No.542575
Oh what you have become.
>>540427
No.542580
all of you shut up and calm down im too sick to deal with your bull shit
No.542584
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No.542591
hsg feels like one long vietnam flashback
No.542592
In loving memory of wesley
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>>542592
what happened to wesley
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>>542595
he left apparently
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>>542595
dude had a meltdown and left
No.542600
>>542591
how do you know what a vietnam flashback feels like?
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>>542595
he developed aids cancer of the rectum
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>>542595
as far as I can tell someone posted my nudes you weren't there to delete them he felt regret for being responsible for his actions, deleted the thread that had the nudes in them and permanently quit hsg apparently.
which you'll twist to be my fault I'm sure.
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No.542606
>>542601
he deleted his thread and I guess this post was him
>>542325
No.542607
>>542604
>he felt regret
i dont believe this
not for one second
No.542608
No.542609
there's only one trip with 'attention whore' in their name, but i feel like there should be more
like 10 more
No.542611
>>542608
how much of this corny shit are you going to do before you finally just either man up or get better less repetitive jokes about all of this.
No.542612
>>542610
>>542611
repetitive
No.542613
join my gang hsg
the /b/oxcutter /b/oys
No.542615
>>542607
well that's the only explanation I can come up with.
there was no reason to delete the entire thread over it
No.542616
is there a single good person on hsg that posts
besides me ofc
No.542617
the answer is no
youre all terrible
No.542618
No.542619
>>542616
there was wesley... but...
No.542620
more like the /b/uttsex /b/oys
No.542621
>>542616
why would anybody good want to come here
No.542623
No.542624
>>542620
is that how he did it
No.542625
>>542619
wesley released someone's nudes without their permission and jerked it to loli.............
No.542626
who's sponge's next pet monkey going to be now that wesley has left us too early in his valuable life.
will it be ben?
No.542627
>>542616
me
horsie comes here sometimes
phantos
ben
my gf
wouter is a saint
No.542628
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>>542627
your gf is sharktits right
she kind of gave it away earlier.
No.542631
grant's gf is probably terrible because she's made the conscious decision to be with grant
or maybe it wasnt conscious...
No.542633
>>542630
maybe it was the thousand of other things too lol!
No.542634
No.542635
>>542631
no, no, no
she's terrible because she likes undertale
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>>542632
hitler and Buddha
No.542639
I don't want to insult grant anymore tbh it's just a drag and way too exhausting to deal with.
if anybody else does it, it's on you not me.
No.542640
>>542632
do we really need another deformed child meme
No.542641
grant is your gf really fatmanass
No.542642
>>542632
hitler didn't have a hole in his face...
No.542643
No.542644
>>542640
the more the merrier
No.542646
>>542634
she was here this morning drawing sinstar getting fucked and responded in anime images to people's questions.
one guy asked if she was grant's gf and she basically did the equivalent of say yes so
No.542648
>>542646
Or perhaps she was falseflagging
No.542649
or maybe people just misinterpreted this game of charades and we're all fools.
No.542650
now that wes is gone we'll just have to make do with the nepposter
No.542651
remember when grant said he was going away and then made that dumb flag joke like 20 times
No.542652
No.542653
I'll be your wes tonight hsg
No.542654
No.542655
we need a replacement peri poster
No.542656
>>542650
both are pedophiles who like a green character
the only difference is one actively tries to ruin the board and the other doesnt know how to speak
No.542657
nepeta
nepoopta?
nepipoop?
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>>542653
prove it
post a picture of you cumming on peri
No.542662
>>542660
i'm not up to this job I quit
No.542663
No.542664
every few hours the amount of games on steam sale goes up, which is really weird because the sale's been on for like 3 days
No.542665
>>542627
wow, what a great list!
No.542666
No.542668
>>542607
he does actually regret leaking them
No.542669
>>542665
holy shit a talking horse
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>>542668
wesley doesnt have "human feelings" hes just a meme lmao
No.542674
No.542675
wesley "the living shitpost" martin
No.542676
Horsie is one of my top posters who's feelings on me I can't gauge.
