No.542980
post your robots
post as robots
robot general
No.542996
holy shit a thread making horse
No.542998
>>542996
say it like a fucking robot.
No.543000
Machoke and machamp confirmed for not having a donger
No.543001
2016: the year gender dies
No.543002
sponge will never get milked by a farm hand this entire year and that's the funniest shit to me.
No.543003
lads
i'm ready for karl marx to rise from the grave and lead the proletarian revolution to usher in a new utopian era for humans
tbh
No.543004
Sponge, I still believe. :)
No.543005
Sponge will never get milked by a farm hand he loves until at least 2021 at maximum.
No.543006
>>543000
One of the arms is secretly a thingy.
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No.543008
>>543002
i'm okay with that because i'm choosey about milkers and my most preferred one is dead
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No.543011
2021 the year sponge nuts into a girls hair by accident and he tries to apologize for milking too much too early and says he'll fix it and grabs a paper towel but his milk just gets all over the place and she has to put her head under the sink and it's a fucking disaster and she tells everyone about the dumb little milk boy.
No.543012
No.543014
why is there another /pol/
No.543016
No.543017
if they have lefty/pol/ and righty/pol/ why don't they have inter/pol/
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No.543020
>>543017
that's such a good band
No.543021
I find it very hard to watch The Man in the High Castle because it makes me wish the good guys really did win WW2.
I know the White House drapped in those huge red swastika banners are meant to make people feel revolted, but contrast that to my image, which is ACTUAL FUCKING REAL LIFE and I know what I would prefer.
And they have to make the Nazis so cartoonishly evil to cover up that they are the only fucking people who know what they are doing and actually made the world demonstrably better.
No.543022
>>543021
honestly? There's a chance percentage your mom had she been born now would have discovered she was bi and even possibly married a woman.
there will be less straight marriages and more lesbian marriages in the 21st century.
There will be more sons born to two mothers than ever before.
When you are walking down the street in the years to come, you will see more and more women couples holding hands laughing at some joke you didn't hear. Pushing strollers.
All the things straight couples do, but there will be less straight people doing them, and more gay women.
Despite everything else, it is truly a beautiful time to be alive.
No.543023
I love the fact there will be less straight people. It warms my gay heart
No.543024
>>543022
do you save your own retarded post nobody cared about
No.543025
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No.543026
>>543024
Idk ask the other guy ;))))))))))))))))
No.543027
>>543023
I hope you love the cold sting of disappointment just as much.
No.543028
>>543027
there's going to less of a dating pool for you as more women experiment with women like never before.
that's for you buddy sorry. You're going to meet more and more girls you're romantically interested in that can't fathom enjoying the opposite sex.
Like I said it warms my gay little heart.
No.543029
the denial of the cuck................
No.543030
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No.543032
>>543030
even if that was true, where did I explicitly mention myself?
No.543033
>>543031
Copying me is not flattering.
No.543034
No.543035
>>543034
My heart is gay and small.
No.543036
copying me is not flattering.
No.543037
>>543028
Bruh, I don't give a shit about dating. Stop it.
No.543038
>>543032
Wow, okay, you're literally retarded, no doubt.
No.543039
>>543038
My heart is gay. Nowhere did I mention myself as a whole ;).
No.543040
accidentally made that weird mistake of trying to numb the pain LOL
No.543041
>>543038
you type like a tumblrfag
No.543042
just admit you're going to get cucked by women at least twice or thrice in your lifetime and move on with your life it's not a big deal go milk your wiener somewhere else
it's not that big of a deal, the sooner you accept that the easier it will be.
No.543043
>>543039
You're so dumb it hurts me.
No.543044
>>543043
My gay heart forgives you for your arrogance.
No.543045
No.543046
we got some seriously angry milk boys causing a havok right now they need to cool off.
No.543047
we'll transcend flesh eventually
it won't be about man or woman
it'll be about who has the sexiest carbon fiber synthetic chitin exoskeleton
No.543048
>>543046
fuck off to tumblr you wannabe lesbian rat kike
No.543049
>>543048
MAD MILK BOY
MOO MOO
No.543050
just admit people will never stop posting your nudes so long as you're here and move on with your life it's not a big deal go shlick your vagoo somewhere else
it's not that big of a deal, the sooner you accept that the easier it will be.
