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No.541091
i can't wait for all of us to live in my pyramid...
No.541094
>>541091
would it be like the hsg mansion
No.541097
>>541094
it absolutely will be. but it'll smell better
>>541096
vfan... you couldn't lead half the cult i could...
No.541098
>>541095
well you all deserve each other
im out
No.541103
just dumping some webms, don't mind me
No.541104
spongey seems weird at first
but he's just an edgy teen
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No.541106
>>541100
you don't exactly need to be a rocket scientist to manipulate hsg
and the shit you've been pulling recently is disgusting
you're stooping very low to trick people who are incredibly gullible
No.541107
>>541103
Brawl mods are glorious
Smash webms are glorious
No.541109
>>541100
i don't really want to hurt people dude
i can't use my powers to their full extent because i'm not callous like that
i just want mouthpics... and maybe some physical contact... i need what i get... and i get what i need...
No.541110
>>541107
Post the one of two captain falcons smashing each other and the TV explodes
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>>541113
>I'm more honest know than I've ever been in the past.
No/know/now
Explain the differences.
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>>541113
is this you long long-windedly confessing to your le epic le "puppet mastering" it's very epic
also for somebody that's "very" "intelligent" you make so many grammatical mistakes some of your posts are literally hard to read. like this one
>>541115
you and the rest of your unepic shylocks have no moral code. there's nothing moral about you hymies
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No.541126
there's a huge inherent value in being succinct that plebeians just don't understand
No.541128
>>541127
weak
what is this??? an epic le projection???
No.541129
current aesthetic:
makeout point at dusk overlooking the salt flats
No.541131
>>541113
you should feel bad about yourself
the ends don't justify the means, especially here
maybe fighting monsters made you one or maybe you've always been like this i don't know
but what i do know is that you're all disgusting
No.541132
>>541130
I was looking for the version with dolan and gooby voices ty
No.541134
im not explaining what you're doing because i know it's pointless
but you should know that i know
No.541137
>>541018
where does the dick between the thighs come from
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>>541136
not to defend carrot top but all of that shit you said really doesnt matter
you seem to overthink this shit way too much and part of me believes that this is what you think about literally all day long
all you need to do to be liked is not be a manipulative asshat
No.541142
>>541136
-posted from my dad's summer house
No.541143
>>541127
I appreciate sponge.........
No.541144
>>541137
It's flying penises it doesn't matter
No.541145
>>541136
and i bet you made up your le epic rape... i bet le boxcutting boy wasn't even real...
where are your le character traits... you need to be a better le character because that's how people le operate le lmao... a rofl le lmao...
No.541146
i think this is the last one
No.541147
>>541134
are you okay anon
No.541149
>>541143
Its your autism talking :/
No.541151
>>541148
at least drop the act when you're replying to me because we both know what i'm talking about
you can redeem yourself by just leaving
No.541152
she's just a le little girl... oh my god! i feel so bad for her! this poor le little girl! oh my dear! holy... le...
No.541153
>>541149
I don't appreciate your tone :\
No.541154
>>541142
you'll never chill out at your family's summer house during the winter with your equally apathetic and hot friends
you'll never rut on unused furniture and leave your handprint smears in the dust
No.541155
psychotic people can actually be pretty fun when they have a decent grasp on how reality/people actually is/are.
vfan is a shining example of Not That
No.541156
god i hate being on spongelords side
i might end up killing myself just because of that
No.541158
>>541156
sponge is a good guy once you get to know him
No.541159
>>541154
>you'll never chill out at your family's summer house during the winter with your equally apathetic and hot friends
>you'll never rut on unused furniture and leave your handprint smears in the dust
it 8urts
>>541156
same
No.541160
>>541154
i'm sorry you're not white, XLR
No.541161
>>541156
oh my le!!! this le post..oh. My gog! this le le... he le me... my moody my le...
