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 No.551345

 No.551352

File: 1449099283148.png (266.77 KB, 792x612, 22:17, 1437101797104.png)


 No.551353

File: 1449099294910.png (162.94 KB, 396x670, 198:335, 1448588798249.png)

First for SIT ON MY FACE


 No.551356

poopydot! poopydot!


 No.551357

File: 1449099352318.png (424.48 KB, 600x365, 120:73, ClipboardImage.png)

I wish they would put out a higher res for this already.

I mean look at it.


 No.551359

SHIT ON MY ACE


 No.551361

>>551357

Jace is garbage


 No.551363

>>551361

He has a character now, that's something.

I just wish they would remove elf.


 No.551364

>>551353

>you will never be yellow diamond's personal human slave

why live


 No.551365

>>551353

She's so pretty. I love her eyes.


 No.551366

File: 1449099608521.png (1.05 MB, 919x631, 919:631, ClipboardImage.png)

The surgical extraction guy has done some good art.


 No.551367

They clearly got a bombastic muse.


 No.551368

>>551363

>remove elf

Hey fuck you Titania has earned everything

Oh you mean Nyssa

Yeah remove elf.


 No.551369

>>551368

I could (and have multiple times) gone on about how much I hate Nissa, and how I hate her even more after they removed Garruk and officially replaced him in Origins.


 No.551370

Sako will never cum in anything besides his own hand


 No.551371

File: 1449099748257.jpg (233.15 KB, 658x877, 658:877, woman_by_wenyin-d7mvst8.jpg)


 No.551372

>>551368

>Hey fuck you Titania has earned everything

>Oh you mean Nyssa

why would you include that top part if you had just realized you were wrong in the same exact post you're writing

that's like someone correcting their spelling with astericks before the message is posted

i hate you


 No.551373

>>551370

or a gun or a bird


 No.551374

>>551372

I do that pretty frequently because this is hsg and no one cares.

Also I think they were using that as a joke.


 No.551375

>>551373

heck I bet he's already done the first thing


 No.551376

Hateful anons today, feels like a hot day.


 No.551377

i just revived my second (the best) generation of mouthpics

i wonder if i'll get off to them to a point of mental illness again


 No.551378

>>551375

he's getting a bird so it wont be long before he cums in the bird


 No.551379

>>551376

Hey you. I hope you get run over by a horse


 No.551380

I'm going to drill a hole in Khan's skull and fuck that


 No.551381

File: 1449100000441.png (268.18 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1448840537773.png)

>>551379

Thanks!


 No.551382

>>551380

>drill

>not shoot

this isn't like you, sako


 No.551383

can you spare a couple of mouthpics


 No.551384

File: 1449100101106.png (1.32 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.551385

File: 1449100115026.png (132.72 KB, 420x836, 105:209, 1443211756216.png)

i wanna cum inside peri because i love her


 No.551386

spare some mouthpics for an epic lad down on his luck


 No.551387

>>551385

PEDO

E

D

O


 No.551388

File: 1449100136562.jpg (46.03 KB, 400x400, 1:1, tumblr_n5yzroajg11tyseibo1….jpg)


 No.551389

>>551384

id fuck that


 No.551390

I'm going to fuck khan

TO

DEATH


 No.551391

File: 1449100175925.png (4.71 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.551392

File: 1449100178195-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 162.31 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, image.jpg)

File: 1449100178195-1.jpg (Spoiler Image, 117.99 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, image.jpg)


 No.551393

File: 1449100203639.jpg (11.69 KB, 237x251, 237:251, tumblr_inline_myg9i1jFLi1s….jpg)

Dice rollRolled 19 (1d20)

>>551392


 No.551394

like that? lol


 No.551395

>>551384

That is not dark enough.


 No.551396

File: 1449100235481.png (219.94 KB, 1280x1094, 640:547, peridot.png)

>wesley wants to cum in this


 No.551397

Thanks for sharing.


 No.551398

FIRST YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR NECK INTO IT

DON'T STOP, JUST DO IT, DO IT

THEN YOU ROLL YOUR TONGUE FROM THE CRACK BACK TO THE FRONT

THEN SUCK IT OFF TIL I SHAKE AND CUM, NIGGA


 No.551399

File: 1449100299865.png (61.06 KB, 648x600, 27:25, 1447504526887.png)


 No.551400

File: 1449100329883.png (20.85 KB, 258x237, 86:79, 20140626-newyorker.png)


 No.551401

File: 1449100333837.png (38.95 KB, 272x305, 272:305, 1442033393197.png)

>>551392

>2nd one


 No.551402

File: 1449100364064.png (181.82 KB, 472x750, 236:375, tumblr_n9gem5N3uA1rt9w87o1….png)

>>551401

I cast thirst revival.


 No.551403

File: 1449100387693-0.png (1.49 MB, 800x1200, 2:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1449100387694-1.png (1.62 MB, 1024x683, 1024:683, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1449100387694-2.png (1.67 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>551395

Yeah I know but she's a good cosplayer

She has a cute Kida and also Pocahontas


 No.551404

>>551401

i actually prefer that one

if i hadn't gotten cucked by the girl i harvested it from it'd be one of my favorites


 No.551405

>>551404

what's your FAVORITE mouthpic?