No.543051
The world can't end soon enough.
No.543052
>>543050
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.543053
>>543052
the fuck is this cow saying
No.543054
people who reply and talk to vfan are worse than vfan tbh
No.543055
I can hear them now.
Mooing in unison, demanding their utters be milked.
No.543058
>>543054
what if the mods did their job...
No.543059
shes mad about having no tits i get it now
No.543060
>>543054
>acknowledging her indirectly like some sort of elephant in the room
doin grate up there, soapbox
No.543061
>>543058
what if you grew up...
No.543062
>>543058
WOW..................
No.543063
>>543060
i said her name twice
how more direct to i have to be
No.543064
>>543061
nobody needs to grow up... this is how we play!
No.543065
vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan vfan
No.543066
>>543061
where do you think we are
No.543067
>>543063
another step further would be..... a reply? :^O
No.543068
>>543064
milk boy.......................we don't have enough milk this quarter
No.543069
No.543070
>>543067
but that would make me look like a hypocrite you dumb shit face!!!
No.543071
okay, let's be done with this now.
No.543072
why is it that the non north americans who are men aside from wouter all make the worst fucking posts
No.543073
No.543074
>>543068
it's nofap november, stupid milkmaid. gotta reclaim my masculinity
No.543075
>>543073
your a dumbie, anon. fug u.
No.543076
>>543074
did you just call me a milk maid
omg
No.543077
No.543078
>>543077
YOU'RE a threadful dread.
No.543079
murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder murder kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death death
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No.543081
>>543074
if you do not milk yourself
you will get aggitated and mad like a dumb animal.
just milk yourself and get it over with
>>543077
look dude, just help us all in this thread by making the conscious choice to milk yourself instead of getting mad
No.543083
people pee on other people sometimes
No.543084
poor attempts at forced memes
No.543085
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No.543087
>>543085
hey man, how are you
No.543088
*vocalist/guitars kick in*
instabin
No.543089
do you think shitto could spin killing the family dog into getting his mtf scripts
No.543092
i want a qt gf w/ a pee fetish thats really embarrassed about it
No.543094
No.543095
>>543091
degeneracy has gone too far
No.543096
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No.543098
>>543097
i will kill you and your stupid tumblr memes
No.543099
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No.543103
>>543091
next level hooker right here
No.543104
No.543105
>>543094
man
for years ive been meaning to see whats up with her
but i have this problem all the time where its like
it feels like its been too long since ive talked to someone, and then im like "well i cant see whats up with them now id feel weird"
i've lost no less than 2 irl friends this way, and probably a lot of internet ones
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No.543108
>>543105
she and stabs don't like hsg no more grunb
No.543109
No.543110
>>543105
just open it up with long time no speak?
No.543111
long time no piss soaked panties sucked
No.543112
>>543109
oi wassamatter u m8??
No.543113
>>543110
nah thats gay
talking to people is gay anyway
No.543114
>>543113
call her a fucking loser and block her, that should get her attention
No.543115
i want to be friends with people but i feel like they won't like me
No.543116
No.543117
>>543115
make friends with people you already don't like so you can call their hand
No.543118
i want to be friends with people but i feel like they are terrible and not good enough for me
No.543120
>tfw already friends with people
No.543121
i have 4 friends and i genuinely only like 1 of them
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No.543124
>>543122
youre dated
youre also gay
No.543125
I dont make friends with people who drink piss
No.543126
>>543124
this but unironically
No.543127
hmm I wonder what happened to Donny, the dude who paid colombian hookers to shit on his face, he was my great bosom buddy and I miss hanging out with him because I too am retarded
No.543128
>>543125
I make friends exclusively with piss drinkers, which is why my social circle is so
No.543129
>>543125
everybody drinks a little piss in their lifetime...
No.543130
>>543128
they're only friends with you because you can piss like a racehorse
No.543131
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No.543135
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
No.543136
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ding your razors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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No.543142
i tricked you
you dumb fuck
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No.543146
Sorry, was out getting milked.
No.543147
i need more cute gingers in my life
No.543148
>>543147
But there IS only one
chaz
No.543149
>>543148
>dongsmoke mceyebags
>cute
yeah ok
No.543150
>>543148
moody is pretty cute
No.543152
No.543153
What still gets to me.
