No.548721
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No.548726
seems you've activated my trap card
No.548729
No.548730
>>548728
whats with the bonifaces
No.548732
No.548733
boniface more like
MALEFACE am i right
thats a latin joke ladies and gents
No.548734
First for shitposting from traffic
No.548735
>>548733
youre so
*fans self*
educated
No.548736
>>548734
pay attention to the road you unsafe doofus
No.548737
No.548740
No.548741
Soft & Smooth
I have arrived.
No.548742
No.548743
I am here to tell men they suck and chew pussy and I'm all out pussy
No.548744
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>>548736
I was at a light you square
No.548750
No.548751
you guys want some snert?
No.548753
>>548751
only if you serve it in a clog
No.548755
>>548749
you are so dumb that you could get in a wreck by forgetting the light turned green, 5 minutes after the fact.
No.548756
i wish i could be consoled by futuresponge right now
No.548757
No.548758
>>548755
basically this but phrased a lot less mean
No.548759
when will rich people be destroyed
No.548760
YOU LADS WANT SOME MOUTHPICS???
No.548761
>>548759
I wonder every day
No.548762
remember when shaquille o'neil was popular?
man that shit was crazy
No.548763
No.548764
>>548762
shaq never died you dumb bitch
No.548765
im so tired of being poor holy shit
in just a couple more months ill be able to get an actual job
No.548766
remember when bush was president
man that shit was crazy
No.548767
remember when homestuck updated
man that was crazy
No.548768
remember homestuck
crazy shit
No.548769
>>548764
fam that's rude ;_;
also i know he never died, but he is definitely not a household name anymore
No.548770
>>548767
this sounds made up
No.548771
>>548765
*presses butthole against the tip of your nose*
*expels a hi pitched fart*
No.548772
>>548768
emphasis on the 'shit'
ho ho ho
No.548773
>>548767
No
I don't remember. I forgot.
It's been too long.
No.548774
>>548764
then where are his weird sourdough burger king endorsements now
No.548775
>>548771
*inhales*
mmm yes thank you waiter ill take this one
No.548776
>>548771
this is what rich people really want
No.548777
If youre not gonna notice me. Then im gonna take down your ship, Senpai!
No.548778
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No.548780
>>548769
I'm sorry.
Shaq is a living legend who's name should be respected
No.548781
>>548777
can someone redpill me on this meme
No.548782
No.548783
No.548786
No.548787
sharktits I am responding
No.548788
>>548781
i think its pretty self explainitory.
Its sharks, that are Tsundere
No.548789
>>548774
Two words
Gold Bond
No.548790
If you don't respond, I'll kill myself.
No.548791
>>548780
the man is a capitalist sellout, he sold his soul to fruit of the loom
how can you hold him in such high esteem?
No.548792
No.548793
>>548784
I've never fully watched this video, only the beginning with the spitting
Should I?
No.548794
>>548793
me neither actually
No.548795
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No.548797
>>548755
If someone rear ends me it's his liability dumbo
No.548798
collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible collect the collectible
No.548799
>>548794
I cant watch it all the way thorugh
No.548800
>>548797
ill rear end you bby
No.548801
>>548797
Your existence is a liability tbh
No.548802
>>548790
this is a tried and true technique
No.548803
>>548781
knowyourmeme.com/memes/tsundere-sharks
No.548804
the cyclone sisters are fighting!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
No.548805
would you endorse homestuck if it meant mad cash
No.548806
No.548807
>>548805
I could use the money right now
No.548808
>>548801
this but with you and your family
No.548809
One day when I was 7 I was walking home from school, being all aryan and white, when all of a sudden an evil jew jumped out of
the bushes.
"Torah! Torah!", he shouted in hebrew, all jewish and shit. Then he grabbed me with his evil jew hands and dragged me through the
bushes and laid me down onto the grass beneath him. I struggled with all my aryan might, but his strong, hairy, manly arms
held me firm to the ground.
"Today I will have you recieve the old testament.", he told me, unnzipping his jew-pants. I marvelled before his testament. I had
never seen such a thick and immense testament before.
