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i'm going to make an rpgmaker game about vfan
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>>538926
except for me right
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epic poem:
a cheeto dust encrusted nip
watch out for my epic freudian slip
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>>538932
i hate you especially
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keep an eye on grant's low-hanging sack...
like a macklemore... more he will mack...
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>>538927
will it have costume damage? sprite sex? impregnation?
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>>538937
there'll be a sex minigame but it cuts to her crying and throwing up no matter what
also i'm the final boss
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grabt should give board ownership to me
it will be very epic
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>>538942
this but unironically
#spongeforadmin2016
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>>538944
this but unironically
#makehsggreatagain
No.538953
free mouthpics for everyone
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free mouthpics from everyone
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>>538966
smells like peridot...
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>>1000000 soon..............
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please... allow me to be your lord and admin...
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i will follow spongelord to the ends of hell
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>>538969
>those kitty tear stains
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preparing my epic plan for hsg
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blunderfail has reached homosuck status in record time
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>>538982
not sure a kid in a very simple costume counts as homosuck status my dude my guy
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>>538982
this kid will kill
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>>538972
so they weren't misgendering after all
phew, crisis averted
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>>538986
high quality joey
No.538991
i think wonk found out i talk a lot of shit about him but retained a friendly tumblr attitude toward me and it kinda grossed me out
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>tfw vfan is so triggered she went back to post in the old thread
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>>538986
finally my successor has arrived
time to retire
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>>538984
it's bad and wrong
it's badong
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>>538995
i honestly felt kinda guilty
like he's used to facing this kind of derision so he still sees me as an e-friend
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>>539000
oh I thought you were grossed out by him
No.539003
Would Sponge's HSG focus on lesbians as much as Grant's HSG
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>>538997
eh
there are so many worse things you can do to a kid
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>>539002
oh no i definitely am. he's very shady about his pedo thing
>>539003
yeah but i just happen to become the head lesbian and Our Lord
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>>539004
i mean, yeah, in the grand scheme of things, dressing your kid up as a charaacter from your favorite internet media property isn't that shitty, but it's weird, you know?
like. if that kid was like, "yeah, my mom dressed me up as rose lalonde from homestuck when i was 4" that kid's friends would be like "that kid has weird-ass parents"
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>>539009
it really isn't that weird dude
it's not like they wouldn't be dressed as a different fictional character for halloween anyway
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>not dressing your kid as joey
No.539020
i was a shyguy for halloween once
it was really epic
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>>539020
go as a shy gal next time
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why does encyclopedia dramatica still exist
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*saws off that joey-shaped growth*
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Vfan is pretty cute but that doesn't excuse her horseshit
uninstall that realistic horse butthole mod, vfan
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>>539036
*sticks it in a pickle jar*
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i want to put things in my butt
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>>539040
*shove a live joey up your butthole*
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why me dog starin at me like he want somethin
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*starts to turn into joey*
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one of charlotte's spider childs was named aranea
when is hussie going to sue eb white
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>>539046
*pokes your bunghole*
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i am ready to shove this dildo up my ass
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i hope the catsitter doesn't find my dildos
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this dildy wildy is going in my tooty frooty booty
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>>539051
could you get any sadder
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>>539053
xlr is cool!
cool!
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Whew glad I made it through the worst holiday
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why are people so afraid of thanksgiving
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>>539060
>>539059
You know what's worse than being around people you don't like?
Being around people you have to pretend to like
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remember this epic banner
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>>539069
please stop posting your scat porn
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>>539070
i always read this to the "Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean" jingle
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so did anyone have a good thanksgiving
or just me?
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>>539078
i had an epic thanksgiving
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>>539078
I've never liked the holiday because it's just like a shitty version of christmas and the food is worse.
My thanksgivings are usually just boring but today was awful.
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>>539079
cool
>>539080
>the food is worse
well whose fault is that
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the only good thing about thanksgiving is the apple pie
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>>539081
Cultural norms of Thanksgiving.
Though they did have some kind of corn bread/cake thing, that was goo.d
There were boudin balls too. The food was actually the best Thanksgiving food that I can remember now that I think of it, but I had a shitty day outside of it.
