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No.552495
Remember when vfan said she was leaving
Remember that other time when vfan said she was leaving
Remember that other other time when vfan said she was leaving
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No.552498
>>552495
to be honest
I have no fucking idea why I'm still here. It is a filth compulsion to stay.
No.552499
a pussy pee! a pussy pee!
No.552500
someone photoshop ben's face onto peridot
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No.552502
>>552498
you're here because you hate yourself
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>>552502
boredom + spite + a little bit of that + general ffascination
No.552507
I'm still so upset at how much ben has let his hair deteriorate. his hair is fucked.
No.552508
>>552506
is this sponges new obsession?
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No.552514
this thread has gone to shit fast
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No.552526
i think i will listen to breakcore today
No.552527
Hello, HSG! And welcome to another Hunger Games Special! Here's the lineup for today.
Joey, the reigning champion, will be returning for another round. Also guest starring is Spurdo, :DDD, and Poopydot, by popular demand.
:Joey:
Let's begin, shall we?
No.552529
>>552527
fuck off you awful cunt
No.552531
>>552527
like you didn't even include a lone "anon" as like a halfhearted gesture that this isn't a complete skype circlejerk
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No.552533
Sponge claims early blood.
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>>552533
An otherwise uneventful night.
From now on I'll be doing 2 at a time, because just 1 is painful.
No.552540
>>552537
why are you doing this laddie
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No.552544
More lives claimed. Spurdo is fugging dead, what a shame.
No.552546
Jesus, this day was out for blood.
>tfw Joey will never kill you gently
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No.552550
None today, folks. But after 5 deaths last night, everyone's a bit murdered out, it seems.
No.552551
>>552544
>Wesley convinces Vris to snuggle with him
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No.552554
Vris scores a triple kill. RIP the Drama trio.
>>552551
Fuck off poop fetishist
No.552555
Dot and Sako both bite the dust.
What could be next?
No.552557
>>552556
RIP EVERYONE EXCEPY JOEY
No.552558
A big fucking night. Holy shit.
>>552557
Her flashlight... wasn't enough... ;_;
No.552559
>wes will never convince you to snuggle so he can kill you while you sleep
No.552560
>>552558
The turd gets blown to smithereens, Sponge is a dick, nothing else happens.
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No.552562
>>552560
Eszett murdering Joey's given her bloodlust. How will this play out for the final three?
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No.552564
>>552562
Jesus, will these pussies finish each other already?
No.552565
Going into the final three, this is the status.
Eszett's only got one kill, on Joey. Sponge is an absolute madman, and Dra hasn't gained LOVE, but has gained love. Who will win? Time will tell.
No.552566
>>552564
>annoying faggot
>blogging tranny
>literal who
i hope they all die and joey is resurrected
No.552567
>>552566
You're not going to like this, then, Anon.
No.552569
>>552568
fuck off learn to meme
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No.552571
>>552544
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
No.552572
I know I'm internationally hated but I really miss being in the skype chat.
like the main one.
but it's whatever.
No.552573
>>552572
good thing nobody misses you
No.552574
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you have been visited by le monkey face
repost this a billion times or your daughter will be raped by niggers
No.552575
>>552573
I think that's wrong tbh
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No.552577
What is there not to miss about lil old me
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No.552579
>>552577
If you and grant coulda gotten along it woulda been perf tbh
No.552580
>>552578
i left both chats a while ago
timesinks with people who aren't worth it
No.552581
chemo for the skype cancer would be more perf
No.552582
>>552575
everybody hates you
i hope you hit a civilian with your car while drunk and be charged with man slaughter
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No.552585
>>552578
you do know it's not that big of a deal and the bigger deal you make it, the worse it gets right.
I only bite when prompted. You can talk to me fine, and other people vaguely enjoy my presence that aren't ae.
hell horsie asked me for advice on drama stuff he's going through last night.
calm down lol
No.552586
do people on hsg actually hate other people on hsg?
like, i guess i can see it with some of the more petty people, but like seriously?
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No.552588
>>552582
If you mean "everyone" then you would have to make exclusions to the rule.
I think you are just being a little drama queen right now tbh.