 No.551406

Harvested? Dammit Sponge, the boy ain't right.


 No.551407

File: 1449100477137.jpg (307.78 KB, 976x1920, 61:120, 1448064631174.jpg)


 No.551408

>>551407

>>551399

wanna kill

gonna kill


 No.551409

File: 1449100525609.png (10.11 KB, 540x340, 27:17, 1448610642710.png)

>>551408

How does this make you feel, anon?


 No.551410

>>551409

fuck off


 No.551411

HEHE


 No.551412

File: 1449100589666.png (125.23 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, FIGHT.png)


 No.551413

fuck le fuck off cletus


 No.551414

File: 1449100621603.png (1.74 MB, 1024x1436, 256:359, ClipboardImage.png)

here's a better Kida

to offset that cancer phantos just posted


 No.551415

File: 1449100640533.jpg (5.19 KB, 267x124, 267:124, 1448653951698.jpg)

It's not THAT cancerous.


 No.551416

>>551405

the first one i got that the second girl i ever asked. it was very epic and i've mourn the loss of the ones from her i deleted more than i mourn the death of some people I've known


 No.551417

Sponge you got some interesting ideas about attachment but I won't judge for reals.


 No.551418

>>551415

SU crossovers are already pretty bad because they just try to shove characters onto others that don't make any sense.

But then you bring in fucking Sadie and Lars.

On Sans and Papyrus even.


 No.551419

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.551420

>>551414

best angle


 No.551421

>>551418

Crossovers, or "crossies", are the key to the future.


 No.551422

>>551420

SECOND best angle.


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 No.551424

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.551426

File: 1449100969729.jpg (113.62 KB, 720x1115, 144:223, emma mouth.jpg)

this is like the only mouthpic i've ever gotten from a girl

how do you do it sponge


 No.551427

>>551424

That guy posts in /utg/ a fair amount, I want to date his friend who did Mettaton.


 No.551428

Hm, I just thought of something.

My really depressed self and my more normal self are so disparate that in one state I'm completely unable to

understand, remember, or imagine the other but when I think about it being in a relationship isn't like that. Even though I'm single again I still vividly remember the love, happiness, and wholeness that I felt. In a small way it's like I still carry a little bit of that still, which is cool. Even for all the shit I went through I still have a bit of it to keep and feel.


 No.551429

File: 1449101007320.jpg (284.73 KB, 960x1133, 960:1133, 1448725438182.jpg)


 No.551430

File: 1449101013282.png (93.83 KB, 298x329, 298:329, Jimmy_h-h-here.png)

Old Spice in background, sponsored content.

Actually that was amazing, thank you for sharing.


 No.551431

>>551426

fuck i meant to spoiler that


 No.551432

>>551428

Your emotional system is pretty much a 5 year old, if you let the rigors of life get to you too hard or if you're biologically at fault (I am), your more logical self will give in to fear, anxiety, and distrust each and every time in a bid for safety.


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 No.551434

>>551426

who the hecky is emma


 No.551435

>>551433

Nothing.


 No.551436

>>551434

a girl that i kind of have a crush on


 No.551437

File: 1449101328740.jpg (308.18 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1422496306093.jpg)

Who wants tendies?


 No.551438

>>551433

it's phantos


 No.551439

>>551436

didja fuck her right in the pussy


 No.551440

>>551426

oh, man, that's pretty epic. i have a bunch of mouthpics from a girl named emma too.

omegle is among the best hunting grounds. i would advise not asking people you know irl, difficult though that may be


 No.551441

>>551440

do you get them from a video chat or something


 No.551442

File: 1449101465298.gif (332.32 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 181ya2c2xtj1fgif.gif)

ITS ALMOST 4:20! BRB


 No.551443

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.551444

>>551442

TWELVE TWENTY FIVE

PRAISE IT


 No.551445

i wanna fug the spider girl

in the butt


 No.551446

File: 1449101713652.jpg (230.35 KB, 510x1913, 510:1913, 1373902211091.jpg)

The spider girl probably wants that.


 No.551447

File: 1449101735717.png (592.32 KB, 1280x1483, 1280:1483, 1449098746743.png)


 No.551448

>>551441

sometimes

sometimes an epic friendship is formed


 No.551449

so there's soulvore right

idea:

soulcucking


 No.551450

What's the name of that anime game where you're a little girl who owns a store


 No.551451

hotline miami 3


 No.551452

>>551450

recettear


 No.551453

>>551450

literally google what you've typed there


 No.551454

File: 1449101980323.jpg (122.02 KB, 1024x803, 1024:803, gfs_177441_2_10.jpg)

>>551450

Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale


 No.551455

reccetear or something


 No.551456

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.551457

>>551452

>>551453

>>551454

Muffet / recettear Yuri?


 No.551458

>>551457

get your die on, fam


 No.551459

Sounds right to me, fam.


