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>>540413
how long until a joey version of this
No.540425
I really, really, really like this image
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i guarantee that wes will take it up the ass at least once in his life
No.540433
wesley cums when he shits
No.540434
wesley would probably give the best blowjobs in hsg
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>>540432
>implying he hasnt already
No.540436
wes, how much are your blowjobs
No.540437
This is what Wesley jerks off to
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2016 is gonna be a good year
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is pronounced
"spuaghuetti"
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how loose is grants b-hole
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>>540446
if it's for peri, i'll do it for her
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>>540443
no no
like this
spua
ghue
tti
sparghutti
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>>540458
best writing the show will ever have
No.540462
i want gina bellman to dom me
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how much should i be paying a writefag for one of their works
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oh right creativity dies here
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>>540469
post yo cocky-kun :3
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>>540469
paying people to write what you want them to doesn't exactly grease any creative wheels either.
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l'm high and typing is difficult
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>>540479
it's not dudeweed!!! it's anxiety meds, totally different
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>>540481
>>540482
vfan put your trip back on
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i have a router somewhere but i cant find it!!!!
sitting here with a wire in my computer makes me feel like some sort of barbaric piece of trash
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>>540491
go find a wire up your fat pasty ass shitto
No.540498
i bet you can just turn your computy into a type of hotspot thing
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>>540496
do you want to touch my booty hehe
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>>540499
why do you even exist
No.540503
remove shitto's balls 2016
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>>540502
r u really feeling it
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>>540500
to poot
*poot poot*
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>>540509
you'll never silence my chubby tubby tummy!!!
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>>540506
put the microphone down sponge
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Wesley's hair is retarded and he wont tell me how to draw it
No.540516
Wesley's greasy, greasy hair
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this reminds me of myspace where people would pretend to be drunk posting
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>>540527
then stop being 13
No.540531
wanna hear a joke... justin bieber xD
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>>540531
i like ur random style... O.o
No.540534
remember when billy mays was a meme
loud guy puttyfingers was boss as fuck
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vfan is going to murder me
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>>540543
please dont kill me
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>>540515
You can use the one drawing I did for reference I guess
No.540553
this planet really went to shit after billy mays died
No.540554
>tfw masturbating surrounded by love
No.540555
why wont vfan take a hot bubble bath with me....
No.540556
>tfw masturbating surrounded by loved ones
No.540557
I don't think anyone here is unironically a right wing reactionary besides grant and bsb
No.540558
dean norris looks like the type of guy who would stop you for jaywalking
No.540559
i want to masturbate in a bathtub except it's filled with spit
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why wont vfan add me on skype...
No.540564
yelling at black people on the internet is the right of all sentient beings
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>>540562
>likes guns
>white
>lives in an only white neighborhood
>no government to help the poor people out
>likes to say nigger and fag a lot
ok...
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>>540565
I don't say nigger a lot though
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No.540570
the thing about libertarians like sako is that no matter how much he says he supports gay marriage and abortions and drug decriminalization and more immigrants and all that stuff that lefties love, once he says he wants lower taxes or he supports the right to own a gun, all the liberals turn on him and accuse him of being a super right wing ultrabigot like me.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE TIME AT LEAST DO THE CRIME
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>>540557
>>540557
i'm a right wing reactionary but i'm a left wing reactionary too
No.540574
im a buffalo wing reactionary
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>>540574
i was about to make the same kind of dorky joke
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i burp it smell like coffee
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im not tired at all im hungry and I want to get a haircut but its 2am
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>>540580
cut your own hair
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>>540590
>>540591
are you alright buddy
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>>540583
w o w
o:
that all sounds incredible
>>540590
get up
clothes are cool go wear them
doitdoitdoit
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I'm still upset this basically got cancelled
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私は私のナットを飲み込むためにこの少年を強制するつもりです。
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Mulder is wearing all black clothing to sneak into a crash site in a densely wooded area
fucking AMATEUR god damn
No.540604
goodnight hsg... i love you, hsg... !
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No.540606
i got in a fight
i was indisposed
No.540607
trying to poop at work always end in disaster for me
No.540608
*goes to take a dump*
*accidentally sets the building on fire*
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>>540607
just hold it in until you get home ya dingus
i never used the school toilets a single time in high school
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>>540609
it's too late
that shit literally left my body with a bang
No.540611
>tfw the stalls in the restroom aren't tall enough and everyone in there knows you're behind the unworldly sounds coming from the handicapped stall
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>>540617
thank you for holding
this is me gemsona, halite
she dissolves in water and now she's dead forever.
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>>540620
show them who's the boss of that gym, anon.
