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CHEROKEE CRYYYYY
Cherokee cryyyyyyy....
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"we won't let you win. this is our vengeance."
jesus "lmao" christ
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>>552177
he was just quoting you
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>>552179
I never said that tho
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melon is only with vfan for that huge cock...
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>>552177
vfan you've said plenty of classically "cringey" shit don't even front
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>>552177
do you wanna do it with me?
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>>552186
you fucking stop that you imposter
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>>552184
>>552186
which one do I shoot
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>>552183
True. That doesn't make it any less cringey tho
>>552185
nah I didn't.
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>>552189
both
its the only way
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>>552195
something I can agree with this faggot on
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>>552172
>>552173
ten times worse than every tripfag
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has science gone too far?
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>>552212
I AM ENRAGED FOR REASONS YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND
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>>552212
I asked to make sure and they didn't use the ketchup as lube
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>>552212
is that being sold right now
No.552217
my dog ate a bird today.
It was adorable.
No.552218
You really hurt me, egghead
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>>552219
dont tell me what?
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>>552220
that my dog ate a bird.
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>>552212
BIRDS ARE SINGING
FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING
ON DAYS LIKE THESE, KIDS LIKE YOU...
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>>552222
ILL FUCKING SKULLL FUCK YOU
WHERE DO YOU LIVE YOU FUCKING HORSE
ILL FUCK YOU AND FILL YOUR SKULL WITH SO MUCH CUM THAT YOUR OTHER EYE POPS OUT
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>>552217
holy shit
do you own a talking dog
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>>552224
I'll headbutt your dick into my eye
No.552231
only a neckbeard would spam anime girls tbh
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>>552231
you really do not know many internet aware homogay women do you
I mean that's rhetorical, but
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If I remember correctly
vris did something similar.
Would you rather I post something more entertaining to you.
like birds or guns or an irrelevant character from a children's tv show called peridot or literal scat because somebody got me mad
real solid line up of alternatives lol
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these anime girls are bland tbh
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>>552233
>literal scat because somebody got me mad
you've literally done this
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You know what tastes good?
100% cranberry juice. Not that oceanspray shit. Nah bruh. That 100% from concentrate shit, that shit you bake with.
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>>552242
butthole tastes pretty good too
seriously
especially vegetarian butthole, god damn
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Man, I wish I could taste someone's butthole.
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i would kill a whole ocean of beautiful aryan babies if it meant i eat her ass again
if only for a minute
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>>552253
you know what to do
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>>552233
why don't you post roxykitten
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>>552257
you're absolutely right
I'm going to go take a shower
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I wish I had an epic spider living in my window catching annoying bugs...
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>>552249
>critikal reviews tripfags
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>>552259
go rub one out to maple or whatever her name is
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>>552265
I messed up a post.
Put me out of my misery.
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>>552266
*breaks your leg*
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>>552266
*brings you to the glue factory*
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>>552266
*puts pineapple on your pizza*
No.552271
tfw you meet the only person alive as cool as you and they're asexual
No.552274
my jambo jet flies happily
or something
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maybe i'll put an add in personals
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I'm addicted to 100% cranberry juice
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i mis the nuuuh meme
that was a very epïc meme
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I guess it's only me and spongelord here right now
how disgusting
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god I wish more girls stayed here despite how shit it got
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>>552281
im always here for you vfam
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the best thing is filtering AE and not knowing what ungodly bullshit he's saying. It's such a nice feeling.
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>>552282
you know, gender doesn't really matter
i like to imagine everyone here is an incorporeal being composed of shitposts
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>>552285
but then you miss out on me being perfect too
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>>552287
jesus christ
what happened to ben's hair????????????????
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>>552290
its still there
he's too dumb to shave
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>>552290
i'm not sure what you mean. his hair is very epic!
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god imagine being ben
id rather be a gay guy living in a third world country tbh
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>>552292
it has become so full of rats nests and split ends and is just so fucking matted
that it melted down
that's what's wrong
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jesus christ ben this is what you get from not showering regularly
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>>552296
showering regularly is bad for your hair uwu
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>>552282
Me and chaz are the only genetic girls with the chutzpah to put up with hsg
I wish I knew why I keep coming back, I guess I just really love the nature of anonymous interaction. I love meeting passing strangers irl too
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I appreciate all Joeys
except the footfag ones
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i want to brush ben's hair
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>>552298
what do you mean genetic girls
there's sharktits, vris, me, and dot.
which is more than most image boards to be fair.