 No.551460

>>551458

>selling spider silk lingerie


 No.551461

i miss eric andre


 No.551462

File: 1449102337410.png (14.84 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.551463

10/10


 No.551464

File: 1449102370380.png (714.64 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2015-12-02-16-2….png)

>Russian bar owner bitching about extortion

Wow this is a weird turn of events


 No.551465

>>551462

Wow what


 No.551466

nick doesn't like it when you ask for more caps


 No.551467

>>551457

Recette is a nice girl. If anything it should be the fairy that she works for and Muffet.


 No.551468

>>551467

There's a fairy?


 No.551469

File: 1449102756408.jpg (73.01 KB, 776x803, 776:803, 1447882849537.jpg)


 No.551470

>>551468

Yea the reason she's running an item shop in the first place is she needs to pay off the loan of her dad? or something. If you don't make enough money per week you're kicked out of your house.


 No.551471

File: 1449102829600.jpg (123.89 KB, 1300x873, 1300:873, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.551472

>stage brawl to boost travis' confidence

>Piper ABOUT TO MURDER A BITCH


 No.551473

File: 1449102871980.png (714.33 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2015-12-02-16-3….png)


 No.551474

File: 1449102907429.jpg (19.98 KB, 300x286, 150:143, loadsamoney-300x286.jpg)

>>551470

Wow what problems money can cause.


 No.551475

>>551473

>bull

where is the cuck

is it travis


 No.551476

>>551475

Travis actually knocked the shit out of bull


 No.551477

>next step of plan to help Travis: get him laid

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if it turns out he's gay


 No.551478

>>551476

oh nice

how do you start that quest

the only thing i've been able to get out travis is spaghetti

kind of like me...


 No.551479

>>551478

I'm watching galm do a lot of it

Around episode 30? Go look into it.


 No.551480

File: 1449103365923.jpg (57.13 KB, 418x446, 209:223, 1proud_1024x1024.jpg)

Why is it so hot today what the fuck


 No.551481

File: 1449103385214.jpg (27.5 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ^EBE4D8C6720139F068749858F….jpg)

Calc 3 everyone

how many of you even have an idea of what this is?


 No.551482

proud supporter of sweaty butts and mouthpics


 No.551483

File: 1449103454841.gif (878.95 KB, 400x257, 400:257, 1Tb14.gif)

Sorry man, dropped out of Algebra 2.


 No.551484


 No.551485

>>551483

figures a NEET like you couldnt do math past a sophomore level.


 No.551486

>>551482

*smooches your booty*


 No.551487

>>551486

stop this meme


 No.551488


 No.551489

>>551481

there's no way i could even start this without a calculator

i'm not even sure what the things on the left are


 No.551490

File: 1449103715009.jpg (301.28 KB, 1280x1811, 1280:1811, 7db050590b139ccfabc694b2d5….jpg)


 No.551491

my homework: get some mouthpics from her


 No.551492

my homework: dream about peri


 No.551493

File: 1449103941799.jpg (50.59 KB, 1061x673, 1061:673, 3417057-0793299466-19-ch.jpg)


 No.551494

File: 1449104028461.jpg (84.81 KB, 511x606, 511:606, af0f793ec4d7550bcb741224a0….jpg)


 No.551495

>>551489

You literally cant do this with a calculator

There isnt a commercially available calculator that can handle this problem.


 No.551496

my homework:

taking a nice ol' sleepy deepy!


 No.551497

my homework:

taking a huge fat peri


 No.551498

i made it all the way through calc 2 and got a degree in computer programming without ever really grasping what the fuck an integral was and what to do with one


 No.551500

make me a mod grant


 No.551501

come on do it


 No.551502

>>551500

this but unironically


 No.551503

>>551481

The things on the left and right are limits or something, I did some last year.

I don't remember the proper name for all the other shit but I did that too. It was pretty awful since my teacher was a senile old man.


 No.551504

Right integrals, that's what some of those things are.


 No.551505

>>551498

integral is the relocalized version of MGS for japan.


 No.551506

>>551505

>>551505

It even has an FPS mode

It's pretty fun


 No.551507

*rest head on hsg*


 No.551508

*pees*


 No.551509

super shitpost deluxe


 No.551510

File: 1449104773527.jpg (32.31 KB, 616x346, 308:173, comforting-words-med2.jpg)


 No.551511

>>551503

nope. Integrals. but they are technically the same as the limit as approaches infinity of a summation


 No.551512

>>551507

*pops a boner*


 No.551513

you used to call my cell phone


 No.551514

>>551511

Damn what shit is this anon gonna start, Zed?


 No.551515

hotline bling


 No.551516

mean one thing


 No.551517

I am watching that for the first time, right now. holy fuck.


 No.551518

File: 1449105079111.png (102.79 KB, 438x303, 146:101, hotline bling.PNG)

i know when that hotline bling


 No.551519

HOLY FUCK THIS IS GREAT


 No.551521

File: 1449105217086.jpg (66.98 KB, 640x640, 1:1, d1a1a288238349736c79741c25….jpg)

I am buying and wearing this.