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>>540620
why dont you go stop by mcdicks and treat yourself to some mcnuggies
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>>540620
gyms are for people with good genetics, anon
just have a nice the pizz instead
No.540627
i want a cute boy to cuddle with in bed!
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>>540628
he said 'cute', fam
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>>540629
oh right
i'm sorry
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Embrace The Kanaya With These Five Simple Tricks
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Sorry Boys
This Kanaya Is Already Embraced
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>>540634
this is cute but wth is up with rose's hair
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>>540636
wth is up with ur hair
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>>540637
I could ask the same to YOU
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>>540637
it's just getting a bit long
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>>540634
kanaya and rose are literally the cutest couple ever
like more than marceline and pb
more than sailor neptune and uranus
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>>540641
it keeps my chin warm in winter
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i didnt know we had actual amish in hsg
we're so diverse
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>>540643
i probably should
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>>540643
beard > naked chin tbh
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>>539834
dukemon
metalgreymon
terriermon
agumon's pre-evolution i can't remember the name
can't pick
No.540654
3 weeks later and i still cant bend my back
my dream of being a big buff beef bara ends here...
No.540656
what do grey tiddie taste like
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>>540640
*approves*
i can't bring myself to agree that it's better than marcy/pb though
they're honestly equally great to me
No.540659
vampires and pinkish nerds
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>>540661
die a million deeaths
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no need to fear
lesbians here
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>>540666
she's not straight and she loves some other gem or something. probably pearl. I don't watch the show but that's my guestimate tbh.
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hsg i passed out with cheap wine
the wors part was nobody abused my drunk ass
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>>540658
marcy/pb is some cute shit, don't get me wrong
maybe it's because im much more invested in homestuck than i am adventure time
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>>540672
what is with all these substance users in hsg, damn
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>>540672
i got plastered off gross wine last night too high five
No.540676
I'm ready for another day of no fucking sleep
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>>540674
this tbh
i literally think people who use substances to make their lives more interesting are sad as fuck
like real talk? i'm fucking baller as hell and i don't need to addle my brain with chems to feel good, cause i feel good 24-7
No.540678
i've never done any drugs or alcohol
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>>540673
yeah, i'm more invested in hs too but ive been a fan of adventure time since it was a pilot and I've been nuts about marcy/pb since it first became a thing
it's just so great for the imagination, thinking of how they live in immortality with each other
top fanfiction material
>>540677
hyuk hyuk
nobody said they "need" anything
it's a different kind of fun. why not experience all the funs?
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Dreams logged: 2 (55, 77)
Images saved: 6 (6)
No.540682
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.
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>>540677
get your str8 egde bullshit out of my face
No.540684
joey is an anarchist just like me. joey shares my taste in music.
i love joey! and joey loves me!
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>>540680
>the world is not good. it's sad, harsh, bitter and cruel
It's time to grow the fuck up you aren't an edgy teen anymore you're an adult
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i once drank two bottles of wine
boy did i feel sick the day after
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alcohol makes me feel awful and it tastes awful and i refuse to be like my parents
No.540689
so wait did marceline and pb go full lesbian
No.540690
>get adblock a few days ago
>wndering why the fuck isn't is blocking any ads
>"Allow some non-intrusive advertising" option in adblock is checked automatically
why the FUCK is this here
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>>540687
yeah wine does that
oh boy does wine do that
not for me today though cause i didn't go overboard last night.
but two bottles? holy heck you must have felt like death
No.540694
fucking on sir arthur conan doyles grave
god damn mulder
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>>540690
get ublock or adblock edge, regular adblock sold out to ad companies
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If don't like the taste of alcohol you can just pour the booze on your asshole and get drunk the same
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>>540691
honestly i got up at around 7 or 8 and didn't feel that bad, then i started to feel like i had to throw up but then i had lunch and i was fine again
i think it also might have been closer to one and a half bottle
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>>540689
it's like 97% obvious all they need is an unambigious confession or kiss or sumthin
but it's pretty much entirely yes
pic related it's the blush that pb blushed when marcy called her nice
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>>540697
reminds me of that rumor about young girls soaking their tampons in vodka so they could get drunk without drinking
No.540702
is adventure time still good
i think i stopped watching after that whole special with finn finding his dad
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>>540679
it's not a real fun, it's fakey fakey fake in your head fun
why not have some real fun that might make good memories? like taking flight lessons, or kicking some peoples asses bowling, or riding a bike at 5am to go watch the sunrise somewhere
>>540680
if reality is breaking you, you need to get some non-drug help, tbh
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>>540702
it's alright
i haven't watched the last season yet but /co/ bitches about it a lot for being fake deep and whatnot. stakes was entertaining enough, and not just for the gay
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>>540703
>>540677
literally the best anon
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str8edgeanon is the hero we need
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>>540708
more like the hero we WEED am i right
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>>540703
Oh my god i bet you do those "drink water 10 a day uwu" post
I'm gonna drop so cold hard facts:
Drug users > HSG posters
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>>540703
dude
you have no idea how much i love life and sunrises and junk
like i'm so happy right now sober as a doorknob sitting here posting about lesbians
but intoxicated fun isn't any less real, it's just like, a different color of fun. it's just another way to get to the fun times
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>>540708
>>540705
like, i try not to judge people
but life is too short to spend a couple of hours in a mental haze
i started my first ever full-time job this year and i am starving for free time
there are so many things that i want to do, spending it fucked up is a waste of time tbh
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>>540705
literally same fag
No.540714
happiness is just chemicals so why not play with those chemicals
No.540715
Life is so short sweetie!