No.542677
>>542636
why did you see that and think ae
No.542678
i wish i didnt have crippling social anxiety so i could go and talk to actual people instead of getting my dose of human interaction in this cesspool
No.542679
ill gauge my eyes out for you
No.542680
>>542678
if you ever wanna talk to me
im not good at 1 on 1 conversations
but id try
No.542681
determining this is the blast we need
No.542682
>>542677
because he's always shitting on grant for some reason
No.542683
>>542680
i took a poo a while ago and u kinda remind me of it
No.542684
destruction is the way of the green
No.542685
>>542676
mostly mild surprise.
No.542686
>>542682
because of his whore waifu
No.542687
No.542688
momentum via gravitational corruption
No.542689
No.542690
Hey did I ask about coffee yet?
No.542691
>>542673
have you ever actually talked to him
>>542682
im far from the only one who does that
pour exemple: the guy you thought was me
No.542692
>>542690
what do you want to know
No.542693
No.542694
murdering the murderer for murdering
No.542695
>>542691
Why would you ever talk to him
or you
No.542697
>>542683
i can never get a read on you, dude
i can never tell what youre really thinking....
No.542698
>>542695
you don't really talk to Wesley
No.542699
>>542693
never gonna
>>542695
iunno he talked to me
i just nodded politely
No.542700
>>542687
nothing to see here
No.542701
talk to the world and listen to its fucking shits
No.542702
>>542699
i'll kill you myself you fucking cunt
No.542703
>>542702
id love to see you try
i cut myself for a throwaway joke man im hardcore
No.542704
you wont ever understand me mom
No.542705
an enigma wrapped in bacon
No.542706
pouring the sauce into the pan for your destructive personality
No.542707
its for cooking, its all you need to know
we got it
just for you!
No.542708
the river is endless but youre feet are not
being wet aint good
No.542709
put your name back on phantos
No.542710
itch the itch for it might continue on where you dont believe
No.542711
I was waiting to hear back about coffee but 8chan ate the post.
No.542712
phantoms break through the windows and gaze upon your ears
No.542713
>>542703
wow you cut yourself so edgy and cool
No.542714
No.542716
No.542717
ever curious as to why you cant?
no need, i can do it in the light
No.542718
kill kill kill blood death kill
No.542719
grant who is this guy spamming
No.542720
assume the identity of the one you dont know, become them and love
No.542724
my blood death angel will murder your family
No.542725
wwwwed (wwhat wwould eri do)
No.542726
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No.542727
wwakfu is frog scribbles.
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>>542727
Frogs scribble good hips
No.542732
frogs are good they are your friend
No.542733
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>>542735
I've seen this before...
No.542737
*kills u for christmas*
lol!!
No.542738
*kills me for christmas*
lol!!
No.542739
No.542740
*commits HSG genocide for christmas*
lol
No.542741
*kills humanity for christmas*
lol!!
No.542742
The disarming lol... its the ultimate weapon...
No.542743
i wish i had my dog lol!!! i loved her more than anything or anyone in the whole world lol!!!! but shes dead!! dead!!! absolutely 100% dead and obliterated!! they even decided to burn her body and display the remains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.542744
okay, what the fuck is "el goonish shive" about?
i see it mentioned all the time on /co/ or tvtropes and i know it's a webcomic and that's it
i refuse to read it because the name is stupid stupid bad dumb
No.542747
>>542744
Some dude bit a bunch of cats heads off for fun in the name of animation
No.542748
*causes the heat death of the universe*
lol!
No.542749
she'd even still be alive today if they actually did anything i said!!!! but they were too selfish!!!!! now shes dead and its all because of them!!!! they dont care!!!! they blame the other dog!!! a dog!!!!!! whoa!!!
No.542750
imagine if the ocean.......................... was piss lol
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>>542750
Right in the Vault.
No.542754
No.542755
drake is a piece of shit
he didn't even start from the bottom...