"Suck it!", he ordered me, forcing it deep into my defenseless aryan throat. "Torah! Torah!" I gasped for air as the hairy man had
his way with me, plunging the shaft of his testament even deeper into my innocent throat, and I could do nothing but serve him.
"I see you like the shaft of my testament deep inside of you. Now lets see how you like it up your pinky white bum!"
"Oh, no, mr jew!", I cried out. "Not my tender white aryan bum!"
...but this jew knew no mercy as he turned me around, and soon he plowed into me, filling me up in ways I could never even have
imagined. I completely lost my breath as he pounded my soft like aryan ass with his thick and hard man-shaft. I found myself
groaning for every breath as his strokes reached deep inside of me, filling me with a sensation so overwhelming that I could
hardly think.
"Do you enjoy having your innocent aryan ass being ravaged by my hard jew cock?", my jew smirked evilishly. I could hardly reply,
gasping for air with his every thrust.
Then his panting increased too, until he penetrated me like never before, burying his the full length of his hot testament deep
inside of me. He gripped me firmly and I could feel the shaft of it pumping still, filling my soft, tight ass with his
jewishness. It was nothing I could do but climax myself, my body responding to his. I wished it would never stop. I had finally
found my master race.
No.548810
No.548811
>>548809
Hey cool autismkitten is here
Maybe I jangle my car keys in front of his face he'll get excited and happy.
No.548813
No.548814
See I'm making a joke at his expense about his aspergers that makes him an intellectually and emotionally immature personality void
No.548815
i just want to marinate my face in her ass sweat, hsg
No.548816
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No.548821
>>548816
>>548818
t-that's epic right??? isn't that the epic thing to want to do???
No.548822
>>548817
*gives you a cum cleanse*
No.548823
>>548815
sorry sponge, that booty juice is reserved for chad
No.548824
>>548817
woash ü.... fffFFFffFaacere cxxxxxD^^%DDDDDddd^Dd^^^D
No.548826
chad and normie are the two funniest concepts to me aside from cuck
No.548827
>>548825
every time
every fucking time
No.548828
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No.548832
vfan is best when only being slightly mean and also contributing to conversations instead of spouting snarky one-liners
No.548833
No.548834
finally, i reached /homosuck/. the adventure starts here!
No.548835
No.548837
>>548832
I can tell this is cletus.
cletus I don't need you singing my praises I need you singing while I urinate down your throat
No.548839
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>>548800
Oh bby
Let's exchange insurance~
No.548840
No.548841
im just so fuckening tired
No.548842
egghead you couldn't get fucked if your life depended on it
t b h
No.548843
No.548844
what's your fav topping on a pizza hsg
omega nightmare mode: no pineapple
No.548845
>>548842
if her life depended on it, i'd fuck her
No.548846
No.548847
>>548840
oh.
well my urine has to go somewhere, anyways.
No.548848
so this is vfan's roommate.
ya vfan is fucking horrible to live with.
her room is a disaster and she steals shit from me and our other room mate and hides squirrels it away in one of her panty covered piles.
I cant stand her
No.548849
>>548844
a cute girl's spit
No.548850
>>548844
i can't answer this
No.548852
No.548853
>>548844
chicken
boring but good
No.548854
No.548856
>>548844
sausage and mushroom
No.548857
>>548848
this but unironically
No.548858
No.548859
>>548851
oh man
i no longer like egghead
No.548860
why does she look like that
No.548861
No.548862
>>548861
i mean i would too
but i wouldnt enjoy it
No.548863
No.548864
>>548844
pineappel on pizza is disgusting
DISGUSTING
No.548865
>>548862
if you wouldnt enjoy it then why would you do it...............
No.548866
Egghead more like
BeggHead
cuz she begs for dick
No.548867
you know, im completely unphased by gore at this point
but that face
it haunts me
No.548868
No.548869
No.548870
>>548865
gotta put your dick somewhere
No.548871
No.548872
>>548862
I kinda like skinny girls.
if she put some makeup on she'd be better tho
No.548873
>>548869
you can do much better
No.548874
>>548869
why should I not be mean to people who have said the shit they've said towards me.
that's basically it actually.
