No.545614
No.545615
first for this girl's sweaty butthole that is going to be in my mouth
No.545617
No.545619
i'm going to impregnate melon
No.545620
Who or what, if I dare even ask, is melon?
No.545621
you think vfan will still be shitposting here when she grows out of her lesbo phase and settles down with her husband?
No.545622
No.545625
>>545620
vfans new asian waifu
No.545626
No.545627
>>545624
i'll force her to be with me
No.545629
>>545626
Can tulpa be cute?
No.545630
>>545624
keep on believing that >:)
No.545631
No.545633
>>545628
o-oh I knew you cared
No.545635
>>545632
i'm closer than you think
No.545637
I don't doubt your pussy gathering abilities, vFan, but it's rude to lock people away.
No.545639
>>545638
They just want your CO2.
No.545640
imagine if vfan had an ass
No.545642
No.545643
VFan looks really good, I dunno what the fuck you and literally everyone else is going on about.
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No.545646
>>545641
i did until sponge came along
No.545647
>>545636
>irredeemable
fuck
No.545649
It's nights like these, I wonder why people like VFan won't find any peace.
No.545650
>>545646
can you keep the salt in your pockets for five fucking posts
No.545651
>>545646
what does this even le mean
No.545652
No.545654
>>545651
its a delusional "cuck" lamenting the one that "got away"
No.545655
No.545656
vfan is in love with grant in my headcanon
No.545658
>>545653
we had something until he stole you
No.545659
No.545660
>>545656
that's just plain canon
No.545661
>>545659
Melon is VFan's new girlfriend or some such.
No.545662
No.545663
>>545636
>vore is just weird
fuck this chart
No.545664
>>545655
what about the cup
No.545666
No.545667
Please don't compare bodies when you both look good.
No.545668
>scared being sick has ruined my gains
>get my weight and bmi done by a machine at the grocery store
>it says I'm 97lb and have 13% body fat
JESUS FUCK
No.545670
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>>545654
it's funny because i've been doing the same thing for the last two months even though she technically hasn't gotten away
No.545674
>>545669
how short
balding short?
No.545675
>>545669
i hope she gets into a car crash and dies horribly
No.545676
>>545636
just weird
>foot in normalfag
never ever
No.545677
>>545675
Whoaaaaa fuck you
No.545678
what the fuck is casting potgoddess
No.545679
>>545676
they control hollywood
No.545681
>>545677
stubbed your feefees :((
No.545682
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>>545675
this but me and i get to posess qts as an epic goast...
No.545686
>>545681
It's just a bad way for anyone to die.
No.545688
No.545689
 | Rolled 2 (1d20) |
Breakin' out the dice!
No.545690
CALL ME THE SLOPQUEEN...
KNOCK MY BLOCK OFF AND I'LL SLOB ON YOUR KNOB...
No.545691
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Yeah that's what I hoped, I'm going to sleep.
No.545692
i hope melon dies peacefully in her sleep next tuesday
No.545693
>>545646
you got cucked by wesley fam
wesley
No.545694
I will not be satisfied until i have at least 1 gun and 1 bird
No.545695
>the unachievable perfect ass
I'm going to be disgusting and poor for all eternity with nothing to my name but DSL ;_;
No.545696
>>545636
>Dragon dildos in the same tier as cancer, tounge removal and decapitation
No.545697
No.545698
i just noticed the die is one of the weird ten sided ones
that's like the worst die wtf
No.545700
>>545695
is yours at least bigger than vfans
No.545701
>>545695
i want to become one with that ass
No.545702
>>545700
Every person on here have a bigger ass than her
No.545703
sako gets off to the idea of getting shot by a glock-wielding parakeet
No.545704
>>545700
I haven't seen it, that side picture with her leg up doesn't give you an accurate view.
No.545705
>>545636
i got degenerate
:(
No.545706
sponge gets off to the idea of getting vored by a goofball
No.545707
No.545709
>>545707
unfortunately
i miss old chris
No.545710
No.545711
No.545712
>>545706
close
the girl i met at the fair who refuses to text me back seemed a little slow
i still think of how i got to watch her eat pizza, sometimes...
