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as I was saying
High school musical,
yay or nay?
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>>546646
i'd watch it ironically
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>>546649
no, you must do it unironically
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>>546646
>yay or nay
motherfucker its "yea or nay"
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>>546652
That doesn't rhyme though
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>>546646
i'm at work, i wouldn't be able to join in for 4 hours
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>>546654
>>546653
"yea" is pronounced "yay", but spelled "yea"
its the proper way to do it, you uncultured swine
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>>546655
I'd need to download it,
how about we schedule this for another day?
how is saturday around midnight CET?
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>>546646
i do not have enough rum to watch shit like that
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>>546670
don't save and post things like this
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>>546660
that's about 17:00 freedom o'clock, and i might still be at the renaissance fair
i'm a maybe
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>>546665
>>546667
>>546668
stop stinking the place up!!!
No.546676
*fights evil by moonlight*
*wins love by daylight*
No.546677
kids are sleep please shh
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>>546676
>rhymes "light" with "light"
bold move, american sailor moon
No.546680
>>546673
are you telling me you don't want to taste and fuck frisk's tight pussy?
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>>546680
for some reason i read this as "vriska's shark pussy"
No.546685
>>546680
What are you, straight?
No.546686
>>546683
Thanks for reposting an image I just posted
No.546687
How do we get rid of the underpedos
No.546688
>>546685
>Male
I hope you get terminal cancer
No.546690
>>546688
*strokes your male groin with my man tongue*
No.546691
>>546688
>Only likes mejic's art if you can think it's a girl
look at this faggot
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>>546692
pics or didn't happen
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No.546699
why doesnt grant ban shota/loli
No.546700
>>546697
remove insulin, though that'll take like a month or so
No.546701
i want to be callisto's sidekick
No.546702
>>546699
his gf is a loli and he was a lolicon all along!
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No.546706
monday's suck
but this monday really sucks
it feels like i've been at work for 10 hours when its only been 6
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No.546708
I love seeing more and more gay people.
it's cool.
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>>546683
>>546680
>>546685
I want to stab every single one of you in the throat
No.546713
So help me god I'll go to Ben's house with a rusty knife and stab him in the asshole so he dies from anal bleeding
No.546714
/utg/ gets really miffed about anybody calling frisk a girl
which is weird, since i just can't see her as a guy
No.546715
>>546714
They're both canonically a-gender or something.
No.546716
I wanna give ben a big ol' hug
No.546717
private booths where you can go watch a girl eat a hamburger on a tv screen
No.546718
>>546715
alright well i'm sure tumblr is just creaming their panties at the idea but toby can take his pandering and shove it tbh
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No.546720
>>546718
It's funny though.
No.546722
this is pretty neat-o, and was made in the 70s too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Cybersyn
No.546723
>>546715
I thought they just have no canon gender.
No.546724
>>546721
women are better than men
No.546725
>>546720
did they take out all the wrong facts except the mettaton one specifically to trigger me
No.546726
>>546723
Yea I worded that pretty poorly. They are canonically neither gender.
No.546727
>>546725
He's not literally transgender but the metaphor is pretty heavy-handed.
No.546728
i thought the whole point of frisk was to be this blank state to project on
No.546732
>>546730
you'll shoot your eye out tbh
No.546733
>>546731
hoooo boy
the 'frisk is mute' fanon is the one that reeeeaaaally grinds my gears
No.546734
>>546733
does anything not grind your gears
No.546736
No.546738
see you would expect some guy who is muscular and large to have enormous strength, but this is subverted when it is revealed that his actual power is to turn invisible and avoid conflict. He is very passive when you would expect him to be active.
No.546739
>>546733
It's bad, canonical,and really grating, but in art it's usually sort of cute.
Just be glad you don't have the actual image, I had to heavily doctor it.
No.546741
>>546739
non-canonical, sorry
No.546742
>>546728
yeah but then you have autists like Ben playing the game and you know what happens
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No.546745
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>546728
You're pretty explicitly not supposed to do that when you beat Asriel though.
You are not Frisk and have never been Frisk. Your will is similar to Chara (or whatever you named them) but they're a distinct entity separate of you as well.