No.548876
>>548874
ok fair enough
>>548873
??
No.548877
No.548878
>>548872
that's not the face of a skinny girl
No.548879
>>548876
if youre an 8 egghead's a 2
No.548880
No.548881
>>548869
it's the closest thing to feeling
No.548883
the important is that i'm the meaniest
No.548884
No.548885
>>548879
im more of a -8 actually
No.548886
if you arent mean youre weak
No.548887
I still can't believe you think my body and face is less attractive than egghead
like, that's just not true tho. I'm not that bad looking. At least like, comparatively.
like you're disgusting immoral fuck heads but at least be fair about it
No.548888
why wont wouter accept how cute he is
No.548889
>>548878
the fuck.
it totally is
No.548890
i want to steal egg away and start a new life with her
No.548891
>>548884
really?
really?
>>548885
fuck off
>>548887
>implying that's you in that picture
No.548892
No.548893
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No.548896
>>548895
the every anon who hates me is the same person meme wasn't funny when moody did it
No.548897
No.548898
>>548888
it's my entire self deprication schtick
im probably a 7 tbh
No.548899
No.548900
>>548888
he's just fishing for compliments
the best way around it is to tell him to fuck off
No.548901
Wouter a cute tbh
I'd give em a kiss
No.548902
>>548898
if i shaved my horrible beard that is
No.548903
No.548904
>>548896
moody took it from me that meme stealing whore
No.548905
>>548903
no............................
No.548906
>>548887
Id actually pic egghead over you
You're both not that pretty
but egghead has a redeemable face if she puts on makeup
You dont.
No.548907
what if vfan is actually ben
No.548908
>>548907
waht if im actually your mum
No.548909
No.548910
No.548911
>>548906
oh no
a gross nerd doesn't want to stick their gross dick in me
I'm ruined my self esteem is gone
No.548912
think about it
who's autistic enough to pull the shit vfan does off?
No.548914
No.548915
i should go to bed
but instead im here
talking to you nerds
>>548910
okay bye
No.548916
>>548907
You don't have to wonder.
No.548917
we've never seen vfan and ben in the same room have we
No.548918
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No.548920
>>548887
the eyebrows and uggo piercings are a huge minus
and i don't know what egg's body looks like so you win by default
No.548921
i didnt actually fuckl ooff
im still here
reply to me
No.548922
>>548918
knew it
called it
nailed it
No.548923
>egghead's egg shaped booty
No.548924
hey vfan hey vfan vfan how are you vfan do you know youre a bitch vfan vfan what do you think about hsg vfan look at me vfan look
No.548925
>>548921
if you were a wrestler, what would your entrance music be?
No.548926
i nailed it like a man with boxcutter
No.548927
you are beatifuuul
not matter what they say
words can bring you dooowwnnn ♫
No.548928
>>548926
that doesnt make any sense.........
No.548929
i hit that like a /soc/ whore
No.548930
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>548925
this but played on the kazoo
No.548931
i raped it like that guy who raped vfan
No.548932
No.548933
>>548920
the eyebrows were a thing I do like
when I'm doing gay stuff.
which is where I was headed before hsg ruined my night, that night. And every consecutive night after building in intensity and hatred.
and piercings are good.
>>548924
I'm here my child.
No.548934
No.548935
*dieter laser voice*
death rape! death rape! death rape!
No.548936
hey hsg what do you think of vfan
we should make a poll about what we all think of vfan
No.548937
>>548933
But all the peircings and tattoos in the world wont change you fucking saggy ass and ugly face
No.548938
>>548844
people who put pineap on the pizz should be shot on sight
No.548940
someone crop vfans face and post it i forgot what it looked like
or just post the nudes
No.548941
No.548943
>>548940
how about
don't post the nudes
No.548944
>>548942
god fucking damn it
No.548945
No.548946
petition to make posting vfan nudes a bannable offense
wait did i post this yesterday?
or sunday?
shit
No.548947
if she doesn't want her nudes le respoted here... why did she le post them in the le first le place...
