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No.550995
POWER SUPER
SUPER POWER
YOU KNOW WE GOT A LOT TO DO, OOOOOOH
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No.550999
I should really put clothes on but my bed is so comfy
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No.551001
ready to leave him behind?
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>>550999
post pics instead
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>>551003
was there another shooting
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No.551008
I think this weekend me and melon are finally going to bonk members. As for what happens and where this goes after that idk. I think we both know? Anyways.
this is the first time I've been nervous about sex in a long long fucking time. I hope I'm not a nervous wreck.
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>>551008
do you actually call her melon IRL?
No.551013
lol you can't have my guns
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>>551012
..........sometimes.
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>>551002
Nah I put on a cute outfit, now I'll go do something useful
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>>551012
no because melon isn't real
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>>551019
My entire life is a sham built upon lies I forgot for a second, thanks.
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>>551015
does she think its weird?
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>>551022
it means 'friend' in sindarin
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>>551025
nope. it's just removing the last bit of her name, so it's cutesy
No.551031
lol hi guys vfan invited me to post :D
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No.551034
Patiently waiting for vfans abusive relationship with melon to begin
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>>551034
I'm waiting for you to realize you've wasted your entire youth away.
No.551038
Why didn't those disabled people have guns so they could defend themselves?
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>>551030
>>551031
jealous tbh
melon is a cute name lads
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>>551036
>>551031
What are you trying to accomplish here sponge.
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>>551042
is that a new nickname? so funny :)
No.551048
maybe i''ll have to start calling her banana... or nana... ?
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>>551040
'Egghead' is kinda like melon.
Omg vfan named her crush after me... Coincidence?!
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>>551055
fuck off with your garbage meme
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>>551056
Her name is melanie.
Melanie - ie = Melan = Melon
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>>551060
thanks honey mustard
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>>551057
looks like someone wants the booty smoochies x3
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>>551059
Are you going to talk to her the way you talk to the rest of hsg
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>>551064
only when forced...
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>>551064
She'd probably talk to you the same way I'm talking to you.
So sure.
No.551068
need 2 drink her butt sweat...
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No.551070
i'm inviting my fake gf to hsg too LOL
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>>551066
"Man, it's so weird that everybody else finds me repulsive, it must be them who's the problem and not me......."
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>>551069
chad doesn't deserve it!!! i do! chad couldn't treat her right... chad doesn't know enough about the kennedies...
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>>551070
can't wait for her epic posts...
No.551074
wow im so hot and also exist
No.551075
I meet up with neckbeards from 4chan and act surprised when they rape me and then I send nudes to a retarded manchild on an image board for Homestuck and get a panic attack when he spreads them, something nobody could see coming, you guys could learn a thing or two about life from me...
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>>551071
If you think more people find me repulsive than find everyone here repulsive you must not get out much.
I'm just a stranger from a strange land to you.
No.551077
i love my bf so much hes so handsome and intelligent
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>>551070
I mean you have a multitude to chose from.
From Dana to the random girl who's tumblr you linked.
As a matter of fact, I still have her blog. I might just show her what you've been posting and ask if she's ever actually seen you before.
How does that sound? I mean if she exists, she'd be happy with your posts here, right?
No.551079
Or the fake girl who got hit by a fake train.
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No.551081
Or the fake girl who you're "best friends with" who also knows "Dana", despite how unlikely that is.
No.551082
Which really makes you asking me for advice about them all the more interesting sponge.
No.551083
show dana everyone's post history and have her pick the best bf material
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>>551083
that booty sweat is as good as mine
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>>551083
I'd be the best boyfriend probably.
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>>551081
it's not really that unlikely, this isn't the city and we're all from the same town and of a similar age.
>>551079
just like your epic fake boxcutter boy...
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>>551086
not while im around
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>>551087
So you're admitting you lied?
>>551088
Sponge doesn't give up easily/
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who is more real, boxcutter boy or melon?
