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i love my friend so much he is so cute
hes probably the cutest person in the entire world
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>>547312
>doesn't have the link to the old thread in the OP
you fucked up man
No.547315
>>547312
shitpoo thread...
No.547316
I am
so fucking pissed. I don't know why, but it's like.
click
mood swing
I hate everything and want to explode into a nuclear blast of white hot rage. Like, I have no clue why. I mean school sucks but that's not new, everything else is mediocre and average. It could be that stress is just getting to me since it's near the end of the semester, but I never usually get this pissed from stress.
why am I so furious I don't understand. bad mood.
No.547317
>>547313
do people here actually care about that
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>>547317
you also put a image that made a really gross rape joke!! blegh!
No.547320
>>547316
you're mad because you're ugly
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>>547317
yea
this one didn't do an image but that's less annoying
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>>547323
is she happy because he is going down on her in the last part?
No.547328
>>547325
did they meet on /soc/?
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>>547320
I have a feeling you're a neet because I look perfectly fucking normal and average.
If I look shit, then you must be more judgmental than I am walking down the street, making your criticism of me being hyper critical fairly moot and hypocritical.
So my basic assumption here is you don't go outside and think women should like, not look average because it's not aesthetically appealing to your fragile itty bitty mind
No.547333
>>547331
>perfectly fucking normal and average.
No.547334
>>547331
I have a feeling your SJW because you reject facts and substitute your feelings
No.547336
rape jokes are the single biggest encapsulation of what a 20 something year old thinks is funny when they haven't progressed or matured past 13.
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>>547331
>making your criticism of me being hyper critical
when has that been a criticism? i think everybody should be hyper critical
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>>547336
I think the fantastic 4% was funny
No.547342
>>547333
Wesley someone told me you cried again because after you left someone spoiled Undertale for you.
is that true?
>>547334
Facts and feelings can be one and the same.
You don't understand that because you are an emotionally retarded adult.
No.547343
>>547340
chara a non-canonical gender
also frisk is the one that looks effeminate in that picture, not chara
No.547344
>>547336
this but with you and telling lies about being raped
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>>547343
>chara a non-canonical gender
THERE
HE
GOES
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>>547346
its been confirmed by the creator of the game!!!
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>>547342
do you write this stuff down about me on a notebook or something? lmao
No.547351
IF
IT
LOOKS
LIKE
A
GIRL
IT
IS
A
GIRL
No.547352
>>547348
>caring about the headcanons of toby
No.547353
chara is your gender, they have your name
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>>547353
I named mine after donald trump
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>>547353
After it's shown that you aren't Frisk (and were never really supposed to be), you're sort of supposed to be Chara, but then Genocide happens and they're a distinct entity from you.
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No.547362
'>>547333
Wesley someone told me you cried again because after you left someone spoiled Undertale for you.
is that true?
>>547334
Facts and feelings can be one and the same.
You don't understand that because you are an emotionally retarded adult.
>>547350
I have a thing called a memory and it happened literally fucking yesterday.
>>547344
The only lies I told were the ones motivated by how I think you are all disgusting people from a single point I've lost all trust of men.
I honestly hope at least one of you gets raped because it's going to be fucking hilarious how wet your masculine tears are going to be your dumb shit ass get got.
Anyways, lie to me about how you're not a NEET and have actual friends when you behave this way lmao
No.547363
>>547360
some people haven't finished the game yet ben
No.547365
>>547362
>I honestly hope at least one of you gets raped
No.547366
lads
how do we steal ben's insulin
No.547367
>>547363
Well sorry. When it first came out someone spoiled OF for me on here.
But it refused, too.
No.547368
I accidentally pasted an old message because I am so pissed. Nice going guys. Real smooth shit. That's actually your fault I did that.
No.547369
>>547362
>I have a thing called a memory and it happened literally fucking yesterday.
why do you care lol
No.547370
>>547367
>squidapple
not even once
No.547371
"It's your fault bad things happen to me" a tale by vfan
No.547372
>>547370
oh i didn't notice the name
didn't she do a bunch of Homestuck stuff?
No.547373
I need to scream into a pillow.
>>547369
I don't. I don't care that's why I'm pointing out you cried over undertale getting spoiled for you. If I cared, I wouldn't be making that known.
You talk shit, people talk shit back...that's how it works wesley....
No.547374
>>547372
yes
it was terrible
that picture is pretty decent though
No.547375
>>547371
"Everything flies over my head at a rapid pace" by, the remaining low lives who post here.
