No.551848
one namefag only tells the truth; the other only lies
old: >>551345
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>>552256
holy shit i can't believe you saved that
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HSG
Your mom is a breeder.
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No.552857
my mom jokingly said she should start dating girls instead of guys once
i wish i had a lesbomom...
No.552859
>>552854
breeder? i hardly know 'er!
No.552860
>>551848
Hello my name is Phantos and I only tell lies.
No.552861
things would be different around here if rose quartz was my mom...
No.552862
tfw your mom will never give up her physical form to create you
No.552864
>>552861
she wouldnt exist because of you dumbass
No.552865
*takes pollution down to zero*
No.552868
 | Rolled 3 (1d20) |
Fat moms.
No.552869
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
Skinny moms.
No.552870
>>552864
exactly
then nobody could tell me what to do
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No.552874
i wish grant and his gf would adopt me
No.552875
imagine having grant as a dad
No.552877
a meme has appeared
it is the killer
do not die
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No.552880
>>552872
phantos was also mindbroken by weed
No.552882
>>552857
i wish i was a lesbomom
shit would be so cash
No.552888
my parents and grandparents are starting to get on my case about not having a girlfriend
i'd tell them i'm gay but i don't think they'd be cool with it
what do
No.552890
>>552888
tell them you're taking a vow of celibacy
No.552891
>>552888
Seem like a loser for as long as possible and then surprise them with a significant other like I did, but only when you're out on your own and ready.
AKA imprison yourself in ice.
No.552892
>>552888
say "nobody wants me :/"
they will belive cause u uggo
No.552893
>>552891
okay i can definitely do the 'seem like a loser' bit
effortlessly, in fact
No.552895
>>552888
suicide is always the answer
No.552897
>>552888
tell them you're asexual
No.552898
>>552893
They won't bother you for too long, it becomes more of a 'this is the only thing worth talking about easily' thing. Eventually, it'll be about you making grandkids but that pressure isn't for you.
No.552899
fuck off back to tumblr, son
No.552902
come out as an neon green werewolf saying theres no neon pink female wolfs on the area
No.552903
No.552905
why are the straights so set on breeding
No.552907
>>552902
"There's no troll OC fit enough for me in the area, sorry mom."
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No.552911
yes my child.... breed...... BREED
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No.552914
>>552911
Gotta spread those chromosomes somehow, boss.
No.552923
when were they confirmed muslim?
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No.552926
Reminder that even if vfan is a woman she's not the woman in the nudes
No.552927
>>552926
who would lie about being ugly
No.552928
reminder that you haven't talked about vfan this hour yet
No.552929
>>552926
anon
are you scared that you might find her cute?
No.552930
>>552927
Can this dumb meme end
That woman is hotter than anyone who's ever been on hsg
No.552931
>>552930
speak for yourself
No.552932
there are no females on hsg
No.552933
we must migrate to bring back females
No.552934
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No.552938
little hellions kids feeling rebellious embarrassed their parents still listen to elvis
No.552939
>people on hsg pretending that beauty is objective and not just a product of a person's wants and fetishes
No.552940
I’m so excited for Hiveswap.
I’m so excited to meet even more incredibly lovable and unforgettable characters, to explore Alternia first hand, to see what Earth is like from the eyes of a troll, to see what mysteries about the Homestuck universe will be revealed and what new questions will arise, to solve humorously devious puzzles (which if they are anything like the puzzles in Myststuck, they will be so much fun), to delve into another incredible piece of Hussie’s work in the universe I love so much.
I’m so excited for Hiveswap.
No.552941
>>552940
where did you paste this from
No.552942
No.552943
>>552940
this is viral marketing
No.552945
No.552946
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
How come Koreans are better at ripping off Beyonce/Rihanna/Nicki than they themselves are
No.552947
No.552948
>>552947
sterilize mushrooms
No.552949
>>552940
begone, vapid cunt
No.552950
>>552940
What kind of delicious shit is this
No.552952
No.552954
No.552956
Stop sterilizing everything, it ruins the taste.