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>>551086
you don't even have a penis
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>>551086
>vfan finally admits he's a vman
No.551095
Egghead is one hot tamale
She sure is sassy but I spank her every day to keep her in line
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>>551090
The ramona flowers girl sponge made up.
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>>551095
yure one lucky man
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>>551089
no, christ you're dumb.
i'd link the obituary if i didn't think somebody from hsg would fuck with her family
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>>551095
do not say these things
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>>551096
if i made somebody up why i would make up our epic relationship of "she doesn't know who i am but i'm obsessed with her"
it's not what anybody here would think improbable in regards to me
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>>551093
>>551094
That'sTheJoke.PNG
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>>551098
>you told me the world would be better if Hitler had won
Why
>>551095
Egghead actually a qt3.14
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>>551098
hsg can't even fuck with ben
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>>551090
vfan is obsessed with me being obsessed over this girl i don't actually really know
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>>551105
no, but we can definitely fuck without ben
No.551109
At least I'm glad that my ex died before Vfan started posting on here so she didn't have to see that shit
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>>551098
Sponge the likelihood of someone running into a train as a method for suicide is incredibly far fetched I'm sorry I don't believe it actually happened and you just suffered a messy break up you'd rather put on different terms to internet strangers who would be none the wiser.
But you fucked up by saying she ran in front of a train instead of anything else.
Hanging would have been a more realistic choice tbh fam.
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At least I'm glad that Peridot is a fictional character and can never truly die
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>>551109
So you're glad your ex died, so she wouldn't have to read posts on hsg.
that's pretty fucked up tbh
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>>551110
>the likelihood of someone running into a train as a method for suicide is incredibly far fetched
uH,
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>>551113
I'm making the best out of a shitty situation
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>>551097
Yes, she is a sparkling ray of sunshine on a bleak world
We cook together every day and play video games and watch movies and have a book club
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>>551114
I fucked up that sentence I'm tired.
you get what I fucking mean.
That's not the usual way for someone to off themselves. It's usually pills or gas or hanging.
Jumping in front of a train is an absolute rarity.
No.551121
i want to cuck egg's lover and then cuck egg
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>>551110
okay? i don't really care about your forensic opinion. if you'd actually comprehended what i'd told you about her, you'd remember we'd been broken up for like three years and she killed herself mostly because her bf at the time killed himself. besides, it's not like nobody commits suicide by train.
anyway, it's really unrealistic somebody used a boxcutter to rape you! it'd be more realistic if they used a cutco knife LMAO!
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>>551120
i've known people who have known people who did it
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>>551122
See here's the thing
I don't believe you.
No.551127
vfan exposes herself as an idiot because she can't view anybody as a victim but herself or somebody she can use as ammunition LMAO
No.551128
since the climate top in paris started on monday the belgian government has decided to keep two nuclear power plants from the 70s open for 10 more years than they were allowed to, even though each of them has had to be closed down for unexpected repairs multiple times over the past few years
they also approved a huge new shopping mall about which every study said that it would be disastrous for both the local environment and car traffic on what is already one of the busiest roads in the country
i want to move
No.551129
trainwiz trainwiz trainwiz
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>>551126
I know right, you being raped by some random dipshit you met on 4chan is a way more likely story
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god help the person who comes here saying they were raped by a train
No.551133
Eggy is my perfect baby boo but don't tell her I said that because I like that she sees me as a strong tough man
She really likes my enormous pectorals, my hairy chest, my brooding eyes. I am also very large so I like to show off by carrying her around, sometimes on my broad shoulder bioshock style
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>>551130
It actually is.
>>551134
cool.
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>>551132
why did i laugh so hard at this
No.551139
SPONGE
YOU FUCKING SAID THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER IF HITLER HAD WON
WHAT THE SHIT
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>>551136
Yup, we're very inclined to believe you after you lied about what you look like multiple times
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>>551139
fufufufu... khan my little leddit le lad...
No.551142
statutory rape via the internet? That absolutely never happens.
