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 No.538026

Go home and be a family man.

>>537682

 No.538028

fuck you


 No.538029

File: 1448553042506-0.png (339.25 KB, 579x331, 579:331, Strong Boy2.png)

File: 1448553042506-1.png (426.01 KB, 578x330, 289:165, Strong Boy5.png)

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File: 1448553042507-3.png (416.75 KB, 579x335, 579:335, Strong Boy3.png)


 No.538030

fuck you


 No.538031

fuck


 No.538032

you


 No.538033

fuuuuuuuuuuck


 No.538034

He who is subjected to a field of visibility, and who knows it, assumes responsibility for the constraints of power; he makes them play spontaneously upon himself; he inscribes in himself the power relation in which he simultaneously plays both roles; he becomes the principle of his own subjection


 No.538035

yoooooooouuuuuuu


 No.538036

my god, that was an enormous turd

it felt like my ass was torn in half


 No.538037

The peculiarity of the disciplines is that they try to define in relation to the multiplicities a tactics of power that fulfils three criteria: firstly, to obtain the exercise of power at the lowest possible cost (economically, by the low expenditure it involves; politically, by its discretion, its low exteriorization, its relative invisibility, the little resistance it arouses); secondly, to bring the effects of this social power to their maximum intensity and to extend them as far as possible, without either failure or interval; thirdly, to link this 'economic' growth of power with the output of the apparatuses (educational, military, industrial or medical) within which it is exercised; in short, to increase both the docility and the utility of all elements of the system


 No.538038

If the economic take-off of the West began with the techniques that made possible the accumulation of capital, it might perhaps be said that the methods for administering the accumulation of men made possible a political take-off in relation to the traditional, ritual, costly, violent forms of power (i.e. torture, public executions, corporal punishment, etc. of the middle ages), which soon fell into disuse and were superseded by a subtle, calculated technology of subjection. In fact, the two processes - the accumulation of men and the accumulation of capital - cannot be separated; it would not be possible to solve the problem of the accumulation of men without the growth of an apparatus of production capable of both sustaining them and using them; conversely, the techniques that made the cumulative multiplicity of men useful accelerated the accumulation of capital. The growth of the capitalist economy gave rise to the specific modality of disciplinary power, whose general formulas, techniques of submitting forces and bodies, in short, 'political anatomy', could be operated in the most diverse political régimes, apparatuses or institutions.


 No.538039

At a less general level, the technological mutations of the apparatus of production, the division of labour and the elaboration of the disciplinary techniques sustained an ensemble of very close relations. Each makes the other possible and necessary; each provides a model for the other. The disciplinary pyramid constituted the small cell of power within which the separation, coordination and supervision of tasks was imposed and made efficient; and analytical partitioning of time, gestures and bodily forces constituted an operational schema that could easily be transferred from the groups to be subjected to the mechanisms of production; the massive projection of military methods onto industrial organization was an example of this modelling of the division of labor following the model laid down by the schemata of power. But, on the other hand, the technical analysis of the process of production, its ‘mechanical’ breaking-down, were projected onto the labor force whose task it was to implement it: the constitution of those disciplinary machines in which the individual forces that they bring together are composed into a whole and therefore increased is the effect of this projection. Let us say that discipline is the unitary technique by which the body is reduced as a ‘political’ force at the least cost and maximized as a useful force. The growth of a capitalist economy gave rise to the specific modality of disciplinary power whose general formulas, techniques of submitting forces and bodies, in short, ‘political anatomy’, could be operated in the most diverse political regimes, apparatuses or institutions.


 No.538040

File: 1448554219778.png (78.84 KB, 400x299, 400:299, 1329138799638.png)


 No.538042

>>538010

Maybe You Should Try Not To Be So Quick To Dismiss The Sincerity Of Peoples Emotions


 No.538043

>>538042

maybe you should try not being insane


 No.538044

>>538042

go

away


 No.538045

>>538044

im sorry you feel that way

it doesnt have to be like this


 No.538046

>>538045

ok let me tell you what you did

you took me suffering

and you made it about you

why would I care about you.


