No.541356
this is the last hsg thread
>>541083
No.541359
1st for my little dumpling
No.541360
sending joey to die on the frontlines
No.541362
enough is enough
no more hsgs
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>>541356
shit
>>541359
shit
shit thread
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>>541359
emphasis on dump lmao
No.541369
watermelon rinds
taste like vegetables
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>>541360
more like General Joey sending me to die on the frontlines
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>>541372
summerfunperi.tumblr.com
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Take for who what I am ♪
who I was meant to be ♫
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>>541372
incaseart.tumblr.com
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>>541372
relatablepicturesoflapidot.tumblr.com
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>>541356
I want an epic Mongol gf to snug in yurts with!!!
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>>541372
I feel like half of hsg know my tumlr
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ben has dropped in the rankings
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>>541385
Oh god those nipples look much better in drawings
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>>541390
*douses towel in shower*
*wrings it up*
*slaps the nerd*
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>>541388
no it's a cute little frowny face nip
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grants giant frog is pretty nice
lets be bffs
(best frogs)
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polls being tied constantly like this are rare
it's like that tits and ass poll
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>>541411
don't worry she's gonna keep changing ips and voting
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>>541416
wes...
good taste in music
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>>541417
>she loves dick way too much and I don't approve of this thirst.
holy shit there's a STRAIGHT girl in hsg
No.541422
wait
is sharktits really grants gf
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>>541417
>you're all evil if you don't want cletus dead
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>>541424
what's your tumblr
No.541428
>>541417
I want you both dead
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>>541412
two can play this game
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>>541429
dude
i fucking called it
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>>541429
why she have a butthole on her head???
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>>541414
8/10
>>541415
5/10 fucking clean your shit
>>541416
4/10
>>541424
6/10
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No.541441
tell me about sharktots
how shark are her tits
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>>541436
I've never found a smug anime girl that wasn't a loli
No.541445
on my way to cuck grant
i'll be there in 5 hours
No.541446
is sharktits the fat one with the glasses in the ldr?
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>>541442
called*
speak about me in the past tense
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>>541450
says the retard who regularly saves samples
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>>541441
she used to be one of the furry spammers on ol hsg
No.541456
>>541454
No that was plaxinov
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>>541456
so there really was two shark fuckers
i thought it was only one (grants gf)
No.541460
yeyeeyeyeyeyeyyeyyeyeyeyyeyeyyeyeyyeyeyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>541459
No the only sharks I posted were the ones I drew which were like 6
There were at least 3 people posting anthro shark shit
No.541463
>>541458
Just work out so you have a toned bod and the small tiddy will compliment you
No.541464
>sharktits is a sensible reserved girl with good politics and good taste in boys
>vfan: grant's gf is a perplexing mystery to me
it all makes sense now
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>>541457
anime is garbage media
>>541461
anthro sharks huh
anthro sharks, huh
No.541466
>>541464
>taste in boys
>good
No.541467
why does she date that jerk
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No.541470
sharktits, are u grant's gf fo real?
pls no
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>>541474
no nep, that's where you sleep!
No.541477
so vfan beats cletus 14 to 13
nice
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>>541468
who hurteding u anon
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>>541479
>but he made that difficult
>he made that difficult
>he
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>>541482
vfans vote doesnt count
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>>541484
let me give a kiss to heal
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>>541471
Wrong thread Same question
No.541489
This weekend at my grandparents actually might kill me, bingo is so boring.
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>>541487
ok
*spreads cheeks*
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>>541486
yeah she is a woman after all
allegedly
No.541494
grant has no redeeming qualities tbh
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>>541488
A lot of stuff happened
Also Grant's gf is a literal fish
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>>541493
admitting that will lose you power....
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>>541493
yeah
I wonder why he would ban you, you never did anything wrong
truly a saint among us
No.541500
What was that website where you ask someone to draw a thing, then someone else describes it then someone else drew the description.
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>>541496
Also Vfan still here? for real?
>Grant's gf is a literal fish
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>>541491
*spice it up*
*french kiss it*
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>>541503
I'll shut up if you fuck off
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>>541505
Sharktits loved that website
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>>541502
look at the logs, all the bans are her
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>>541503
You think you are above consequences?
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>>541510
Everyone knows she was wrongfully banned!
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>>541507
>Sharktits
There's something about it that makes me disgusted
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>>541507
I've never been there
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reminder that everyone in hsg is fundamentally broken
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Sharktits loved Redford Township Middleschool
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>>541514
The real question is who are you and where is the real jon
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>>541516
>fat mana /ss/
i don't get it
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>>541520
mana is like sista
fat /ss/ sista
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>>541519
I can't just tell you that, you must first solve my riddle
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>>541526
>>541527
which one do i shoot
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>>541529
the one holding th gun
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>>541534
Do I even need to say.