No.541162
anonymous
age 15
impulsive and hotheaded, but with an unfailing sense of justice.
hobby: bonsai
dislikes: smokers, the word "slow"
No.541165
>>541131
>>541106
if you're implying she's manipulating me
it would not matter in the slightest because I've enjoyed talking to her. nothing's being done at my expense
i don't care if i'm nudged to do things i wanna do
No.541167
>>541162
str8edge anon is not even here anymore
No.541168
i will pay sponge 20 dollars to vocally say his posts
No.541169
>>541162
someone get this hothead outta here
No.541170
>>541168
we should make a vocaroo thread
No.541171
>>541164
looks like a trap
No.541172
>>541150
i think you did!!! i don't think you made it up!!! i bet him (and his le boxcutter) were all a work of a le fiction! a sham! a le ruse! a le trick le!
No.541173
>>541164
Those tits look very drawable
No.541175
how long until dot and vfan start insulting each other?
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No.541177
>>541165
that's one of the things im implying yes
just know you're talking to a fake person
>>541166
i hate to say it but you're a lot worse
No.541179
>>541166
you wanna talk to me about fakedeep Mrs. Birdman? ;^O
No.541180
No.541181
>>541172
see like
with anyone other than vfan sponge would be the biggest douche right now
but he isn't
because it's vfan
No.541183
>>541168
i'd record some for you right now but there are other people in this house rn
No.541184
sponge is shitte but at least he got the underage pass
you can't help to be garbage on your teen years
No.541185
>>541178
>console wars
epic
No.541186
>>541184
and what's your excuse
No.541187
>>541178
i thought that was my post history and got a little excited
No.541188
>>541181
i mean
i'm just bouncing off her accusation in the same vein, because it was a very le epic low blow
le
No.541190
>>541186
None i'm the unapologetic bitch, king of trash
No.541191
>>541188
are you having one of your le fits right now
calm le fuck down
No.541192
le real (epic) talk
how are you gonna call me fakedeep if you think Birdman is some kind of masterpiece and not a pretentious mess of horseshit
you know what? no epic irony here. Fuck You if you think Birdman is better than Prometheus
No.541193
>>541189
>know
there she goes again
No.541195
>>541192
I agree with sponge on birdman so thats another cut on my tight today
No.541196
good grief
i just came to spread the word that all pizzas at dominos are half price for a few days and now i gotta clean this up
No.541197
>>541196
>half price pizz
yay!
>dominos
eh...
No.541198
>>541189
i don't actually view the le world like that but le cool. i think most intelligent people are pretty aware, they just don't give a fuck about things that wrong others as long as i benefits them. everybody is like that. especially le epic gommunists
i'm surprised you're still le milking pity points from hsg. we must be pretty le dumb!
maybe you'll have to describe your very epic Very Real (Genuine Actual) Truama to us a little more. i'm not sure we are le convinced ;^D^D^D^;^O
No.541199
>>541197
lad I will hurt you
No.541200
>>541198
how can you stand typing like that
how can you stand living with yourself
No.541201
this thread is the epitome of epic
the epictome if you will....
No.541202
anyone else ever submitted a fluffcanon
:D?
No.541203
No.541204
>>541201
HOLE LE FUCKKJKKMMMMKKKKKK
OH MY GOLE LE GODDDDDDD
No.541206
>>541197
yeah my thoughts too
i'm still gonna eat it though, at half price i'll eat anything
No.541207
>>541200
he's an epic lad and girls love him
No.541209
No.541210
i like that the druggy daughter explicitly states the point of the film in a rant halfway through!
that's just my level!
No.541211
>>541189
>because I thought I could trust you before
>trusting people on hsg
i'm sorry
No.541212
No.541213
>>541202
this is cute!
cute!!!
No.541214
>>541200
i would print his posts and show to him in 5 years but probably neither hsg and hopefully me will not be alive
No.541215
If that post were anyone else but dot I'd think it was ironic
No.541216
homestuck but with sponge replacing john
No.541217
>>541211
she trusted wesley
wesley
No.541218
>>541216
those epic vriska mouthpics...