No.542756
No.542757
i dabble in a little necromancy from time to time
No.542759
merely existing causes me pain and theres no way to escape it
No.542760
i like smoke it makes me feel dead
No.542761
living is suffering but would you really have it any other epic way
No.542762
>>542585
>she
hahahhahahhahahhHAHAHHAHAHAH
No.542764
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do you guys still enjoy video games
No.542765
>>542759
there is always a way out >:)
No.542766
i cant kill myself because my parents have brainwashed me into caring about them
No.542767
>>542747
so basically 'lol so randum'? i feel less informed than before i asked
No.542768
>>542767
i dont know what any of this means
im lying!!! LOL :)
No.542769
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No.542770
Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!
No.542771
>>542767
its a fetish comic without porn
No.542772
when i feel the beat it turns me into a livecockle
No.542773
No.542774
>>542772
what the hell's a cockle?
No.542775
burn the establishment and establish another one
No.542776
>>542771
okay that's better
that makes sense as to why it's so popular
No.542777
No.542778
im delving into the deepest parts of my hamper
No.542780
>>542770
i dont even know whats going on here.
No.542781
grasp for relevancy and wonder what to do with it
No.542782
does anyonw here know moonspeak
No.542783
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>>542782
hegh
does that answer your question
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No.542792
boob teeth
boob teeth
boob teeth
boob teeth
boob teeth
boob teeth
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No.542797
No.542798
colossal questions and satanical eyes
No.542800
teeth are meant for killing
No.542801
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>>542802
why are these crate handlers cosplaying italians
No.542806
I just love how one is into it and the other can't be fucked but to hold an empty dolly.
No.542807
>>542806
maybe he's waiting for the other asshole to hurry up and place it on the cart
No.542809
No.542810
And interrupt that dude's mad flow? Check out that ass, bro.
No.542811
>>542796
what happened to chaz? Is she still a thing?
Does she still like horse dick?
No.542812
what am i even doing lmao!
No.542813
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No.542815
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Horsie gets to ask the cool questions tonight, fam. The only question I have is, who answers him?
No.542816
>>542811
i dunno
all i heard is she left over skypenig drama, i don't know what really happened
No.542817
>>542816
vfan btfo'd chaz and she ran away which was funny since chaz started it
No.542818
No.542820
>>542818
I'm busy talking with horsie about how life sucks right now
but more importantly about Wesley freaking the fuck out about getting undertale spoiled for him lmfaoooooooooo
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>>542820
is that why he left?
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No.542825
>>542817
>vfan btfo'd chaz
i sincerely doubt that
No.542826
>>542825
it happened
chaz is a joke
No.542827
File: 1448770603660.jpg (71.06 KB, 300x307, 300:307, tumblr_n6ehkhDxau1rq5p9no1….jpg)
How I imagine information actually translates from Skype to HSG.
No.542828
>>542823
No that was after he left apparently.
>>542825
she tried psychoanalyzing me and so in response I psychoanalyzed her hard
and we both kept on it until we both lost and nobody won.
No.542829
>>542828
no you won it was one of your cooler moments
No.542830
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No.542833
what is up my fellow kids
you are all below me, would you like to know anything
maybe about horse dicks or weed, i barely talk about those two things
No.542834
i took a psychology class in highschool, trust me i know shit
No.542836
No.542837
>>542833
will you marry me chuz
No.542839
No.542840
she succ the life out of me
No.542841
Cannibalistic
Humanoid
Above Ground
Zachary
No.542842
>porrim will never leave you woozy and lightheaded after giving you the succ
No.542843
>>542838
I don't even know if she says yes yet you fucking spaz
No.542845
>>542842
>chaz will never hang out with you
No.542847
>>542842
she's a lesbian sorry dumbass
No.542848
unless xlr is a male lesbian.
my mistake if that's the case.
No.542849
give me money so my life can amount to something
No.542850
i hate being poor so fucking much
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>>542847
the succ as in succ-ing the blood
jeeez
No.542855
>>542849
join a union and vote for bernie
No.542856
>>542851
fuck off you bourgeoisie piece of shit
No.542857
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>>542858
Is Rufioh a girl?
No.542861
>>542858
Didn't she sleep with PC karkat
No.542862
>>542857
I basically said I know more shit than you know about psychology since it's my fucking major and she tried psychoanalyzing me about how I could be biased and not seeing what's really there and I told her to quit talking out of her ass like a dumb ass when her entire career is giving furry men masturbation material and she got plenty mad at that and it just became a psychoanalysis catfight
I could be leaving shit out idk
it was fucking awful.