No.546750
>>546748
Jarre ten shot pinfire harmonica pistol
No.546754
>>546752
Who trans here
And not the fag kind
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No.546756
>>546754
who cletus here
you
No.546757
>gristmas anon is saltlick
who was this again
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No.546761
>>546720
>Alphys is a lesbian
doesn't she also have a crush on asgore though
No.546762
transhumanism scares me a little tbh
i for one like my squishy insides
No.546763
Alpyhs is just a thirsty pathetic nerd
No.546764
>>546761
she's just a slut
No.546765
>>546761
I think someone makes a comment about her trying to make something to impress him. I don't remember the exact quote though.
No.546766
>>546763
yeah
what a cunt
haha
ha
No.546767
for a number of reasons transhumanism is physically impossible and an idiotic pipe dream for philosophically and scientifically illiterate internet nerds
No.546768
Undyne is too good for Alphys
No.546770
>>546765
it was in the mettaton quiz battle where he asks who does she have a crush on, with asgore being a correct answer
No.546771
>>546768
this tbh
but undyne knows this
No.546772
also all of you are just as pathetic as the character of alphys from undertale.
No.546773
i wish my mic would work
le sign
No.546774
I want a robot leg though tbh
No.546775
>>546770
Aren't they all the "correct" answer in the quiz though?
No.546776
>>546772
why do you think we know how shit she is
she reminds us of ourselves
and we hate it
No.546777
fuck humanity i want to be full machine asap
No.546779
>>546775
"the human" isn't but mettaton still accepts it
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>>546777
i want out of this corporeal form and be one with mankind on the immortal digital hivemind of earth
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>>546767
what are some of the reasons?
No.546786
>>546783
i am super serious about this
imagine the music we could make
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No.546788
i want to be one with the fishes
No.546789
>>546783
sorry buddy but even if it's possible it's as far away as ripping open a fold in space time.
for a number of small insignificant details about what makes a human a human we just don't have a good answer for.
If it happens this century it is likely you will be trapped in an immortal hell of pain and suffering screaming in agony forever until the machine you are in rots.
No.546790
i want to be one with the fetishes
No.546792
vfan did you sign up for gristmas
No.546793
>>546785
Reasons that are far too complicated to fully explain here without you getting mad at me for typing a giant wall of text and how we are still ridiculously far away from fully understanding the mechanisms of the human brain and its interactions with electricity and the chemicals of the body.
No.546795
>>546792
I don't celebrate christmas and I also don't want to celebrate gristmas and christmas
No.546796
>>546789
>If it happens this century it is likely you will be trapped in an immortal hell of pain and suffering screaming in agony forever until the machine you are in rots.
there's no logical reason to assume this
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No.546798
vfan is surprisingly religious
No.546799
>>546796
There's no logical reason to assume forgetting a part of what makes a human a human while "successfully" transferring your mind to a machine wouldn't feel wrong on some level.
If it's a physical function of the human mind you left out because it was not discovered yet, yes, it would be extremely painful. For you.
No.546800
can we just appreciate how cute peridot is
No.546801
let's going in the garbage (8chan)
you find something waiting (hsg)
right there where you left it, lying upside down when you finally find it
you see how is faded
the undertale garbage can't turn it around
everything stays, right where you left it
everything stays (the same shit)
but still changes it (to worse)
ever so slightly
(shitposting) daily and nightly
in little (mouse) ways
where vfan stays
i would sing to you hsg but my mic is not working
No.546802
i should be heading off to bed due to an extremely early morning
but i'm not tired enough
and i dont really wanna
do i stay up knowing its gonna screw me over
No.546803
>>546800
can you just fuck off for good
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No.546805
A screaming joey is your only companion
No.546806
screaming failed joey tulpas
endlessly reproducing
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No.546808
a screaming joey tulpa conglomeration
No.546809
>>546805
can i silence her with dick
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No.546811
>>546793
fair enough
i don't think transhumanism is so strictly about modifying the brain though
for instance, some transhumanists take a more "analog" approach to it, like the story of the guy who inserted a magnet into his finger so he could "sense" magnetic fields
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No.546813
>>546810
What have you done
No.546814
what do you people want from wesley...