No.552589
>>552581
did you hear that Totalbiscuit's son got cancer as well as tb himself
No.552590
>>552586
i do genuinely hate vfan
the rest of you are just kinda dumb
No.552591
>>552586
this but liking people on hsg
No.552592
>>552585
>I only bite when prompted.
says the person who told me to kill myself in the 2nd skype chat when i never said anything about you
keep trying though :)
No.552593
>>552585
fuck off. you're not welcome here.
we will resist you until the end of the earth, so go back to tumblr or it will only get worse from here...
No.552594
>>552586
yes hate everyone here
i'm the vfan
No.552595
how could you not hate wesley
No.552596
>>552592
you were probably being a butt head
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No.552599
Nitrotitan's way of shading is just so good
No.552600
i should apologise to vris
No.552601
>>552596
that doesn't excuse you
No.552602
>>552590
Hate is a strong emotion :(
No.552603
>>552593
>muh seckret clubhouse!11
ebic respunse
No.552604
>>552589
it was just a small tumor that could be easily removed
No.552605
>>552599
too bad the subject matter is always awful
No.552606
>>552602
you've earned it tbh
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No.552608
>>552600
why, what'd you do?
>>552604
Yeah but still
How unlucky do you have to be to have genes that bad
No.552609
>>552601
If you're that mad I told you to go off yourself you're either Wesley or Khan.
And god knows they deserve the shit I gave them.
If you're not them, then you're probably camillo. And I only hate you because everyone told me you are a non stop shit talking machine so I'm not really here to respect you when you do that.
No.552610
>>552608
i got you into skype niggery
No.552611
>>552609
can you redpill me on cam
No.552612
>>552608
>genes
>implying tb is actually the biological father of his son
No.552613
>>552609
>mad
oh i'm not mad, i just like pointing out your bullshit.
No.552614
>>552612
you're memeing too hard
No.552615
>>552613
>I'm not mad
Sure lol
No.552616
this cunt is getting uppity... better get the boxcutter...
No.552617
>>552611
his jokes are terrible. he's a fraud.
No.552618
can we kill the anon who keeps asking people to redpill him
im convinced it's one person
No.552619
>>552607
the guy i quoted! use your eyes, fam
its a public forum, if people don't like somebody, they can leave to #farts or go be a skypenig
No.552620
>>552614
it's not a meme
orion is genna's son from a previous marriage
No.552621
>>552617
what does he joke about
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>>552616
I know you're the one who says "we will resist you!"
could you quit being so corny for two fucking seconds I am having a heart to heart with my best friends in the whole wide world in hsg
No.552625
>>552610
oh was that you
yeah you're a basard
No.552626
>>552619
/homosuck/ is literally unlisted >:)
No.552627
>>552620
oh i thought you were going for the cuck meme
also orion lol
No.552628
>>552625
sorry
you can still get out you're not completely lost yet
No.552629
>>552626
i think its to avoid the spam
No.552630
>>552611
>redpill
that's precisely what to say if you want everyone to dismiss you
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No.552632
>>552630
can someone redpill me on this tightass
No.552633
redpill me on the dude with aspergers who posts roxykitten and says "we will resist you!"
No.552634
>>552626
literally because of gristmas
No.552635
a child at the dinner table: "redpill me on brussels sprouts"
No.552637
i would take the redpill on hsg tbh
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No.552640
instead of redpill
say E! True Hollywood Story
No.552641
But have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
No.552643
I kind of want to get back in the main skype chat tbh
No.552644
>>552632
>>552631
not cam
"redpill" is a word for 15 year old /pol/ browsers who would literally make the world better if they took a nap in an oven set to 500°F
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No.552646
>>552641
not yet... it's a tough pill to swallow...
No.552647
>>552644
15 year olds are too young to remember the matrix
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>>552644
you sound le feefeehurt xpppppp^pppppxxXXXXXXPPPP
No.552650
>>552643
i could add you but i don't think people would appreciate it
No.552651
>>552507
I'm probably going to take a shower in a bit do you want me to take a picture of it
No.552652
>>552647
which makes it that much worse as to why they're using what was originally ironic slang seriously
No.552653
>>552650
Just do it tbh. It's not like I'm going to start yelling and screaming.