No.547376
anarchist refuses to go to bed
No.547377
lads, i finally started playing undertale
lads...
alphys is a qt-patootie
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>>547377
fucking die nigger
No.547381
>>547374
was she the one that did all that fat art
or was that someone else with squid in the name
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>>547380
>>547383
I am 100% positive these two are the same person lmfao
No.547386
>>547362
still a pretty trite thing to remember onto today. don't you have anything more important to think about?
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>>547381
I don't think so
I remember a bunch of neps and I think giantess though
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>>547385
i wouldn't save that filth on my computer
No.547392
>>547386
I have to remember things much more intricate on a daily basis.
You crying is not that easy to forget wesley.
No.547393
>>547389
http://squidapple.tumblr.com/tagged/homestuck
Oh yea I remember these. Someone used to shitpost with that nep a lot.
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>>547393
she's gotten better
No.547397
i wonder why squid stopped doing that giddygardengnostic thing
No.547398
>>547391
I wonder if you're just as critical towards members of your family because I don't doubt at least your mother is terminally obese.
It's just a guesstimate on my part though, but it seems like she wouldn't have to respect or love herself that easily when she gave birth to such a terminal disappointment as you.
No.547399
>>547388
*breaks bottle and brandishes it*
take that back
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>>547402
you're supposed to be mad? fuck you!
No.547404
>>547398
my mom is great, you could have used a mom like that
No.547405
>>547404
i read that as "my mom is grant"
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No.547408
suckle on the teat of our caretaker, grant
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>>547404
If your mother was so great, you wouldn't exist as you are.
All things to consider I actually think I can make the call your mother was total shit and raised a complete incompetent dumb ass rofl
No.547410
how does one obtain a "waifu" and what do you do with it when you have it?
No.547411
No.547412
All your moms did a terrible job raising you tbh
No.547413
can't stop thinking about vriska's penis
No.547414
>>547409
at least she didn't raise a whore
No.547415
>>547410
it happens before you notice
No.547416
>>547410
you don't obtain a waifu
a waifu has to come to you
it might take years for your waifu to find you
No.547417
>>547412
yours did a worse job
No.547418
>>547414
You're right she raised a disgrace.
No.547419
they call me the catheter queen
they mail me mouthpics to keep my peen clean
No.547420
>>547412
hey don't throw out a blanket statement like that
i'll have you know that Mom can kick any of your mom's asses at a mom-off, anytime, anywherw
No.547421
No.547422
Mom-off!
*Far off distance yelling* Mom-off!
No.547423
vfan's mom is a cheap prostitute
No.547424
you know it's too late once you start jerking off to their mouth! especially if you don't have any pictures of it!
No.547425
vfan was hatched from the finest decaying jewess eggs
No.547426
>>547416
>>547415
hmm mysterious hmm
No.547427
vfan's prostitute mom has the lowest rates in town
No.547428
>>547417
Considering where I'm at honestly no.
Is enjoyment of physical affection a serious crime. Knowing you shits it's probably that and not being straight.
You're all pretty straight and haven't done much, but at least you can hold onto the fact you're heterosexual virgins right
No.547429
No.547431
spongelord doing epic human centipede quotes in real life
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No.547433
I literally have the best mom here.
No.547434
please let saiko be happy
No.547435
>>547428
i'm a bisexual semi-virgin and i think it's about time somebody locked you on a boat headed towards south korea, to be fed to the Food Dogs
No.547436
I have two moms I think that means I win.
No.547437
>>547428
>You're all pretty straight
How can you come to HSG and reach that conclusion?
No.547438
>>547434
fahkyou dude, fahkyou.
No.547439
>>547433
my mom can literally clean circles around you mom, like your mom is just standing still
No.547440
what is a waifu, but for a mom?
momu?
okaasan?
????
No.547441
im going to take spongelord's half-virginity...
No.547442
>>547427
If my mom is a hooker your mom is a waste disposal worker and she got pregnant by accidentally inhaling shit sperm aerosol which traveled to her ovaries giving birth to earth's first feces child and she even did a shit job at raising you, which is ironic considering what you are.
No.547443
My mom actively tries to foil my gay relationship because she wants grandkids.
No.547444
just how epic is spongelord's own butthole?
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>>547442
i don't think that's possible...
No.547449
best mom AND I'm the only straight person here anymore.
coincidence?
No.547450
my mom got miffed at me for putting razor blades in the thanksgiving turkey tortellini lasagna
No.547451
my mom sucks sometimes tbh
No.547452
>>547437
lol how could I not.
If you're all gay men that's even worse.
>>547435
wow great joke it is very funny
>>547447
you're here so it must be possible.