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>>541534
you're not my mom i'm older than you
kid
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woops i didnt see the young part
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>>541533
Holy shit nice :o
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>>541537
i wanna fuck this robot
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>>541540
Don't fuck the robot Anon
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No.541544
Who gives better blowjobs, me or ben?
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>>541544
you should get together and find out
No.541546
So far my experment with swalloing then making out with dudes has been successful.
Results show they think it's hot.
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>>541548
would this daddy you speak of be grant
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>>541542
i'm gonna fuck it
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M DOING IT!
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>>541521
>I surprisingly care about a lot of you too much for that.
who?
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>>541551
Depends, did he have a boxcutter?
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>>541551
she penetrated him so
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>>541553
Yes, in his codpiece.
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>>541556
That doesn't count as rape then
No.541558
the point of sex is to ejaculate
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>>541559
*hillbilly laughin' in the distance*
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>>541560
average > huge > small
tbh
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>>541560
nice dick no homo
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>>541562
and 4" is average
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>>541560
>not into dudes
d r o p p e d
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>>541560
I'm in public so i cant watch the vids, but does he cum a lot?
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getting a boner in public must be really inconvenient for guys with huge dicks
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If your dick isn't at least 6 inches i feel bad for you...
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>>541560
big peepees are only good to look at
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>>541570
>showing porn to underaged kids
w o w
o
w
No.541578
Sometimes I ignore you, so I feel in control
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>>541570
is this from a blog thats just some guy posting his dick
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>>541573
Then you haven't sucked one.
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>>541570
>pls come to brazil
HUEHUE
this is me
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>>541582
why did you lie about your gender
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>>541577
wonk doesn't look half bad tbh
No.541586
I used to have a terrible gag reflex, but the secret is to practice chugging water.
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*farts*
You smell that? That's the smell of a REAL man.
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>>541560
UUUH WHAT
*hank hill face*
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>>541581
Bitch i want to suck a dick not having a laryngoscopy, that thing will reach my lungs
>>541584
yes
No.541593
does he ever say how big his dick is
he could just be really skinny and short
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>>541592
>lungs
Technically it'd end in your stomach if you have a short esophagus
No.541598
what if he's just sending all these asks to himself
what if he slips up and leaves his name on for an ask
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>>541595
this girl would be hotter if she didn't try so hard to look hot
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>>541598
what if the anon who posted his tumblr was actually the guy himself
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>>541598
captain eridan MKII
No.541603
where does he get the blood for that
No.541604
Pearl is cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.541605
wherever I go I must also cuck
No.541606
Now I can't stop thinking about dick, thanks guys...
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>>541606
don't blame your homosexuality on us
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The Amazing Race is about Jew superiority
No.541612
I can't take dicks as organs seriously.
all they do is remind me of the aesthetic of ducks for some reason. Like ducks or geese.
they just can't be taken seriously as sexual organs.
don't ask why I associate dicks with geese it's something that's always been this way. maybe it's the way they're shaped and the funny fucking way they bounce around like disembodied comical flesh trunks.
I mean it's hot as fuck if you look at it from the perspective as this exotic flesh sheath that kind of is the source of male drive and energy, this kind of alien thing that they slide into you and the whole thing is exotic and alien and hot. Dicks are soft and warm and feel good and stuff. but they're silly and really gross to look at.
It's easier to look at them in the
"No get this silly naked thing out of my face please leave goodbye please evacuate my personal space"
then biting my lip and trying to pretend what I'm looking at doesn't remind me of a fucked up mean alien flesh duck and I should be liking the weird protuberance and icky wrinkled dongle balls.
I'm kind of repulsed by dicks to be honest.
No.541613
they make me think of aliens
No.541614
Beware the man who speaks in hand jobs.
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>>541612
wait they're supposed to be warm?
No.541616
oh hey you mentioned alien in your post even
dicks should go back to their home planet
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>>541612
Is this canonical?
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>>541612
Sounds like feminism
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Stop replying to Vfan or you're gonna have a bad time.
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>>541615
uh
during sex
yeah
like disgusting unholy buns in the oven
>>541616
dick can be good in the right set of circumstances. don't judge them too harshly.
>>541621
Good
ideology always looks better than a disembodied flesh goose.
>>541623
shut the fug up.
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>>541628
what are you gonna do with that perl....
No.541630
Can you have your emotions surgically replaced with shitposts
No.541631
"sounds like feminism"
omg
No.541632
This friend of mine really wants me to duck his dick, but i'd rsther publish his embarrassing texts to facebook.
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>>541632
you still use facebook you really are filthy and disgusting
No.541634
>>541630
you don't need surgery
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>>541632
how low can you go
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No.541637
my friend wants to know if she should get a stud or a hoop for her septum piercing
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>>541633
Facebook is great :D
I love the political memes the most
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>>541637
stud
stud stud stud stud
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>>541635
Ain't nothing wrong with that..