I'm way too exhausted to be a bitch atm.
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>>552652
>/pol/ using a term from a movie by jewish trannies seriously
"redpill" has been acknowledged as overused since before the sticky
the only people who still unironically use it are redditfags and pick up artists
No.552657
>>552650
don't you fucking dare faggot
No.552658
>>552653
see that's an oddly specific thing to say and now i immediately dont want to do it anymore
No.552660
this is dave's first birthday
as a homosexual
No.552662
I just noticed that the firsts letters of glub's trip spells On It.
I'm so fucking slow.
No.552663
>>552649
ugh! you got me! i was just mad when i suggested the "redpill me on X" meme was only for the autistic
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No.552666
did vfan post the vocaroo yet
No.552667
Homestuck ruined the word "ironically" for me, I saw someone say "they do this unironically" and I couldn't not think of Dave's shitty gimmick.
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No.552669
>>552666
what do you think satan
No.552670
>>552666
hasnt found a believable text to voice thing yet
No.552671
>>552658
I mean that I'm chill right now.
I kind of just feel disconnected from the goings on of things and I miss being connected to it.
]
I feel like I just need some closure to a lot of shit I've been through here right now, idk if talking with people for once will solve that.
Maybe you're right, it's probably a bad idea.
No.552672
>>552667
dave unironically sucking dick
No.552673
*TF2 voice*
WE ARE IN THE SHITPOST
No.552674
*watchs the matrix*
*wants 2 b a cool 90s haxor bich like tritity*
No.552675
even wouter doesn't trust vfan lol
No.552676
>>552670
I'm literally on campus right now and just got off work.
I'm tired as fuck and will do it later this evening.
god this is fucking ridiculous I'm a fucking girl I'll get it over with I'm just lazy
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No.552679
>>552675
wesley
die in a fire
No.552680
>>552676
i dont give a shit tbh ill love you either way
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>>552660
i cant wait for Dave admitting he's gay for Karkat
Homestuck will finally die to me
No.552683
>>552679
that's not me but i would have said the same thing
No.552685
how would a person ironically suck a dick?
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No.552687
>>552546
noooooooooooooooooo I r ded
No.552688
>>552684
>TT: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
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No.552690
>>552688
>grant is deleting vfan posts faster than i can load them
motherfuck
No.552691
>>552527
jesus christ this is so fucking sad
No.552692
>>552690
that wasn't a vfan post
No.552693
>>552688
>>552686
hmm i'll deliberate on these posts
No.552694
>>552692
*sighs sigh of reliefy*
i guess she got into the group and started shitposting there
No.552695
>>552690
not vfan, i accidentally replied to an earlier post
it's the same as the post after it
i don't think he's banning vfan anymore tbh
No.552696
>>552676
Jeez I was just asking no pressure
No.552697
>>552695
yeah her posts in the last thread are still there
i guess she "won"
No.552698
>>552567
This is good, because everyone is dead and I'm alive.
No.552699
>>552697
grant is just sick... wait for him to return to full power... she won't stand a ghost of a chance!
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>>552700
I hope you feel better.
No.552703
*gets too sick to click on the big red button that says ban*
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.552705
No.552706
>>552703
huh, you're right
that was easy
No.552707
>>552706
>going for the most obvious joke
No.552708
*watchs the matrix*
*wants 2 b a cool 90s haxor bich like tritity*
*then crys uncontrolably b/c she has no mama*
No.552709
>>552708
THAT'S NOT MY BABY!
No.552710
just admit you like vfan tbh
we all do
No.552711
a clever joke right now would be posting my post history to show me saying i hate her as anon
but that's kinda beyond grant
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>>552710
imo if you hate somebody on hsg, you gotta step away from the computer
because chances are all they did was type words and you are a silly sod if you get mad about words
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No.552717
>>552716
not even mad about that word
feel free to type it again if it tickles your fancy
No.552718
>>552714
the thing is anon, someone typed those words
they're all people
and sure shitposts are fun and all but they can reach a point where they're morally reprehensible
usually the people here are just fucking around or they're just stupid and they can't help it
but vfan knows what she's doing
she's dark inside, she knows that, and she loves it
No.552719
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
1-Play Fallout 3
2-Play Dwarf Fortress
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No.552721
>>552714
that's why the worst posters use images
like wesley
No.552722
>>552719
3- stop being a nerd
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I love Æ! Æ is cute! CUTE!
