No.538335
I wish vfan would stay away
All the effort to bypass bans, why not go DO something with your life, woman
No.538336
>>538335
why don't you do something with your life?
why don't i?
No.538337
>>538335
she has no life
she has no friends
this trip is about to meet her end
No.538338
No.538339
>>538334
I want to fill Joey's turkey hole with my baster and splatter her insides with delicious gravy!!!
No.538340
No.538341
he has no humor
he has no taste
this anon should be blasted with mace
No.538342
Why won't gristmas anon grant my one wish
No.538343
>>538342
what is your wish anon
No.538344
Aaah, aaah, please... help us...ah...
An unsightly tripfag... a great faggot looms!
Aah! Vfan the Accursed is coming!
No.538345
when's infinity next coming out
No.538346
>>538335
this but you
since you sound like cletus
No.538347
>>538343
For waifu to sit on my face
No.538348
>>538335
I'm not that big of a deal just chill out please.
you people owe me a lot for the shit you pull.
No.538349
>>538337
I have friends
they're here today
I don't feel like I'm happy though. Today I've been filled with a kind of sadness that I can't remove, or take away. I feel almost kind of heartbroken actually.I don't feel good even though I should be having fun right now.
It's probably because of last night.
No.538350
>>538348
>you people owe me a lot for the shit you pull.
No.538351
>>538350
eat my shit like you did before.
No.538352
>>538334
mm
i could eat that joey..
gets a boner
No.538353
>>538347
I'll kill you rev
No.538354
>>538351
Tell you what
If I do, my dick is going to be where that shit came from
No.538355
I feel like
gross today. I mean on top of feeling like shit from little sleep earlier.
like, I feel like there's a knife in my chest. I just feel really fucking sad and unhappy and misreable and even nauseated. I just hate this shit.
No.538356
>>538354
... your ass?
i do not think you thought that through
No.538357
eating shit aka voring peri
No.538358
No.538360
>>538356
he wants his urethra to eat my poop via copulating with me anally I'm assuming.
No.538361
fart so hard your balls explode
No.538362
fart so hard my heart breaks
No.538363
No.538364
>>538363
I can't I have like a ton of friends here. I could just say I'm not feeling it and go to my room-ish area.
idk. I might just skip this and do that. I don't feel good at all.
No.538365
This Thanksgiving I'm thankful for birds and my friends
No.538366
if you pinch the tip while ejaculating will your dick pop
No.538367
i'm thankful for you, hsg
*hugs*
No.538368
kickstart the vfan banner
that will keep her away >:)
No.538369
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No.538372
how much has that guy paid for that trump ad so far
No.538373
>>538372
isn't it like $5 a day
that adds up to a lot of dollars
No.538374
No.538375
>>538373
i thought it was 20 or something
No.538377
No.538378
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
No.538379
>>538371
I am thankful for this 8oner.
No.538380
i wish an wasn't such a slow board i need more bird pictures
No.538381
No.538382
>>538378
kill this meme with extreme prejudice
No.538383
>>538382
But it's vintage!
No.538384
No seriously
When the fuck did sawtooth become a jedi
No.538385
>>538377
he's memeing sitewide?
now that's dedication
No.538388
No.538389
No.538390
quack quack quaack quack quack
doo doo quck quack
No.538391
>>538385
why do you think someone would pay to put an ad on hsg specifically
No.538392
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No.538398
the quacks are happening again
No.538399
*duck tales theme starts playing*
I HATE FUCKING NIG-
No.538400
just think
if homestuck started today, one of the troll's quirks would be calling everybody 'fam'
No.538401
>>538400
that's already part of meenah's quirk tho?
No.538402
>>538400
eri would be redpill
No.538403
have you epics picked up anything from steam sale yet
No.538405
No.538407
peridot's gem weapon will be a plunger
No.538408
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
No.538409
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No.538410
>>538408
same to you bruddy
No.538412
>>538411
now we need a joey version of this
No.538413
No.538414
>>538409
would you marry birdo?
No.538415
>>538414
Do you mean the popularized "Birdo" or do you mean the original version, who is named "Ostro"?
No.538416
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No.538422
I'm done going easy on you. Now, you'll pay.