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I'M INFECTED
BY YOUR GENETICS
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>>552302
she means afab girls
it's okay vfan, trans people should stick together
we'll show egghead the err of her problematic ways
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if you're just saying genetic girls to exclude eszett you'll have to include moody so its pointless
stop being so transphobic egg jeez
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Egg is fucking problematic
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>>552305
eat my shit you curly haired bimbo
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>>552308
LE mad Le lol u le mad...
lol...
mad...
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egghead still hasn't come back to clarify what the fuck she meant
bitch
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I hope that bitch misspelled generic
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>>552298
I put up with hsg.
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>>552310
shell come back an hour later and write a one word reply
just you wait
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and the word may or may not be a wh question
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>making somebody obsessed with you
it wasn't even worth it
i feel so guilty i'm not sure it's worth unlimited mouthpics
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>>552315
who is it?
get a lower mouth pic.
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>>552316
this girl that lives in texas.
what do you mean by lower mouthpic? i've got just about all the pics, endoscopes notwithstanding
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>>552317
but I live in Texas.
is it ME?
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goodnight ape niggers and gland-munching cucks
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>>552320
die, buttoned-up naziboy shampoo fag
No.552322
I uninstalled some programs and somehow I lost hard drive space
what the fuck
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I want to uninstall my dehydration right now. I will go about doing that by getting a glass of water.
:D
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>>552324
shouda kept the facial hair tbqh
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>>552327
I'm so glad you're home daddy~ ~ ~
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I turned away my homeless friend for my own safety and sleep and I think(??) it was the right thing to do but I still feel sick inside
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>>552328
nah man i look a lot better without it
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>>552330
what did you mean by genetic girls you bitch
there are like 4 of us here that aren't you and the red headed stepchild
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>>552331
no you dont
>>552332
red headed stepchild?
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>>552330
that's rough, but if you're unsure about your safety you definitely did the right thing
are there other ways you could help them that don't involve taking them in?
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>>552332
Oh I dunno, I guess I can't remember them all. Didn't know dot was a girl either.
Are you even an established girl? Are we sure you didn't purposefully leak your "nudes" to make people believe that? Because as I recall your voice sounded absolutely 100% like that of a man in the call
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>>552336
oh my god are we still doing this shit
I didn't leak my nudes "on purpose", at the time it was sort of on inebriated purpose. I am genetically a girl. I am chromosomally a girl. I do not have a dick.
my voice is sort of baratoney but it's not as Dr. Girlfriend as you're making it lmfao
could you stop doing that shit it's so corny.
one day I'll upload a vocaroo or something.
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>>552335
I offered to drop him off somewhere and he gave me a goofy look
I was also uncomfortable because he was somewhat high. I've already made him come home with me when he was drunk and trying to drive. I feel so fucking awful dude, I literally can't think of men as people who are out to get me to THAT degree, but I've been EXCRUCIATINGLY wrong when I didn't mind boundaries and I really don't want to feel like that again. It makes you feel like a stupid object, the stupidest thing alive
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if the guy actually doesnt have a place to sleep turning him away was a dick move
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>>552337
Okay, but I remember all of us being surprised and you being embarrassed. Heck why not vocaroo now then?
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>>552337
>sort of Baritone
no dude
you actually sound like dr girlfriend
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>>552338
so then you definitely did the right thing
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>>552340
because it's 12:30am and I don't feel like it.
why not ask grant about doing his voice. I don't for the same reason.
it's easier just to type shit and not talk.
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>>552341
and so it begins again
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vfan the giant 7 foot tall black man from zambia.
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wait, luthor turns zod into doomsday?
what to heck man
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and doomsday looks like a ninja turtle with rocks on it
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>>552343
It would take you a minute. Just get it out of the way and we'll be able to tell the day people you're definitely a woman.
>>552342
He fucking has less than me, I traded my sleep and comfort for his. Being a woman fucking sucks if I have to choose between being a decent human being and being in total control of my physical person.
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>>552348
so he looks like slash?
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>>552346
why bitch at me if you think I'm lying then when you've told me you want to be a trans woman?
You've told me plenty of times how you fucking want to be a feminized dick boy or some weird kinky shit.
Sorry but it's absolutely my place to judge you on that because there's more to being a woman than your sick sexual shit you think about and then going back on what you're say towards the woman who has to read it.