That can't transfer over most of my feelings and emotions that are rich and strong and hurt and feel good related from femininity over to you to see how much it hurts when you do some of the shit you do.
I can't just tap you on the shoulder and transfer over some femme wisdom and you'll realize "oh man, I was being a huge dick for brains child please forgive me."
It is driving me insane.
that's a tool I want for real life. telepathic emotion transfer.
No.543154
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No.543157
I feel pretty bitterly rejected, fine.
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No.543166
I don't know what this meme is, but I like it.
No.543167
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No.543172
What in God's name is this womanly patron of our arts?
No.543173
It's nights like these, I sit and wonder how people like vFan haven't found peace on the internet.
No.543175
>>543173
her "tribe" haven't known peace for a hundred generations
No.543176
No.543177
Check out what my girlfriend did to me.
I became a skellington
No.543178
>>543174
Hey it's my room circa 2010
No.543179
Jesus Christ four skeletons out of no where, Khan!
No.543180
>>543177
that's impressive...
No.543181
More with different colors
No.543182
I like the VOLCOM brand shirt, there's something about that shape. Reminds me of Wes.
No.543185
Yep, that is some A+ tier face paint work. Good job, Khan!!
No.543187
time to try finishing this burrito
No.543188
>>543181
>>543183
You look like a worried skeleton
No.543189
>>543187
not nearly as painful as earlier but still kind of hurts
No.543190
>>543188
I was watching my friends completely fuck up mvm while I was afk.
No.543191
It's dangerous to go alone...
No.543192
>>543188
It's actually pretty damn good paint wise.
No.543193
>>543191
i havent had nuggets in too long
i could go for some nugs
No.543194
>>543187
I'd "finish" your burrito any day bby
No.543195
You deserve some nuggies, fam.
No.543196
>>543192
Yeah it's impressive
No.543197
my threads are doing iron man numbers and i dont care anymore
No.543198
I don't know what that means but I hope you feel better, dog head anon.
No.543199
>>543181
>>543183
thats a nice face paint but why you look worried
No.543200
>>543199
My gf had to go immediately after finishing so I decided to set up an Mann Vs Machine game for after she left.
So while we waited in the full lobby, I said something they thought meant ready up. So the round starts and my gf is still taking pictures, and their just getting their shit fucked fam
No.543201
Mann vs Machine is the best mode and no one can tell me otherwise.
No.543202
Whoa, whoa, baby. Meds're kicking in now.
No.543203
mvm is a joke
worlds easiest game unless you have an invalid or two dragging you down
No.543204
No.543205
That's the point, though, it's easy good times with f riends.
No.543207
i didn't actually cry in the coffee shop in case you were wondering
i came close tho
No.543208
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No.543209
>>543208
i haven't had an actual opportunity yet! but monday! or tuesday just in case
No.543210
>remembers about this yaoi shit from 9 years ago
>still not translated
signnn
No.543212
i love phantos
hsg is the most epic support group i could ask for
No.543213
Just do me a favor, Spongelord, after you get the girl.
No.543214
No.543215
You ever read Of Mice and Men?
No.543216
>>543215
if youre gonna ask me to have her take me to the woods and put me out of my misery that's already on my list actually
No.543217
Dammit you beautiful bastard.
No.543218
No.543219
Fuck you, BSB, what do you even have to talk about?
No.543220
>>543218
i le know you le are but le what am le i le
No.543222
No.543226
>>543224
is that the fucking update fairy
No.543227
>>543203
p much. I only do it for drops.
No.543228
>>543226
yeah
i wonder if the guy is still forcing it on cuckchan's r9k
i kinda like it tbh
No.543229
No.543230
a hambaaga please
nono it's Hamburger
...
you are motherfucker
No.543231
>>543219
well we could talk about that time I powerfucked your mom, if you want
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No.543236
>>543232
>>543234
what the hell is going on here
No.543237
the mythological creature of the week: the Joeysnake
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No.543241
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No.543245
nothing like sleep to make everything feel irritating
No.543246
>>543244
keep posting until people start getting errors
No.543248
No.543252
>>543248
go jerk it to midgets and calm down
No.543254