 No.538047

HAPPY THANKSGIVING


 No.538048

end it all, vris


 No.538049

>>538046

you made it about me


 No.538050

File: 1448555093419.jpg (18.03 KB, 482x336, 241:168, tumblr_nek11dpaNy1rg9pn0o1….jpg)


 No.538051

happy cucksgiving


 No.538052

vfan can we just start over

im sorry i upset you and i still love you


 No.538053

I wonder what she'll respond with


 No.538054

>>538052

I love a girl in my art history class named melanie

I don't love you because not only are you a man but you are also extremely creepy.


 No.538055

>>538054

that's very closed minded

we can still be friends


 No.538056

>>538054

Can you not be rude he's trying to be compassionate


 No.538057

>>538056

I know you're stupid as rocks but he literally slit his wrists earlier in order to impress me.


 No.538058

yeah I'm out


 No.538059

MODS?


 No.538060

just fuck my shit up


 No.538061

>>538057

>implying


 No.538062

>>538060

tell me about melanie


 No.538063

>>538057

Vfan you say the darnest things


 No.538064

>>538062

WHY DOES SHE TAKE THE CLASS?


 No.538065

>>538064

She's a big girl...


 No.538066

File: 1448555621866.png (364.92 KB, 582x330, 97:55, Strong Boy7.png)


 No.538067

lotta loyalty for a tired cunt


 No.538068

why don't we just

bury ae and egghead

bury ae and egghead

bury ae and egghead

bury ae and egghead


 No.538069

>>538063

are you going as the hog this thanksgiving dinner


 No.538070

ae and egghead in a grave

r o t t i n g


 No.538071

>>538062

>>538064

>>538065

>>538067

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


 No.538072

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.538073

>>538070

Trip ON turkey


 No.538074

Oh boy I can't wait to make the sauerkraut and kielbasa i made with me mom last night


 No.538075

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>>538072

god fucking dammit i forgot the image

ten hours of preparation

and i fucking blew it


 No.538076

>>538073

you're not very kosher. I'm afraid I can't eat you.

Sorry piggy.


 No.538077

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.538078

File: 1448556228646.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.538079

eggnog

brandy

nutmeg

bit of coffee

my morning of shit


 No.538080

>>538078

Gesundheit.


 No.538081

File: 1448556679016.webm (1.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1448316538848.webm)

>>538079

cheer up buddy


 No.538082

>>538081

quick demand

go away


 No.538083

File: 1448556753285.jpg (291.69 KB, 942x1002, 157:167, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)

happy thanksgiving hsg, i hope you have a good time with your families


 No.538084

it's thanksgiving! happy thanksgiving hsg! it's too bad i'm not there to watch you eat...


 No.538085

>>538082

are you trying to use reverse psychology on me

what if i actually go away

you're very brave


 No.538086


 No.538087

I'm watching Blade Runner.

Harrison Ford in Blade Runner is so hot.

But Sean Young is fucking crushingly beautiful.

This movie never gets old, it's so beautiful to look at.


 No.538088

>>538087

Blade Runner is a good movie and I wish I could watch it more often


 No.538089

>>538088

It's a very anti-capitalist film.


 No.538090

>>538087

ive never watched it it looks old

you compared me to the tears in rain guy once though


 No.538091

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.538092

harrison ford is shit

if time was willing, david duchovny would've been better in any role ford played. especially han solo


 No.538093

>>538092

you're gay right

fuck ae and die.