No.538423
the only thing that should touch you is fire
No.538424
my hole, ever hungry for cum, started to pucker frantically at the sound of his voice
No.538425
the only thing that should embrace you is death
No.538426
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No.538427
>>538415
the popularized version, of course. Who cares about a typo?
No.538428
No.538429
im watching a 480p version of a comp tf2 match at one of those big LANs from 2007, this is weird as fuck
No.538430
No.538431
No.538432
I'm 💩Wesley💩 and I love💩💩💩 to masturbate to 💩 excrement!💩💩💩 Poop💩! Shit💩! 💩💩 Feces!💩 Gets my dick💩 hard!
No.538433
kookidot
hippiedot
digidot
polkadot!!!!!!!!!!!
No.538434
did i mention the burning
No.538435
>>538423
>>538425
>>538434
are you the new vfan or something
No.538436
No.538437
>>538427
>typo
The entire credit roll in smb2 clearly named every enemy correctly
The ostrich motherfuckers were named "birdo" and the egg shooting bitch was named "Ostro"
No.538438
the fucking quacking again when will it stop it's not funny or pleasing it's dumb stop the duck make it stay still no more duck dance no more quack quack quack
No.538439
>>538349
you'd probably feel better if you were nicer to other people desu
No.538440
>>538439
werent you fucking off for good
No.538441
>>538439
>>538439
get eaten by satan
No.538442
>>538437
if her name was supposed to be ostro, then why did she want her name as "birdetta"
birdo -> birdetta makes more sense than ostro -> birdetta
No.538443
>>538441
get raped by ducks
No.538444
the only solution for a dense skull is to smash
epic~!
lels~!
No.538445
>>538442
No dude
In-game in the credits list
It's ostro
No.538446
>want to buy duck game
>10$ is too much
>no friends that have it
:/
No.538447
>>538440
no who told you that
>>538441
dot whats up i thought we were cool
have you been talking to vfan? you really shouldnt do that
No.538448
>>538447
when are you going to slit your wrists
No.538449
>>538447
im pretty sure you said that when you got mad at vfan last time
and by pretty sure i mean like 95% sure
No.538450
>>538448
thats not happening im not suicidal
sorry to disappoint (im not really though)
No.538451
>>538447
"cool" usually means "indifferent" and things change brudda
I always thought you were irritating though
No.538452
>>538449
well you're 100% wrong
and theres nothin wrong with dropping by to check on how my epic friends from hsg are doing
No.538453
>>538451
well you thought wrong
No.538454
>>538449
don't ever believe the words of a tripfag
No.538455
>>538451
he's a piece of shit but don't take vfan's words at face value because she's also very nuts
just ask vris or B
No.538456
>>538445
but it was a mistake
No.538457
my epic thanksgiving dinner
deep fried pizza rolls and diet coke directly from the 3L bottle
No.538458
>>538455
they both like me though
the only other person who doesnt like me is the retarded 17 year old
No.538459
>>538455
the TERM is eszett
No.538460
im not sure how xlr feels about me but who cares he's a drip
No.538461
No.538462
>>538458
i meant to ask them about vfan
because they were both friends with vfan, who shit all over them unprompted
No.538463
>>538458
literally nobody in this damn board likes you
No.538464
and I'm not exaggerating when I use the term literally
No.538465
>>538455
not taking them at face value
you can't just wave peoples issues away by calling it nuts
No.538466
>>538463
imho, tbqh
he's ok when he's not: posting about vfan or acting like his tf2 opinion matters
No.538467
No.538468
>>538465
you can, actually!
i've done it a bunch of times. its surprisingly simple, just think "well they need to seek actual help, and if they refuse there's nothing that can be done"
No.538469
dot
dat
dan
fan
vfan
coincidence????????????