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>>552701
even after all these years, you can't simmer the zimmer
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No.552732
grant make me admin so i can end all of this
No.552733
>>552718
lad i was agreeing with you
but it sounds like you don't agree with you
the only morally reprehensible thing i remember her doing was posting ezrett's nudes, which were pictures, not text
if she says something a person don't like, then that's on the person, lest we turn into tumblr-style thought police
and in any case, everybody is dark inside: light only penetrates a few millimeters below the skin, i don't know where you were going with that one
No.552734
>>552733
go smooch a booty
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No.552736
>>552733
>everybody is dark inside: light only penetrates a few millimeters below the skin
fucking scary
No.552737
Total posts: 242.
Anonymous: 131, ≈54% of total posts.
Vfan !vris0JGJL2: 24, ≈10% of total posts.
Vris: 19, ≈8% of total posts.
Æ! True hollywood story : 13, ≈5% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 13, ≈5% of total posts.
Spongelord !NERDfx2FtI: 8, ≈3% of total posts.
Æ: 7, ≈3% of total posts.
Attention !WHORE89jfk: 7, ≈3% of total posts.
Khan !!Ll4oVPjUfw (flag: HussieFace): 6, ≈2% of total posts.
Anonymous (flag: DogFace): 5, ≈2% of total posts.
Sako !!gnunKzfZrs (flag: Chick): 2, ≈1% of total posts.
vfan !vris0JGJL2: 2, ≈1% of total posts.
Æ True hollywood story : 2, ≈1% of total posts.
Æfan: 2, ≈1% of total posts.
No.552739
>>552734
i'll smooch yours if you don't be careful, m8
No.552740
everyone asshole is dark inside
you could say everyone has blackhole
No.552741
everyone asshole is dark inside
you could say everyone has a blackhole
No.552742
jeepers
sometimes i dunno when my posts go
No.552743
>patriarch is in kf2 now
nice
No.552744
jeepers
sometimes i dunno when my posts go
No.552745
jeepers
sometimes i dunno when my posts go
No.552746
How do we make Lapenis anon leave
No.552747
>>552733
oh i thought you were replying to >>552711
No.552748
>>552746
You can only defeat me with love >:)
No.552749
No.552750
>>552746
You can only defeat me with love >:)
No.552751
>>552748
Remember Love? I remember him
He was p chill
No.552752
>>552747
oh, no
i didn't see that post
No.552753
>>552751
isnt xlr and love the same person
No.552754
>>552751
isnt xlr and love the same person
No.552755
>>552751
i'm glad he's dead
No.552756
>>552753
>>552754
No
Stop double posting
No.552757
>>552751
i wonder if he keeps getting harassed by vitardanon
No.552758
jfc i'm a poopin fiend today
i've gone to the loo 3 times between 6am this morning and now
No.552759
>>552758
change your passwords NOW
No.552760
>>552756
All my posts are so great that now they came in double
No.552761
>>552756
All my posts are so great that now they came in double
No.552762
>>552756
All my posts are so great that now they came in double
No.552763
Lapis was in my dream last night
it was good
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>>552757
what should i say
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>>552767
aye. but what should i say
his blog seems as vile as ever
No.552769
>>552740
>>552741
あなたは内側白になります。だから、それらのボクサーパンツをでしょう。
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No.552772
>clean kitchen cause its a mess
>come down the next day
>sink full of dishes and counters covered in trash and cups
>ask my mom who the fuggin mcwug did this
>"If you have a problem with it, then do something"
this fucking b*tch...............................
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>>552769
there he goes
he posted it again
No.552777
>>552772
what, don't you want to earn more gbp
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No.552779
if a titjob is when a penis is stroked by some tits
and a footjob is when a penis is stroked by some feet
is it a momjob when a penis is stroked by a mom?
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No.552781
File: 1449175016526.jpg (105.22 KB, 500x507, 500:507, tumblr_ncdre15hsc1rwjpnyo1….jpg)
What kind of job is this? Who stroked this penis into stone?
