No.542582
Freeza should have just flown into space and blown up Namek tbh
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But then we couldn't enjoy all of Bulma's great adventures.
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No.544129
we really need to make threads sooner
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>>544120
>Can you faggots stop advertising your board.
what did he mean by this
No.544138
>>544119
men aren't even good for fucking and their body aestheteque is ugly so what's the point of them...?
anyways you're a virginal loser lol
No.544140
I should tell your mother you say some of the things you say tbh she's not going to be happy with you
No.544141
/b/oxcutter /b/oys...
rollout!
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>>544142
are you sharktits
No.544148
>>544146
yes post your dick
No.544149
>>544146
do i look like a tobydrone?
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No.544155
i'm the turtleneck girl with a monster cat
i only date trans women, so please confirm vfan
No.544156
i miss the cherubs
and the leprechauns
and any carapaces. why did hussie decide to focus on the wrong characters
No.544157
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No.544158
There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.
Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.
No.544159
>>544155
in that case my dick is 10 feet tall please trust me on that
No.544160
>>544158
You're being a jerk.
No.544161
>>544158
I'm going to tell your mom you said that tbh you're gonna get grounded
No.544162
hey boss can i some new holes le please
No.544163
>>544158
also hi roxykitten poster how was your day today
No.544164
Roxykitten wouldn't post that trash, come on...
No.544165
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>doesn't like delicious brown
No.544166
Females don't deserve to be raped, they're gentle things that need protection
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No.544168
all the good hsg lads are leaving...
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>>544165
>being a literal coalburner
Gross
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>>544165
you post masculinity I post fashion it's a fair trade off
No.544173
>>544168
Why do you suppose that is?
No.544174
>>544173
us bad lads are stronger >:)
No.544176
People using "females" to refer to women makes me think of Ferengi.
No.544177
When only bad lads remain, who will be baddest among all?
No.544178
Just those willing to speak loud enough, I'll bet.
No.544179
after tomorrow I get to shitpost with you all day hsg!
yay!
No.544180
>>544168
who else is leaving besides wesley
if too many leave then this place is basically dead.
No.544181
Compromise-- delicious brown females!
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>>544180
I'm kind of bored.
No.544184
need a lad refill
dad will you drive me the to the store and get me a lad booster pack
dad will you le drive me le the store for a lad booster pack
No.544185
how many demons were killed so far
No.544186
>>544180
isn't that your master plan
No.544187
>>544183
It is kind of dumb.
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>>544184
Bring roasted back and get him to apologize to me, then things will be good.
No.544190
>>544186
no actually.
just the shitty ones like cletus and the autistic roxykitten anon
No.544191
>>544189
not everything is about you
No.544192
>>544126
I've probably masturbated to this before.
No.544193
I thought roxykitten was a cute and time-honored HSG meme.
No.544194
egghead
more like eggomaniac
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No.544196
I like that 👢 posting has become a thing.
No.544198
>>544189
i'd trade you and roasted both in for two or more crossies tbh
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No.544205
i don't even want a gf anymore... i want an af... (Alien Friend)...
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>>544205
Go destroy this decayed husk of a planet together
No.544208
>worst person
cletus
>worst poster
vfan
>most insane
ashtree
>most retarded
phantos
>biggest ego
egg
>most apathetic
grant
did i miss anything
No.544209
No.544210
Azn eyes = kawaii (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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>>544208
most pathetic
wesley
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>>544210
I miss when you weren't a fag
Draw more stuff
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>>544208
ill take smartest, most likely to succeed, and best looking
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>>544209
same
i also wanna fence holy shit i am itching to fence i wanna BOUT god fuck
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No.544223
phantos what did you think of the secret war with russia in hawaii
i thought it was pretty epic even if it didn't make that much sense
No.544224
now that i think about it most apathetic might be tied between grant, zwid, terezi, and basically anyone who just turned 18
oh shit i forgot hang on
>shittest opinions
dot
No.544225
>>544221
Fencing is fun I did it
I think the sword I used was epee?
