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File: 1448944244848.png (646.98 KB, 1330x832, 665:416, 1438887390120.png)

 No.547300

old

>>too lazy

 No.547308

piss


 No.547309


 No.547335

i'm ready for the rapture

take me away god


 No.547624

:}


 No.547625


 No.547630

File: 1448949821776.gif (37.92 KB, 141x147, 47:49, puppy jade phase.gif)

>>547614

*phases away from the smell*

>>547616

*takes the green one and attaches it to her rifle*

:0 :B :D


 No.547631

File: 1448949835967.png (317.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1365095190680.png)


 No.547632

File: 1448949882179.png (58.13 KB, 600x600, 1:1, nigger.png)


 No.547634

poopydot! poopydot!


 No.547635

File: 1448949938399.png (5.91 KB, 147x230, 147:230, roxykittenrebel.png)

>>547632

*does a rebel mew*


 No.547636

why is the "get windows 10" bullshit starting up again


 No.547637

File: 1448950002104.png (282.81 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, ClipboardImage.png)

wwould you


 No.547638


 No.547639

File: 1448950027479.jpg (5.27 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 20151201_000404[1].jpg)

I tried taking a picture by myself but they were all completely horrible.

This one is less horrible, I had to have my friend take it.


 No.547640

>>547639

PLEASE STOP POSTING YOUR UGLY FACE


 No.547641

>>547639

Brush thine teeth


 No.547642

>>547640

Someone specifically asked me to post my teeth.


 No.547643

File: 1448950143974.jpg (3.97 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, image.jpg)


 No.547644

>>547642

Oh so NOW you're taking specific requests


 No.547645

File: 1448950184426.jpg (30.96 KB, 150x120, 5:4, Boniface_VIII.jpg)


 No.547646

>>547643

not purple?


 No.547647

File: 1448950246302.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.29 MB, 2592x1944, 4:3, 20151130_235758[1].jpg)

Warning: autist attempting to smile. I seriously don't know how I fucked up this picture so much.

>>547644

Did I ever specifically say I wasn't? Do you want me to do something?


 No.547648

File: 1448950298360.jpg (2.74 MB, 2988x5312, 9:16, image.jpg)


 No.547649

File: 1448950324845.jpg (986.5 KB, 2592x1944, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.547650

Ben>Egghead


 No.547651

>>547647

youre not even trying


 No.547652

Me >


 No.547653

does anyone have the spew the filth rant


 No.547654

File: 1448950429948.png (759.12 KB, 1280x1473, 1280:1473, tumblr_mr1bz4ZjmZ1rg4exlo2….png)


 No.547655

File: 1448950432810.jpg (834.27 KB, 2592x1943, 2592:1943, image.jpg)


 No.547656

>>547639

this is the funniest thing i've seen all day


 No.547657


 No.547658

>>547651

I was trying to show my teeth but then I guess I stopped before the picture was actually taken, or something. I really don't know what happened.


 No.547659

File: 1448950486638.png (427.15 KB, 720x480, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.547660

sponge what urges you to keep reposting these right after theyve been posted


 No.547661

vfan what are your thoughts on the ben photos?


 No.547662

File: 1448950583706.jpg (854.14 KB, 2592x1943, 2592:1943, image.jpg)


 No.547663

>>547660

Before he started doing photo manipulation on them they were a significantly smaller filesize too.


 No.547664

>>547660

cant take your own medicine huh?


 No.547665

>>547662

werent you going to bed


 No.547666

>>547661

holy shit fuck off


 No.547667

I don't think vfan is even still awake is she.


 No.547668

vfan what flavor toothpaste should i use tonight


 No.547669

>>547666

she's a local celebrity it's nice to know what they think


 No.547670

>>547664

who the hell do you think i am


 No.547671

>>547670

did i stutter bitch


 No.547672

>>547668

my boy milk


 No.547673

>>547671

i seriously have no idea you delusional bint


 No.547674

ben in a recent video CWC said by being banned from the local gaming stores for vandalism they're discriminating against the autism community by picking on him

as a fellow autist how do you feel about this? are you being picked on?


 No.547675

File: 1448950955178.mp4 (2.59 MB, 640x640, 1:1, Ditty_12_01_15_00_17_12.mp4)

>>547647

Here I made you a music video to remind you


 No.547676

>>547675

For like the past year or so I've actually brushed my teeth every day.


 No.547677

>>547676

Twice I assume?


 No.547678

>>547676

do you know why thats hard to believe


 No.547679

doesnt egghead have yellow teeth too?


 No.547680

>>547677

No, just before I go to bed usually.

Sometimes I pass out in bed before doing it and taking insulin but that doesn't happen very frequently.


 No.547681

File: 1448951194467.png (388.03 KB, 1280x1266, 640:633, 1334551316738.png)


 No.547682

>>547679

That was a greenish webcam picture in a shitty apartment


 No.547683

only the purest semen will make your teeth white again


 No.547684

>>547682

suuuuuuuuuuure


 No.547685

>>547680

Ben that's

That's not a very good track record tbh


 No.547686

K I L L


 No.547687

>>547682

brush your teeth


 No.547688

i literally haven't brushed my teeth in months


 No.547689

why arent beets extinct

give me one good reason


 No.547690

File: 1448951363291.png (2.13 KB, 48x30, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.547691

>>547688

same

i just use mouthwash a lot


 No.547692

>>547684

I'm not gonna have a conniption proving it to you. You'll just have to trust that they're a typical offwhite color.

