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No.549537
can we do tripshipping next
No.549539
i hate vris
so fucking much
No.549595
Hey Angel, chaz, or glub
If I commission a mtg alter (paints) what should I look at price-wise
No.549596
You're a good anon to treat artists with respect.
No.549597
>>549595
anywhere from $20 to $80
No.549604
holy SHIT my loan deferment went through
ahahaha, wow, that makes my life so much easier for six whole fuckin' months
No.549605
>>549597
>>549597
So if I want a Mana Vault altered to have the cube just floating in the depths of space (keeping the card name and Mana cost intact) what do you think that would run
No.549606
>>549604
Glad to hear things are looking up for you!
No.549610
hey angel, chaz, or glub
fuck you rip-off scibble artists ahahaa
No.549613
>>549605
oh
just do that yourself nigger jfc
No.549620
a NEET and his autismbux are soon parted
No.549650
I don't like this hunger game thing
do something else
No.549653
It's kinda eh, but fun to watch on the sidelines. Not like we have anything else going on!
No.549670
>>549605
ill do that for 20 dollars but you have to provide the card
No.549674
>>549610
and a good day to you too sir
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No.549694
>>549613
I can't into art.
No.549696
>>549670
>you have to provide the card
Well yeah, I figured
It'll be sometime next week before I get paid, so should I just toss you an ask on tumblr or twitter or what when I'm ready?
No.549708
>>549696
yeah sure, twitter is best, email is second best
were you thinking of mailing it? in the usps?
No.549793
>>549708
>>549696
do a usps first class padded mailer, with a chunk of corrugated cardboard in there to make accidental bending harder
speaking as someone who spends all day mailing things to people, I can tell you that the post office is a little busy right now, and first class mail is going to be delayed
No.549798
>>549708
Yes, sleeved how i play it, then in a sealed toploader.
If you can't resleeve it like you get it, I have a spare Mana Vault to play with, I can keep the alter as a nice art piece.
PayPal or cash?
No.549802
>>549793
This ain't my first rodeo, friend
I paid $25 for a fucking (Ring of Ma'Ruf) because it's FUCKING LEGAL IN EDH AND THAT IS HILARIOUS
No.549805
>>549802
that is a quantity of dollars
No.549827
>>549805
(5) instead of drawing your next card, get a card you own from outside the game, put it in your hand, and exile Ring of Ma'Ruf
>in sanctioned events, this is limited to your sideboard
It's the greatest card i have ever seen
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No.549834
>>549798
paypal is good, but you can mail cash if you really want to
>>549793
thank you sweetie
No.549859
>>549834
Alright, I can load this prepaid card and pay that way, I think?
No.549864
>>549828
Who else in hsg plays magic
No.549873
>>549864
ben, jon, probably some other nerd
No.549882
>>549873
Oh.
But I'll have first alter art commission up in this bitch, yeah?
No.549900
>>549859
sure, give it a try
No.549904
>>549900
Well it's a PayPal card, so I figure
No.549919
No.549920
aren't you forgetting another queen, hsg?
No.549921
>>549920
queen?
ha
more like queef
No.549922
>>549920
She's dead. Thanks Joey!
No.549923
>>549920
Poop was killed by based Joey
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No.549925
>>549802
>>549827
it's cool I guess
No.549927
No.549928
>>549926
seems like ass, and shit
No.549929
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
1 - work on paper
2 - shitpost
No.549931
i wish i had a vagina so i didnt have to go out of my way to put a dildo in me
No.549932
>>549925
>get target card you own. You may play it this game.
Come on that's great
No.549933
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
why are the skeletons still there
it's fucking december
No.549934
>>549932
Getting shit from outside the game is cool and all but for 10 mana you can do a LOT more.
Like, that's half way to spawnsire.
No.549935
>>549929
the dice know best
No.549936
>>549933
they're tiptoeing nigger, not performing an olympic sprint
tiptoeing their way off the board is gonna take some time
No.549937
get it
im saying nigger to establish that we're both from 4chan and therefor share a bond over the same experience and to an extent a sort of brotherhood that we are a part of
No.549938
>>549933
are they going to be replaced with reindeers or elves or what
No.549939
>>549936
I kept on thinking that they were slowly moving to the left of the screen but I eventually realized they weren't.