 No.538094

from spamming images of guns to spamming images and videos of birds

dont you have something better to do with your time


 No.538095

harrison ford is the only bad thing about blade runner

the book is probably better because of that reason alone


 No.538096

why do i have a boner


 No.538097

File: 1448557047401.jpg (483.53 KB, 1617x1095, 539:365, image.jpg)


 No.538099

File: 1448557070012.jpg (23.96 KB, 639x351, 71:39, 1437171424454.jpg)


 No.538100

>>538094

No not really


 No.538101

>>538094

trip ON, me


 No.538102

>>538098

i thought your thing was liking sponge to make me jealous

what happened


 No.538104

If Israel bombs AE I'd be happy tbh

and I hate Israel


 No.538105

>>538098

my identity... is epic... what's yours... ? UNepic.??? xD^^^xXdDD^D^:xDx-D

>>538102

she's actually unepic


 No.538106

Israel please bomb just this one Palestinian kid


 No.538108

i don't want ae to get bombed

i hope in the future he can live in a peaceful middle east, and settle down with an incredibly hairy man


 No.538109

>>538101

fuck off


 No.538110

>>538107

le no... ;^X^D


 No.538111

>>538108

this but ironically


 No.538112

>>538107

vfan is there anyone here who *doesn't* get your goat


 No.538113

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

birds have done nothing wrong ever


 No.538116

>>538115

not that i know of


 No.538117

cucked by wesley...

cucked by a cuck...

kek...


 No.538118

>>538114

everything about me is timeless

i wish i was your dad so i could lock you in a crate


 No.538120

how about I vape your shit


 No.538121

she unironically likes noise music

okay im out later niggers


 No.538122

>>538119

i will never understand what's up with people who think music has an expiration date

it's almost like... you want to let whatever is popular at the time dictate your tastes... am i on to something Mrs. Individual...


 No.538123

PEACHY


 No.538124

>>538121

die sandnigger


 No.538126

>>538125

>Music can die, just look at punk.

get a load of this shithead


 No.538127

oh boy time to go to the family dinner thing


 No.538129

>>538125

>It died in 2012.

No it didn't, but I wish I could say the same for you

https://soundcloud.com/maitro/sets/dragonball-wave


 No.538130

File: 1448557927414.jpg (28.11 KB, 800x600, 4:3, image.jpg)

>>538128


 No.538132

>>538131

No this album came out 8 months ago so die


 No.538134

me cucc she


 No.538135

you know what else vfan... mindless self indulgence is better than grimes...


 No.538137

>>538136

i'd rather just listen to music than study it tbh

maybe it's because i have friends that see me as something more than a slab of meat


 No.538138

a very hsg thanksgiving


 No.538139

>>537949

>>537954

Man i was the one shitting on her last night and that's a bit dickish


 No.538141

>>538140

epic

what qualifies something as music

is it not music if it isn't pretentious enough


 No.538143

>>538141

Oh ok she's back to her normal self.


 No.538145

vfan is unepic and i'm going to sell her mouthpics


 No.538146

>>538144

Could have fooled me.


 No.538147

and you will know the normie by it's hatred of giant robots


 No.538148

>>538145

nobody is gonna buy those with those unepic yellow teeth


 No.538149

>>538145

who buys stuff like that


 No.538151


 No.538153

>>538152

fuck off


 No.538155

>>538154

i'm not wesley


 No.538157

File: 1448559255053.png (34.01 KB, 249x240, 83:80, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)

>>538156

lol


 No.538159

>>538139

i shouldve waited for them to bleed a little more before taking that but its cold so im not leaking much anyway

weird that the #cut4vfan isn't in the preview


 No.538160

File: 1448559424042.jpg (129.88 KB, 1316x984, 329:246, 1444700383510.jpg)

>>538158


 No.538162

if only asspee had cut his wrists...


 No.538163

>>538161

i wasn't even replying to you

im on my phone and i dont have my trip memorised

you should try getting some sleep maybe youll be less of a shit in the morning


 No.538164

i didn't ask for girl advice... i asked for advice on an individual that happened to be a girl... the difference here... is very large...


 No.538167

i was originally going to post it to call you a pussy for making a big deal out of self harm (which is why the timestamp says trashtree instead of like, i <3 vfan) but i decided to be nicer to you because im cool like that


 No.538168

sam...