Blade locking is so satisfying-- there's a satisfying clacking noise when you hit the cup and the rasp of the blades is cool
The suits are sweaty and gross though, I quit
No.544226
best poster
me
smartest poster
me
life of the party
me
most motivated by vengeance
me
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>>544226
You forgot poster with most uggo nudes
No.544229
>>544227
I got a real nice picture of my hair give me a few minutes.
No.544230
how much longer can i keep this up
i need an epic revitalizing
No.544231
>>544225
the suit make you look snazzy if you get a nice one
i was all about the foil more precise
>>544224
wrong objectively
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>>544217
Y'all always hated me
I don't have internet and my tablet is broken.
SU in honor of WESU...
No.544234
>>544228
most men here have at one point in time either posted their ass or dick so no.
No.544235
>>544227
how about most punchable face
i vote sponge but im sure there are a lot of solid picks
No.544236
Shit these pictures are tiny
No.544238
>>544233
>I don't have internet
Then how are you posting this?
>>544234
Most as a descriptor of intensity, not quantity
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>>544224
>zwid
>terezi
>apathetic
lol if you seriously believe that
No.544242
>>544235
That fucking smug kid!
No.544243
>>544224
most apathetic is egghead you dunce
No.544244
>>544240
I don't like shorts but they were the only pants I could find.
No.544245
>>544241
No, Sako is definitely high strung but zwid is probably the most apathetic person on the planet
No.544246
>>544241
yeah idk why i put terezi thinking about it, i must have mixed him up
zwid is heavy on the apathy though even though he seems to fake it a lot of the time
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>>544245
>zwid is probably the most apathetic person on the planet
Dude he's probably the most stressed person I know.
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>>544243
clearly you don't know what that word means
No.544252
>>544247
why don't you have internet
No.544253
I'm going to procrastinate doing the mountain of shit I have to have done by tomorrow by masturbating then coming back here to remind myself it's utter shit at this point and then masturbating again
so I'll be back after that to irritate you to procrastinate
No.544254
>>544249
from what top many reposted pics to reblog
No.544255
hey g uys I'm back, what did I miss?
oh great.
No.544256
>>544251
egghead doesn't give a shit about hsg but she's here anyway
No.544257
>>544246
None of those people are apathetic. I've seen all of em lose their shit over something silly. Y'all have terrible memory.
No.544258
>>544256
no dude she craves being the center of attention you can't be that sort of person and be apathetic
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No.544260
>>544250
What
>>544253
Great use of the money your parents are spending on your education!
No.544261
i want a white daughter and name her solveig
No.544262
>>544256
I'm unemployed and just lost my winter job because of an er visit. Too much time to kill.
No.544263
>>544261
>solveig
you mean evghenia
No.544264
>>544260
cletus shut the fuck up I'm more responsible than twelve of you
No.544265
>>544262
Oh shit what happened
No.544266
>>544262
That's awful but I have faith you'll be OK.
No.544267
>>544265
who gives a shit, stfu
No.544268
>>544265
drinking horse semen on the job
No.544269
it's so easy to tell cletus apart from other posts there's no fun in it
No.544270
>>544267
I want to laugh at eggs misfortune
>>544268
*snorts*
No.544271
oh god i'm so thankful I didn't read homestuck/start coming to hsg until after college
No.544272
>>544262
I am sorry to hear that.
I am also kind of sorry for being so hard on you.
kind of sorry. maybe I'll be more sorry after I forget some of the shit you said.
but I am kind of sorry for being overly harsh.
I hope things work out for you and you deserve better than the cards you're given and stuff.
No.544273
No.544274
smug new homestuck readers are the worst
No.544275
>>544269
No trip to filter anymore
No.544276
>>544258
If I liked attention I can go get it.
Here I can talk about whatever and you'll bitch no matter what, or freak out over poorly veiled trolls like vfan. It's kind of boring but sometimes it's entertaining.