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| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
>>549938
skeltons with santa hats
No.549943
>>549937
I am not your nigger
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No.549946
>>549943
face it... we're /b/rothers
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No.549948
>>549945
if you do that then you'll see im nearly half these posts
No.549949
No.549950
the santa hats are hust very transparent
No.549952
>>549948
who is he
the elusive shitpost man
No.549953
ive jerked off like 5 times today
No.549954
No.549956
>>549920
no, i remembered WQ
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No.549958
me sweepy fams
but me also hungy and thowsty and theres no food/drink in the house
so many problems for this little lad...
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No.549960
>>549958
maybe you should eat my ass lol
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No.549962
why did hussie so lovingly render WQ's ass
No.549964
>>549962
that wasn't Hussie, it was the guy who made March Eridan
No.549965
No.549966
>Rose's scabbard is on
no...
I don't want to see Pearl broken and Steven nearly dying again...
No.549967
M A X I M U M
P R O S T A T E
S T I M U L A T I O N
No.549968
remember carapaces
they were the shit
No.549969
>>549968
WV really went to shit
No.549970
>>549962
the queens are designed to be sexually appealing to the players, to encourage them to take part in repopulation activities
pic related, it's what karkat would have found if he'd opened the end-of-session door
No.549971
>when a site notices i have adblock on and tell me to please take it off
No.549972
>>549970
i really wanna jerk off but i need to work on this paper
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No.549974
would pearl kill steven if doing so would make rose reappear from his gem
No.549975
>this WQ is still alive
>hasn't been seen in 3 years and 3000 pages
No.549976
>>549974
she probably already considered it
No.549977
>homestuck was 9 years ago
No.549978
>>549975
what if she hooks up with slick
No.549979
>>549967
this on the other hand, is the purpose of the black queens
they hate creating new life and so use their black inches to peg male players silly, forcing them to waste their seed all over the floor, and turn female players gay by giving them a better time than any man ever could, ruining them for the opposite sex forever
the only male whose dick snowman has ever let near her pussy is crowbar
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No.549981
>>549978
w-what happens to ms paint
No.549982
Reminder that Kusogen is hosting this year's Gristmas event as a ploy to get all of your addresses and fuck with you.
No.549983
>>549981
oh right
okay what if she hooks up with uhhhhhh
with Union Jack I guess
No.549984
>>549981
she ends up with snowman
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No.549986
>>549982
what's the worse he can do
No.549987
>>549975
we still don't know how Jane alchemized a fork from her scepter
No.549988
>>549986
free horse dildos for all of hsg
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No.549990
>>549979
his dick gets kind of near her pussy when she pegs him though
No.549991
>>549979
>WQ leglocking you so you have to cum inside everytime you have sex
No.549992
>>549982
everyone has my address
No.549993
>>549974
literally 100% yes
No.549994
>>549985
the epic doxxxxxer of hsg
No.549995
>>549992
Ben..........................................
No.549996
>>549934
I run spawnsire, and three Mana combos to immediately hit the 20 cost ability.
No.549997
>>549994
then i would have doxxed zwid by now
No.549998
>>549990
that's the point
she lets them get tantalizingly close to those breeding hips so that their body already instinctively prepares to shoot a load, even if it's not going to make it to her womb
then she lays them on their back so they can see those hips go to work
No.549999
>>549992
what about people who arent autistic
No.550000
>>549999
where do you think you are
No.550001
>>549999
>/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General
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No.550004
>>549999
>people who arent autistic
>hsg
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No.550006
Me aka the only person who isn't autistic
No.550007
when should i sleep so i don't miss the get
No.550008
>>550007
it's days away
are we still unlisted
No.550009
No.550010
golly gee i sure do love peridot
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>>550011
stop this madness
No.550014
>>549991
headcanon: being optional bosses, the queens are pretty strong
their leg strength rivals that of the sea dwellers
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No.550016
>>550007
do you mean 555555
that'll take at least two weeks if we post fast enough
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No.550019
>>550014
My legs have huge muscles
No.550020
my paper is due in an hou and a half and i haven't even gotten started yet
any tips for plagerizing
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No.550024
>>550020
commission a writefag to do it
No.550025
headcanon: the queens are programmed to be romancable, but the way sburb is coded means you have to be literally a saint/triple hitler to romance the white or black queen, respectively
>>550020
ask for an extension
No.550026
>>550019
we're talking wicked strong here
remember how feferi was hauling a whale with her legs
the queens are stronger than that
they have to be stronger than the players, to stop them from pulling out
going with the chess motif, they would be 8x as strong as the kings
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No.550028
>>549963
80s pearl best pearl
No.550029
I want to fucking hurt all the people close to me I've met here.