No.541219
>>541214
see you in five years, chum
No.541220
>>541219
don't reply to me ben
No.541221
>>541200
it's actually not unique to him a lot of people do it
it grows on you
No.541222
>>541216
john at 13 seems much more mature than him
probably because john was written by a 30 year old who can't write anyone but himself, spread thin over 30 characters
No.541223
>>541215
did dirk teach you nothing
No.541224
>>541221
it grew on me but then it un-grew on me
No.541225
>>541221
>it grows on you
yeah it does...
sorta like a tumor...
No.541226
>>541178
>PS4 is better than XBONE
no shit
Wii U is still best
No.541227
No.541228
>>541222
>probably because john was written by a 30 year old who can't write anyone but himself, spread thin over 30 characters
True true
No.541229
just a little 23yo /b/oy....
making my epic way...
No.541231
im kinda enjoying this
i hate them both
No.541232
i'm guilty of adopting sponge quirks
i'm a big fan of the style of ellipsis usage.....
No.541234
>>541226
>Wii U is still best
No.541235
>>541233
he's actually not very ironic at all
he's a lot more sincere than most people here
No.541237
>sponge invented ellipsis
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No.541241
No.541242
Very Genuine... Very Sincere...
My Paine... Is le real... My Trauma... Is Real and genuine and epic...
My posts... Are in these threads... Like Baja Blasts in the downpour... These are the epic days of Our epic lives...
No.541243
>>541237
No...
But his tone... it's epic!
No.541245
i'm le actually bill cipherkin and i experience triangle dysphoria Non Hecking Stop...
No.541246
>>541243
this...
but unironically
No.541248
>>541244
*uses evolutionary biology on u*
No.541249
>>541239
see
>>541240
and refute it if you can
No.541250
>>541235
So you're saying he's like this outside the threads? Yikes
No.541251
>>541240
dobson is the king of writing
No.541254
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>>541247
but i do... oh my god... i know literally everything... you goofy cunt... i'd like to slice with some aboriginal's rusty shantytown door... you stupid goof... what the fuck do you now (know/no)... Psychologicize Me Le Me... le me... if you Know so Much... act like it...
Learn From The Boxcutter
No.541257
the best part is this other anon trying not be to open about defending sponge
No.541258
No.541259
>>541238
he says what he means he just says it in a dumb way
go cuck yourself vfan
No.541261
like a kill la kill... it.s...
me le me...
No.541262
yes hi i'd like peach and zelda fuckin on my fightstick please
No.541263
No.541264
>>541262
i need a new fightstick
No.541265
>>541261
*in butler voice*
Might I suggest the train tracks, master sponge?
>>541263
But it's still as relevant as ever
No.541266
quick, hsg
name 10 xbox one games that aren't jackie chan
No.541268
cletus genuinely believes these memes
No.541270
No.541272
>>541268
Do you own a PS4?
No.541273
>>541270
KNACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
No.541274
WHO IS THE REAL VRISKAFAN EVEN
MAYBE ITS LE ME
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No.541276
>>541266
thank you for remind me i'm too poor for a xbox xlr :(
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>>541273
FUCK YOU, IT'S ME, HORSE
SKIP THE BULLSHIT, BRING OUT THE MAIN COURSE
>>541277
Everybody knows the XBONE is straight garbo, that's not what we're arguing
And literally 3/4 of those PS4 exclusives are rereleases or shit
No.541284
No.541285
>>541274
what if it's actually dot
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>>541282
9/10
Gross/10
Cute/10
Loli/10
No.541291
>>541283
>psychoanalysis
stopped reading
No.541293
>>541283
god you are so full of yourself. i guess you can't see that with your head that far up your unepic shylock ass
it isn't about women, it isn't about men, it's about individuals. to me, an individual. that's how i operate with people on this planet. individually. individual to individual. wow. how deep.
i'm not going apologize to you. if anything you should be encased in a block of resin to be sculpted into my throne.
take some of your own advice, that's who really needs to hear this
le cunt
No.541294
>>541286
*breaks out the 'ol meme*
Fuck off vitard
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>>541295
> real deep and fake deep.