No.538470
>>538467
>>538469
dot is the nick's ass of being vfan
No.538471
No.538472
>>538465
vfan will woo you with her talk of communism and lesbian fashion but she'll fuck you over as soon as she gets bored of you
youve been warned but honestly do w/e it might be fun just dont invest anything
No.538473
>>538466
that's pretty much all he does though
that and be a smug prick
No.538474
>>538466
when am i ever not posting about vfan
if your only exposure to me has been through hsg i dont blame you for hating me id hate me too i make really shitty posts
you have bad opinions anon
No.538475
>>538468
and other people could maybe not be pieces of shit by making things 100 times worse
No.538476
No.538477
oh no
dot has gone over to the vfan side
No.538478
No.538479
>>538473
no im smug prick he cant steal my name
>>538474
you used to have interests besides vfan, and besides that weird looking music lady who i forget the name of
>>538475
that's internet culture though, especially internet anonymous message board culture o_O
you troll people for laughs and then it breaks them and it gets really funny, and then really sad, and then funny again, then really sad again
No.538480
No.538482
>>538479
who the hell are you
No.538483
>>538480
a crossie
we should have killed it when we had the chance
No.538484
No.538485
>>538475
>>538455
Vris and I talk about how much you fucking people don't understand about the horrifying sexual terror of being weak and uncontrolled for how you don't care about people's memories of sexual abuse all the time actually.
she'd probably agree with me on everything I say about you people being fucked up because that's what we talk about sometimes.
because it's true you're really evil people who will never understand what it's like to live with this burden
>>538467
Some people are capable of this magical component of being a mentaly healthy person called
empathy
lack of empathy is the single biggest symptom of mental illness.
you're the ones who are nuts.
>>538468
Yeah
You're never going to understand lol
>>538478
>>538477
>>538479
>>538480
>>538483
Leave her the fuck alone.
No.538486
>>538482
who the hell are you, fag boy
dont answer that i can see exactly who you are
No.538487
what is it about vfan that attracts crossies so much
does she have some kind of pheromone that truhsg goers are immune to
No.538488
No.538489
>>538479
it's all just epics and lels
ha ha
hee hee
hurting people, el oh el
No.538490
>>538477
it's a phase we all go through thats fine
>>538479
bjork, florence, soko, lauren, and debbie harry
No.538491
No.538492
>>538487
Vris and I are pretty solid friends?
Horsie too.
No.538493
>>538485
there's that epic projection
No.538494
>>538492
skypenigs aren't truhsg
No.538496
vfan is right about you all being pieces of shit though
No.538497
here's an idea
when you act like gross pieces of shit
other people besides the person you're being gross too are going to take annoyance to it and are going to lose sympathy with you.
No.538498
>>538495
stop posting this ugly cunt tbh
No.538499
No.538500
but she's like
the mother shit
No.538501
>>538493
LOL
>>538495
That's right
do it again. Ruin my entire month more.
Just fucking rub it all over my face that you control my emotions so easily.
No.538502
>>538498
I hope you die in a car accident.
No.538503
>>538492
horsie doesnt come here, he wasn't around for you burning every possible bridge
he's too nice, its his only flaw...
No.538504
>>538489
yes
i know you are a crossie but are you also new to the internet in general
No.538505
No.538506
>>538501
you can drop the act youve already seduced dot
No.538507
No.538508
>>538504
nope
I just got over to my edgy /b/ phase when i was like, 14
No.538509
You'll never know the depths of my sorrow when you do this.
You'll never know what it means to me to have autonomy over my anatomy.
You'll never know. Because you're men, and this is what you do.
>>538503
Every one?
I seem to have repaired several bridges fine.
No.538510
No.538511
>>538489
this but unironically
No.538512
this is what happens when you trust wesley
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No.538514
>>538495
Oh I thought we had a similar body type but you're only an A
Can't really determine your actual shape since you're all bent
No.538515
'sure wesley i trust you' - a retard, 2015
No.538516
>autonomy over my anatomy
No.538517
why is it that every female poster in here is an obnoxious shithead that starts arguments
that only exception i can think of is angel
No.538518
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No.538521
vfan by lying about this you expose pieces of shit but you also become a piece of shit yourself
you realise that right
you dont have to lie to out hsg as being full of assholes everyone already knows they are
No.538522
men fundementally relate to sex different than we do. They just relate to it in this straight forward way of labor towards orgasm. They don't understand, that for us like, it's totally different and emotional and you might not like it or enjoy it. They just think we're like them.
so men who have never had sex, and relate to it in that way, just cannot understand the sexual terror of being assaulted and having your autonomy removed.
and they might never understand how much pain they're capable of inflicting because of how much they fucking misunderstand. and they don't want to
that's the scariest part.
when people tell them stop. they don't understand why and they feel victamized. So they dig their heels in further
that's the scariest thing about men is they just don't understand what it's like. Every time things like this happen I just lose my trust for them more. because they really don't think of me as human.