Actually, I started brushing with salt and it is pretty great for removing tea stains. Tastes like semen though not that I'm complaining


 No.547693

>>547691

the thing is i don't use mouthwash either


 No.547694

i think i spent a week without brushing my teeth

and was like depressed

whats ur excuse hsg


 No.547695

>>547694

teeth brushing is boring and i need to be constantly distracted


 No.547696

Mouthwash isn't helpful for your teeth and is pretty harmful to your mouth. I always get cold sores if I try to use it so I stick with brushing and flossing.


 No.547697

>>547639

haha holy shit

you just arent cut out for cameras dude


 No.547698

>>547696

maybe you just have a stupid mouth


 No.547699

all of ben's selfies look like the camera suddenly snapped a picture of him when he wasnt paying attention


 No.547700

>>547696

your teeth are yellow and you just admitted to having bad breath


 No.547701

i wanna kiss egghead

i bet her breath smells minty


 No.547702

>>547698

Maybe you need to brush your teeth before fungi eat them


 No.547703

arrakis...dune...


 No.547704

>>547701

I bet it smells like cum


 No.547705

>>547704

does cum have a scent


 No.547706

>>547705

wanna find out ;)


 No.547707

>>547705

its kinda like bleach


 No.547708

File: 1448951837916.jpg (1.26 MB, 830x1153, 830:1153, 1388383393975.jpg)

KatNep is a religion of peace.


 No.547709

>>547702

dont start attacking me just cause you have a dumb babymouth that cant handle a lil mouthwash...


 No.547710

hey screw you I like beets


 No.547711

:33 < KATNEP ACKBAR

:33 < *detonates*


 No.547712

>>547705

yes

the smell isnt universal though

usually depends on what you eat


 No.547713

>>547704

After the salt it's very neutral tasting. I love the way food tastes when I do it in the morning.

Then again, when my ex ate spicy chili his smooches were pretty tasty...


 No.547714

>>547679

that's why she's saying it to ben, because everyone said that to her

like a man that takes abuse from his boss going home to abuse his wife


 No.547715

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

my boss battle theme


 No.547716

>>547705

It smells fucking amazing. I miss it so much


 No.547717

>blunderfail

will the next shitty fandom arrive already


 No.547718


 No.547719

>>547716

my cum doesn't smell of much to me

it's sad, i still haven't been able to taste another guy's cum


 No.547720

>>547717

why the rush

it might be even worse


 No.547721

>>547717

what do you think it will be


 No.547722

>>547716

you are the single most disgusting heterosexual woman I've ever met egghead.

please, love yourself.


 No.547723

hsg is a cycle of hate


 No.547724

>>547709

It's literally a racket. They make it with water and a little alcohol and a little citric acid to burn, specifically so that you think it's working. It does jack shit in terms of scrubbing your teeth clean

Brush and floss


 No.547725

if cum ever has a scent it's really bad shrimp

which egghead enjoys apparently.

rotten shrimp.


 No.547726

>>547724

they make a bunch of mouth wash without the burn


 No.547727

>>547725

thats your pussy


 No.547728

>>547725

It doesn't smell like rotten shrimp though. It smells like fresh shrimp. Trust me as a person who eats large amounts of both shrimp/crawfish and cum.


 No.547729

>>547727

no that's literally every single one of your dicks sorry


 No.547730

i wonder what shrimp scent dick anon is doing right now


 No.547731

File: 1448952250898.gif (7.35 KB, 284x324, 71:81, 333333333333.gif)

>>547711

>Nepeta presses the killswitch and her vest explodes into confetti and flower petals


 No.547732

>>547729

my dick is cheese


 No.547733

File: 1448952264272.jpg (226.86 KB, 1240x786, 620:393, 1430001483129.jpg)


 No.547734

File: 1448952274617.mp4 (2.59 MB, 640x640, 1:1, vfan.mp4)

>>547722

Here, I prepared this just for you!


 No.547735

File: 1448952283723-0.jpg (156.19 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, vfan2.jpg)

File: 1448952283723-1.jpg (146.52 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, vfan3.jpg)


 No.547736

>>547722

>disgusting

>heterosexual

that statement would be considered redundant by your own standards. good job invalidating your own opinion.


 No.547737

File: 1448952320631.jpg (94.7 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1430275220738.jpg)


 No.547738

>its a vfan cant get over her one bad experience with men episode

grow up


 No.547739

>>547735

I'm betting your the degenerative chilean aspergers anon who posts roxykitten

I bet that's you


 No.547740


 No.547741

File: 1448952421462.gif (424.3 KB, 119x152, 119:152, 1444768307594.gif)

>it's a vfan episode


 No.547742

>>547725

>>547728

No no no. See, as a vegetarian I can distinguish between a meat smell and something delicious and nutritious like semen. Meats are pungent, rotten, sour... Cum is, hm... Living, human, it smells like somebody you really care about, who he is, the passion he's feeling. The smell of semen is truly amazing


 No.547743


 No.547744

>>547705

bleach

but mine when dries up a bit gets a sweet scent kinda like cotton candy


 No.547745

i still haven't watched that SU episode of steven doing a dance thing

i just didn't bother to watch it when it came out but then everyone said it was bad so i didn't watch it


 No.547746

File: 1448952481515.jpg (170.51 KB, 984x628, 246:157, 1433014711616.jpg)

>>547742

>as a vegetarian


 No.547747

>>547743

Well congratulations on making yourself just as bad and hated lol


 No.547748

>>547745

lucky you


 No.547749

>>547742

I want to throw up


 No.547750

>>547745

the epsiode was still shit if you exclude steven crossdressing


 No.547751

>vegetarians


 No.547752

I was vegan for a while. Cooking vegan is super fun actually.