No.548948
>>548947
inebriation and naivety
No.548949
okay im actually gonna go yo be now
No.548950
>>548942
she's hot
she's not vfan so you're allowed to admit that she's hot
No.548951
should i cum on vfan's nudes, y/n
No.548952
*posts my nudes so you guys keep reposting mine and not vfans anymore*
No.548953
>>548946
>posting the nudes a bannable offense
>not replying to her, just that
spoken like a true cuck!
No.548954
>>548946
grant doesnt want to be she told him to kill his dog hehe
No.548955
>>548946
ae how did you steal xlrs trip
No.548956
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>>548956
that compliment was not directed at you
No.548959
>>548951
if you can get it up to them
No.548960
I don't need this shit right now
bye lol
No.548961
No.548962
>>548960
see you in a few seconds
No.548963
No.548964
>>548959
>>548963
will deliver soon
No.548965
>>548953
i was behind the initial push to make replying to vfan a bannable offense.
At the very least, i think most rational people can agree that posting someone's nudes against their express wishes is a shitty move. In addition, it's illegal in some states. It's much easier to justify making posting the nudes a ban vs. making replying to vfan a ban.
No.548966
reminder that xlr is a pedo lover
No.548967
>>548965
lmao, get a le load of this cuck! what a white knight! how le ironic! how epic le!
No.548968
>>548966
oh that's right, why should we listen to this faggot?
No.548969
>>548950
okay
but she still isn't
No.548970
xlr is kinda right
but who cars
No.548971
xlr is a literal cuck in the truest meaning of the word
No.548972
>>548970
no he's definitely right
posting vfans nudes should be a bannable offence
good thing those arent vfans nudes
No.548973
>>548743
>>548743
You finally grew some balls, huh?
No.548974
No.548975
>>548842
I could walk into any bar tonight and score, it's not hard. That's why I'm only in it for the real game...
No.548976
>>548972
*shoves my smelly peepee-kun down ur throat*
No.548977
vfan spammed that one time do you remember that shit
does "she", or should i say it, really deserve to be treated like a human
No.548978
>>548975
you and vfan should have a contest to see who can get laid the most times
No.548979
>>548978
I'm pretty sure I've already won since I've had sex at least twice
No.548980
No.548981
>>548979
vfan said she's had sex like with 5 different people
No.548982
>>548981
and you believed her
No.548983
>>548980
Well yeah, but it's still true
>>548981
The SLUT
No.548985
vfan and egg should just have sex with each other
get it over with and stop acting so tsundere towards one another
No.548986
Vfan and Egghead both have a week to provide proof of them having sex with as many people as possible.
Whoever can get laid the most times has the most game and will be crowned queen of HSG and will receive a prize.
No.548987
>>548986
is the prize a bullet in their skull
No.548988
>>548986
What's the prize, AIDS? It's too late you can't give it to vfan twice
No.548989
>>548981
vfan also admitted to being a compulsive liar
No.548990
>>548987
that's also the losers punishment
No.548991
if i join in does fucking a bowl of jello count
i could totally win this thing
No.548992
>>548987
I was thinking an amazon gift card
No.548993
>>548987
no the prize is the most STDs
No.548994
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No.548995
No.548996
No.548997
does fucking an animal count
No.548998
this >>548964 anon lied to us
burn him
No.548999
>>548991
it has to be shaped like a women
and it has to be a different flavor each time.
No.549000
>>548992
Corporate elitazon? As a symbolic fuck you proletariat?
No.549001
No.549002
do you guys want to talk about vfan and egg
No.549003
hey vfan and egg do you guys are stupid slut btiches
No.549004
>>549000
If thats how you feel about it. Sure
No.549005
>>549002
WHAT ELSE WOULD WE TALK ABOUT
No.549006
do you have time to talk about your queen and saviour egghead
No.549007
>>548998
didn't wesley say he'd do that once
No.549008
No.549009
Sir have you accepted Laozi as your Lord and Personal Saviour?