No.544277
/sug/ distracted me on a few crucial nights in the last month or two
>>544274
are you talking about me
how am i smug
No.544278
>>544273
that's what I plan on doing by masturbatin
No.544280
>>544278
dont talk about it just do it you shit
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>>544276
that reminds me
>least self aware
egg
No.544283
>>544265
Don't worry about it, I'm sure it's fine I just hate being a jobless loser again. College degrees are worthless now. But I'll have something in January and I'm still working on the comic colorist thing
You watch out people with new college degrees, it's not your parents' job market. Lots of people have to do food service to get by.
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>>544283
have you considered going into trades
No.544286
>>544283
>College degrees are worthless now
Shh! Don't let the Jewess hear you!
No.544287
>>544284
hello anon how are you dong
No.544288
>>544286
DID SOMEONE SAY JEWESS
No.544289
Tell you I've seen the light.
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>>544286
are you built to distract me from sticking my fingers in my waist gullet
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>>544288
did someone say roxykitten
No.544294
>>544287
im going to kill x3
No.544296
What's so bad about roxykitten anyhow?
No.544297
>>544291
Whassa matter don't you have your nubile little asian waifu to do that for you?
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No.544300
I feel like I get the run around on roxykit.
No.544301
>>544285
I definitely went to an ivy league school so I could be a plumber
Actually what the heck, who knows where I'll end up? No point in worrying about it I guess. Worry doesn't change a thing.
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>>544291
no but you're built to be unable to ignore people on the internet
No.544304
>>544303
Every voice in the song has a purpose.
No.544305
>>544301
which school did you go to?
No.544306
>>544301
>falling for the ivy meme
that was your first mistake
unless you snorted cocaine out of your desk and have a stable network of friends who are 1%ers that is
No.544308
>>544296
a grown ass man, roleplaying a baby crossbred with a fucking cat. and it used to be a lot more frequent than you see here. what's not bad about it?
No.544309
ivy league plumber is a good angle
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>>544308
It was charming in a way that involved everyone, and not one person. I just figured you guys all liked your memes.
WWRRROOONGG
No.544312
>>544307
When the fuck is this coming out
No.544313
>>544311
Yeah roxkit is cute I love her
No.544314
>>544311
my man
you're literally retarded
No.544315
>>544308
phantos sees every single meme or poster as good
only thing he actively dislikes is the thought of posting on 4chan, for some dumb reason
No.544317
>>544301
people who go for trades usually have their life together way sooner and are waaay wiser about their life choices than people who waste disgustingly huge sums of money and years of their life at university for something they were never really that sure about wanting
No.544318
>>544314
developmentally stunted, even
No.544319
they say of the acropolis where the parthenon is
No.544320
>>544315
I can't post on 4chan because I keep getting banned for no cartoons :)
No.544321
>>544308
roxkit posting is cute and funny but then i found out about his dark side
No.544323
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No.544325
hsg this is the worst ive sern you all month
>>544319
except you youre alright
No.544326
>>544325
that's actually ae
No.544327
mods are asleep post mermaid cooter
No.544328
>>544317
you're putting the cart before the horse. people who go in for trades usually lack the opportunities and resources to go to uni; as a result they have to get their lives together sooner than people who go to college out of high school.
No.544329
>>544327
mermaids are nasty
No.544330
>>544327
You will never bang a mamano mama
No.544331
>>544327
So long friends, I'm going on an adventure with Dr. Rabbit.
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>>544327
>not merboy cooter
not interested
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>>544334
if its a merboy, how could it have a cooter???
No.544337
i wish the move to /trash/ stuck
would be nice being on a working site again
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>>544338
boipucci isnt real pucci
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>>544336
don't fish have cloacas?
No.544342
>>544341
its not a fish though, its a mermaid
No.544343
>>544339
it's close enough, my dude
No.544345
>>544337
infinity next beta has been around for a week or so on beta.8ch.net (board has even been set up there, although stuff hasnt been copied yet)
No.544346
No.544348
shit! there are frogs on my 800 dollar pants!