 No.547753

>>547745

who cares


 No.547754

File: 1448952628125.gif (113.22 KB, 491x750, 491:750, 1400950827318.gif)


 No.547755

>>547750

It wasn't bad it was just uncomfortable and unsatisfying. Sadie shouldn't be forced to do a bunch of shit she isn't interested in doing but... She also needs to get out of her shell too


 No.547756

>>547755

Funny you say that.

All your posts are uncomfortable and unsatisfying


 No.547757

>>547752

>vegan

>ever

Wow a fad dieter, I'm so impressed (snicker)


 No.547758

>>547753

no one probably, "it's a vfan episode" made me think of "it's a sadie episode"


 No.547759

>>547757

sorry I don't subsist on cheap pub cum you confused het mess


 No.547760

File: 1448952815067.mp4 (1.85 MB, 640x640, 1:1, vfanalt.mp4)

>>547756

I have a second one


 No.547761

it's vfan egghead catfight episode tbh

I ain't having this living cum balloon's shit


 No.547762

>>547755

i guess so but the thing is, she's just really boring compared the gems, connie, and greg, having an entire epsiode based around her is pointless


 No.547763

ladies please you both shitpost, must we fight over this


 No.547764

>>547745

the gems aren't even in it once, bro. it's sadie and her mommy issues all the way down. also side characters. it is literally just side characters: the episode.


 No.547765

File: 1448952939370.jpg (136.59 KB, 803x688, 803:688, 1428591614759.jpg)

>it's a sadie episode


 No.547766

Not watching all episodes makes you the same as people who skip pesterlogs


 No.547767

We should start a kickstarter to send vfan to Siberia


 No.547768

File: 1448952993675.jpg (118.29 KB, 600x264, 25:11, 1989.jpg)


 No.547769

all of the citizens in beach city should have been killed when peridot and jasper came


 No.547770

>>547767

we should start a kickstarter to put you back in public school


 No.547771

File: 1448953024006.jpg (974.01 KB, 2558x1571, 2558:1571, 15-11-29-13-21-46-708_phot….jpg)

>>547759

I've only tasted a single man's nectar, fishbreath. (That's a joke about how you eat out every willing female's stinky twat.) I bet you don't even floss.

Totally unrelated, please everyone note this beautiful Santa cake the local grocery store made


 No.547772

>>547766

yea probably

good thing I stopped caring about that several months ago


 No.547773

>>547766

i'd skip ever having read past caliborn: enter if i could.


 No.547774

feeding egghead your cummies x3


 No.547775

>>547771

egghead remember when you told us had sex all the time on skype and then now you're saying here you're sexually inexperienced

which is it


 No.547776

>>547770

Public school is dumb and gay


 No.547777

what made egghead this way


 No.547778

>>547777

the lack of rape

it's tragic


 No.547779

File: 1448953161911.png (10.55 KB, 255x247, 255:247, 1435267229878.png)

>its a sadie episode


 No.547780

>>547777

what made you the way you are


 No.547781

>>547776

it's dumb and gay because you literally have no friends and you never went to prom

you flushed all your youth away at home and you will regret that deeply


 No.547782

>>547777

having a better life than you I suppose


 No.547783

>>547762

I liked her two cucking episodes but was kind of bummed she didn't seem to have changed much afterwards. I still think she's slightly more interesting than Connie whose main features are 1. Nerd and 2. Wet for Steven


 No.547784

>>547780

what made you the way you are?


 No.547785

>>547784

What made you the way you are?


 No.547786

>>547782

.................LOL


 No.547787

>>547780

rape

it's tragic

>>547784

raped by a gun

it's tragic


 No.547788

>>547777

those sick quads


 No.547789

>>547786

i'm pretty sure you whine about being sad and angry a lot more than she does, junkie.


 No.547790

>>547785

Cumulative life experience


 No.547791

>>547772

its better than only like one specific thing and get mad when you don't get it

how much of the media you can exclude and still claim to like it, ya know


 No.547792

>>547789

Did you just get here lmfaoo


 No.547793

>>547787

is this the birth of an epic new meme


 No.547794

Cumulative rape experience


 No.547795

File: 1448953337355.jpg (26.86 KB, 349x1160, 349:1160, 1447002524672.jpg)

>it's a sadie episode


 No.547796

>>547775

I've repeatedly talked about how little sex I have, how I've only been with a couple people, and how I'm a little scared of it because of y'know

What I talked about


 No.547797

File: 1448953351208.gif (37.34 KB, 245x250, 49:50, 1378951497702.gif)


 No.547798

what made me the way i am.....


 No.547799

>>547796

well it shows that you haven't been around more than a couple men sexually

you naive little angel.


 No.547800

I won't have a prom until next year anyway

There are field trips and everything you dumb slunt


 No.547801

>>547798

the gay gene


 No.547802

>>547791

I can't think of another episode offhand that I don't care about.