No.545713
No.545716
>>545703
ideally both the parakeet and the pistol are each wearing a skimpy lace negligee
No.545718
No.545719
>>545708
Don't date the moon
No.545721
No.545722
i-is this how it works...
No.545723
>>545720
Signed, the person who sent nudes to fucking Wesley
No.545724
>>545715
I wanted to post this earlier but I forgot
No.545725
>>545720
clearly she does, but... you don't? she has her own opinions, how could THAT be? ridiculous, is it not.
No.545726
>>545722
nigga just give up
this is worse than pls respond
No.545727
>>545722
sponge why do you show us these things
No.545728
>>545720
girls never shut up about ass
No.545730
>>545720
I just want to be the best I can be
And also to have nothing for anyone to justifiably complain about
No.545732
>>545729
And had a mental breakdown over it
No.545733
>>545729
you can't even help yourself
No.545734
No.545736
>>545722
im pretty sure i saw this before on tumblr from one of those "thirsty white boy texts" blogs
No.545740
>>545722
send her another one, dont give up
No.545741
I'm going to vore melon...
No.545742
>>545735
You see, usually when somebody says things like "Who gives a fuck about what men thinks" don't tend to have mental breakdowns over what men think
No.545743
I am babysitting a cat. I heard a cat outside and I called the number on the collar, they're out of town and they're getting one of their friends to come pick it up.
No.545744
>>545740
okay. it's 1 am but okay i'm doing it
No.545746
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No.545748
>>545743
hey. youre good people, anon.
No.545749
I'm going to be racist to melon
Ching chong, melon. Me raiku anime!
No.545750
No.545751
No.545752
sponge as an old lad still texting crying emoticons to Alli
No.545753
No.545754
>>545742
holy shit 'capped
you just blew her the fuck out
going to use this for future reference :^)
No.545755
>>545749
jajajajajajajajaja
No.545756
No.545758
>>545754
Glad I could help
No.545760
No.545761
>>545757
did the men make you send it
No.545762
egghead is more attractive than vfan by virtue of not being dangerously mentally ill
No.545764
>>545757
Fam, you cared enough about Wesley to send nudes to him in the first place
No.545765
>>545752
>little did sponge know, alli died in a car accident while reading one of his old texts
No.545766
>>545762
I have news for you sponge...
No.545768
You guys make me want to throw up.
No.545769
>>545757
>Wesley is evil and violating my privacy I want to stick his balls on a stick!
>said someone who is reposting my picture and trying to make me feel bad about a physical feature that is a part of my freaking namesake
No.545770
Vfan is a solid 6/10 and still rants about how she's hotter than Egghead and Chaz
No.545772
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No.545778
>>545771
Pretty sure it is since any person with more than two functional brain cells wouldn't cave into what a literal autistic manchild begs them to do
No.545779
>>545763
Are you like fifty? Who makes pinhead references
No.545780
the next thread will be a nice thread
No.545781
where everyone is nice 2 eachother
No.545782
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No.545785
>>545780
i don't believe you
No.545786
No.545787
>>545766
really though who do you think is more dangerous
i don't even think i'd be comfortable sleeping any where near vfan
(also she might have to take the mattress LMAO)
No.545789
No.545790
>>545776
>Debatable
>>340138
No.545791
girls i wanna kiss and stare at
chaz
egghead
angel
girls that are uggo
vfan
No.545792
>>545787
no I completely agree with you on that regard
but Egghead is no shining example of mental health either
she's miles ahead of vfan though of course
No.545793
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No.545794
>>545784
Yes, that's what that word means
No.545795
>>545791
girls i wanna stare at kissing through the keyhole:
those
No.545797
No.545798
>double dick hyper breast and genital expansion lactating ghost voring vriska
No.545799
>>545791
totally not creepy.......
