No.544479
they come to snuff the rooster...
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First for slightly high on pain meds
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No.544485
If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
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>>544485
the flesh of hsg posters >:)
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>>544487
the proper terminology is "abdomen" actually
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>>544485
Basically what Alamo Drafthouse serves
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>>544485
....popcron and slushies....
what kind of question is this.....
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>>544485
for you le my le hands are le dirty
No.544495
>pbs using 3d models instead of historical reenactments
It's like Ken Burns mashed with runescape
No.544496
in my movie theater, we will only play memes
No.544497
I'd serve tendies and pizz tbh
No.544498
in my meme theater, we'll only play historical footage of racial oppression overlaid by taylor swift's vocals
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No.544500
I think I'm watching a collection of cutscenes from assassins Creed starring Champlain and not a real documentary
No.544501
hsg what's the largest hoagie roll you've ever seen?
and by "hoagie roll" I mean penis
No.544502
>>544485
normal movie food with semen added wherever possible as flavoring
popcorn with semen butter
hot dogs cooked in semen grease
milkshakes with whipped semen mixed in
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>>544501
i've never seen a penis
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>>544501
I've said it before but my ex was 8 inches.
No.544505
this guy on skype who im stalking is 6'' soft
has testicles like little cueballs tbh
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>>544494
you'd serve toothpicks and hotheads?
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>>544505
Sounds uncomfortable
No.544510
An Italian chef tossing a pizza dough in the air, except it's not pizza dough but my enormous nutsuck and it's not a chef it'syour mother
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No.544512
my left testicle is a walnut... on the right, an almond
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>>544509
apparently it is
they like, take up way too much space in pants and have to discharge 2-3 times daily or else the whole area starts to get sore
No.544514
>>544510
my mom is not italian
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>>544513
sounds like breast feeding
No.544517
>>544516
well they're both glands so
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>>544513
are you who i think you are
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>>544518
...who do you think I am
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>>544519
uh hmm
let's put it this way
what do you know about american pharoah
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>>544523
nothing
I am a haitian communist from the upstate new york area
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>>544520
>>544515
Thunder type. 80 bp. 30% chance to paralyze.
No.544528
>>544524
why is dog waking in the road
thats dangerous
come back to the sidewalk, dog
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>>544514
when I said it'snot a chef it was implied it that its not an Italian person either.
Like what if I pointed to a red car and said "look at that black person" and you saw it and said "uuuuh hang on that car isnt even black" yeah no shit idiiot the bigger thing to notice is it's also not a person
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>>544530
>its also not a person
neither are negroes LOL
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being able to see how many times people have viewed your tweets is making me wonder now
i have 49 followers wtfwtf
No.544537
I must complete my original programming.
I must yell at black people on the internet.
Everything except the mission is irrelevant.
Yell. Yell. Yell.
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why is tumblr recommending dead eyed amateur pornstars to me
No.544542
>>544538
>glasses
>piercing
>everything else
5\10
No.544543
the best part about most vore porn is that the actress isn't forced to do anything that's actually sexual
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>>544541
why are you using tumblr
No.544545
>>544538
>two lighters on the lamp table
they're either smokers or druggies
and both are absolutely disgusting
No.544546
>>544541
its based on browser history
No.544547
i'm so hungry i don't even want to eat anything
what does that mean
No.544548
>>544547
it means you should eat lead
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>>544545
you're acting like nicotine isn't a drug
guess what
caffiene and alcohol are too. some would argue that sugar in certain quantities is paramount to a drug
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>>544545
they might just have lots of candles
No.544552
im out of energy from cumming so much today
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>>544551
>using lighters to light candles
thats even worse
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>>544550
I'm going to be an asshole and correct you
it's tantamount not paramount
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>>544552
that isn't being a very good catholic... jésus is watching you...