 No.538170

>>538169

i can't wait until you fuck off


 No.538173

>>538171

i did it because it was funny tbh


 No.538174

>says he's leaving

>doesn't leave

>says she's going to sleep

>doesn't actually go to sleep

tripfags...


 No.538176

>>538174

i mean i did leave

for a bit


 No.538178

>>538177

this but with you


 No.538179

>>538175

i just skimmed that

you make a lot of dumb presumptions about me


 No.538181

genocide all tripfags


 No.538183

>>538182

you know you're much creepier than me right


 No.538186

>>538184

holy fuck


 No.538187

Really tempted to post vfan nudes again so she'll fuck off but after that little outburst last night, I feel a bit bad


 No.538188

File: 1448560602659.jpg (126.79 KB, 596x447, 4:3, tenochtitlan at sunset.jpg)

>>538184

Don't pretend to care you shitty pinko


 No.538190

>>538185

that's just a funny shtick

have i ever actually done anything creepy

nope

but you have


 No.538191

>>538187

it wouldn't work anyway


 No.538192

>>538187

i haven't seen them

do it for me


 No.538194

ban cletus ban vfan and ban aspie

thread quality will improve by 1000%


 No.538195

File: 1448560684512.jpg (439.21 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, mfw I see spaniards.jpg)

Seriously just fuck off vfan


 No.538196

> to call you a pussy for making a big deal out of self harm

listen to yourself


 No.538197

>>538195

die cletus


 No.538198

>>538189

haha

thats funny because it reminds me of when you unironically compared yourself to me while being a jew living in a big city in a first world country

>>538193

i cut a lot anyway youd know that if you paid attention to what i used to say

even if i didnt it wouldnt really be creepy it would just be slightly weird


 No.538199

oh, it's turkey day today?


 No.538200

i dont get how people even start cutting

like how do you figure out 'damn i should slice up my arm thats a great idea'


 No.538201

>>538200

clearly you don't understand the suffering they're going through


 No.538202

>>538201

this but unironically


 No.538203

i wonder what kevin will eat for this year's christmas cast...


 No.538204

spaghetti


 No.538205

>>538201

i once saw a porn vid that seemed pretty great, but then the camera got too close to her arm and you could see all the scars

that's my only exposure to cutting personally


 No.538206

>>538200

most people like vfan do it for attention because they suck and it's a clear way to tell people you're unwell

i do it because it's fun


 No.538207

vvivvisect vvivvisect


 No.538209

>>538206

fuck off


 No.538210

i have a friend that flagellates herself for fun too ill probably try that soon


 No.538212


 No.538213

File: 1448561169711.png (665.82 KB, 896x665, 128:95, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.538215

>>538213

is this the vfan nude ive been hearing about?

>>538211

rude


 No.538216

File: 1448561256543.jpg (69.38 KB, 1166x161, 1166:161, image.jpg)

*posts something worse than vfan nudes*


 No.538217

>>538212

dont have it but her name was claire and it was a gloryhole video


 No.538218

>>538217

>gloryhole video

why

no

shoo


 No.538219

>>538218

the fuck

sorry the porn i saw with cutting scars isnt up to your standards you chode lmao


 No.538220

>>538217

...joey claire?


 No.538221

just watched charlottes web for the first time since i was like 7 and there are tears

charlotte ;_;


 No.538222

>>538220

now that you mention it... she did have an insatiable love of cock...

just like Joey!


 No.538223

biiig irooon


 No.538224

File: 1448561641152.png (39.86 KB, 142x181, 142:181, hehmm.png)


 No.538225

im trying to figure out what to say to this girl im talking to on okc

this shit is hard


 No.538226

pass the joey


 No.538227

>>538225

says she's terrific and radiant and humble


 No.538228

says that she's...some pig...