*spends 10 hours shitposting in a dead board*
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>>540712
do you think people who do drugs are doing them 24/7
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>>540712
...
pfeh...phfehehe
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>>540718
of course not
>>540710
drug users > hsg posters > drug-using hsg posters
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>>540717
Anon said a couple hours, did you not read the post
No.540725
I actually drink less when i'm depressed
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>>540721
>There is such a thing as knowing too much, I think I've hit that.
No if you hit that you'd know there's no reason to be depressed
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>>540722
this but unironically
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Is this Mark Sheppard
I think this is mark sheppard
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>>540722
I take back the best anon statement
No.540730
i really only drink when i'm at my parents house because i can never be bothered to buy alcohol
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>>540717
nah, still an hour or two or three is not time that i have
maybe when i'm old and retired i'll think about it if i don't opt-out of living, but i ain't got time for that shit yo
No.540732
every drug-using hsg user is an annoying asshole
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>>540728
it looks like mark sheppard
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like
why are you so emotional someone is doing drugs
there's no reason to do that.
just fucking mind your own business and know when to talk.
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>>540734
I looked it up
That is indeed Mark Sheppard
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>just fucking mind your own business
coming from you that's pretty god damn funny
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>>540735
my dog was killed by a drugs you insensitive person
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>>540737
was about to post this
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>>540735
Exactly there's no reason to do drugs
People who do drugs might as well kill themselves tbh they're just human waste
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>>540740
this but unironically
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>>540733
medical drugs to treat a physical or mental condition are one thing, spending 5 hours of your weekend strung out on molly is a different thing
but more importantly, what i say doesn't matter. if you wanna do that, then go for it fam, i can't stop you
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>>540740
No i will continue to live and get drunk more out of spite
No.540744
like, to be honest, i feel like the frustration straight edge people feel is because they see people enjoying themselves and acting stupid and they don't, and can't, understand it
it's the same kind of thing when people get mad about things being popular. they don't feel that feel so they don't understand where the fun is coming from and it makes them annoyed
it's exactly how I felt in junior high when my friends starting smoking weed and stuff. like i got angry at them
but it's honestly not a big deal. it's ain't even a thing. it could be, if you're bad at controlling yourself
>>540723
nah i saw the "life is short" and skimmed the rest
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>>540743
okay, i won't stop you
have fun destroying yourself i guess
No.540746
there's black people and then there's niggers...
there's homosexuals and then there's fags...
there's drug users and then there's weedlords...
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>>540745
Oh my summer child anon, the things i do sober are way more self destructive
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>>540746
dont forget vapefucks
they are the wors
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>>540740
you sure seem to be happy there, telling people to kill themselves and stuff
like, smoke moar and chill out duude!
okay let's rein er in before this becomes a fight
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>>540744
fuck off undertale shitlicker
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>>540737
so when I do it it's bad
but when you do it it's fine, because when I do it it's bad.
>>540740
Ok dokie buddy.
>>540740
>People who do drugs might as well kill themselves tbh they're just human waste
this is the most retarded thing I've ever heard and someone here said they fuck their cousin.
grow the fuck up lmfao
>>540742
it's different.
it's like, molly is hardly different than the Adderall I take.
It just is a bit stronger.
The worst it could possibly do is confuse me a little when I'm elderly. That's a price I'm willing to pay to feel more love towards someone I care about.
I'm willing to destroy my body to make myself love her like I couldn't before. If it's for her, I'd do worse things than just take a pill. I love her.
No.540760
>people trolling the druggies on hsg
Dear diary,
Today was a good day.
- Anon
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>>540760
Yeah it's p fun
Somehow they're the easiest to troll
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>>540776
cause you make yourself sound so damn sure of yourself. smug smug smug
and you associate us with people with depressing lives which couldn't be less wrong for me. it's like, the polar opposite
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>>540788
>sound
>on the internet
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