No.544556
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>>544552
you should try to cum less
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>>544554
fuck
thanks, i'll remember that
No.544558
how can i cure my sugar addiction
No.544559
>>544555
Jesus's voyeurism fetish
No.544560
>>544558
Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus.
No.544562
>>544550
>drinking alcohol
if we're going to say regular doses of caffeine and sugar are drugs, why don't we just say everything is a drug? water is a drug, calcium is a drug, peanut butter is a drug!
also, smoking is gross, whether that be cigarettes, pot, or crack
No.544563
one of these days i'm going to fuck my dad's girlfriend.
No.544564
>>544562
what about vaping
No.544565
>>544563
Cuck your epic father!
No.544566
>>544563
how could you cuck your own dad...
No.544567
>>544564
>inhaling the electric jew
No.544568
Alcohol isn't that great
It's not very tasty
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>>544566
>not cucking everything you can
smh tbh family
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>>544564
The Most Disgusting© of All Time©
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>>544568
what kind of shit are you drinking?
No.544572
>>544562
you don't know what the definition of a drug is, sherbet-brain
No.544573
"in this world, it's cuck or be cucked" flowery the flower, under the tale 2015
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>>544562
>calcium is a drug
calcium is a drug you fucking subhuman. in a different regard, but still
are you arguing caffiene isn't a drug? you are literally, objectively wrong
smoking is kind of gross, but so is sex. anyway, you know what's less gross than smoking? vaping
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>>544571
Ethanol is literally a poison
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>>544573
Wouldn't that be more appropriate for Sans?
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>>544558
it's impossible i've tried
lol no i haven't candy 4 lyfe
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>>544573
turn that into a nmh reference or get out
No.544580
>>544573
it's a cucky cuck word out there
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No.544582
GLOBAL CUMMIE BANK JUST GOT ROBBED
The perpetrator was a redheaded ambiguously gendered person in a green coat. Please contact your local authorities if you have any information on this person.
No.544583
>>544568
it's not about the taste, usually, eggbrains
>>544562
>saying pot
are ya somebody's dad
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>>544583
yeah be cool like dot drink booze
No.544585
>>544584
follow this anons advice
bottoms up bitches
No.544586
Should I order a pizza delivered like a huge lazy piece of shit?
No.544587
Is it cucking if my girlfriend denies me sex and then masturbates in front of a mirror while I watch?
No.544588
>hsg is full of straight edges
what happened?
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>>544587
you're being cucked by the mirror, the worst kind of cuck, mirror cuck
No.544591
>>544587
No you're just a little bitch
>>544588
memes are our drug
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>>544589
it sounds like most people who grew up left
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>>544589
we're still here so i find that hard to believe
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>>544562
if alters the chemistry of brain to a state it constantly needs its pretty much a drug
i get major headaches if i dont drink coffee for two days
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>>544594
>i get major headaches
maybe you're just a little bitch
just like people who get addicted to alcohol
No.544597
Caffine is a drug
Sugar is not and sugar highs actually aren't real
No.544598
drinking tea right now
who else /caffeinated/ here >B)
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>>544572
fam, you're missing the gist of the statement
you're really reaching in comparing sugar and coffee to psychoactive substances like marijuana and incredibly addictive substances like nicotene
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>>544556
why two rose
why nigger lips
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>>544562
>calcium is a drug
calcium is a drug you fucking subhuman. in a different regard, but still
are you arguing caffiene isn't a drug? you are literally, objectively wrong
smoking is kind of gross, but so is sex. anyway, you know what's less gross than smoking? vaping
No.544603
>>544598
god you can't even do the meme right either
pls go
No.544604
I /caffeinated/ here
Dr. pepper ftw.
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>>544599
oops this was actually meant for sponge
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>>544601
two rose! lmao two rose!!
No.544607
>>544601
is think vriska is possessing the rose body as the rose spirit watches dissaprovingly
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>>544602
Calcium is an alkaline earth metal element
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>>544603
do I look like a nerd that gets anal about memage?
fuck no I don't. B)
No.544611
I will never understand the crossie mentality.