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>>539083
>Cultural norms of Thanksgiving.
bullshit, why don't you just make the food you want to eat
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why does green bean casserole exist
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>>539085
my aunt made that and it was icky
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>finding out my sort-of-step-sister is really hot
i don't like feeling this feeling
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>>539087
incestuous ass eating when
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>>539087
Just don't get caught
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>>539089
Also, on a related note, I'm safe 'till Easter at the very least
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sponge's transformation into stepsisterfucker
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>>539090
it isn't on a (lmao) related note. do you know what step-sister means? not the same thing as half sister.
>>539088
she's le engaged )^;
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>>539087
>sort-of-step-sister
how can something like that be a "sort of" thing?
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>>539094
because my dad and his girlfriend aren't married but they've been together? it's not hard to understand
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>>539093
>she's le engaged )^;
you know what you must do
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how can i seduce this woman in the next 72 hours
it's going to be very hard because i still look like a very young lad
a little boy...
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blasting my baby batter inside joey's meat oven
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>>539095
without context, yeah. but digressing. she's not flesh and blood, so just go throw your d on the table.
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>>539097
play that to your advantage
is she a pedo?
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>>539097
you should take some snippity snaps of her and post them lol
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remember when threads used to get up to 750 replies
good times
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>>539097
Good she'll think it's cute when you ask for mouthpics
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>>539102
do threads still break when they get over 250 posts?
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>>539102
i remember when they used to get to 2000
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>>539106
>2000
literally when
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>>539107
a few years ago when you were 13
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they love it when i ask for mouthpics!...
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>>539108
>>539110
i don't think any of the /co/ threads went pass 2000
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im a cummy bunny yes i am!
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I'm having the best time with my friends right now.
I told them I was sexually harassed by someone (you, I just didn't specify), and they all gave me a hug.
I have such good friends. I have such good food.
today was so good I feel so happy right now.
Food is definitely theraputic.
Me and melanie (i invited) went outside and talked about things for a while. just shit. and she rested her head on shoulder, and I rested my head on her head. it was cute.
All this happened within the last five? hours?
I'm not sober enough to keep the time, but it went by fast.
I mean everyone is still downstairs idk.
i'm so happy.
I hope you had a happy thanksgiving even if you are evil awful people who do nothing but hurt me.
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actually no fuck you I hope you had a lonely awful friendless thanksgiving with your parents hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>539123
still not reading
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>>539122
did mom and dad tell you to get a job soon?
lazy piece of shit lol
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>>539124
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>>539125
still not reading your posts
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>>539128
>>539127
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No.539130
i dont remember filtering vfan but im glad i did
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lying for hugs. pretty sad
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>spam
mods pls ban this lawbreaker
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>>539131
less sad than having thanksgiving with just your mom & dad or alone
LOL
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>>539129
>mfw it only took 3 hsg posts to ruin her mood again
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i spam a lot and i never get banned
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>>539133
i had half my family and my gf but ok
No.539137
how long until vfan kills herself over hsg
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>>539134
what are you talking about everyone is happy and everyone is enjoying my vinyl
I'm happy they're happy
none of you are happy because you never get physical contact besides your direct family
or none at all!
I find it funny that I am so superior to you in every way.
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>>539137
long after you hang yourself lol
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>>539142
no need to be ashamed of a little stinky butt
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i love shaking my butt
why does it feel so good
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okay so with vfan's nudes getting posted. What confuses me is that they are named vfan2 and vfan3
where is vfan1?
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fuck the food was good
brussel sprouts with some seared something meat
turkey with rosemary and a bunch of different stuff
booze
apples cranberries strawberries
booze
gravy
booze
booze
booze
booze
more turkey
vodka
stuff
shit
all good tbh I'm very happy. I am pleased with myself
I love this
but most of all
I love melanie and I want to be hers. I am thankful I met her. I want to never leave her side. I'm beginning to fall in love with her. like serious love.
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>>539139
vfan telling sponge to kill himself.
I thought you two were friends?
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>>539145
Maybe that was the maw of the yellowtoothed ogre?
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>>539147
hey vris linked me your deviantart!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha
No.539151
>gets intoxicated and gushes to the thread
>talks about the fun times with their friends
>acknowledges that hsg hates them and is bad for them but keeps coming back, especially when intoxicated
>eggs hsg on when they mock them
vfan or moody (sans intoxication, substitute "depressed/suicidal) or wonk
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>>539150
okay. I lost my dignity years ago during wrestling.