 No.551522

>>551514

>>551517

>>551519

>>551521

phantos has made up 4 of the last 7 posts. Ban him


 No.551523

Do it man, I don't even care.


 No.551524

who

le fuggy

is kusogen


 No.551525

File: 1449105383076.png (35.88 KB, 573x305, 573:305, loungin.PNG)

I am untouchable in these plus-sized arms.


 No.551526

phantos has made 41 posts in the whole thread

he is 1/4 of the thread


 No.551527

I'm the new board owner


 No.551528

>there exists, right now, an obese rapist who buys merch for a webcomic he hasn't read in several years


 No.551529

File: 1449105612649.png (72.66 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_static_tumblr_stati….png)

I'm not reading it because I know it probably pisses Andrew off.


 No.551530

>>551524

neogristmas anon


 No.551531

Also I'm not a rapist, what the hell. VFan isn't even here to tell us that all men rape or w/e.


 No.551532

>>551511

Yea I corrected myself.


 No.551533

File: 1449105692513.png (212.73 KB, 429x720, 143:240, Mr._Fischoeder.png)

>>551527

Hello sir, I spam the thread with images and words.


 No.551534

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

BBL Y'ALL


 No.551535

>>551533

>[Return][Go to top][Catalog][Update] ( Scroll to new posts) ( Auto) 1

babbed

vnanned

yuou're all banned


 No.551536

kill me


 No.551537

>>551536

banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned banned


 No.551538


 No.551539

>>551538

BANNED


 No.551540


 No.551541

I'm gonna see if stabs still wants to hang out


 No.551542

>>551536

*doesn't*

*you die of thirst anyway*


 No.551544

>>551542

hooray for anon

you did it


 No.551545

we're all going to die, hsg

maybe the part of me that thinks we've almost reached our peak as a species is true

how long will people be able to keep telling themselves they aren't animals

can progress beat the acceleration of population growth and human violence


 No.551547

Even I get more action than sponge


 No.551548


 No.551549

>>551548

why would i want to go and do a thing like that


 No.551550

>>551548

Spot the autist


 No.551551

File: 1449107104790.jpg (59.11 KB, 540x404, 135:101, 4d2ded2109e4c0fcbf2130b9e0….jpg)

My boyfriend is real, my tulpas are too.


 No.551552

>>551550

*draws a big red circle over the entire board*


 No.551553

>>551548

not clicking


 No.551554

File: 1449107162843.jpg (109.28 KB, 500x669, 500:669, post_123822393715.jpg)


 No.551555

File: 1449107195807.png (406.17 KB, 570x489, 190:163, 1435337124764.png)

>>551552

HSG may be tiny and autismal as fuck, but do you really want to trash it?


 No.551556

>>551554

That's genuinely awesome imo.


 No.551557

>>551554

even that trap looked better than this


 No.551558

>>551552

stop drawing on your monitor, retardo


 No.551560

File: 1449107376779.jpg (82.68 KB, 400x262, 200:131, Delicious Dozen-1.jpg)

>>551557

raisins vs chips


 No.551561

>>551560

rev....


 No.551562

>>551561

That wasn't me


 No.551563

sans was better written than literally any character in homestuck, with possible exceotion to WV before he was demoted to a background character

it almost makes me wish undertale was longer, but there's a reason pieces of media end


 No.551564

phantos vs rev


 No.551565

>>551563

fortunately toby is a better writer than hussie and knows when to put a thing to rest

i can't wait until he makes another game

hell i'll even take a story


 No.551566

imagine if hussie had focused on leprechaun shit instead of angsty teen bullshit

what a comic that would be


 No.551567

Imagine all the people.


 No.551568

>>551566

imagine if hussie never lived past his birth

i wonder what the world would be like


 No.551569

>>551562

Phantos...


 No.551570

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.551571

imagine if hussie... had a benis :DDD


 No.551572

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d20)

Homestuck.


 No.551573

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

Undertale.


 No.551574

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

Steven Universe.


 No.551575

File: 1449108199952.jpg (218.16 KB, 900x506, 450:253, tumblr_mwdl067c7l1r32wujo1….jpg)

Heh, 4 out of 20.


 No.551576

andrew...pussie...


 No.551577

Imagine if Homestuck was good


 No.551578

most porno characters are better written than homestuck characters though


 No.551579

imagine if hussie weren't a hack


 No.551580


 No.551581

imagine my ass

but more powerful


 No.551582

File: 1449109027149.png (329.65 KB, 444x700, 111:175, egor-ursus-scheherazade.png)

I can.


 No.551583

ben's big smelly feet


 No.551584

>>551581

I can't because you have no ass


 No.551585

File: 1449109125541.png (545.67 KB, 793x744, 793:744, tumblr_ndbe90ypAH1ret60bo1….png)


 No.551586

File: 1449109209378.webm (2.59 MB, 960x540, 16:9, i'm the cook.webm)

>>551578

true nuff


 No.551587

>>551563

how large is your anus?


