No.543615
You deserve better.
>>543253
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>>543632
oops did I hurt your wee little brain
No.543655
not getting banned anymore is so fun
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No.543684
I do deserve better
thank you nep
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No.543690
lads
should I bother stitching spreads together or just go with the pages as they were scanned
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>>543686
I'm actually very active.
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No.543696
we need more mods. make me a mod
No.543698
>>543693
i meant waiting until the thread actually breaks to make new thread, mr center of universe
No.543699
>>543674
what kind of homestuck-themed fetish art would you prefer to see more of from me? serious question, I need to start pandering more around the board before im irreversibly "the womb penetration artist" who is never approached for any other kind of art
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>>543699
fallopian tube penetration
No.543705
>>543698
waiting is the lazy mans game
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>>543690
I appreciate people like you
saving me 2 minutes of tabbing back and forth between pages
on occasions, I have done the work myself, just to look at the art as the artist intended
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>>543699
Yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri
I will legitimately pay you for Yuri.
I have about $500 worth of birthday money lying around I shouldn't use responsibly.
No.543713
>>543708
fuck off ashtree your fetishes are shit
>>543711
this guy gets it
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>>543702
>>543706
no need to repeat yourself
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>>543713
fine, "flat" chest "ladies" with a "dick"
No.543721
>>543699
More chubby naked-apron style stuff
No.543722
breasts are fucking disgusting tbh
their purpose is disgusting they get in the way and they look disgusting
disgusting all around.
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No.543729
dudes slutification is nice too
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>>543727
I'm not mad about that I'm glad about that.
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>>543719
actually good idea. ok I'll try. I drew a lewd pearl recently and the small breasts are so much harder to draw. gotta get that subtle shape exactly right. pointy, yet flat
>>543721
yeah that was good
>>543714
whoa, don't get too crazy
No.543735
>>543733
lesbian couples > straight couples
actual literal object truth eat my shit and die
No.543736
>>543726
this kind of gets me aroused
No.543737
*sees hets kissing in public*
*screams until the flesh starts flying off my face*
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>>543735
i said fags not dykes
No.543742
>>543739
leave ben alone you monster
No.543743
>>543737
too bad this didn't literally happen
No.543745
did i hear someone say cuteposting
No.543746
>>543743
you're right I'm the one tearing the flesh off the face of the straights
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>>543747
this but im watching someone eating a pizza
No.543751
>>543747
i wish he had lived and kept making videos
No.543752
>>543748
I've got some OFF too if you want.
No.543753
>still no hard mode
>still can't kill alphys
Toby...
No.543755
>>543745
*perks up*
cuteposting?
cuteposting!!
No.543756
No.543757
what if we made another /pol/... but it was really slow...
No.543758
>>543753
you can make her off herself by killing her waifu or something
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>>543758
it's not the same...
No.543761
undertaleposting should be bannable
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>>543753
Just kill Mettaton or Undyne, then she'll kill herself.
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No.543770
if we killed the blunderfails would anyone really mind....
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>>543758
>>543764
It's not as satisfying
No.543773
No.543774
Oh no now they're multiplying without even being approached.
Run for your lives!
No.543775
my favorite undertale music is the temmie village music
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>>543775
i'm starting to think you have shit taste...
No.543779
>>543761
grant's gf requested a lot of the undertale emotes
it's not happening sorry buddy
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No.543781
>>543780
this but unironically
No.543782
👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢
No.543783
>>543779
Vfan I'm not grant's gf. That'd be kind of weird.
I'm not even a g.
No.543784
I'm just a big goth in a little normcore board.
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>>543785
👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢 👢
No.543788
goths are the biggest tryhard fags in all of society
tbh
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No.543790
>>543783
oh
I thought she was the one who requested it or something.
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>>543790
I don't know who requested the napstablook one but I asked for the annoying dog one because it costs $11 on Steam and I wanted to use it somewhere.
No.543794
>>543788
why are you stuck in 1999
do you even know? do you?
No.543795
the thread is aclog with the hair of a dog
No.543796
>>543794
Goths are so 2005 tbh
No.543797
No.543798
normcore non-skinny-jeans wearing people are the biggest tryhard fags in all of society
tbh
No.543799
toby "keep niggers out the ballot box" fox
No.543800
>>543797
>>543796
god you are stuck in the period of 1999-2010
sad
No.543801
No.543802
I resent toby and his success
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>>543801
if you wear faded blue jeans that are baggy and a white shirt and you are under the age of 45 you need to be shot.