No.544349
>>544347
That's actually really well done, thank you.
No.544350
>me
>apathetic
I'm constantly stressed out and have been physically ill from it
No.544351
>>544347
that horsecock looks like a starry night sky if you squint a bit
No.544352
>>544351
I spit up on my monitor, HJAHAHAHA
No.544353
>>544345
*in bitterly sarcastic voice* im sure it will work fine
>>544347
equius watch out there's a giant mosquito behind you
No.544354
>>544328
it's just that most people see university as the top-tier thing you have to go to when most people aren't actually fit for academic careers
it's really really dumb. if you're not 100% passionate about something, like absolutely sure you want to do a certain thing, you should make it your goal to make money first until you actually figure things out. and there's a good chance there will be a a bunch of other ways to get the job you want without having to go to some big university. maybe you just need to go to a tech school
No.544355
>>544345
why not just fix this site??
No.544356
what's your favorite post-exile hsg meme
No.544357
>>544336
you forced my hand anon
No.544358
>>544355
Because it's broken.
No.544359
so who here is excited about equine ochinchin
No.544360
Only one problem. Who is Equius?
No.544361
>>544347
niiiice
>>544351
that's what i thought until you pointed it out..
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>>544357
so does it have a boipussy but then a tentacle comes out?
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>>544360
I'll be Eq if AH is my butler.
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>>544317
Hey it was cheaper for me than going local. The endowment was massive and I had a single unemployed parent. It was ivy or bust
No.544370
>>544363
the tentacle is the boipussi, inverted as a cone
No.544371
>>544359
THERE HE GOES AGAIN
No.544372
>>544354
Nobody can make an informed decision about their entire future at 17. Just look at Terezi!
No.544373
>>544355
the issues with the site are too far reaching to be fixed more efficiently than redoing everything from scratch, probably.
>>544368
>>544367
>>544366
>eri
>post exile
No.544374
>>544373
I read that as pre-exile
whoops
Replace eri with Joey of course
No.544375
whilei was half out of it last night i bought 2 steam games, downwell and super house of dead ninjas
No.544376
>>544373
To honor Rome was to pay homage to the might of Rome, to kneel before the civilization of Rome, and to respect the gods of Rome. It was Christianity that revalued Rome as the most supreme evil, rather than the supreme good. The triumph of Christianity over Rome was equivalent to a pantheon in which the ghost of Jesus ejaculated his spiritual semen in Caesar’s face. Rome fell as Romans witnessed Jesus’s spiritual semen dangling from Caesar’s nose.
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>>544369
ah
>>544372
wwhats he doin
No.544381
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No.544385
>>544375
Have fun with your video games.
No.544386
>>544383
little mouse furiously masturbating to this
No.544387
>>544383
this happened to my mom once
No.544388
>>544354
thats just for people who live in third world countries where higher education isnt free
No.544389
>>544383
those swimming rats are so fucking funny, I dont know why
No.544390
>>544388
higher education is free here~
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No.544394
>>544383
this is why india doesn't poo in the loo
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No.544396
Chaz you're alright in my book.
No.544397
>>544395
no they were fucking gross
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>>544396
the weak are meat and the strong do eat
No.544400
>>544396
I wish normals were so easily impressed by my image editing skills
No.544401
Chaz should stop furthering fat acceptance...
No.544402
I've always been something of a sharer, when it comes to food. Nature, nurture, I'm the guy with the 'za.
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>>544399
>>544400
jeez look at those sequential numerals
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>>544401
She should stop fetishising them :/
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>>544407
Fetishes are normal and products are catered to people who enjoy them.
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>>544321
there's more than one roxkitposter you know
also there's more than one person posting inflammatory copypasta to piss off vfan because >>544158 wasn't me and i'm usually the one who does that
that's a good one though, you really got her goat
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>>544412
she didnt read that one
you guys are bad at trolling vfan
No.544416
>>544401
but who's going to stop me
No.544417
>>544414
I was mostly just happy to hear Roxkit wasn't a SHITPOSTER!