 No.551588

ben's

bara

benis


 No.551589

File: 1449109319573.jpg (5.27 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, ben smiling.jpg)


 No.551590

>>551587

i'm not sure what kind of measurement you want

i'm not even sure where/when it stops/starts


 No.551591

File: 1449109609574.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.551592

>>551589

Honestly this is one of the better pictures of me, because Dylan had me laughing shortly beforehand so the smile wasn't 100% forced.


 No.551593

File: 1449109646237.png (455.07 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.551594

>>551589

stop

ive seen enough of his fas face


 No.551595

ben needs to be the poster boy of hsg


 No.551596

File: 1449109864584.jpg (2.74 MB, 2988x5312, 9:16, image.jpg)


 No.551597

File: 1449109904545.jpg (30.96 KB, 150x120, 5:4, Boniface_VIII.jpg)


 No.551598

File: 1449109918780.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.97 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, image.jpg)


 No.551599

File: 1449109935601.jpg (854.14 KB, 2592x1943, 2592:1943, 1448950583706.jpg)


 No.551600

im here to complain about being a boy again


 No.551601

I'll be your honey, never expire


 No.551602

i wish i was a girl


 No.551603

boniface vs antiboniface


 No.551604

>>551599

i dont get how anyone can fuck up a smile this bad


 No.551605

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Thread theme


 No.551606

>>551604

is that what that was supposed to be


 No.551607


 No.551608

>>551604

by not being human


 No.551609

File: 1449110216859.jpg (Spoiler Image, 986.5 KB, 2592x1944, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.551610

>>551609

ok for real though stop spamming these


 No.551611

>>551609

why do i keep opening this

i know its going to be bens uggo face

stop


 No.551612

how do i fix my brain without dressing up as a girl


 No.551613

im gonna grow some huge as tiddies...


 No.551614

>>551606

I was trying to take a picture of myself showing my teeth but I guess I closed my mouth as it was taking the picture somehow.


 No.551615

>>551604

it's a scary mix of autism, bad genes, stupidity, and FAS

you should feel bad for ben he's a good goy he just got fucked by life


 No.551616

girls are so pretty


 No.551617

so pretty it hurts


 No.551618

>>551615

My mom didn't drink when she was pregnant with me, or for my sister.


 No.551619

boys are fucking stupid


 No.551620

>>551618

who do you look like most out of your parents


 No.551621

>>551618

why do you have FAS then


 No.551622

hitler was a boy


 No.551623

>>551622

ruta...


 No.551624

>>551620

My dad, supposedly.

Someone put my face on a picture of my mom from the like 70s or something


 No.551625

>>551621

Aren't the normal FAS things having a huge forehead and almost no lips?


 No.551626

where do i find big boobs


 No.551627

I came on a bug hsg

what did you do today?


 No.551628

>>551623

thons name is shitto...


 No.551629

>>551626

inject estrogen in your nipples


 No.551630

>>551629

i need pictures of boobs to use as a reference

for art

i dont want to ever be near boobs irl


 No.551631

>>551627

i came in clean underwear


 No.551632

i cant find any doctors near me that will inject me full of tranny drugs


 No.551633

>>551632

me either


 No.551634

>>551625

>huge forehead

not necessarily but you have one

>no lips

no the lower lips can be huge you just need a thin upper lip

look you're in denial the sooner you come to terms with it the better


 No.551635

i should go to planned parenthood

the building is a couple blocks from my house, it'd take me like 15 minutes to walk there

but im 2 scared...


 No.551636

>>551635

are you going to shoot it up


 No.551637

File: 1449111104436.png (1.2 MB, 1280x751, 1280:751, ClipboardImage.png)

ASSAULT CLOTHES

When is California going to crack down on assault style clothing


 No.551638


 No.551639

File: 1449111141671.png (228.59 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>551634

I don't know about the eye thing but I don't think I have any of this.


 No.551640

>>551637

why do people keep killing people in mass with guns

whats up with that


 No.551641

>>551640

"We can't prevent this, it just happens naturally" - Only country where this happens naturally


 No.551642

>>551639

you have

all of that

jesus christ


 No.551643

>>551640

Why didn't California's strict gun laws stop this attack?

also because the amount of attention the killers get probably inspires copycats who want their 15 minutes of fame


 No.551644

>>551639

holy shit that kinda looks like ben


 No.551645

is ben a mod


 No.551646

File: 1449111274242.png (459.58 KB, 643x435, 643:435, ClipboardImage.png)

here we go again


 No.551647

>>551640

Because it's obviously harder to do it with knives


 No.551648

>be american

>get shot


 No.551649


 No.551650

>clean cum

>few minutes later

>steps on something wet and slippery

eri time


 No.551651


 No.551652

>gun control in california didn't stop the shooting

gee.... its almost... like it doesn't work.....


 No.551653

>>551643

>Why do criminals break the law

Gee whiz, literal underage gun nut, we better abolish all gun laws


 No.551654

fuck fish


 No.551655

I'VE BEEN SHOT


 No.551656

>>551653

>abolish all gun laws

this but 100% unironically


 No.551657

>laws that forbid murdering people didn't stop people getting murdered

gee.... its almost... like it doesn't work.....