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>>544609
not really, it's a vessel to reach higher planes of existance
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>>544609
so is cocaine and opium, are those drugs?
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>>544596
no its my brain responde to the lack of the stimulus he is used to
withdraws
i just not going to mug for coffee
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>>544608
oh my god no fucking shit
see >>544609
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>>544571
It's poison, it tastes like poison, it feels like poison.
And people are pussies I guess cuz I can drink whiskey like nobody's business but it still tastes like crap
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>>544595
I should do a better version, I hadn't even read hs when I did that
No.544622
any good pics of hs girls getting bred by black bulls?
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>>544603
and besides, i was asking who *else* was doing something after stating what i was doing. when "when /xx/ here" is usually an opening statement. it sounded better my way. nerd.
No.544624
>>544620
yes, but ketchup isn't
No.544625
Tea is for real niggas...
No.544626
Tavros cucking each and every male HS character for revenge
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>>544622
just go find ur mom's yearbook lol
No.544628
two (you) for the price of one...
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>>544607
that makes too much sense
No.544631
What effects do cummies have?
I dont wanna get addicted to cummies and have to go through rehab
No.544632
sometimes i forget a substantial amount of hsg doesn't know shit
on that epic neet life i suppose...
No.544633
alcohol is good because it helps you die faster but doesn't steer people away as much as smoking
No.544634
i was addicted to the epic smell of her epic butthole
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>>544634
I think you'll find that a lot of dot's posts smell like that
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poop particles are a drug
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>>544635
her's didn't smell like shit...
it smelled like love...
No.544640
it's a dog cuck dog world
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No.544642
shitposting is the only good drug
No.544644
Drinking is a good thing to do, you shouldn't avoid it unless its for medical reasons.
No.544645
We humans have used alcohol to enjoy each other's company for millennia, and when used responsibly it have great benefits to society. Blessed be those who shepard our drinks to us
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No.544647
Can You Quack
Can You Quack Like A Duck When You Suck
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>>544645
>>544644
I guess we should go back to bloodletting then
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>>544644
horseshit
you could say the same thing about smoking weed which wouldn't necessarily be true, even though it's much better for you. weed is practically harmless if you vape it, even
>>544645
we used to shit in pots we kept under our beds, should we bring that back too you goofy nigger
No.544651
this owns
if only there were more FM arranges than FC ones
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>>544645
>we humans have used alcohol to replace social skills and self esteem for millennia
Ftfy
No.544653
Can You Quack Like A Duck When You Suck And Youre A Cuck
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>>544645
we used it for millenia because it killed bacteria in water and because it was the best we could come up with with the technology
that's like saying pooping in the forest is good because it's served us well for millenia
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>>544655
> pooping in the forest is good because it's served us well for millenia
india still does it for a reason you know
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>>544649
bloodletting is a primitive practice and we have improved methods of modern medicine since then, like antibiotics.
What new invention do you have for letting us get hammered besides ethanol? Nothing? Yeah that's right yougot nothing, so sit down and shut up like a good little bitch who contributes nothing to us
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>>544655
pooping in the forest is good though
No.544659
wearing no pants served us well for millennia, we should bring it back
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>>544659
this but unironically
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>>544657
Getting hammered is bad
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>>544656
we don't talk about india
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>>544655
This. It was often the safest way to keep hydrated and treat pain. Their water could have deadly parasites or bacteria so wine was the equivalent of drinking water
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>>544661
getting literally hammered is bad
getting drunk is ok
No.544666
bring back cocaine in medicine
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>>544655
We no longer read by firelight, does that mean we have to stop using anything involving fire?
Just because oneof alcohol's benefits (cleaning water) is no longer needed that doesn't mean all the other ones are no longer needed as well.
OWNED BITCH.