No.552957
No.552961
all mental illnesses are fake except SAD
No.552962
>>552930
shut the fuck up you tasteless faggot
No.552965
No.552969
No.552971
We need a new holocaust for people who wears boxers and not boxer briefs
No.552972
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No.552974
We need a new holocaust for men who wear sandals or flip-flops
No.552975
>>552974
This is the HEIGHT of men's fashion
No.552977
>>552974
did you accidentally get a boner over a man's toes
its ok, it happens to all of us
No.552978
>>552975
its living breathing trash
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No.552981
>>552977
*wiggles dirty smelly toes*
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>>552974
*shoves my flip-flops on your face*
No.552993
I mean, who the fuck wears these, what the fuck
No.552994
>>552993
they could stand to be better-fitting but it's not an awful look with
>that fuzzy belly
No.552995
>>552993
theyre like halfway between basketball shorts and underwear
i dont know why someone would wear them with pants though, they suck
No.552996
hsg post your fuzzy bellies
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No.552999
>>552993
This is essentially me.
No.553000
>>552999
Swandive into a tub of acid
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No.553005
phantos and saltlick for the double x2 whitenoise combob
No.553006
| Rolled 14 (1d20) |
are you just one bad day away from namefagging, HSG?
No.553007
Feels good to be a bislut because I can act like a cishet 99% of the time and still claim ~*~oppression~*~ because I want to suck a dick once in a while
No.553008
>>553007
The 'figured it out' award goes to anon.
No.553009
why the fuck is there glitter on me hands
No.553010
i want a cishet gf
treats gays like purse pet gf
No.553011
No.553012
>>553005
I'll fucking take it, man. the two days like a month ago or something that people were acting like I mattered were awful
No.553013
>>553007
thats why people hate you :/
No.553015
wanna see some magic, kid?
No.553016
>>553015
*makes my cock disappear in ur mouth*
No.553017
>>553013
They hate me cause they ain't me, honey
No.553018
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No.553020
>>552996
you don't fool me egghead
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>>552988
Isn't that just your word for Santa.
No.553024
i want to complain to my friend but hes cishet and wont understand........
No.553026
I forgot in MSPA how ridiculed Fancy Santas were, when in actuality I love them.
No.553027
No.553028
one more human soul... and we'll all be free...
No.553029
why are girls infinitely more attractive than boys
No.553031
No.553033
even when youre walking down the street or in the store or something, you can spot like 10 cute girls but maybe 1 or 2 cute boys
No.553034
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No.553036
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Boys are dumb, throw rocks at them.
No.553037
>>553032
how the shitty mclitty are these made
No.553038
No.553039
>>553035
then why dont boys wear make up
are boys too stupid
No.553040
No.553041
>>553032
do you have to pay for that one
No.553042
>>553039
that would be gay brah
No.553044
No.553045
girls are great tbh
everyone should be girls
the world would be better
No.553047
>>553041
see this is amazing
i now demand to know how these are made
No.553048
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>>553048
You'd miss this stupid shit.
No.553052
>>553041
I will murder the faggot that came up with this meme
No.553053
>>553049
i just saw her post this and wondered why i was still following her
No.553054
>>553049
no love left for this bygone voicetitute
No.553055
No.553056
didn't nyanners get mad about her own pomf pomf song being enjoyed by weebs
like who else would even like it
why did you make it
No.553057
No.553059
hey boy hey boy
i wann fart in your mouth
No.553060
>>553056
didn't she become a sjw
No.553061
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No.553063
>>553056
she didn't realize it was thematically gross when she made it. when she later began to think & function she realized this and as a pussy bitch disowned it
No.553064
No.553065
*glomps u*
ME WANT TEH POCKY!!! >3<
No.553066
why does everyone become an sjw...
No.553067
>>553058
all that gutter blur
No.553068
>>553066
sjws are more powerful
No.553069
>>553066
everyone grows up some day :^)
No.553071
>>553066
they are flimsy enough to be swept up in the wind
No.553072
anyone want to watch black butlerz? :3
No.553073
>>553066
the class change grants several stat bonuses and the ability to recruit a special unit
No.553074
>>553070
why come we never had anything with metastuck hsg fugging her...