 No.551658

>making murder illegal didn't stop murders

gee....it's almost....like it doesn't work

Well I guess it's time to go on my government-approved manslaughter.


 No.551659

i'm a mod and gun owner


 No.551660

i literally could not care less about mass shootings

the vast majority of people killed by guns dont die in mass shootings


 No.551661

>>551656

Fine by me, the homicide rates in the US already matches third world shitholes, can't be any worse than it is now


 No.551662

All gun control is good for is making people who actually follow the law unable to exercise their human right of self defense


 No.551663

*long fart*


 No.551664


 No.551665

>gun control doesn't create a magic force field guns can't pass through


 No.551666

if you were in a mass shooting situation, would you trust sako to take down the bad guys?


 No.551667

why does this always happen in the usa though

whats different


 No.551668

>>551661

wanna know how I know you're retarded


 No.551669

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>551666

Of course, it'd look like this


 No.551670

>>551666

>poor eyesight

>poor respiratory system

gee


 No.551671

if you were in a mass shitposting situation, would you trust me to take down the bad guys?


 No.551672

>>551666

i'd trust him to take the bullets while i escape


 No.551673

>>551668

Wanna know how I know you don't know how statistics work


 No.551674

why did those guys get their kill on in cali anyway


 No.551675

>>551671

probably not


 No.551676

>>551671

you're the bad guy


 No.551677

>>551666

I'd throw him at the bad guys, that should surprise a few of them.

Or try to use him as a meat shield.


 No.551678

Assault shitposts


 No.551679

Post the one of the poster that says what to do during a mass shooting


 No.551680

>>551666

i'd trust him to try and strike up a riveting conversation with his epic newfound brother in arms and git fukken blasted


 No.551681

If you were in a massive plane crash, would you trust me to take down the big guys?


 No.551682

>the united states

>homicide rate of 3.8

>honduras

>homicide rate of 90.4


 No.551683

>>551682

relevant statistics bro


 No.551684

If stricter gun control laws are so important, explain Detroit


 No.551685

im gonna ask my friend to go to planned parenthood with me since he's trans too and knows things


 No.551686

i like liveblogging


 No.551687

new thread when


 No.551688

>>551687

never ever


 No.551689

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>>551682

Look up what "matches" mean, because I'm pretty sure that India, Liberia, Iran and Uzbekistan aren't shining first world utopias


 No.551690

>>551684

>expecting detroit to get anything right

they blew city cash on a robocop statue and filed for bankruptcy

there are deeper problems at hand there than an inability to enforce gun control


 No.551691

There's literally more homicides in India than the US and Gunfucker thinks that's an argument that supports his stance


 No.551692

>>551691

More rapes, too.

And they seem to think pledging to "go green" will make it go away.


 No.551693

>>551686

live blogging my assvore experience


 No.551694

>>551692

>>551691

Per capita, or total? Because India has a billion people

The rape statistic I believe, not the homicide


 No.551695

>>551691

...fewer, I'm a retard

>>551694

The statistics says it's murder rates


 No.551696

3 people got guns and killed 14 people in the state with some of the strictest laws in the country

explain to me why gun control didn't stop this


 No.551697

I have arrived


 No.551698

How to argue that something is good: Point out that it's not literally the shittiest thing on the entire planet

>>551696

Sure, as soon as you explain why they murdered people despite the fact that it's illegal to murder people


 No.551699

Explain to me how gun control will lower the homicide rate when it's already falling and has been for at least 30 years when there are even more guns in the country and almost all 50 states have some form of concealed carry


 No.551700

>>551696

because you expect it to flawlessly predict who shoots when for the sake of your own arguments and interests


 No.551701

>>551696

explain to me why gun control didn't stop THIIIIS!!!!

*flexes so hard sleeves explode*


 No.551702

>>551696

they are wizards and used their powerful magic to take down the gun control force field


 No.551703


 No.551704

3 people got together and killed 14 people in the state with some of the strictest laws in the country

explain to me why murder laws didn't stop this


 No.551705

sako I know you have aspergers and this sort of thing is hard to understand.

it doesn't matter and nothing you'll ever say will change anything in a substantial manner besides throwing a hissy fit every time someone says the word gun and ban. It is an exercise in total futility.


 No.551706

Why didn't all the disabled people have guns? The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun


 No.551707

>>551705

and your hissy fits will change anything?


 No.551708

Whether gun bans are effective or not doesn't matter because the constitution protects the right to own arms


 No.551709

>>551705

I'm not going to push this

I know I'm right

I just don't understand why people want to give up a human right


 No.551710

like what exactly do you think will come from having this argument with hsg every other day if not every day.

do you think gun bans will become more or less likely because somehow a person on hsg's opinion will change and that will be a catalyst to make any of these arguments worth dealing with.

because that's not actually how it works. yelling about how the government will take your guns, contrary to popular belief, will not change anything.