I can't hurt any of you so I want to hurt them and slash and burn them and tell them how little they mean to me and how much of a mistake it was getting to know them so I could finally leave for good.
I hate them as much as I hate you.
They mean nothing to me anymore and the least I can do is tear them off my life like a scab.'
I want to stay here and just fucking hurt you so much
It's all your fault. And you'll never understand.
No.550030
>>550026
That's cool but I was being real here
My thighs are about 4x my biceps
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No.550032
>>550020
i have a presentation in four hours
high five
No.550033
WQ is cute and all but VFan wants to scream forever.
Whoa! PK Shield, lady.
No.550035
>>550032
High-Five of Procrastination Boosting Power*
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>>550029
>>550034
i guess 1am counts as tomorrow
No.550038
when will vfans emo phase end
No.550039
>>550029
you're never gonna hurt anyone here ever
:)
No.550040
>>550039
I wouldn't be so sure.
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No.550043
oh boy vfans back
not having the topic solely about her was fun while it lasted
No.550044
>>550039
she hurt me, anon
she hurt me good
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No.550046
>>550036
so did everyone with a brain
No.550047
>>550043
I feel like hurting dot and vris and everyone else just to hurt anyone from here.
No.550049
>>550046
None of you have brains
No.550050
>>550047
is this post a long fart
i bet its a long fart lol
No.550051
>>550038
this is not a phase ae this is who I am
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No.550053
>>550050
I bet you're someone on skype who told me I was ok lol
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No.550055
>>550053
is this one a fart too
poot poot
No.550056
>>550055
what the fuck ever shark tits
No.550057
>>550054
just when you thought she couldn't get any edgier
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No.550060
>>550056
i filtered ur trip you pooter
No.550061
Why do people keep posting those fuckin' nudes, I swear to disco.
No.550062
>>550061
Why do keep posting?
No.550063
>>550060
Cool.
Remove me from skype I don't feel like talking to you anymore
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>>550063
*smootches ur pooter*
hehe :3
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>>550066
Sweet triple doubles.
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>>550065
I honestly wonder why you're so desperate to fall in love with grant
that takes a special kind of disgusting
No.550070
vfan should put the bullet in her brain
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No.550073
>>550068
you should stop posting
No.550074
>>550070
I should honestly put a bullet in someone else so I could get sent to lesbian heaven
No.550075
>>550073
never, my posts are a delight.
No.550076
>>550069
*smootches ur pooter some more*
ur bein really greedy with these booty smootches!!!
No.550077
>>550073
Fuck off, eh? He's not bad, is he?
No.550078
No.550079
>>550068
it will.
at a certain train station >:)
No.550080
*forces myself to fall in love with grant*
*starts losing all my hair from the stress*
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>>550068
i agree
lets end hsg
No.550083
>>550076
Feel free to suck grant's shit from his rectum I'm tired of your anal smooches
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>>550047
youve literally known dot for under 2 weeks
and you consider her close to you?
i feel betrayed
i thought we had something
No.550087
>>550068
It won't as long as I'm breathing
No.550088
>>550071
neppers is the silent observer of hsg
No.550089
>>550085
you were born in rape you live in rape you will die in rape
No.550090
>>550083
u know what.. you only get one booty smootch a day!
No.550091
booty smooches under the mistletoe
No.550092
sharktits and dr& and egghead are three women who deserve their fates
No.550093
>>550089
nah that's you lol
No.550094
>>550090
Should I tell you how much I hate you on skype?