No.553075
>>553069
this but unironically
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No.553077
>>553072
ill watch black butt
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No.553080
I know this is coming the fuck out of nowhere and you're going to accuse me of lying about this due to how convenient it is timing wise.
but I just found out my uncle has about a week left to live.
He's been suffering from rheumatoid arthritis for about 10 years now. He's in his 60's and he's not doing well to combat its effects in the old age he's in. His immune system has slowly been destroyed, his joints have slowly melted into putty, and his skin has blistered and dried and cracked. Swallowing has become nearly impossible, and at this point he can no longer talk but can only type. His fingers and toes are twisted and he's become basically emaciated and pale and anemic.
This has been a slow spread over the past ten or so years, and I've watched his body slowly fall into disrepair over the times I get to see him when I travel up to NorCal.
This is extremely sad for me. He was the one who helped me through the initial fortune of getting into college. As someone in medicine, he's deeply helped me get to where I'm at in working towards this degree. He's always been sweet to me as a kid, telling me stories and misadventers he went on.
But at the moment, he apparently can die at any moment within the week, and prognosis past the week is immediate certain death.
So please go easy on me. Combined with this, the stress of money, college, my feelings of falling in love, all this stress. I just, need people to be less hard on me right now. I just need some care at the moment. I'm sorry. This is the worst time for this to happen, and it must seem like bullshit, but it's not.
I feel like just crying my eyes out right now. I don't understand why this shit has to happen right now.
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No.553082
>>553080
wow hard times man..
No.553083
sorry for the wall of text nobody's going to read. it's not about anything else than personal bullshit
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No.553086
>>553072
i used to read the mango
suffering shota is cool but the butler dude is too much of a "mary sue"
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No.553088
>>553080
I'm sorry to hear this. I love an uncle suddenly to cancer a few years ago and I miss him constantly.
No.553089
>>553086
im not an actual weeb and have never read or watched black butler
im laughing at u now
No.553090
>>553080
Let's hope he can show you what a blog is before he dies
No.553091
>>553089
Then you're missing out on the beauty that is Grell.
No.553092
No.553093
hsg is a blog
my blog
and youre all my followers
No.553094
>>553080
i feel bad for him but not for you
No.553095
>>553085
tl;dr my uncle is about to pass on and I need people not to be so hard on me.
please I really don't need anything else right now. I am literally surrounded and swimming in bullshit.
That's all. I'm not going to stay here the rest of the day. this is the last thing I'll post probably
No.553096
>>553070
I've seen some people lately drawing her doing "sjw things" to try and piss people of and it's really dumb.
No.553097
anyone want to watch black bullerz? :3
No.553098
vfan is a good poster
her very first post always gets tons of replies
she must be popular..
No.553099
No.553100
>>553095
if only i could lock the door behind you..
No.553101
>>553098
just like zwid...
No.553102
No.553103
>>553089
>im not an actual weeb
and you still managed to fail at life
i used to binge reading mangoos
No.553104
would you let trump mount you y/n
No.553105
popular things are always the worst
No.553106
>>553066
it has grown too powerful to be stopped and claims more and more victims every day
sjw has basically become a sentient, living force at this point, like fate in the final destination movies or whatever drives people to all happen to suddenly all walk by you right after your have a really gross fart
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No.553109
>>553106
how did it get so strong
why isnt 4chan more powerful
why are they weaker
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No.553113
Trying to put out an SJW fire, note beloved media.
No.553114
>>553109
didn't /pol/ make that anti-migrant video that got millions of views
No.553115
Take your bullshit to live journal, vfan.
No.553116
>>553095
This is coming from a chronic liar after she spent the entire day yesterday giving Sponge shit for saying that he lies about his dead ex.
No.553118
>>553109
because its trendy
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No.553120
i my uncles die i hope they leave me something
No.553121
Y'all fucked up little weirdos.
No.553122
>>553119
it's not the old man's fault... it should have been vfan...
No.553123
>>553118
yes, goy, it's just a fad that'll pass, nothing to worry about...
No.553124
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN VFAN!
No.553125
>>553086
hey apparently the protagonist of ass class is a trap
on a scale of 1-10 how trappy is he
No.553126
>>553121
lol dude vfan posts so much dumbass reprehensible horseshit if you wanna be a caricature you can get treated like one
No.553127
>>553102
their words, not mine
No.553128
No.553129
>>553116
I honestly don't care about sponge. He can handle it.