 No.547803


 No.547804

>>547799

Holding my tongue. It certainly isn't for lack of opportunity


 No.547805

File: 1448953483461.png (101.02 KB, 400x302, 200:151, help me.png)

>its a sadie episode


 No.547806

>>547798

>There are field trips and everything you dumb slunt

so.........you're going to prom on a field trip...................................

maybe this is the inner high school bitch in me thinking this

but this is the saddest thing I've ever heard


 No.547807

>


 No.547808

going to prom on a field trip.................


 No.547809

>>547806

what

when did i ever say i was going to prom on a field trip what


 No.547810

vtard


 No.547811

>>547809

>I won't have a prom until next year anyway

>There are field trips and everything you dumb slunt


 No.547812

Vsmart


 No.547813

File: 1448953602008.png (508.82 KB, 1272x708, 106:59, 1432491482682.png)

>it's a sadie episode


 No.547814

>>547811

>vfan can't read

Well, that explains a lot


 No.547815

>>547811

You can't read can you

Next year I'll have prom

and there are also field trips

are you actually retarded


 No.547816

File: 1448953680406.jpg (101.02 KB, 399x388, 399:388, 1423094069891.jpg)

>it's an amethyst episode


 No.547817

>it's a pearl episode

>it's a vfan thread

>essentially the same feeling


 No.547818

>>547792

nice table flip, dipshit.

>>547791

isolated segments focusing on completely arbitrary characters, for one. it'd be like if someone who likes harry potter passed on the autobiography of dobby the house elf. sometimes shit just don't matter.


 No.547819

File: 1448953699285.png (7.3 KB, 634x495, 634:495, death and suffering.png)

>its a sadie episode


 No.547820

>>547815

no I'm just tired as fuck on thought that the implication was since you have class at home you'll go to prom a field trip.

Idk where the idea of field trips came from, or why you brought that up?


 No.547821

>>547818

people are real hype for fantastic beats and whereto find them


 No.547822

>>547800

uh hey this board is for adults only

this website is literally where pedophiles hang out


 No.547823

is going to a prom somewhere that isn't my house really a field trip

if a brick and mortar school rents a place out for a prom is that a fieldtrip


 No.547824

i bet egghead relates to sadie


 No.547825

>>547817

watching you is like watching flies lay eggs in a carcass


 No.547826

File: 1448953807778.jpg (30.96 KB, 480x640, 3:4, rainbow_dash_tattoo_by_dar….jpg)


 No.547827

>>547822

1) zwid isnt baned either

2) haha are you seriously that guy about 8chan.


 No.547828

>>547826

please stop posting dot's picture


 No.547829

>>547820

>you flushed all your youth away at home

I've gone on field trips and been around other people my age

That is what I was clarifying


 No.547830

is chaz gonna ban me for being underage

chaz please no....


 No.547831

>>547823

bruh you live a sad existence it was just an assumption on my part based on your sad existence you meant prom via field trip or something.

a simple misunderstanding due to how sad you are


 No.547832

File: 1448953878514.jpg (148.77 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, sleeping peri.jpg)

goo night hsg


 No.547833

My prom was awesome. I was swept off my feet really hard by a perfect husbando.


 No.547834

>>547817

pearl's the most entertaining character

aside from the homeworld gems


 No.547835


 No.547836

>>547824

A little tbh


 No.547837

File: 1448953911006.webm (639.5 KB, 320x320, 1:1, jews.webm)


 No.547838

>>547832

good night scatman


 No.547839

>>547830

that's not chaz you fucking idiot piece of shit go kill yourself


 No.547840

my prom was disappointing.

not so much during. That was fun.

way so much after.


 No.547841

>>547831

My life is only sad because I don't have a bird yet


 No.547842

>>547841

How do you swing between reprehensible and completely endearing so quickly


 No.547843

>>547818

Lmao where do i begin

>isolated segments focusing on completely arbitrary characters, for one.

Yes and so what, are you saying everything should be plot related? Its not this kind of show

>it'd be like if someone who likes harry potter passed on the autobiography of dobby the house elf.

Not really the same weight, it was one episode of a children cartoon.

>sometimes shit just don't matter.

Not for you to decide since you are not the creator, you're creating a different show on your head in the snips bits that you like and getting mad when you don't have them


 No.547844

File: 1448954092670.jpeg (49.57 KB, 480x640, 3:4, received_1015377884344810….jpeg)

>amethyst abortion preserved for public viewing


 No.547845

>>547842

No offense but it's because you only find me reprehensible when you remember I don't agree with you politically


 No.547846

File: 1448954140732.png (105.4 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1425600835980.png)

>>547817

>comparing Pearl to vfan


 No.547847

>>547843

This episode will never be important. It's perfectly fine to skip, the thing with Homestuck was that you would never know what will be important.


 No.547848

why did lapis choose an ok gem to flagfag as if they have bad opinions


 No.547849

File: 1448954161274.png (490.96 KB, 600x376, 75:47, ClipboardImage.png)

but look this bird is playing with a little bell


 No.547850

>>547827

zwid is 18 now


 No.547851

File: 1448954211565.jpg (759.3 KB, 1100x1600, 11:16, 11c0b98a75144961da776bc371….jpg)


 No.547852

>>547845

None taken

But it's more an issue of you picking and choosing what you want to be thoughtful & informed about (in my mind)


 No.547853

>>547847

>This episode will never be important

Listen to yourself, what is important anon?