No.544418
>>544415
that's OK i never read her posts either
No.544420
>>544416
diabetes and other metabolic syndromes
No.544421
>>544415
then why is she posting for "vengeance"
No.544422
>>544401
she benefits from it
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>>544417
are you a self-hating shitposter
No.544425
>>544420
Only type 2 diabetes has to do with fat people, and it doesn't have much to do with the metabolism anywya.
No.544427
>>544421
vfan is just practising manipulation techniques and you're a good place to try them because you love feeding trolls
she's also a little retarded
No.544428
>>544427
this but a lottle
No.544429
>>544426
Did Finn's hair grow back? I think he cut it at one point.
Also wasn't he golden blonde.
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>>544422
>posts on HSG
>a little retarded
No.544432
*manipulates you into writing me off as a retard*
No.544434
>>544431
you're encouraging it by being a chubby chaser
No.544435
>>544433
thats how i see her too
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>>544429
when people cut their hair they don't stay bald forever nigga
No.544438
>>544429
his hair grew back
No.544439
>>544437
Yes hence why I asked that question, amigo.
>>544438
That looks fem as fuck.
No.544440
>>544434
low test beta male detected
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>>544420
there will always be more fatties to ogle
>>544422
it's true, in addition to having a powerful fatlust, i am also massively obese
my dream life is to be smothered in a room full of jiggling fat. massive pillows and mattresses of human flesh. oh boy
No.544443
>>544440
this is the most retarded meme
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No.544448
I saw an obese guy in one of those electric carts in the grocery store and thought, "wow, you used to mock these people for using something that's meant for physically disabled people, but now this is just normal"
Also obesity isn't like cancer or something, it's not just you letting yourself go, you have to actively destroy your body. You see that shit coming and you keep going
No.544449
>>544441
hes busy watching handegg rn
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No.544452
Amazing get, Trump! Still feeling the Bern tho
No.544453
>>544444
Make GETs great again!
No.544454
>>544452
felons can't vote
No.544456
>>544449
why would anyone even
No.544457
I reclaim this thread in the name of our God-Emperor, Donald J. Trump
No.544458
You can have it, it's nearly dead anyhow.
No.544459
Trump will make memes real
No.544460
A vote for Trump is a vote for American supremacy
No.544461
>>544456
that's pretty much how I feel about it too. i think he's just drunk on the thrill of passing for normie
No.544462
if trump is elected president, i think he'd be the first /pol/ president.
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No.544465
Trump will be the strong father figure you never had
No.544466
>>544456
I've never understood why people care about football.
I don't really understand why people care about e-sports either, but at least that's something the person watching can probably do and understand the intricacies of, instead of "this person caught the ball and ran fast".
No.544467
i want trump to be my daddy and pound me with his orange cocky
No.544468
>>544465
Sometimes I wonder if I would have been any different if I had a dad.
No.544469
>>544466
why would understanding a video game be easier than football
No.544470
>>544468
You probably wouldn't be a fag
No.544471
>>544467
The only things Trump will pound are the illegals and the luegenpresse
No.544473
>>544469
I might be talking out of my ass since I don't care about football at all, but outside of "throw the ball", "catch the ball", and "run", I don't really think there's any other thing you can be intricate about other than maybe the direction you run in.
>>544470
Maybe.
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>>544466
>I don't really understand why people care about e-sports either
Same
But seeing my friend playing dota with her daughter on her lap gave me the same feeling normie gets when watching the scene where father and son finally get to play sportsball on those family movies
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>>544466
I assume its more interesting when you have tried to play the sport yourself and you have an idea of how hard it is to do it on the level of a professional competitor
i played soccer football in middle school and would sometimes watch it on tv with vague interest. mostly i just think its cool to watch people juggle because i have no coordination so its like magic tricks to me