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>>539269
fucking die back to your shithole general, bone fucker
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>>539276
leave
youre too good for this place
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No.539280
Vfan
You're cute
Post more pictures of yourself
Also with melanie
No.539281
I feel so happy tonight after everything the past day.
I feel geniunly loved by people I couldn't live without.
this was a lot of fun. idk I wish shit like this could happen more often. It's so good to relieve the stress and shit.
it's great
No.539282
>>539276
i dont want you to be here
No.539284
>>539275
it's fucking wild man
you'd think we'd have changed by now, learned to make sure they don't come back
No.539285
>>539281
the crash is gonna be harsh
No.539286
>>539280
hahahahaha
no
melon is not getting involved in this hell pit
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>>539286
we will track her down and take her
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>>539288
I already stole her heart and soul :)
No.539291
little do they know that i take every piece of info i get on someone in hsg and spread it around /b/
enjoy those tampons grant 8)
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>>539290
cool, i get the rest
No.539295
>>539293
she's pretty flat. her body is tight.
tbh
which is excellent.
No.539296
i'll be balls deep in melon very soon
No.539298
I FUCKED UP
she sent me a message saying that apparently i dropped some hints that i'm not interested in her?
how did i fuck up this bad
i should just never talk to anyone ever again
No.539299
>>539295
friggin pedofiles.....
No.539300
>>539298
maybe this is her way of saying shes not interested in you, by shifting the blame onto you and therefor making it an easier get away
or she just got that vibe
tell her youre into her if you are :)
No.539301
>>539299
breasts are disgusting tbh
they just get in the way
No.539302
cumming all over melon's dumb face
No.539303
>>539297
that's not joey's gun!
this is joey's gun!
No.539304
>>539298
did she hint to the hints or did she just drop in and tell you to go and stay go
No.539305
I like being able to rest my head on someone's chest without the boobs
No.539306
I just woke up again and my throat is sore and i wanna die
No.539307
>>539301
wtf kind of fake ass lesbian are you
No.539308
>>539300
but i don't know if i am
this is hard
why do people do this
>>539304
she said "if i add some things together i think i get the hint by now :) it was nice getting to know you anyway" - that's paraphrasing and badly translated btw
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>>539308
this is boring you're a boring cunt
No.539311
i should probably just ignore all of this
i feel like just staying on my own forever will save me a whole load of stress
No.539312
>>539307
boobs are a significant combat disadvantage.
No.539314
>>539313
honestly i don't think it's worth the trouble
No.539315
>>539305
i too enjoy nestling down on a nice solid mat with no pillows
No.539316
>>539312
and a bomb's a bad choice for close range combat
doesnt mean im not gonna exclusively use the gep gun, know what i mean
No.539317
its painful seeing wouter do this because he is an attractive dude and genuinely nice
No.539319
>>539317
the problem is that i never had any romantic interactions with women and now i'm 24 and have no idea what to do
i missed my window of opportunity
No.539320
>>539314
it is, it always is, don't doubt yourself just because of a little misunderstanding
it's obvious she wants you because she was disappointed when she thought you weren't interested
don't let your dreams be dreams
No.539321
No.539322
hsg has revealed to me how pathetic people are and it makes me sad
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>>539316
use the crossbow for a quiet takedown tbh
No.539325
>>539323
you are the only good thing in this cesspool...
No.539326
i'm literally in pain reading this
No.539328
>>539327
personal army activate!!!
No.539329
>>539327
im too busy feeling sorry for myself
No.539330
>>539328
epic raid /b/ros
>>539329
understandable
No.539331
>>539327
that reminds me i saw this today
enjoy
No.539332
when you're aggressively snuggling to mash vulvas against your partners flesh, boobs tend to get in the way.
or the boobs get hurt.
it's better when you're flat to be honest. more stuff to grapple with without worrying.
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No.539335
what about breakfast at tiffany's
No.539336
does melon read homestuck
No.539337
i think i remember that film
No.539338
you know what
fuck it
im not gonna reply to her
better things i could be spending my time on
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No.539340
>>539339
yeah of course you don't even read homestuck you double nigger
No.539341
>>539338
hoooooly shit ahahaha
No.539342
>>539340
i wish that were true
No.539343
>>539338
wouter no don't psyche yourself out
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No.539345
>>539343
TOO LATE
>>539341
well i did kind of not reply to her message for a day or two because i didnt know what to say and now it's too laaaaaaate
No.539346
>>539342
you've literally never ever even attempted to hint at the fact that you even know a damn thing about homestuck except for your shitty namesake
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No.539348
>>539345
Well duh don't reply now
If she's really interested she'll hit you up again
No.539349
>>539347
i wish he was better
No.539350
>>539346
I don't give a shit about homestuck anymore but
rosemary is my favorite ship, before that it was spiderbreath but that sank fast.