Your waifu?


 No.547854

>>547851

cute rose


 No.547855

>>547846

I can see it


 No.547856

File: 1448954288818.jpeg (341.29 KB, 951x1280, 951:1280, 299ae71d5123ee98447c1b343….jpeg)


 No.547857

see it's funny because it's actually pearl that raped someone else


 No.547858

File: 1448954314704.png (44.93 KB, 213x250, 213:250, 1382065983165.png)


 No.547859

>>547843

sorry for zoning out on the boring donut lady. won't happen again, sir. :^)


 No.547860

>>547846

both gay as hell

have two eyes

a mouth

damn...


 No.547861

>>547857

see it's funny because this is why you don't have many friends who are women and you are alone


 No.547862

>>547848

I'm really grateful that i fully enjoy the things i spent my with, cause if i didn't why would keep watching it, you should try too anon


 No.547863

>>547858

die cave spawn


 No.547864

>>547860

big jewish noses :^)


 No.547865

>>547860

don't forget they're skinny pale and have an ugly nose


 No.547866

Oh boy I'm so excited I get to visit my friend in chicago this month


 No.547867

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.547868

>>547864

my nose is like

tiny as hell


 No.547869

>>547859

Not problem >>547862


 No.547870

if pearl was vfan she would have murdered baby steven


 No.547871

daily reminder that lucifer's elite are guiding your every wayward move


 No.547872

>>547869

>enjoying shit


 No.547873

>>547870

not true tbh

I would just give it up for adoption like a normal person


 No.547874

>you'll never hack the gibson

fuck


 No.547875

>>547848

finally someone gets it


 No.547876

>>547871

amazing I'm so glad thank you satan


 No.547877

File: 1448954602676.png (78.85 KB, 196x228, 49:57, 1403153577923.png)


 No.547878

File: 1448954604069.png (12.12 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1448928012909.png)

good night


 No.547879

>>547869

and i'm gonna skip the jamie episodes too


 No.547880

can't you flag as pearl or jasper

or at least peridot or something, she's already poop because of wes


 No.547881

In the whole christian mythology

satan is kind of the good guy to not want humanity to exist because it would bring nothing but trouble.

like. if you read the new testament, he's right. It brought nothing but trouble.

Kinda justified to desire to put us out of our misery tbh.


 No.547882

>>547878

sleep tight joey


 No.547883

*is smug because I like shit*


 No.547884

smelling joey's sweaty feet while she's sleeping!


 No.547885

:-)


 No.547886

>>547883

that's not lapisanon

that's all of the rest of you


 No.547887

>>547886

have you found another buttbuddy


 No.547888

>>547880

It doesn't make a difference cause you actually like the show :/


 No.547889

>>547887

calm down lol


 No.547890

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.547891

>>547889

calm down lol


 No.547892

>>547881

humans bring about as much of the world as we destroy. we have every right to nature as the animals who tear each other apart.


 No.547893

it was wesley actually


 No.547894

>>547891

as far as I'm aware he does not have a skype


 No.547895

Not it's actually me


 No.547896

alternate universe where wesley waifus lapis instead


 No.547897

Why people claim tungle are entlitled cunts when everyone is the same

>wow is the shit i dont care or like so its shit

its the same :/

the only true praticians are people who enjoy stuff


 No.547898

>>547892

tbh no

We're killing everything on earth

For God to see that from the past and say "This is good, I like the never ending cycle of cruelty I've made because I'm a good guy. Let's all hold hands with my bro Jesus, you're all forgiven for destroying everything later :)"

Like for a number of reasons Christianity just does not make sense and seems like a feel good approach to religion because of the overwhelming bleakness of the time of Christ.

No it makes much more sense for God to be similar to Satan and Satan not to exist.

God hates us probably. Not much we can do about it.

Not for homosexual behavior or marrying between the same sex. Or even breaking Kosher.

but because we're doing what we're doing right now, exploiting one another and driving entire species to extinction and flooding the world with shit.

it just makes sense to me for an entity to engineer all things, and make us our little blue marble full of beautiful creatures, he'd hate us the most for destroying it all.

Maybe he hates us even more because we're in his own image, and he doesn't like what he sees.

:/


 No.547899

>>547897

like bronies

they enjoy stuff


 No.547900

I like not typing in paragraphs because it forces you to read my shit.


 No.547901

alternate universe where my will is law


 No.547902

what's tungle


 No.547903

>>547898

god isn't real


 No.547904

>>547900

i just scroll down


 No.547905

File: 1448955185557.gif (9.46 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 03544.gif)


 No.547906

File: 1448955226406.gif (154.95 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1358832199663.gif)


 No.547907

>>547897

you know who else enjoyed stuff? hitler. hitler fucking loved mickey mouse. now are you hitler, or do you hate thing?


 No.547908

>>547903

Reality is much more strange than you'd like to admit.

At the beginning of interest in science God seems fantastical but at the end of the road, it seems more likely.

Stranger things exist in the universe than God.


 No.547909

>>547907

hitler isn't fucking real


 No.547910

>>547907

i'm reverse hitler

round up the white het


 No.547911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.547912

hitler is god


 No.547913

god can suck my balls


 No.547914

>>547909

propaganda propagated by elvis, not listening to this

>>547910

really? because that sounds really similar to a thing og fuehrer would do. did, i should say. i'm onto you...