No.553130
No.553131
>>553129
Then don't come here and cry about how somebody pissed in your tea when you took a shit in his soup
No.553133
>>553125
he dress as girl as seduce as guy in one arc but consider enjoying media for other things that are not your peepee
No.553134
>>553122
what if the boxcutter belonged to him...
No.553135
>>553133
gay people are incapable of that
No.553136
>>553095
when my favorite uncle got sick with cancer and died i thought i would be sad
but i wasnt
i hope the same happens to you
No.553137
>>553136
the not being sad, that is
not the cancer
No.553138
>>553133
i enjoy media for things that aren't my dick, it just so happens that quite a few things i got into because of my dick are actually pretty good
No.553139
>>553136
>>553137
this but also the cancer
No.553140
did sponge really lie about his ex dying
wew
i felt bad for him too
he's kind of a scumbag
No.553141
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No.553143
>>553140
>trusting vfan
okay
No.553144
>>553141
spinge isn't great... he's epic!
No.553145
>>553140
we just don't know
but it kinda always seemed fakey too me
No.553146
>>553140
of course he did
trains can't kill people moron
No.553147
>>553143
but he more or less admitted it if you read his and vfans convo
plus he and vfan hang out all the time dont act like hes that much better
No.553148
>>553140
he could have lied about it but you can't really just believe vfan
No.553149
>>553140
vfan said he did so that must be the case!
No.553150
>>553147
>more or less
proof
No.553152
i have a lot of pain right along the top of the back of my pelvis
i finally got a massage person to work on it and holy fuck it felt like a fucking superheated knife being stabbed between my bones
whys it hurt so bad
No.553153
>>553144
sponge is a fucking weirdo and not the harmless weirdo type or the scary weirdo type, he's in some unholy corner all his own
No.553154
No.553155
I'll just assume every awful thing that has ever happened to you people actually has, because it helps explains some things.
No.553156
I honestly never said sponge said to me it was fake
I just said the entire story seemed fake to me and he's lied in the past so for him to accuse me of lying and fabricating shit is laughably hypocritical.
He's just a dumb 18 year old.
that's all
No.553157
No.553158
>It's literally illegal to do federally funded research on gun violence in the US of A
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
No.553159
>>553156
good god the irony
No.553160
>>553156
Good thing you've never lied in the past so we're more inclined to believe you then
No.553161
>>553159
calm down lol sponge won't hate you for pulling his barely legal dick out your butt
>>553160
oh my god the logic involved here doesn't make any sense.
even if I lied how does my l past lying effect the subjective opinion I have of sponge lying about the train scenario
I'm literally not fighting you. You do not need to white knight sponge, he is a big boy. Please calm down.
No.553162
>tfw i've never lied to hsg
i probably should
No.553163
My favorite part of the thread was the like, 10 minutes of VFan sticking to her word and not actually posting anymore.
No.553164
oneoff shitposts aren't lies
No.553165
No.553166
Do it for your uncle, you spaz.
No.553167
>>553161
you've literally lied more times than i can count
No.553169
starting to not believe the uncle now tbh
No.553170
>>553161
Because we have literally no reason to trust you over Sponge since you're mentally unstable and have been proven to lie in the past. It's not rocket science.
No.553171
I'm the president of Zimbabwe
No.553172
How do we even know vfan was raped
No.553173
>>553167
and......? How is that relevant? It literally has 0% relevance to what I'm saying
Doesn't it take a liar to know one anyways
>>553170
What exactly am I telling you to trust me about then me just saying his story seems hokey.
it's just my onion
calm my son
No.553174
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Christmas! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
I have decorations now and it feels fine.
No.553175
i'm worried for you vfan
do you have a paypal i can donate to help you through these times?
No.553176
k for real this time bye
have fun talking about me like I know you will
No.553177
>>553172
listen and believe :^)
No.553178
does vfan even exist
what if she's just a part of our never ending coma dream
No.553179
>we have literally no reason to trust you over Sponge
>trusting sponge
lmao
No.553180
hsg's collective coma dream
No.553181
>>553176
Remember when you came into #farts and started flipping shit because people weren't talking about you
No.553182
No.553183
>>553174
why are you decorating your room with trash
No.553184
No.553185
i promised myself i wouldnt use lmao anymore....
