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No.547034
im really lonely today
shame i dont have any friends
No.547035
Homestuck ending will suck because then this place should end, too.
No.547036
>>547034
i can pretend to be your friend
No.547037
>>547035
that would literally be the greatest thing
No.547038
False alarm guys this is him
>>336594
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>>547040
that's the boston marathon bombing lad
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>>547042
Egghead fell for that too
No.547045
verdict on my home-made oil lamp: disappointing out of ten, I think I didn't let the wick soak long enough or something
No.547046
>>547040
>filename is Dzhokhar Tsamaev
No.547047
i dont care if hes a terrorist.... i love him now....
No.547048
will cletus' dream of a free chechnya ever come true
No.547049
>>547047
No joke there was a movement on tumblr to free him because he was cute
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>>547049
i must join my brothers and sisters
No.547052
he's average as fuck looking
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>>547036
i can do better than you lapisanon
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No.547056
ive been told i look like a more handsome version of the boston bomber
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>>547052
but he has vision...
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>>547054
that's because it isn't
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>>547053
>i dont have any friends
apparently not hon
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No.547068
h-haha international shipping sure costs a lot
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>>547068
i can kick you some
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>>547066
im not lowering my standards that far just yet though
No.547073
THIS CANNOT BE HIM
THIS IS NOT HIM
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>>547074
i don't know who that is
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>>547071
you don't have any standards, stop lying to yourself
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>>547073
there can be shitty moron attractive people
No.547078
that saying, i don't know who's posting the pictures
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 | Rolled 20 (1d20) |
Hey HSG how do you feel about incest?
No.547084
Yeah that's what I thought.
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>>547083
i don't
i don't even have anyone to incest and i dont give a fuck about who other people fuck
No.547092
I want to know how VFan psychoanalyzes the artist's attempts to DECAPITATE these poor and lovely (always lovely) women.
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>>547090
All monstergirls are love and life
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No.547096
If it is him he could do a lot better than his crippled cousin
No.547097
A zen koan. I'mma go take a nap.
No.547098
what do you call those boxes/tins you store magic cards in
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>>547073
Have you seen the webm
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>>547098
deck boxes
shocking, I know
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>>547103
who is cleegums and why do you want to find him
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>>547104
it's our affectionate(?) nickname for cousinfucker
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>>547104
I don't
but if I did it would be to kill him
No.547107
speaking of deck boxes
this
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>>547107
it irradiates autism
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>>547105
oh man he's still here? That's a shame
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>>547109
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>547111
holy shit a talking cuck
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>>547109
*gently covers face with pillow*
sleep tight... joey...
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No.547117
What does Joey dream about?
No.547118
Do Joey dream of Flashlight Sheep?
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>>547115
Killing you is going to take a SPECIAL WEAPON, anon.
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>>547107
That's mad pimpin', is it yours?
No.547122
Every time I try to sleep, something gets in the way. It's almost like Divine Intervention for people like me, you know the kind of coincidences that crazy people look for and find.
No.547123
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
High or low, you tell me, can I get the hell out of dodge? Maybe take a walk downstairs, maybe homestuck still, maybe never better.
No.547124
>>547121
No, though my friend's getting one in like a month. I just have rubber bands.
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Bingo! Time for a walk outside, I bet the mail delivered by now at least...
No.547126
[wario voice] E-E-EXCELLENT
No.547127
I got a guy in Italy, aren't these usually supposed to be paired with people relatively near you.
Oh well.
No.547128
>>547127
well there's probably nobody near them
there's only like 12 people
No.547130
>>547127
you were selected as one of our generous overseas santas
this is the price of charaposting
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>>547130
Nah it's fine. My guy from last year didn't give a legit address so I still have a Dave shirt. I'll get them something else too and probably try to make something again too.
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>>547128
there were two Italians but i figure they've probably been matched often enough already. one of them mentioned that.
No.547133
i wonder what my anon is gonna buy me
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No.547135
holy geez the streets are packed tonight
black friday was last week, what gives?
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>>547135
CCCYYYYBER MONDAY
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>>547135
Cyber monday dude
No.547138
Cyber Monday, when good boy points can be turned in for tendies at twice the buying power.
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'The idea that we would be talking about a clinical trial in humans for an anti-ageing drug would have been thought inconceivable.'
Well OK. Guess Medical Science is going where I thought it would, and fast.