 No.551711

>>551709

because its the right to a murderous tool you stupid shit


 No.551712

I'd gladly let 30 000 people die every year for my right to bear arms


 No.551713

>>551709

>I know I'm right

moderate kek

>a human right

oh man this is a top kek right here

it's not a human right, it's barely even a constitutional one


 No.551714

>>551710

what do you think will come from coming here to bitch everyday


 No.551715

>>551711

It's the right to self defense you retarded mongoloid


 No.551716

>>551707

Honestly yeah sexual harassment via my nudes is somewhat different than arguing about gun control laws.

just for me fam. just my onion tbh.


 No.551717

>self defense isn't a human right

man you're really really fucked up


 No.551718

>>551714

Ask yourself that bruh


 No.551719

>>551715

because guns are the only way am i right :^)


 No.551720

>>551712

This but unironically


 No.551721

laser swords are better than guns

when will laser swords be invented and guns rendered useless


 No.551722

>>551709

If you know you're right why don't you take your gun and show people you're right?


 No.551723

Sure is a weird coincidence that a country that says that owning guns is a "human right" have retardedly high rates of mass shootings and homicides, putting third world countries to shame


 No.551724

>>551721

Guns that shoot laser swords are obviously superior


 No.551725

>>551723

It's not like murder isn't illegal in America or anything


 No.551726

make a new fucking thread, or else


 No.551727

sako do u believe in the death penalty


 No.551728

someone needs to make a new thread imho


 No.551729

Guns that shoot guns that shoot knives that have mini-guns on all the serrations that shoot out darts that explode into pellets that emit mustard gas and melt anything on contact, turning them into more guns


 No.551730

>>551726

or else what >:)


 No.551731

hopefully the next autists that get gunned down are from hsg tbh


 No.551732

>>551723

Mass shootings make up less than 1% of all homicides in the country


 No.551733


 No.551734

make a new thread jfc


 No.551735

>self defense is a human right

saying something doesn't make it so.


 No.551736

>>551735

are you actually really saying that someone doesn't have the right to defend their life from someone trying to take it


 No.551737

>>551735

>saying something doesn't make it so

Trans people are the gender they identify as


 No.551738

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm

Texas has stricter control on dildos than guns


 No.551739

I fugged up :DD


 No.551740

>>551738

ya but dildos are for degenerates.


 No.551741

>cant get a gun because ive been submitted to a mental institution

sako save me


 No.551742

>>551740

Honestly

Fuck your anti-dildo bullshit


 No.551743

>>551740

Thank god that shooting people isn't degenerate behavior


 No.551744

no new thread?

time to die


 No.551745

>>551740

what about the girls


 No.551746

how do we stop mass shootings


 No.551747

>>551745

girls just need dick.


 No.551748

>>551746

Replace guns with dildos


 No.551749

>>551741

was it voluntary or involuntary


 No.551750

File: 1449113441411.png (95.85 KB, 250x250, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.551751

>>551746

shoot them first


 No.551752

>>551746

add more guns


 No.551753

>>551746

less gun control


 No.551754

when is vfan going to a mental institution


 No.551755

>>551741

subterran?


 No.551756

>>551742

those things are gay as h*ck dude


 No.551757

who the fuck hates dildos

how can you hate dildos

If you hate dildos, then you're fucked up. You are fucked up.


 No.551758

>>551746

Stop making the idea of being the biggest headline in the country for 2 weeks so enticing


 No.551759

>>551753

Literally more homicides in the US than India


 No.551760

>>551748

Mass stabbing by dildos


 No.551761

>>551747

Fuck yourself


 No.551762

>>551757

I fucking hate dildos


 No.551763

>>551747

>>551740

losing a little respect for you here buddy

i thought you were my freedom friend

my friend of freedom

my freedom-loving friend


 No.551764

Sako

Voted "most likely to be a school shooter"


 No.551765

Guns don't kill people.

Dildos kill people.


 No.551766

>>551749

involuntary


 No.551767

>>551764

as if im dumb enough to actually try that.

do you know how hard it is to actually hit multiple people in a crowd?

Besides I dont have a gun to shoot up my school


 No.551768

I hope you're all smart enough to know I'm not making those posts but you're also retarded enough to think that someone doesn't have the right to defend their life so


 No.551769

abolish dildos 2016


 No.551770

>>551766

sorry m8, prohibited person


 No.551771

>>551762

why are you being so extra shitty tonight


 No.551772

>>551767

Yeah, much easier to commit a mass stabbing, you should try that instead


 No.551773


 No.551774

>>551767

yeah those are good reasons not to do it


 No.551775

>>551768

just so you know

i, anon

was not the one making those posts either


 No.551776

>>551770

go fuck yourself why did you do this to me

this is what pro-gun people actually want


 No.551777

I think you can get your rights restored if you were a felon but i don't know if you can if you were involuntarily commited


 No.551778

>>551767

>>551770

>>551768

You want to take away my dildos. Why should I care what you have to say.


