No.541693
Have you worshipped the queen yet, HSG?
No.541694
I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
No.541701
i bet jon talks shit about tattoos too lmao
No.541704
Have you worshipped the queen yet, HSG?
No.541705
>>541693
peridoo! peridoo!
No.541707
>>541701
How tf am i shit talking lol
No.541708
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>best songs aren't released on the soundtrack
what's her name, hsg?
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>>541701
Unless you're a fucking qt guarani girl and it's your culture don't get a fucking permanent tattoo ever
No.541711
I need to get a tattoo tbh.
I think it'll just be like, blackwork or something.
Just total random in size rings of black going up my thighs or something.
No.541713
*takes advices from ben*
yes thats the right thing to do
No.541714
>>541709
shut the fuck up cletus you normcore fascist swine
No.541715
>>541709
oh my god fuck off
No.541716
>>541702
ill judge anyone for trying molly
i dont care for you but how retarded do you have to be to use something thatll make you happy for a bit and then ruin you for life
No.541719
>>541710
it is literally as harmful as my adderall scrip you dingus
at max it's going to make me a little more senile when I'm fucking 78 or some shit. chill.
No.541720
>>541688
it was kind of like "moved to college gonna do what I want" kinda thing
but it wasn't spite. it was just getting loose of the shackles of childhood and wanting to do something spontaneous. it's just the tiniest hint of edge and rebellion to the perfect flower of their characters.
they were literally perfect human beings ok jon
PERFECT
PEOPLE
yous don't even know you WISH you'd know...
you WISH you were graced with the knowledge of their existence...
No.541721
i want this as a tattoo on my hip
No.541722
>>541717
that is exactly the tattoo I want to get
right there
beautiful
No.541723
>>541721
tattoo it around your butthole
make it the mouth
No.541724
>>541719
>at max it's going to make me a little more senile when I'm fucking 78 or some shit. chill.
ahahahaha
No.541725
i'm really starting to hate this "dot" crossie
No.541727
>>541720
At least they didn't stretch their ears
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>>541719
you're right i was basing my opinion of it on a scishow video which makes me a retarded
No.541732
>>541724
do you know its like
almost negligible compared to the adderall scrip I've had since middle school right.
Calm down dad.
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No.541735
>>541728
it's been 100000 posts since then
wew
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No.541737
need scrip to pass middle school lol
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>>541731
>which makes me a retarded
i didnt even do that intentionally
i love myself so much im hilarious
No.541742
>>541735
CAN WE GO ON FOR 100000 MORE?
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>>541737
I needed the scrip because I had adhd.
I got solid As without it up until 8th grade-ish.
then someone just forced adderall into my hands and said it's good for you take it.
And I've loved it ever since tbh.
No.541745
>>541735
those are mostly vfan
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No.541747
my tattoo increased my coolness by at least 20%.
No.541748
>>541739
Eat shit and die wesley martin
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>>541748
I'm not wesley you retarded junkie
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>>541747
oh god
it's a brony
oh god
No.541753
>>541745
I never stopped to think about it but if she weren't here we'd still be in like
490000 or something lol
No.541755
>>541747
holy fuck
holy shit
No.541756
apparently you don't know what black work is.
Like just solid black, sometimes it can be designed, sometimes not.
I just want, rings of solid black, perhaps even just solid black, going up my upper thighs tapering in a sort of curve around my glut.
maybe a tiny heart on my shoulder too.
No.541757
>>541752
>>541751
get tattoos.
i mean, if you want to be cool.
No.541758
>>541750
too bad you act like him irrelevant piglet
No.541760
leave dot alone..........
No.541761
>>541758
you think anyone who is annoyed by you or your buttbuddy acts like him
No.541764
No.541765
Is blackwork an oxymoron?
No.541766
>>541765
you're a plain moron hahahahahahaha
No.541767
>>541747
I like you dot i bet your tatt is rad
No.541768
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>>541765
no, niqqas always b talkin' bout how they "do werk"
No.541771
>>541763
this person could whack a broken jukebox with that arm and make it work
because that's the power of how cool they are now
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>>541764
you've already called other people wesley, I've seen it
idiot
No.541774
No.541775
How do you hide a welfare check from a black man?