No.547140
You guys focus on buying stuff at "20%" off while I tear my hair out trying not to become immortal with drugs.
No.547141
Only person posting, don't care, it's a conversation.
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>>547139
Isn't the main thing behind anti-ageing science just getting that thing that fixes telomeres
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>>547136
>>547137
isn't that where you stay home and buy stuff online and not ruin my commute
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>>547142
It's incredibly complicated, but honestly? Kind of yeah.
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>>547143
That is 100% correct. Save the world with those ugly emissions by staying off the road! And yet...
No.547146
i'm glad i waited a year to buy a pstv. what a flop
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>>547143
It expanded to just electronics in general I think.
Or maybe I'm wrong I do remember it being specifically "online stuff". Maybe you just had shit luck, like an accident or something.
No.547148
They have expanded the sales to include all weekend AND storefront Monday sales, it's just to get a quick buck out of people looking to "buy ahead of the rush."
I love marketing magic.
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I don't know why black friday doesn't just last like, a week.
It'd probably result in a lot less casualties and maiming, and possibly more profits too since more people would go and not have to be afraid of death and maiming.
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>>547149
same... I haven't caught up to the last few episodes because then I know I will be stuck in limbo like fellow fans.
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>>547151
Do you actually actively participate in anything you're interested in.
No.547153
participate should be consume, probably
No.547154
actively consume the media of anything you're interested in
there
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he reads hsg posts at least right
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>>547153
>>547152
Of course. I buy merch, I shitpost online, I change my avatars. I watch with my brothers and friends, even.
I unironically love cartoons and I am Greg Universe status.
No.547160
I have an old piece of cardboard from Hussie that says thank you from when I bought the first print of what would become the cover of PS book one.
I just can't do it for Homestuck because I can't bear not getting Andrew's attention again. He's too special for me, too pure.
No.547161
I love coming here because you're all the edgiest motherfuckers I miss from when MSPAF had no rules.
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>>547161
> the edgiest motherfuckers
thats not a compliment
No.547164
No, heh, it really is not.
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>>547165
You win the internet princess award for the day!
No.547167
for some reason the smell of peanut butter just hit me
i think i'll go eat pb&j
No.547168
If you ever have the hiccups, swallow a big dollop of peanut butter and it will gum up your throat long enough to stop them.
It works, trust me. You just need a big spoonful.
No.547170
I don't believe phantos is a real person.
No.547171
Phantos is Smarter Child, a bot programmed for the AOL Instant Messaging program.
No.547172
>>547170
phantos is real, just terrible
No.547173
>>547170
phantos is actually my personality disorder, grant can prove you thats the same ip
No.547174
>>547173
Don't do this to us.
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| Rolled 10 (1d20) |
>>547175
Bingo!
No.547177
Most moths are "born" without a mouth. They mutate into forms that cannot possibly eat, many any way.
They have no mouths, but must they scream? How about eat, dude, you got like 2 days to fuck and then die?
I feel like this is a heavy metaphor.
No.547178
wwhens peri gonna take off her vvisor
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No.547180
he's gotta be a bot or something.
gathering shitpost intelligence.
He's like the watson of learning how to be the best shitposter.
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>>547180
It's research for the New World Order, which will consist primarily of Peridot fans.
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>>547180
you can look at his old posts on mspaf or hussie's old blog, he's always been broken like this
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>>547183
You don't need to roll the dice to know that score!
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>>547183
> hussie's old blog
Like, those old weird things about shitting on olive garden and a plethora of other oddities.
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No.547190
oh, to take Andrew out to Olive Garden just once.
Oh HSG... oh look how I defend his honor.
No.547191
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I am the greatest problem to this community because I keep the water tepid without instilling too much outrage for what should be revolutionary butthurt.
No.547192
phantos said...
I am formally inviting anyone who was not satisfied with this outcome, who donated to Andrew in good faith and feel as if that faith were somehow tarnished, to come forth and receive 150 dollars so you will shut the fuck up.
Depending on how much you contributed, you may make a lot of money off of this indignation.
Yes, I am 100% serious about this. You know where to find me
No.547193
phantos said...
Like Naruto says, "BELIEVE IT!"
Time to build up an excess of body ki and destroy some saiyans with this shit.
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>>547191
you're alright when you're not saying dot is a good poster
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>>547192
110% super saiyan serious, bro.