No.545800
>>545796
Good thing the world doesn't revolve around you then
No.545802
>>545796
>out of my league isn't my type
No.545804
>>545790
she's looking pretty good there I gotta admit
No.545805
the friends showed up and got the cat
No.545807
No.545808
it had a very floofy tail
No.545809
Girls I wanna kiss and stare at
This girl, what Vfan would look like if she actually put some effort into it
No.545812
chaz doesn't deserve to look like that
i deserve to look like that
No.545813
>>545805
did you fart on it
No.545814
No.545815
>>545806
She's bisexual you dunce
No.545818
>>545809
so with effort she would still look bad
okay
No.545819
>>545808
clean your fucking room holy shit
No.545821
>>545809
dude kill yourself at once
No.545823
>>545816
>Cletus
>Listening to any music that isn't video game soundtracks
Uh-huh
No.545824
No.545825
do some girls think that after X amount of ear piercings that daddy will finally love them?
No.545826
>>545819
the room is actually rather clean aside from that spot
No.545827
>>545820
In that case she's still outta your league because she's not mean to people.
No.545828
>>545809
she would look vomit inducing if she put effort?
No.545829
>>545820
In that case she's still out of your league, yeah
No.545831
No.545832
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS LAD
No.545833
If he eventually stopped shitposting, I'd love BSB.
No.545836
kickstarter to remodel the moon to look like rev's face
No.545837
No.545838
>>545832
this pic makes a dank meme
No.545839
>the hsg right-wing
>bsb, cletus, roxkit
No.545840
>>545834
Vfan: serial lesbian date rapist
No.545841
>>545831
yeah he's alright
No.545842
>>545834
You also need to not be a repulsive person so that the person doesn't want to associate with you and left the image boards she frequents because of you
No.545844
>>545830
I'd take 10 brokenspacebars over you
No.545846
>HSG 2015
>Picking "sides"
>like 10 people left, total.
No.545847
i'd rather have every human on earth replaced by spacebar than to have one vfan
No.545849
I wish I could replace you all with Wesley
No.545850
>>545849
I'll second that, and he fucked me in the ass after being nice to him.
No.545852
>>545848
Literally leave her alone cunt
No.545854
No.545855
there are two sides
the skypenig crossie alliance
and truhsg
No.545857
>>545849
>>545850
do you have a crush on him or something
No.545859
>>545848
Weird that you have to change for somebody who's supposedly in your league...... almost like some people actually value personality over looks................................
No.545860
What kind of bird should I get
I wanna get a cockatiel but I don't know how badly their dust will affect my allegies
No.545861
>>545853
She does what she likes and is good at it, nothing mediocre about it
No.545862
Dylan's probably deckbuilding.
No.545863
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No.545865
>>545860
This bird *Gives you the finger*
No.545866
>>545860
You should definitely hang out with a bird before deciding because those fuckers live a long time
No.545867
No.545868
No.545870
*takes drugs*
*makes a fool of myself and pisses off a bunch of anons on a dead comic imageboard*
No.545872
No.545873
>>545870
It's entertaining.
No.545874
>>545860
get a little nigger and him pick some cotton beans a rofl roflmao
No.545875
>>545866
Oh I know
I was gonna go to a shelter up in south bend and spend some time with one
No.545876
No.545878
>>545866
you could just throw them in the garbage and say they flew away...
No.545879
No.545881
>>545867
No he doesn't want to fuck kids.
He's actually super vanilla.
No.545882
>>545869
And your hair is a natural disaster
No.545883
>>545871
Literally why keep trying to pick at things I specifically don't care about?
No.545884
Nothing matters. No one here is unattractive. No one here knows how to fuck better than anyone else.
No.545885
>>545875
I've also heard they're extremely noisy so maybe look for a quiet breed
No.545886
CAN YOU SMELL THAT
BROTHER
No.545887
>>545884
>No one here is unattractive
No.545888
No.545889
I'm only willing to fuck people who yell Death Grips lyrics during sex
No.545890
I was thinking about getting a budgie or a lovebird
I just want a bird that can sit on my shoulder and let me scritch its feathers
No.545891
reality is a hologram and i'm here to make the situation worse for everyone involved
No.545892
>>545889
I will scream TAKYON at the top of my lungs when I cum, for you.