No.551143
im gonna go
please remember to be excellent to eachother, dudes
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>>551142
Neither does suicides, apparently
No.551145
people killing themselves by standing in front of a train? that absolutely never happens.
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>>551139
>>551104
*airhorn sound effects*
I'M A NEONAZI
No.551147
Egghead is perfect I'm always caught between the desire to worship her on hand and foot and the desire to penetrate her violently
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>>551140
Like I'm the only person who's lied here before fucking lmfao
You got sako saying he was invited to an orgy and shit.
>>551144
That's exactly what I said. Word for word.
>>551145
The probability of someone you know committing suicide by train is extremely low.
No.551149
Remember kids, you should always trust the person with a provable history of telling lies over somebody who doesn't have that when it comes to telling the truth
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>>551148
Uh no that reporter that would do stories on Senator Underwood killed herself that way, happens all the time
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>>551148
the probablity of you learning to post is extremely low
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>>551146
Is that why your ex left and you made up a story to rationalize it in your mind about her getting hit by a train because her evil chad was mean to her like you weren't?
No.551156
I love to cuddle Eggy in my big strong arms and give her little kisses all over her porcelain cheeks
She is a tiny goddess
No.551157
vfan's angry because her jew powers are not le working LMAO
No.551158
In the U.S. there are 300 to 500 train suicides a year.... But there are 100,000,000 rapes by /soc/ a year.
No.551160
so i've been reading up on anarchy
like real anarchy, not teen punk rock anarchy
its bretty gud
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>>551157
If my jew powers are lying then you must be part jew because you're lying about the train and have been for a long time now.
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>>551160
*bashes your head with a rock*
No.551163
I love to cuddle Peri in my arms and give her little kisses all over her porcelain cheeks
She is a tiny goddess
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I must go but remember my true love for Egghead she is a beautiful queen and my iq of 300 nor my time in the peace corps nor my firm round ass can compare to her brilliance, nobility, and beauty
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>>551160
who is your favorite anarchist? mine is joseph stalin
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>>551153
she left because i became cold and distant because i was afraid
why did you let yourself get raped and why should we believe you lmao
i expect at least five essay-length vfan posts on why we should believe you over me
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>>551163
This is the person Vfan willingly sent nudes to
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>>551162
*overthrows your tyrannical establishment*
No.551172
I gots to go. Catch you later dumbshits
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>>551159
>ANGER BUT ALSO AN ERECTION
No.551174
Wew lads I can't believe my boyfriend was able to type all that while hungrily spanking me! I'm serious I'm red as a cherry right now
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>>551166
i see what you did there
fahny joke
but for real: emma goldman and louise michel are both pretty cool
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>>551167
Girls suffering from Statutory Rape as teenagers via social media and the internet is a far more common occurrence than suicide by train and you should feel like shit for using my rape as a minor against me for not believing your dumbshit imaginary ex got hit by an imaginary train.
Toodles.
No.551180
[Garnet voice] Believe in Sponge
No.551181
i have to go tan and get water and vaseline
what else should i get
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MY NECK, MY BACK, LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK
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>>551178
these are two totally different things. you have a history of lying, i don't, in all my epic years in the le hsg.
you just don't want to see me as something that feels. and i feel, vfan. i've felt more than you ever will. i'm afraid there's some element of consciousness missing in people like you
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>>551184
Last thing.
Trusting sponge on his word he's never lied here is idiotic.
/last word
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>>551188
HOW LARGE IS YOUR ANUS
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>>551188
Look up what "provable" means
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she's just a scared le little girl...
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how can you get owned so hard by spongelord of all people
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le scary /b/oxcutter /b/oogieman...
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>>551196
LICK THAT PUSSY JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD
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>>551188
last thing
fantasy nature
/last word
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>>551198
now fuse in utg...