No.552782
No.552783
>>552781
that looks like a wingjob tbh
No.552784
File: 1449175119175.png (272.08 KB, 900x998, 450:499, tumblr_nwzokuOMME1rnsebzo2….png)
>>552779
do u wanna find out ;)
No.552786
>>552782
having a girl reading the tao to your penis
No.552787
>>552782
is it when a penis is stroked by an egg
No.552788
I know when that hotline bling.
No.552789
my friend's friend has to set up a meeting with their parents and the principal because an administrator thought they smelled weed on her, but when they searched her they found none
why is skool so shit
No.552790
>>552782
Why would anyone romance solas hes uggo af
No.552791
>>552789
Zero tolerance policies have helped, in part, ruin the American school system.
No.552792
two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
we got a bogey. i'm on the way.
No.552793
File: 1449175258860.png (169.56 KB, 600x557, 600:557, 私は私のナットを飲み込むためにこの少年を強制するつも….png)
それは射精がアレルギー窒息によって引き起こされる「ナットジョブ」？
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No.552798
>>552791
yeah, its really epic to have a school where the bathrooms are hotboxes 24/7 and there's constantly roaches (weed not bug) in the toilet
sorry smokey, drugs did a lot more to ruin the system than trying to stop them
No.552799
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
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No.552801
>>552798
We'll see what happens when the system above school decides weed is recreational. Smokin' in the boys room is not a new song :)
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No.552803
>>552798
you went to school in ny right
dont they have police officers constantly patrolling for that shit
No.552804
Youre Pretty Cutel
Give Me A Snootle
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No.552807
the police officer at my school was fat as fuck
why would they assign someone like that
what if you had to chase someone down, a teenager is gonna easily be able to outrun him
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No.552809
>>552803
there were guards stationed at exits but they were more of a formality or just in case of fights
i went to 3 schools in one 4 floor building (plus a basement but that was locker rooms and not class rooms)
i was one of 5 or so white kids in my school, and one of the schools was notoriously shitty and had a handful of students who got pregnant each year
and it was all 4 high school grades in each school
No.552810
>>552807
Ours had golfcarts.
No.552811
>>552808
hmm but what if a person only has one mom?
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No.552814
>>552784
Mega milk is one of my favorite memes / excuses to draw giant boobs.
No.552815
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
No.552816
>>552811
It doesn't have to be YOUR mom
No.552817
>>552813
there were also metal detectors that they brought randomly and sometimes youd have to put your stuff through
i assume it was either a random weapon sweep, or that plus if they heard rumors of someone going to bring something or a fight going to happen
but mostly they just confiscated my fuckin ds or cellphone
No.552818
>>552814
*nods and winks knowingly*
No.552819
*bestial roar of victory*
No.552820
>>552816
but then they're just ladies
that would be a ladyjob
No.552821
>>552817
>Confiscating shit
>Lost my Dreamcast VMU that way
>Not old, just older.
No.552822
my sister is in the lgbt group
what a b*tch
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No.552824
>>552821
you an old ass posting with the youth
No.552825
>>552822
she sounds nice actually
is she a l, g, b, or t?
No.552826
Poor Little White Guy but with grant
No.552827
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No.552828
>>552825
none
she's a breeder
No.552829
>did stuff yesterday
>has to do stuff today too
when death will come
No.552830
>>552828
oh, i take it back then
No.552831
>>552825
if shes a g shes also an l right
No.552832
>>552829
get in
*opens maw*
No.552833
>>552822
Well I mean, if she's a butch send her my way
No.552834
>>552828
Oh those crazy breeders, when will they learn.
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No.552836
A question for the ages, shitty LGBT group naming conventions.
No.552837
i was really looking forward to complaining and seeking advice but she'll out me
tumblr save meeee
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No.552841
Tumblr is great for porn and advertisements.
No.552842
>>552817
did u get them back
No.552843
No.552844
>Mario_And_Luigi_Paper_Jam_Bros_EUR_MULTi8_3DS-PUSSYCAT
No.552845
why are straight people so terrible
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No.552848
>>552837
this sound really sucky
i'm sorry about ur breeder sister
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No.552850
>>552843
That wiki is so well done, I wish I could pay a compliment to the sysops every day.