No.543806
I resent toby and his failure
No.543807
the nigger still lives with mommy
No.543808
best character coming through
No.543809
>>543805
thunderous applause from the dot corner
No.543811
>>543807
is that still a personal failure if you're rich enough now to buy your family's house
No.543812
>>543805
has science gone too far?
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>>543804
haha and then what? :)
No.543816
>>543811
It's even more a failure
No.543817
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>>543816
in some cultures, people live with their families on purpose
one time I went to samoa and asked people about it and they said it sounded fucked up to kick your kids out at 18 or put your parents in a home
many of my foreign internet friends have said similar things
No.543819
blue jeans are literally the fanny pack at this point
No.543820
the blue denim fanny pack
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>>543820
so ironic it works fashionably
No.543823
>>543818
No I know multigenerational households are normal in some parts of the world
But he could buy himself a nice house and have his fam move into that
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No.543825
*splits vfan in half with my dick*
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>>543818
>one time I went to samoa
what was it like meeting rikishi
No.543828
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>>543818
>they said it sounded fucked up to kick your kids out at 18 or put your parents in a home
It is but who even like their family
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No.543831
>not just wearing gray shoes, white shorts, and grey tees
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>>543833
fucc one, succ one, cucc one
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No.543837
the normie and normcore dichotomy.
In that non-normies where normcore but Pinnacle Normies are adopting "normcore" fashionablly but even they can't wear total normcore and add their own spin to it.
It's funny because the people who hate the normies wear the normcore but the normies don't wear the normcore.
it's like poetry it rhymes.
No.543838
>>543837
*wear normcore
fucking dumbshit autocorrect
No.543839
>>543836
thats some fucked shit
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>>543837
what the fuck is this dumb slut saying
No.543842
>>543827
it was the american samoa
>>543829
mine is pretty good
sorry about yours
No.543843
>>543841
Normcore = Non Normie in the traditional sense.
No.543844
>>543841
We just don't know
No.543845
>>543810
muffet is my waifu
No.543846
>>543845
fuck off you have a "girlfriend"
No.543847
>>543844
You don't know because you're a normcore weasel.
No.543848
replace normcore with numale
No.543849
>>543846
i have a 3d and a 2d waifu
No.543850
>>543847
Yeah literally never heard normcore just use beta
No.543851
>>543849
Fuck off you brony manwhore
No.543852
>>543848
But normcore isn't what you describe as numale.
Normcore is far more accurate for a description of person you should avoid.
No.543853
>>543829
i do
it's just that i dont like to show it
No.543854
russians love womb penetration. how nice
No.543855
>>543850
>Yeah literally never heard normcore
Living under a fucking rock
No.543856
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No.543857
i have a 4d waifu
don't bother asking about her she's beyond your comprehension
No.543858
>>543855
No I just don't use tumblr or hang around people like you
No.543859
>>543857
it's rainbow dash
No.543860
>>543856
That's just 90's wear
No.543863
>>543854
Did someone actually pay real money for you to draw that abomination?
like actually they asked for a Rose with a horsecock to fuck aranea?
No.543864
>>543863
what do you think smart guy
No.543865
3 that never should been put together:
couture jeans dress
No.543866
>>543861
where did you get this picture of me
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>>543862
Yeah that's just late 90's/ early 2000's wear
No.543869
>>543863
not only that, they drew stick figure diagrams for every panel, including details of facial expressions and annotated references
it was honestly really helpful, I wish every commissioner did that
No.543870
No.543871
khan paid for the picture the whole time and he doesn't want anyone finding out
No.543872
i needed the internet to tell me that light denim is uggo
No.543873
>>543869
someone was very very thirsty. Do you mind how much they payed for that?
No.543874
>>543872
is it just me or you can immediately tell how much internet a person uses by how dadly their jeans are
and also their glasses frames
No.543875
>>543734
>yeah that was good
>tits are disgusting
>chubby naked-apron is not
What
No.543877
>>543874
you spend too much time with c1
No.543878
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>>543868
If you wear anything near this
plus cargo or beach shorts
you are normcore
No.543879
>>543877
she made me get contacts and black jeans
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>>543874
your theory is debunked cause my jeans are amazing
No.543882
>>543878
Ew that's college bro wear
I already posted what I wear
No.543883
which is my point that people who aren't normie wear normcore
people who are normie do not wear normcore.