No.545893
>>545885
Parrots are really really loud, they're like 5 year olds that never grow up
but I'm not getting a parrot I can't take care of something that big and energetic
No.545894
>>545886
smells like *fart*
No.545895
we are all playthings of the demiurge
No.545897
No.545899
can't wait for sako to dump pictures of his bird along with guns
No.545900
hsg is an endless stream of nothing but shit talking and i'm starting to not care anymore
even if it's funny its just like watching a group of people shove each other back and forth over and over and over and over and over
No.545901
>>545899
can't wait for nothing to be done about it
No.545903
Tempted to give vfan a list of my insecurities so she stops embarrassing herself with these shallow insults
No.545904
>>545898
I too go to Phil Fish for all my music critique needs
No.545905
24/7 stream of cute birds
No.545906
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No.545908
>>545900
You're not wrong, 900 get anon. You're not wrong.
No.545909
>>545903
Remember when you tried to insult me by calling me autistic for two hours, even though I and others in the chat repeatedly told you that I was actually autistic?
Then you felt bad for using it as an insult and just went to calling me retarded
No.545910
truth be told I think the birds are an improvement over guns tbh
No.545911
No.545912
>>545900
what about the memes
No.545913
I think Terezi is literally going to grow out of guns and his next obsession will be birds
No.545914
No.545916
remember when Egg was scared of Grant being in the same chat as her and then ran to Vris for help?
No.545917
>>545913
No I still like guns
No.545918
>>545623
The fact that no one commented on this positively means HSG' memes aren't worth dick. That shit is amazing.
No.545919
No.545920
>>545916
no because I'm not a skypenig
No.545921
No.545922
jets are birds and guns combined
No.545923
Skypenigs are the superior life form and you know it, anon.
No.545924
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No.545928
>>545909
Why should I feel bad for trying to make you be responsible for being a creep?
No.545930
>>545928
"so she stops embarrassing herself with these shallow insults"
No.545931
>>545916
Lol not what happened skypenig
No.545932
No.545933
i'd like to cut off egghead's feet and sell them to refugees for good luck
No.545935
Sleep tight, roxkit. You're the only meme that matters now.
No.545936
>>545934
If you care I haven't bothered to save your nudes.
No.545937
>>545930
Not seeing the point, but feel free to crusade your own creepy behavior and insist on being coddled for stalker bullshit
No.545938
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No.545939
>>545934
to be fair there is a marked difference between being in a video chat with someone who everyone thinks is a walking saint and sending a naked picture to some random guy with whom youd argued with before
No.545941
No.545942
>>545934
That was three years ago and I was in the throes of deep depression? It was dumb and I'm over it. What's your excuse?
No.545943
No.545944
>>545940
Sponge I think I had a dream where I gave you a mouth pic.
No.545946
>>545939
a video chat you dont expect to get screencapped and posted i mean
No.545947
>>545942
It was 5 months ago.
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No.545949
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No.545950
>>545939
Thank you that too!
I was upset somebody I thought was my bro would use me to attentionwhore.
No.545951
>>545950
Redwood was a douchebag.
No.545952
whatever happened to redwood
No.545953
>>545947
Lol it was not five months ago you moron, it was the summer after junior year. I finished college like a year and a half ago
No.545955
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>>545949
>Giving flat chested characters huge tits
Stop posting any time
No.545956
>>545953
I meant your freak out over it.
It was either June or July I don't remember offhand.