"I'm real deep!"
*puffs cigarette*
No.541300
>>541296
get on skype moody has lung cancer
No.541301
perfect!
superjump!
spacejump!
No.541302
why don't you bury yourselves real deep
No.541303
>>541296
what a coincidence
I was just thinking "man it's been a while since that fag jon showed up"
No.541305
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No.541307
>>541295
ew
no we aren't the fuck
besides didn't i tell you i'm like half trans three times or something
No.541308
>>541282
Last two are good I have to admit
No.541309
>>541300
I hope this is true.
>>541303
I'm no fag!
No.541310
>>541299
8.5/10
qt/10
sorta boring/10
chill gf/10
No.541311
No.541312
>>541300
here lies moody
smoke too much weed
No.541313
>>541310
>gf
>last of us 14 years old girl
wonk....
No.541314
>>541307
I too am half trans
No.541315
>>541309
yeah you are you lil fag you
No.541316
>>541307
what does half trans mean?
No.541317
No.541318
>>541314
very epic we are good le trans memes thank you jon please write back
No.541319
No.541320
>>541316
Exactly What it sounds like
Retarded
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No.541322
>>541309
>I hope this is true.
kill yourself
No.541323
>>541313
oh wait is that that little shit from the last of us?
No.541324
moody did pretend he had cancer twice
but he's a good /b/oy at heart he's just a little ill
No.541325
>>541321
there is nothing of worth here
No.541327
No.541328
>>541326
yeah we know you're a neckbeard
No.541329
No.541330
remember when moody lied about having cancer
No.541331
>>541326
same but especially if they're dropping with sweat
No.541332
that reminds i should finish tlou
No.541333
>>541326
ew i hate sub dom footfags which is most of em
I just find them aesthetically appealing
>>541328
lol
No.541334
>>541332
Yeah it's a great movie
No.541335
>>541329
hahahahhahahahahhahaa
No.541336
but really lads... is there any more epic than a qt's nicely formed uvula?
No.541337
>>541336
a qt's pudgy little stump! :3
No.541339
>>541337
fucking die faggot
No.541340
No.541342
moody's lung cancer... i hope he doesn't have a cancer... (Hey B0s)
i'd like to have a little wheezing moody... lil wheezy moody in my basement. Wheezing Moody Get Back In Your Cancer Box (Its Painted To Look Like A Cigarette Box) i would say...
No.541343
>>541338
oh that's cute
does melon have cute feet?
No.541344
>>541339
chuckling irl rn
>>541340
It's a shit game for shit people who like shit consoles
Good story though
No.541345
I knew cletus had shit taste in pretty much everything but is he seriously a footfag too
No.541346
CRYING SONYGGERS
LITTLE SHITS
YOUR CONSOLE IS DEAD
YOU COULND'T DO SHIT AGAINST NINTENDO POWER
NO IS YOUR TURN F
CUCKS. I LOVE SEEING SONYGGERS CRUSHED. RAPED. I LOVE SEE THEM DESTROYED.
No.541347
did anyone else read that rose/roxy fic where rose sucked roxys fingers after stuff happened
i liked that
No.541348
>>541345
Yeah it's pretty funny actually-- I like girls with feet but simultaneously also girls with no feet
But hey it's not like people can only have one weird fetish
>>541346
a butthurt sonygger wrote this
No.541350
No.541351
we need to purge cletus...
No.541354
>>541351
Le epic four hundred thousand space army board game
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No.541358
grant's gf
what's with you and shit taste
No.541361
>>541354
what does this even mean you inbred retard
No.541366
>>541352
>Tbh I'm going to stop sleeping around with other girls altogether at this point and save my body for her as dumb and creepy as it sounds.
This is what sex positive feminism has done
No.541367
>>541361
purging is from warhammer 40K
No.541373
>>541367
>warhammer invented the word purge
epic
No.541376
>>541373
no but it became a meme on chans because of it
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No.541471
I haven't been here for like 5 months
Is this dead?