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i'm gonna have a pumpkin spice cigar and drive around a bit. i'll see you later, hsg
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my friend wants me to go to her song share thing but im so tired and im the only one there who wont be preforming something
wwwwwwwwweh
No.551210
having friends is hard
i dont care enough about people
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my tumtum is rumblin but i already ate!!
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hsg should buy joey from hussie
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>>551210
be like me
have no friends
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its raining tooooo fuck meeeeeeeeee
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It's too fucking cold to get anything done, how do you guys get out of bed in the morning / afternoon for you NEETs?
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your heart beats because its a bomb and it explodes when u die
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what am i supposed to do for an hour goddamn
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>>551223
thank god
i dont ever want my whole body to be buried
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don't stick your dick in crazy hsg!
No.551229
what does kappa mean
kappa mikey
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>>551228
no one cares anymore
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i could've scanned it better than that...
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>>551235
Trump will make vaporwave the american national anthem
vote for trump
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>>551235
Is this Drake's new song
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>>551235
ive never been so aroused
No.551241
nothing makes me happy other than steven universe but thats on hiatus
how do i love again..
No.551242
jk steven universe is shit
No.551243
HEY HEY
LOOK LOOK
OUT IN THE STREETS
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>>551243
Kappa Mikey was a show that existed
No.551245
have humans been on the moon irl
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is drinking cow milk healthy
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>>551034
>le everyone's relationships are as bad as mine meme
when will it end
No.551249
how big is a cow's dick
i assume theyre about the size of horses
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>>551248
>2 hours ago
>Egghead
mama mia
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>>551249
>How big is a female animal's dick
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cows are lewd cause they just got their tiddies hanging out for everyone to see
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>>551248
>le defending vfan meme
when will it end
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>>551252
cows can have weewees....
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>>551249
for starters cows don't have dicks
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>>551251
Don't all reptiles lay eggs?
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>>551251
why are animal babies so much better than our babies
that little guy is already exploring terrain and shit
ours just shit themselves and cry
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>>551260
thats not a reptile,,,
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>>551259
why does rap... have to be so misogynistic...
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>>551264
Very specifically Duane and Brando are extremely misogynistic, but overall I agree with your wonder.
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>>551263
Uhm yes
>>551264
>>551265
Fuck off they made some good shit
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>>551266
Wu Tang isn't music? :)
and hell yeah DnB is great.
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No.551272
>The ovoviviparous species, such as the Jackson's chameleon (Trioceros jacksonii) have a five- to seven-month gestation period. Each young chameleon is born within the sticky transparent membrane of its yolk sac. The mother presses each egg onto a branch, where it sticks. The membrane bursts and the newly hatched chameleon frees itself and climbs away to hunt for itself and hide from predators. The female can have up to 30 live young from one gestation.
amazing
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>>551268
i like Duane and BrandO but like
wwhy
Megaman 2 > all their other stuff btw
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>>551271
i want that thing to fuck me
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 | Rolled 16 (1d20) |
>>551273
Rap is a jewish plot.
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>>551272
Oh so it is an egg
>>551274
I love their Zelda II one
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>>551274
Probably because Mega Man music is objectively amazing.
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>>551279
just pretend they're making out :3
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>>551278
The Protomen > The Megas, homo
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>>551282
Got their cover album on vinyl, I still think The Megas > Protomen simply because they supply more hot tunes for my earballs.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
That being said, this song holy fuck
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Hitting the pipe for Egghead.
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>>551281
yeah my face also has a habit of disappearing when i make out with someone
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>551290
Get a load of this
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>>551148
>You got sako saying he was invited to an orgy and shit.
i literally never said that you dumb bitch lol
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>>551275
New Kozilek looks a hell of a lot cooler than old Kozilek
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>>551296
does he have a squid butt
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>>551294
So good! MM4 is overlooked.
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>>551296
I got a squiddle the other day from WLF and it made me remember this Was A Thing.
No.551301
limb enhancer peri or small peri?
i like both
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>>551297
They've got a lot of tentacles
No.551303
Peri is clearly not happy without enhancers, so I will go that route.