No.542863
>>542860
as much of a cheating slut he is, he may as well be
No.542864
>>542861
god I forgot about that
such bullshit
No.542866
eeng oong eeng oong eeng oong eeng oong eeng oong
No.542867
>>542863
men want to milk their weenies too much tbh
you're the real sluts
trying to milk your dick where it's not welcome getting milked
No.542868
>>542861
kankri is celibate
No.542869
Time to hit the skooma, thread's down-tilt.
No.542870
>>542867
it's difficult, fam
if you had a dick, you'd milk it too
No.542871
>>542869
*dairs you into a fucking pit*
No.542872
No.542873
>>542870
I haven't milked my dick in like a week and a half
stop being a slut
No.542874
No.542875
vfan is so thirsty for milk
No.542876
OH YEAH! How much milk do you guys put in your coffee?
No.542877
>>542873
talk shit when you spend more than a month without doing it
No.542878
>>542875
why drink milk when you can drink your own friends pussy juices.
No.542879
No.542880
more than a month without a proper milking....you poor boy...........
No.542881
freshly squeezed puss juice
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>>542878
this but unironically
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No.542887
 | Rolled 18 (1d20) |
Just for fun.
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>>542889
*serves you a glass of pussy juice*
No.542891
>>542877
I've done that a lot
I don't have much of a sex drive
No.542892
>>542876
>milk
creamer. half and half. cinnamon.
No.542893
>>542888
me on the top right
No.542894
im really digging this "mental illness" thing
No.542895
>>542888
how many of these do you have
No.542896
i wanna go home and complain about being lonely to my cat
No.542897
>>542894
Terrible, isn't it.
No.542898
idk I know boys hate hand jobs but it's kind of fun like, teasing them that way until they're at the brink and you get a much better sense for their orgasm when their nearly collapsing in on themselves before they shoot their boy milk.
just my observations
No.542899
No.542900
i went to the coffee shop to brood but there are a bunch of drunk old people
i can't brood under these conditions...
No.542901
>>542898
I thought you were a lesbian
No.542902
>>542896
having a cat is clearly not helping your social skills
No.542903
I once went 14 years without masturbating
No.542904
>>542901
being a lesbian is just a part of being bi
t. vfan
No.542905
>>542898
most handjobs are terrible because they are dry or become dry quick
like if you're sucking on le dong and move to a handjob, all the saliva is gonna dry up quick and start feeling terribad
if you're using an actual lubricant though, handjobs can be great
No.542906
boy milk is such a better term than jizz and cum to be fucking honest
>>542901
I'm bi.
I'm like 75% homo.
most of this is high school experience.
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>>542906
it sounds like something a pedo would use tbfh
No.542911
>>542907
where did I ever say I was full lesbian
never
where did you not get my communist doctrine? every time I try to tell you the truth.
No.542912
oh god i didn't even know they had cheesecake here but i know i can't get any
i'm going to start crying in here
i forgot this was like a bar too oh no
No.542913
>>542902
no but i feel better about being the social equivalent of a garbage fire when she's around
No.542914
No.542915
>>542910
ok
how about just milk
idk it has an appeal to me, it sounds more erotic.
No.542916
No.542917
ugh, your hand? what am i a caveman? hold on a sec.
*gets up and rummages through closet for tenga*
No.542918
cum and jizz sound too childish tbh
No.542919
Vfan has bad thoughts about EggNog, too.
No.542920
listen I'm not going to call it man milk that sounds fucking absurd it's boy milk.
No.542921
>>542918
how does cum sound childish
No.542922
>>542918
could you stop saying weird pedo stuff pls
No.542923
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>>542921
Idk maybe it's been repeated ad nauseum in a childish way for me to ever look at it in an erotic context.