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>>550071
good nepper
>>550087
you're saying you can end it?
No.550099
I think I should just take the people who disgustingly sympathize with me most and spit in their fucking faces
No.550100
>>550094
oh... i cant stay mad at you!!!
you get all the booty smooches u want x3
No.550101
>>550100
That's funny because I can stay fucking furious at you.
No.550102
booty smootch meme has to be stopped
No.550103
No.550104
vfans mom should have got the abortion
No.550105
>>550102
all of your lives should stop but the world isn't that fair is it
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>>550101
*smooch smooch smooch*
we gotta take a break... my lips are tired
No.550109
>>550107
maybe you can fix her mistake
No.550110
>>550108
You're right you need to save it up for the times grant will be too afraid to have sex
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>>550105
if the world were fair you wouldn't have been raped and as a consequence we wouldn't have to deal with your shit years later
No.550113
>>550109
You deserve to die far more than I
No.550114
>>550102
let me give u one
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>>550111
who do you think eggbutt
No.550117
>>550112
The world where you would have died seems more pleasant to the universe imho
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>>550111
Remove me from skype I don't believe you actually have a cunt so sympathizing with you is fairly hard
No.550123
>>550119
what happen to the rest of this nep
No.550124
why do you faggots keep on endlessly replying to her
No.550125
I honestly believe egghead is a transsexual
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>>550124
Because all of you are more boring collectively than I am singularly
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>>550126
No thanks I'm too tired to whip out that massive thing
No.550130
>>550125
you're projecting again
No.550131
>>550124
*s m o o ch e s u r b o o t y*
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>>550128
In that I am as futile as your collective lives
sure it's funny in a tragic comedy sort of way
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>>550116
I don't know I literally just got here after hours of dicking around
I'm really out of touch with the tao atm tbh fam smh
No.550136
>>550135
you're out of touch with other people
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No.550138
I honestly want to live in a different world where men like pic related can post and pretend they have lives more important than mine
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No.550143
my friend is the absolute cutest person in existence and i love him so so so much
No.550144
>>550138
I thought that was just a really ugly dyke
No.550145
>>550139
If you think I'm weird you could keep being a dingleberry to other men because you're not going to last with other women you dumb fucking clod
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>>550145
>If you think I'm weird you could keep being a dingleberry to other men because you're not going to last with other women you dumb fucking clod
No.550148
>>550144
don't worry there are more ugly men who post here
No.550149
Vfan just go away
HSG is nothing
Quoting one of the greatest minds of our time "it doesn't alter time and space"
You are seriously overestimating this place, again
Once you close the tab none of this shit matter, go furiously masturbate or something that actually makes you happy
No.550150
>>550147
thanks I could use someone quoting my entire sentences for me it's super sweet
No.550151
headcanon: in the event that BQ gets prototyped and grows a dick, she immediately seeks out an ass to empty her balls into, to prevent her essence from being milked and used to impregnate someone
No.550152
>>550148
do these guys even still come here
No.550153
>>550149
here's an idea
no go fuck yourself
that's the idea
No.550154
>>550149
she's not gonna listen to you idiot
No.550155
>>550152
Oh you're absolutely right you lot are far uglier
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>>550155
you're no prize yourself
No.550160
Hey egghead remember when you threw a giant skype tantrum and renamed your skype to "Nothing"
I remember that
No.550161
>>550138
I don't know for sure but I assumed that guy left a while ago.
He was fairly high up in the folder so I saw him a lot when I used to use the folder more frequently.
No.550162
>>550139
mixedsignals.png
>>550150
he was making sure you'd read it
>>550157
if i never see this pic again ill die a happy man
No.550163
>>550159
fucking lmfao compared to you
No.550164
egghead is more sensitive than I am and I find that super funny
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>>550162
I was going to post it again but you can't post the same file twice in one thread and I'm too lazy to edit it
No.550167
wow the one time i'm actually nice :/
at least my pic wasn't posted as one the uggo
No.550168
two butts rubbing against each other
smoochin
No.550169
>>550167
Look at this ugly lil guy and feel better about yourself
No.550170
>>550167
it's vfan you nigger
No.550171
>>550163
you don't know what i look like so
No.550172
does she deliberately choose to come here when mods aren't around
No.550173
>>550170
hey rude treat me kindly
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>>550167
which one are you again
>>550166
youd have to look at it multiple times to edit it and post it
it's a net loss for everyone but you're hurt the most
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>>550169
Are you just going to post my entire folder.