 No.551779

>>551775

fuck you I know it was you


 No.551780

>>551777

that's kind of fucked up


 No.551781

sako murders dildos and mentally ill people with guns


 No.551782

*Muffled "muh rights" is heard in the distance*


 No.551783

>>551778

because I know better than you?


 No.551784

>>551768

so what you're saying is

you do have a gun


 No.551785

I wish I had a dildo tbh

>>551784

soon


 No.551786

File: 1449113919630.jpg (23.83 KB, 350x319, 350:319, MAC-10.jpg)

best fucking school shooting weapon tbh


 No.551787

What about-- less taking away freedoms and better mental healthcare??


 No.551788

>>551787

I dont care as long as my guns aren't taken away


 No.551789

>>551787

That's communism, buddy


 No.551790

>>551787

healthcare is communism


 No.551791

>>551770

You don't like dildos. You don't know shit!!!


 No.551792

>>551785

>cold, unfeeling dildo

>instead of me


 No.551793

>>551791

neither do you though


 No.551794

>>551787

you'd still have to get around the social stigma of being in a position of requiring mental healthcare, in addition to fixing the existing problems with health insurance


 No.551795

>>551790

>>551789

Taking away guns is arguably worse


 No.551796

make a new thread before I slaughter sako with my illegal dildos


 No.551797

>>551787

this tbh unironically

as long as the better healthcare doesn't involve being forced into a psychiatric ward because thats kind of fucked up

but also a lot of people aren't noticeably mentally ill and i doubt there are many people who want to be responsible for declaring people mentally fit


 No.551798

you either have all the guns or none

its pretty black and white

thats what gun control is about


 No.551799

farts


 No.551800

>>551793

shut the fuck up non-dildo haver


 No.551801

>>551795

I know, why do what every other country in the world does that actually works


 No.551802

File: 1449114091907.gif (11.39 KB, 100x100, 1:1, popcorn.gif)


 No.551803

>>551794

>you'd still have to get around the social stigma of being in a position of requiring mental healthcare

what the fuck does this mean? Are you implying you can't seek help privately?


 No.551804

>>551801

it doesn't work lol


 No.551805

>>551801

Because people in England literally have to be 18 to buy forks


 No.551806

Seriously why dont we just kill black people and lesbians? that will solve most of our problems tbh


 No.551807

requiring mental healthcare means you are crazy and will probably snap and kill someone at any moment


 No.551808

I will not stand for this. You will not take away my dildos.


 No.551809

>>551804

Nope, just a coincidence that the US have more homicides than India and that they treat guns like a human right


 No.551810

>>551809

guns are a human right


 No.551811

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 No.551812

guns arent a human right

self defense is

guns are just the best and most deadly option


 No.551813

>>551812

^^^^^^


 No.551814

Id rather have guns than have the ability to drive tbh. More guns less cars


 No.551815

>>551806

if you didn't exist we wouldn't be having this argument

I should kill you with my collection of dildos by forcing them up your nose to prevent this.


 No.551816

>>551810

More homicides than India


 No.551817

>>551815

vfan buy me a dildo


 No.551818

>>551816

self

defense

human

right


 No.551819

i dont actually take anything sako says seriously because he fits perfectly into the gun nut stereotype tbh


 No.551820

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS


 No.551821

vfan buy me a dildo and ill send you pics of my boyhole


 No.551822

guns are a human right

unlike food


 No.551823

Dildos are a human right


 No.551824

Seriously Id rather die than not have assault rifle


 No.551825

sako are you serious about the dildo thing

like is that actually you making those posts

i can't take you seriously anymore if so


 No.551826

it is an unshakable human right for everyone to own a fully automatic rifle


 No.551827

>>551825

No, it isn't me.


 No.551828

guns are epic


 No.551829

>>551825

why would you ever


 No.551830


 No.551831

>>551826

this but 100% unironically


 No.551832

>>551827

dont listen to this faggot. I hate dildos.


 No.551833

shoot anyone who says you shouldnt own a gun

its just that easy


 No.551834

the dildo wars


 No.551835

it is an unshakable human right for everyone to fart in my mouth


 No.551836

i'd kill a man for denying me my right to unload glocks on a busta


 No.551837

i believe you sako

you were just talking about how hot David duchovny is, i can't hate on that


 No.551838

I love dildos and I want one that shoots lube out of the tip


 No.551839

>>551803

if you have a condition that makes yourself a danger to yourself and/or others, no

if you lack the resources to seek mental healthcare on your own, then no


 No.551840

wait a second...... i can just illegally get a gun

whos gonna stop me

i got a gun


 No.551841

>>551833

this but unironically


 No.551842

>>551838

no i fucking dont


 No.551843

>>551840

you can illegally make a gun if you really want to


 No.551844

disregard that i suck cocks


 No.551846

File: 1449114718541.png (129.85 KB, 1058x705, 1058:705, 1391129721017.png)

>nearly 500 posts


 No.551847


 No.551849


 No.551853


 No.551855

>>551838

Get an inflatable one.


 No.551861

new threado


 No.551927

Is we broken?




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