You cannot shame me.
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>>539151
who the fuck caaaaaares
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>>539151
You too can enjoy the love and care of friends if only you weren't such shitty people!!!!!!!!!
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>>539145
#1 is probably the first pic, which would be the one where she wrote something like "forgive wesley" on herself and sent it to him
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>>539154
or if my social anxiety didn't prevent me from socializing
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>>539153
well, if she keeps it up hopefully she'll kill herself
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>>539157
yea but like who cares
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me: got a girl I love to rest her on my shoulder, and I rest my head on her head and we stared at the stars
you: "MOM DAD WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR LEFT OVERS IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!"
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>>539154
friends are fucking annoying.
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>>539159
what if i am both "me" and "you" in this scenario
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>>539156
social anxiety sucks man.
I hate it. After like 5 hours around people constantly my social skills start to break down because its so tiring to keep them up. Then it comes on even more because I'm fucking up even more and feeling more anxious.
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>>539159
>me: got a girl I love to rest her on my shoulder, and I rest my head on her head and we stared at the stars
>you: "MOM DAD WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR LEFT OVERS IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!"
All this projecting
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>>539164
that wasn't a joke.
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do you love me hsg
do you want to make sweet love to me
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The Smell Of Ham Will Plague Me For Days
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>>539166
God their faces don't even look the same
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>>539163
exactly. it's rough
and then after like 5 weeks of being able to keep up with it, and hanging out with people, and talking to people, my social skills will finally crap out and i'll just seize up
and i can't do it anymore suddenly
i haven't talked to anyone in like, 4 weeks
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>>539170
no
id get you a coffee or something
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>me when i open the thread
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>>539177
sounds better tbh
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>>539178
turn back now grant
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>>539179
and me on the right
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>>539175
im just glad my girlfriend understands that I break down after too long. So she stops caring when I act like even more of a sperg. She helps me get out of situations so I dont embarrass myself too much.
It was horrible without her. Im so fucking glad I have her.
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>>539178
YO GRANT OPEN YOUR SKYPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOL
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>>539183
eh. Im an engineer. I dont need to be good at art. just math.
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i feel bad for khan's gf when they inevitably break up and he starts posting her nudes everywhere
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>>539183
>>539184
it really does seem like you're in a great mood this evening. go drown your sorrows, it's healthier than this.
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>>539185
that's fantastic, sounds like she's really good for you
unfortunately my gal pal is on the list of people i havent talked to in weeks
that's probably not good for the relationship, huh
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>>539190
how can you post the nudes of a fictional person
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>>539190
she never sent me nudes. and if she does break up with me and sent me nudes in the past, I hope I dont have the lapse in judgement to actually post them.
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>>539196
what the fuck are you on
and if you're having such a a"good time" with you "friends" that definitely aren't fake, why the fuck are you here
go away
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>>539193
no man. You prolly should talk to her about it. Maybe she'll understand and help you.
No.539199
remember when khan freaked out and wished that grants gf gets mugged and stabbed because he made a dick joke about his gf lol
No.539200
making toast out of old bread
when life gives you lemons am i right
No.539201
a good time is shoving pudding up your ass with louis ck
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>>539196
Sophomore in college vfan.
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when life gives you memons
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>>539198
i mean we started our relationship knowing that both of us have sever anxiety and we may not talk for days at a time
but it's been a while
and every extra day is just going to make talking to her again even worse
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>>539200
don't lie to yourself. that's not lemonade, it's piss.
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>>539205
oh so you both have it. If I were you, and take this with a grain of salt, Id try to force myself to spend time with her multiple times a week. My gf definitely helped me get my "social tolerance" up from like 3 hours to 5 hours. So maybe you guys could do something similar. But I dont know your situation's details so my advice might not apply at all.
No.539211
i should probably message this girl on okc
if only i had something interesting to say
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>>539209
she helped me by spending a lot of time with me btw.