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>>547449
your mother is a donkey
No.547455
>>547444
semi-epic
it'll be very epic once i get it bleached
No.547456
>>547452
>lol how could I not.
By seeing all the gay shit?
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>>547453
It's an objective fact that there is a direct correlation between how good your parents were and how straight you are.
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>>547452
thanks i tried LE really Le hard....
No.547461
>>547455
are you gonna get it waxed too
No.547462
in 42 minutes im gonna shove a candy cane directly into my anal cavity
No.547463
>>547456
You've never had sex so how can you even make the call you're gay and not just seriously confused.
You seem to be confused about a lot of other things, it's not out of the question.
No.547464
>>547462
your ass will smell fucking great.
No.547465
>>547458
raising a pretentious scrub with but one stale meme to their name isn't exactly a good sign of parenting
No.547466
>>547461
i'd like to get all my body hair lasered way
not only will it be very epic and trendy
but i'll be epicly faster...
No.547467
>>547465
are u talking about horsie or urself...
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>>547465
sponge
you're a pretentious scrub tho
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>>547445
that sounds gross
i mean part of it is how it's spelled
mami has the same pronunciation, but in writing, gets across that they are mom, but not a mom, you know?
No.547470
I think if all your child does is sit on imageboards and shit on and try to tear down other people you failed as a parent
imo
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>>547428
man hsg is pretty okay
i feel like most of you try to be somewhat good people, despite how you all act like emotional 12 year olds on the Internet
i hope you all have nice things happen in each of your lives soon
No.547473
*sucks twenty dicks at once*
No.547474
>>547470
That's all these people ever do though? Worse still it's never towards men but always women.
ergo I'm right
Ya got some shitty moms who raised shitty sons.
No.547476
I think if all your child does is sit on imageboards and spam birds and guns you failed as a parent
tbh
No.547477
>>547472
hsg is absolute irredeemable shit and isnt good in any way other than being absolute irredeemable shit
No.547478
>>547465
still means I got more going than you ;)
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>>547474
I was talking about you actually!
No.547481
>>547468
please tell me more about what it means to be pretentious mrs birdman psychology student adderall fiend
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>>547469
I'm going to marry mommy and make her feel as good as I can.
I envision waking up in the morning with my daughter-imouto as we both suckle on mommy's teats.
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>>547474
>it's never towards men
uH,
No.547485
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No.547486
im going to dress up as a german girl so sako will let me in his bhole
No.547487
>>547480
I know that's the joke, I was ignoring it was about me and showing how it can apply onto others!
No.547488
>>547483
you are sick in the head
No.547489
>>547487
I've really only ever seen you specifically be so fucking dedicated to yelling at strangers on the internet, actually.
No.547490
>>547481
well for one you believe in human nature
No.547492
>>547483
hmm
this made me uncomfortable
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>>547489
you need glasses lol
No.547497
I'm out of santa hats, everyone stop fighting.
No.547498
I'm not pretentious, I'm just better than everyone here.
No.547499
>>547495
i did, it started breaking.
No.547500
>>547462
if chaz were here she'd tell you not to do this
No.547501
>>547494
can i not use her as a reaction image
No.547502
I like to yell at NEETs on the internet.
No.547503
*screams harder and louder*
No.547504
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>>547496
>>547500
chaz isn't my fucking MOM
No.547507
>>547502
It's the gift that keeps on giving...............
No.547508
Is it true HSG? Are we always nice to men?
No.547509
No.547510
girls deserve to be murdered...
No.547511
>>547505
wow you just discovered baby grinch good job
nice
No.547512
>>547490
>>547490
it's in my epic human nature to respond to your bad posts! i hope you have to get a stoma! i hope you have to get two stomas!
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>>547508
fuck off do i look like google to you
No.547516
>tfw you'll never sodomize Sako with a candycane at gunpoint
No.547517
>>547508
>>547510
"I must defend men from this misandrous slander"
No.547518
I wish chaz and I were friends tbh.
No.547519
>>547512
I hope you get rejected by dana lol
best part is I don't have to hope
No.547520
>>547508
yeah look at hellstrider, zwid, wonk, pom, wesley...
No.547522
>>547516
That's kinda hot actually
No.547524
>>547520
Our best friends!
No.547525
>chaz will never be your hot mom
No.547528
>>547519
you know what
we're probably going to have a very nice coffee date and she'll tell me about bobby kennedy
maybe i'll give her head eventually
i'll keep you posted actually
No.547529
>>547516
point me sakos face so i can fap to this
No.547531
>>547525
>you'll never fug your hot mom chaz
No.547533
>>547528
you have no idea how this works
No.547537
>>547529
sako hasnt posted his face
hes probably gross hairy and disgusting but in a cute way
No.547538
i'm going to save sako from the pedos
by killing him
No.547539
>>547533
i know how it works because i'm very epic and charming
it will work. i'm an epic lad and girls love me
No.547541
>>547538
wouldn't it be better to kill the pedos?