No.545957
No.545958
>>545954
he's doing his job
No.545959
>>545954
>Vfan accusing other people of not respecting privacy
No.545960
>>545954
i just came back im not doing it
>>545951
i had a fishy feeling the whole time about him
and everyone was dick riding him 24/7
and i was like "i dont trust this fuckin guy not one bit he feels fake"
and its still a great feeling when i see other people now be like "yeah wow how didnt i see he was a huge clown"
No.545961
HOW ABOUT THIS SLICE OF CUNT
I'LL DO IT
I'LL POUR A HOT CAPUCCINO ALL OVER MYSELF FOR THIS GIRL
BECAUSE
SHE
No.545962
>>545955
thats not that character buddy
No.545963
>>545954
If you'll notice I've never shared nudes with an internet stranger and bitched about it for months, never went around saying nasty shit to redwood to make him feel bad, and accepted that I had overreacted to something that wasn't really that important in the end since it's not necessary hsg believes I'm gorgeous instead of a pale freak.
No.545965
>>545962
Literally look at the tattoo retard
No.545966
>>545956
Dude he fucking promised to delete the picture. It wasn't about the picture. It was about the folder, and the fact that everyone immediately got on my case for thinking it was gross to keep the folder.
No.545967
No.545970
>>545966
I don't think I deleted the picture but I think I put it in some other folder. I don't actually remember.
As everyone told you no one cared about that, they just told you to stop spamming the chat and realize doing through the stages of grief on me wasn't going to do much.
No.545971
>>545965
its a whole other tattoo are you trying to ruse me
No.545972
>>545971
he's clearly retarded
No.545973
i cant wait until we have self driving cars that can KILL
and then hackers hack the cars into KILLing certain people
thatd be a good as hell sci fi movie
the near future, almost all cars are self driving
hackers hack into the cars to drive them into people to assassinate them and the main character who is a cool detective with a sick robot arm has to find them and stop them
No.545975
>>545960
it is funny though how she always calls out to you
No.545976
>>545970
Everyone was having a screaming shitfest about me having an opinion I was entitled to and formed the Ben creepiness defense force, and that's what irritated the crap out of me. Skypenigs are a bunch of lemmings who don't think for themselves, they just gang up on whoever (be it me or someone else.)
And in private, someone insisted that you had committed to delete it and I didn't care, which I said as much in the shitty chat. End of discussion.
No.545977
I like posting where vfan isnt in the name field
No.545978
>>545971
>I-it's just a coincidence that they have the same haircolor and tattoo!
No.545979
No.545980
>>545978
buddy they're not the same character
one might be a ripoff of the other one but they're not literally the same get over it
No.545981
I'm kind of nervous about life shit, would someone please post pupper
No.545982
No.545983
besides it's not even the same tattoo
No.545984
>>545976
It's absolutely incredible you still think everyone was falling over themselves to defend Ben when literally nobody was actually doing that
No.545985
No.545987
>>545984
shh terezi stop it she won't listen to anything else
No.545989
>>545960
i must say i defended redwood on 4chins because it pissed people off
No.545991
>>545984
That's what it felt like for damn sure, kind of sick of rehashing this. You're a bunch of guttersnipes in that shit chat which is why the skypenigs have a reputation for creating high school drama that's even worse than the dumb crap created within the board.
No.545992
>>545986
If I hadn't read the trip I'd think this post was written by BSB
No.545994
being an annoying cunt will make them stop!
No.545995
Vfan being such a psycho that not even Chaz wants to associate with her or even post on HSG because of her
No.545996
>>545979
>bitch fights on hsg
>i'm not participating
:/
No.545997
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>>545992
BSB would've said something about fingering me, vfan is far too much of a romantic (how did she know my weakness is my neck??....)
No.545999
it's about time for a new thread
No.546000
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>>545978
if you follow the link in the image, you'll find it's a character named "Viktoriya", not "jinx"
I WAS RIGHT
YOU WERE WRONG
No.546003
Seriously I need the pupper
No.546005
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>>545988
i am going to level with you, i am not real fond of you and since banning you doesn't take any real time or effort i will keep doing it unless grant tells me not to. you are still ban evading, after all
i'm not around a ton so i mean i guess that's something to be thankful for
No.548357