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>>551301
limb enhancer joey!
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No.551309
Ulamog's old art is really iconic for me for the Eldrazi and for Magic as a whole. When I first started playing Magic one of the decks I used was my friend's Braids deck and that had a bunch of Eldrazi in it.
I think Ceaseless Hunger is real cool too, but it's less iconic.
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*plays mtg like a huge nerd*
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I like Kozilek's new art because he has his hat, and while I've always liked his old art the least of the titans, it's still cool.
Also the description of him in the UR was intesting, I never noticed that's what his head was.
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>>551312
MTG is rad and fuck lotion, I agree.
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>>551309
how about i deck you instead
No.551318
also this may be official alt art, real detailed on his body and his orb head
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>>551314
Mtg is fun
>>551314
Don't use ambiguous sentences with ambiguous selfies
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>>551311
imagine this guy but bald
No.551321
>there will never be a snapechat app
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>>551311
sponge is getting old....
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>>551322
too old... c'mon spongey, let's go out behind the shed...
*grabs shotgun*
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>>551324
>how to make a gun cum.webm
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>>551329
Now post the gif of the blowjob being interrupted.
No.551333
Rev and Phantos in
"When retards collide"
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>>551332
I wish more stuff was allowed in kids movies, they used to have at least one dirty joke each
No.551335
have you guys ever thought about how weird snakes are?
like they're basically just a head, digestive system, and butt
an animal literally built around a poop tube
it's like a single-celled organism decided to be multicellular, but didn't want to be a big blob, so it decided to be flat and narrow
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>>551329
Stop giving your files shitty filenames Cletus
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>>551334
SEE IT'S PRETTY FUCKING CLEARLY A BLOWJOB
No.551340
>Chel will never sit on your face
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>>551309
Mtg art is just fantastic in person. That stuff really glows
No.551342
>Chel will never shit on your face
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>>551341
Yea the guy who made swiftspear was selling prints at dragon con.
Nothing I was super interested in though
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No.551346
>Chel will never shit on your mace
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>>551341
This is the only one I really like, but it's some amazing H.R. Giger shit
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>>551337
but they are, right?
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>>551344
>half naked
>ambiguous sentence "fuck lotion"
Like do you have some fuck lotion, NEED some fuck lotion, or dislike lotion?
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>>551351
it's like a piece of art that can be interpreted in multiple ways
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>>551351
do you have any mental disorders
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>>551351
i was tanning. rev said you need lotion to tan. you don't.
alternatively, >>551354
No.551425
Hm, I just thought of something.
My really depressed self and my more normal self are so disparate that in one state I'm completely unable to understand, remember, or imagine the other but when I think about it being in a relationship isn't like that. Even though I'm single again I still vividly remember the love, happiness, and wholeness that I felt. In a small way it's like I still carry a little bit of that still, which is cool. Even for all the shit I went through I still have a bit of it to keep and feel.
No.551499
No.551543
the phantom of the holocaust is real
INSIDE MY MIND
No.551546
man one of these days im going to get internet at my fucking house and then maybe i can do cool shit, like write fucking shitfic collabs
the last one was amazing but got BTFO by the writers being 'h-hey, can i do one chapter a month'
No.551559
>>551546
>CHAPTER 2: SHREK IS GLOVE SHREK IS KNIFE
>(writtne by #potatopeelscrublife WHAT A MAN)
>It is time...For na new character introduckshun. It istime for...G
>Your name is KHAN GENGIS. You are alone in the forest after being kicked out of CLASH OF CLAN by the evil SHREK ONIONTON. SHREK ONIONTON is like youre worst enemy. But youre not letting him know that. You have a SERTCE plan . The plan is to cereate a bunch of COOKIES using the mmagical COOKIE cLICKER artifacct you ha ve found in the jungle. To help you in this plan you have kidnapped shreks friend DONKEH. However he is MOSTLY VERY STUPID. THis is soehow a great shock to you.
why couldn't this be real