No.553186
why does everyone hate sponge
No.553187
vfan and sponge were made for one another
No.553188
>>553142
why do you even think that's pedo
the things I'm talking about don't even have any young kids in them
No.553189
No.553190
>>553187
I am not interested in weird creepy kids three years my younger.
I am not interested in anyone that is three years my younger or senior.
No.553191
i like sponge
i like most hsgers
and the ones i don't like i don't spend endless hours giving attention to
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No.553193
>>553095
yo, idk if this will help, and its kind of a wall of text, buuuuuuuut...
dying isn't scary. living is scary. living is hoping your house doesn't get broken into while you're wearing noise-cancelling headphones or that you don't get paralyzed from the waist down because of a drunk driver or that your 8 year old doesn't get her thumb permanently amputated by a horse that got spooked, or that your kid isn't born with a crippling disability that makes them wish for death at some point
death is easy-peasy. no more bills, no more taxes, no more worrying about your health or what people think of you. no more dealing with the pain of rheumatoid arthritis. its like a deep sleep that you just never wake up from. its peaceful and you can let go of the problems
everybody dies, and i kind of envy the ones who do. the world sucks, the mentally ill sleep under bridges in inner-city areas like animals, kids are dying of malnourishment across the world, spouses are beating their partners, and all we can do is turn on the tv or pop in a video game and try not to think about it
i think death is not something to be afraid of. dying painfully, maybe, but not death. until we die, we gotta live with the determination to make this world better for those who will come after us, and after that we can rest
No.553194
>>553174
These look really cute and awesome!
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No.553196
wait
spongelord + vfan = spongefan
oh my gooooooooood
No.553197
Europeans who like rap/hip hop....why? How do you relate to it at all?
Ok but why? I mean, rap music is about an underclass of people and their struggle against the system. It's about the poor and oppressed.
You live in some comfy socialist nation where you've never had to struggle for anything. What are you going to rap about? Your free healthcare? Your 6 weeks vacation time? Your free schools? Your rich country with low crime rates?
DJ FreeHealthcare in the house!
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>>553196
i just farted of laughing
No.553200
>>553196
SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
No.553201
>>553193
>>553178
Nothing matters besides what you're doing with your coma dream right now.
No.553202
>>553198
if she doesn't stay she can't see the replies she so desperately needs
No.553203
No.553204
spongefan is their son
he went to the past to stop the abimination that created him but he went a little too far
No.553205
>>553201
there are no humans left besides finn, he could not have kids, this picture is dumb
No.553206
>>553196
we must refuse them
No.553207
have you considered just being honest about your need for constant attention from weirdos
No.553208
>>553204
it all makes sense now...
No.553209
>>553207
She has during her multiple drug fueled mental breakdowns
No.553210
spongefan retroactively created himself
No.553211
>>553209
I have those all the time! She should be learning after the third or fourth one...
No.553212
can you imagine vfan being a mom
can you imagine sponge being a dad
No.553213
>>553212
i would unironically watch a tv show like that
No.553214
I swear to god they're playing lain music on nhk right now
No.553215
I'd make an excellent parent, but they won't let me adopt because I am not religious enough.
No.553216
>>553215
i hope you get hit on the head and forget your tulpa boyfriend
No.553218
>>553214
this shit is my jam
No.553219
No.553229
>>553212
I'm never going to be a mom because I can't handle the responsibility of making sure my son or daughter can be safe from all the hazards of the world and growing up.
It's just an insane amount of responsibility. I'm not going to raise another kid to tell them lies about everything being alright when it's not alright and they can get hurt so easily.
I'm probably going to get my tubes tied this year idk
No.553234
still here.........................
No.553251
>>553074
that would be incest, they're cousins
can't you see the family resemblance
No.553273
>>553251
hsg slowly turning in to cletus
No.553381
i fucking hate homestuck
why did pussie sell out to the sjws? it's gotten so bad i don't even fap to the porn anymore