 No.547915

>>547911

now this is unironically total shit


 No.547916

I see God as more of a Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch type than a "I love everything type".

For an entity to understand what is happening right now, he would have to be cruel and he would have to be evil.

And I believe in the existence of that being.


 No.547917

>>547915

you are such a picky eater.

you can't even taste with your ears.


 No.547918

>>547917

better a picky eater than somebody that eats dirt


 No.547919

>>547916

they wyh kratots hasnt go to haven & stab god w/ his dinger yet.......


 No.547920

>>547918

eating dirt sounds extremely fun


 No.547921

>>547920

great go do it


 No.547922

>>547921

Join me in eating :)


 No.547923

The Gnostics had the right idea on god.


 No.547924

me

BORED


 No.547925

don't be a picky eater about eating ass


 No.547926

>>547925

that's you

the lover of poopybutt


 No.547927

can you imagine a world without gays


 No.547928

The absolute worst

remembering a good album with great tracks but forgetting who made it

hell on earth


 No.547929

>>547927

what would hsg be like


 No.547930

File: 1448956113935.png (7.04 KB, 148x202, 74:101, 1353029899232.png)


 No.547931

>>547929

it wouldn't exist


 No.547932

the only way I would commit suicide is if all lesbians vanished.

that's not a worth worth living in. that's a nightmare worth dying in.


 No.547933

I hate hate hate being sick i wanna throw up but i cant it's fucking agony and we don't have anything i can take to help


 No.547934

>>547932

*world worth living in

I drank one two many swigs from this wine bottle tonight lol


 No.547935

>>547933

Haha fag


 No.547936

>>547930

canon nep


 No.547937

File: 1448956280578.jpg (230.35 KB, 510x1913, 510:1913, 1373902211091.jpg)

Sorry I haven't been around guys, I've been playing Smash with my Bros.


 No.547938

I am doing my best to ignore how much having my nudes posted for everyone to see hurts.

but it's very hard to ignore that. it's very painful.


 No.547939

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.547940

I don't know that feel, VFan, but take some solace in knowing I feel fucking bad for you?


 No.547941

>>547938

at least it's not extremely painful


 No.547942

>>547839

its me, but i dont even know if im still a mod

im too lazy to check

just dont be a flagrant teenager thats a bad idea


 No.547943


 No.547944

>>547940

thanks for feeling bad for me.

>>547941

It is extremely painful for me and for you

>>547943

grow the fuck up and stop posting them you disgusting fuck

move on.


 No.547945

>>547942

no it's an ok idea

no one cares

at all

sonic is literally 14 or something, though I don't know if he still comes here

there hasn't been jade spam in a while


 No.547946

>>547945

me care


 No.547947

>>547944

dude i've literally never posted your nudes


 No.547948

>>547944

no you see

this isn't painful for me in the slightest


 No.547949

>>547948

it should be because it's hurting someone badly

like even if you don't like that person. that person being me.

it rips me up emotionally when you do that. I don't like any of the ideas that come with this situation.

like, just pity me at least.


 No.547950

when you guys will be angry enough to track me down and shoot me


 No.547951

>>547942

prove you're the real chaz

post a panel from the current horse dick commission you're working on


 No.547952

>>547949

you make it really hard for me to do that


 No.547953

melt banana will keep me company through the bad times


 No.547954

*holds up spork*


 No.547955

>>547949

what if i told you..

it didn't matter..


 No.547956

I think it's fucked up to post your nudes but vfan you make it really fucking hard to pity you at all considering how shitty you are to everyone who posts here and how awful you are as a person


 No.547957

sporks just remind me of that forknife thing from clone high and make me uncomfortable


 No.547958

>>547955

what matters is our plan


 No.547959


 No.547960


 No.547961

*holds up pork*

*gets shot by my new neighbors*


 No.547962

hey some people here are tumblr enough to care about this maybe

do you consider "I am only attracted to girls and cuntboys" to be bisexual.


 No.547963

>>547962

sure why not


 No.547964

Terezi drink water and sleep plenty. Get your citrus and breakfast cereal


 No.547965

why the fuck did my name go away


 No.547966

>>547952

I honestly don't give a fuck.

You don't sexually harass people you hate you just beat them the fuck up.

Empathy and honor and integrity are key things to think about.

>>547955

What if I told you that your lifetime of experiences as a man will never understand what it feels like to be a woman scorned?

What if I told you that.

>>547956

You left your flag on sako.

>>547959

Well I'm not even considering leaving until you stop and delete them.

And that's never.

So I'll endure the excruciating emotional pain just to piss you off.


 No.547967

>>547966

I know I did I wasn't trying to post without my name


 No.547968

>>547961

Welcome to Texas bitch...


 No.547969

>>547962

that sounds more like pan

but i'm sure tungle has a stupid little name specifically for it


 No.547970

>>547964

don't tell me what to DO mom I'm almost an adult and you won't even let me get my license or be even remotely independent please let me do something on my one


 No.547971

>>547966

I'm not sexually harassing you


 No.547972

>>547971

Yes you are

lol

Your opinion is literally less than shit on the matter


 No.547973

>>547969

I thought pansexual meant attracted to everything.