The two paths never have crossed and few have made the comparison, but it unnaturally compliments the other well.
Like it was designed as a sick joke..........
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>>543873
I charged them $75, but it took so long with all the back and forths that i am considering asking for even more
they said that sounded reasonable, and seemed pretty happy with the result, and even eager to throw more money at me for another one, so I'm pretty sure I didn't scam anybody, incredible as it is that money can be made this way
>>543881
pix of your jeans then
No.543886
>>543882
Would you like to know more
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>>543883
your life will never improve unless you leave the internet
No.543890
>not dressing like a hobo because you refuse to support global capitalism
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>>543888
I've never wanted to barf so badly in my life
No.543892
>>543889
I am on top of the world because I know the distinction between 2010 vaporwave experimentation and seapunk.
No.543893
>>543888
Toby "please don't turn undertale int a garbage cesspool" fox
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>>543885
Its just new skinny black jeans nothing special about them but they make my ass look nice
Honestly i like more the navy blue one i got, the color is just more nice to the eye but the black pretty much fits with any shirt
No.543896
>>543893
the homestucks got to undertale.
It was a garbage cesspit before it came off the market
No.543897
>>543896
*came on the market
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No.543901
first you fuck chicks, then you get worried
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>>543890
>not being 1996 latex cybergoth
No.543903
won't skinny jeans just look embarrassingly dated too...
who cares...
just wear leopard pelt loincloths and paper bag masks like me...
No.543904
>>543885
I'd keep taking work from him, just out of curiosity of how deep down the rabbit hole he will go.
or to find out how deep his wallet is.
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>>543899
get your filthy posts away from lapinon
No.543908
I refuse to participate in this 2015-2016 "pants" meme.
No.543909
>>543898
>>543900
Why are you stuck in the mindset of a boy who thought he was funny for thinking twilight was bad in middle school year 2008
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>>543909
what do either of those things have to do with each other
No.543912
I havent worn pants in 3 years.
and I havent left my house in a year.
No.543913
>>543909
did you like twilight
No.543914
>not wearing jnco jeans excursively
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>>543910
How about fuck you, dot is a treasure.
No.543916
>>543895
the idea is i need to verify if they truly do make your ass look nice. you could just be talking out of it
>>543888
good art
No.543917
>>543899
Don't you have a gf khan :/
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>>543904
down the spider hole
that's what aranea's vagina is called
No.543923
>>543911
They are related, you just don't understand because you're within it.
>>543913
Who didn't tbh.
Liking homestuck enough to post here in the timeframe when this was starting to lack relevancy is worse than enjoying twilight as a teenage girl if you want to go that route.
But my point stands cuz it seems like you're stuck.
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No.543927
confusingly, the undertale fandom seems to have collectively decided that sans has a glowing blue dick
No.543929
>>543922
what if there was a funnel weaver spider in araneas vagina
What if there was a trapdoor spider in her asshole
No.543930
It's so fun being on totally different wavelengths than the people you hate because you can explore the difference between them and you in how they adapted socially.
It's all super interesting stuff.
No.543931
Khan where do you even come up with this shit
No.543932
>>543930
Now that I can dig, you rude homie.
No.543933
>>543927
what if it's a lightsaber
No.543934
>>543926
The Assembly Cut of Alien 3 is better than Aliens.
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>>543933
only if it makes the sound
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>>543916
You will just have to take my world for it cause i'm not getting up to put my jeans and taking pictures of my ass
>not having them already
i know, i know
No.543941
>>543927
It's actually dumber than tentabulges, to me.
Tentabulges were technically something novel, a prehensile dick.
They just give him a straight up dick
No.543942
>>543930
you know what would be fun
if you got hit by a car
No.543943
>gay people
lol they always do stupid shit
No.543944
Jaleel highly smirks at your pornographic shenanigans.
No.543945
No.543946
I think the turning point in your life is when you discover human beings and their relationships with each other are an infinite pool of intriguing rules and developments and habits and interactions than what is outside of human beings.
Once you make the jump to realize the science of what makes a human being a human being and how it relates to art and music and fashion and power is when you make the jump into knowing how to get what you want.
No.543947
>>543944
damn, urkel's eyes got fuckin baggy.