I don't know where I'm going with this but it's just ironic you're doing this.
>>552349
Ok
You know what.
I'm going to do it tomorrow morning or afternoon.
not right now though I'm too lazy
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>>552349
placing your own needs before those of others doesn't automatically make you a bad person
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>>552351
holy fucking shit what
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>>552354
you've told skype chat or hsg a million times you wanted to be a cute girl or get pegged and shit.
don't tell me you don't remember this
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the cockatiel i wanted to adopt is being adopted by someone else I'm so sad
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>>552355
Are you autistic enough to think that I meant it when I said I wish I was a cute girl
holy shit dude
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Does the concept of a joke elude you
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>>552357
>>552358
just like the joke where you told us you got invited to an orgy right
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>>552357
>i-i was always just k-kidding when i said i wanted to be a girl
nice cover-up, kid
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But I don't give a shit about what you're talking about I'm really upset over this bird
>>552359
I never said that though?
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or the joke where you said this "best friend" figure wanted to urinate all over you
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you're being very hostile vfan
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>>552361
yes you did say that in passing.
I'm too lazy to dig this up but it's something you said.
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im gonna go cry over a bird i've never even met
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>>552363
you are being very snide
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>>552370
>roxykitten
>jadepuppy
and now davechick
this is enough autism
No.552373
Remember when hsg had posters that actually INSISTED on talking about homestuck at every moment
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before i rebooted my computer i had 10GB free
how the fuck
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>>552373
homestuck fucking sucks
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>>552373
remember when homestuck had updates that were worth discussing
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Even if we have no information about a ship besides the fact that it can repeatedly lift off from an Earth-like planet and fly into deep space without refuelling, we can conclude that it can easily exceed 11,000 m/s velocity. We can also conclude that its power generation is vastly more advanced than anything available to us. Therefore, derogatory Trekkie claims about other sci-fi series being limited to 300 m/s or sub-megaton missiles are obviously nonsense. Are we seriously supposed to believe they have less than 3% of the power required to escape gravity, or that they haven't yet discovered nuclear fusion?
Some Trekkies like to claim that Trek torpedoes are good for 64 megatons, and the missiles of SW or B5 can't come close. With the above information in mind, how reasonable does this sound to you? In fact, the Soviet Union actually built and then detonated a 50 megaton device named Tsar Bomba on October 30 1961. Perhaps more amazingly, it was a scaled-down prototype for a planned 100-150 megaton bomb! Obviously, there is no rhyme or reason to the claim that a 64 megaton photon torpedo warhead is beyond the reach of Star Wars, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, Space: Above and Beyond, or any of those other dreaded sci-fi series that are guilty of the crime of not being Star Trek.
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>>552373
remember when homestuck had updates
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>>552374
maybe it emptied your recycle bin
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>>552382
I empty that thing whenever i delete something
idk man
im not complaining though
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>>552383
maybe you forgot
unless youre trying to tell me you're infallible....
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>>552384
no dude it was completely empty and I've ran ccleaner 4 times in the past hour
I don't know why I'm just know getting 16GB of free space
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>>552385
Shit man do you think Anonymous hacked your computer?!
No.552388
>before bed see a bunch of people blame those dastardly whites for yet another shooting
>wake up
>read "two armed suspects were killed by police: Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik."
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>>552388
I really like this pupper
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>>552389
i also enjoy le epic troll face pupper
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>>552388
simple workplace violence
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daaaaaamn he's cute as fuck
too bad i didnt try to become his friend two years ago
No.552395
you think the couple that called their kid john karkat regrets it yet
No.552396
Have you begged Joey to spare your life today?
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is chara joey the new meme
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is bara joey the new meme
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you were named after two of the hottest bishies i knew, john karkat
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How do we stop joey before it's too late
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How do we get a negrobooty before it's too late
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How do we stop joey's negrobooty before it's too late
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>>552395
if they're that autismal, probably not
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White people don't have any culture???? Then explain this
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>>552412
oops, wrong board
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hsg is so slow in the mornings
entertain me, i'm tryin to goof off at work
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thursday mornings suckkkkk
I fucking miss being on break shit
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>>552422
complain while you can, you're gonna miss the academic environment once you graduate
i'd kill to be back in college right now
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>>552425
oh
I'm not on campus atm
I'm at my shitty morning job
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>>552426
oops nevermind then
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>>552428
no but I get what you're saying. college is p. fun.
