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No.548065
why are they still posting in the old thread it's going to explode
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>>548065
let them burn >:)
No.548082
>>548080
Don't mind if I do if you know what I mean
No.548088
I wanted to pee but now I have a boner
why is my life so hard
No.548089
>>548088
why can't you piss with a boner?
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>>548076
What do I have to read about you, hun? You've let us all know plenty of times.
More men are more complex than you are.
By your own admission.
>>548081
Because you can't take the pressing of your insecurities at a woman laughing at you and everything you do?
I'll hardly be the last. I hope you do similar things to them.
They'll be far less kind.
No.548095
>>548091
if you're a healthy adult human male you'll have already practiced aiming and pissing with a boner at least five thousand times
git gud
No.548097
>>548088
there's not that much difference between your existence and urine on the floor
so you might as well.
No.548098
>It's an alien episode
oh boy
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>>548094
you have a learning disability. i don't care about men or women. i care about human beings. become one, and your words may be worth listening to.
No.548101
>it's another vfan thread
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>>548102
fuck you i'm not clicking this wet shit again
No.548105
>>548104
why did you click the first time you dumbass
No.548106
>>548100
men and women are different you dumb fucking clown
women are different because of exposure to men.
The difference exists in how shit you are.
If you want to become one then start by removing yourself from the equation.
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>>548104
>>548105
go listen to video game soundtracks past 19 and wonder why people don't get you
No.548109
WHOA!!! I love OC Remix and that Mega Ran shit, what's wrong with VG music?
No.548110
>>548107
i'm sick of your shtick
No.548111
>>548108
I'm sick of your shtick
No.548112
>>548110
FFFFUCK YOU.
What Shtick?
No.548113
>>548111
Cool because I'm actually disgusted with your existence.
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No.548115
just in case anyone needs this.
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>>548114
hope you find how "becoming one" treats you lol
No.548117
>>548116
go pop a molly and make out with your tulpa.
No.548119
>>548117
I wish I could force molly down your fucking throat and thrust my mouth onto yours and rip out your tongue with my teeth just so you can feel every taste bud separating from your pathetic and weak fucking body.
No.548120
i was asleep since 1 pm
its 4 am now
what have i le missed
No.548121
>>548120
vfan being fucking annoying as shit again
No.548122
>>548120
nothing much
the usual
go ban me for being bad.
No.548123
Vfan is thoroughly on the soapbox but we respect her nevertheless. It's been like six hours.
No.548124
>>548120
grant, my man, get more mods
No.548125
>>548085
someone told me once their dog dildo was too pointy for them to take the knot, which i guess is the whole point of the fetish
but no its just sexy nep and muscular jade
No.548126
>>548124
yeah, i guess i do only have 2
but seeing poster ips is a curse i dont wish on anyone
No.548127
>>548119
i'm getting some really mixed messages here.
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No.548129
Oh God, how many people am I, really?
No.548130
>>548127
she clearly wants to be your kismesis
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>>548132
that's pretty hardcore dude
No.548137
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>>548134
Good boy points bless you dice roll mega post.
No.548139
Yes... just... fuck dude.
No.548140
>The woman tells to Iltalehti-magazine that when the man finished with his deed, he left her on the ground. The woman tried to pretend that everything was ok and and asked for the man to help her up.
>"I showed him that his phone had dropped. The man was delighted, took it and asked "Facebook?" He suggested that I would become his facebook friend", the woman tells.
>In middle of the shock the woman understood that Facebook was the only way to catch the rapist afterwards and accepted the friend request. After that she headed for the Helsinki's Töölö police station and showed the information to the police. The woman tells that the police left to search for the suspect immediately.
No.548141
Boss what in the fuck does any of that green shit mean?
No.548142
I want one really bad man
No.548144
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>>548143
Hail satan.
No.548145
I still don't think the nudes are even Vfan's.
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No.548147
We did it you guys, we saved Gristmas. Now no one will have ever seen VFan's exposed body.
No.548149
Two years from now vfan reveals that she was just another one of roasted's personas
Hiveswap remains unreleased and Homestuck is on the Terapause
No.548153
That's some sad shit, son.
No.548154
>>548150
You've proven nuts enough.
No.548156
Hey I've got something for general anxiety, you guys should really see doctors, though.
No.548157
>waiting on an invite to thing that lets you type words to make pictures happen
hahaha fuck yes
i am going to make so many hatted dick fish
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No.548166
My fetish is finely crafted european bolt action rifles
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>>548162
What have I done?