YOU CANT ARGUE WITH THAT LOGIC SO GO KILL YOURSELF
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>>544656
india still does it and they have a low standard of living and life expectancy
>>544658
poop in the forest once for the experience
poop in it twice and get it out of your system
poop three times, and you're a neanderthal
No.544669
bring back leeches in medicine
No.544670
Alcohol is still used in hospitals for sterilization.
No.544671
i guess we should stop drinking cow milk too since we now know it's ba for human beings too
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>>544668
poop in it on a regular basis and you're a lucky dog who works in the woods
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>>544670
fucking degenerates...
No.544674
bring back circumcision
oh wait
No.544675
DESIGNATED
DRINKING
STREETS
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>>544671
lol if ur drinking milk and not under the age of 10
No.544677
BSB exhibiting one of the major signs of addiction: insisting that everyone to support his idea of the safety and health of drug abuse
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>>544672
any other bad opinions you want to share with us dot
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>>544671
It's not if you pasteurize it?
>>544673
That's actually the only proper use for it
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>>544676
i'm drinking your mommy's milk ;)
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>>544678
what bad opinion did i just express
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>>544676
how do you eat reese's puffs without milk??
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>>544678
bad opinions and sucking vfans dick
it's like she's me
No.544684
stop drinking milk
eat cheese instead
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>>544677
>egghead being a prude whiny bitch
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>>544683
she's the new and improved female you
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>>544684
eat dick cheese instead
lol faggot
No.544689
*starts knocking the cups out of everyone's hands while loudly explaining that they should all be drinking purified water*
*is lifted onto crowd's shoulders and hailed a hero*
*given medal*
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>>544686
I can drink I'm just not an idiot so I don't
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>>544682
you pour some whiskey on them
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>>544687
>improved
>female
>she
>the
>>544686
fuck off
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>>544689
*copys u as roll model*
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>>544692
this guy's got it
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>>544667
>implying
i'm not saying we do away with alcohol, or we'd lose out on things like hand sanitizer
but if you want to get fucked up, maybe you should do something that won't eat away at your liver and kidneys and brain
btw the right answer is to not get fucked up in the first place, people who do that are sad
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>>544681
>>544681
>>544681
answer this
are you implying you would not be lucky to work outdoors?
No.544700
is bsb an alcoholic
that would make sense
you can't get physically addicted to weed
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>>544689
*guns down the normcores*
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>>544689
Does this nigger think we actually want normie approval
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>>544689
if the people in this picture are the people you aspire to be, i'm sorry for whatever went wrong in your life
No.544706
the normies should be rounded up, harvested for mouthpics, and disposed of
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>>544703
>drinking and doing drugs are now normie things
sure
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>>544699
why do you like shitting on the forest like a savage
No.544709
Does anyone aside from hipsters and vegans shitpost about not drinking milk
No.544710
And are you implying I'm going to prevent people in exercising their right to ruin their own bodies?
How else would I sneer down on them?
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>>544672
poop in it on a regular basis and at some point a tick will bite your anal sphincter
you might get lyme disease, it's dangerous
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>>544707
Social drinking, yeah
Non social drinking is called alcoholism sweetie
No.544713
>>544709
fuccboiis, since they need to drink a lot of soy milk
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>>544707
are you trying to ruse me
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>>544707
>implying they weren't always normie things
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>>544712
does having a beer when i get home after work makes me an alcoholic?
No.544718
>the only thing that separates abnormies from normies are the first ones being degenarates pieces of shit with no social skills
WEW
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>>544716
>le fat skelington man
fuck off
No.544720
>>544701
>>544703
>>544705
holy shit did you people not get invited to any parties in high school or something? I wasn't exactly Chad Thundercock back then but at least I hung out with people at parties and didn't reeeeeeeeee reeeeee reeeeeeee all the way home
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>>544708
squatting makes it quicker. it's a peaceful environment if it's not buggy.
idk i guess it's pretty average but "shitting in the woods" stories are something forestry people bond over so I felt the need to defend it
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>>544720
You look pretty normie. I think I was invited to parties but the only "party" I ever went to was the senior dance or whatever it's called.
prom, that's it right
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>>544723
>the senior dance or whatever it's called.