"thing with a vagina" would be gynophilia or something wouldn't it


 No.547974

>>547962

how manly are the cuntboys


 No.547975


 No.547976

>>547975

Cool I'm glad we agreed that you'll stop being a piece of shit

just kidding lmfao you'll never grow up


 No.547977

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.547978

>>547962

Things become what they are called

Maybe you should just be and not give a shit about what it makes you


 No.547979

>>547970

If you don't have breakfast cereal have some oats... But don't stay in bed all day, get up and move around once in a while.


 No.547980

File: 1448957236396.png (90.58 KB, 580x570, 58:57, 1408598758289.png)


 No.547981

>>547977

its bad


 No.547982

File: 1448957294416.png (79.49 KB, 548x784, 137:196, ClipboardImage.png)

>>547951

it's a dog cock commission actually


 No.547983

>>54798

Good you deserve to fucking eat it


 No.547984

>>547966

i'm not even the one posting them. i just think it would be a lot more likely to stop happening if you'd stop kicking a hive, which you seem very intent on keeping up with. and until you quit acting so antagonistic, for all my knowledge or concern is worth, that's not even you. yet again.


 No.547985

>>547982

I like it, especially the expression but her torso and legs are out of scale with her head and arms


 No.547986


 No.547987

>>547982

so jade on nep?


 No.547988

>>547982

holy shit it is you

you came back for roxykitten's birthday


 No.547989

File: 1448957408092.jpg (43.09 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 1392775887583.jpg)


 No.547990

>>547978

If anything that's the exact opposite of me. I'd probably be ok with most things if they didn't have a vagina.


 No.547991

nep is the strongest nep


 No.547992

>>547990

Look at this MRA


 No.547993

>>547988

They didn't leave dude. They've been here for like at minimum a few days.


 No.547994

>Franklin Armory's Binary Firing System should be available the first quarter of 2016

Holy fug


 No.547995

>>547992

sorry i prefer dicks


 No.547996

>>547984

Listen

I'm kicking the hive, because you'll never understand what it's like to endure the bullshit men put you through on yearly basis

and decide to just give up and be sexually harassed through the nudes being posted

I'm never going to not kick the hive because I'm never going to give up the power it gives me to justify how shit you really are.

Kicking the hive is fun because the response is hatred. Predictable.

Cool? Cool.


 No.547997

i just want floating sentient dicks with no bodys attached to them


 No.547998

Lie Lied Lies


 No.547999

>>547996

cool

epic even


 No.548000

>>547985

yeah agreed

want to redline it for me? I just woke up and then smoked weed so im not exactly at the top of my game yet

>>547987

yep. good ship imo

>>547988

oh shit, i mean, yes of course how could i forget


 No.548001

File: 1448957581937.png (225.76 KB, 500x346, 250:173, tumblr_lnmwwhoUXs1qj6e6go1….png)


 No.548002

>>547996

>fuck with, cry victim

lol judaism


 No.548003

File: 1448957632516.gif (1.69 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten toddler 2.gif)

>>547996

*luvs u*


 No.548004

>>548000

Lmfao what's up bitch

Still hold a grudge?


 No.548005

chaz's art has always been bad tbh


 No.548006

sako sometimes uses bullets as dildos


 No.548007

>>548002

Sounds more like men to me.


 No.548008

>>548001

bullets? how tight is his little chess man asshole

i think he uses mortar shells


 No.548009

File: 1448957801810.png (632.96 KB, 570x900, 19:30, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.548010

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.548011

File: 1448957834834.jpg (9.18 KB, 216x170, 108:85, Boniface_IX.jpg)


 No.548012

>>548005

hello sir or madam, i am conducting a survey

would you be interested in showing me some art that you consider to be good, especially in the ways my art is bad? it would be very helpful for me. thank you in advance


 No.548013

you could actually totally use a 20mm cartridge as a dildo


 No.548014

>tfw you will never shove bullets down sako urethra


 No.548015

>>548008

of course chaz is the one into chess assholes


 No.548016

File: 1448957939242.png (50.23 KB, 185x214, 185:214, 1430706047832.png)


 No.548017

Chaz still filters me lmfaooooooo


 No.548018

>>548007

you literally just admitted to being a bitch for the purpose of doing just that, so. whoops, there's your validity.


 No.548019

>>548012

Here's a whole thread about what you're missing >>366236


 No.548020

File: 1448957995061.gif (339.87 KB, 143x283, 143:283, banana.gif)


 No.548021

>>548017

she has more sense than me


 No.548022

>>548018

>implying there was any to begin with


 No.548023

>>548018

Listen

Someone is posting my nudes

And you expect me to be more kind?


 No.548024

20x139mm ammunition is about 212.9mm or 8.38 inches long

you could definitely shove that up your bootyhole


 No.548025

>>548021

You both seem like idiots so you have more problems to worry about


 No.548026

Imagine

A dildo you have to register with the government


 No.548027

>>548023

You shit up our threads and expect us to be more kind?


 No.548028

>>548025

my nudes out there isn't one of them though


 No.548029

>>548027

lmfao great comparison forest gump


 No.548030

>>548023

>And you expect me to be more kind?

of course not, we know you better than that

you were a bitch before your nudes were posted, why would you lighten up now?


 No.548031

File: 1448958170040.gif (7.17 KB, 221x227, 221:227, 1396799301538.gif)


 No.548032

>>548028

You're right it's a never ending future of total mediocrity and laziness.