No.548168
>>548166
oh, it's terezifan
dont you have homework to do, buster brown
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>>548168
yeah but im watching x files
and its 3:30AM
No.548171
>>548168
chaz when did you start trying to be hsg's mom
is c1 telling you weird things again
No.548172
X-Files is so fucking fly.
No.548173
>>548171
i have a naturally nurturing and loving personality
but in that particular post i was putting him down for being a child
its a kind of revenge that you carry out on youngs when you're closer to death
No.548174
watching a cat drink water is so funny
the cute little tongue going but this weird angry concentration on its face
No.548175
>>548174
yeah
i love having a cat
No.548178
Honestly? I know that dude is fucking here.
Post my nudes. Post them.
Post my fucking body right now you fucking pussy. Go fucking ahead.
No.548179
>>548174
hey grant its been a while
how's the big apple, how's your old lady
No.548180
>>548179
everything's fine
how about you
No.548181
Don't invite danger into your life, Vfan. Some people exist just to do dumb shit like that. If you actually found a way to not come here for an extended period of time, you'd find yourself a ghost that no one remembered or cared about. I've jumped ship from a lot of communities in that way.
No.548182
here lies vfan
she gave her life to mildly annoy a few people
No.548183
>>548173
*missed u so much*
mama!!
No.548184
I am out of milk for my bowl of munchies-enriched cereal, chaz.
No.548185
>>548181
exactly
>people post the pics to trigger vfan
>vfan wont leave until people dont post the pics
its the circle of shit
No.548186
>>548185
How do we get out, boss?!
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>>548180
pretty good
but i woke up yesterday afternoon so now im having to draw quietly all night
>>548183
what did you fucks do to her
>>548184
hah sucks to be you
No.548189
posting things is for chumps.
No.548190
>>548188
we finally weaned her
No.548191
i can tell all of you right now
human body was not made to sleep 15 hours
No.548192
I regularly sleep that long and I am about to go there now, boss, I'll check you guys later.
No.548193
>>548192
once you stop regularly doing it it becomes hell to do
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>>548193
Until then, it's a blissful escape from reality's troubles thanks to these pills.
>>548115
Sleep tight, roxkit.
No.548195
>>548192
if you sleep 15 hours how are you always posting
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>>548194
>replying to your own posts
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>>548195
>not hooking your dreamscape up to the ultranet
>20XX
No.548198
what if phantos is more than one guy
No.548199
>>548198
shit, lets be phantos
No.548200
>>548198
I believe that in a sense you probably didn't mean.
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No.548203
dude
incomprehensible posting
lmao
No.548204
kicking over traffic cones for being an ugly shade of orange
No.548206
here, some non-sponsored original content
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>>548207
thanks
its made of maybe whatever's in titty mousepads
but its been oiled up so its shiny
oiled up with sweat
No.548210
>>548206
not really what i'm into but i appreciate you posting your art here again
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>>548208
i half expected a robodick
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>>548212
who's to say there isnt a cock attachment
several cocks, even. cocks shaped like horse cocks, even
>>548210
i appreciate your appreciation
No.548214
>>548213
headcanon: he's probably sitting on a detached one in that pic
No.548215
>>548214
now you've got it
i hereby declare your headcanon real canon. for my fanart
No.548216
hey chaz are you gonna do another cute pic for the lalondekittens' 3rd birthday
No.548217
>>548216
have we determined what the very first roxykitten shitpost was? when it was? can i see it
No.548218
>>548198
>more than one guy
for you
No.548219
>>548217
i recall in the archives it was sometime around january 2013
people were still rping kitten things using the regular roxy baby sprite before then though, and before that they would cling to you and drool on you
it's a complex memetic evolution that lead to the catbaby we know today, across multiple imageboards
her last birthday party was on dumbgarbage
No.548220
Who here has a heaping helping of ass?
No.548222
>>548209
good night joey!!!!
!
No.548223
WAKEUP
GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
No.548225
>>548224
shhhhshhshhhhhhhhh
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No.548231
i want to protect ben's smile
No.548235
Goddam, my man. Were you developed in a beer can? 'Cause you look like an ugly Tarzan. I bet they call you strongman. Get back in your trash can.