Put it in his work boots
No.541776
>>541767
i like you too lapinon you're a gem
No.541777
No.541778
Ah I forgot to shade the teeth
Hopefully no one will notice
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>>541773
anyone who talks like wesley is wesley as far as I'm concerned tbh fam
No.541782
>>541777
this but unironically
No.541783
>>541781
>wesley invented saying fuck off
No.541784
>>541779
holy shit somebody on hsg is the child of someone this cool? what the fuck
what the fuck
No.541785
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>>541773
wesley is his wonk
No.541789
>>541786
Wesley remember that time you posted a picture of your bicep.
even I'm fucking stronger than you dude hahahaha what the fucccccck
No.541790
No.541791
I'm gonna eat some corn on the cob to ight 😊
No.541793
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No.541794
>>541789
Why would you fucking take that picture you beta skinny cuck
No.541795
A stick n poke tat of the whole cast of friends
No.541796
wesley's patented noodle arms
No.541797
>>541789
>saving pictures of me
that's pretty creepy
No.541798
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>>541797
It's in Ben's Magic McGee Folder blame him
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No.541803
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you will never be this cool
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>>541797
It's in the ben zone
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>>541803
no they won't
unless they get a tattoo like that
otherwise they're doomed to loserdom
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>>541810
fatmanass.tumblr.com
No.541812
How are you going to impress peri with those weakling little muscles wes?
Those little iddy biddy muscles
Your noodle arms fail to impress.
No.541813
>>541811
I'm gonna wreck you kid
No.541815
>>541812
he should get an mlp sleeve obviously
No.541816
all time creepiest posters in no particular order:
wonk
vfan
ben
cletus
hellstrider
megane
No.541817
please make posting vfan nudes a bannable offense.
No.541818
>>541814
wesley I know it's you doing this
why are you mad dude haha
>>541816
remove me from this list
No.541819
>>541812
she wouldn't care
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>>541789
oh no he has cute arms
shit what if wesley was cute
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>>541821
Now THIS is cool.
No.541827
>>541823
oh
my bad buddy. I just associate everything bad with you for some reason.
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>>541816
>not the 30 year old fatty
No.541833
>>541827
it's okay bby *kissu*
No.541834
>>541821
wheres the ponies
No.541835
>>541822
>>541832
I knew I was forgetting someone
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No.541839
>blaming a particular poster for anything constantly
thats my shitposting mo :/
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>>541839
moody invented that
No.541842
*unrolls sleeve of arm*
*jade*
*kanaya*
*meenah*
*joey*
No.541843
im still thinking about that guys dick
No.541844
No.541845
>>541830
what's funny about this picture is most blackshirt anarchists do far worse to fascist protesters.
far
far worse.
No.541846
>>541842
If I happen to somehow win the contest, what game do you want?
No.541847
No.541848
>>541832
who is 30
besides brokenspacebar
No.541849
>>541845
Fascists deserve far far worst tbh
No.541850
No.541851
>>541848
rev you mongoloid
No.541852
do we have any 40 year olds in hsg
No.541854
>>541847
eat the burning vodka straight from the motherland with love bitch
No.541855
>>541852
We had someone older ages ago
No.541856
>>541851
yeah rev did look old but i didnt knew his age
No.541857
>>541850
ah yes
fascism is the non edgy ideology I forgot.
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No.541859
>>541853
at least he's outside
No.541860
>>541852
I'm actually a 40 year old house wife
No.541861
>>541860
that would explain how you can shitpost all day every day
No.541862
>>541861
do you want some cookies dear?
No.541863
>>541857
they're both edgy though...
No.541864
Admiral must be 30 by now
I bet hes a hot daddy
No.541865
No.541866
>>541856
it's okay I forgive you because I'm epic like that
No.541867
>>541864
Admiral should be 31 or 32
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>>541863
I would say out of everything
Anarchism is edgy in the good kind of way
fascism is edgy in the bad edgy kind of way.
this is my bias speaking.
No.541870
ahahaha!!
just expressing my laughs for a second
No.541871
>>541869
hey do you liek st vincent
No.541872
>>541868
Alright gimme your steam
If you don't feel comfortable posting it here you can use my askbox
No.541873
>>541865
don't talk to you elders like that
No.541874
>>541865
I'm afraid I don't have those flavors of cookies....
how about oatmeal raisin :D
No.541875
>>541871
this better not be fucking ae
No.541876
the great anarchists, stalin and mao
No.541878
>>541873
>>541874
fufuuucuckck fofof ffufucick focnfifff hfycj fifnifjhdsjlucseujosFUFICJKCIFJOXJCODKOODFOFOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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No.541880
>>541875
of course it is it's been me since like
3 threads ago
im having an off day so im venting here
are you just realising that
No.541881
i want free games too....
No.541882
No.541883
>>541878
what an outburst
you're grounded
No.541884
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No.541886
who's your favorite pony hsg
No.541887
>>541885
it's that or steam...
No.541888
>>541876
how many times do I have to say stalin and mao were hot but marxism leninism and marxism leninism maoism are commendable but ultimately futile and flawed attempts at proliferate uprisings.
They were modernist attempts at an ideology and philosophy with roots in postmodernism before it had a name.
Any attempt to work towards those goals in the progression of a state, then, and especially now, are hopeless because they miss the point.
