life....better than u do......


 No.537331

*chewbacca noises*


 No.537332

imagine being vfan's ex

you'd wanna get rid of the mattress yourself before she brings it with her everywhere on campus


 No.537333

>>537327

Send me a few.

Or just send me sponge.


 No.537334

boniphallus


 No.537336


 No.537337

>>537330

you joke about this but there are people go waste their time and money to major in psychology for this exact reason


 No.537339

vfan "I'm really gonna do it this time guys" x


 No.537340

>>537335

>You're really just shallow people is all. You're not complicated.

and you're...?


 No.537342

aall of you are my simple 1 dimensional puppets.....made only for me to control.....

after all, i would look like an idiot if i kept running my mouth off about you and your life if i just took your shitposting at face value and assumed everything else about you...... so i must be right......


 No.537343

vfan... you really never did le understand... le...


 No.537344

ricardo montalban


 No.537345

>>537335

I'm no Ben.


 No.537346

File: 1448497325665.png (82.52 KB, 400x266, 200:133, 1357412403771.png)


 No.537347

i want vfan to psychoanalyze my butthole


 No.537348

Raise your hand if you're a good for nothing NEET


 No.537350

>>537348

*raises paw*


 No.537351


 No.537352


 No.537353

>>537346

this sux


 No.537354

vfan is unepic and has no understanding of my infinite charm and unending compassion

of course, i feel for her. because if i didn't, who le would?


 No.537357

📴


 No.537359

>>537355

you're one-note


 No.537360

does a filter based on original filename exist?


 No.537361

File: 1448497561496.png (91.32 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1364930832959.png)


 No.537362


 No.537363

>>537335

I thought most people knew my address since some guy posts it a lot.


 No.537364

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 No.537365

>>537360

why do you hate shaihulud


 No.537366

these people are mmean to me online....they are nothing but child abusing sex criminal neo nazi mass murderers ..............


 No.537367

Rev moved to a different apartment in the same building, btw


 No.537368

Rev likes speaking in the third person btw


 No.537370

>>537367

why is this so funny


 No.537371

>>537367

i hope rev moves out of hsg!


 No.537372

>>537365

it's clipboardimage


 No.537374

>>537369

join gristmas


 No.537375

>>537366

You just described Donald trump


 No.537376

>>537367

thanks bro, i'll be sure to send him a gift basket.


 No.537377

>>537369

>sponge "Hey vfan! Give me advice on Dana! Pretty please! Should I talk about the X-Files :OOOO" Lord

yeah i can't argue with this one lmao

at least it's epic


 No.537378

I'm probably actually going to be getting a new address in like a year or two.

I can only hope HSG is still around.


 No.537379


 No.537380


 No.537381

>>537368

I haven't got my business cards with variations on my trip code yet

So im posting anon.


 No.537382

Now Deutschland has itself a problem

And they need to round up you-know-who (It's the Jew)

Lawd they piss me off so much

And why does Auschwitz have a pool, and no oven fuel?

Sweet home Allemagne

Where the Zyklon is so blue

Sweet home Allemagne

Lawd I'm gassin' all the Jews


 No.537384

>>537377

We should Eiffel tower dana


 No.537385

DANA?


 No.537386

effiel towering someone includes holding the other dude's hands


 No.537387

>>537386

ha

gaaay


 No.537388

nooo...


 No.537389

what if vfan is obama


 No.537390

>>537386

>holding the other dude's hands

That's a weird way to spell "high five"


 No.537392

>>537390

its holding the other dude's hands bro

its not gay though since ur banging a chick


 No.537394

>>537389

>state of the Union address

>vriska horns


 No.537395

bsb used to look ok

now he looks old and disgusting


 No.537396

reminder thta online impersonation is punishable in california state by up to a 1000$ fine and/or a year in jail


 No.537398

>>537396

Reminder that California only sells ground nutmeg with a warning that it causes birth defects.


 No.537399

you know what...

i should talk to her about the x-files...


 No.537401

>>537395

it will happen to you...


 No.537402

>>537380

My parent's house is pretty big and I guess they just wanted a smaller one? That seems to happen a lot with people that have kids and then the kids go to college/get a house.

Though after the lease on this ends I'll probably just move back in with them unless I get a job somehow.


 No.537403

File: 1448498434749.png (490.32 KB, 739x760, 739:760, birb.png)

scratch's balls


 No.537404

File: 1448498479976.png (13.71 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.537405

I want to consume Joey's flesh!


 No.537406

>>537404

thanks joey

you too


 No.537407

I am thankful for Joey!

I love Joey too much to care about my family's concerned looks!


 No.537408


 No.537409

>>537402

i meant the hopefully hsg part


 No.537410

File: 1448498588972.jpg (1.75 MB, 1936x2592, 121:162, 2015-08-25 10.30.07.jpg)

>>537398

Ground GINGER

my mistake


 No.537411

>>537404

hey buddy


 No.537412

ground nigger XD


 No.537413

new thread when

before this one shits itself


 No.537414

>>537410

by reproductive harm do they mean it causes children to be born without souls?


 No.537415

>>537412

lolololool


 No.537416

>>537414

holy fuck nigger this is funny


 No.537417

>>537398

Does it?


 No.537418

ew


 No.537419


 No.537420

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 No.537423

*opines on things*


 No.537424


 No.537425

at least its not Indiana


 No.537427


 No.537434

Yeah Commiefornia used to be about freedom now it's all rules




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