No.548236
oh man, i'm having booger problems
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No.548238
>filter doesn't work on phone
Shiiieeet
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No.548242
i wish dc universe online didnt end up being shit
i want a capeshit mmo so i can be a speedster
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No.548244
i want to play some shadowrun
like the tabletop, not the vidya
No.548245
>>548242
Champions online was pretty fun like 4 years ago
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No.548247
wanna tickle peri's puss-puss
No.548248
i need a socksie-wocksiejob tbh fam
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No.548252
one sundried ben for Extra Fun
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a vintage ben to trade in for three half-bens
No.548255
busted ben's bruised bumper
No.548256
a sleeping ben hidden in the blowjob fen
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No.548258
reading cape comic wikipedia synopses is really disillusioning
it makes you realize how massively nonsensical capeshit is even for its medium
No.548259
ben's bommmmmbbbeb bben hiS BEN
BBEN BEN!!! v abBEBNNNNN
B
E
N
No.548260
>>548258
i had the same experience with mgs
No.548261
Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 2 (2)
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>>548260
i'm finally watching somebody play the games and i still don't know what the fuck is going on
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>>548263
heh
us undertales, amirite???
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>>548258
it can be worse than animes :~)
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No.548270
>x is not working for me
le sign....
No.548271
>ben is not working for me
*squeal*
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No.548273
THESECFUCJING BARRJNGTON KIDS
IM SO SICK OF THESE FUCKING NOTMIES I SHOULDBE SAT ATVRGAT TGAT TABLE ASAAAAAAA
ASSASSAAAAAAAAM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I COULDVR BEEN CHADA
ASSAAAAAAAAAA
No.548274
>>548272
this but instead of a zoo it's a garbage compactor
No.548275
I PUT THE CUNT ON A PEDESTAL.
No.548276
>>548274
fuck off sponge could be key to unlocking a new way to evolution
No.548277
I COULD BE THE OMEGA CHAD IF I DIDNT EAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME OH MY GOD
No.548278
IM DO GREASY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄ
No.548279
i cant beat to sponge loosing it ;o)
what do you kids use
fakku?
No.548280
>>548276
the only key i hope he is to is a car that's about to explode
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No.548282
i was going to give her a 70s magazine but sHES TALKING TO FUCKING CHADDDDDDDD OH NY FUCKKJING SHIT
WHAT TGE FUCKINH SHIT OH MY GOD
HOW COULD IVE DHAVECDONE THIS
IM YOUR LORD
No.548283
i hope ben likes my pressie >::)
No.548284
>>548279
that and hitomi.la
No.548285
>>548282
you have hsg to be your girl
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No.548287
sponge "the perfect gentlemen" lord
No.548288
I'LL GO DYE MY OWN HAIR BLONDE
I'LL CAKE ON MY OWN FUCKING MAKEUP
I'LL LEARN MORE ABOUT BOBBY KENNEDY THAN SHE COULD POSSIBLY RETAIN
No.548289
just kidding! it's ironic! i'm ironic! and epic!
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>>548289
lad
this was not epic
No.548294
>>548292
is this the big guy from no country for old men's son
No.548295
Who here is a really boring anon who only wants steam games.
YOURE BORING
No.548296
>>548295
send them weed so they'll become interesting...
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No.548298
I would if I knew how to get weed
how do you get the weed?
No.548299
>>548298
1.go to the park
2.wait
3.????
4.profit
No.548300
>>548298
you gotta know a guy who might know a guy
No.548301
isnt weed legal now in the us?
cant you just go to a coffee shop?
No.548302
>>548300
but I dont know a guy
all I do is shitpost
I havent talked to anyone but my mother for 3 years
No.548303
>>548302
ask chaz or phantos for a hookup
No.548304
Chaz how do you get weed?
Phantos can you just never post again?
No.548305
>>548301
only in some states, and i think it's still highly regulated. like you have to have a medical card pretty much anywhere but colorado.
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DID SOMEONE SAY PHANTOS?
KHAN AND WESLEY ARE HERE TO DEFEAT THE PHANTOS MENACE
No.548307
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!
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>>548306
my dick should be bigger
No.548310
There are 3D printed revolver prototypes now
this is very very exciting
No.548311
so everyone can have gun...
No.548312
>>548310
*3d prints a gun*
*shoots an normie in my school*
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No.548314
i genuinely hope that sako is killed in a mass shooting
No.548315
>>548313
mass market 3d printing could do wonders for garage kits
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No.548317
can i 3d print a living, life sized peridot?
No.548318
>>548317
sure, for only the low price of a meal at taco bell!
No.548319
>vriska
>vrisk
>frisk
coincidence?