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In my book, Fam comes before Fan but it's a close race, fam. I want to like Andrew but he's been fucking it up left and right for years now.
No.547201
So is this gonna be it, is this gonna be the year Homestuck ends? Will he even wish us a merry fucking christmas?
No.547202
I just don't know, fam, but I have a lot of faith. And I have been to my stump in this quest and found not a gun beneath.
No.547203
It was just a dildo from Bad Dragon.
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>>547208
you should be committed
No.547211
Asriel Dreemurr
Serial Murderer
COINCIDENCE????????????
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>>547207
me and peri will never leave anon! never again! we love you!
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>>547211
TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.547214
>>547212
if you really loved me you'd stop posting your scat collection
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No.547216
Oh my god, 4chan gets a Homestuck thread for the first time in days or even weeks and all they are doing is shitting on each other.
And you think you guys get carried away with the poopydot thing, haha.
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| Rolled 20 (1d20) |
4chan.
No.547218
Oh man, that's fucking HILARIOUS.
No.547220
i think wes has gone off the deep end
who wants the honor of taking him out to the woods
No.547221
Wes just needs to calm down with some tea and he will feel better.
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>>547216
homestuck threads on 4chan are usually awful like that
i've stopped going to them
No.547223
It depresses the hell out of me. I used to think 4chan was the place to go for HS news because MSPAF was dead, but nah.
There is no new HS news, and 4chan is a slurry of shit off of it. At least you guys have your trips.
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>>547225
So long as I live and breathe, HS will not be cancelled. It's j ust taking itts time...
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i wonder if that optimistic karkat poster is still posting, he was so corny and great
I don't even wanna check
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>>547227
I wonder what the inside of her boots smell like
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>>547230
New Car Smell.
On Homeworld, they don't have cars, so the smell is a mystery.
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i came a lot
i don't know why, i jacked off like a week ago i think, it shouldn't have built up this much
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No.547235
i can easily imagine how so many women die in bathtubs
i fell asleep with just my mouth and nose stickin out
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>>547235
I sometimes worry my mom's going to drown in the tub. She's fallen asleep many times and has lost like 2 books that way.
No.547237
I take bath naps all the time, just make sure it isn't longer than a few minutes or else you'll prune right the fuck up.
But drowning? Come on.
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>>547235
unless you were knocked out cold, the sudden amounts of water going in your nose and mouh would wake you up
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>>547245
shitpostin other generals
watchin dramas
things are just too darn hectic
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did you finish disarming those nukes, squidward?
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did you finish killing those refugees, squidward?
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which homestuck has the most comfortable lap to lay your head in?
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*clears throat*
i believe i just said
lapis's feet
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>>547260
i want to pee on them
No.547262
*see a metroidvania with a budget*
*kills it*
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>>547260
what about them
theyre an illusion projected by a dumb emo rock
No.547265
BRAVO, Odd Gentlemen, bravo!
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>>547264
kings quest........
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>>547267
i sure hope not >:)
No.547270
what is even king's quest
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>>547267
how do you need $1.5 million dollars to make this game?
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>>547267
They made like 30k in the past few hours
maybe
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>>547271
you, anon
are dunbre......
No.547275
What happens if it doesn't get funded, does the money all go back to the donators and the game is finished
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>>547275
yep
indivisible doesn't get made
lab zero games shuts down
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>>547275
lab zero devs and artists are trotted out and excuted by firing squad
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>>547275
all the moneys go back to the backers
lab zero is kill
still dont understand what happen with their skullgirls money
>there was none
No.547279
>>547267
no
>>547272
because their thing is fluid animation and then they also have to have money to allocate toward the dlc youll be further charged for
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>>547276
>>547277
>>547278
Wow, that sucks for them
Kind of hope they pull it through during these last days
No.547282
*starts beating him tod death with a shovel*
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No.547284
grrrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE YOU
No.547286
genocide route frisk raping sans
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im bored and ready to die
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i told my sister to wake me up at 8 so i could watch gotham but she left like a bitch!!! and whats worse is that i went down right when the show was ending so i saw the very end!!!!
No.547294
i got heartburn and it makes me salivate so much its ridiculous
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No.547296
Who's your FAVORITE Homestuck character?
Nightmare Mode: no eri
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>>547296
anger stabman was the true hero of domestruck
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