 No.538229

>>538227

that just sounds weird though


 No.538230

*farts*

*huffs fart*


 No.538231

>>538229

say you're gonna spin a web for her


 No.538232

>>538231

noww thats the kind of advvice i need


 No.538233

File: 1448561863512.png (1.21 MB, 1336x1367, 1336:1367, 49cbd8461b528626a974c7b6d3….png)


 No.538234

we've been talking for a week or two now and i'm kind of running out of the basic questions you ask someone to get to know them


 No.538235

wonk:wesley::moody:vfan


 No.538236

>>538234

just pretend you're posting on hsg


 No.538237

>>538235

wesley's nowhere near as crazy as moody


 No.538238

What can you tell me about the one you call "Roasted Bread"?


 No.538239

>>538236

that would literally be the worst way to approach a girl


 No.538240

>>538235

>wesley

æ*


 No.538241

>>538238

he's a cool dude


 No.538242

>>538238

owns a wiiu


 No.538243

>>538240

no anon, i lost that when he cucced me


 No.538244

>>538238

He was an attention whore.


 No.538245

>>538238

he's good at monster hunter


 No.538246

>>538241

Where have you spoken with him?

>>538242

That is oddly specific.


 No.538247

>>538235

>me posting peri is equivalent to wonk, moody, and vfan

okay


 No.538248

>>538238

fug off khan


 No.538249

>>538246

at a motel room in the queue to bone your mum LOL


 No.538250

>>538247

howd you do on the language section Wes


 No.538251

File: 1448562611387.gif (1.3 MB, 500x482, 250:241, 1437263849291.gif)


 No.538252

>>538250

i-i don't know what the colon means


 No.538253

>>538250

they got rid of those questions in the SAT in 2005


 No.538254

>>538253

theyre on more standarized tests then


 No.538255

egghead or vfan

cletus or ae

grant or wouter

sako or spacebar

wesley or ben

moody or wonk

sponge or shitto


 No.538256

>>538255

egg

cletus

wouter

sako

wesley

suicide

sponge


 No.538257

File: 1448563909238.gif (7.22 KB, 544x352, 17:11, JOHNNOOOOOO.gif)

>you'll never marry joeyanon


 No.538258

>>538255

vfan

death

both

sako

ben

moody

eh


 No.538259

>>538255

vfan

aaaaah

grant

spacebar

wesley

wonk

sponge


 No.538260

>>538255

egghead

uh

both

uhhhh

ben

moody

uuuuuuhhhhhhh


 No.538261

little mouse or eri


 No.538262

i am going to kill little mouse


 No.538263

ben having sex with ben


 No.538264

>>538263

isn't that just masturbation


 No.538265

>>538264

it's selfcest you uncultured swine


 No.538266

>>538264

its only masturbation if its sad to watch

so yes


 No.538267

>>538265

if i had a clone of me we would probably 69 so i guess


 No.538268


 No.538269

>>538268

wesley........


 No.538270

two ben sucking each other off

Urobenros


 No.538271

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

whats wrong with this horse


 No.538272

>538271

the text going weird from the short box area only improved this post

oh no if i reply to it i ruin it though so lets fix that


 No.538273

oh no... you guys cant see how good it is without the mod buttons

sorry team

📴


 No.538274

>>538273

make me into a mod


 No.538275

>>538273

the post looks normal with the mod buttons to me

but slightly broken without them

maybe its because i stopped using the board default and started using tomorrow

>>538274

rofl take a hike nigga


 No.538276

File: 1448565314002.png (89.83 KB, 447x207, 149:69, Capture.PNG)

>>538275

i don't remember why i switched back from tomorrow

one day i had it the next i had vague memories of changing it but no idea what my motivation was. hmm


 No.538277

>>538276

because default board css has the 👢 and 🔞


 No.538278

why hasn't anyone added an eridan emote


 No.538279

>>538277

oh!

oh yeah! i kind of miss the inscrutable placeholder emojis, so i'd call that a lateral shift in terms of overall goodness


 No.538280

File: 1448565736239.png (5.89 KB, 504x45, 56:5, ClipboardImage.png)

the proper fix for the video acting up.