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No.548322
>tfw you will never be defeated by hsg hunks
No.548323
If only sponge were as handsome as I
No.548324
I like men, but they're a bit manipulative. They're so cocky that the moment someone gives a shit about them they start fucking with it.
No.548325
there isn't blood in my veins anymore
it's all bile now
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>>548325
time to consider le epic suicide?
No.548328
Next time, instead of crushing on men that are smarter than me, I'll need to fall for one that's dumber... Someone I can keep in line...
No.548329
>>548327
i have
i don't know, i'd like to live for a while. i just want to piss and moan as much as possible
i'm going to wallow in my own filth because nobody hot will let me wallow in theirs
No.548330
>>548328
if you want a betabux retard try rev
No.548331
>>548330
he's even got the bodyhair... do it eggy...
No.548332
>>548329
i can be your hot anon
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>>548329
Next time, stop trying to fool yourself into thinking you're a normie
No.548336
The 17-year-old Finnish girl had only dated Ramin Azimi for a month before she tried to end their relationship. The court heard how she had wanted to see another man, but Mr. Azimi demanded marriage and children of her. When she wouldn’t cooperate, Mr. Azimi attacked the young woman while she was out jogging.
Equipped with spare clothing, rope and gasoline, the Afghan asylum seeker raped his former lover in revenge for leaving him. Having completed this act, Mr. Azimi then tied the girl to a chair in an abandoned shed, poured petrol over her, and set her alight.
Showing a flair for sensitivity and good timing, just days after the rape and murder judgement was passed on asylum seeker Mr. Azimi, Finland’s immigration service made an announcement stating that neither murdering nor raping in Finland would block a migrant’s chances of being granted asylum.
>Finland’s immigration service made an announcement stating that neither murdering nor raping in Finland would block a migrant’s chances of being granted asylum.
>Finland’s immigration service made an announcement stating that neither murdering nor raping in Finland would block a migrant’s chances of being granted asylum.
>Finland’s immigration service made an announcement stating that neither murdering nor raping in Finland would block a migrant’s chances of being granted asylum.
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>>548333
>>548329
next time kill chad
No.548338
>>548336
serves her right for dating him in the first place >:)
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>>548336
does anyone give a rat's ass about finland
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>>548336
and the world thinks america's as ass backwards as it gets.
No.548343
>egg wants a man to keep in line
>sponge wants a gf to wallow in their filth
connect the dots people
No.548344
The prosecutor said Mr. Azimi killed because he was consumed with jealousy, and even said his struggles with obtaining Finnish citizenship had played a part in driving him to kill.
LOL
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>>548343
Dumber than me is still a pretty high bar....
No.548347
egghead is too beneath me to submit to
if anything i'd use her as a pack animal
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>>548344
the prosecutor said that? you mean the guy's defense attorney, right?
No.548349
someone massage my thighs
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>>548330
>>548331
>betabux retard
Not really
>>548341
>not even knowing me and being this mean
Wow
No.548351
need a little more rev in my life
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>>548350
>mean if I'm not all over your cock
It's like I'm talking to ...!
No.548353
>>548352
You don't need to be anywhere near my cock
No.548354
i'd rather hang out with rev than smeghead TBH
No.548355
ive been up for almost 24 hours and I honestly want to die
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>>548355
i've only been up for five and i want to die
No.548358
i just want a cute gf that i can talk about birds and watch x files with
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>>548355
What happened to sleeping? I thought you were sick?
No.548360
>>548359
my room is like 80 degrees and ive been in pain all night
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>>548304
literally from the weed store
No.548362
i ship smeghead (sponge x egghead)
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>>548360
Jesus fuck, is there really no box fan in your house? What hurts?
No.548364
>>548362
i wish someone would ship them to the arctic!!!
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>>548363
its just blowing hot air
and my everything tbh
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>>548366
turn the air conditioning on, you frump
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>>548365
i'm not freaking kidding!!! get out!!!
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>>548366
Are you sneezing, coughing?
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>>548366
blowing hot air? sounds just like you a ha ha ha
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>>548367
its winter i dont have an ac and i cant open the window or my parents will get pissed at me
No.548374
Do I wear a blazer to my insurance thing
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>>548375
shut thef fuck up
No.548377
i hope you get a lot of flacbook...
for your macbook...
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i dont remember anything bad about rev
No.548382
*wraps a messy turd in a blanket*
guess who
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>>548381
did you forget the autoerotic asphyxiation of roxykitten post he made
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>>548383
is that a joke or
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