No.547543
No.547545
when i turn 18 im going to pedophile sako..
No.547546
>>547535
i can't tell if this is the hatred guy or nathan explosion
they look exactly the same don't they
No.547547
>>547539
Just cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there ♪
No.547548
>>547535
yes i would nathan explosion
No.547550
>>547544
oh, he's that other hairball?
No.547553
why were the so many boner faces?
No.547555
>>547545
I turn 18 in less than siix months better hurry up....
No.547556
>>547547
vfan
i feel it
maybe you're too callous to pick up on my epic nature
it's like a fairy. those with no sense of wonder neither detect nor deserve to witness it
No.547557
>>547553
why hasn't there been a new one in hundreds of years
No.547559
No.547560
>nepeta will never try to claw your face off in a fit of overstimulation
No.547562
>>547557
maybe the epic next pope will be a boniface
No.547563
>>547559
no!!! i won't!!! you unepic hymie hag! you don't get it! you don't understand the epic...
No.547564
>>547562
we gotta kickstart him...
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No.547567
kill every pope
i'd like to see francis get torn apart of by a wailing swarm of choir boys
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>>547560
>nepeta will never try to claw her away out of your ass after you vore her
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>>547565
>>547566
don't you dare compare me to those fucking hacks
No.547571
okay. goodnight hsg. i love you hsg. don't forget to pray to me...
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>>547571
sweet dreams epic lad
No.547574
>>547571
goodnight sponge, I love you.....
No.547575
>>547571
sweet dreams autistic lad
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No.547579
i'm praying to joey instead!
No.547580
>>547571
slep toight pùper
No.547581
sweet memes are made of this
who am i to disagree
i traveled the boards and the eight-ish chans
everybody's looking for something
No.547582
No.547583
>>547578
i all sponge samefagging :/
and ben
No.547584
>>547583
leave sponge alone
No.547585
>>547583
bens blog is half your reblogs again lol
No.547586
hey ben has your face moved from that weird thing its always doing yet
No.547587
ben ben bene benenneb be enenben e bnebne en eneb ne ne nfebnbnbenbenbenebne n ebeeenebeenbneneebneebebnenbebnbnebnebnebnebnbnebnebnebnebnebnebnenbbnebnebneebnebnebebebbnenbenbebnenebnenbebnenbnebnebnbeebebebnenebnebbebnenbebnnbebnebnebnebnebnebnbnebne
No.547588
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No.547589
>>547586
i dunno
here's a picture of craterhoof
No.547590
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No.547592
>>547589
you should record yourself masturbating
No.547593
>>547585
my my anon don't be so possessive of me
No.547594
No.547595
someone actually bought my copy of whistles for $30
thats infinite turnover
No.547596
>>547589
oh
yeah sameface as fuck
cute cat though
No.547597
No.547598
>>547589
He got so big!
How old now?
No.547599
No.547600
>tfw your cat hates being held
No.547601
>>547598
f-f*snicker* fo... for*can barely hold back* FOR YOU XDDDDDDDD
No.547602
>>547598
he was born around 4/13 so he's like 7 months old
No.547603
>>547600
make sure she's in heat first x3
No.547604
>>547601
what got this guy pissed
No.547606
No.547607
I think this is the most recent picture I have of myself that I think I actually look sort of good.
I should take more pictures of myself with my hair down I think they look so much better.
No.547608
>>547607
the cat one is less creepy
No.547609
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No.547611
*wants her own laser pointer for her birthday*
No.547612
ben looks like a serial killer tbh
No.547613
ben doesn't show his teeth when he smiles because he has an overbite, pass it on
No.547614
>>547611
you get only this *farts in your face*
No.547615
>>547607
you should take a selfie with your teeth showing, i wanna see what it looks like
No.547616
>>547611
*Wafts away fart.* Seriously?
Here, kid, pick a color.
No.547617
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>>547607
you look like you survived a stroke
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>>547613
>>547615
I try not to smile at all in pictures because it always looks really retarded.
Give me a minute, I just tried to take a picture of my teeth but I keep on fucking up somehow and have managed to make myself look even worse.
No.547622
>>547611
i dont understand this meme
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>>547607
you should take some from different angles so you dont look like a revolting creep
No.547633