No.542925
>>542923
fuck a blender shitto
No.542926
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
No.542927
>>542922
Why don't you just go in the other room and take a breather and milk yourself tbh maybe you'll come back less agitated and tense
No.542928
this thread is really getting huge
No.542929
No.542930
>>542928
maybe 8ch is fixed
No.542931
>>542928
Anon needs to milk the thread; getting too "huge"
No.542932
i just want to ask her out to coffee but i think she's into the other geology boy i want to start screaming i'm a le ree
No.542933
No.542934
>>542932
do it
fail
then ree
No.542935
>>542932
be an epic lad
ask her out
No.542936
>>542930
all our short threads have knocked some of the 750 threads off the board, "fixing" it slightly
No.542937
>>542932
I'm cheering you on from a distance.
No.542938
>>542936
I thought we still had a lot of space since zwid nuked half the board before leaving
No.542939
>>542938
that was half a year ago...
No.542940
see I only get turned on by things in feminine contexts.
so like, the idea of milking you sounds so much more hot than all the other ridiculous brutalistic ugly sounding slang like blow job and hand job all that shit.
nah bruh let's just help milk your weenie it's no big deal.
No.542941
>>542934
>>542935
>>542937
i can do it hsg... as long as you believe in me...
i love you hsg...
No.542942
>>542932
>be social butterfly and all around well liked and pretty great awesome person after turning my shit around
>recently fall into an anti reverse double cuck situation
I feel ya buddy
No.542943
what are you supposed to do with 4:3 album covers anyway
No.542944
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>>542939
how long have we been here
No.542946
>>542940
>nah bruh let's just help milk your weenie it's no big deal.
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>>542943
there's no way not to talk about male sexuality without it sounding absurd because it is absurd and there's no avoiding how stupid and absurd it is
No.542951
You're not wrong, you're just annoying.
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>>542946
There's two of them?
God, I worked with disabled people all through high school and this makes me feel like shit but I don't think I could love my child if they were born mentally handicapped.
No.542954
I have several mental handicaps, would you still like to hang out, horsie?
No.542955
i think i might actually cry in this coffee shop
No.542956
>>542955
If you cry, let it be for the freeing of your timid spirit! Even if you ask and get rejected, know you asked while I listened to Sailorwave and thought good things.
No.542958
>>542954
I like mentally disabled people, I just think the challenge of raising one as my child would be way too much for me to actually bare without breaking down.
No.542959
>>542953
that's what abortions are for
No.542960
>>542958
I do not envy my parents.
No.542961
boys getting their dicks milked by machinery for biomaterial for the Matriarch Confederacy like livestock until they have no more milk left and start ejaculating blood.
No.542962
>>542955
get a hold of yourself man
No.542963
>>542961
Milk my piss in your dumb stupid face.
No.542964
>>542954
>I have several mental handicaps
really
I didn't notice
No.542965
>>542959
Can you even tell if something is up with them before it's too late to abort though
No.542966
>>542961
boys is a gross word for this it makes be think of kids
No.542967
all hanging from the roof in their cradles getting milked in the milk farms of 2101
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No.542970
>>542961
This is like 95% there but then you go and involve pain.
No.542971
>>542954
tbh the reason I wouldn't hang out with you is because I'm an hsg bigshot and you're green behind the ears. or wet. whatever the phrase is.
No.542972
phantos really believes in me... the only thing keeping my heart pumping right now tbh my epic lads...
No.542973
I have a lot of FAITH lately, for you.
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No.542975
>>542974
let's make a new one
a thread for the future
No.542976
>>542966
uh
that's kind of what we use to refer to you as.
I'm not going to call you men that's not what you are?
You know how you say girls more than saying women?
same shit.
No.542977
Baby, baby, baby, baby /7
No.542978
we don't them boys or girls anymore... we call them thons...
No.542979
>>542976
don't sexualize kids
No.542981
>>542979
Welcome to Homestuck.
No.542982
when will the FEV be implemented and erase all genders
No.542985
>>542982
As soon as you deliver the canister, dingus!
No.542986
>>542976
call me big cheese
No.542987
when will 2012 be implimented and erase all humanity
No.542988
>>542983
i say females... milady
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No.542990
>>542982
this but unironically
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No.542995
you know when girls sometimes say "hey that boy looks super cute"
they're not talking about that one dude they're pointing at they're actually a haven of witches trying to turn innocent children into mice.
No.542997
sup women?
yeah ok no not even ironically