I felt john's personality complimented vriskas and they were adorable together.
after the first scratch everything started to suck shit except for kanaya and rose.
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>>539350
>rosemary
anon is right you never read it
No.539353
>>539351
then i wish he would show it
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>>539354
yeah don't worry
i will
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>>539356
good now hurry up
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>>539361
i remember those gifs
No.539364
>>539355
how'd you even find this place
No.539365
>>539350
Looks like Kanaya kissing Link?
No.539366
>>539365
now that's a good ship
No.539367
>>539364
a long time ago in 2012 when I was in high school I enjoyed homestuck and posted on /mu/
when I learned of the shit hole called hsg I decided to join until late 2013 where I decided enough was enough.
where after I came back two years later with a trip to reign hell from above.
No.539369
i have to go pack my bag
get on a train
go to a bank appointment
work for school
i just want to hang out and relax
why is life so tiring
No.539370
>>539369
why are you so boring
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No.539372
>>539366
Yeah it is
>>539368
Looks like Kanaya has three asscheeks?
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>>539373
Three? Dunno.
Four? Apparently.
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>>539383
wouter.....no......
No.539385
>>539384
obviously i didn't mean that
u-unless someone wants to i guess
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No.539387
>>539386
maybe more
imagine
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>>539383
Maybe if you stopped pretending it was 1890 and shaved those fucking ugly neckbeard-tier sideburns you'd get laid
No.539390
when was the last time we got hiveswap news
No.539391
>>539383
i have poisoned my lips
kiss me wouter
lets end this
No.539393
>>539392
reblog using your blog
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No.539401
i should sleep since im incredibly tired
but i aint
No.539402
No.539404
getting a tim heidecker tattoo
No.539407
where is everyone.............
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No.539410
Rosemary is still the best ship.
No.539412
>>539408
your best post tbh
No.539414
Man.
Homosuck sure is shit.
No.539415
wanna hug a girl in flannel
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>>539410
>rose sits around babbling plastered while kanaya screams her head off
>eventually kanaya develops her own vampiric drinking problem and cold shoulders rose when she comes back sober
yeah that shit was great. qt as h*ck, senpai.
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>>539417
you know what it's the interaction between the two character designs and archetypes even if they're shallow that's cute.
maybe you don't get it because you're not gay.
No.539421
>>539417
yeah because it was REAL
cant have those ups without those downs bro
No.539422
a lot of cool people share good opinions about what is good in homestuck
such as:
Vriska is the best troll
Rosemary is the best ship
and that's all that really matters in homestuck really
No.539423
what is it with dudes here and shitting on the few lesb ships.
just let us have our gay. don't touch it.
No.539424
>>539423
they are bad, like most things in homestuck
No.539426
vriska was unironically my waifu back in 2012
No.539427
>>539417
just the fact she thought, "hmm i should have a serious talk with my gf about my problems" in the midst of mysterious warping and memory loss issues was really cute
like just seeing an example of how close they've gotten
No.539428
>>539425
i dont think anybody enjoyed meenska
No.539429
>>539424
guess what it's gay so it's good
No.539430
>>539429
>gay so it's good
No.539431
>>539429
no, it's good because it's the only relationship in homestuck with any sort of buildup and they're the only characters with any sort of real chemistry and personal compatibility
No.539432
NOW LOOKIE-HERE, PARTNER
THE NAME'S BUFORD T. SHITWAGON AN' I'M HERE TO LET YA'LL KNOW THAT I NOW OWN THIS PLACE. AND I DONT WANT ANY OF THIS HERE NANDY-PANDY HOMO HORSE SHIT YA HEAR ME?
No.539433
the ONE INSTANCE vfan shows a sign of good taste, she shows it for the wrong reason
typical
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>>539430
repeat after me
"it's gay so it's good"
let it slip right off your tongue.
"it's gay so it's good."
No.539435
i can't believe we still have people stupid enough to defend hussie in the year 2015
No.539436
>>539431
that too. but it's also good because it is gay.
No.539437
but let's be real here, all homestuck characters read and sound like hussie talking to himself.
it's all the same
No.539438
>>539435
I'm not defending hussie.
I am simply saying it's good because it is gay.
No.539439
>>539434
y-yes vfan...
"it's gay so it's good"
i will obey....
"it's gay so it's good"
obey.......
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No.539443
the gay gene
my gay jeans
No.539445
>>539434
Perez Hilton. Need you say more?
No.539446
vfans flawless brainwashing techniques
vfans hypnotic eyes
No.539447
>>539445
wow you sure showed me known I forgot of known lesbian perez hilton
No.539449
>>539447
>only lesbians are gay
... Well aaalrighty then.
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No.539451
I bet vfan is just acting tsundere
No.539452
>>539449
male gays are obscene
female gays are pure
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>>539444
Santy knows something...