>>546801
good
No.546815
>>546810
2late i already brainwashed wes with my semen
No.546816
>>546811
you just wanna cut limbs off with the excuse that you can replace them with robotics
No.546817
>>546814
For him to stop being a pedophile and/or to stop posting
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>>546816
...is that a problem?
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>>546816
n-no
look
all i'm saying is that it would be pretty cool okay?
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No.546825
Cletus is every internet nerd stereotype rolled into one incestual hot mess and every time I see him interacting with others it disgusts me.
No.546826
*accidentally a whole joey*
No.546827
I mean seriously
>being a luddite
>in 2015
No.546828
>>546825
While you're every teenage campus communist stereotype rolled into one
No.546829
>>546825
And you're every tumblr stereotype rolled into one and every time I see you try to act all high and mighty and smug and superior it amuses me.
No.546830
>>546811
I'm talking about mind upload.
That's pretty impossible at the moment and in the near historical future.
Near historical meaning anywhere from one century to seven, and I think it's more reasonable to expect society as we know it to collapse in that frame of time than see mind upload technology actually succeeding and not just uploading a parody of yourself that isn't really you.
No.546832
i'm half tumbls half pepperoni
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>>546828
>>546829
Better red than dead tbh
No.546834
>>546830
Nobody is talking about mind upload
Just transplant your brain into a synth-bod
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>>546834
that's still highly dangerous.
The mind and body aren't two seperate dualistic entities.
The mind relies on the body to thrive and survive in extremely intricate and convuluted ways.
You'd have to create a very realistic chemical and organic vessel to simulate that, and at that point you're just recreating the human body which would be complicated as fuck.
You'd have to rely on a way to get nutrients into the body without eating them, as eating it would have to make modifications to the digestive system in which this synthetic form is reliant upon, which would just be another bio engineering dilemma.
I mean, this would be far much more work than just snapping off a brain or a head and slapping it on a robot, that's not how it works.
No.546842
I want to replace my shitty diseased lungs with powerful robot ones that let me breathe water and air
No.546843
>>546835
ok
good thing you're not vfan? I'm happy for you
No.546844
i'd trade my dumb flesh limbs for cool robot prosthetics in a heartbeat
No.546846
I want to trade my dick for a vibrator
No.546847
I think the idea of robotic limbs is more realistic than total human conversion or whatever techsing nerds think is possible.
No.546848
>>546841
>The mind relies on the body to thrive and survive in extremely intricate and convuluted ways.
Yeah, I'm not saying it's easy, but it's possible. You need a blood substitute and endocrine replacements
But that's still a ways away, I'm talking about subdermal chips and prosthetics and augmented eyes with fighter plane HUDs inside
No.546849
>>546848
That's all possible actually. I don't see it any time soon either, though.
Unfortunate for everyone.
No.546850
>>546844
>>546846
>>546847
All awesome and hot
Vote Zoltan 2016
No.546851
>>546830
oh, well yeah, i think that's pretty obvious
no sense not getting hyped about it though if it makes looking towards the future more optimistic
i personally intend to get my brain mapped and scanned before i die (just in case), but not to be instantly thrown into a VR or robot body as soon as science allows. rather to be stored in a closet until we have much more knowledge about how everything interacts and its been properly vetted and bug tested
i've watched ghost in the shell, i don't intend to be walking around in a open-beta body and catch a brain virus
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>>546851
>i personally intend to get my brain mapped and scanned before i die (just in case)
That wouldn't make you immortal, it would just make a copy of you
No.546854
what if the first real life full body prosthetic will be made for a furry with too much money
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No.546856
Did the head transplant guy die?
No.546857
Person who brags about how he fucks his cousin on a Homestuck imageboard claims he's superior to other people, up next on Comedy Central
No.546858
>>546853
that's okay with me
i'm fine with dying as long as at least one instance of me is trolling people and talking about homestuck in the far future
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>>546853
If you go to sleep, get killed, have the brain put in something else, and then wake up, you might as well have just gone to sleep and woken up.