 No.538281

epic

🐭 :joey: 🔢

go back to the 4ums

💇 🍳 🎫

die die dIe DIE DIE DIE

📴 👢


 No.538282

:peri:


 No.538283

File: 1448566071712.png (16.62 KB, 716x660, 179:165, Capture.PNG)

>>538280

your text disappears when i expand the image

its cool though i genuinely like when websites are a little bugfuck nutso


 No.538284

File: 1448566372054.png (3.94 KB, 237x166, 237:166, blar.PNG)

uuugh why isnt it saturday already


 No.538285


 No.538286

remember the cosplaying as hs characters at the thanksgiving table meme


 No.538287


 No.538288

>>538285

you are responding to ass tree


 No.538289

>>538255

egghead

cletus

grant

spacebar

ben

wonk

sponge


 No.538290

>>538288

I was just being ironic...

yeah that's what that was...


 No.538291


 No.538292

i felt the head of his cock push past my marshmallowy butthole into the saccharine depths behind


 No.538293

>>538285

she yelled at me for saying that

she's one of those loud asexuals


 No.538294

>>538292

yeah that's great, could you please pass the green beans


 No.538295

why is the void so loud


 No.538296

what ab array


 No.538297

>>538293

Asexuality literally isn't real

Most asexuals say they don't mind sex


 No.538298

i want some epic tofurky...


 No.538299

>>538297

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


 No.538300

>>538297

gr8 b8 but im 1/2 str8


 No.538301

unga bunga


 No.538302

i wanna replay kingdom hearts 1

but then i remember every single level sucking ass

and dont want to


 No.538303

a lot of asexuals say that's what they are because it's edgy and othering, kinda like pansexuals

although i don't doubt there's a decent amount of people that genuinely aren't interested in sex

wasn't hp lovecraft an asexual


 No.538304

File: 1448568227837.png (546.78 KB, 540x482, 270:241, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.538305

File: 1448568355988.jpg (39.08 KB, 647x435, 647:435, saucedog.jpg)

im thankful for saucedog


 No.538306

*nuts everyday*

no gf, thanks... Im ace...


 No.538307

>>538299

>>538300

Nice dubs but it's another case of special snowflakism

Some of them are even like "oh I just don't like romantic relationships" hahah


 No.538308

>>538303

Yep, and so was Nikola Tesla-- the difference is they never brought it up because they didn't care about sex

Dali also had an aversion to sex iirc


 No.538309

>>538307

thats a whole different thing

my god you people are retarded


 No.538310

File: 1448568583509.png (774.78 KB, 800x667, 800:667, ClipboardImage.png)

how do i get the mc ride physique

like, how much yelling does he do daily

he probably lifts, too.


 No.538311

Make me a dead meme


 No.538313

File: 1448569290457.png (155.32 KB, 695x525, 139:105, 1361058138102.png)


 No.538314

File: 1448569508347.png (10.34 KB, 620x65, 124:13, homo apocalypse.png)

dont forget


 No.538315

>>538314

>homestuck will eventually

Nah


 No.538316

File: 1448569797733.jpg (57.06 KB, 640x427, 640:427, r9[1].jpg)


 No.538317

homestuck ends when hussie dies


 No.538318

i'm so glad homestuck is finally dead


 No.538319

>>538302

>aerial fights with pirate ships in neverland

>grinding rock titans all day eri day

aside from a lot of the worlds being too short the only ones i remember being total shit are atlantis and monstro


 No.538320

who is the katnep shipper and what are their weaknessess


 No.538321

>>538320

they're weak to poison and steel types


 No.538323

wait a minute that card....


 No.538325

im so bored


 No.538326

this must be the work of an enemy stand!


 No.538327

baby

stand


 No.538328

Lali-ho


 No.538329

hahaha i keep falling asleep in front of the monitor instead of practicing drawing

and it keeps happening

hahaha

HAHAHA


 No.538330

>>538329

go to slep


 No.538332


 No.538359

i feel to sick to eat anything today this is awful


 No.538481

>>538308

I am abroccoli

Means I am not sexual for the broccoli




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