This is the fundemental miscommunication here, over the fact we experiene sex differently, and your lack of experience with it thinking it's no big deal when it's totally different.
You'll never understand, that's why you do this, and that's why I continually lose trust in men every time you do this.
No.538523
"i actually wanted my nudes to be posted" -a retard, 2015
No.538524
>>538517
there's sharktits too
No.538525
No.538526
>>538522
>men who have never had sex
le assuming
No.538527
>>538517
why is it that every male poster in here is an obnoxious shithead that starts arguments
there are no exceptions
No.538528
>>538517
isn't that more of a tripfag thing
No.538529
>>538526
I'm right.
You've only had it once or twice. Everything I said is correct.
No.538530
>>538524
she isn't a tripfag i don't think
>>538528
well yes that's what i meant
>>538527
lol
No.538531
>>538525
haha
well meme'd my friend
No.538532
>>538530
I didn't know you were only counting tripfags
No.538533
you are all predictably inhuman.
No.538534
>>538532
yeah i should have made it more obvious, my bad
No.538535
No.538536
>>538533
whine whine whine
No.538537
I don't have enough energy to be scared now.
I feel numb and filled with disgust and revulsion for how you think you can treat me.
No.538539
>>538535
>>538536
I said
You are all predictably inhuman.
No.538540
>>538537
*shoves you down*
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>>538538
dont lie
you love this
you caused this, how could you not love this
No.538544
No.538546
>>538537
you were horrible first, but i guess you're too retarded to remember
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No.538549
>>538547
stop posting forever
No.538551
>>538542
What you say doesn't matter.
>>538540
Why do you do this?
What gives you the right to shake my well being like this.
>>538546
I don't give a solid fuck what you think
You can't do this
>>538549
shut the fuck up
No.538552
>>538538
this is all your fault though lol
No.538553
No.538554
>>538551
i can and i will >:)
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No.538557
>>538546
nice kindergarten logic
but they started it!
why don't people take responsibility for their actions
and i dunno, maybe think about how their actions affect things
i dunno
No.538558
keep fighting you stupid little fags, it amuses me,...
No.538559
>>538557
Like vfan giving an internet stranger her nudes after a single Skype conversation
No.538560
>>538551
*shoves you down again*
No.538561
No.538562
i just wanna go home and fall the fuck asleep covered in cherry pie i haven't slept in like 30 hours
No.538563
>>538553
this but unironically
No.538564
>>538543
>>538552
yes but this is really starting to get sad now
i wish vfan would stop posting and get legitimate help
No.538565
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>538533
>is a dick to a bunch of socially stunted middle america teenage faggots
>surprised when they dont immediately sympathize with you after lying about serious shit
>rinse, repeat
No.538567
>>538559
nice kindergarten logic
what other people do has nothing to do with what you do
No.538568
>>538557
dot I mean no offense when I say this but
fuck off
No.538569
No.538570
>>538554
why?
It ruins me emotionally for at least a month when I get these flashbacks and you just can't do this to me.
You can't do this to me. You can't.
You don't understand what you're doing and I don't hate you for being so naive.
But insult me
Please do not sexually harass me as a survivor of sexual assault you are putting me in an enormous amount of pain.
>>538559
Egghead here's the thing.
You're a piece of shit.
I knew of Wesley before hand. I thought he was just some harmless teenager.
I was inebriated and Wesley knew that.
And I made it worse for myself.
but none of these things justify sexually harassing me.
this is not acceptable and I'm asking you to please stop.
please just stop.
No.538571
>>538567
>big red text
okay this is obviously vfan now
No.538572
welp pattern recognized i guess
l8r niggers
No.538573
No.538574
>>538564
she's as likely to get help as moody
No.538575
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No.538577
>>538574
moody is more likely to get help, though.
moody left hsg
vfan cannot leave
No.538578
>>538574
at least moody left here for good (hopefully)
No.538579
maybe if being here causes you emotional pain you shouldn't come here
just my opinion tbh
No.538580
>>538570
you can leave anytime you want
but no
you beg for more
you want it
you tease
No.538581
did you know that the only thing you have to do to get the police to raid an american's home is to call 911 and pretend there's a murder/hostage situation at their address? it's called "swatting" someone.
just food for thought
No.538582
>>538561
Solid potato salad
https://youtu.be/61cY1ILv60k
watch the whole thing
No.538583
>>538578
nah he still comes back sometimes
but yeah props to him for not being so dependant on hsg anymore
No.538584
>>538581
what was rev's address again
No.538585
>>538561
stuffing is rarer
No.538586
>>538581
why dont you gently swat my dick with your tongue
No.538587
No.538588
>>538574
I got help.