Chop chop big boy go living like I expect you to.


 No.548034

>>548000

I tried but it's too hard to do from my phone

GL


 No.548035

>>548023

i expect you to try it if you don't want there to be further reason for it to continue. can you do that? can you be the adult here and print the example of acting like a goddamned human being?


 No.548036

>>548030

She actually seems more tame after the nudes were posted. What happened to the spam?


 No.548037


 No.548038

>>548032

lol this ho fancies herself clairvoyant something fierce


 No.548042

>>548030

Why the fuck would I ever be kind to a man like you to begin with? Especially now?

Disgusting.

>>548035

You want kind me? You should have been more reasonable.


 No.548044

>>548042

i am being reasonable. please present otherwise.


 No.548045

File: 1448958380791.jpg (32.83 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 50056560_26420262.jpg)

>>548024

these things are designed to penetrate things a lot less penetrable than your intestinal lining

another bad idea. seems to be a theme


 No.548046

>>548042

you were unkind from the start


 No.548047

>>548036

Grant lets me post now.

I would feel bad if I proved it in the worst way.

I just want to tell you the truth.

How little you matter and how your entire identity means nothing.


 No.548048

>>548045

Hey, just don't bump the primer on something pointy while you're going to town on your ass and you should be fine


 No.548050

>>548047

None of the dumbass half-baked wannabe ice queen shit you post matters or is real to anyone but you


 No.548051

>>548046

Because I knew you from the start.

>>548044

If this is your reasonable, this is my reasonable.


 No.548052


 No.548053

>>548050

Lmfao you think I'm not a mirror?


 No.548054

>>548051

if you knew why did you give your nudes out


 No.548055

File: 1448958600387.jpg (63.83 KB, 620x620, 1:1, libya-bomb_1873437i.jpg)

>>548048

I mean the tip is too sharp and not good for ass insertion at all

now this on the other hand


 No.548056

Wait, why DOES grant let her post


 No.548057

>>548054

Inebriation and naivety about the kind of pathetic wesley was.

Those two.


 No.548058

>>548051

good, now try speaking like this with everyone. without all the unnecessary insults and assertions. maybe you'll see better results.


 No.548059

>>548056

he's lazy and needs new mods like me to help him


 No.548060

>>548057

You poor drunk baby being internet-raped by a stranger


 No.548061

File: 1448958678724.png (371.17 KB, 750x415, 150:83, ClipboardImage.png)

>>548055

That's a good point

You could probably put this up your ass though


 No.548062

>>548056

sometimes it seems


 No.548063

I mean it's probably not a good idea to put explosives in your asshole

but you could do it


 No.548064

>>548058

How about you bite my clit until it bleeds and cry unfair when I dig your eyes out your square skull


 No.548066

File: 1448958852205.mp4 (2.59 MB, 640x640, 1:1, pupper.mp4)

I hope you guys appreciate my epic oc


 No.548067

File: 1448958873406.jpg (68.86 KB, 625x408, 625:408, enhanced-10839-1413628480-….jpg)

>>548063

its not a good idea to put anything in your asshole in general

but some brave individuals, like the aimless renegade, cannot be stopped


 No.548068

>>548067

Godspeed pilgrim


 No.548069

File: 1448958935942-0.jpg (182.01 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, vfx2.jpg)

File: 1448958935943-1.jpg (171.53 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, vfx3.jpg)

>>548064

well then. here's one for the road.


 No.548070

>>548060

Egghead

You act like this because you've never been around other people.

You're an isolated loner who thinks feeling happy is an actual personality change.

You act like this because what you know is a life free from no stress outside of the academic.

No friends, no sex, no love, and no passion, no affection and no understanding.

You are an empty shell that goes without saying is shallow.

You're an entitled brat who as far as I'm concerned, never felt the pains of growing up because you denied they existed, and now you're the way that you are because of it.

If you want to get fucked so bad just launch yourself towards men, they're just as easy as I make them out to be.


 No.548071

>>548066

do a notice senpai one i'm pretty sure i saw one


 No.548072

>>548070

like 75% of this is you


 No.548073

>>548069

Predictably pathetic. Just utterly predictable.


 No.548075

>>548072

You wouldn't know the difference between me and egghead because you know less than a handful of people.


 No.548076

>>548070

You are unusually bad at reading people. Would you like me to give you a list of my actual insecurities?


 No.548078

>>548042

>Why the fuck would I ever be kind to a man like you to begin with?

exactly

you're a jew, and i'm a goy

we're destined to do this forever


 No.548079

Remember how I said we should send vfan to Sibera

We should do that


 No.548081

>>548073

gee, i wonder why it happened?


 No.548083

>>548079

Maybe if we put her nudes there she'll follow


 No.548086

>>548084

>>548085

so bad you posted it twice


 No.548087

i'm gonna take a 2h na

you should sleep too hsg


 No.548090


 No.548092

>>548086

just trying not to overuse "penetration"

dog penetration, horse penetration, womb penetration, etc and so on


 No.548093

>>548087

nah, fuck sleep. that shit's reserved for emergencies only.

[spoiler]rest well, tumblfaget.[/spoiler


 No.548096

>tfw you catch a missing bracket at the last second

shit's like

yo fuck


 No.548293

>>548031

:33 < Mop Mop Mop Mop




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