No.543949
>>543947
He's high as fuck.
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No.543951
I never liked tentabulges when I fapped to homestuck stuff... but it made more sense than dicks and vaginas on trolls.
Why cant they just make Sans and papyrus not have sexuals?
No.543952
>>543942
I'm the car I get hit by tbh.
No.543953
>>543951
you ask the impossible
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>>543951
Papyrus is canonically too naive to know anything about sex and Sans is canonically too lazy to ever do anything about a relationship.
No.543956
That's a lot of blue dicks.
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No.543958
what do you even do with a psychology degree? use it to roll joints?
No.543959
>>543957
dicks do not have large enough openings to release enough fluid in enough time that would be practical for pailing. they need nooks
that's my 2c
No.543960
tentabulges make sense to me because the idea of something twisting and turning in you and probing you while thrusting inside in a feminine subtext/context is a lot hotter than just some dumb static dick.
like that would feel soooooo good.
I don't know, I think there's something naturally erotic about the movement of things like tentacles and snakes. Things that have a natural sort of erotic fluidity to them that we jump to when considering what to make something erotic that's not human and yet not animal
We've used snakes in that context, whether it be their relationship with the penis or something else or both, for thousands of years.
No.543961
You use it to break down internet people and then eat their sadness.
No.543962
>>543958
psychology, one would presume
No.543963
>>543958
use it to make money and help people who are confused and burning out fast.
No.543965
>>543961
silly phantos, paper never broke anything.
No.543966
>>543960
go fuck an octopus
No.543968
>>543958
you piss your friends starting every conversation with "your problem is that..."
No.543970
>wes doesn't post anymore
Literally what is the point of hsg now
No.543971
>>543963
>help people who are confused and burning out fast.
more like use it to burn their money in your shylock furnaces LMAO!!! kekkie. jaja...
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>>543970
what are you talking about he was posting yesterday
No.543975
>>543970
nothing. hurry, if you leave now i think you can still catch up to him.
No.543976
>>543970
what was the point when he was here?
No.543977
>>543971
yep that's what I plan on doing.
No.543978
>>543970
yeah
now go after him and leave us alone
No.543979
>>543970
nothing has changed except less peridot
No.543980
>>543977
i know. don't act like that isn't your intention
that and psychoanalyzing hsg ROFLMAO
No.543981
we should be posting peridot more now that wes is gone tbh
No.543982
>>543959
Trolls genders are non sexual. This would require the trolls to be hermaphrodites, or all sexual males(the female would be the mother grub).
So there would be 2 options. They both have some form of penis(tentabuldge) or theyre futas. the Tentabulge covers both of those possibilities.
No.543984
>>543970
I convinced him to leave >:)
No.543985
Wes is better off on steam, happily playing games, and you all know it.
No.543986
No.543987
>>543983
we're you constantly trying to hit on him?
You messaged him alot. and bought him undertale.
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No.543990
>>543987
you're the most clueless person in this thread
No.543991
>>543989
why dont you ask him
No.543992
>>543982
i go with the popular theory that they all have bulges and nooks and bulges are essentially just long twisty clits
No.543993
>>543991
you're right here
No.543994
>>543987
phantos buys everyone undertale that doesnt mean anything
No.543995
>>543987
Why would I go out for boy milk when I literally live with my husband and we do it whenever I want?
I wasn't hitting on wes but I was being nice to him and gifted him something called Undertale. I do it constantly.
No.543996
>>543993
*fades way*
>>543987
not everyone is player like you khan
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>>543982
They could have differences between males and females, since all their reproduction seemingly is is just dumping spunk in bucket. You can do that with any junk.
No.544004
>>543998
still think this sounds pedoy
No.544005
DAE wonder how Hussie's little troll people literally cum buckets?
No.544006
all girls refer to dudes as boys or dudes or horrible clueless automatons but mostly boys
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No.544008
We use "guys" where I live.
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>>544006
because you're infantalized
No.544011
>>544004
私は気にしない。
鐙に足を入れて、ミルクバケツの上に曲げます。
No.544012
I hope Andrew does something for Saint Andrew's day.
No.544013
>>544010
is that why you say girls
No.544014
>>544011
i'll kill you someday
No.544015
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No.544017
give daddy all your boy milk...