It all gets complicated and you'd probably get bored.
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No.541890
>>541883
*shits on your mouth*
No.541891
>>541879
Remember though, only if I do happen to win
Although it's only 3 bucks so I might as well buy it even if I don't win
No.541892
>>541879
so that's where xlr comes from
No.541893
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No.541895
I meant proletariat stupid autocorrect.
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No.541899
>>541882
dragon quest heroes is not even out yet
No.541900
honestly though mlp isnt that much worse than su
No.541901
>>541894
it's the best meme
the only meme you need
No.541902
>>541890
*spits it in ur face*
No.541903
No.541904
>>541901
the only meme I need is Joey
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No.541909
Marxism–Leninism–Maoism=Joeyism
No.541910
>>541904
what if
Chairman Joey
No.541911
No.541912
I... I like oatmeal raisin
No.541913
>>541905
he was so happy when the davepeta update happened
how broken of a person must he be to be happy from that...
No.541915
>>541912
*ear shattering screech*
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>>541913
davepeta is awesome stfu
No.541918
There's nothing wrong with oatmeal raisin cookies. Unless you wanted something else and it's like, "Sup yeah we look like chocolate chips, but nah."
No.541919
I like oatmeal raisin. I want to shout it on my roof so all the world can hear.
No.541920
>>541917
kill yourself my man
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>>541919
good, you'll be an easier target
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>>541915
>>541914
chocolate chip cookies are shit
No.541929
No.541930
Get me shit on steam and i will be your friend :3
No.541934
>>541930
that doesn't sound like friendship...
No.541935
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>>541932
>>541933
They're like vanilla ice cream and pizza-- most of the time they're of mediocre quality and everyone likes them even when they're of mediocre quality
No.541938
>>541937
I actually agree.
fuck chocolate chip cookies tbh
No.541939
why are you post 120
>>541934
trust me thats how friendship works
No.541940
>>541937
at this point you're just baiting
No.541941
>>541928
i think that it is you who is shit
No.541942
>>541937
>pizza
Either the pizza you eat is shit or the chocolate cookies you have are shit
No.541944
>>541940
no I'm not. Sugar cookies, gingerbread cookies, oatmeal raisin, all vastly better
Chocolate chip cookie dough is good though
No.541945
I miss her and her thighs
No.541946
And getting mad over food like it was some religion, even ironically, is a tumblr tier meme that you all should be ashamed of
so basically pipe down fatties
No.541947
>>541945
just think
they're the same thighs that mindfang has
No.541948
wow the flow of the thread just screeched to a halt.
did I kill it with homestuck
No.541949
remembet that guy who wanted a an aranea tulpa
what if that was vfan
No.541950
>>541946
pipe down pleb taste
No.541951
>>541946
memes are fun nerdo
lame-o
dweeeeb
No.541952
>>541946
but this is tumblr
No.541953
Tulpas are real, enjoy your side of thighs.
No.541954
>>541946
*puts mayo on pizza right in front of you*
No.541955
>>541949
It was me all along.
I'm the aranea who took him over.
It's me.
No.541956
>>541946
it isn't our fault if you have
BAD TASTE
A
D
T
A
S
T
E
No.541957
>>541949
he must have given her the ring of life
the fool!!
No.541958
>>541957
your posts hurt me irl
No.541959
>>541955
that explains the bitchiness
No.541960
"And then a dude puts a cock on a photo-realistic mouth of Peridot and that continues for like six hours."
Ehhh? Alright.
No.541961
>>541960
That reminds me of something...
No.541962
>>541958
good
feel the pain as i post harder
No.541963
>>541962
lucky for you I'm a masochist
No.541964
>>541960
who are you quoting
No.541965
Whoa hey, dot got red powers, nice.
No.541966
hsg is anon's voodoo doll
my posts are the pins
No.541967
>>541946
butthurt oatmeal raisin liker getting btfo
No.541968
i want to marry rainbow dash
No.541969
I still love how cutesy homestuck art is so much.
I am still a hopeless fan fiction reader art reblogerer.
it's just all so cute looking
No.541970
>>541965
vfan gave me them
the powers
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>>541969
who's your favorite pony
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>>541967
Actually I blew you all the fuck out
No.541976
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No.541978
Don't eat the mind honey, boss.
No.541979
>>541966
i'm the one voodoo'ing
No.541980
>>541975
actually you just sucked my cock dude
No.541981
i wear rainbow dash panties >o<
No.541982
>>541981
hot but ironically
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>>541967
I like the way they perch on here like a lil' spider's web. Oh wait it's called a fucking cooling rack.
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>>541984
undertale reference ftw
No.541987
I miss these. it's so me.
No.541988
>>541984
Oatmeal raisin is so crunchy and chewy and good!