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No.552858
>>552850
it was made back when people still cared about homestuck
these days its prob a ghost town
No.552866
>>552778
not wes you triplenigger
No.552873
Has vfan posted her epic vocaroo
If she doesn't, it means she is actually a man and leaked her "nudes" to try and prove she's a woman
No.552876
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No.552878
>>552873
She said she'd do it tonight
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No.552883
>>552873
ok then it proves I'm a man lol I'm too fucking sleepy to care and I've been talking with sharktits the past hour and a half getting on better terms.
So, obviously
I got a big fat wiener I like to pull out and piss everywhere. like on the asphalt usually. sometimes on my own carpet or the lawn. just a big wiener.
No.552884
Egghead doesn't look like a man or a woman she looks like an alien from star trek with badly done make up to make her forehead look abnormally large.
No.552886
>>552883
don't forget to mention that a jewish rabbi clipped the end off it and then sucked on it too
No.552887
>>552886
epic pol humor xdd
No.552889
>>552858
I see some of them on MSPAF, I know its town has some friendly fuckin' ghosts.
No.552894
I skipped my 1pm class in order to get more sleep
but the adderall + the insane amounts of coffee I've drank are keeping me from sleeping. but my body is screaming for sleep since I only got three hours worth.
help.
No.552896
>>552883
Look we've been through this before and if you're gonna fill the thread with incessant bitching about how violated you were those sure as fuck better have been your nudes
You managed to get everyone to forget that you sound exactly like a man, so just go ahead and prove that you aren't
No.552900
>>552887
it's not humor, it's a fact
every jewish man you have ever known had a dirty old man suck on his wiener
No.552901
>>552884
I consider it a compliment, Wharf is my husbando
No.552904
>>552894
We'll bore you into a slumber, not to worry.
No.552906
>>552896
I seem to be more of a fucking woman than you lol
No.552909
>>552901
Worf
A wharf is like, where fishermen dock their ships
f*cking fake nerd girls....
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No.552917
>>552906
We can tell since you felt the need to lie about your appearance and thought it would be a good idea to send nudes to Wesley
No.552918
>>552917
you're right, men are too stupid to coordinate that many lies.
No.552919
>>552918
Men also don't get mental breakdowns when they find out that sending nudes to a retarded manchild might not exactly be a good idea
No.552920
Vfan is a self hating man
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No.552922
>>552920
I've been found out
No.552925
I'm more of a woman than vfan and egghead combined
No.552936
>>552925
Well duh, since it would be a mishmash of a woman and a man...
No.552937
I had the most disastrous interview this morning, I've been recovering all day
how are you guys
No.552944
>>552937
My sleep is rekt, I've got no job, but my outfit is cute. What happened at your interview?
No.552951
>>552936
vris told me to tell you that you're a delusional dumb shit who acts like a bumbling clueless ass hole.
:D
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No.552958
>>552951
:DDD who cares
she probably said it right after leaving a million angry insecure messages in my inbox
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No.552960
>>552958
if I could hold a conversation with a woman about being a woman and doing woman things and how it feels to be a woman with a woman for about two and a half fucking months now
I'm a woman
sorry
No.552963
>>552960
>for two and a half months
What?
No.552964
>>552963
she's been talking to vris about lady-things for two and a half months
No.552966
yeah??? well i've been talking about my lady stuff to wesley... for THREE le momths...
No.552968
Even a fucking vocaroo isn't proof unless you say something really specific
Hell "she" could get somebody else to say those lines
No we need timestamps (not photoshoped this time)
No.552970
Anon, Private Eye, at your service.
No.552976
to be honest I don't got to prove shit
No.552982
>>552944
I was just. really obviously unprepared and didn't know what to say to his questions. it was Bad
No.552984
>tfw you put Christmas lights on your own place for the first time
No.552985
>>552976
There are no girls on the internet
No.552986
>>552982
Preparation is 90% of the battle bae
No.552988
>>552984
>putting up christmas decoration before sinterklaas
tsk
No.553025
>>552986
>>552986
Gotta clean that rear end before anal
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