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>>539210
is 88 the birth year or the nazi thing
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>>539211
tell her about your wiener
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>>539209
no see that makes sense and i think it'd work, it's just hard. the first time talking after having not talked to them in weeks is gonna be rough and im just not good at dealing with that kind of thing. but to be honest if anyone would be understanding and sympathetic it'd be them.
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>>539213
it was my number in middleschool football.
I played Tackle cause I was chubby at the time
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>>539213
he's younger than that so the nazi thing i guess
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>>539210
yikes, you are one crazy bitch
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>>539216
surely, this will stop the skeletons being dug out of your own closet. yes certainly, that's how the cycle of conflict works.
No.539224
i want to spend all my time with melanie
god she's so amazing and dreamy and cool and everything I could ever dream of being
I want to like, just curl up next to her until I die
>>539223
shut the fuck up lmao
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>>539219
yikes you're one friendless neet
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as a social worker i just think y'all should be nice to eachother
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REPOST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOU'LL TURN INTO A LAMPSHADE
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>>539224
does "melanie" know you're a crazy bitch who posts on hsg and sends nudes to dudes/the internet?
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>>539226
i am neither of those things
you are both crazy and a bitch
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>>539229
does your mom you know you talk to girls on the internet like this?
it's thanksgiving
No.539234
>>539230
do not ruin it by coming here
just forget hsg exists
you will be so much happier
No.539235
>>539227
you don't seem like the social worker type. too passive. how the hell did that happen?
No.539236
i want those wasabi ginger chips
weh
No.539237
>>539236
i could really go for some outback steak house cheese fries and bloomin onion right now, honestly
No.539238
>>539232
you are both of those things and crazy and a bitch
BOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
No.539239
>>539231
i'm appropriating your american words, sorry
>>539235
technically i'm still in college studying social work, i'm also doing the minor that focuses more on legal advice and shit instead of patting poor people on the back
No.539240
>>539234
grant it's thanksgiving
I won't be mean
can you let me post just 4 tonight?
I am having a ton of fun :)
No.539241
thankful for my shoulders
No.539242
No.539243
>>539240
its really not good for you
No.539244
>>539242
thankful for my belly button
No.539245
vfan, foolishly inebriated and giddy-- waking up in horror to discover that "Melanie" was an overweight neckbeard who just happened to have really long hair and slender hands
No.539246
>>539243
ok
but like
it's not good for any of us. including you.
No.539248
>>539246
not really?
and hsg is way way way worse for you, do you want me to be the asshole who goes back a thread or two and links you your own posts or can i skip that waste of 3 minutes
No.539249
>>539245
melanie has family from south korea and america.
melanie has short black hair.
melanie likes crystal castles before the drama
melanie is an anarchist just lime me
melanie enjoys talking to me
I am falling in love with melanie
'
>>539247
I am impervious tonight
You cannot harm me after getting touched by boo.
No.539250
No.539251
>>539247
W hy are you so obsessed with dicks, sponge?
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No.539253
>>539248
grant
tell people not to do what they do and don't blame me for it.
I am just having fun right now. let me have fun.
let me post here while I'm happy.
No.539254
>>539249
this sounds like a fake person
No.539255
thinking someone is cool and realizing theyre shitty sucks
No.539256
why did you delete my discovery
why are you hiding the truth
the people have the right to know
No.539257
No.539258
>>539249
post pics or your manic pixie dream girl isn't real
No.539259
>>539254
man shut the fuck up your boy sako talked about he got invited to an orgy and I'm the big victim for having a crush on a girl and nothing more gtfo here
No.539260
>>539253
you being happy is the best chance to convince you to make the correct decision and write hsg off and leave, because when you're unhappy you view leaving hsg as "losing" or "giving up" instead of the best decision you could make
No.539261
>>539258
she's not real. she exists in the phantasmagoria.
No.539262
>>539259
you're a "victim" for not shutting the heckie up
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>>539260
doesn't this sound exactly like what we said to moody what the fuck is with hsg and this type of crazy person
No.539266
>>539259
>your boy sako
lol
No.539272
>>539260
brah listen
tonight. tell me this tomorrow
let me have fun with you ass holes
No.539275
>>539265
We're hostile, they're masochists. Just moths flying to the flame, buddy.
No.539396
i'm thanking for all the mouthpics
and the epic eye contact i make with this girl every once in a while