No.541989
>>541987
vfan is the whore of babylon
No.541990
i like to pee and get rainbow dash all wet
No.541991
>>541989
and you are all my loyal subjects.
No.541992
>>541986
All the anons clap along to the music. . .
No.541993
i want a goblet of tendies
No.541994
teenage mutant ninja pepes
No.541995
>>541993
Did you earn any good boy or good girl points to justify those tendies?
No.541996
remember in 2013ish when everyone was talking about titanic amazon jade with giant muscles abusing and fucking innocent tiny dave with her giant titanic thighs
I miss those innocent times.
No.541997
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>>541997
don't reply to phantos
No.542000
>>541996
if by thighs you mean dick i remember
No.542001
>>541996
Is chaz still doing furry commissions
No.542002
>>541987
This is remarkably well done, you can actually make out each head of the beast.
No.542003
>>541996
shit like this
everyone used to be all about it for whatever reason.
I'm just reminiscing.
No.542004
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>>542001
do the furries still have money
No.542006
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>>542003
is this trans dave
No.542008
*wants a goblet of tendies @ her birfday prty*
No.542009
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>>542008
I missed you princess
No.542011
>>542008
It's on the house, kid.
No.542013
>>542008
Too bad.
For this party.
You get rape.
No.542014
>>542004
dick is abundant and low value
No.542015
Rape denied, dick is delightful and intercepted.
No.542016
>>542009
I didn't mean literally everyone you goofball deluxe.
No.542017
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No.542019
$11000000000 puss
$0.05 dick
we are witnessing the dick crash
No.542021
No.542022
how do we kill the kitten
No.542023
>>542016
the one guy is still commissioning that shit
No.542024
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>>542012
*trys 2 help u get ur wish*
No.542025
imagine that scene in trading places, except instead of frozen orange juice concentrate, it's dick
No.542027
>>542022
we poison little mouse and feed him to her
No.542028
>>542022
bazookas and machine guns
No.542029
nepeta teaching roxkit to hunt
No.542030
Gettin' her power armor, first thing.
No.542031
>>542027
she'll just puke the poison back out and onto the expensive furniture
No.542033
No.542034
>>542030
god I hate how much overlap there is between cancerous shit
No.542035
>>542034
Want some more? I've got left-overs from literally everything else online.
No.542036
nepeta using roxkit's blood for her shipping wall
No.542037
>>542034
why, you can feel smug by being above it all
No.542038
shit.
I'm remembering one of my last posts before I left dec 2013 going through my old homestuck folder.
I said something about how Cassie's Me & U from 2006 was a fucking amazing track and 2006 was this great year in general for everything. and then 2007 was alright then 2008 was total shit. And the only thing that came close to 2006 in terms of quality was 2003.
And we talked about like, shit from 2006 and how everything was amazing back then.
Maybe I'm misremebering some of it. I remember that conversation clearly though.
does anyone remember that? That was me. Probably my last posts before I left.
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No.542042
anyone else remember that
No.542043
>>542040
Bless you gigantic cock sand worm.
No.542044
>>542042
If I said yes, would you even care?
No.542045
No.542046
>>542045
who doesn't
besides grant
No.542048
phantos adds a purpley flavor to hsg and I value him as a human being
No.542049
>>542048
this but the opposite
No.542050
>>542048
no one wants to hear a davepeta-sympathiser's opinions
No.542053
Davepeta is canonically the greatest thing in my book.
No.542054
>>542050
>no one wants to hear a davepeta-sympathiser's opinions
this
No.542056
>>542052
>>542053
nows the time to get my kill on
No.542057
new thread
>>542055
>>542055
>>542055
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>>542053
you don't even read the comic
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>>542060
wesley did the same thing and look what happened
No.542062
No.542065
man I still carry over some solid fantasyish fetishes back from my homestuck phase
i still think tentabulges are really really hot as a concept tbh. it's still got it.
if you gotta dick you probably wouldn't understand the appeal.
No.542068
>vfan is a tentabulger
not surprised but still disappointed
No.542069
>>542065
uh that's literally my favorite picture and i look at it a lot
No.542070
>>542065
>if you gotta dick you probably wouldn't understand the appeal.
vfan, please
don't underestimate me
No.542074
No.542090
What it's supposed to mean if someone tells you that your dick is "cute"?
No.542095
>>542090
it depends of the person
who are showing your dick to anon
No.542106
>>542019
i thought dick was free
No.542109
>>542095
It was a long ago but It just cross for my mind recently
Dick and cute it doesn't seem to match up as description
No.542115
No.542122
>>542090
it means they like the bbc
No.542134
No.542141
>>542109
It could be that they were being nice, they are this kinda of person and some dicks are cute
It could be that they didn't knew what to say
And of course they thought something bad and didnt want to hurt your feelings