>prom, that's it right
hahahaha what the fuck
No.544725
>>544720
>holy shit did you people not get invited to any parties in high school or something
Where le fucky do you think you are?
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>>544720
go home chad, go home
No.544727
do none of you have beers with your family at get togethers
No.544728
is it wrong to have high expectations of people?
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>>544727
>with your family
>at get togethers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>544724
I couldn't think of it for like 10 seconds.
It is prom right. I went to something.
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>>544727
beer is icky gross xC
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beer? might as well just drink my piss lol
No.544736
Where ca n I actually buy absinth in the us
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No.544738
I get drunk with my family
but I'll never smoke weed with my family, I'll never cross that line
No.544739
remember the time thatguy said wedon't needalcohol anymore since it used to be used to clean drinking water, and I said that that would be like saying we don't need fire anymore because we have LED lights to read by?
What you had just witnessed was me destroying an argument. I fucking gave his retarded logic the Stone Cold Stunner because that's what I do best. I destroy faggot arguments and they have nothing left to do but whimper and resort to ad hominems like calling me a bigot rofl
BROKENSPACEBAR WINS AGAIN
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>>544736
don't the french like it? the snobby crepe place in town here has an absinthe night every once in a while
No.544741
My family drinks a fair amount but the only time they've offered me alcohol is on new years and 4th of july.
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>>544737
might as well ask for some pop, junior
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>>544739
i tought john cena was straight edge
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>>544739
Fire provides heat
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>>544739
you didn't win that argument because i kicked your ass
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>>544720
Lol I'm not even gonna comment
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>>544736
just go to walmart and pick up a bottle of ethyl alcohol and add some green food coloring to it
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>>544748
you just did you vapid unaware husk of human
No.544753
family sucks and i cant wait for the whole "you need to love them" thing to die'
No.544754
alcohol provides eternal rest
No.544755
I respect teetotalers for like medical or religious reasons. But if you're not on medication or mormon or anything like that and you just turn your nose up at alcohol because you think it makes you above everyone else you're no better than a tofu-chugging vegetarian
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>>544748
not replying xDDD
No.544760
doesn't some absinthe have wormwood in it? that's what makes it a hallucinogen or something. idk
No.544764
>>544752
Is this reply meant to be ironic
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>>544738
I'll smoke the dank ganja with my family, but cocaine? THAT'S where I draw the line.
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>>544755
Meat is food
Food goes in ya bod
Alcohol is not food
Not food does not go in ya bod
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>>544755
all of my this
snoobs the lot of you
that's snooty and snob put together btw
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>>544771
*turns up nose at u*
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>>543959
no, that's why they have canonical horse penises
No.544779
>>544771
is this a joke? all you ever do is act like you're so above everyone
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>>544755
i turn up my nose at alcohol
and i think i'm above most of you
and i'm a vegetarian
what do you say to that???
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>>544782
I said "Fuck off"
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>>544767
WHADDA YOU MEAN BOOZE AIN'T FOOD??
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>>544789
*fucks on, just to spite you*
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>>544779
I do mean most of what I say but I act over the top about it because it's funny to me
has homestuck taught you nothing about irony and it's many layers
No.544826
>>544751
>ethyl alcohol
Lol no
No.544833
>>544778
what is the evolutionary reason for a dick that big
No.544838
>>544833
no evolution, just your mom selective breeding
No.544856
>>544833
to satisfy lalondes
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>>544856
>redhead lalondes
KILL
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>>544856
this is the shittiest porn I've ever seen
get the fuck out of here
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>>544875
well it is crablouse
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No.544898
what kind of disgusting pornography should I buy hsg
No.544910
>>544898
whatever chaz is offering