No.549010
>>549009
daoism is the most basic white bitch thing ever
No.549011
>>549009
i dont know who this lousy person is
but he sounds like a classy lady
No.549012
No.549013
are you doing yoga while shitposting too
No.549014
Laozi I don't mean no disrespect but you need to feel that bowl with some shit that makes some sense
No.549015
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No.549018
everyone knows i'm the best
you don't need a poll for that
No.549019
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No.549021
>>549018
you're the most generic attention whore in the entire board
No.549022
>>549019
hey dont talk shit about lapis anon
Theya re my BEST FRIEND
No.549023
>ctrl+f (you)
>60 results
welp
time to kill myself
No.549024
hsg: vfan and egghead general
No.549025
>>549015
Hey man that's dangerous you lunatic put the phone down
No.549026
>>549023
that includes replies
No.549027
>>549012
dot isn't in that poll
No.549028
>>549026
this is the first one ive gotten
No.549029
isnt egghead the one that lusts after shota dick
No.549030
>>549027
dot doesnt exist anon
No.549031
That poll is about who is best in bed btw
Amazon gift card plz
No.549032
I kinda wanna fuck vfan tbqh
No.549033
No.549034
>>549033
now there's two
stop ruining my method
No.549035
>>549031
You gotta PROVE youre good in bed tho.
No.549036
every time I think to check HSG lately it's always in the middle of some Intense Trip Discussion and it's like, hmm, does HSG really need me right now?
and the answer is yes every time what's up homestuck
No.549037
>>549032
love yourself dot
No.549038
>>549029
yes
it's weird that she likes hairy men but is also a fan of shotas
No.549039
>>549029
Common myth
I actually tried dating again and dumped him because he was too young/still had a boner for the breaded one
What an EPIC choice that was
No.549040
>>549034
just ctl+f "s (You)"
No.549041
>>549036
wwhats up babybutt
No.549042
No.549043
>>549036
*shoots you to death*
No.549044
honestly egg and vfan should just post their tits and we can vote who has better boobs
No.549045
reminder that saltlick is the new gristmas anon
No.549046
>>549044
vfan doesn't even have tits
No.549047
>>549034
>>549040
alternatively, "(You) 1" if you're a dirty mixed Pseudonymous and Anonymous user
>>549045
this is a new one
No.549048
>>549045
i wonder what true-gristmasanon is up to
No.549049
No.549050
No.549051
EGGHEAD WHAT DO YOUR TITS LOOK LIKE?
No.549052
>>549046
I don't even have tits
No.549053
>>549051
Like vfans except not inverted
No.549054
No.549055
for the record, I am not new Gristmas anon. the way you can tell is that the emails actually got sent out instead of the whole project degenerating into a shambles due to my own incompetence and lack of internal motivation
No.549056
Homestuck "thirsty" General
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eruopean seerealy monnotonus
No.549058
mostly the yearly blooming is when it strikes
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No.549060
you gotta wonder where you'll get it next from texting
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>>549058
>>549060
is someone spamming with a fuckening Markov chain
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mexlanting is the new generously baning the coreclty
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morning touter for the back night
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breed the dirt into fulfillment
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fanning yourself is masturbation
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*rises from the fuckin dead*
i'm back baby
so what happened in the past like 10 days
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>>549054
The first time roasted grabbed my titties I said "hey you can't just grab my breasts!" And he goes "I didn't grab anything," jiggle, "see? There's nothing to grab."
And it was mean but secretly I always thought it was really funny.
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yea put it in my foot fucker
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>>549069
i was crowned queen
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>>549070
thats kinda hot honestly. Im not even kidding
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anything teasing the bowling deck
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pour me a glass of self awareness
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gulp down the fuckf fucking fuckerr shitint gobllo goobble my turky dick sonny boy fuckkk
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so did the threads finally stop breaking after a couple hundred posts or what
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>>549073
Yeah...
Funny people are really attractive to me tbh
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No.549189
>>549070
My girlfriend's into me being rough
I'm not so into being rough
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>>549189
hey I'm rough
and I'm not so rough