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>>546860
there's a difference between putting your brain somewhere else and just copying it
No.546863
>>546857
There is only one funny show on Comedy Central and that's Moonbeam City
Also all the characters are hot af
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No.546866
>>546858
That's dumb I don't wanna die
>>546859
He's a skellebone they can't be uggo
>>546860
Yeah, having your brain put in something else is the key
No.546867
>>546859
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
No.546868
>>546864
Daniel Tosh is the most unfunny man on the planet
No.546869
>>546864
God is that still running.
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No.546871
>>546864
do you still watch tosh.0 past 2009
oh my god
No.546872
>>546864
tosh.0 is the worst thing on the planet
No.546873
>>546864
best be trolling, nigga
No.546874
i just wanna be a living skeleton
it's the highest form of existence
No.546875
>>546871
Did that even exist in 2009
No.546876
>>546868
>>546869
>>546871
>>546872
>>546873
is it that hated out there
it's not that bad, it at least makes me laugh
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No.546879
>>546878
you really are pom
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>>546876
They literally have like 5 other shows that are the EXACT SAME THING and have a host who is slightly less of an annoying white trash guy.
No.546882
>>546878
>I believe the afterlife is real in some capacity because I have doubts about the authenticity of reality as we've come to accept it
That's just the fear of death talking
Your second point has some validity but the concept of an afterlife is just bunk
Do animals get an afterlife? If no, why should people?
No.546885
vfan's unironic use of "g*d"
No.546886
>>546876
i try not to judge people based off their preferences, so if it makes you laugh, you do you fam
but the schtick is that he tries to be an irl internet troll, and that's very tricky to pull off successfully
tosh comes off as a try hard, makes money off of other people's hard-earned memes, and does not even pull off the schtick successfully, instead of a troll he comes off as an asshole
No.546888
>>546887
oooooooh you done it now
No.546890
>>546881
didn't tosh start the whole trend of that though?
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No.546892
>>546878
do you think your consciousness is separable from your brain?
i think its logical that our universe is running as a simulation, and that we're just some chunks of data in a big physics simulator
after all, if its calculable, you can simulate it, and we haven't yet hit a physical law that we know is incalculable
No.546893
>>546890
No, there were like 4 shows with the exact same premise before him.
When it was new everyone was shitting on it because it was a rip on those.
No.546897
dubs decides what i send to the chilefag
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>>546894
Who said she was decapitated? Looks like her torso is intact at the very least.
No.546906
I was about to hook him up with some dragon cocks
No.546907
>>546903
this but unironically
No.546908
fuck you and fuck this im gonna go watch x files
No.546909
>>546899
It's cold out, nep.
No.546910
>>546894
they're additional storage, duh
like pouches for your chest
she has some pogs in one and some orange juice in the other
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>>546894
you know i think vfan is right on this
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>>546911
Hemicorporectomy is a thing
No.546920
Cutting yourself in half, why dude?
No.546921
>>546897
chile is a nice dude
send him something nice
No.546922
https://bad-dragon.com/products/stan
unironically send him this
and include a cumtube
No.546923
Bad Dragon products are actually really well made.
No.546924
>>546922
>forgot to quote
gg
No.546925
is he a crossie?
i just need to know that
No.546927
>>546913
you know I think you should shut up
No.546928
>>546920
Pelvises will make you bleed out if cracked
No.546929
The tit armor has to stop.
No.546930
>>546926
what if she wanted robo titties
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No.546932
>>546931
send him a basket with poisoned food
No.546933
>>546930
Eh, yeah, what happens when they WANT the tits no matter the logic behind said tits.
No.546934
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>>546926
No, it looks like a lightweight plastic shell type thing to me that flows with the shape of the body
It's a very organic and smooth design all throughout her tits aren't even that big why u mad
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No.546940
Dropping all my lines tonight, fam.
No.546943
I'd want boobs just to titfuck guys
No.546944
>>546936
nice
roll again to confirm
No.546945
>>546943
ding ding ding ding ding winner.
No.546947
>>546944
What edition do you think we're playing here, boss?