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>>541637
she should get a bullet
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No.541643
my dick is exactly the length from my fingertip to my thumb tip when I make a gun with my hand
No.541644
I haven't even had breakfast yet
No.541645
i communicate with most of my friends through facebook since i broke my phone a long time ago
it only takes a few scrolls of the wheel to see something that makes me wanna kick things though
i unfortunately have many hick acquaintances
No.541646
>you'll never have a cute domineering girl hook her finger through your hoop septum piercing
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>>541639
answer >>541619 already im genuinely curious
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honestly?
as long as they're not too over the top
piercings are so fucking hot
especially belly button piercings.
mmnf
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>>541637
hoop
also is your friend actually u
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No.541653
when will lip plates be mainstream
No.541655
3/4ths of the girls i've fallen for in my life have nose piercings
so I guess I'm into that
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>>541651
no piercing scare the shit out of me
No.541657
My friend always wears these shirts that show off her tummy.
It's kinda hot ngl
No.541659
or at least, the type of girl that gets nose piercings
now that I think about they didn't have them at first and I was disappointed initially when they got them
/blah blah blog
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>>541647
I care about how most of you are emotionally stunted and immature and don't have much going for you and reject people who like really cool and interesting stuff.
I kinda want to see some of you succeed past this bad phase you're at like some sort of fucked up maternal instinct or something.
I just don't want to see some of you, not all of you, some of you
crash and burn. even if you are stupid boy shits who don't appreciate my worry.
I got too involved being mean now I feel bad. especially now with the molly still in me and I feel like I have to make friends and be more honest with you guys about, well, what I feel and stuff and shit.
I'm sorry this is really weird, I just don't know what I want out of you goons.
No.541662
wow it's 2015 and you niggers are still falling for le epic ramona flowers mpdg
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>>541660
V epic imo, she has a belly button ring, but it's more about her tummy for me
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>>541661
more of those epic projections!
No.541665
girl tummy with a piercing is a gift from god
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>>541649
>trying to stem the freely flowing blood coming from your nose because she yanked out the hoop
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>>541667
What was her motive?
This doesn't seem like something a friend would do.
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>>541664
listen stop with this
I know some of you are in a bad place and I don't need you taking me saying that as an insult when it's obvious.
I may be a mess, but. well I am a mess and I don't know what I want out of you. I hate you for how you treat me so badly but I also want to mold you into something that doesn't hurt people that easily.
it's complicated just don't ask.
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oh god 2/4th's of them had nipple piercings too now that I think about it
not that I ever got to see
but it was super hot cause they were really classy girls that suddenly decided to do something wild like that and ahhhhh
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what am I even projecting about lmfao
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>>541672
how do you know that if you never got to see them
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>>541672
>>541672
I don't think people with "class" get nose rings, it's mostly a slut thing.
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>>541669
she knows you like being treated like trash and being watched squirming in pain.
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>>541676
they told everyone it was like a big ol thing
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>>541677
you look like this
I just wanted to point that out carry on.
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>>541677
nah you'd know what I mean if you knew them
feminine but sporty but full of love and incredibly nice and chill but a hint of a party side. overall incredible fun people
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awful thread whens the new one
No.541686
*transforms into a slut thing*
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>>541662
whos that supposed to be
No.541688
Pretty sure most nose rings are just gotten out of spite for parents.
Like "alt girls".
>>541680
WTF
No.541689
"it's sluttin' time!" - the slut thing
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>>541687
vfan's new crush probably
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>>541688
you look like a normcore nightmare shut the fuck up.
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>>541661
>molly
i mean i knew you were retarded
but wow
also please drop the act when you're answering my questions it's insulting
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>>541690
Her too but I'm talking about the "classy" girls with nipple piercings
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When will we start brutally criticizing the normcore wearing faded jean boys that are ravaging our homes still.
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>>541696
are you really gonna judge someone in college for doing molly of all things.
drop the concerned mom act you should try it.
No.541703
>you'll never feel a cute athletic girl's abs
dying
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>>541702
ill judge anyone for trying molly
i dont care for you but how retarded do you have to be to use something thatll make you happy for a bit and then ruin you for life
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>>541688
it was kind of like "moved to college gonna do what I want" kinda thing
but it wasn't spite. it was just getting loose of the shackles of childhood and wanting to do something spontaneous. it's just the tiniest hint of edge and rebellion to the perfect flower of their characters.
they were literally perfect human beings ok jon
No.541718
>>541712
being thirsty makes you believe the darnest things
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>>541718
no no
if you knew them.
you'd know.
you'd know.
No.541897
It's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, dicks like you...
No.542032
>>541897
*likes this post but doesnt reblog it cause my blog is sfw*