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p̢̡̡̠̝̤̭͇̹̟̞̼̹̘̜̬͓ͭ̈̈͒̿̊͑̈́̎̊ͣ͘͞ͅ ̸̛̣̝͇͎̺͚̲̄̌ͩͨ͋̂̽͗̆̈͆̍̏̊͒̉ͤ̽͢͝o̧͛ͪ̽̂͗̇̔̀̀̚҉͉͇͔̦̫̞̲̦̘̥̩͇̩̟ ̵̢̤͉̞̝͓̙͙͔̯̯̮͔͖̣̤̣̱̊ͥ͒̉͡͞͞ͅo͈͖̫̙͔̗̗̳̟̯̮͈̒̆̿̓̆͌ͩ́ͩ̃͗͊́̕ ̷̸̧͆͌̃̈́̀̓ͫ̊̇͗̅͑̈́̽̈́̅͊҉̯͕̲͍̯̳͈͍p̸̠͉̪͎͔̟̠̲̎̒ͭ̾̀͝͞ ̸̮̫͖̹͈̖̝͕̰͖͙͚͈̳̱̝͙͂̀ͤ͌̽̃͂́͘͢ỳ̬̺̭̰̠͓̜̖̼̬̥̺͉͎͔͐̊ͯ̾͐͆̅͂̾̿ͧͤ̾̈́ͫ͌ͮ̀͢ͅ ̋ͦͦ͋͆̌̋́҉҉̨̖̼̯͎̘̕d̋ͨ͆͐ͫ̿͐ͯͩͬ͛̈́ͬͪ̌͑̊͂̀͏̵͏̞͉̖͎͙͕̯̻͔͖̤̱͉̱̬ͅ ̸̞̤̦̟̦̯͖̯̮̱̝ͧ̋̏̄ͦͣ͛̉̾̈́ͫ̅͛̀͡͝͞o̽ͧ̾̉͗̿ͤͬ̇̌́͐҉̛͓̞̯͍̭̳̰̥̫͘͢ ̶̧͓̙̜̖̜͖͓̹̟̬͑̃ͨ́͑̌̈́͗̐ͣ̇̾̓ͣ̾̉́͝t̴͓̝̰͈̻ͨͫ͑͑̿ͧ̓̆̇̈́̊͗̔͋͑ͨ̋͢͡
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>>552429
yes
i miss it so much
my current job pays okay, but the company is literally a leech on the healthcare market that is a middleman between the insurance companies and hospitals
we literally exist to make money for the CEO and his family by making healthcare more expensive
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>>552433
*smootches yer booty*
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>>552434
i absolutely would
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>>552431
I know it's expensive as fuck, but I'm probably going to stay in college past the four year line to just get a bit more of an established degree in the field. I don't know, I want to stay for as long as I possibly can before switching over to a career. Which might be a bad choice, idk.
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Dreams logged: 2 (9, 10)
Images saved: 1
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>>552434
i wanna give all of em a smooch
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>>552439
*devotes remaining oxygen to smootching inside of booty to match the outside*
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>>552437
if you can go straight for a masters, its probably worth it
if not, maybe talk to a councillor about it
either way maybe look into getting one or more grants to offset costs
i spent 7 years in college (to get 2 degrees) and ended up racking up $30k worth of debt even with grants
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*eats hotdog from the middle*
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who's ready for hs/v/ tonight
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>>552446
why
whats happening tonight
No.552448
>>552447
the dorito pope's very own Game Awards
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>>552448
who actually cares though
No.552450
oh man, this is pretty neat-o
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/51661062
apparently some japanese scientists have trained a neural network to automatically tag anime images booru-style
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>>552449
awkward game conferences/awards have always brought people together
No.552455
i love when my city is covered in fog
it's so nice to take a walk
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>>552455
I hope you end up in Silent Hill
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peri peri peri she's the star of the show
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i miss being able to filter wesley
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>>552460
peri peri peri she's a poopy butthole
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>>552462
she's worse than you think, she's got maximum stink
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Write a letter to grant one word at a time
DEAR
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sometimes
I wish I was a dude.
not because having a dick seems interesting. It seems boring as fuck.
but because of how easy it must be for you to pee. but at the price of being boring.
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>>552485
it's very convenient
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>>552485
it is pretty easy to pee, yeah
well, except in the mornings
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>>552485
sometimes i wish i had a vagina so i could reach inside to push poop out of my butt
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