I got so much help after I was assaulted.
Nothing can fully heal that though. What you are doing right now is ripping open the wound.
And I'm telling you to stop hurting me but I'm too weak to fend you off.
so you're just going to kill me this month. emotionally. over and over until I throw up.
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No.538592
>>538580
I don't leave because I refuse to be victimized like this running away.
I have to fight you.
I can't let you hurt me like this.
No.538593
>>538588
fam you were already plenty fucked up before people started posting your nudes
No.538594
No.538595
>>538592
so you're gonna hurt yourself instead?
No.538596
>>538593
>>538594
>>538595
Just stop
please don't do this any more.
Focus on any other part of me or my personality.
please stop.
No.538597
>>538567
Use your 'adult logic' to play in traffic where cars will politely drive around you
No.538598
No.538599
>>538592
you're really sick vfan
you disgust me
No.538600
No.538601
>>538591
that's his parents address
No.538602
just stop feeding her shes getting off to this
the first fucking rule of the internet and you faggots keep forgetting it
No.538603
>>538580
or maybe there's a little thing called closure people sometimes want
"this guy burned my house down and he's still roaming free and happy and burning houses down but i'm just gonna forget about him and move on"
it's kinda harder than you think
No.538604
>>538586
ok
*bites your dick instead*
yum
No.538605
No.538606
>>538600
>>538599
>>538598
Please don't do this you don't know what you're doing to me right now.
Please just stop I'm begging you please stop sexually harassing me it's making me physically hurt.
I can't cry right now I'm too tired from last night, all I feel now is an empty field of nothing.
No.538607
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No.538609
>>538602
isn't the first rule "don't talk about /b/"
No.538610
>>538607
>>538602
>>538605
what is wrong with you
just fucking stop
just stop
No.538611
>>538606
how the fuck am i sexually harassing you
No.538612
where did the lad meme on you
No.538613
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No.538615
>>538611
when people post naked pictures of me.
just stop defending it and stop doing it please I'm asking you to stop
please stop
please
No.538616
No.538617
No.538618
>>538602
nobody ever follows that rule
No.538619
>>538615
i'm not defending it tho :/
No.538620
>>538612
*touches the doll*
Right here... He was a big guy ಥ_ಥ
No.538621
>>538613
this pup is ok
not good but decent
No.538622
No.538623
>>538615
who is defending it
No.538624
No.538625
WELL CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT!
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN!?
No.538626
wwesley did nothin wwrong
No.538627
>>538619
then just leave me alone and stop being so mean to me right now.
stop making jokes about this.
just please be more kind to me about this.
hate me for anything.
not this. please just help me forget I don't want to keep remembering.
please just stop
tell people to stop if you sympathize with me for that
just help
I need people not to do this to me and come into my life and shake up the foundations I've laid out to protect me from feeling this.
just don't do this.
No.538628
>>538625
Crashing this thread...
No.538629
No.538630
>>538622
It was bury pink benis
He took my clothes and in the trash it goes
No.538632
>>538627
Here's your reply
No.538633
No.538634
start a new thread
wipe the slate clean
No.538636
please stop torturing me like this
you just don't understand
No.538637
>>538633
>>538632
why
why
why
why
why
why
why
why
No.538638
No.538640
THE THREAD IS GOING TO BURST
No.538641
No.538642
No.538643
hsg should be a safe space
No.538645
I'm going to throw up tonight probably.
No.538646
No.538648
No.538649
How the fuck do people drink sparkling water
No.538653
>>538628
*prays to allah for no survivors*
No.538654
>>538649
you need to be slightly masochistic to enjoy it
it's really good tho
No.539065
>>538649
i used to drink it on account of the tap water here tastes like dusty calcified ass flakes