No.550176
>>550171
I actually know exactly what you look like.
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>>550160
>>550164
remember that tantrum you throw every single day?
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>>550175
is that thing on mediafire or w/e?
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>>550175
I don't know.
Is your entire folder full of the ugly men of hsg, Ben?
No.550180
i like to sit on hsg for hours and respond to every single vfan post
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>>550176
how... did you hack me...
No.550183
>>550174
its a mistery
>>550169
This person is not ugly
No.550184
these types of men are the kinds of men who enjoy shitting on women who hate them
which is utterly hilarious
No.550185
>>550180
me
>>550181
notice me senpai
No.550186
>>550180
how full is your vfandex
No.550187
ok im awake
what absolute nonsense have i missed since uh, 5:20 pm est
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>>550178
I think I still have it on dropbox. Don't know how up to date that is though.
>>550179
and women too
and moody
>>550174
I have several images of him but they aren't under a name anyone would recognize, I think.
>>550184
That guy too, he looks like my friend from high school.
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>>550187
Joey won the meme championship.
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>>550187
Joey murdered all the other memes
than vfan showed up again to shit up the thread after saying she was leaving for good for the billionth time
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>>550187
*strokes ur head*
wakey wakey sleepyhead
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>>550187
Joey killed all the memes.
The Maker and Sollux weren't strong enough
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>>550187
who is revealing my secrets
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>>550190
yeah i saw that second part, im not surprised at all
>>550194
what
No.550196
why does ben single out moody for transphobic comments
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>>550188
well then link it sheesh
i like how moody is in a class of his own
post one
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>>550196
moody pls
who cares
No.550201
how long joey starts to kill real people
No.550202
why would you even save pictures of moody
his entire blog is just pictures of his face
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>>550196
moody's kind of a shit and he's the only trans person I have a lot of pictures of
No.550205
also Eszett but they're usually nice
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>>550201
hussie is probably drinking himself to death. joey will claim him first!
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>>550201
judging by how long it took for bane to crash the plane
a couple of years give or take
No.550208
mods are awake
post
uh
i didn't think this out :(
No.550209
so it really was kusogen lol
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>>550204
i meant you singled him outside of male and female
what is he then....................
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>>550209
who else would go out of their way to obtain the addresses of hsg users
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>>550203
that post is their entire history
what a weird shitpost to put on a proxy to make
unless their ip resets, i guess
but i figure itd be a real coincidence for it to reset justfor that one post
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>>550210
he's too kawaii
it's disturbing
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>>550211
he's a transman last time i checked
>>550215
he used to go by "shota anon"
also I thought I had renamed these pictures years ago
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>>550209
whos kusogen again
also tell them he can come to brazil for an ass kick
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>>550204
can you look at gristmas anon's post history on the gristmas thread to see if they're kusogen or not
really important
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>>550195
Here's one thing I'm not surprised by either
your girlfriend sharktits is dumb as thirteen rocks and your relationship is going nowhere. She draws mediocre and is straight
you could honestly be dating egghead and it wouldn't be much of a difference.
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>>550221
I'm not a mod dude.
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>>550221
too late now boyo >:)
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>>550215
that is not a kawaii picture of moody
>>550218
i remember him as shota anon
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>>550211
>what is he then....................
a fucking dumb shit
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>>550224
it's fucking obvious who i was referring to ben
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>>550218
>>550215
that is not a kawaii picture of moody
>>550218
i remember him as shota anon
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>>550218
i thought he was a dude
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>>550227
all pictures of moody are kawaii pictures of moody as moody is a kawaii being
No.550249
Can we stop referring to moody as a he lollllllllllllllllllllll.
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>>550160
It was a placeholder 'nobody' because I wanted to have a new name, but I am too attached to egghead
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i like ornithologist sake better than gun sako
birds are memier than guns