No.544018
>>544013
i told you i say females
No.544019
>>544011
there he goes
he posted it again
No.544020
>>544014
馬のコックは、最初にあなたを殺すでしょう。
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No.544024
i feel like boys and guys are like different
like, guys have facial hair -- boys don't
No.544026
No.544027
>>544024
eh
zayn has facial hair but calling zayn a guy doesn't seem like it fits.
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>>544027
zayn is a hot guy what are you talking about
No.544033
Oh sorry I thought we were going for a nude tayne situation.
No.544034
No.544036
Whoa there super ami universe, don't spoil your fucking appetite.
No.544038
I like men
Men are very pretty
Some men smell good and have interesting things to say
No.544039
>>544035
>people fap to this
No.544040
diglett dig diglett dig
trio trio trio
No.544041
>>544038
this is the single most disgusting thing I've seen all year
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>>544041
didn't take any mirror selfies this year??
No.544044
>>544041
excluding mirrors, right?
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>>544038
>people fap to this
No.544052
>>544038
imagine sticking your tongue into this furry belly button
x(
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>>544052
*Instinctively checked belly button.*
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No.544057
tbh?
look better than all the boys here combined.
No.544059
>>544038
agree with the sentiment but terrible picture
No.544061
remember when vfan was banned
No.544062
that diddly feelerino when your soil is too cold for anthrax cultures
No.544063
i chickened out of that trans thing
haha whoops!
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>>544061
we need more mods
like me
No.544066
Did you guys miss pocky day?
No.544067
i soiled myself in public today
it was good
No.544068
>>544064
absolute power corrupts absolutely
No.544069
what the fuck is wrong with het people
No.544071
Het people like, just want some sort of fairy tale life I bet.
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>>544070
paint your fucking walls
No.544073
>>544069
you tell me cock slave
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>>544063
There's nothing to feel bad over.
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>>544073
ok
ahem
What is wrong with het people.
No.544079
a vfan cleverbot so people can still talk to her when shes asleep
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>>544080
wanna rub my poop?
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No.544086
wear protection so you dont become vulnerable to The Clap
No.544087
>>544076
when are you going to run out of ips
No.544088
when is this not going to be adorable?
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>>544087
I haven't been banned for a long time now.
No.544092
probably soon, she's getting more desperate
No.544093
>>544087
never if no one bans her
No.544095
To lose even one voice in our song would make HSG a shittier place. At least she's trying.
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No.544097
Men are so beautiful. I hope sometime I find one to worship like a glorious hairy god
No.544098
>>544096
she bribed grant with free blowjobs for a year
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>>544095
what the fuck do you know
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>>544096
sound like he was sick or something
No.544102
grant 'i let people push me around on online imageboards' moronson
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>>544095
if you stopped posting hsg would objectively improve
fuck off
No.544104
>>544092
I have to be banned to run out of IPs lol
>>544094
if you don't like it you can always leave lol
No.544105
>>544097
I concur, fellow heterosexual
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>>544095
good post
>>544097
i'm gonna post a lady to offset your dudeposting
No.544109
they have no style
they have no grace
these hets should be slapped in the face
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was the website fixed or did we forget about the new thread
No.544113
egghead likes neanderthals
No.544114
hi where are the horse penis
No.544115
Boys are gross, throw rocks at them.
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No.544119
lesbians are women you can't fuck and women are only good for fucking so what's the point of them
No.544120
Can you faggots stop advertising your board.
No.544121
>>544106
it makes no difference, phantos is like one of those bots that try and pass the turing test by repeating phrases that've been said to it
only phantos posts regardless of anyone replying
No.544123
The Lord of Shit and Piss commands you
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>>544105
I have a hard time finding good pictures of hot men because they'll have decent bods but 2/10 faces or -25/10 hair. Here is an example of a qt. Smiles are very important
No.544128
>>544107
That waifu is bad, here is a better one
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>>544120
We aren't. Who the hell is posting it?
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>>544119
men aren't even good for fucking and their body aestheteque is ugly so what's the point of them?
anyways you're a virginal loser lol
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No.544137
>tfw no alternian bf to give you the d hard enough that you ahegao
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new threeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaddddddd when
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>>544137
I don't know that feel, bro. :)
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>>544135
all of your heroes are men
women just exist to be fucked though so you can only think about that
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>>544132
Literally shit tastes brown is delicious
No.544203
who can resist my cock fucking?