No.539455
>>539449
i think perez hilton is not a human so he can't technically be gay.
No.539456
what if we told vfans crush what she posts and what she has said and done?
No.539458
science has shown that all women are more or less gay, they just hang out with us guys out of pity and because they like being worshipped by inferior creatures. women being gay is just natural.
men are shown to be mostly straight and for them to be gay is an aberration
>>539456
what if we told your gf about how thirsty you are for her cock
what if she showed her the vfan nudes and told her she sent them to you
No.539459
No.539460
what if vfan steals khan's gf
No.539462
>>539458
>science has shown that all women are more or less gay, they just hang out with us guys out of pity and because they like being worshipped by inferior creatures. women being gay is just natural.
Females biologically crave the cocky kun
No.539464
>>539462
except for vfan. But she's defective.
No.539465
>>539462
that doesnt make them straight anon
just because we like to eat fish doesnt mean we're aquatic
No.539466
>>539448
maybe they should do that series again?
a reboot reboot, if you will
No.539467
>>539462
cocks are cocks
they are tools that happen to be attached to men
men alright though 7/10 would talk to again
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No.539469
I saw an ad council commercial with some dykes kissing. Great, now my taxpayer money is going towards queer shit. I can't wait to vote Trump
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No.539473
bsb hates to see girls kissing
clearly bsb is a homo
No.539474
if it's gay it's good right
No.539475
cletus.............................................................
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No.539477
but vfan said gay is good.... so it has to be good!
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>>539477
it's good if I pretend there are limbs and you;re not cletus
No.539480
good night hsg
xoxxoxoxoxoxo
No.539481
No.539483
I'm a
NO
LIMIT
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.539484
can vfan just kill herself already
No.539485
>>539484
not until... we slice the melon >:)
No.539486
>>539476
is this the same as the "i'm turning into a fooool" thing
because
that was hot
No.539487
i don't know how this became a legitimate career choice.
No.539488
No.539489
i wanna move away
to someplace with snow
No.539490
ffffffffffrrrbbbbt ffffffffffrrbt ffffffffffffffffrrrbt
No.539491
Yeah cup of coffee in the morning
Cuppa coffee in the Big Times
No.539492
*buys videogaes*
like if relatable
No.539493
why can't I sleep right goddamn it I'm so tired
am I going to die
No.539494
No.539495
joey peeling a banana with her feet
No.539496
>>539377
the starfish looks like yugi's hair
No.539497
vfan's manic pixie dream girl sounds obviously fake but assuming she isn't she's probably about as retarded as her given that she's an anarchist
No.539498
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>>539498
havent saved any pictures of $10,000 in ashes
sorry brah
No.539500
joey smashing watermelons between her thighs
No.539501
is there any proof to the notion that trolls have nipples?
No.539504
No.539505
joey shoving watermelons up her butt
No.539506
>>539389
theyre not fucking sideburns dude
No.539507
No.539509
joey shoving woutermelons up her butt
No.539510
>>539508
>chinbear
oh wouter...
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>>539510
not by choice, the hair growing higher than my chin is just really blonde and fuzzy
i know it looks like shit but with the weather getting colder it really makes a difference
No.539513
No.539514
i don't know if i'll ever be able to take hiveswap seriously
we know next to nothing about her personality, so all the stupid shit posted here is becoming her headcanon personality for me
in my head, joey has a thing for foot fetishists, secretly has huge toes, and loves to stick her flashlight through her donut sphincter
No.539515
>>539514
>taking anything homestuck related seriously
No.539516
>>539514
see a head doctor
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>>539514
>turns out joey is a pretty vanilla cutesy girl
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>>539516
uh do you mean a psychiatrist or a neurologist
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No.539522
>jerry porn
i never asked for this
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>>539524
porn is supposed to make you feel good
this does not make me feel good
No.539527
>>539526
porn always makes me feel sick
No.539528
>>539508
we posting beards?
No.539529
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No.539531
>>539514
get ready for joey to be the most nothing blank slate generic character possible
No.539534
>>539514
There's no need to worry, it's not like the game will come out anytime soon.
No.539535
>>539531
you mean like 60% of the homestuck cast
No.539536
>>539535
Are we counting the actual characters or the "characters" like the ancestors and the dancestors.
No.539537
>>539535
yes, but even worse
at least most of the homestuck cast have gimmicks
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No.539539
>>539538
Rose and Dave have pretty distinct characters, and John does too but it's partially "The Main Character" character so it's a bit dull. Jade has a character but it's not as as strong as the others.
The alpha kids all have fairly distinct characters, even if I don't like them.
The trolls that matter / are still alive have character. Caliborn has a character.
No.539540
>>539539
>john having a character
>jade
>jane
>fucking jane
No.539541
>>539539
i remember when rose had a character beyond 'lol im so drunk'
4 fucking years ago
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