No.546949
>>546937
just saw this on tungle
No.546950
Breasts are a big part of the appeal of being a woman, to some people. It's a matronly sign, a sign you care take care of children.
It's biological.
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No.546952
How many MMO character genders actually line up with their players, I wonder.
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| Rolled 1 (1d20) |
>>546951
This one is for you, idiot.
No.546954
The Robochef patrols between the kitchen and the feeding bowls. He becomes unfriendly if he can see your asshole, which he detects as a perfect place to brew his special sauce. Upon the climax of his robot penis, you will receive an enema of a mixture of whatever bodily fluids you have enabled.
No.546955
>>546946
She's got a pretty modest frame tbh. Yes, she's pretty, but not really sexualized.
Women have titties. If that triggers you, sorry
No.546956
i literally need to be vored
No.546957
Sorry for being antsy today, new me d s
No.546958
*makes bad decisions while horny*
No.546959
>>546953
>Rolled 1 (1d20)
wew
No.546960
>>546957
is your tulpa alright
No.546961
>>546959
IKR? Dunk-status.
No.546962
you think the titties are a weak point but they're actually a pair of juicy laser cannons
No.546963
>>546960
im gonna try and make a tulpa
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| Rolled 9, 16, 1 = 26 (3d20) |
roll for amount of minutes i spend on homework
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>>546955
>Women have titties.
look who you're talking to anon
No.546968
Her breasts looked fine to me.
No.546969
>>546967
Even vfan has titties! Smol titties can be cute
No.546970
>>546968
yeah, but you're a gay
No.546973
i want a pic of cletus's face
No.546975
>>546970
Wrong. Also irrelevant.
No.546976
>>546850
Now THESE
are come techno-tatas
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No.546980
Cletus looks good for probably being a colossal asshole.
No.546981
>>546977
>cletus is cute
that is wors plot twist ever
No.546982
>>546975
don't you have a bf
No.546983
>>546974
>I'm talking about the need to have a robot clearly designed for some sort of warfare purposes
?
She looks like a future civilian to me
>You could easily put the girlborg into a body >that's like,
>I don't know
>ED-209
Also hot
No.546984
>>546981
lmao are you really falling for this
No.546985
>>546982
Yes but I am genderfluid and he doesn't care. Neither should anyone.
No.546988
No.546989
Cletus is cute but still an asshole, so it cancels each other out.
Like VFan most of the time.
No.546990
i am cletus. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will sneak into your kitchen tonight and redpill your pots and pans
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>>546982
he's probably like cletus, fucking a cripple who lives with him but he pretends its fine and not manipulative at all
No.546993
>>546992
My boyfriend and I have been in a monogamous relationship for like eight years, try again.
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No.546995
If the "apollo" guy is cletus than I'd be very surprised. He actually looks decently attractive.
We've seen lots of "vfan" and others though
No.546996
>>546984
i don't think cletus is brown
but i want call that person cute so they would post again
No.546997
Yeah a lot of attractive people being posted, overall. Except for the retard babies someone seems to love posting constantly.
No.546998
at least you know i'm genuine...
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>>546993
is it monogamous because you wont let him leave your weed prison
No.547002
>>547001
Probably. It's too good to be at the top. He gets to play guitar all day and at night I milk him.
Win/win/win/win.
No.547003
sponge is p cute
i'd date him if he was gay
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No.547008
I'mma play Battlefield Hardline and think fondly of HSG.
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>>547002
kinda jelly
>>547003
>>547006
stop samefagging sponge :/
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>>547010
Thanks. It isn't easy but together we do whatever the fuck we want.
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>>547011
wow screeshots can't possibly be fake
what fool i am
No.547016
>>547012
you mean he does what you want and you're too much of a sperg to even see it
okay
No.547018
No.547019
>>547017
god you're so autistic
No.547020
my bet is that this is >>428814
cletus
it just fits more as white douche
No.547023
>>547020
thats khan
he looks fine his retardation doesnt show
No.547024
No.547025
No.547026
*looks at the camera doing the office man face*
No.547027
No.547028
No.547032
>>547020
That man is a brony wtf
No.547041
No.547050